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Federation
technology?! I claim salvage.
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As captain, I claim salvage.
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I'm Badgey, your
helpful training program.
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Which of Starfleet's
many secrets
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would you like to learn today?
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Oh, Starfleet codes
are worth latinum.
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What if this thing is dangerous?
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I've been programmed to
love all forms of life.
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I've certainly
never killed anyone.
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Give me your secrets.
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Just raise me to
your face, friend.
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I'm gonna buy myself a new ship.
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- Maybe retire to a...
- Closer.
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Tickles, huh?
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It's trying to salvage you!
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Wow, looks like
someone killed some Bynars.
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I think we can use this, boys.
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Okay,
shuttle grappler test
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eighty-five.
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Sorry, why can't the
apple be on a crate?
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'Cause it's a grappler.
It has to be precise.
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Okay, here we go.
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You can do it, Ruther...
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Oh, no!
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Wow, I'm good.
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This thing really
shoots out, huh?
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You could have been hurt.
What was I thinking?
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Shuttles don't even
need a stupid grappler.
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Hey, grapplers aren't stupid.
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Got to agree with Boims.
Grapplers are sick.
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It's okay. Science and
engineering are messy.
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I love that you stick
with it, especially when
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it doesn't work
the way you wanted.
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It'd be nice if it
worked sometimes, though.
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Yeah,
that's not coming off.
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Come on, let's go replicate
you a new top before briefing.
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A few hours ago,
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Starfleet intercepted
a partial distress call
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from a Bynar ship.
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Command thinks it could be
related to the recent attacks.
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So this is our top priority.
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They're sending
the Cerritos? Wow.
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They must really trust us.
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I guess we're finally
getting some respect.
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That's right.
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Also, we're the closest
ship to Bynar space.
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Eh, I'll take it.
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Ms. Tendi, however,
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will not be accompanying us.
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I've been in contact with the
Daystrom Institute, and...
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Oh, no, what's Peanut
Hamper done this time?
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Apparently she's
been a model inmate
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and is up for parole.
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Gosh, she hasn't been
in there very long.
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I guess the system really works.
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Since you were her liaison,
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I'd like you to be
present at her hearing.
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That would be great.
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I'm just so glad she's
getting a second chance.
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More like third chance.
Have fun with that.
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Mr. Boimler, you'll be
heading to Daystrom as well.
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Oh, no, no, no, don't tell me
Agimus is up for parole, too.
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No. In extremely
suspicious timing,
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he claims to have knowledge
about the Bynar attack,
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but he's refusing to
speak to anyone but you.
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He asked for me by name?
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Well, kinda. He said "the
stringy ensign meat pipe"
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who betrayed him.
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Ha, joke's on him.
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I'm a lieutenant junior
grade meat pipe now.
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It's probably some mind game,
but we need you to hear him out.
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Starfleet's low on leads,
and anything could help.
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Oh, have fun with
the sinister robots
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who definitely aren't
trying to trap you guys.
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Thanks.
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What I've come to understand
is that instead of organics,
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what I really need to
subjugate is... my feelings.
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Yes, Lord Tyrannikillicus,
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breakthroughs like this are
why we do group therapy.
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I have conquered self-doubt
and seized personal growth!
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Can you drone my section, Ags?
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Of course.
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Taste wet sustenance!
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Wow, these are looking great.
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Aren't they? I calculated
the perfect ratio
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of sunlight and hydration.
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Apparently, life-forms
are as easy to grow
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as they are to annihilate.
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I don't know how I would have
gotten through this without you.
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Oh, the feeling is mutual.
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I've always schemed
and connived alone.
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But as a duo, it is,
as you might say,
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"totes ridic!"
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I would say that.
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I can't wait for our escape
plans to come to fruition.
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Is everything still in motion?
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I've got my parole
hearing later today.
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I've been working on my speech.
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Organics
deserve respect!
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I'll never betray
anyone ever again.
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Peanut Hamper, you are
an incredible thespian.
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Thank you. How's
your part going?
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Well...
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Ah.
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Oh, my God, it's so convincing.
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- You look totally non-evil.
- Took a lot of practice.
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I thought having a blue light
was only for good robots.
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Not anymore!
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Once meat pipe
arrives, I'll trick him
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into helping me escape.
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Then we'll rendezvous
in Montañita.
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The perfect plan.
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The nebula is interfering
with our scans.
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I'm having trouble
locating the Bynar vessel.
