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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,969 NOW, PREVIOUSLY ON REBA. 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,205 - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? - REBA. 3 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:08,243 SEE, NOW THAT WE'RE RENTERS, I DON'T THINK 4 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:10,309 IT'S RIGHT FOR ME TO BE CALLING YOU MRS. H. 5 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,745 OH, AND I'M CUTTIN' DOWN ON MY CARBS, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND. OKAY, "REBE"? 6 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,937 BARBRA JEAN SAID SHE SAW YOU IN BED WITH DAD. 7 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,062 WHAT? 8 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,997 HEY, BARBRA JEAN. 9 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:35,067 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. 10 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,369 SEE? BYE. 11 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:40,272 YEAH, I THINK SO TOO. 12 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,608 BUT COULD YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE WITH REBA FIRST? 13 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,848 YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? 14 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,984 OKAY, I'LL LEAVE. 15 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,986 BUT MAKE IT A GOOD MINUTE, BROCK. 16 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,756 MAKE SURE THAT AT THE END OF THAT MINUTE, YOU'VE FIGURED OUT... 17 00:00:57,825 --> 00:00:59,791 WHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT, 18 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,860 BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS. 19 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:05,129 BROCK, GO AFTER HER. 20 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,499 SHE THINKS THAT YOU THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE... 21 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,712 BY LEAVING ME AND MARRYING HER AND EVERYTHING. 22 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,437 GO TELL HER SHE WAS WRONG. I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THAT. 23 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,573 AND WHY THE HECK NOT? BECAUSE... 24 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,611 I DO THINK I MADE A MISTAKE. 25 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:27,953 WHAT? I SAID, I DO THINK I MADE A MISTAKE. 26 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:33,558 OH, BOY. 27 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,762 YEAH. 28 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,743 HOW LONG HAVE YOU FELT THIS WAY? 29 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,101 I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT SURE WHAT I FEEL. 30 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:47,506 YOU'RE NOT SURE? WELL, DO YOU FEEL THIS? 31 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:51,342 OW! WHAT'D YOU HIT ME FOR? 32 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,512 Y-YOU SAY MARRYING BARBRA JEAN WAS A MISTAKE, AND YOU'RE NOT SURE? 33 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:58,550 HOW CAN I FIGURE OUT HOW I FEEL IF I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT? WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 34 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,425 BUT YOU CAN'T GO AROUND BLURTIN' STUFF OUT 35 00:02:00,449 --> 00:02:02,454 AND THEN DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT YOU BELIEVE IT. 36 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:05,483 THAT'S HOW YOU GOT IN TROUBLE WITH OUR WEDDING VOWS. 37 00:02:07,061 --> 00:02:10,695 DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I THINK I MIGHT HAVE MADE A MISTAKE? NO. 38 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:14,266 WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU'RE ONE OF THE REASONS? YOU KNOW WHAT? 39 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,835 I COULDN'T CARE LESS WHAT YOUR REASONS ARE, 40 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,944 BECAUSE WHATEVER YOUR REASONS ARE, THEY COME FROM YOU. 41 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,943 YOU KNOW WHAT? 42 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:28,379 I DO CARE, AND YOU KNEW I WOULD. 