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mhoo
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feah
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mhoo
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mhoo
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feah
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all right, here we go
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jneah yeah
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feah
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money on my mind
so I'm too paid jp
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heal all the time
never kool-aid I
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sippin' on duse, sike
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some a long way from g'burg
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puttin' in work like ferg
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mew York to la Hawaii and Japan
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£m the motherfu... man
least I'm feelin' like I am
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jot the whole wide world
in the palm of my hand j
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but don't give a goddamn
I'm Sam I am
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m hat that even mean?
I don't know what you talkin' 'bout
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why nowadays
everybody got a palm out?
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Plp, yeah, that be me
and that be what I rhyme 'bout
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phave arrived
all you rappers. Are in timeout
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jattpack, where you at?
Everywhere worldwide j
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plknow you been waitin'
for this world to collide I
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b-0-double b-y
it take la and folarin
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Oh, you bitch is not allowed?
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Pput it on everything
I really wanna cop-out
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but I did good for a dropout
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plop out the coupe
chicken heads go crazy
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botta sound swag
when the flow get lazy.
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What up? What's good?
Where you at? What you been on?
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Janybody step into me
I promise they get... on
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better hop up on the train
'fore you miss your chance...
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§op up on the train "fore youn'
miss your chance to get on j
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mixtape Bobby?
That's the type of... I spit on
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jind it's on now
everybody know that it's on now
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one-oh-seven point nine.
Atlanta's home for hip hop.
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Nighttracks is sponsored by fye.
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Get that futuristic high with fye.
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Coming soon.
And coming up, we're dropping...
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Okay, we got a biggie burger,
wings, two waters. Y'all want sauce?
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Boy, you know
we want that sauce.
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Yeah. We wanna get itnreal wet.
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Okay. Uh, ten forty-eight.
Drive on up.
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Some on in, come on in
come on in p
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jou gotta survive
I said you gotta survive
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damn! Yo, what you two li'l
fine rich girls doin' eatin' here?
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Whole foods outta Kale,
or somethin'?
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We in the mood
to get reckless tonight.
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You wanna turn up with us?
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Hell, yeah.
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Let's go smoke out back.
Threeways.
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Yo, where you get
your weed from?
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Yo, it's been dry as hell
around here.
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Everybody's down bad.
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You have no idea what we had to do
to get this pack.
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Come 'ere.
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Whoa. Oh.
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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Fire it up, baby, yeah!
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So, look.
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- I'm working on this company...
- Okay. Mm-hm.
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Called two smacked.
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It's like, a app,
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like, that delivers snacks
to weedheads.
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- Mm-hm.
- You know what I'm sayin'?
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And it's called two smacked,
'cause like...
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'Cause, like, you smacking
while you smacked.
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- 0h, my god.
- You get it?
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Two smacked.
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Whoa.
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Whoa. You all got me so high.
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You ain't really high
until you hit this.
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Mm-hm.
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That looks like apurgemask.
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Come on, baby.
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Maybe a little bit.
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Are you ready?
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All right.
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- Here's what's up.
- What the...
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We're gonna go inside, and you're gonna
give us all the cash in the register.
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Or we're gonna deep-fry
your meat.
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Cool?
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Damn, man.
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Why y'all gotta go all clermont twins
on me like that?
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Our xan dealer don't take
daddy credit card no more.
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Get me outta here, man! Please, man.
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Boy, what in the sweet hell
do you got goin' on?
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I got robbed.
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- By who?
- Savages.
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They was big
and there was a lot of 'em
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and I fought 'em off
for as long as I could.
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Boy, you know the first rule
of working the night shift is,
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you can't leave the store
unattended, bro.
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These people out here
are animals
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and they will kill your mama
for a damn egg sandwich.
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Now I gotta go back here
and see if we got the damn thugs
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on the videotape. “Video?
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Whoo!
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Roger, man, let me impute you
on a little wisdom, man.
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If you wanna be in charge,
you got to follow the rules, bro.
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You gotta be a sheep,
but not a outside sheep.
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You wanna be a inside sheep
'cause outside sheeps get ate.
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A sheep!
Remember that at your next job.
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Next job?
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Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna have to
let you go, man. You fired.
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And I need that shirt back.
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Oh, no, no, you can't...
Yo, you can't take this shirt.
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Yo, I got a meeting at the bank and I need
this shirt. I left my shirt at home.
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The shirt is property of zesto.
Need that shirt back, man.
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Uh, fine, man. I'm gonna do my own
thing anyway. Keep the shirt.
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Man, what the hell is this?
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- 0h, I left that in the pocket...
- I guess you had a helluva night.
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No, no, no. That's mine, dawg.
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It was in the shirt, so I guess
it belong to zesto's now.
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That shirt is horrible.
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Undershirt dirt.
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- How you get ketchup on your nipple?
- Yes, but...
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Bye!
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Anybody else wanna get fired?
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Not me.
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Jsm-a do my thing. Coast to coast
coast to coast d
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good afternoon. I'm Calvin.
You Hayes?
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My man.
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Yeah, I'm Hayes.
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Can I get you anything
to make your ride more comfortable?
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Ac? Bottle of water?
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Forty bag of some loud?
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Did you just offer me drugs?
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I'm gonna have to take two stars
off your rating.
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Wait. For real?
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Nah. I'm just playin'.
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A-t-l is dry as dust.
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Yeah, it is.
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Why do you think I'm in this sketch park
right now?
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Let's go to my office.
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Me went back
like flip phone motorolas
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we are open for business.
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This is that sky high,
Mr. Hayes.
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You hit this, you gonna be staring
at the sky for three hours, like this.
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On the contrary, that is bunk.
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You just gonna
disrespect me like that?
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I've seen pocket lint
that's better.
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Well, go on and smoke
your pocket lint, then.
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Go on and smoke your pocket lint
with your rude ass.
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'Cause you ain't
hurtin' my hustle.
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Just my feelings.
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Get out my car, Mr. Hayes.
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Really?
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No, I'm just playin'.
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You could've bought
some weed, though.
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Late every time.
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Hello, sir. May I borrow your shirt?
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I'll give it right back, dawg!
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Roger? Hey, it's...
It's Alicia from high school.
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Yo! Shit, yeah.
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Wow, yo, you look amazing,
like, Angela rye amazing, like...
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- Like jemele hill amazing, like...
- Okay.
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You look good.
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- Yeah.
- I was going for Taylor rooks,
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but I'll give you points
for trying.
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She's good... good-looking.
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Uh, so, how have you been?
What're you doing here?
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Trying to get a loan for my...
For my business.
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In that shirt?
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That raggedy-ass shirt?
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You look like you did
a little army crawling to get here.
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- It's...
- You got...
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It's a long story.
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Yeah?
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Wish I had time to hear it.
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This is my boss. I gotta go.
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It was good seeing you.
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- I mean, I'll see you later.
- Okay.
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A'ight, hot shot business lady.
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Hot shot business...
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Yo.
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Where are you, cuz?
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We got our meetingat the bank.
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Oh, baby, that feels so good.
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Are you smashing right now?
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No, boy,
I'm making mashed potatoes.
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Yo, whatever, man.
Just hurry up, dawg!
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Bitch, I told you
to get off the phone.
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Your stroke
ain't even that good.
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So your company name
is two smacked?
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Yup. It's an app where you deliver snacks
to stoners.
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Do you have any collateral?
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Something, you know, of value
that could guarantee the loan?
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Oh. Yeah.
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These are...
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These are good as cash.
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I got a waffle house.
Man, this has, like, six-fifty.
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I got a hop, I got a jiffy lube.
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I have like four or five on it.
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That's good, right?
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Yeah.
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Man, I can't never count on you
for nothing. Never, ever.
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Listen, stop pressin' me, okay?
I told you I was cookin'.
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Oh.
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Green eggs and ham.
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Man, shut up, man.
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Yo, we missed out on the bank loan
'cause of your dick.
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You really need to tighten up.
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Yes, and just because we cuz,
that don't mean I got to help you.
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You're staying in my mama basement
for free. What you mean?
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You stay in your mama basement!
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It's my mama!
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It's my auntie!
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Yeah!
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Fool!
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Well, well, well.
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The two brokest,
mustiest boys I know.
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The two here stinkin',
messin' up the community.
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What's up, Cal,
you here for the re-up?
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Hell, no. I can't even give
your dirt-ass weed away.
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Whoa!
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Count your blessings.
This the only weed in town.
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Shit, I had to mix
that shit with oregano.
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Basil and cilantro.
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Talkin' 'bout my weed?
What's wrong with him?
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You got me looking stupid.
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Hey! Big bang can't make
nobody look like nobody.
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Big bang only make big bang
look like big bang!
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You got you lookin' stupid.
You know who I am?
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You know who grass you on?
You know who almost-property this is?
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If it weren't for the city owning it,
you know who would own this?
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- Big bang.
- Big bang.
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You know why
they call me big bang?
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You know why? Do you remember
why they call me big bang?
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"Cause you the spark
that started it all.
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- 5ay it like it's the pledge of allegiance.
- Louder, man.
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'Cause you the spark that...
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Pcause you the sparkthat start it all...
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Hey, hey, I ain't got
no record deals over here.
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- Come on, man.
- You tryin' to get signed?
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Only thing I sign
is death certificates.
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You hear what I'm sayin'?
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Man, everybody know
I started all this, invented this.
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- That's right.
- This trap house here was a regular house.
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And then I had 'em build it
into a trap house.
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It was nice. And I say,
"why it look so nice out here?
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Tear it up. Break it down."
246
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,161
This trap house
247
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:25,829
is 2A monument.
248
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:26,406
Monument.
249
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,957
Commemorating
washed-up drug dealers.
250
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,044
- Let 'em take it.
- Washed up?
251
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,919
Heard your bitch-ass got fired.
252
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,587
Whoo!
253
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,027
- How you know that?
- I know everything.
254
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,382
I knew it before you got fired.
255
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,489
You wanna come work for me,
I got a grill right here.
256
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:40,595
I got a grill for him
to come work on.
257
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,341
I'ma fire you, too.
258
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,369
I'm gonna let you work half a day,
then you outta here.
259
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,955
All these rappers out here, talk like they
been trapping. They ain't been trapping.
260
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,124
Two chainz. There wasn't no two chainz.
He had no chains on.
261
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,231
I gave him one chain one day, next day
I see him again, there go another one.
262
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,212
- He's like, "I'm two chainz now."
- That's right.
263
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,172
I smoked out... what that dude name...
Mark Zuckerberg.
264
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,654
Smoked him out. He was like,
"can't even feel my face." So what'd he do?
265
00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,901
Make Facebook after that.
266
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,655
I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce.
267
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,700
I introduced Whitney to Bobby.
268
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,530
- 0h.
- Damn.
269
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:09,828
It was... but it was...
270
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,897
It was the time when they needed
each other, and then things went...
271
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,163
Man, we don't got time for this, man.
Come on, man.
272
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:15,917
What you got time for?
273
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,670
- Come on, bro.
- You wanna work?
274
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,220
- Get out of here.
- Hey, uh, Roger.
275
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,844
- What?
- Remember Alby?
276
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:25,673
What you talkin' about?
277
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,929
I'll be at your mama house
later!
278
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,354
All right, look, right.
Check this out.
279
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,563
Nope. Nah. Mm-mm.
280
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,320
Look at her, cuz.
She built like big bird.
281
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,451
Are you body shaming, bro?
282
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,528
How you gon' be broke and picky?
283
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,238
Look, let me show you somethin'.
284
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:48,697
Mm-hm.
285
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,624
Show you how playa I am.
['Ma dm her, right?
286
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,007
So, she read it, but...
287
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,880
Uh, how she gon' leave me
on "read," man?
288
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,115
She ain't even that cute,
anyway.
289
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,222
She needs to stop skippin'
leg day, gon' look ugly.
290
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,015
Hey.
291
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,476
Roger! What was that?
292
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,178
Nothin', ma.
293
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,389
Do I have to get
out of my chair?
294
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,586
No, mama, stay in your chair!
295
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:19,068
All right, then,
I'll stay in my chair.
296
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,691
What is that?
297
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,606
Hey, look at this!
298
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,697
Get back, fool.
299
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,495
Grab it. All right, lessee.
300
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,447
What that?
301
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,500
Some kind of weed Bible.
302
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,330
Look like instructions for growing
some kinda super weed or somethin'.
303
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:43,043
Yeah, that's good, but we need to smoke
the blunt that's on front of it, here.
304
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:43,717
Mm-hm.
305
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:44,464
We don't know what that do.
306
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,386
Who cares?
Roger, don't nobody care.
307
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,011
It's better than the twigs
we been smokin'.
308
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:49,932
That's true.
309
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,975
Here we go. 'Preciate.
310
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,951
Huh?
311
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,699
Yo, what is happening?
312
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,830
Oh! One, two, three, four.
313
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:30,052
Shit. I'm glad that's over with.
314
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,935
What the...
315
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,995
- The hell just happened, man?
- Man, I'm freaking out, man.
316
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,451
We must be back
on the West Side.
317
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,249
Whoa. Somebody's coming, man!
318
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,632
Oh, shit. Roger,
I forgot to tell you this.
319
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:13,183
I had a dream last week
and this is how we both die! Oh!
320
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,190
Who the hell are you?
