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♪ Why does the sun
Go on shining? ♪
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♪ Why does the sea
Rush to shore? ♪
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♪ Don't they know It's
the end of the world? ♪
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♪ 'Cause you don't
Love me anymore ♪
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♪ I wake up in the morning ♪
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♪ And I wonder ♪
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♪ Why everything was
the same As it was ♪
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♪ I can't understand How life
goes on The way it does ♪
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♪ Why does my heart
Go on beating? ♪
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♪ Why do these
Eyes of mine cry? ♪
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♪ Don't they know It's
the end of the world? ♪
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♪ If only when you said ♪
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♪ Goodbye ♪
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Are we sure we're
sober enough to lead the way?
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Oh, I don't know, I think so.
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A pile of dead corpses in a
giant crater is fairly sobering.
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That said...
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I do think there's something
very familiar about Immortus.
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But I just can't place it.
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Well, that's because
it's not Immortus,
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it's Isabel fucking Feathers!
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Shit. Is it
Immortus or isn't it?
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The fuck do you care?
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Immortus!
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Immortus!
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- Immortus!
- Will you shut up?
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Nobody thinks it's funny.
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It's your fault why we're
in this fucking mess.
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Come on, it's not
all my fault, right?
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It's a little bit
Larry's fault too.
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Dorothy?
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Where'd you come from?
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And who's the chick
in the jumpsuit?
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Cliff, not now, Please.
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Casey.
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You okay?
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My father is... dead.
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Some part of me always knew
his story would end like this.
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But that other man, Wally Sage?
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He was my creator. And...
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the only one who could
explain why I'm here.
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To lose them both...
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I don't know why
you're here, Casey.
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But I'm glad you are.
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We'll figure this out
together. I promise.
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Hey, should I be
worried about this?
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Honestly? I don't know.
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Can't really say I
saw this one coming.
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Yeah, I gotta get
the hell out of here.
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Are you calling an Uber?
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Bro, we just blew up a pocket
dimension in the middle of Ohio.
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I gotta go check on
my wife and kids.
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Come on, man.
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A'ight, you go be a dad.
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I'll handle this.
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You really do love
it, don't you?
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- How's that?
- You know.
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This.
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Man, you looked like
your old self back there.
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Those freaky ass Scissormen couldn't
wipe the grin off your face.
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Hey, by this you're talking
about me being Cyborg...
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No, no. Nah. You were
right about that.
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You can't just go
back to being Cyborg.
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At least...
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not the old Cyborg.
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That's my ride.
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- Get home safe.
- All right.
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I'll talk to you.
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Come on.
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So, what's the verdict?
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Should one of us go check on her,
ask if she's doing all right?
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Ask if she's doing all right?
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She just exploded and
killed half a dozen people!
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She needs to be destroyed.
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Wow, that is big talk
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for someone who couldn't even
handle killing a fake Wally Sage.
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Maybe there's somewhere between,
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you know, hospitality
and homicide?
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- Homicide?
- Yeah.
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I don't want to murder
some random girl!
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Or get murdered
by some random girl.
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What if we're
following the wrong girl?
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Are we sure that's Immortus?
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Immortus?
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Immortus?
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Immortus?
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Oh, for
fuck's sake. Isabel?
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Isabel Feathers?
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Yeah?
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Prepare yourself,
Isabel Feathers.
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Did ya'll just say
"Isabel Feathers"?
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You found Isabel
Feathers!
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After several months,
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the body of Isabel Feathers has
been found, and that body is alive.
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So, Isabel, we're dying to know.
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Where have you
been all this time?
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Where have I been?
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I guess you could say I was
lost in the fabric of reality.
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Somewhere outside
of space and time.
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Outside of
space and time. I see.
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And what was that like for you?
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There are no words... to
accurately describe my experience.
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I witnessed the rise and
fall of civilizations.
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I stared into the heat
death of the universe
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and heard the answer
to the final question.
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My body was everywhere
and nowhere all at once,
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and my screams echoed back
to me through the eons
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like a chorus of
haunted memories.