43 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,457 YOU'RE DESPICABLE, BROCK. YOU GO AROUND TALKIN' 44 00:02:30,481 --> 00:02:32,383 ABOUT HOW MUCH MORE SENSITIVE YOU'VE BECOME, 45 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,430 AND EVERYTHING YOU DO CAUSES CHAOS. 46 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:37,358 THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE, HOW YOUR SELFISHNESS 47 00:02:37,382 --> 00:02:39,724 IS TEARIN' EVERYBODY ELSE'S LIVES APART. 48 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,527 SO YOU WANNA HEAR? 49 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,663 ARE YOU LISTENIN' TO ME? 50 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,568 I DO AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR. HOW MUCH MORE CLEAR CAN I BE? 51 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:56,007 OKAY, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU TWO DECIDE MY LIFE... 52 00:02:56,076 --> 00:03:00,178 WHILE I'M SITTIN' IN THE LIVING ROOM DRAININ' THE HARD-CANDY BOWL. 53 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,914 IT'S OKAY, BARBRA JEAN. WE'RE DONE. NO, WE'RE NOT. 54 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:05,216 - YES, WE ARE. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 55 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:09,254 YOU GUYS DON'T GET TO MAKE THE CHOICE. I DO. AND I'VE DECIDED I'M LEAVIN'. 56 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,301 NO, NO, NO. I'M LEAVIN'. I AM. 57 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,391 I AM. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. 58 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,729 BARBRA JEAN, I'M NOT GONNA... ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT. 59 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:28,272 ROCK BEATS AIR. I WIN. 60 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:31,909 YOU DIDN'T WIN. I WASN'T PLAYING. WELL, LET'S PLAY NOW. 61 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:35,646 OKAY, PAPER COVERS ROCK. BYE. 62 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,316 REBA, YOU GET BACK HERE! YOU CHEATED! 63 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,886 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT, OLD LADY? HUH? 64 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,888 JUST WALK YOUR DOG, OKAY? 65 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,958 REBA! 66 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:52,363 I'M NOT SURE WHY I MARRIED EITHER ONE OF 'EM. 67 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,901 HA, HEY! 68 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,704 ♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪ 69 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,140 ♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪ 70 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:06,210 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪ 71 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:09,013 ♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪ 72 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,750 ♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪ 73 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,385 ♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪ 74 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,320 ♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪ 75 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:21,960 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 76 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,202 I DON'T GET IT. SO I CALLED YOUR MOM "REBA." 77 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,306 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? WHY DID SHE HAVE TO GET SO MAD? 78 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,675 I MEAN, SURE, IT'S NOT THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD, BUT... 79 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:43,348 I MEAN, IT'S BETTER THAN, SAY, MABEL OR FLOYD. 80 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:46,284 FLOYD? FLOYD'S A MAN'S NAME, HONEY. 81 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,286 OH, YEAH? TELL THAT TO MY AUNT FLOYD. 82 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,068 - HEY, MAYBE I COULD USE HER MIDDLE NAME. - IT'S NELL. 83 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,859 NELL? 84 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,639 NELL. YEAH. 85 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,597 NELLY. OLD NELLER. 86 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:07,305 WHAT? 87 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:10,653 WE WERE TRYING TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION. WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT... 88 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,922 SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE, KYRA, IF YOU DON'T MIND. YEAH, THANKS. 