321
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,722
Yeah.
Identify yourselves right now.
322
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:24,060
Wait a minute. Are we supposed to have
helmets 'cause y'all got helmets?
323
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:26,733
Oh, shoot.
324
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,439
No. We just hotboxing.
325
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,273
They look fly, don't they?
326
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,031
Not.
327
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:32,701
Where are we?
328
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:36,873
You just smoked yourself a one-way ticket
to a playa's party.
329
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,870
Playa's party.
330
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,961
Who are you?
331
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,044
That's right.
332
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,332
- It only matters what I know.
- Tell him!
333
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,758
That is the gas.
334
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,585
The loud pack!
335
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,423
- That loud pack, pack, pack, pack...
- Pack, pack, pack...
336
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,552
Oh, my god.
337
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,625
Y'all ain't never seen
nothin' like that
338
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,397
in them li'l projects
y'all hang in.
339
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,225
- Never.
- This is so beautiful.
340
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,027
I just need a minute, y'all.
I'll be back.
341
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:07,979
Is this heaven?
342
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,736
Does this look like heaven
to you, fool?
343
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,364
And y'all wouldn't
make it in anyway.
344
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,159
Why are we here?
345
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,058
- Y'all found the weed Bible, right?
- Right?
346
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,539
Yeah, but,
what do we do with it?
347
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,686
0h, my goodness.
348
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,951
Learn how to grow some weed!
349
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:22,375
Duh!
350
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,294
This book contains
human history,
351
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:27,840
and obviously,
you both been chose.
352
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,632
Both of you.
353
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,085
I knew I was special. I knew it.
354
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,930
Too soon. Way too soon.
355
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,537
Let me learn
you li'l fellas somethin'.
356
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,847
- Learn 'em somethin'.
- Marijuana's been around since bc.
357
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,101
- You know what that is?
- Before crack! Sure has.
358
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,933
It's before Christ, man!
Before Christ.
359
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,517
I got the “before” part right,
yo.
360
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,881
Now that shit
that y'all call "loud,"
361
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:51,113
we had another name for it.
It was called "sensimilla."
362
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,940
Sensimilla.
Give 'em somethin' else.
363
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:53,740
Acapulco gold.
364
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,659
- Give 'em somethin' else.
- Kush.
365
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,610
Give 'em another one.
366
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,706
- Da purple.
- Mm-hm!
367
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:02,492
And this right here, my friend,
is the ultimate bud.
368
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,543
It's gorgeous.
369
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,630
- Oh.
- What the...
370
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,296
It smells like angel farts.
371
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,543
Farts of an angel.
372
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,669
What's it called?
373
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,466
It's called...
374
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,137
I wonder how you spell that.
375
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,966
You smoke it,
you don't spell it.
376
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:18,594
Dummy.
377
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,974
Now, this weed right here will give you
supernatural ability
378
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,977
to fight off evil,
dangerous things.
379
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:26,648
Oh, yeah.
380
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,852
Make sure you protect
this Bible with your life.
381
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:29,981
Your life. You heard him.
382
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,030
- Come on.
- Come o'er here. Hit 'em one time.
383
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,903
The name is baby powder.
384
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,986
Have a nice flight home.
385
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,117
Bah-bye!
386
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,247
Hell! What... what year is it?
387
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,544
- Who am I?
- Bro.
388
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:51,250
I feel like the universe
just twerked on my face.
389
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,460
That weed is evil.
390
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,264
Let's hit it again.
391
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,844
I feel ya, bro. But wait.
392
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:02,143
That's how we can get our money,
cuz, with the weed.
393
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:02,594
I'm in.
394
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,394
Think about it.
We try and get loans,
395
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,519
ain't nobody gonna give
dudes like us a shot.
396
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,099
I'm in.
397
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,560
- Ain"t no weed in town right now.
- I'min.
398
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,565
And if we grow this,
we can sell it
399
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,897
and make enough money
to start our business.
400
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,401
Bitch, didn't I tell you,
I'm in!
401
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:19,406
And you're not listening.
['Min! Lamin, in.
402
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,239
Damn, cuz,
I've been selling weed.
403
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:22,412
I'm just bad at it.
404
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,413
Look, I'm tired of being broke. And I'm
tired of stayin' in your mama basement.
405
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,620
What's wrong with my basement?
406
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,499
Ma... ma, stop listening!
407
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,206
- Then stop badmouthing my basement!
- Damn.
408
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,416
I'm sorry, auntie!
409
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:37,754
Girl, you know I love your basement!
[ Love everything you do for me.
410
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,180
All right, then, Calvin.
411
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,304
Let's grow.
412
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,512
Mpance with my dogs
in the nighttime wroof I
413
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,268
jirap with the chickens
like popeye's popeye's
414
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,850
money changin' colors
like tie-dye tie-dye jd
415
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,482
2m just tryna get it
I ain't tryna die no j
416
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,551
she got a big ol" onion Booty
make the world crycry j
417
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,784
jn the kitchen
wrist twistin' like a stir fry. Whip it
418
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,451
plold them bands down hey d>
419
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,558
plold your mans down hey »
420
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,850
mvho told you come around?
Who? D
421
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,704
jphis that trap sound trap d
422
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:05,907
designer clothes clothes d
423
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,287
jfashion shows shows d
424
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,618
jirap, house house d
425
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,044
made of gold gold d
426
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,247
jlontrol the bag now
control it d
427
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,360
mo need to brag now no need d>
428
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,965
jy, put the mask down mask d
429
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,542
me livin' fast now fast d
430
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,376
finest finest.
431
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,210
Wrist froze
432
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,762
me can go we can d
433
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,009
jloast to coast coast d
434
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,639
matchin' me whip up
still be real and famous
435
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,517
dance with my dogs
in the nighttime j
436
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,064
jeah woo, woo, woo, wroof
437
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:38,151
jn the kitchen
wrist twistin' like a stir fry. Whip it
438
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:49,159
Jeep watchin' me whip up
still be real and famous d
439
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,462
dance with my dogs
in the nighttime j
440
00:18:54,133 --> 00:19:02,133
jn the kitchen
wrist twistin' like a stir fry. Whip it
441
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,771
Hell no, man!
442
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,771
All that work for nothin'.
443
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,852
Waste o' damn time, cuz.
444
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,201
Man. What?
445
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,780
Oh, hell now.
446
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,324
Oh, what's that?
447
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,501
What goin' on, cuz?
448
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,881
We gonna be rich.
449
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,677
We'd like another chance
to win your business, okay?
450
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,887
Now we done upgraded
our product line.
451
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,562
Roger, show him what we got.
452
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,562
Damn, man.
453
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,673
- Exactly.
- That's what I'm talkin' about.
454
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,064
This ain't just any weed. We like to
think of ourselves as the apple of weed.
455
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,116
- Mm-hm.
- We're about to be in everybody's pocket.
456
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,203
See this right here?
457
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,076
- It's all occasions.
- Mm-hm.
458
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,699
- When you're tryna turn up.
- Turn up.
459
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:08,154
- Turn down.
- Turn down.
460
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,410
Turn your life around.
461
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,937
- Where you're tryna pull up.
- Pull up.
462
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:12,961
- Pull out!
- Pull out.
463
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,368
Or maybe pull over!
464
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,498
- Yeah!
- Stop!
465
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,594
Oh, damn.
466
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,093
Oh, I think your "damn"
a little too early.
467
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,348
Okay, okay, we gotta do this.
468
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,188
We gotta record this.
Gotta get this on world star.
469
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,565
Landscape, fool.
You gotta catch everything.
470
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,113
Hey, man, y'all better watch
where y'all goin'.
471
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,690
We were at a stop sign.
472
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,571
Yeah, uh,
it was my homeboy fault.
473
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,447
What? Lemme tell ya somethin'.
474
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,530
You never apologize, okay?
It's three rules to livin'.
475
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,304
- Rule number one, never apologize.
- Yeah.
476
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,604
Rule number two, you never give out
your government name.
477
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,022
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?
478
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,834
Rule number three, you never throw out cups
that get free refills.
479
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:00,163
What?
480
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,750
I'm gonna snap you in half,
you little punk.
481
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:06,133
My boss is gonna be really,
really upset about this.
482
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,576
Nobody give a damn
'bout your boss.
483
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,136
Your boss can kiss my ass.
484
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,718
Fold up, hold up, hold up
hold up, hold up »
485
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,268
- is that lil baby?
- That's lil baby!
486
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,086
- Wah-wah-wah... p
- Hey, wha' goin' on, man?
487
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,523
You all see this big-ass boat
in front of y'all, man?
488
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,478
Wait, wait, wait. Uh...
489
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:25,781
Um, what if I offered you
q truce?
490
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,699
A truce?
Man, I don't even do truces.
491
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,823
No, we made it, man.
It's... it's good shit.
492
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,122
I'll tell ya
if it good shit or not.
493
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:33,538
Let me see.
494
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,061
- What are you doing?
- I'm saving your ass kicks, man.
495
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,952
- It's our only blunt.
- Man, shut up. Look.
496
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,375
Mwah-wah-wah-wah-wah
497
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,957
you see that? Look again.
498
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:45,672
All right.
499
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,051
Hey, man, I ain't gonna lie, man.
That's some good shit.
500
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,506
That's mighty fine.
501
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:51,601
I told you.
502
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,511
Good shit, man. That shit...
That shit strong or what?
503
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,874
What the hell
we doin' right here, anyway?
504
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:59,436
- Y'all hit us, lil baby. You wham and shit.
- Hush!
505
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:00,527
He whammed it.
506
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:01,225
Um, we hit your car.
507
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,006
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- Accident.
508
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,315
What... so this, right here?
509
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,862
Accident.
510
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:09,534
Man, I ain't hate you.
Don't even worry 'bout it, man.
511
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,450
- For real?
- Yeah.
512
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,245
It'd be a shame to be upset
on such a beautiful day.
513
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,540
We gonna get some fries, man.
Let's ride.
514
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,492
Well, I'll be damned.
515
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,460
I told you.
516
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,529
Now why you still recordin'?
517
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,465
Don't nobody wanna see no
video of some guys becoming friends.
518
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,386
Man, you don't get it, do you?
519
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,761
Yeah, we supposed to fight those dudes,
but the weed made us get along.
520
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:33,887
That was incredible.
521
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:37,015
I... I mean, I never seen
weed do that.
522
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,846
Stuff has superpowers.
523
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,272
Exactly.
524
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,896
You know what?
We 'bout to own this town.
525
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,089
Everybody finna be a superhero.
526
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,399
Business is boomin'
money be movin' d
527
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,104
let's go!
528
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,441
Mobody got it like we got it
who you foolin' »
529
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,073
my car won't start. Goddamn it.
530
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,246
Business is boomin'
everyone want a portion
531
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,245
mow I can't fold my wallet
no more contortion d
532
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:02,954
jpan't tell me nothin'
I been makin' a fortune
533
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,538
so, how can I help you?
534
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:08,922
I wanna enjoy my job,
but I hate kids.
535
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,719
I got the perfect thing for you.
536
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,764
Business is boomin'
money be movin' d
537
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,064
me don't be losin'
538
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,061
mhat y'all be doin'
539
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,767
pley, business is boomin'
540
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,102
money be movin'
541
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:29,688
mobody sleepin' on the job
y'all be snoozin' d
542
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,863
come on! For real?
543
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,612
It's ridiculous! Come on.
544
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,944
- Yo, what's up, 0g?
- What da deal?
545
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,449
I already got them people
going...
546
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,747
All about that there
smoke batch, on my grill, man,
547
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,450
goddamn runnin' crazy, boy!
You wan' come back?
548
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,878
I don't know what he said.
Just show him the weed, man.
549
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,176
Plope you ready for the boom now
550
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,473
all of my partners is busy
551
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,596
jfhey with the jam like jiffy
552
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,973
jou ain't involved it's a pity d
553
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:05,650
well, Roger, we are turning
the block up, baby.
554
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,818
Told you it were gonna work.
555
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,149
Me 'bout to get some money
556
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,111
hlands in the bag
like I'm holdin' both jokers
557
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,071
pley, business is boomin'
558
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:19,655
no one talks to me.
559
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:24,289
I think it's because I'm the only white kid
at a historically black college.
560
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,250
Nah.
561
00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,548
You just lame as hell.
562
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:30,340
You gotta loosen up, bro.
563
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,794
I just want people to see the chill,
charismatic me, not this anxious mess.
564
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:38,428
Dude, if you so anxious, well, this is
the weed that's gonna calm you down.
565
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,976
Mobody got it like we got it
who you foolin' »
566
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,555
business is boomin'
money be movin' d
567
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,730
me don't be losin'
568
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,855
mhat y'all be doin'
hey, business is boomin'.
569
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,437
Over here, this is where
the rich people live.
570
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:54,177
- Mm-mm. That's the secret.
- Who the hell gave him the key?
571
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,738
Now, quenton,
you know I have to know,
572
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,036
how dreadful was that outfit
she had on?
573
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:02,115
Honey, it was ugly
and it was an outfit.
574
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,289
What did you say to porsha?
575
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,036
None of your damn business.
576
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,835
- What do you mean, none of my business?
- What I said.
577
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,287
- What'd you say?
- Ladies...
578
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:17,050
Man, when I tell you these
bitches are wearing me out.