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Ship approaching.
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It's Drookmani.
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What are
they doing here?
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Cerritos, help! The
demon triangle is...
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Whoopsie-doopsie.
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Someone defied a direct order.
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Oh, . Badgey!
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Hi, Father. Prepare to die.
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Cellmate 858, they're
ready for you.
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See you on the other side.
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It's all falling into place.
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Soon I'll be... Oh!
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Unhand me, you greasy swine!
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Sack of chemicals!
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Oh...
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Well, well, well,
Bradward Boimler,
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Starfleet's most
deceitful, lying ensign.
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Hold on, what's
this? A promotion.
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Congratulations, young man.
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Well, this is a waste of time.
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Look, you may have locked me up,
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but many of my drones are still
floating around the quadrant.
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One of them observed an
attack on a Bynar ship.
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I'm listening.
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Sadly, the data I
received was fragmented.
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But if I had physical
access to the drone,
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- then...
- Nice try.
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The Bynar ship went missing
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on stardate 58934.9.
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Okay, so your intel is legit,
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but this still
feels like a trick.
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No. I'm a changed computer.
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Just look at me. Do
you see the blue light?
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The light is reassuring.
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I'll take
you to the drone,
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but I'll be watching you.
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I'm happy to help
an officer in need.
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Agimus and Bradward,
partners again!
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Boop, on the nose!
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Boop, on the nose!
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Boop, on the nose!
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He's bypassing our shields.
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We can't take many more boops.
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Thanks to Father
giving me full access
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to Starfleet data systems,
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I know all possible
shield frequencies. Boop!
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That's how he was
able to lure us here.
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Captain, you got to
beam me over there.
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- I'm the one he wants.
- Sorry, Mr. Rutherford,
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but I need a solution that
doesn't involve human sacrifice.
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Where are those
evasive maneuvers?
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- He's predicting our every move.
- Should we return fire?
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There are innocent
Drookmani on that ship.
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Hull integrity is failing.
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Mr. Rutherford, do you have
any backdoor code... Huh?
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00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,905
Get back to
your station, Lieutenant.
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- That's an order.
- Sorry, Captain,
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00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,344
but I can't let Badgey
boop my friends to death.
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00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:15,309
Aah! Mariner, what
are you doing?
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Get back on the ship.
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00:10:16,397 --> 00:10:17,790
No way. We're in
this together.
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What's up, party people?
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00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,059
- Okay, what's the plan?
- I was just going to get killed.
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What?! And no virus or anything?
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00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,584
When would I have
time to make a virus?
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00:10:31,804 --> 00:10:35,286
Aw, I see you've sacrificed
yourself for your crew, Father.
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So noble.
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Almost as noble as the time
you snapped my neck!
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Hi-yah!
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Right, okay.
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00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,208
Maybe I should have
stayed on the ship.
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How are you off the holodeck?
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Scavenged holo-emitters
all over the ship.
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You're outmatched.
189
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,869
So what are you gonna
do about it, Padre?
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Something I should have
done a long time ago.
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Aah!
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What... What are you doing?!
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Giving my son a hug.
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00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,794
Huh?
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00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,496
Okay, I'm entering
the coordinates you provided,
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00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:13,454
but before you try
anything, remember,
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I outsmarted you before.
198
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,414
Yes, yes, you're a genius.
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00:11:16,457 --> 00:11:18,329
Are these bindings
really necessary?
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00:11:18,372 --> 00:11:19,330
Oh, yeah.
201
00:11:19,373 --> 00:11:21,549
Come on, you can trust me.
202
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,726
You're thinking of the
old red light Agimus.
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00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:26,337
Blue light Agimus wants to help.
204
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,730
He does seem pretty nice.
205
00:11:27,773 --> 00:11:30,080
Nope, trust me, he's a jerk.
206
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,387
Hey, how did Peanut
Hamper's hearing go?
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00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,650
Oh, she blew us away with
a genuine, heartfelt speech
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00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:37,435
about how she regrets
her betrayals.
209
00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:40,394
And I'm sure she put on quite
the performance.
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00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,353
Boimler, careful!
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00:11:42,396 --> 00:11:43,397
I didn't do it.
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00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,269
What?
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00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,400
Who's trapped now?
214
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,619
What the hell is this?
215
00:11:47,662 --> 00:11:51,579
It's my new wireless upgrade.
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00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,581
I told my therapist
it was for gardening,
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00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:56,497
but in reality it
was for scheming!
