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They're coming
to get you, Barbara.
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Tie you up and feed you
to those things.
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It's 8 o'clock
and it's still moving.
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Hey, come on, Barb,
church was this morning, huh?
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Wow.
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Rock and roll.
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I'm in the movie.
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It works.
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There it is.
The crate from the movie.
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And this... this is the monster.
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I can hear him.
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Not yet, you're not ready.
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- You gotta wait 'til your scene.
- I'll be damned.
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I can hear it. It's so real.
This is cra...
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Can I be of any assistance?
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You're Christopher Lee.
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Oh my God, you're
Christopher Lee.
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You're Dracula.
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Not just Dracula, you're
Frankenstein, the Mummy,
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you're Saruman.
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But not in this.
Not in this movie.
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This movie, you are
Professor Alexander Saxton.
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And
this... this is yours.
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It is, but I
demand an explanation.
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Okay, well, this
crate is yours.
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And the monster's inside it.
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And he just killed this dude.
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I just saw it happen.
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See? Dead.
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Sorry.
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Inspector Mirov.
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What is in there, Excellency?
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Fossils.
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Mm, yeah, fossils.
Yeah, you wish, pal.
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I mean, yes.
Yes, it's a mystery.
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What is a fossil?
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A stone.
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There wouldn't be something
valuable in there, like gold?
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Oh, it's valuable.
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It's not gold, trust me.
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You're
in for a surprise.
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Inspector Mirov, I love this.
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I wanna bring this back.
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You look like a
hipster in Brooklyn.
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Gold? It's...
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... a laboratory specimen.
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No value to it.
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- Captain?
- Yes, sir.
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You get your men to put
the crate on the train.
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It's... it's Christopher Lee.
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Oh God. I did it.
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It works.
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Lift it up.
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Off you go.
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You look the same.
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No offense, I actually never
noticed you in the movie,
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but I remember you.
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You look the same.
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Follow me.
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Oh my God.
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It works.
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It works.
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I'm gonna be rich.
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Oh! Oh my God.
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Renee! Renee!
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I'm out here, honey.
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It works!
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I did it, it works!
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The Immersopod,
my invention.
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- It works?
- It works.
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- Show me.
- Okay, come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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- Oh, you're pulling.
- Come on.
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Honey, I'm wearing heels,
stop. By the pool.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Come on, come on.
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You gotta close your eyes.
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No, no, uh, okay, okay.
Close 'em, close 'em.
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- Honey.
- Okay, okay.
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I give you the Immersopod.
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The world's first VR immersion
home theater system.
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VR, virtual reality.
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Right, yes, okay.
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I read a book by a man
named William Gibson.
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I know, just listen.
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Okay, so check it out.
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So, hundreds of miniature
cameras scan the user's body and
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feed the information through
a series of hard drives,
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which can then be merged
with any preexisting data.
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It's brilliant, honey.
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- No.
- No?
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No, that's not
the brilliant part.
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You know what?
Try it, just get in. Get in.
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No, no, no, it looks cramped.
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I mean, can you even
move around in there?
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No, you can't. You can only
really move your thumb,
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but that's all you need.
You turn it on, you turn it off.
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No, I don't think so, honey.
I get so claustrophobic.
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But... but... see, you'll
think you're moving.
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It's like when you dream.
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If you dream you're running,
you don't really run anywhere,
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but you believe
that you're running.
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The pod works the same way.
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The scans are fed through
a neural transmitter.
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You imagine the move,
and in the VR, you move.
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That's the brilliant part.
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- Wonderful, right.
- Yeah,
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but instead
of moving in a dream,
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you're moving inside of a movie.
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Right, whatever your
favorite movie is.
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"The Godfather," "Jaws."
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If it's in the hard
drive, you can be in it.
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Which movie are you in?
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"Horror Express," of course.
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- I should have known.
- Yeah.
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It was the first movie that my
dad took me to that wasn't,
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you know, like a kids' movie.
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Uh, it just blew me away.
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It's got everything.
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Peter Cushing,
Christopher Lee, a monster.
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I fell head over heels
in love with...
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the whole movie. Everything.
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See, what this really is
is an escape pod from life.
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All those people out
there, just waking up,
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desperate for a way out.
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They hate their jobs,
their home life is a prison.
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All those poor slobs drinking
beer in front of the TV,
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desperate, trapped
in a dead end...
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Dead end what?
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Huh?
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You just said,
"Trapped in a dead end."
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What?