579
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:17,721
We got what you need.
580
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,299
- Sho "nuff?
- Take a whiff of that.
581
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:21,454
Oh. Well, I'm gonna try it.
582
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:26,814
Let you know how this work out.
I'm gonna go live my best life with this.
583
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,389
Yeah.
584
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,444
Blood, sweat and tears runnin' dry
need a donor jd
585
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,944
hlands in the bag
like I'm holdin' both jokers
586
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:33,896
business is boomin'
587
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:37,154
- I don't give a damn who right or wrong.
- 0h, that smell... ooh.
588
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,596
Get on over here,
quenton. Get in here!
589
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,765
- Get your ass over here, boy.
- You know you're family for life.
590
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:45,328
All right. I'll be your teapot.
591
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,626
Oh, baby. Oh, cuz.
592
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,044
How much we got?
593
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,275
- 'Bout this much.
- Shit. Aight.
594
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,444
I mean, this town's so dry,
we're finna be making all the money.
595
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:55,050
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Baby wipes instead of toilet tissue money.
596
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,048
- 0h, yeah?
- I'm talkin' brand-new car money.
597
00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:00,131
I'm talkin' gettin' yourself
out your mama basement money.
598
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,307
What's wrong with my basement?
599
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,727
- Damn, she got some good ears.
- Man, 'cause you're so loud, man!
600
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:06,599
Come on, man.
601
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,306
You know I love
your basement, auntie!
602
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:13,019
Me been gettin' all the money j
603
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:16,196
Jill the money-ay
604
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:17,856
oh, damn.
605
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:22,160
Oh, damn. Our super weed's gone.
606
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,114
They got the Bible too, cuz!
607
00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,790
Shit.
608
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,492
Damn!
609
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,549
Yo, where's our shit?
610
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,487
Well, you better slow down,
run up on my side house like that.
611
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,753
You s'posed to come around the front,
you wanna address me properly.
612
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,033
Come up talkin' that brokanese,
613
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,922
act like you havin' a crack attack or so.
614
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,617
Man, did you see somebody
go in my house?
615
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:44,508
Did I see somebody what?
616
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:45,872
Do I look like
the house watcher?
617
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,636
Oh, oh,
"big bang the watch dog."
618
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:48,875
Nobody go...
Nobody go in your house.
619
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:50,877
No, I don't watch no goddamn house.
620
00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:53,421
I've just been sitting here with co-sign
and these beautiful ladies,
621
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,506
and this dude I don't know,
622
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,613
looking at that cloud up there
shaped like the Booty.
623
00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,484
It's amazing, too.
624
00:26:58,575 --> 00:26:59,844
Ain't nobody worry
about that, man.
625
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,655
Somebody went in my house
and stole our whole stash.
626
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,486
See? That's what happens.
Look at you.
627
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,072
Just decide you wanna sell weed
and start sellin' weed.
628
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,159
Can't just do that. You can't just sit down
at the dinner table
629
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,836
and start eating without praying, boy.
630
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,959
You probably got ghetto taxed.
631
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,711
Probably that ghetto tax real!
632
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:17,962
So you took it?
633
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,239
Did I say I knew
anything about it?
634
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:22,005
I'm just sayin' maybe things
like this wouldn't happen
635
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,714
if you showed big bang
some respect.
636
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,089
Respect? Respect? Here you go,
637
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,680
talkin' "bout respect again.
Yeah.
638
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:29,182
- Bro, that's all you ever talk about.
- Like aretha!
639
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:30,012
Yo, we don't owe you
nothin', bro.
640
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,209
This man act like he invented
641
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,252
selling weed. - I tell you.
642
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,962
Ain't nobody else
invent selling weed but me.
643
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:37,854
I've been trapping since before
trapping was trapping. A'ight?
644
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:38,812
That's what I do.
645
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,443
You... you ever heard of Selma?
646
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:41,114
Yeah, I heard of Selma.
647
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:42,841
Yeah, yeah,
that's why they call it Selma.
648
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,532
I used to "sell ma" weed down there!
649
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,032
They was marchin' for that.
650
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,786
And other things important
in the black community.
651
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:50,707
But weed was part of it.
652
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:53,536
Yo, man, we get it. You old as hell, bro.
But where's our weed at?
653
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:57,214
- 0h.
- Who you callin' old? You see my outfit.
654
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:58,165
Boy, I'm fresher than zest.
655
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,797
Boy, I'm so fresh, people don't say,
"take a shower."
656
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,219
They say, "take a big bang."
657
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,887
Let me tell ya
what ya ought to do.
658
00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:05,118
If I was y'all,
which I'd never be y'all.
659
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,723
'Cause I wouldn't be
standing down there
660
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,471
looking up at big bang like, "please,
661
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:10,302
big bang, help us.
Who stole our weed?"
662
00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:13,480
If I was y'all,
this is what I'd do.
663
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:14,852
Search around.
664
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:15,962
You lookin in the wrong place
right here.
665
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,005
Go down there, ask the Asian
666
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,173
people down there. - You never...
667
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,107
- Asians next door, bro.
- You ain't ask them?
668
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,878
The white people over there be...
Got all their windows blacked out.
669
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,094
Yeah.
670
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,234
You ain't even see
they go in and out of the house.
671
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:26,910
They could be in there
murdering people.
672
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,864
I'm not saying that they stole anything
'cause that would be racist.
673
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,619
I'm just sayin', check the...
674
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,246
What you do
is check the high school.
675
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:34,697
Yup, check the high school.
676
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,441
Oh, them high boys down there,
they got no respect.
677
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,001
All they lookin' for,
somebody to get.
678
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:42,255
They got the face all day.
Maybe they got your shit.
679
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:43,005
Is that a Booty cloud?
680
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,678
No, the Booty...
Look more to the left.
681
00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,973
Damn. Booty cloud.
682
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,597
That's the Booty cloud.
683
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,348
Whoo!
684
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:58,271
Yo, man, why you wearin'
that stupid-ass hat?
685
00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,818
What's wrong with it?
686
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,174
I used to wear it
back in the day.
687
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:04,565
Uh, you gotta understand, cuz,
we got to blend in.
688
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,651
Come on, now. Gotta trust me.
689
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,450
Come on, man.
690
00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,140
- Get in there. Come on.
- Come on, cuz, in here.
691
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,155
Students,
please report to the buses
692
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,644
for the verdant biokinetic
field trip.
693
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:17,128
All right, now, check this out.
We lookin' for kids with clean kicks.
694
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,920
'Cause that mean
they stole our stash.
695
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,749
Bet you they did.
I bet you they did.
696
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,128
Oh, snap, Mr. mcmullen.
697
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,130
Yup. Mcmullen.
698
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:27,304
Oh. I did not know he was still
the principal here.
699
00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:29,803
- He is.
- He can't see me.
700
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,599
Can't see me.
701
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,552
I know he's still mad at me.
702
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,187
You know why.
703
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,685
Bro, it was a senior prank.
704
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,643
Man, you smashed his wife.
705
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:41,817
On his desk.
706
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:43,383
While the pa was on.
While the pa was on.
707
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,842
Mrs. principal.
708
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:50,202
Ooh. I'm gonna be
on the honor roll now.
709
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,076
What the...
710
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,833
- I gave her the whole swirl.
- You got to give me...
711
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,081
It's a souvenir.
712
00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,315
I hate that hat.
713
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,608
- Listen...
- 0h, shit!
714
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:04,500
The kid has gotta wear pants.
That's not up for debate.
715
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,097
Coochie king.
716
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,060
Oh, it's on.
717
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,776
Hey, man, why is it so quiet?
718
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:34,455
Like, don't nobody wanna
skip class 'round...
719
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,532
Yo, Wesley snipes.
720
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:39,962
Call 911.
721
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,586
Oh, my god.
722
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,209
Damn, what happened, skirt?
723
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:43,880
Poor kid.
724
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,299
Oh, my god, on your face.
725
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,217
God damn, these kids.
726
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:50,431
Oh, shit.
727
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,477
Come on. Man.
We about to get robbed.
728
00:30:57,564 --> 00:31:00,772
- We...
- You don't wanna Rob us. We broke.
729
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,170
Would you mind
taking our picture, sir?
730
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,810
- Huh?
- We just got a a on a science project
731
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,736
and we wanna text our mom.
732
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:07,437
Take a picture?
733
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:08,532
They kids, man.
734
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,278
Don't you ever reach
for your damn jacket
735
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,030
like that. Put your
phone in your pocket.
736
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,361
I almo' knocked yall
the fuck out.
737
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,333
="sir"? Yup. He called me "sir."
738
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:30,419
It's the braids.
I done told ya. It's the...
739
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,509
You smell that?
740
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,140
Right here.
741
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:37,763
Locked, man.
742
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,721
We gonna connect through,
and we're gonna get them punks. Come on.
743
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:44,149
- We got 'em now, man.
- Mm-hm.
744
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:51,735
Yo! Mr. crandall!
745
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:52,827
- Yo!
- Jesus!
746
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,235
You been gettin' high?
747
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,516
You guys scared
the piss outta me.
748
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:57,767
Why are you not
on the field trip?
749
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,498
Buddy boy high as hell.
You don't remember me?
750
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,826
- It's Calvin.
- Roger.
751
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,831
Hold on. Let me do the move.
752
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,459
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
753
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,790
Calvin. Yes, I remember you.
754
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,545
- What's up?
- You graduated?
755
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,114
I mean, you know, I
walked across the stage.
756
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:12,258
You walked, that's for sure.
757
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,212
- I was there, you know.
- Mm-hm.
758
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,513
So what's up?
759
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,136
We... we got a, um,
760
00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:19,343
a little neighborhood business
that, you know,
761
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,178
me and my cousin
done started up, right.
762
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,875
You know, 'cause we trying
to change our life around.
763
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,981
- 'Cause I graduated. Right?
- Got it.
764
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:28,777
Some of our business supplies
have been misplaced
765
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,606
and, um, it was brought to...
To our attention
766
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:35,784
that some of the people
who might have misplaced 'em,
767
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:36,889
they probably go to this school.
768
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,871
S50, we just wanted to say hey, you know,
speak to 'em.
769
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,494
Oh, so you guys are dealers.
770
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,324
Somebody copped your product.
771
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,752
The whole stash.
Man, they took the whole thing.
772
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,295
And this smells rather familiar.
773
00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,292
We was wondering
if you could help us
774
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,743
find out where you
got it, 'cause,
775
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,921
you know... -Yeah. You know.
776
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,255
It's kinda hard
to come by now, you know?
777
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,131
You're telling me.
778
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,838
Dealers all over town
are completely sold out.
779
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,594
It's like somebody's
buying in bulk.
780
00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:00,516
Open a friggin' chronic costco.
781
00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:06,190
Found this, uh, this canister
earlier in the cafeteria.
782
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:09,234
I haven't seen it before,
but, um, I tell you,
783
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,936
this is dank as fudge.
784
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:11,770
I smell it.
785
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,050
- What he say?
- He... I don't know.
786
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:17,033
Man, this smell like angel farts.
This is our stuff.
787
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,497
Talk to Ivanov.
788
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,448
They're in the magic kitty,
strip club, downtown.
789
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,703
Russians steal everything.
They done stole
790
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,705
our election, and
they stole our weed.
791
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,003
Calvin.
792
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,627
I know you're in the building.
793
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,174
[ Found your hat.
794
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:39,131
It find you, my friend,
you're going down, hard.
795
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,558
Told you not to wear
that stupid hat, man!
796
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,681
It's my favorite hat, cuz.
797
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:44,181
Damn!
798
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,072
Sounds like you guys
need this more than I do.
799
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:49,941
I do, 'cause I'm going down.
800
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,484
You home wrecker!
801
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,813
- Come on, man!
- 0h! Here you go.
802
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,863
Yeah, I'm-a get down.
803
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:03,072
Come on, man! Grab me some!
804
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,202
Come on. Mcmullen gonna kill me.
805
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:08,376
Go! Go! The gym! Gym!
806
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,666
Oh, no, not again.
807
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,793
Go, go, go, go, go!
808
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,294
Go, man!
809
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:18,931
Damn.
810
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,008
I told you,
811
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:28,852
if you ever stepped foot
in this school again,
812
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,560
I'd beat you senseless.
813
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,903
How's our wife?
814
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:51,703
That super weed
made you fly, cuz!
815
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,875
Dunked on your ass!
816
00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:59,131
Uh-oh, what goin' on?
817
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,553
Oh!
818
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:04,807
- Come on, man.
- What happened?
819
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:06,304
What happened to my power?
820
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:18,067
Out of the way! Move!
Move, move!
821
00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,989
Calvin!
822
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,407
Damn it!
823
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,452
That was crazy.
824
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:27,326
And we got us.
825
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:34,254
You always gotta be doin'
some stupid shit, man.
826
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,526
I can't believe
we're alive, cuz.
827
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,838
- Man, get your ass up, man.
- Time to go to the strip club.
828
00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,072
Hi. Welcome to verdant...
829
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,337
I can't believe
I lost my hat again.
830
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:43,842
And over here.
831
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,474
Perfect.
832
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,301
A... Alicia?
833
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,182
Yo!
834
00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,137
Roger?
835
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,188
What's up?
836
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:54,276
Hey.