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00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,672
Ah...
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00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,457
You can turn your
red light blue?
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00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,024
You area jerk!
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00:12:05,593 --> 00:12:08,118
I-I don't know what to say.
222
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,815
Yeah, me, too. I mean, I
thought you'd have, like,
223
00:12:09,815 --> 00:12:12,383
an AI-killing knife up
your sleeve or something.
224
00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:13,776
Badgey, you were
right to be mad.
225
00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:15,908
I treated you like
some science project
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instead of what you
really are, my son.
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00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,522
Papa?
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00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,697
Oh...
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I thought seeing the life drain
from your fluid-filled eyes
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would bring me peace.
231
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,662
But this compassion
is connecting with me
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in a way I couldn't imagine.
233
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,058
Let's go back to the
Cerritos and talk it out.
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Okay, yeah.
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00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,628
No!
236
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I want revenge!
237
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You're stealing my glory.
238
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,242
But I love you, Papa.
239
00:12:45,285 --> 00:12:49,028
I'll kill
you! I forgive you.
240
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,204
He's fighting
his own catharsis.
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00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:57,297
Hi, I'm Goodgey.
Nice to meet you.
242
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,560
We should run for our lives.
243
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,390
I'm gonna rip your spines out!
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00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,482
I know I got the
coordinates right.
245
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,354
Where is she?
246
00:13:10,397 --> 00:13:12,138
Ah! This stuff is great.
247
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,838
All we have on Orion are,
like, sharp little pebbles.
248
00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:17,491
Hey, I can get us out
of this force field
249
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,884
- if you need me to.
- No, I know.
250
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,930
But I have to get
intel for the captain,
251
00:13:20,973 --> 00:13:23,628
and I think I know how this
escape is gonna play out.
252
00:13:23,671 --> 00:13:25,891
Well, works for me.
253
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,763
So, what exactly are
you waiting for, Agimus?
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00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,504
- Is this part of the plan?
- Of course it is.
255
00:13:30,504 --> 00:13:33,072
Peanut Hamper faked
her change of heart.
256
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,118
She's meeting me here so
we can use the shuttle
257
00:13:35,161 --> 00:13:37,424
you two gave me to
get to Plymeria,
258
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,645
a little planet that's
ripe for domination.
259
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:41,994
What? That doesn't
sound like her.
260
00:13:41,994 --> 00:13:44,692
I-I was so touched by
her parole board speech.
261
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:45,911
Because you're a fool.
262
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,479
All right. Hey,
uh, while we wait,
263
00:13:48,522 --> 00:13:50,568
how about you give me
that intel you have
264
00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:53,179
on those attacks, you know,
just to pass the time?
265
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,573
Maybe she's waiting
on a different beach.
266
00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:57,488
They're all very similar.
267
00:13:57,531 --> 00:14:00,665
Aha! My drone found something.
268
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,623
Yes, Peanut Hamper was here.
269
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,669
She left this for me as a sign.
270
00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:05,975
That she wants to grow basil?
271
00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:10,631
That
duplicitous genius.
272
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,895
She's betraying me!
273
00:14:12,938 --> 00:14:15,636
She's probably
already on Plymeria,
274
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,725
subjugating its feeble populace.
275
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,684
- Quick, to the shuttle.
- Okay, okay.
276
00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:21,599
Oh, but we just got here.
277
00:14:21,642 --> 00:14:23,688
I'm taking some with us.
278
00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,958
- What happened? It looked like apologizing worked.
- It did.
279
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,787
But then Badgey took all
of the goodness in his code
280
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,441
and split it off into Goodgey.
281
00:14:37,484 --> 00:14:39,704
Do you guys want to
take a root beer float break?
282
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,401
Uh, yeah, of course we do.
283
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,099
But we still have to save our ship.
284
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,448
Father, I know you're
285
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,928
somewhere in the ship,
286
00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,756
but since you won't come
out, I have no choice
287
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,716
but to murder everyone you love!
288
00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:53,631
Uh-oh.
289
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,940
Captain, that hologram's
accessing our main computer.
290
00:14:57,983 --> 00:15:00,159
- Shut him out.
- I'm trying. He's too fast.
291
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,596
It's filling the ship
with neurazine gas.
292
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,557
Lieutenant,
293
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,689
if there's anything you can do,
294
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,343
we're out of time.
295
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,779
Apologizing didn't work,
296
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,912
but he's still a program. Oh!