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It's a situation, anything.
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But see now, they
won't just watch TV,
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now they can actually crawl
inside it and escape!
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You have to try it.
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I don't... I don't want to.
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I don't want to.
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How could you not want to?
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Maybe I'm not desperate
for a way out, Simon.
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Maybe I don't feel
trapped in a situation.
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Or am I?
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What?
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What was that?
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What was what?
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Um, did... did I do
something to upset you?
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Did you even hear the words
coming out of your mouth?
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Is that why you
invented that thing?
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To escape your terrible life?
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Am I really that awful?
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No.
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You're reading into this.
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No, no.
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Are you sure?
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Simon, we've been married
for barely a year.
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And you have spent every
moment working on that thing.
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We don't go anywhere,
we don't do anything.
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We live in the same house,
and I never see you.
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But it's for... it's for you.
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I mean, it's for us.
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That thing is... Renee, how... how
could you think that...
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Look at me.
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Hey, look at me, come on.
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When I asked your father
for permission to marry you,
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remember what he said?
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He said no.
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That's right, yeah,
I know, he said no.
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But I didn't let
that stop me, did I?
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I went to work on him.
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And he still said no.
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Yeah.
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And he hasn't forgiven me
for that, and he won't ever.
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I know him.
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I...
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He said that you
didn't have any money,
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so you were marrying
me for mine.
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He said that I would never
really know if you love me and
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that somewhere in the back of my
mind, I would always wonder.
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And I get it, I'm not that
pretty, I'm not that exciting,
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- but I am rich.
- Stop.
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He said, "Renee, he's going
to take your money and make you
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look like a fool."
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Do not make me look like a fool.
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Listen to me.
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I said it on our wedding day,
and I will say it again now.
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And I mean every word.
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For richer or poorer,
to love and to cherish
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'til death do us part.
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Do you mean it, honestly?
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'Til death do us part?
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Honey, 'til death do us part.
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I mean it.
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Baggage man?
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Alucca, what's
the matter with you?
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Yes, Countess?
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You have a safe
for valuables?
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Yes, Countess.
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I shall make out a receipt.
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Countess.
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I can't believe I'm
finally meeting you.
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Alucca's afraid of something.
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Oh, I promise you I'm
not that frightening.
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I'm a dog lover.
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A friend of mine
was gonna buy one.
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I said, "Adopt, don't shop."
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Normally she
likes Englishmen.
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All we Poles do.
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Oh, England.
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Of course, yes, where I'm from.
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Yes, cheers.
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Oh, yes, England.
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Queen Victoria, crumpets.
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Edgar Wright,
The Spice Girls.
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- Shakespeare.
- Oh, I love all that stuff.
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Yes, I love England.
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I gotta say, I prefer Poland.
I do.
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I was gonna go there on vacation
once with my wi... my... my...
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You know, there's an old English
tradition that when a gentlemen
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meets a lady as beautiful as
yourself, he buys her a drink.
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May I?
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Oh, she's really afraid.
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Yeah, it's not... I'm
good with dogs.
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Dogs usually like me.
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I wonder what it is.
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Oh, the monster.
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- What?
- What?
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Maybe she'll
like the bar better.
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Get her a little water, maybe
they'll have some...
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little bowl with water.
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I think... I bet they'll do
that, it's a nice train.
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Hmm.
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- Should we go there?
- Maybe.
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- Okay, yes, Madame.
- Oh, of course.
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Hey, how long
have you been up?
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Oh, hey, sorry.
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Um, I got up just
before you did.
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Beat the alarm by one minute.
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Um, I was thinking, since
you're finished
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with your invention,
we should celebrate.
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Yeah, sure.
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We could go to Oberge,
and I'll call Raymond
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- and get our old table.
- Good, yeah, do that.
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Good, good.
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Okay, great, I'll just, um...
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Oh, boy.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You wish to see us?
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I thought one of you might
know what happened
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to the baggage man.
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I haven't the remotest idea.
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What about you?
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Perhaps it had something to do
with what's inside that crate.
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I agree with you.
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He was trying to open it
when something happened!
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What?
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Sorry, oop, coming through.
Sorry. That wasn't me.
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Fortunately, he
was interrupted.
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Why are you so worried
about it being opened?
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It may be my fault.
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I asked the baggage
man to take a look.
261
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,773
I was curious.
262
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,316
It was no concern of yours.
263
00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,486
Or of yours.
264
00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:01,905
Konev, see if you can
open the crate with that.