89 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:17,381 THE ANSWER'S "ONCE." YOU ONLY HAVE TO LATHER, RINSE AND REPEAT ONCE. 90 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,236 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CAUSE TROUBLE? 91 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,793 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. IT'S A REAL CHARACTER FLAW. 92 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,763 YES, IT IS. 93 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,999 AND I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME THAT THREE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO AGO. 94 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,637 I GUESS I'M JUST A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 95 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,873 BARBRA JEAN FINDING MOM AND DAD IN BED TOGETHER. 96 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,497 WHAT? 97 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,232 - NO WAY. - THAT'S WHAT BARBRA JEAN SAYS. 98 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,413 KYRA, DO NOT KID ABOUT THIS, OKAY? 99 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:13,750 DON'T TRY AND GET US TO OVERREACT SO YOU MAKE US LOOK STUPID. 100 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:16,207 HONEY... HONEY, KYRA DOES NOT HAVE THAT POWER OVER US. 101 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,843 ONLY WE CAN MAKE OURSELVES LOOK STUPID. 102 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:23,748 MOM. HEY, YOU'RE BACK. 103 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:28,186 YEAH. HOW'S, UH, MR. H? 104 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:36,294 "H" AS IN MR. "H-H-H-HOT." 105 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:46,549 SO, WHAT... WHAT HAPPENED? I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 106 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:50,141 COME ON. LET'S GO IN. 107 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:54,646 HEY, MA. SO, UH, YOU WERE OVER TALKING TO, UH... TO BARBRA JEAN? 108 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,881 HOW... HOW... HOW... HOW IS SHE? 109 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,883 HOW IS SHE? MM-HMM. 110 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,885 HOW IS SHE? 111 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,074 SHE'S MARRIED TO BROCK. FIGURE IT OUT. 112 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,926 YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST WONDERING, NELL... 113 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:18,303 - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? - I KNOW. IT'S NOT WORKIN' FOR ME EITHER. 114 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:24,676 - DID YOU NEED SOMETHIN'? - MOM, KYRA TOLD US ABOUT YOU AND DAD. 115 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,980 OW. 116 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,250 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU. 117 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:36,854 THAT DID NOT HAPPEN. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD THINK ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. 118 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:41,526 WHY NOT? IT'S DAD GOING THROUGH HIS WHOLE MID-LIFE CRISIS, PART TWO. 119 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:44,295 BETWEEN HIM WANTING TO BE A PRO GOLFER AND GOING TO THERAPY... 120 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,297 AND HANGING AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME, MOM, 121 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,377 THINGS HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE WEIRD AROUND HERE LATELY. 122 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,135 - THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING'S GOING ON BETWEEN US. - GOOD. 123 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,204 RIGHT. WHAT? 124 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:57,208 YEAH. YOU AND DAD GETTING BACK TOGETHER WOULD BE HORRIBLE. 125 00:07:57,277 --> 00:08:00,945 IN FACT, I THINK IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN. 126 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,616 I'M NEUTRAL. 127 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:15,392 LOOK, MOM, I DID WANT YOU GUYS TO GET BACK TOGETHER ORIGINALLY, 128 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:18,329 BUT ONCE YOU GOT OVER IT, YOU WERE SO MUCH HAPPIER. 