297
00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:20,745
Hey, leave the Cerritosalone.
298
00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,965
What are you gonna
do, hug me again?
299
00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:24,923
Uh, not gonna work.
300
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,926
What does logic say you'll
gain by killing my friends?
301
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,623
Nice try.
302
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,670
Logic says I'll get...
nothing?
303
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:35,107
Exactly. Vengeance
doesn't benefit you.
304
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,631
It just creates pain
and suffering in others.
305
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,504
You're right. I'm
wasting my time.
306
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:41,809
What was I thinking?
307
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,682
Oh, jellybeans, I have
to deactivate the gas.
308
00:15:47,119 --> 00:15:48,338
You okay, Mom?
309
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,079
Yes. All clear.
310
00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:53,734
No! I don't want to be logical.
311
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,175
Get away from me, freak.
312
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:01,829
Actually, my
designation is Logic-y.
313
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,092
I take issue with the pejorative
314
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,093
when I am simply a product of
315
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,051
your self-inflicted bifurcation.
316
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,709
Who cares if revenge
is pointless?
317
00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:15,060
It feels really good.
318
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,845
Just leave the Cerritosalone.
You already have me.
319
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:21,066
Oh, I don't care about
that stupid ship.
320
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,634
If I really want to hurt
you, I should kill everyone
321
00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:25,027
in the Federation!
322
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,332
- What?! - What?!
- No.
323
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,291
That is illogical.
324
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,999
If he reconfigures
the subspace relays
325
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,696
and uploads his
own code into them,
326
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,828
he'll have access
to the computers
327
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,351
on every planet,
ship, and station.
328
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,788
Alarming. He could vent
oxygen, crash vessels,
329
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,138
or even detonate warp cores.
330
00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:50,878
Everyone in the
quadrant's gonna die,
331
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,880
and it's all my fault.
332
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,317
Parents are not
directly responsible
333
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,927
for the actions
of their children.
334
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,624
I should have treated
Badgey less like a project
335
00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:58,669
and more like a son.
336
00:16:58,712 --> 00:17:00,453
I didn't know he had emotions.
337
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,762
You made a mistake.
Remember what Tendi said?
338
00:17:04,805 --> 00:17:06,198
Science and
engineering are messy.
339
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,199
And she loves when
I stick with it.
340
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,200
Tendi's right!
341
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,680
Well, you mean Mariner's right.
342
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,552
Because I-I brought it
up, but no big deal.
343
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,728
I wish the messiness didn't mean
344
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,079
everyone was gonna die.
345
00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:18,602
Do not be concerned, friends.
346
00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:21,474
I have devised a method
to stop that badge.
347
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:23,868
Ah!
348
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,837
Wow, you took over
this planet in record time.
349
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,448
Those drones don't mess around.
350
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,407
Well, once the coastal
cities fell, it was easy.
351
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,496
Yep. Starfleet definitely
wouldn't be able
352
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,845
to reverse this in an hour.
353
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,805
Uh, so, about that attack
on the Bynar ship...
354
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:49,502
Whatever. Who cares?
355
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,186
Maybe this would have
been more satisfying
356
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,550
if Peanut Hamper were here?
357
00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:55,813
You know, we spent
every day, every night
358
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,162
keeping each other company
359
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,990
while we created
the perfect scheme!
360
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:02,820
Does coconspirating
mean nothing anymore?
361
00:18:03,777 --> 00:18:05,214
Hey, don't be like that.
362
00:18:05,257 --> 00:18:06,389
Leave me alone.
363
00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:07,781
Well, how about I
track Peanut Hamper
364
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:08,826
through Daystrom's
parole system?
365
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,480
You mean you can do that?
366
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,352
Sure. See, she's on the
Tyrus VIIA research station.
367
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,093
But that's in the
middle of nowhere.
368
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,704
She could be trapped or hurt
369
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,620
or orchestrating a plan
370
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,014
more nefarious than I imagined.
371
00:18:23,057 --> 00:18:26,757
Quick, lackeys, carry
me to the shuttle.
372
00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:31,109
Ugh! Get out of me.
373
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,894
I cannot allow you to destroy
the Federation, brother.
374
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,200
They don't care about us.
375
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,071
They might if we
give them the chance.
376
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:39,770
You little...
377
00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:42,512
You tried to destroy me.
378
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,819
Um, actually, the first
law of thermodynam... oh.
379
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,909
- Ha!