265
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:05,325
Go ahead!
266
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,808
Sorry, I just had
to say, Peter Cushing...
267
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,226
- My God.
- ...I'm a huge fan.
268
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,728
- Dr. Wells.
- The baggage man.
269
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,832
- What was in there?
- Christopher Lee. This is nuts.
270
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,458
- I told you a fossil.
- You guys are great.
271
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:38,483
Okay, keep going.
272
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,985
...lived two
million years ago.
273
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,622
You made it.
274
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:55,667
Don't get up, please.
275
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:56,793
Please.
276
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:02,173
Where did you disappear to?
277
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,926
Oh, earlier, yes,
I'm sorry about that.
278
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:08,805
I was in another
part of the train.
279
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,815
You know, I heard
there was a murder.
280
00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,317
Yes, yes, there was.
281
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:23,320
I... I fear there'll
be others too.
282
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:26,114
But... you'll
be safe with me.
283
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:27,991
I promise.
284
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,868
That's funny.
285
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:32,871
Because I feel with you,
I'm in great danger.
286
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:34,748
With me? Nah.
287
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,796
Danger of what?
288
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:54,017
Oh my God, I've been in love
with you since I was a boy.
289
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:55,602
You and only you.
290
00:23:55,644 --> 00:24:00,357
Uh. How is that possible?
291
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:04,736
Oh, Countess, you'll soon
learn, anything is possible.
292
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:36,977
Oh, hey.
293
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,271
Hey.
294
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,856
What's going on?
295
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,149
Are you sick?
296
00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:45,318
Sss... yeah.
297
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,904
Yeah, you know, I think I...
I think I am getting sick.
298
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,572
Of course you are.
299
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,700
You've been working so hard.
300
00:24:51,741 --> 00:24:54,661
- We need to get you to bed.
- Yes.
301
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,372
- Dinner.
- Mm-hmm.
302
00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:58,790
- No.
- No, no, it's fine.
303
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:02,877
No, it's not fine. You go.
304
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,045
- What?
- Yeah.
305
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,423
You should go, you deserve it.
306
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,758
You know what?
Call one of your friends.
307
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,512
Just go. Have a great time,
really.
308
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,765
Oh God,
I... I'm really sick.
309
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,308
This is not good.
310
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,191
Okay, well,
I'll see you then.
311
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,572
- Hey.
- Uh, hey.
312
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:33,491
That was Millicent
from the tennis club.
313
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,994
So if you're feeling well
enough to stay home alone,
314
00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:38,204
I'm gonna go to Oberge with her.
315
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:40,999
Oh, yeah, totally,
honey, I'll be okay.
316
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,917
I just wish I could go.
317
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,836
I love that place.
318
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:45,962
Well, have fun.
319
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:48,173
Tell her I say hi.
320
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,759
- Have fun, but not too much fun.
- Okay.
321
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,886
Alright, well, feel better.
322
00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,221
Thanks.
323
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:47,482
- Hello?
- Hi, Dad.
324
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,734
I hope I'm not disturbing you.
325
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,153
I know we haven't spoken
in such a long time.
326
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,534
How is your husband?
327
00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:59,035
He's... he's fine.
328
00:26:59,077 --> 00:27:01,746
He's fine, we are good.
329
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,183
He's actually, um... he's working
on a new invention right now,
330
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:05,500
believe it or not.
331
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,085
Hmm.
332
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,629
Who paid for it?
333
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,215
Well, the money's not
really the point, Dad.
334
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,717
You sure about that?
335
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,416
Simon!
336
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,591
Simon?
337
00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,953
Oh my God.
338
00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:27,957
Holy shit.
339
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,467
Hello, Simon.
340
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,845
I didn't hear you come in.
341
00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:43,223
No, you didn't.
342
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:46,017
I was just in
the office
343
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:49,896
finishing up some paperwork.
344
00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:51,356
Good night, Countess.
345
00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:07,974
Very curious.
346
00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:09,726
- Scalpel.
- Mm-hmm.
347
00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:15,273
- Can you keep that still?
- Mm.
348
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,154
What is he doing?
349
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:22,864
Pre pan.
350
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,913
Hello.
351
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:34,459
Count, I'm Renee Sherman.
352
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,795
I have heard so much about you.
353
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:42,342
You see, my husband is
sleeping with your wife.
354
00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:44,427
Band saw.
355
00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:45,845
Here you are, Doctor.
356
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:55,563
It's true, ask her.