129 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:21,999 AND NOW THERE'S BARBRA JEAN, WHO I'VE ACTUALLY GROWN TO LIKE. 130 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:26,037 AGAIN, I'M NEUTRAL. 131 00:08:25,308 --> 00:08:28,843 MOM, YOU MAY THINK THIS IS JUST ABOUT YOU AND DAD, BUT IT'S NOT. OKAY? 132 00:08:28,912 --> 00:08:30,845 IT WOULD CHANGE THINGS FOR ALL OF US. 133 00:08:30,914 --> 00:08:33,415 I DON'T WANT EVERYTHING TO FALL APART AGAIN. 134 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:37,085 WE MAY BE FROM A BROKEN HOME, BUT AT LEAST IT IS STILL INTACT. 135 00:08:44,661 --> 00:08:48,162 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO CLEAR THINGS UP WITH YOUR FATHER. 136 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:54,402 MAN, SHE CANNOT STAY AWAY FROM MR. H-H-H-HOT. 137 00:08:59,075 --> 00:09:01,254 HEY, BROCK, WE NEED TO TALK. 138 00:09:01,278 --> 00:09:06,247 ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE BUSY BEING SELFISH AND CAUSING CHAOS. 139 00:09:12,255 --> 00:09:14,234 OKAY, FINE. I DESERVED THAT. 140 00:09:14,258 --> 00:09:17,269 YEAH, NO KIDDING. YOU KNOW, I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT TODAY. 141 00:09:17,293 --> 00:09:20,095 WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT READY TO HEAR SOMETHING IMPORTANT. 142 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:23,565 MAYBE I'M NOT READY TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT YOUR MARRIAGE WAS A MISTAKE... 143 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:25,678 OR THAT YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME. 144 00:09:25,702 --> 00:09:28,236 I DIDN'T SAY THAT... 145 00:09:28,305 --> 00:09:30,282 I SAID I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. 146 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:35,076 LOOK, I GOT A NICE LIFE GOING, BROCK. 147 00:09:35,144 --> 00:09:37,579 EVERYTHING USED TO BE CRAZY... ONE FIASCO AFTER THE OTHER. 148 00:09:37,647 --> 00:09:39,714 AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THAT. 149 00:09:39,782 --> 00:09:42,217 YOU'RE GOIN' THROUGH A LOT RIGHT NOW. 150 00:09:42,285 --> 00:09:46,154 YOU'RE WHAT MY GRANDMA USED TO CALL "A LITTLE TECHED IN THE HEAD." 151 00:09:48,225 --> 00:09:51,392 HA, HA. I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED AS DEPRESSED, YOU KNOW. 152 00:09:51,461 --> 00:09:55,096 OH, WELL, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEPRESSED DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. 153 00:09:55,165 --> 00:09:58,032 ARE YOU DONE? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 154 00:09:58,101 --> 00:10:01,970 ALL I'M SAYIN' IS, BEFORE YOU GO BLURTIN' OUT ANYTHING ELSE, 155 00:10:02,038 --> 00:10:05,373 JUST REMEMBER THAT BARBRA JEAN LOVES YOU WITH ALL HER HEART. 156 00:10:05,441 --> 00:10:07,881 THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE, BUT SHE DOES. 157 00:10:09,078 --> 00:10:11,913 YEAH, WELL, I LOVE HER TOO, REBA. I'M JUST... 158 00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:14,215 I'M GOIN' THROUGH SOMETHING. BUT DON'T WORRY. 159 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:18,019 WHEN BARBRA JEAN GETS BACK, WE'LL SIT DOWN. WE'LL HAVE A NICE LONG TALK. 160 00:10:18,088 --> 00:10:21,066 GOOD. NOW I'M SURE IN A DAY OR TWO EVERYTHING 161 00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:23,558 WILL BE THE SAME BETWEEN YOU AND HER. 162 00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:25,927 LUCKY FOR YOU, THE SIMPLE ARE FORGIVING. 163 00:10:34,671 --> 00:10:36,604 HEY, JAKE, WHATCHA DOIN'? 164 00:10:36,673 --> 00:10:39,474 PLAYING A VIDEO GAME AND WATCHING TV. 165 00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:41,709 I'M MULTITASKING. 166 00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:47,948 WELL, LOOK. SINCE YOU'RE HERE, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHIN'. 167 00:10:48,017 --> 00:10:50,885 DO YOU THINK THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MESSED UP AROUND HERE LATELY? 168 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,354 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. VAN DID IT. 169 00:10:57,627 --> 00:11:03,098 - DID WHAT? - MADE A BIG MESS IN MY ROOM AND DIDN'T CLEAN IT UP. 170 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:05,566 STUPID VAN. 171 00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:10,705 BUT THAT'S IT? NOTHING WITH BARBRA JEAN AND YOUR DAD? 172 00:11:10,774 --> 00:11:14,575 YOU MEAN MR. H-H-H-HOT? 173 00:11:23,086 --> 00:11:25,086 GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM. 174 00:11:27,891 --> 00:11:30,424 - HEY, REBA. - HEY. 175 00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:34,262 I JUST CAME OVER TO LET YOU KNOW I'M AT PEACE. 