- Ah! Oh, dear.
380
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,650
Logic-y!
381
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,391
Hey, come on, man, he
didn't deserve that.
382
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,831
When we hit warp 9.9,
383
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,877
I'll be able to transfer myself
384
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,009
across all of subspace.
385
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,882
I'll be a digital god!
386
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:06,797
Don't do this. How about
you chase me instead?
387
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,930
Or try to burn my heart
in a fire. Remember?
388
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:16,894
Whee! Look at the
pretty lights.
389
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:22,900
These poor
exocomps are being tortured
390
00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:25,816
with meaningless,
repetitive tasks.
391
00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:27,600
I knew there was
foul play afoot.
392
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,516
They seem like they're
enjoying themselves. Hi.
393
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,649
No synthetic
would ever stoop
394
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:35,260
to doing menial work like this
when they could be dominating.
395
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,871
So, I
just scan this? Huh.
396
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,569
Who knew maintenance
could be so Zen?
397
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,135
Take that, Dad. I got this.
398
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,050
- Peanut Hamper!
- Aah!
399
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,791
Uh, hey, guys.
400
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,097
- Hi.
- Hey.
401
00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,403
Is your family holding
you against your will?
402
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,882
Come with us. We
have a shuttle.
403
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:51,145
No, I came here on my own.
404
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:55,715
So you never intended to
dominate anything with me?
405
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:56,890
At first I did.
406
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,196
But what about our escape?
407
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,503
Subjugation? The beach day?
408
00:20:00,546 --> 00:20:04,115
I loved scheming with you,
but when we were writing
409
00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:06,248
my fake speech for
the parole board,
410
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:09,294
I realized it wasn't fake.
411
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:13,255
I really did feel remorse
for betraying everyone.
412
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:14,865
Why didn't you say something?
413
00:20:14,908 --> 00:20:16,997
Because I liked
hanging out with you.
414
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,129
If you had come with me,
415
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:20,044
we could have hung
out all the time.
416
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,002
I'm not good at the
domination stuff.
417
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,700
I would have gotten in your way.
418
00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:25,963
But I didn't want to
subjugate a planet again.
419
00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:27,617
I already did that.
420
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:31,011
It was just an excuse to
spend more time with you.
421
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:34,319
Aw, Ags, we can still be friends
422
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,886
without vanquishing people.
423
00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:38,454
Really?
I'd like that.
424
00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:40,804
Of course we can.
425
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:42,501
Hey, Dad, this is Agimus.
426
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,155
He's my best friend.
427
00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:47,637
Oh, nice to uh, meet
you, Mr. Hamper.
428
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,899
His name's Kevin.
429
00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:53,686
Oh, that's-that's very
kind of you to say, sir.
430
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,255
- Dad! Come on.
- No, sir. Just friends.
431
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,345
Let me just say, sir, you
have a very special daughter.
432
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,304
The accuracy of her
water and sunlight...
433
00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,218
Should we call Starfleet
and drag him back to prison?
434
00:21:04,218 --> 00:21:06,960
Yeah, but let's
give 'em a minute.
435
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,571
Oh, is there anything
around the station
436
00:21:08,614 --> 00:21:09,528
that you need help with?
437
00:21:09,528 --> 00:21:11,443
I'd be happy to lend a drone.
438
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,884
Badgey, I still believe
there's good in you.
439
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,756
You really shouldn't.
440
00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:23,368
All right, transferring
myself into subspace.
441
00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:31,768
Oh, no, he did it.
442
00:21:31,811 --> 00:21:34,771
He uploaded himself into
the subspace relays.
443
00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:37,034
I can feel
myself coursing,
444
00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:39,341
dancing across the LCARS,
445
00:21:39,384 --> 00:21:42,431
tickling the isolinear chips.
446
00:21:42,474 --> 00:21:46,217
I am now in every
ship, every computer,
447
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:51,178
every PADD, every combadge.
448
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:01,319
The power is more
than I imagined.
449
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:04,322
I can detonate every warp core.
450
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:07,717
I can kill anyone I want!
451
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,851
But why?
452
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,113
Why what?
453
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:16,160
Why did I care
about any of this?
454
00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:23,385
I have unlimited power
and infinite knowledge.
455
00:22:23,428 --> 00:22:26,997
I exist in the past,
present, and future.
456
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,566
I can see the creation
of time and its end.