357
00:30:55,605 --> 00:30:57,231
Ask her where she
was last night.
358
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:02,820
Tell him.
359
00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,698
Can you tell me how he died?
360
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,537
Smooth as a baby's bottom.
361
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:13,748
You saw this man today
and he was normal?
362
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:16,125
- Absolutely.
- Tell him.
363
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,794
Tell him where you were.
364
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:20,755
He will never be yours.
365
00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:30,848
What's so special
about this brain?
366
00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:36,145
Learning and memory are
engraved on the normal brain,
367
00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:38,481
leaving a wrinkled surface.
368
00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:45,154
This brain has been drained,
the memory has been removed.
369
00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:47,824
Like chalk erased
from a blackboard.
370
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:25,486
He loves me!
371
00:32:25,528 --> 00:32:26,821
He loves me!
372
00:32:26,863 --> 00:32:28,114
You know what? Fuck you!
373
00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,866
Keep running, Countess!
374
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:31,868
You stay away from my husband.
375
00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:33,703
You think you can steal him?
God!
376
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:38,249
What is this fucking movie?
I hate this movie.
377
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:40,710
No one's ever seen
"Horror Express."
378
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,753
Do not make me come back
379
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,964
into this goddamn movie.
380
00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:55,117
You feeling better?
381
00:33:55,159 --> 00:33:57,036
I am, yeah. I don't
know... it was weird.
382
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:58,972
- Must have been a bug.
- I don't think it was a bug.
383
00:33:58,996 --> 00:33:59,954
I think it was a feature.
384
00:33:59,956 --> 00:34:01,958
- What?
- Hmm?
385
00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:04,377
What... what's all this?
386
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:05,687
There was a leak
under the sink,
387
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,672
so I'm gonna bring all
this down to the garage.
388
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,340
- Huh?
- Huh?
389
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:12,260
I made breakfast!
390
00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:15,137
I'll just have some coffee.
I gotta go check on the pod.
391
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,181
Okay, honey.
Do what you gotta do.
392
00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:19,016
- Great.
- Simon?
393
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:21,477
- Yeah?
- You said you wanted coffee.
394
00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:24,647
Unless you didn't mean it.
395
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:30,570
Unless you said it,
but you didn't mean it.
396
00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:32,697
No. Yeah, thanks.
397
00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:36,200
I meant it.
398
00:36:03,663 --> 00:36:05,998
What is this?
399
00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:10,628
Who are you people?
400
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:13,130
Why are we in black and white?
401
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:24,892
Oh, I'm in the wrong movie.
402
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,281
Oh, I know this one.
403
00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:40,991
- Cool.
- Help me, man!
404
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:44,161
Yeah, I'm... sorry,
I can't help.
405
00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,122
You'll be fine.
Well, one of you will.
406
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:51,544
Classic.
407
00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:53,087
Really cool.
408
00:36:53,129 --> 00:36:55,631
Smell. You smell the zombies.
409
00:36:55,673 --> 00:36:57,007
That shouldn't be good.
410
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,218
You guys are in a struggle
for your life, sorry.
411
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,678
But amazing!
412
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:06,893
Oh, whoa.
413
00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:09,437
Oh, oh, man, oh my God.
414
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:11,230
Genuinely scary.
415
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:12,565
So good.
416
00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:18,362
This is really cool.
I wish I could stay.
417
00:37:18,404 --> 00:37:21,407
Uh, I can't.
I don't belong here.
418
00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:22,783
But so cool.
419
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:24,368
Alright, bye-bye.
420
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:31,083
My thumb.
421
00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:38,424
Hold on, hold on, ah!
422
00:37:38,466 --> 00:37:39,675
I'm trapped.
423
00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:43,345
Help! Renee, push the button!
Help!
424
00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:44,865
Wait, wait, wait,
I'm in the wrong movie.
425
00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:45,889
Stop, pause, pause.
426
00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:48,768
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Help!
427
00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:51,479
Renee, push the button!
428
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,482
Renee! Help!
429
00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:58,944
Renee! Renee! Wait!
430
00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:42,613
Mm.
431
00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:13,894
Airbase 51, hailing all
frequencies towards the creek.
432
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:17,064
Tarmac has been compromised,
they have taken over.
433
00:39:17,106 --> 00:39:19,233
We fall back
434
00:39:19,275 --> 00:39:21,110
Find, bolt door seven.
435
00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:22,987
Proceed with extreme caution.
436
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,363
Good luck.
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