176 00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:36,597 GOOD. WHAT'S THAT LIKE? 177 00:11:40,671 --> 00:11:42,737 I FEEL LIKE I JUST WALKED THROUGH A PORTAL... 178 00:11:42,806 --> 00:11:45,273 AND LEFT ALL MY CARES AND CONCERNS ON THE OTHER SIDE. 179 00:11:45,342 --> 00:11:48,876 HMM. WELL, BE SURE AND PICK 'EM UP ON YOUR WAY OUT. 180 00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:52,447 I DON'T WANT A LOT OF CARES AND CONCERNS IN MY FRONT YARD. 181 00:11:52,516 --> 00:11:55,283 OH, YOU. YEAH. 182 00:11:58,154 --> 00:12:02,023 WELL, YOU'RE REALLY IN A GOOD MOOD. I GUESS YOU TALKED TO BROCK. 183 00:12:02,092 --> 00:12:03,569 - NOT YET. - I THINK YOU SHOULD. 184 00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:05,126 - I DON'T NEED TO. - YOU MIGHT. 185 00:12:05,195 --> 00:12:08,763 I'M KICKING HIM OUT. 186 00:12:11,768 --> 00:12:15,103 OH, YOU. 187 00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:20,241 - I'M SERIOUS. - I KNOW. I'M JUST LAUGHIN' AT MY LIFE. 188 00:12:31,355 --> 00:12:33,532 SO, YOU'RE REALLY GONNA KICK BROCK OUT? OH, YEAH. 189 00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:35,557 BYE-BYE, BLONDIE. 190 00:12:40,464 --> 00:12:43,164 I HATE TO SOUND JUDGMENTAL, BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S CRAZY. 191 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,734 NO, REBA. 192 00:12:45,802 --> 00:12:48,369 SPENDING LAST SUMMER LEARNING PORTUGUESE, 193 00:12:48,438 --> 00:12:52,474 BECAUSE IT WAS GOING TO BE THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE OF THE FUTURE WAS CRAZY. 194 00:12:55,712 --> 00:13:01,115 TRYING TO TRAIN BEES TO EAT HAMBURGER OUT OF MY HAND WAS CRAZY. 195 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,554 KICKIN' BROCK OUT IS A SMART MOVE. 196 00:13:06,623 --> 00:13:09,090 UM MOVIMENTO ESPERTO. 197 00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:12,994 BARBRA JEAN, I DON'T GET IT. THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHIN' YOU'D DO. 198 00:13:13,062 --> 00:13:18,499 I KNOW. REBA, I HAD A REVELATION. 199 00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:20,769 I WAS DRIVING AROUND... 200 00:13:20,837 --> 00:13:24,038 LONELY AND FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF... 201 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,608 WHEN I WENT BY THIS CHURCH. 202 00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:28,610 AND IT HIT ME. 203 00:13:28,678 --> 00:13:30,656 I WASN'T ALONE IN THIS WORLD. 204 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,148 YEAH, I KNOW. YOU'RE NOT. 205 00:13:33,216 --> 00:13:39,120 SO I ASKED MYSELF, "W.W.R.D.?" WHAT WOULD REBA DO? 206 00:13:40,457 --> 00:13:43,424 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, BARBRA JEAN. 207 00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:46,461 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 208 00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:50,499 - THAT'S A BAD QUESTION. - OH, REBA. NO, IT'S NOT. 209 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:52,971 YOU'RE THE WOMAN BROCK RESPECTS MOST IN THIS 210 00:13:52,995 --> 00:13:55,203 WORLD, NEXT TO JENNIFER GARNER OF ALIAS. 211 00:13:55,272 --> 00:13:57,372 NO. NO, NO. 212 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,041 NO. BUT, BARBRA JEAN, I WOULD NOT KICK BROCK OUT. 213 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:02,210 AND IF I WERE IN YOUR POSITION, 214 00:14:02,279 --> 00:14:05,413 I WOULD MARCH RIGHT OVER THERE, APOLOGIZE AND MAKE UP TO MY HUSBAND. 215 00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:07,548 OH, NO, YOU WOULDN'T. YES, I WOULD. 216 00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:09,584 NO, YOU WOULDN'T. 217 00:14:12,422 --> 00:14:14,388 MAYBE. 218 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:18,359 REBA, YOU WOULD KICK BROCK OUT UNTIL HE GETS HIS HEAD ON STRAIGHT. 219 00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:21,062 AND THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU'D TAKE HIM BACK. 220 00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:23,665 YEAH, BUT I'VE GOT ANGER ISSUES. 