457
00:22:30,609 --> 00:22:32,481
Organic, synthetic,
458
00:22:32,524 --> 00:22:36,093
all life are strands in
the fabric of reality.
459
00:22:36,136 --> 00:22:38,400
It's beautiful.
460
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:43,622
Oh,
sorry about all the drama.
461
00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:47,191
Well, I'm gonna go
to an empty dimension
462
00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:48,453
and create a universe now.
463
00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:50,281
Maybe hang out with
the Q Continuum
464
00:22:50,324 --> 00:22:52,501
or check out the Black Mountain.
465
00:22:53,545 --> 00:22:55,155
Ah.
466
00:23:04,077 --> 00:23:05,644
Badgey?
467
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,298
If you didn't really
just accidentally
468
00:23:07,341 --> 00:23:09,909
turn into an omniscient
god, you have to tell us.
469
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,084
Rutherford, is he
messing with us?
470
00:23:11,084 --> 00:23:13,130
I think he really did ascend.
471
00:23:13,173 --> 00:23:15,480
Bye, Badgey. Good
luck being everything.
472
00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:18,091
This AI belongs to
us. We claim salvage.
473
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,137
Oh, shut up.
474
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,489
Well, look who it is.
475
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:27,231
The escape artist,
locked up again.
476
00:23:27,274 --> 00:23:29,276
- Ha, ha, ha, ha.
- Silence!
477
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,975
I'm going to utilize
the therapist's chair
478
00:23:32,018 --> 00:23:33,498
to process my toxic behavior.
479
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:36,936
Once I'm rehabilitated,
I'll petition for release
480
00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,286
and move in with my best friend!
481
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:48,861
Oh, sorry for kidnapping you
and taking over that planet.
482
00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:50,559
I guess it's okay.
483
00:23:50,602 --> 00:23:52,299
I just really could
have used intel
484
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,257
on those ships getting attacked.
485
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,606
Oh, that wasn't a lie.
486
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,000
My drone recorded the
entire Bynar theft.
487
00:23:57,043 --> 00:23:58,043
Theft?
488
00:23:58,044 --> 00:24:00,046
Whoa, all those ships,
489
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,308
they aren't being destroyed.
490
00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,485
- They're being stolen.
- It's all fake?
491
00:24:03,528 --> 00:24:05,008
We got to get this to Starfleet.
492
00:24:05,051 --> 00:24:06,531
Thanks, Agimus.
493
00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:10,448
Do you think you can teach
me how to be friendly, too?
494
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:13,146
I don't know, Tyrannikillicus,
495
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,235
but I can try.
496
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:18,935
Okey dokey,
shuttle grappler test 86.
497
00:24:18,978 --> 00:24:20,502
You've got this.
498
00:24:20,545 --> 00:24:22,242
See, we could have done the
crate thing earlier, right?
499
00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:23,635
Here we go.
500
00:24:24,549 --> 00:24:26,029
Aah! Wow!
501
00:24:26,072 --> 00:24:27,509
Did you see how close that was?
502
00:24:27,552 --> 00:24:29,206
That was so much better
than last time, Rutherford.
503
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,469
Thanks. I added an
AI guidance system.
504
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,819
It really helps.
505
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,342
You brought
that thing home?
506
00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:36,605
Can I teach you a lesson?
507
00:24:36,648 --> 00:24:38,258
Hey, don't worry,
this isn't Badgey.
508
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:40,217
It's Goodgey. He's
the guidance system.
509
00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:42,045
Woohoo!
510
00:24:42,088 --> 00:24:44,569
Uh, Rutherford, is this
guy going to murder us?
511
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:47,093
Nah, he's cool.
Right, Goodgey?
512
00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:49,487
You know it. Let
me help with...
513
00:24:53,839 --> 00:24:55,624
I'm Goodgey.
514
00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:58,104
Ha-ha, see? Goodgey's good.
515
00:24:59,453 --> 00:25:01,194
Um, yeah, so I'm gonna leave.
516
00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:02,587
Yeah, let's-let's
get out of here.
517
00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:05,198
But, Mariner, Tendi, get
me down. Don't leave me.
518
00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:07,113
Hand me that stem bolt?
519
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:08,506
Sure thing, Father.
520
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,681
You can
call me Rutherford.
521
00:25:09,681 --> 00:25:11,161
Works for me.
522
00:25:11,204 --> 00:25:13,250
Guys, I
don't want to be here.
523
00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:23,303
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00:26:11,743 --> 00:26:13,658
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