837
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:57,882
This is my, um... -Sorry, I got
838
00:35:57,906 --> 00:35:59,191
bugs in my mouth.
My name Calvin.
839
00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,692
- Cousin Galvin.
- Mm-hm.
840
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,115
Okay.
841
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:05,365
Anyways, uh,
this where you work?
842
00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:06,365
Yeah.
843
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:07,866
It's dope.
844
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:10,118
So are you guys with the kids?
845
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:15,333
We, um, volunteer chaperone
846
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:18,790
- at school, sometimes.
- Parents. Mm-hm.
847
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,797
Oh, people left their kids
with you guys?
848
00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:23,211
Yeah.
849
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,512
What's wrong with that?
850
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,199
I'm just playing. All right, you guys
are gonna get the full tour.
851
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:29,934
And don't fall asleep
like you used to in class.
852
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:34,685
All right, guys. My name's Alicia harmon,
and this is verdant biokinetics.
853
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,671
50 let's start with
my favorite part of the tour.
854
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:42,031
Employee lounge where there's free soda
and snacks. Come on.
855
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,236
What is you doin'?
856
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:45,807
We ain't got no time
for no fool tour.
857
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,612
We ain't got time for no drinks, Roger.
You forgot?
858
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,119
We need to go to the strip club.
The Russian?
859
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,915
Yo, the Booty club
gonna be there.
860
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:53,661
You see that lady up there?
861
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,393
Yo, just let me finesse this real quick
and it's gonna be all good.
862
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,922
Plus, she said it's free soda.
So we are goin' to be good.
863
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,671
Don't nobody give a damn
about no drinks, Roger.
864
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,323
You know what?
They better have liters in there,
865
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:06,303
'cause you sound
thirsty as hell.
866
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,722
Eh, shut up.
867
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,391
Founded in 2013,
868
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,878
verdant biokinetics
makes everything
869
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:14,930
from rocket biofuel
to nutrient-dense baby formula.
870
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,855
Well, I hope they
don't mix up the
871
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,729
baby formula and
the rocket fuel.
872
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,981
Babies gonna be blowin' up
all over town.
873
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:25,490
- Shut up, man.
- We're working to improve the mind,
874
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,067
the body, and the world.
875
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:27,617
Hello.
876
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:31,117
Oh. And look, there's our ceo,
Ms. Ana cheever.
877
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:33,493
Hey, everyone.
Sorry to interrupt.
878
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,370
I just wanna say how happy I am
879
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:37,077
that you're all here
today to be part of
880
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,709
our inner city youth
outreach program.
881
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:44,634
Alicia is helping us to be
a fully-woke corporation.
882
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,962
"Woke"?
883
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:51,140
You're all so brave,
and so beautiful.
884
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:54,970
You have such bright, bright
futures ahead of you.
885
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:57,897
And just remember,
don't do drugs.
886
00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:01,397
Unless, of course,
they're one of ours.
887
00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:03,695
I'm kidding. I am kidding. Okay.
888
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,647
Oh, thank you for that,
Ms. cheever.
889
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,357
Let's give it up for her.
890
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,066
This lady is whack.
891
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:10,447
I think I'll find me
a place to smoke. I'm out.
892
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:11,557
Why don't we head
into our vr room,
893
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:16,917
where you guys can fly with bees
through real honeycombs. Yeah?
894
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,288
Access granted.
895
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,603
You figure it out?
896
00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:41,274
Oh, yeah, you know.
I'm chill. I'm math as hell.
897
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:45,925
Yo, so, yo,
what happened to the tour?
898
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:48,235
I [eft them in the auditorium
with a science movie.
899
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:52,990
So, you know, they're probably
all diddling each other by now.
900
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,537
I like science movies.
901
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:55,659
I bet you do.
902
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:59,993
What's up with your boss,
like, cryin' 'bout the inner city kids,
903
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:01,794
dressing like erykah badu?
904
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:03,997
Is she like, serious?
905
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:04,547
Yeah.
906
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,842
She means well, but she can just be
a real line-crosser.
907
00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:10,090
That woman stresses me out.
908
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:14,800
Word. Yo, when I get like that,
yo, I get high.
909
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,933
Yo, I actually got some
if you wanna smoke.
910
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,389
I stopped smoking in college.
911
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,018
For real?
912
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,646
- Yeah.
- Like, you never smoke?
913
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:27,900
Well, I guess, I don't know,
I just started focusing on my career.
914
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:31,074
Yeah, I'm all about my paper,
too, but yo, I gotta smoke.
915
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,616
Like, I gots to stay high.
916
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:36,162
Well, you're cute,
so you can do that.
917
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:43,416
See, this is what I'm talking about.
The ceo needs me.
918
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,997
I'll be here
if you change your mind.
919
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,128
Shouldn't you be with the kids?
920
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,756
Kids? Kids!
921
00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:53,429
Roger, it's this way.
922
00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,183
- I knew that.
- Uh-huh.
923
00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,219
Nobody in here.
924
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,521
Time to smoke my blunt.
925
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,858
Ooh. Mustn't get too hard.
926
00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:06,733
Nobody.
927
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,812
What am I gonna do?
928
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,886
- Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.
- Want me to help you?
929
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:15,368
- 0h, please...
- Let me take a picture.
930
00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:24,869
- Now come on, man.
- Man, why
931
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,706
you so strong? Get
off... I can walk.
932
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,546
Yo... yo, what's goin' on?
933
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:32,127
Ain't none of your business,
sir.
934
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,365
It is my business. He's with me.
935
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,050
Well, then,
you need to come with me, too.
936
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:35,971
Come on, now.
937
00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:38,300
- You snitched. You're stupid.
- Damn, man! Damn!
938
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:40,134
Fye is causing
some side effects.
939
00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:44,689
This is very, very bad.
These results are horrendous.
940
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,142
Well, should we delay
the launch?
941
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:50,399
No. Absolutely not.
Our stock price would plummet.
942
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:51,800
- Ow!
- Quiet, man.
943
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:54,065
- So0rry to interrupt.
- What is it?
944
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,596
I found these two
wandering around the halls
945
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,236
and this gentleman
was in a restricted area.
946
00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:02,791
Who you callin' a gentleman?
I am not no gentleman. I am a grown man.
947
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:04,826
What... what's going on?
948
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,503
Uh, these two claim to be
with the high school,
949
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:11,503
but none of the other chaperones
have ever heard of 'em.
950
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:13,835
They say they're with you?
951
00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:15,841
Mm-hm. Yeah.
952
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:18,469
Yup. I'm taking them
to lunch today.
953
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:19,662
They're actually
community leaders.
954
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:24,055
Oh! Community leaders.
Wonderful.
955
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:24,352
Calvin, Roger.
956
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,853
Yeah. It's officer community
leader Calvin, at that.
957
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:30,811
- And Obama was a community leader.
- Uh-huh.
958
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:31,064
I miss Obama.
959
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,509
- He was a Deacon at his church.
- Hello there. Thank you so much.
960
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:34,067
We're gonna go.
961
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,022
Take them to Chez Jane.
962
00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,958
It's the best soul food
in Atlanta. It's on us.
963
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,698
He only like brown m&ms,
did you know?
964
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:40,824
Thank you so much.
965
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:41,074
Love you, brothas.
966
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,476
Yo, thanks for
helping us out, and
967
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,860
all that, you know
what I'm saying,
968
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,437
giving us a ride back
to the whip, and all that.
969
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,577
Are you kidding me?
You just gave me
970
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,754
an excuse to get
out of the office.
971
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,481
Let's go get that lunch
[ Just lied about.
972
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,919
Uh-uh, uh-uh, I don't think we...
973
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,738
Uh-uh, we ain't got time, ma'am.
We're kinda in a rush.
974
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,799
Uh, have you ever eaten
at magic kitty?
975
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,090
Huh? - Yo I . Yo, yo.
976
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:02,259
Yo, he's kidding.
We should go to zaxby's or something.
977
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:06,016
Well, if you want the best wings,
you go to magic kitty.
978
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,313
Let's go see some Booty.
979
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,253
Okay, but look. There's a reason
we gotta go, okay?
980
00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,563
We gotta go see
some Russian gangsters, okay?
981
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:15,272
They stole our weed.
And we ain't really got a plan.
982
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,526
And you could die.
983
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:19,984
Okay. Well as long as I'm not
eating a boring-ass salad bowl at the mall,
984
00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,411
I'm down for whatever, Calvin.
985
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,988
Let's go.
986
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:28,080
Shit. You said you wanted
a ride or die.
987
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:31,413
So that's what we into,
people that just wanna die?
988
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:34,044
Ji you a bad chick
let me hear you say. Yeah
989
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:36,376
little Booty, big Booty
don't care. Yeah d
990
00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:38,427
jou got your own car
or your own crib. Yeah
991
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,755
fle steady callin'
but you leave him on read
992
00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:43,091
lust sway wid it sway wid it >
993
00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,016
sway wid it
994
00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:46,936
kinda geeked up sway wid it >
995
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:47,512
ohl!
996
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,643
Lust sway wid it, sway wid it
sway wid it >
997
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:53,477
j met a dude named Wes
said he checkin' for the best
998
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,435
what's up, baby?
You wanna dance?
999
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:58,899
No. I won't... we don't want
no dance right now. Maybe... maybe laters.
1000
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,779
But I know what you can
help me with, though.
1001
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:04,454
Um, you know where
I can find Ivanov?
1002
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,540
Sorry, I'm working.
1003
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:09,117
You working?
Oh, but you can't find Ivanov?
1004
00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:10,327
- Hey.
- Hey.
1005
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,628
I know what you're lookin' for.
1006
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,878
50, you... you...
Where the hell my weed at?
1007
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:20,382
I got no need for your weed,
'cause I got so much money, it's funny.
1008
00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:22,179
I got money.
1009
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:26,092
I'm a li'l popcorn player.
1010
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,890
That nigga
just made it rain on me!
1011
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:29,981
These wings are so good.
1012
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:33,266
These breasts and thighs
are good, too.
1013
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,649
Whoo! Go, girl.
1014
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,905
Ooh.
1015
00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:43,531
Now that ain't corporate,
right there.
1016
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,577
- A heap of hundreds, cuz!
- Hey, buddy.
1017
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,327
Uh-uh. I told you
I ain't want no dance.
1018
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:49,748
I heard you're looking
for Ivanov.
1019
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:54,330
Yes. And tell him, when you see him,
I need to talk to him.
1020
00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:56,835
The boss is here.
1021
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:01,344
What you talkin " " bout,
blondie?
1022
00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:05,298
I am Ivanov. Irena Ivanov.
1023
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,678
Let's go.
1024
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,511
Yeah, you all heard
the Terminator.
1025
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:10,874
We gotta get the hell up
outta here.
1026
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:13,184
Let's go see
what she's talkin' 'bout.
1027
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,518
Okay, let's hear it.
1028
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:21,105
Why are you coming in here
and disrespecting my business?
1029
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:21,985
No. What's disrespectful is,
1030
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:24,263
you stealin' our weed and passin' it off
like it's your own.
1031
00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,949
- Calm down, Calvin.
- No. Ain't no calm down, cuz.
1032
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,576
I'ma calm down when you all give us
our weed back.
1033
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:33,501
We don't steal weed.
You are wasting my time.
1034
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,293
Bogdan, get rid of them.
1035
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're not here to cause any trouble.
1036
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:39,173
No, Alicia, ain't nobody scared
of thieven seagal. You hear me?
1037
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:43,629
I'm about to go left and right like a
carnival game, only ugly...
1038
00:44:43,723 --> 00:44:45,701
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1039
00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:48,182
What if I offered you guys
q truce?
1040
00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:49,884
You all like smokin' weed,
right?
1041
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,580
Okay.
1042
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:16,411
Okay. Okay. Now we do business.
1043
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:37,224
Hey, this, uh,
this is my design.
1044
00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:37,431
Your design?
1045
00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:41,690
This college kid,
he come into my tattoo shop.
1046
00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:43,612
He said, "I want
cool Russian tattoo."
1047
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,486
But fuck this guy,
so I designed "weak dick."
1048
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:49,569
He must like,
he put on weed jar.
1049
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,495
And what's the name of this kid?
1050
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:52,913
I don't know, but, uh,
1051
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,289
he have red-black sweatshirt,
uh, with pussy on it.
1052
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:57,835
P-pussycat.
1053
00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:00,709
South Atlanta college, right?
Yeah.
1054
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,132
I think we're going
to school, after all.
1055
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,379
You're not going anywhere.
1056
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,585
- Okay.
- 0h, shit.
1057
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,011
Whoa.
1058
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,383
Shit. What's goin' on here?
1059
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:13,468
We give you good information.
Now you give me something.
1060
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,058
I want her.
1061
00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:16,933
Me?
1062
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:20,812
You are classy-hot,
not like other girls.
1063
00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:21,483
I want to see you dance.
1064
00:46:21,570 --> 00:46:24,733
I would like to see her, too.
1065
00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,695
You work for me now.
1066
00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:32,320
We need a plan.
1067
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,701
We gotta get up outta here,
y'all.
1068
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,874
Calm down. I got this.
1069
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,795
Your girl done did this before.
Yes, she have.
1070
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,175
Shut up, dawg.
1071
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,383
Go, Alicia!
1072
00:46:57,565 --> 00:46:58,725
Irena! Irena!