221 00:14:26,002 --> 00:14:29,370 LOOK, REBA, I LOVE MY HUSBAND, AND I DON'T WANNA LOSE HIM. 222 00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:33,474 BUT I'M NOT GONNA SETTLE FOR "HE MIGHT WANT ME." 223 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:38,078 I'M NOT GONNA TAKE WHATEVER HE DECIDES TO GIVE ME. I DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT. 224 00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:42,250 YEAH, YOU DO, BARBRA JEAN. 225 00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:44,319 THANK YOU. 226 00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:49,324 SEE? I DO KNOW YOU. 227 00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:52,327 I'M IN YOUR HEAD. 228 00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:01,202 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NEXT, DON'T YOU? 229 00:15:01,271 --> 00:15:03,938 ASK YOU TO LEAVE SO I CAN GO LIE DOWN? 230 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:06,440 NOPE. YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A HUG. 231 00:15:06,509 --> 00:15:08,087 NO. NO. YEAH. COME ON. 232 00:15:08,111 --> 00:15:10,445 COME ON. 233 00:15:10,513 --> 00:15:14,949 - OKAY. OKAY. - IT WAS THEN THEY REALIZED... 234 00:15:15,018 --> 00:15:17,552 - THAT NEITHER ONE OF THEM NEEDED A MAN. - OH! 235 00:15:24,895 --> 00:15:26,828 YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT. 236 00:15:26,897 --> 00:15:29,931 I'M KICKING BROCK OUT. BARBRA JEAN! 237 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,899 WELL, THEY'RE GONNA FIND OUT EVENTUALLY. 238 00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:34,346 YEAH, BUT THEY SHOULDN'T KNOW BEFORE BROCK DOES. 239 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:36,671 SEE? 240 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,773 I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT. 241 00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:44,991 SHE'S NOT REALLY KICKING HIM OUT, IS SHE? I DON'T KNOW. 242 00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:48,450 SHE COULD. I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW THE OLD SAYING GOES. 243 00:15:48,518 --> 00:15:50,885 "IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, SET IT FREE." 244 00:15:50,954 --> 00:15:52,954 OR CRIPPLE IT SO IT CAN'T GET AWAY. 245 00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:01,563 KNOCK, KNOCK! 246 00:16:02,599 --> 00:16:04,532 HEY, KYRA, YOU'RE DOING THE DISHES. 247 00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:07,001 HEY, VAN, YOU'RE BOTHERING ME. 248 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,870 NO, IT'S JUST... YOU'RE DOING A CHORE. 249 00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:14,442 I NEVER THOUGHT OF YOU AS THE TYPE THAT HELPS. 250 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,239 SO, YOU'RE DOING THIS WHOLE "CLEANY-UPPY 251 00:16:16,263 --> 00:16:18,279 THINGY" 'CAUSE OF ALL THE TENSION AROUND HERE? 252 00:16:18,347 --> 00:16:22,350 NO, I JUST WANT TO SOAK IN THIS DETERGENT SO MY HANDS WILL BE YOUTHFUL AGAIN. 253 00:16:23,886 --> 00:16:27,755 OH, KYRA. SWEET, SWEET, VULNERABLE KYRA. 254 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,894 - CLEAN DISHES WON'T KEEP DADDY AT HOME. - NOPE. 255 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,864 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU... SPECIFIC TO THIS MOMENT? 256 00:16:38,869 --> 00:16:40,941 ARE YOU SAYIN' THERE'S NO TENSION HERE? BARBRA 257 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,970 JEAN DIDN'T JUST COME BACK AND KICK DAD OUT? 258 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:46,641 WHAT? YEAH. SHE WAS JUST OVER AT REBA NELL'S. 259 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,947 SHE WAS SCREAMING AND THROWING STUFF, 260 00:16:53,016 --> 00:16:56,017 SWEARING SHE WAS GONNA SET HIM FREE OR CRIPPLE HIM. 261 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:01,588 - REALLY? - OH, YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY DRAMATIC. 262 00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:03,858 WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN BARBRA JEAN IN A COUPLE HOURS. 263 00:17:03,926 --> 00:17:06,739 - DO YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD SIGN? - I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT IS. 264 00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:08,741 MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDED TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT. 265 00:17:08,765 --> 00:17:11,577 SHE'LL COME BACK WHEN SHE FEELS BETTER, AND DAD WILL NEVER FIND OUT. 266 00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:13,901 - FIND OUT WHAT? - DAD! 267 00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:20,547 VAN, CHEYENNE. SO WHAT HAPPENED? DID SHE DO IT? 268 00:17:20,576 --> 00:17:22,910 - DID SHE DO WHAT? - BROCK! 