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The only escape was death, and death was
revealed to be nothing but an illusion.
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This is what we do now
that we're old and decrepit?
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Watch supervillains
on television?
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This girl looks like she's
definitely about to explode again.
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We should've taken her
out when we had the chance.
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Uh...
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I'm sorry, I don't know
why I said that. I...
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So, Isabel, we're dying to know,
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where have you
been all this time?
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Okay, what the fuck was that?
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Oh my gosh, Jonathan.
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I honestly can't explain the wheres
and hows of what happened to me.
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It was just, like,
so deep, you know?
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What I can say
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is I really used that
time to work on myself.
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My brand. You know?
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I stopped asking "Where
is Isabel Feathers?"
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and started asking, "Who
is Isabel Feathers?"
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This is what we do now
that we're old and decrepit?
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Watch supervillains
on television?
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Maybe that explosion
was a one-time deal. I mean,
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this theater geek doesn't seem
like the vengeful time-god type.
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Uh-huh, did no
one else see that?
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I saw enough. Isabel, Immortus, is
a threat that needs to be removed.
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Oh please. We all know what
Immortus is capable of.
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Also, she's not just Immortus.
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She's my former archenemy...
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Thespian archenemy.
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Isabel Feathers is
no thespian, Jane.
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She's a two-faced,
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mm, dinner-theater caliber pretty-faced
witch who might just be a world killer.
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- We need to destroy her.
- Rita's right.
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You know, I got a strange sense of deja
vu when I was watching that interview.
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One minute, like, she was kinda
dangerous and kind of weird
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and then the next minute, she was
just this normal ordinary girl.
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Maybe she's dangerous
and normal, like us.
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We should leave her alone.
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Please, please,
please, please...
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No, no, no, no. No,
no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck!
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Cliff?
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Oh, my God. What do we do? What
do we do?
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What?
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Um, I was just checking to see if
anybody wanted to have ice cream.
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- Why would anyone want ice cream right now?
- Nobody wants ice cream.
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- I feel like a soft serve or...
- Get a hold of yourself, man.
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All right, fuck off. You guys
can't keep giving me shit for this.
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I didn't lose our longevity. We
all lost our longevity together.
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- Don't even fucking start with me.
- This is 100% your fault.
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- This is not a good look.
- I agree.
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This is why we need to act.
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We need to figure out exactly what
is going on with Isabel, Immortus.
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It's our best chance at
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getting out of this mess that
Cliff has gotten us into.
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You're kidding me?
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So, Isabel, are you excited
about the big rescue celebration
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going on this afternoon?
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And do you expect that some
of the heroes that saved you
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will make an appearance
in the parade?
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Uh, I'm sure they'll be there.
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They're just as
happy I'm back as...
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everyone else is, right?
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Well, why in the World
of Wut would they not be, right?
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That's it! Hm?
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That's the cover we need to go into town
and figure out what's really going on here.
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We've practically been invited.
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I'm right here! Stop shouting!
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Sorry. I thought
I heard something.
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You okay?
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I don't know, Dr. Stone. You try
aging 15 years in an afternoon.
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I'm with Jane. We're
literally getting too old for this.
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Face it, Rita.
It's over. We lost.
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Immortus was just a bunch
of comic book bullshit.
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It doesn't really matter to me
whether Isabel is an ordinary girl
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or an ordinary
despotic time monster.
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I have to figure out what to do
with the little time I have left.
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Perhaps you're right.
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We are all getting older.
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Even though I am the one who
has aged more than anyone else,
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and I am still ready
to kick some ass.
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Uh, right, let's get to work.
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Okay, so this...
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is my father's spaceship.
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Whoa, holy smokes,
kid, a spaceship?
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It looks, uh, super aerodynamic.
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So, uh, what kind of engine
you workin' with here, huh?
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Dutonium fire-water?
Combustible neutron droplets?
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00:12:40,887 --> 00:12:42,088
Purple Crystals?
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It runs on apples.