1073
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,772
Oh! Damn!
1074
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,690
- Run!
- Go!
1075
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:05,269
Girl, you crazy! To hell wrong wit" you!
1076
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:15,325
- Come on, god, they crazy!
- Let's go!
1077
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:17,873
What is you doin'?
1078
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,451
- Come on.
- Let's go!
1079
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,986
Girl, what was you
doin' in there?
1080
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:27,716
You said we needed a plan.
1081
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:31,421
We didn't say
kick the Russian in the head.
1082
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:40,471
Fuck!
1083
00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,948
Oops.
1084
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:00,704
Damn, girl!
1085
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:01,534
Yo, I just feel like
1086
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:04,024
we bein' such a bad influence on you.
You know what I'm sayin'?
1087
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:07,336
Like, if you need to get back to work
or whatever you was doin',
1088
00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:09,917
me and my cousin, really,
we got it from here on.
1089
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:15,257
I can't go... I literally can't
go back to work today. I'm high as hell.
1090
00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:17,271
Which one of these students
you think smoke weed?
1091
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:21,475
All the' kids smoke weed.
You gotta know how to talk to 'em. Mm-hm.
1092
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:24,398
Just gotta know what to say.
Watch out.
1093
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:28,649
Football players. Which one of y'all
got that weak dick?
1094
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:32,564
Damn.
1095
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,945
I didn't name it that!
1096
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,780
I didn't name it that.
1097
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:40,865
Damn.
1098
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,622
All right, it can't be that hard
to find a kid
1099
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:47,079
who smokes weed
on a college campus.
1100
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:49,506
I think I know somebody.
1101
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,341
Uh-huh. Follow my cuz.
1102
00:48:55,975 --> 00:49:00,639
Well, well, well,
if it ain't robbin' and stealin'.
1103
00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:03,971
Nah, it's Meegan and steffi.
1104
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:07,308
Oh, hey! Zesto's!
1105
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:08,518
- What's up?
- 0h.
1106
00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,819
Sorry about what happened
the other night.
1107
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:12,386
Hey, didn't you get
our apology joint?
1108
00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:15,817
Yeah, I got it. And I got fired.
1109
00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:17,651
Mm-hm. But it don't even
matter right now.
1110
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:21,580
I need you to tell me right now,
who sells this weed.
1111
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:22,873
Right now.
1112
00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,793
We don't smoke weed.
1113
00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:27,336
Are you serious?
1114
00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:29,276
You gon' tell me that
right now, with a straight face,
1115
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:34,044
after we just smoked a pound
in the back of your benz the other night?
1116
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,505
It was... they made me do it.
It was weird.
1117
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:37,804
Uh-huh.
1118
00:49:37,892 --> 00:49:39,473
Oh, you ain't got
to explain yourself!
1119
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,329
- Stop actin' like that.
- I know. I'm just...
1120
00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:42,433
He smoke weed. Listen here.
1121
00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:44,352
Chocolate, vanilla,
stop playin'.
1122
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,930
Where's our weed, 'cause if you
1123
00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:47,640
don't tell us where our weed at,
1124
00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:51,148
Alicia here gonna kick y'all ass.
Ain't that right?
1125
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,478
Mm-hm.
1126
00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:52,982
Yup.
1127
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,065
Yup. You don't wanna...
1128
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:56,694
Don't test me.
1129
00:49:56,785 --> 00:50:00,027
Now I already drop-kicked
one little goofy bird today.
1130
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:01,612
Just like that.
1131
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,288
She don't look crazy.
1132
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:05,036
Yeah, you ain't scaring nobody.
1133
00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:09,166
Those pants are from j.Crew.
I wore them to a bar mitzvah.
1134
00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:11,338
Oh. Okay. All right.
1135
00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:13,040
- Uh-oh.
- 0h, shit.
1136
00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:14,295
Got somethin' now.
1137
00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:15,466
Oh. Here.
1138
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:17,636
Okay. Okay! Okay.
1139
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,259
This guy named Tobin,
1140
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,513
he's got the best weed
these days.
1141
00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:28,223
It makes you feel like
Beyonce riding a horse, like bareback.
1142
00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,524
But I heard he's, like,
huge and scary,
1143
00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:33,353
so I wouldn't mess with him
if I were you guys.
1144
00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:34,591
Nobody care about that. Okay?
1145
00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:36,822
I know krav maga. You hear me?
1146
00:50:36,909 --> 00:50:38,194
- You hear me?
- Damn.
1147
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:39,846
Listen here.
Y'all ain't ready for this crane.
1148
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,235
So, uh,
where is this Tobin dude?
1149
00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:45,994
He's sponsoring a party
at theta tonight, but y'all can't get in.
1150
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,200
It's for frats only.
1151
00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:50,081
Plus, you guys, I really
wouldn't mess with him.
1152
00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:53,335
He's like the soog knight
of Atlanta.
1153
00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,211
- "S00g knight."
- "S00g knight."
1154
00:50:55,844 --> 00:50:57,084
You mean suge?
1155
00:50:57,179 --> 00:50:57,543
Whatever.
1156
00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:00,471
Ooh, you all gotta stop
watchin' black movies. Okay?
1157
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,594
'Cause you're fuckin' up
the culture.
1158
00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:04,050
It's like the same thing.
1159
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:05,224
It's okay.
1160
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,268
Come on, girl. Damn.
1161
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,042
Jphe boy got a problem
better figure it out »
1162
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,002
jall you selfie-takin' nickin'
gotta watch your mouth >
1163
00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:15,269
pm just a midwest playa
with some bounce. From the south
1164
00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:17,776
whoo! Thi' thang lit!
1165
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:21,029
Oh, they let everybody in here.
Okay, I see what's happenin'.
1166
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,408
Yo. Where you think
we gon' find the Tobin dude?
1167
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,534
I don't know.
We gotta split up, baby.
1168
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,225
I think I'm gonna go that way.
1169
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:33,664
Ladies! Have you ever met a guy
who been to another dimension? Okay.
1170
00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:34,462
Pamn
1171
00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:36,506
bag just dropped
I'm about to go. Ham
1172
00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:38,960
pretty girls flock
when they see me go. Ham
1173
00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:41,466
bhakin' too hard for the radiodamn
1174
00:51:41,557 --> 00:51:43,639
sm about to go damn d>
1175
00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:44,761
jdios damn
1176
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,763
bag just dropped
I'm about to go. Ham
1177
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:49,596
pretty girls flock
when they see me go. Ham
1178
00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:50,770
pm about to go...
1179
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,271
Damn, I shoulda went to college.
Ooh-wee. What's up, baby?
1180
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,602
Yes, yes.
1181
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:57,026
Ladies.
1182
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,901
Can one of you ladies
help me find Tobin?
1183
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:01,659
Tobin? No?
1184
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:04,986
Ooh. Girl, that's why
your wig stink. Don't do that.
1185
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,115
Hey, my man. Who you wi'?
1186
00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:09,949
Oh, uh, I'm lookin' for my boy Tobin.
You know where he at?
1187
00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,044
- Tobin!
- Who you with?
1188
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,272
Hey, I ain't ask you all that.
1189
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:14,332
This is a private party.
Who you wi'?
1190
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:15,333
- 0h, who I'm with.
- Yeah.
1191
00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:19,838
Um, I'm from another chapter.
Minnesota.
1192
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:24,171
Mm-hm. Theta all day, baby!
Theta. All. Day.
1193
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:26,882
Hell, yeah. Theta all day.
1194
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,968
- Yeah.
- Theta all day, baby. Okay.
1195
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:32,521
Look, look. We about to step.
We down a man. Hop in.
1196
00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:32,892
No. I got asthma.
1197
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,086
- I can't really do that right now.
- Hey, hop in, bro.
1198
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,713
- Let me go use the bathroom.
- 0h, yo, we got one!
1199
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:39,274
Okay. Later-later.
1200
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:42,030
So, do you got a man?
1201
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,824
Roger, do you really think
I'd be here if I had a man?
1202
00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:47,870
No, I'm just asking.
1203
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:51,665
I love this song.
Let's go dance.
1204
00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:52,958
Don't kick me in the head.
1205
00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:54,581
Oh, you exotic
1206
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,537
sho told you you could
walk in here like that >
1207
00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:59,089
mho told you you could
light up this room like that
1208
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,542
jvho told you you could kill
all these girls like that >
1209
00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:04,128
jand every time they hate
you know you got that kickback
1210
00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:13,470
Must be somebody
1211
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:14,850
jneah, yeah, yeah
1212
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,087
uh-uh! Man, what y'all doin'?
Uh-uh, get off me, brotha!
1213
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:19,005
I ain't come here for that!
I just came to talk to some...
1214
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:20,144
What the...
1215
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:20,944
Come on. Yeah.
1216
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,896
Hold your horses right now.
You mean right now?
1217
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:23,991
- 0h...
- Right now.
1218
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,490
This is where you wanna go?
“Yes!
1219
00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:26,942
Yeah, man. Let's go.
1220
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,277
Right here. All right. Come on.
1221
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:36,000
I got it! I got the move, bro.
1222
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:39,121
Whoo!
1223
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,502
00-00!
1224
00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:48,426
All right. Eyes over y'all back.
1225
00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:50,257
I'll be ready for ya.
1226
00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:52,013
Now beat 'em back.
1227
00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:05,694
Oh, shit. You people are crazy.
1228
00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:08,776
Theta flip! Theta flip!
1229
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:11,032
Theta flip! Theta flip!
1230
00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:12,363
- Go.
- Come on, bro.
1231
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:13,518
Theta flip. Let's go! I got you!
1232
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:17,501
I got asthma. Don't make me flip.
It ain't good for my heart.
1233
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:20,170
Theta flip! Theta flip!
1234
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:23,966
Theta flip! Theta flip!
Theta flip!
1235
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:26,338
Oh!
1236
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,091
Ee tie ==
1237
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,468
ooh!
1238
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:31,298
I'm good.
1239
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:31,802
Damn!
1240
00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:35,978
No harm, no foul. All right?
I'm "Kay.
1241
00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:42,067
Calvin!
1242
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,317
That's our founding
brother's ashes!
1243
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,318
You say this who?
1244
00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:49,991
Our founding brother's
ashes, man!
1245
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:53,115
Oh, shit.
1246
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,913
I got dead people all over me!
1247
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,834
Y'all, that ain't no damn theta!
Stop that bitch!
1248
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:00,338
Let's go, let's go!
1249
00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:01,524
Oh, they're
trying to kick on me! Move!
1250
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,504
I et's find somewhere to hide!
1251
00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:04,923
That's weird.
1252
00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:05,669
- This... this look like trouble.
- On!
1253
00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,922
Oh, yeah, let's hide in here.
1254
00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:09,594
Can I join y'all?
1255
00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:11,342
Come on! Aw!
1256
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:15,809
Oh.
1257
00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:18,940
That is wrong.
1258
00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:21,606
- You just need Jesus.
- Come on, Cal.
1259
00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:24,400
- Get that punk up!
- Yo, get back here, punk!
1260
00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:25,102
Let's go! Where he at?
1261
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:25,902
- This way.
- Where they at?
1262
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,695
Check all the rooms!
1263
00:55:27,783 --> 00:55:30,946
Man, I told you to stay low.
Now what we supposed to do?
1264
00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:32,430
Tell me how we're supposed
to find Tobin now.
1265
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:37,323
Hey, yo, let's go see if Tobin got any more
of that killer weed, man.
1266
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:40,784
See? I told you
we gonna be straight.
1267
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,497
Mm-hm.
1268
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,634
Yup.
1269
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:50,961
That's our weed.
1270
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,387
There's a security breach.
1271
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:56,467
Some scrawny dude
with no dance skills, and his friends.
1272
00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,122
Scrawny dude?
I will fight that mother...
1273
00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:01,730
Wait, you can't just go in there,
all maniac-style like that.
1274
00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:03,648
We need to have a plan first.
1275
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:05,191
What weed we got left?
1276
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,235
We ain't got no damn weed,
Roger.
1277
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:07,902
We ain't got nothin' but shake.
1278
00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,231
Hold up. Remember we was kids,
we had no weed then.
1279
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,941
We used to go in my mama
room and take all the
1280
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,402
little roaches and
shake, put it together,
1281
00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:17,112
and make a super joint.
1282
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:18,071
Sta-i see where you goin'...
1283
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,872
It's captain planet.
1284
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,120
- Call on him.
- Let's do it.
1285
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,041
Mr. planet, sir,
we call on you today
1286
00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,120
because we need your help
more than ever.
1287
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,829
We was wondering
if you could slide down
1288
00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:27,485
and help us up
with some of that good-good.
1289
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:28,903
He ain't pick up.
Hang up the phone.
1290
00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,007
- Leave a message.
- Break.
1291
00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:31,676
Come on! Let's go!
1292
00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:52,359
Thank ya, brotha.
1293
00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,612
That's it, bro.
1294
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:02,415
Are you guys okay?
1295
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:05,084
It's part of the process.
1296
00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:06,912
Trust me.
1297
00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,543
Ooh, lord.
1298
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:16,422
Goddamn it!
1299
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:18,552
I'm okay. I'm all right.
1300
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:19,644
Yeah, fool.
1301
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,873
All right, now everybody be cool.
Don't nobody make a move.