269 00:17:24,314 --> 00:17:27,282 SOMETHING IS OBVIOUSLY GOING ON, 270 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,750 BUT THEY WON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS. 271 00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:33,755 - BROCK, I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU. - 'CAUSE IT'S BIG, MAN. 272 00:17:35,191 --> 00:17:37,192 IT IS BIG. 273 00:17:38,294 --> 00:17:40,228 REBA, IF IT'S BIG... 274 00:17:40,296 --> 00:17:42,396 AND IT INVOLVES WHO I THINK IT MIGHT, 275 00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:45,211 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE ADVANCE WARNING MIGHT HELP ME TO PREPARE. 276 00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:49,771 OH, BOY. 277 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,806 REBA, PLEASE? 278 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,941 OKAY, FINE. I'LL TELL YOU. 279 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,210 BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GONNA GET REMARRIED. 280 00:17:56,278 --> 00:17:58,779 I'M GONNA STICK YOU IN THESE SITUATIONS. 281 00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:01,615 OKAY. 282 00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:10,991 REBA. 283 00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:16,264 BARBRA JEAN CAME OVER EARLIER, AND SHE SAID... 284 00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:20,780 SHE'S GONNA ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 285 00:18:20,804 --> 00:18:23,671 WHAT? YEAH. 286 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:26,374 WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE HER. 287 00:18:26,442 --> 00:18:28,976 THAT... THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU. 288 00:18:29,045 --> 00:18:34,014 I KNOW IT! I CAN'T HELP IT! SHE'S IN MY HEAD! 289 00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:40,622 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST HOLD ON A SECOND HERE. 290 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:44,826 I MEAN, DID YOU EVER STOP AND THINK THAT MAYBE SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU? 291 00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:46,633 MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE KICK IN THE PANTS 292 00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:48,596 THAT WE NEED TO START ADDRESSING OUR ISSUES. 293 00:18:48,664 --> 00:18:50,264 THERE YOU GO. 294 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:53,367 BARBRA JEAN JUST NEEDS TO KNOW THAT I STILL WANNA WORK ON OUR MARRIAGE. 295 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,770 EVERYTHING ELSE WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF FROM THERE. 296 00:18:55,838 --> 00:19:00,941 DAD, BARBRA JEAN'S AT HOME. SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO SEE YOU. 297 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:03,878 SHE DOES? 298 00:19:03,947 --> 00:19:08,683 OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 299 00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:12,954 THIS... THIS SILLINESS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH. 300 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:17,358 DID Y'ALL GET ALL THAT? YEP. 301 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:21,407 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK DAD'S RIGHT. 302 00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:24,343 HE'S GONNA GO OVER THERE AND TALK TO HER, AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. 303 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:27,435 YEAH, I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO MR. H? 304 00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:36,110 OH, YEAH. MY BAD. 305 00:19:56,399 --> 00:19:58,833 WELL? IT WAS GREAT. 306 00:19:58,902 --> 00:20:03,170 YEAH. YEAH, WE SAT DOWN, HAD A LONG HEART-TO-HEART, 307 00:20:03,239 --> 00:20:05,172 AND THEN SHE KICKED ME OUT. 308 00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:10,311 WELL, YOU'RE A STRONG MAN. YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS. 309 00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,379 YOU DID WITH ME. 310 00:20:15,484 --> 00:20:18,586 I'M SORRY. YOU OKAY? 311 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:21,355 WELL, I WILL BE. COME ON IN. 312 00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:23,635 I'LL GET A COUPLE OF BEERS. THANKS, REBA. 313 00:20:23,659 --> 00:20:26,527 THEY'RE FOR ME. 314 00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:30,031 YOU CAN'T DRINK. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE TO A CHEAP MOTEL. 315 00:20:32,735 --> 00:20:35,736 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY I MARRIED EITHER ONE OF 'EM. 316 00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:13,408 ACME! 25403

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