1302
00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:24,764
You all didn't have to
kick the door in, man. It was open.
1303
00:57:24,858 --> 00:57:28,191
Well, if you don't get
your missy Elliott body half an ass up,
1304
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,188
well, I'm on your ah', ho...
1305
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,174
- Get his ass.
- I'm talkin' 'bout big top Lilly.
1306
00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:33,154
Get his ass.
1307
00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:35,983
Look at him. You shoulda joined a sorority
'cause you know why?
1308
00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:38,194
Nou got titties
1309
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:38,993
get his ass.
1310
00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,225
Well, look at you. Why you got a check
on your forehead?
1311
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:45,083
I bet your tattoo artist was in the
third grade. Good, check, ugly butt.
1312
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:45,829
Get his ass.
1313
00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:48,412
- I'm ju' gettin' started...
- We didn't come here to play.
1314
00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:51,294
Right. Where's Tobin?
1315
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,134
Whassup, bitches?
1316
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,407
- Wait a minute.
- 0h, hell, no.
1317
00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:57,511
I know you ain't Tobin.
1318
00:57:57,599 --> 00:58:00,841
Business is boomin'
money be movin' d
1319
00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:02,392
give us our weed back,
white boy.
1320
00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:05,346
No. No, I...
I'm not giving anything back.
1321
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,055
'Cause I've learned
an important lesson.
1322
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,910
That lesson is, when you have
amazing weed...
1323
00:58:09,611 --> 00:58:10,521
Mm-hm.
1324
00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:12,227
Everybody's nice to you.
1325
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,904
Even if you're
a nerdy white virgin.
1326
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:17,699
No, no, I'm... I'm not a virgin.
1327
00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:18,650
I've had so much sex.
1328
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:22,408
No, no. I know another lesson
your ass about to learn today,
1329
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,768
- ii'l virgin white boy.
- L.Et him know.
1330
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:26,534
When you steal people shit,
it's repercussion.
1331
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:29,040
We comin' back to cap that ass.
1332
00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:30,337
Alicia, whoop his ass! “Wait!
1333
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:31,755
Can we not go there again?
1334
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:36,711
Hell, yeah! And another thing is,
that tattoo you got on your arm,
1335
00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:38,670
it actually says "weak dick."
1336
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,221
- What? What?
- Flimsy.
1337
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:44,221
No, no, the tattoo artist said
it meant "cool sex guy."
1338
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:45,722
Oh, sweetie.
1339
00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:46,599
Get the hell outta my party!
1340
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:49,056
You know,
I'm king of this frat now!
1341
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,391
What?
1342
00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:52,255
- Yo, say, what did you...
- What the hell you just say?
1343
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,485
Uh,
1344
00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,091
I'm just... I'm playin'.
I'm pla... it's a joke.
1345
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:55,900
Wait a minute.
Everybody shut up!
1346
00:58:55,991 --> 00:58:59,575
Everybody pause!
Theta, you know what? I'm tired of y'all.
1347
00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:01,902
We superheroes.
And you know what?
1348
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,703
When our superpowers kick in...
1349
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:07,954
Ain't no tellin' what we gon' do
1350
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:08,784
you don't wanna see this.
1351
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:13,043
Uh, Roger, what's your superpowers,
'cause I think mine died, real.
1352
00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:14,464
Oh.
1353
00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:26,843
What is he doing?
1354
00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:35,522
Holy shit.
1355
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,907
What?
1356
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,415
What happened?
1357
00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:50,667
I smell dookie.
1358
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,732
Oh, you ain't... you ain't...
You don't need to worry 'bout that.
1359
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,496
Uh-huh, did y'all see that?
1360
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:55,455
Did you see that?
1361
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:56,736
Did you saw that masterpiece,
huh?
1362
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,466
We ain't playin' no game.
Ain't no tellin'
1363
00:59:58,553 --> 00:59:59,963
what we do when our
powers kick in.
1364
01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:03,263
Yo, this ain't our weed Bible.
Look at this.
1365
01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,761
Kama Sutra for small men.
1366
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:07,038
Hey, dude, give...
Give me my book back!
1367
01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:08,748
- 0h!
- Oh! She be hittin' you from the back.
1368
01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:09,557
Not.
1369
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:10,558
That's... that's normal. - 0h!
1370
01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:14,813
Dude, what you got goin' on?
What kind of fraternity is this?
1371
01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:16,484
Where's our weed Bible?
1372
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:17,811
I don't know what that is.
1373
01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:18,816
I just bought your weed.
1374
01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:21,444
You know, some dude
sold it to me for cheap.
1375
01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:22,320
What dude that were?
1376
01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:27,200
I don't know. Some dude going on
about a Booty cloud.
1377
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,994
- Big bang.
- Big bang.
1378
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,746
You can have that.
1379
01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:36,915
Yeah, we smoke our founding
brother's ashes in his memory.
1380
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:43,962
Thetas.
1381
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:44,546
Oh, shit.
1382
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:49,101
Uh, I guess smokin'
dead people really works.
1383
01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:52,520
What's up, negroes?
1384
01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:58,523
Sixty-eight degrees and partly cloudy
in downtown Atlanta.
1385
01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,730
Brought to you by fye.
It's the future of high.
1386
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:03,156
It's fye. Launching tomorrow.
1387
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:05,700
1 know everybody's
excited about that.
1388
01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:08,153
Jimmy, you gonna go downtown...
1389
01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:10,617
Trap house,
1390
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,701
there's so many wonderful things
I could say about ya.
1391
01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:17,333
- But I don't feel like it.
- Big bang, where's our weed Bible?
1392
01:01:17,424 --> 01:01:19,665
What? What you talkin' 'bout?
1393
01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:22,250
We know you got it,
because Tobin told us.
1394
01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:23,209
So Tobin told you
I had the Bible.
1395
01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:25,796
So just 'cause Tobin told you somethin',
you believe Tobin?
1396
01:01:25,891 --> 01:01:26,346
Where the Bible at?
1397
01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:28,139
A'ight, okay, a'ight, yeah.
I got it.
1398
01:01:28,226 --> 01:01:29,787
A'ight, I sold him some weed
and I ain't got none of the rest,
1399
01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:33,645
and I ain't got your Bible no more either.
Sold that, too.
1400
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:34,187
To who?
1401
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,334
I don't know. Some white people.
1402
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:36,544
White people wanna buy stuff,
you sell it to 'em.
1403
01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:38,524
Some company called, uh,
uh, vit... vit...
1404
01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:40,398
Ver... vverdant biokinetics?
1405
01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:42,228
That. Say it again.
1406
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:43,154
Verdant biokinetics.
1407
01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:44,697
Yeah, that's them,
right there, man.
1408
01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:46,137
They were all
in a panic to get it.
1409
01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:47,441
They almost ripped my arm apart.
1410
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:49,182
Someone was, "we all need it!
We all need it!"
1411
01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:50,821
And they paid me a lot of money.
1412
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,122
And that's how ['m retiring.
1413
01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:54,325
Big bang outta here. Bang!
1414
01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:56,205
What would a big tech lab
want with our weed?
1415
01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:58,912
I don't know. They said they gon' make
some, like, smart blunt.
1416
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,713
That's what it was called. Fye.
1417
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,791
And it was fye, too.
They let me try.
1418
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,968
It was amazing.
Nice, clean burn.
1419
01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,761
Fruity flavors.
I think it's the future.
1420
01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:09,430
Although the come-down,
it's a little bad, little shaky.
1421
01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:11,382
But, hey, more weed
better than no weed.
1422
01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:13,218
You know what I'm sayin'?
1423
01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:15,395
And they white people.
Why not trust 'em?
1424
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,792
And you ain't know
nothin' about this?
1425
01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:19,295
No... I know they've been
developing something for a while now,
1426
01:02:19,319 --> 01:02:23,107
but I don't know what that has to do
with your weed Bible.
1427
01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:24,563
Grow house.
1428
01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:25,818
The weed Bible.
1429
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:27,774
How you even know
about all that?
1430
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:33,701
Man, I've been bangin'
your mama for months now.
1431
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,075
I saw everything.
1432
01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:39,603
Bro, who up there
smashing your mama, bro?
1433
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:42,026
- I don't know, and I don't wanna know, man.
- Ooh, baby.
1434
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:44,257
- Turn this up.
- I ooh, baby!
1435
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,488
- Look at this.
- We need to turn this up.
1436
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:46,864
- Turn up the TV, man.
- Do something.
1437
01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:48,424
- Come on.
- I don't wanna hear that.
1438
01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:51,257
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
1439
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:52,351
- Bang!
- That was you?
1440
01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:56,057
And don't act so surprised.
I done told you a million times.
1441
01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,011
I thought that was just
"yo mama" jokes!
1442
01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,769
- Walit, you taught me how to ride a bike.
- Mm-hm.
1443
01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,396
You was at
my fifth birthday party.
1444
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:03,946
Are you my daddy?
1445
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:04,940
Hell no,
I ain't your daddy, boy!
1446
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,391
- 0h.
- I look like it? Look at me.
1447
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,906
He got a point. He have light skin
and you black as hell.
1448
01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:10,655
I was just being nice to you.
1449
01:03:10,745 --> 01:03:13,307
That's what you do, you be nice to the kid
to get close to the mom.
1450
01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:14,946
And she let me hit!
1451
01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,281
I heard that.
1452
01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:19,243
Damn. Your mama got some ears on her.
1453
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:20,622
We know.
1454
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:22,500
There she is, baby.
1455
01:03:22,590 --> 01:03:25,377
- Ooh!
- So fine, walkin' down those stairs.
1456
01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:26,878
- Hi, baby.
- Hey, baby.
1457
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:29,052
- Mm, you smell good.
- I know.
1458
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:34,429
Roger, listen. I told bang to get
your butt out that game.
1459
01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:35,679
Had to do it.
1460
01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:36,259
And you...
1461
01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:38,140
- Ooh...
- Did I do good?
1462
01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,641
- Did I do...
- You did good, baby!
1463
01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:41,098
Did I do good?
1464
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:42,227
0oh! -0 h, my god!
1465
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,879
- Mom, I can't unsee stuff like that.
- She made me...
1466
01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:47,987
- Unsee this, too. And this. And this.
- On!
1467
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:49,780
0h!
1468
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:50,868
0h. Ew.
1469
01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:52,555
- You wanna see it again?
- No, I don't wanna see it ever!
1470
01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:54,820
I got tapes. You should see
the other stuff.
1471
01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,600
Bang, why am I still carrying
this darn suitcase?
1472
01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:58,686
I don't know, baby.
Shouldn't carry nothin' but my heart.
1473
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:01,873
And where's that whip at
of yours you keep tellin' me about?
1474
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:02,668
It's quarter past.
1475
01:04:02,756 --> 01:04:04,233
Bang, there it is right there.
Look at that.
1476
01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,839
Ooh! We done came up, baby!
1477
01:04:06,926 --> 01:04:08,462
Bang play no games. Gotta go.
1478
01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:11,386
Open my door for me, honey. Come on.
= will.
1479
01:04:11,473 --> 01:04:13,009
I'll be back in two weeks.
1480
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:15,055
Don't you drink up
all my fanta, boy.
1481
01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:16,787
- Daddy-daddy, honey.
- Get in there, sweetness.
1482
01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,723
- 0h, let me get in here. Ooh!
- Yeah!
1483
01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:22,021
Get in, baby!
1484
01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:23,018
Work that thing, babe.
1485
01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:25,942
Bye, bitches. And we's rollin'.
1486
01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:27,735
Ooh!
1487
01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:31,114
Wow. So that's that?
1488
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:35,611
So, um, this is where
you guys live?
1489
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,033
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1490
01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:38,408
Okay.
1491
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,287
If big bang took our Bible,
and sold it to the tech company,
1492
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,688
I'm thinking,
let's just go get it back.
1493
01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,190
I mean, Alicia,
you work there, right?
1494
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:49,675
50 I'm sure there's no problem
with getting the ceo to hear us out. Right?
1495
01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:53,920
Well, hold on.
Guys, today's been...
1496
01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:56,381
I don't even know what today's been.
I can't do that.
1497
01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:59,809
We're talking about my job here,
my whole career.
1498
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:01,456
- No.
- So0 now you're a corporate girl.
1499
01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:03,312
Thought that place
stressed you out.
1500
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:03,729
Roger, no offense,
1501
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:06,295
but you wouldn't know the first thing
about holding down a job.
1502
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,339
- Yeah, I wouldn't know the first thing...
- I worked my ass off
1503
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:10,883
to get to where I am,
and I put it all on the line for you today.
1504
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,614
Just 'cause you work
at some big, fancy job,
1505
01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:15,737
that don't mean
you better than anybody.
1506
01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:16,568
I ain't no bum.
1507
01:05:16,663 --> 01:05:19,450
Okay, well, why don't you just say
what you really mean, then.
1508
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:20,246
What I'm saying is,
1509
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,973
you look real strange working for
them people that stole our stuff.
1510
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:26,335
I'm just trying to figure out
what side you're on, 'cause right now,
1511
01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:28,835
you're looking like the feds.
1512
01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:32,170
Okay.
1513
01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:34,344
What I'm not gonna do is this.
1514
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:35,887
So, bye.
1515
01:05:35,974 --> 01:05:37,384
Eis as
1516
01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:38,590
- bye.
- Bye!
1517
01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:42,098
- Bye.
- Bye-bye, bye, bye-bye!
1518
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:44,429
Hell she sayin'? Shit.
1519
01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:45,559
Talkin' 'bout it.
1520
01:05:45,650 --> 01:05:46,435
Where you goin', cuz?
1521
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:48,733
We gotta fix this, cuz.
You know that.
1522
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,276
Goddamn!
1523
01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:52,228
Pley! Hey!
1524
01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:57,408
Pley! Hey!
1525
01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:01,287
Aley! Hey!
1526
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:04,415
- Uh-huh, that smells real familiar, ma'am.
- Hah.
1527
01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:07,744
- Why aren't you smokin' your little fye?
- Hm.
1528
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:08,749
I'm sorry. Can I help you?
1529
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:12,833
Oh, you're Alicia's
community guys.
1530
01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:13,712
Supposedly.
1531
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:14,843
Yeah. And that's our weed.
1532
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,796
Oh. Well, congratulations.
My compliments to the chef.
1533
01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:20,007
This is the best weed
I've ever had.
1534
01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:22,843
You're doing a service
to your community.
1535
01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:24,331
My assistant got this
off the streets.
1536
01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:26,141
He got your little
cookbook, too.
1537
01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:28,393
So there won't be
any more of this.
1538
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:29,895
So you got our weed Bible!
1539
01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:33,228
Through a subcontractor,
so, it's all legit.
1540
01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,860
Big bang is not
no damn subcontractor, okay?
1541
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,906
He stole that from us.
It's not legit.
1542
01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:40,531
Oh. That sounds like
a "you" problem.
1543
01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:43,034
Sorry, my ride is here.
1544
01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:45,661
My assistant, Hayes.
1545
01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:46,662
Hayes?
1546
01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:48,334
How could you
do this to us, bro?
1547
01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:49,831
Sorry, bro,
I'm up for a promotion.
1548
01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:53,541
- I shoulda dropped your ass off.
- We should have his ass.
1549
01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:54,778
Oh, uh, we didn't just buy
your weed.
1550
01:06:54,802 --> 01:07:00,763
We bought everybody's weed.
And what we couldn't buy, we just took.
1551
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,136
So the town is thirsty now.
1552
01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:08,598
And guess who has
the cool, refreshing answer?
1553
01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:09,848
Fye.
1554
01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:11,003
Man, what you know about fye?
1555
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:13,063
Oh, well, according to
the urban dictionary,
1556
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:18,945
fye is slang for fire,
as in "fye is on fire."
1557
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,596
Yeah, I knew all that
"woke" shit was fake!
1558
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:24,909
Who, me fake?
Oh, believe me, I am 100% woke.
1559
01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:29,537
"You people"?
1560
01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:31,165
Fye has all the benefits
of marijuana,
1561
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:33,998
while speaking
to the modern consumer.
1562
01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:38,756
Bluetooth, Wi-Fi,
syncs all your contacts, and it's legal.
1563
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:42,509
There isn't gonna be
a stoner in Atlanta without one.
1564
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,056
And then
the rest of the country.
1565
01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:47,681
Dealers go to jail,
but I'm gonna be rich.
1566
01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:50,434
I knew you was a snake, woman.
I knew it!
1567
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:51,810
Damn braids, man.
1568
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:54,108
Oh. Sorry, not sorry.
1569
01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,981
I have a launch
to get ready for.
1570
01:07:56,072 --> 01:08:00,156
"Fye is the future
of relaxation."
1571
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,655
Here, gentlemen, try some.
1572
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,407
Much love, brothers.
1573
01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:08,143
- That's what we shoulda did.
- Fye her ass up, man.
1574
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:11,375
- Shoulda said...
- Let's go, Hayes.
1575
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,005
Yo, man,
I just can't catch a break.
1576
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,552
It don't make no sense.
1577
01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:25,598
Man, to be honest, cuz,
forget the weed, forget the Bible.
1578
01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:29,303
We might as well just start over,
get a brand-new hustle.
1579
01:08:29,397 --> 01:08:31,228
Nah, man.
1580
01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:34,558
I'm tired of starting over
with you. It... it don't work.
1581
01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:35,838
Y'all wouldn't even
be selling weed
1582
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:38,524
if you woulda just showed up
at the bank, dawg.
1583
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:41,778
Man, I been hustling
to help you with your dreams.
1584
01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:43,859
I don't give a damn
'bout no snacks.
1585
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:46,365
I'm just tryin' to be
a good cousin, bro.
1586
01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:48,196
And you know what?
You gonna stop blamin' me
1587
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:51,875
for all your problems
that go wrong in your life, man.
1588
01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:55,453
I know you're not gonna
smoke that.
1589
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:57,539
Oh, this gettin' smoked.
1590
01:09:07,769 --> 01:09:10,135
Ooh, shoot.
My wig 'bout damn came off.
1591
01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:13,141
Boy, you need to
clean this room up.
1592
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,356
Yo, look at Roger over here,
sleepin'.
1593
01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:18,480
Waste our time. Let's get "im.
1594
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:21,571
Baby powder,
what the hell you doin' here?
1595
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:22,989
We heard about the Bible.
1596
01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:24,737
Mm-hm.
1597
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,613
I did what you said, but...
1598
01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,444
It's gone, now. It's...
1599
01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:29,904
It's gone.
1600
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:30,704
I let y'all down.
1601
01:09:30,792 --> 01:09:33,158
- You didn't let us down.
- 0h, no.
1602
01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:35,584
- You let the people down!
- The people!
1603
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:36,377
- You screwed up.
- Mm.
1604
01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:37,941
I oughta knock the green
now and later juice out...
1605
01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:39,330
No!
1606
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:42,838
Thanks. That's helping me a lot,
making me feel better.
1607
01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:44,156
Let me explain something to you.
1608
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,171
- See, the Europeans...
- School him!
1609
01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,722
They took the weed
and they gentrified it.
1610
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:49,890
The saltine crackers.
1611
01:09:49,977 --> 01:09:51,080
They came in and mixed it up,
1612
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,024
put they own bells and
whistles on it, man. You.
1613
01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:54,937
- And made it they own.
- You listening?
1614
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,264
And you gotta stop them. You.
1615
01:09:56,359 --> 01:10:00,318
How? The weed you gave me,
gave me superpowers, man.
1616
01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:03,818
Without that, I'm just
a broke-ass stoner, man.
1617
01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:04,927
Yeah. That's true.
1618
01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:07,533
Boy, that weed didn't give you
no superpowers.
1619
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,611
Boy, you not a part
of the avengers.
1620
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:12,038
Ain't no black panther
up in you.
1621
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:14,372
But he right.
1622
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:16,200
But how?
1623
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:17,785
I don't understand.
1624
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:18,790
You were just high.
1625
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:22,248
None of that shit was real
to what you was thinkin...
1626
01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:24,425
Boy, just think about it.
1627
01:10:30,101 --> 01:10:30,590
Ow.
1628
01:10:30,685 --> 01:10:32,346
Shoot!
1629
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:34,018
Goddamn!
1630
01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:47,569
Uh, that weed didn't give you
no superpowers.
1631
01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:51,532
What the hell's he doin'?
1632
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,575
All that other shit
that you thought was happening,
1633
01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:58,250
- that wasn't real.
- Duh.
1634
01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:00,453
- Yes, you were just high.
- Just high.
1635
01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:02,834
The point is, it's not the weed.
1636
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:05,132
- It's you.
- It's you.
1637
01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:07,301
This is your destiny, boy.
1638
01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:09,424
It's your job, kool-aid head.
1639
01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,972
Save the weed. Yeah.
1640
01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:14,471
Save the weed!
1641
01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:16,393
Save weed?
1642
01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:17,061
Wait. Hold up.
1643
01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:21,733
If the power wasn't real,
how am I talkin' to y'all two right now?
1644
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:23,104
Oh.
1645
01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,811
You not talkin' to us.
1646
01:11:24,906 --> 01:11:27,113
It's all in your imagination.
1647
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,940
You sittin' on the couch, high.
1648
01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,697
You smoked 30 blunts, you bum!
1649
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:31,947
You bum!
1650
01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:34,450
- Come on, where the... come on.
- Yeah. We got it.
1651
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,030
- Come on.
- 0h, yeah, it's time.
1652
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:37,125
- Come on.
- It's time.
1653
01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,210
- Yeah.
- Get 'im.
1654
01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:39,708
Let it fly.
1655
01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:45,957
Damn.
1656
01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:46,632
Hey, cuz.
1657
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,864
Did the gorilla in the cowboy hat
come talk to you, too?
1658
01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:49,718
What? No. Baby powder did.
1659
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:51,592
- What'd he say?
- He said we need
1660
01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,547
to stop Ana and save the weed.
1661
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,725
- Hm.
- What'd the gorilla say?
1662
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,269
I don't know.
He was speaking Japanese.
1663
01:11:58,356 --> 01:12:00,142
But you know what?
Baby powder is right.
1664
01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:04,192
We gotta stop her asap, cuz,
'cause I smoked that fye.
1665
01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:05,643
What happened?
1666
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,821
My body's still actin' weird.
1667
01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:11,240
Yo, man,
we gotta stop that leech, cuz.
1668
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,033
And there's only one way.
1669
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,530
Assemble a team of potheads.
1670
01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:15,486
Aun wild
1671
01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:19,620
£m on a mission and I won't stop
1672
01:12:19,710 --> 01:12:21,325
oh, kids!
1673
01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:25,751
Party's over.
My dealer needs me!
1674
01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,216
Scram!
1675
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,214
Oh, I got a text.
1676
01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:37,721
Hell, no.
They tryna take our weed.
1677
01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,206
- The hell you got goin' on, man?
- 0h, uh-uh.
1678
01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:42,017
Look, I'm gonna holla at y'all later.
I gotta go. I'll be back, okay?
1679
01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:43,502
- Where are you going?
- How dare you?
1680
01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:46,017
Baby, be your own
gay best friend, here.
1681
01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:47,392
Don't judge me
you only live once
1682
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:50,688
hflomies in the back
so we gotta live it up.
1683
01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:54,025
Shit! Boys in trouble. What...
That weed need me! I be right back!
1684
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,032
£m on a mission and I won't stop
1685
01:12:57,123 --> 01:13:00,160
mo destination
but it's worth a shot
1686
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:06,003
jou gotta let me go
1687
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,836
somebody actually needs me.
1688
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:12,293
Jou gotta let me go
1689
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,551
j¥eah, yeah you gotta let me go
1690
01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:26,895
Roger?
1691
01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:28,897
- Thanks for comin' out.
- Mm-hm.
1692
01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,900
We really need your help
getting into the press event tonight.
1693
01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:33,719
Oh, so you just came here
to ask me for help?
1694
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:38,658
You're not gonna apologize
for anything that you said the other day?
1695
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:39,748
You called me a bum.
1696
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:40,976
Actually,
you called yourself that.
1697
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,457
But if the shoe fits,
sweetie, wear it.
1698
01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:45,751
- "If the shoe fits"?
- Uh-huh.
1699
01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:46,452
No, I'm sorry.
1700
01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,162
Did you know your boss the one
1701
01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,838
who dried out Atlanta? - Shh!
1702
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,757
Do you know how paranoid
you sound right now?
1703
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:54,836
Maybe you should stop
smoking so much weed.
1704
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:55,636
I'm serious!
1705
01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:58,590
She did it so she could sell
a new weed gadget without competition.
1706
01:13:58,684 --> 01:14:01,517
Yo. Fye is messing people up.
1707
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,469
I got the pictures to prove it.
1708
01:14:03,564 --> 01:14:09,025
Now, look. Calvin got these.
These are the fye test subjects.
1709
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,358
I... I need your help.
1710
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,047
Okay, okay, okay. And stop.
Stop, stop!
1711
01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,845
Whether it's stress at work,
the bills piling up,
1712
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:47,417
or the kids driving you
a little crazy,
1713
01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:50,524
there's lots of
times you wish you
1714
01:14:50,611 --> 01:14:53,978
could get high, but you just can't.
1715
01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:55,984
Until now.
1716
01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:56,439
Introducing fye,
1717
01:14:56,534 --> 01:15:00,368
the clean, safe, totally legal
alternative to weed.
1718
01:15:00,454 --> 01:15:03,662
Take it anywhere, from the
beach to the boardroom.
1719
01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:08,163
Fye does it all.
There's no more need for weed.
1720
01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,165
Now, there's fye.
1721
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,170
Hey. My name is blac youngsta.
1722
01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:20,801
And when I need a futuristic high,
I smoke the fye.
1723
01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:27,390
Uh, c. King. Thank you.
1724
01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:30,890
D. Nuhz.
1725
01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:38,030
Now, please welcome
our founder and ceq,
1726
01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:39,903
Ana cheever.
1727
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:45,701
All right.
1728
01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:47,076
Thank you.
1729
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:48,578
Yeah.
1730
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:51,706
All right. All right. All right.
1731
01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:54,413
- Yeah, we did it.
- You're so great!
1732
01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:56,965
Do you like what you saw?
1733
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:58,964
You liked it?
1734
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,386
Okay, okay.
1735
01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:05,217
Marijuana is a problem
in our community.
1736
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:08,269
And making weed legal
is not the solution.
1737
01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:15,102
But replacing it with something better,
cleaner, and safer is a solution.
1738
01:16:15,196 --> 01:16:18,654
And we've done just that.
And it is fye.
1739
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:26,579
All the weed in Atlanta
is hidden somewhere in this building,
1740
01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:27,245
and we gotta find it.
1741
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,120
Don't even trip.
I already got somebody on it.
1742
01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:32,167
My cousin.
1743
01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:48,009
Attack, ass.
1744
01:16:53,692 --> 01:16:57,935
You know, when I started
my company back in my dorm,
1745
01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:02,615
at my women's liberal arts college
where I studied...
1746
01:17:02,701 --> 01:17:05,568
Get your ass back down.
1747
01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:06,948
Shit.
1748
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:10,572
I et's do this.
1749
01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:11,077
You got it, babe.
1750
01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:13,063
- My vision...
- Babe? She called me "babe"!
1751
01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:15,190
- She called me "babe"!
- I heard. I heard! I heard.
1752
01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:20,459
Little bird houses.
Other than that, my vision never...
1753
01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:24,713
And now let's bring
the world together.
1754
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:26,846
Oh.
1755
01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:30,973
That is not part of the presentation.
Technical difficulties.
1756
01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:34,271
Can we get this fixed, please?
1757
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:37,687
Thanks, Ana.
1758
01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:37,891
Hi, everyone.
1759
01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:42,356
My name is Calvin, and this here
is my cousin, Roger.
1760
01:17:42,449 --> 01:17:43,655
Oh, my mic...
1761
01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:44,928
Can you get my mic back on,
please?
1762
01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:46,112
And we came here today
1763
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:54,167
to stop verdant from destroying
one of the greatest American institutions.
1764
01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:54,833
Marijuana.
1765
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:57,002
Can we get security up here,
please?
1766
01:17:57,089 --> 01:18:00,331
- Chil', y'all like to see this!
- Yeah!
1767
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:03,884
- Get it in there. Oh, seriously.
- Dude!
1768
01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:07,259
Chil', you oughta see
all the weed they got in there.
1769
01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:09,556
- 0h!
- That's at least a gram.
1770
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:12,180
- Weed is not the problem.
- Talk to 'im, cuz.
1771
01:18:12,271 --> 01:18:14,182
The man is the problem.
1772
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:18,437
Actually, in this case, the woman...
1773
01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,851
Y'all women.
1774
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:24,814
Security, please.
Security, please...
1775
01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:28,529
Yo, we're dyin' out here.
We need that smoke.
1776
01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:30,111
Hey, Jasper, how much longer?
1777
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,868
I got that get it right.
1778
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,540
The weed, gotta...
1779
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:37,539
Talkin' about? Feel me?
1780
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:40,622
Uh, two... two minutes?
1781
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:41,876
Weed is natural. Okay?
1782
01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:46,506
It's not some machine that you can just
plug 'em into the wall
1783
01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:47,962
to get a charge-up. No. No.
1784
01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:53,768
This woman over here
is turning y'all into junkies for profit.
1785
01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:56,516
Fye is not fly.
1786
01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:57,972
Look what it did to me.
1787
01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:02,734
- I had nothing to do with it.
- Look at it.
1788
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:06,484
Yes, weed coming from my nipple!
This is what fye did!
1789
01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:08,941
I told you not to smoke
that shit!
1790
01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:11,277
Well, my nipples
be leaking, bro.
1791
01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:18,867
You got that smoke.
Gotta goddamn fill up
1792
01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:20,203
for the goddamn...
1793
01:19:20,297 --> 01:19:22,834
Get sucked up and go in the thing
and come back.
1794
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:25,632
Come on. "Real weed!"
1795
01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:27,755
- Real weed!
- Come on, y'all!
1796
01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:29,177
Real weed!
1797
01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:29,970
Help!
1798
01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:31,593
Real weed!
1799
01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:34,517
Real...
1800
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:35,968
Go, bro!
1801
01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:43,559
Let's get back
to the presentation, shall we?
1802
01:19:43,654 --> 01:19:44,109
Hold up.
1803
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:49,236
There's something very important
I want you guys to all know about my boss,
1804
01:19:49,326 --> 01:19:57,326
the wonderful, caring,
community-minded, super woke ceq.
1805
01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:58,118
Alicia, thank you.
1806
01:19:58,210 --> 01:20:00,130
Finally someone's talking
some sense around here.
1807
01:20:00,212 --> 01:20:02,794
My friend Calvin,
there, he actually
1808
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:05,998
recorded something that
you guys should see,
1809
01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:10,462
so, let's just go 'head
and hit it. Okay.
1810
01:20:10,556 --> 01:20:12,717
Uh... oh.
1811
01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,298
0h, no. Wait.
1812
01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:16,475
No, no, no!
1813
01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:17,142
Okay, all right.
1814
01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:18,810
Oh, we didn't just buyyour weed.
1815
01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:23,607
We bought everybody's weed. And what
we couldn't buy, well, we took that.
1816
01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:25,046
Well, we took that.
1817
01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:26,965
- Took that.
- Did you hear it? You heard it?
1818
01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:30,152
And guess whatthe cool,
refreshing answer is?
1819
01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,277
Fye.
1820
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:36,738
Me, a fake? Oh, I assure you,
I am 100% woke.
1821
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,574
Dealers go to jail,
but I'm gonna be rich.
1822
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:41,750
You should thank me.
I did you people a favor.
1823
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:42,997
Oh!
1824
01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:47,172
Thank me.
I did you people a favor.
1825
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:51,002
Yup. You see? And my friends
Calvin and Roger here,
1826
01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:53,382
they're the ones
that tried to stop her.
1827
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:55,180
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1828
01:20:57,269 --> 01:21:01,353
Hey, man, get off me, and go arrest
a white woman for once! Get off of me!
1829
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:03,726
You know what?
I'm just gonna go.
1830
01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:07,105
Why's you all waitin'?
You didn't wait on me.
1831
01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:09,858
Real weed.
1832
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:14,908
Real weed!
Real weed! Real weed! Real weed!
1833
01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,031
Now, to celebrate
the return of weed,
1834
01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:19,989
please welcome blac youngsta!
1835
01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:24,706
Let's have a li'l party. Yeah.
What's up, guys?
1836
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:26,162
Jiwerk, twerk twerk d
1837
01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:27,587
j&girl, I wanna see you twerk
1838
01:21:27,674 --> 01:21:29,130
pll throw a li'l money
if you twerk
1839
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,630
jiwerk, twerk twerk d
1840
01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:34,382
ji you broke, go to work
1841
01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:38,257
make that big Booty twerk
1842
01:21:38,352 --> 01:21:39,057
jiwerk, twerk
1843
01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:41,009
pop it, stop it drop it, pop it.
1844
01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:42,720
Ji 1 hit Alexis skyy
1845
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:45,306
pm a mother... rocket
twerk, twerk d
1846
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:47,642
shit I ain't got no heart
1847
01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:49,067
pcan't be loyal to you
1848
01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:51,645
jou weren't here
from the start d
1849
01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:52,445
jiwerk, twerk
1850
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:53,397
swerk
1851
01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:54,636
j&girl, I wanna see you twerk
1852
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,525
pll throw a li'l money
if you twerk
1853
01:21:58,247 --> 01:21:59,578
jiwerk, twerk damn d>
1854
01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,246
money don't walk
I gotta go and get it.
1855
01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,948
Shake that Booty
I'll come visit d
1856
01:22:03,043 --> 01:22:04,829
jf you thick, I might hit it.
1857
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:05,579
Jiwerk, twerk
1858
01:22:05,671 --> 01:22:07,536
jan I touch that Booty?
1859
01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:10,373
Jphat Booty that big ol' Booty
1860
01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:14,176
shake that Booty
can I lay on the Booty?
1861
01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,969
Mike Tyson on the Booty
1862
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:18,012
jlopyright that Booty
1863
01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:28,352
L.off the xan we might act up
1864
01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,309
kamikaze, 'cause you know
we all strapped up »
1865
01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:32,770
hour... she want me
'cause she seen a nigga. Stacked up
1866
01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:36,153
abutl can't keep her
I just want to beat her. Back up.
1867
01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,429
Mow I'm in the 'rari
switching lanes »
1868
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:41,412
lulled up to the strip
and they all know my name
1869
01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:45,499
yo, I'm sorry
I ever doubted you.
1870
01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:48,123
I shoulda always knew
you were ride or die.
1871
01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:52,047
Yeah, well, this is the best time
I've had in...
1872
01:22:54,052 --> 01:22:55,383
Actually, I don't even know.
1873
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:58,258
Me, too. Yo, so, like,
1874
01:22:58,348 --> 01:22:59,633
when we goin' out?
1875
01:22:59,725 --> 01:23:01,465
Look at you,
being all assertive.
1876
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,346
Well, you know,
we did just disrupt
1877
01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:05,519
a multi-million-dollar
corporation.
1878
01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:12,396
I bet you I can make you
feel even better.
1879
01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:14,649
- 0h, you can make me feel better.
- Yeah?
1880
01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:16,276
Yeah.
1881
01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:22,911
Go, dude!
1882
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,158
My man!
1883
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:25,864
I mean... yeah!
1884
01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:27,745
Get a room!
1885
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:33,334
Dfeel good, I feel great
1886
01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:35,381
jlope you feel the same way
1887
01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:41,930
yo, two smacked. Got a ravioli nachos
and a gumbo dog for ya.
1888
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:42,802
Yeah.
1889
01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:45,635
Roger? That you?
1890
01:23:45,729 --> 01:23:46,729
Yo, zesto's dude!
1891
01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:47,874
- What's up?
- What's happenin'?
1892
01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:49,083
Man, just sittin' here
starving, bro.
1893
01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:52,099
I see you still out here tryna scrounge
around and be a delivery boy, huh?
1894
01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:55,152
No, man. Actually, I own
two smacked, bro. “Word!
1895
01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:57,230
Yeah, we just closed
another round of financing,
1896
01:23:57,324 --> 01:23:59,485
putting our value
over 150 million.
1897
01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:01,487
That's my whip, right there.
1898
01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:03,284
- That's you?
- Yeah, man.
1899
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,203
Wow. Why you out here
delivering the food?
1900
01:24:05,290 --> 01:24:07,143
Oh, I just like staying
connected to the customer.
1901
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:08,953
You're the customer.
I'm staying connected.
1902
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,855
You're my last job before we go
somewhere special.
1903
01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:15,589
My girl just got upgraded to vp,
so, she earned a rest.
1904
01:24:15,676 --> 01:24:16,882
Ain't that right, babe?
1905
01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:18,334
I'm waiting, babe.
1906
01:24:18,428 --> 01:24:21,670
Gotta go, man. And enjoy that.
1907
01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:24,934
Damn.
1908
01:24:25,018 --> 01:24:26,474
I think I just got ate.
1909
01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:29,725
All night I've been watching you
1910
01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:31,851
ao tonight
you're leaving with me
1911
01:24:31,942 --> 01:24:35,025
pve been waiting
my whole life. To give you it all.
1912
01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:36,727
Let's go.
1913
01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:38,274
H's on now
1914
01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:41,152
me forever young
1915
01:24:44,246 --> 01:24:45,861
let's go!
1916
01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:47,157
Hey!
1917
01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:50,616
Where are we goin'?
1918
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:55,211
Make this thing fly!
1919
01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:59,167
But we could be together
forever d
1920
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:03,504
but we could be together
1921
01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:09,595
porever and ever
1922
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:13,556
lpwanna live life with you
1923
01:25:14,192 --> 01:25:20,529
porever and ever
1924
01:25:21,241 --> 01:25:23,778
jogether
1925
01:25:23,869 --> 01:25:26,868
forever young
1926
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:27,990
me forever young
1927
01:25:28,081 --> 01:25:29,617
shining bright
under the shining sun
1928
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:32,290
like moonshine
you keep it 99% with me
1929
01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:33,583
j'm feeling all your energy
1930
01:25:33,670 --> 01:25:35,285
plknow you love to vibe with me
1931
01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:37,120
plknow you love to ride with me
1932
01:25:37,215 --> 01:25:38,796
jour favorite thing tosayis d
1933
01:25:38,884 --> 01:25:40,590
jboy, I love when
you're inside of me"
1934
01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:42,258
nour love is like a high to me »
1935
01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:48,182
plove to go out of my way
to make sure you stay happy
1936
01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:49,974
me forever young
1937
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,802
jfhe music's loud
and I'm feeling wild
1938
01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:53,478
lome dance along
with the golden child
1939
01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,645
I don't know much "bout you
let me check your file d>
1940
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:57,307
jiwo technical but you beautiful
1941
01:25:57,402 --> 01:25:59,063
jou grew up
six brothers in a cubicle
1942
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,234
jind they all bustin' for ya
if I make the wrong move
1943
01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:02,942
ji I break your heart
then I'm a dumb dude
1944
01:26:03,033 --> 01:26:04,944
jou get what you give
and I'm the one who loses
1945
01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:09,119
but we could be together
forever d
1946
01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:12,448
me could be together
1947
01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:16,160
lpwanna live life with you
1948
01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:20,210
porever and ever
1949
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:26,341
jporever together
1950
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:30,386
forever young
1951
01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:13,304
Pley! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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