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You feed them to a mountain
goat over the dashboard.
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Huh.
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How are you feeling, Casey?
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Okie-dokie.
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I don't know-kie.
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Out of all the real life
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feelings I've experienced for
the first time, this is...
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really the worst, you know.
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No one likes to feel that pain.
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Sometimes it stays
with you forever.
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But grief is like a gift.
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Just like smell and taste.
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All of these things let
you know that you're alive.
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That you're real.
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I just wish
I could turn the page.
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But that's why I
brought you here.
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I want you to
have my father's ship.
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You can go anywhere you want to.
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I don't know. I've never been driven
by goat-apple power before, so...
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I think I need a new mission.
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A mission?
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Here on Earth?
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Well, I guess I have a
mission of my own right now.
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These people here,
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they're family to me. They're
the only family I have left,
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and they're dying.
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I have to help them.
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00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:39,071
Well, it sounds
pretty important.
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Maybe this time I'll
be your sidekick.
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That is if you'll
have me aboard.
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00:14:49,116 --> 00:14:50,617
I'm sorry, pal.
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Things didn't go
the way we hoped.
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I swear, I'll give you all I
can until my very last breath.
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Quite depressing, mate.
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Slightly less depressing than the robot
in your garage, but only slightly.
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Rama? Is that you?
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I... I thought
you disappeared.
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Not so much disappeared.
More of, uh, disassembled.
236
00:15:20,047 --> 00:15:23,315
I think your little glowing
friend got a little carried away
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and, well, obliterated me.
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Did you? Oh, I'm
sorry. I had no idea.
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Think nothing of it. It's
just, I need your help.
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Uh, okay, all right. If I
were a defrosted Zombie Butt,
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where the hell would I be?
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I would be... No.
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What's the worst thing
that could happen?
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Buttpocalypse 2?
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Or... maybe Immortus
destroys the world
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00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:11,430
before the Zombie Butts destroy the
world and it'll be my little secret.
247
00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:19,371
Shut up!
248
00:16:19,372 --> 00:16:22,041
Fucking Parkinson's!
249
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:25,311
Fucking aging!
Fuck you!
250
00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:26,578
- Fuck!
- Cliff?
251
00:16:26,579 --> 00:16:28,880
Huh? Oh! Hey, kid!
252
00:16:28,881 --> 00:16:30,916
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
253
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:36,522
Totally not reckoning with my mortality
in multiple very-real scenarios.
254
00:16:36,523 --> 00:16:41,089
- Follow me.
- I'm actually a little busy but...
255
00:16:42,528 --> 00:16:44,297
Okay, we're fine.
Where are we going?
256
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:51,837
Jane? Jane, where
are you? Jane, where have you gone?
257
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:54,806
Where the hell am I? Why can't I
find my way back to my station?
258
00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:57,476
- Where did you go, Jane?
- I can't find you!
259
00:16:57,477 --> 00:17:00,979
- Is she coming back?
- I'm lost.
260
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:04,383
I'm lost in my own fucking
head! Somebody help me?
261
00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:06,285
Somebody help me, please!
262
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,787
I can help you.
263
00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:16,562
Why the fuck were
you in my head?
264
00:17:16,563 --> 00:17:19,299
- I'm not sure what you mean by that.
- Whatever.
265
00:17:20,132 --> 00:17:21,967
I'm out of here.
266
00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:25,338
Tell the rest of the Power
Rangers no karate in the house.
267
00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:31,443
- What's the plan, Rita?
- As I've been saying all along,
268
00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:34,141
find Immortus, and do
whatever needs to be done.
269
00:17:34,142 --> 00:17:38,317
If Isabel puts one little pedicured
toe out of line, she's as good as dead.
270
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,419
Since when did you
become dark and vengeful?
271
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:43,789
Hm, apparently it's been a
thing for quite some time now.
272
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:45,924
I'm sick of good
guys and bad guys.
273
00:17:45,925 --> 00:17:48,960
The Agents of Immortus were good
guys, and look where it got them.
274
00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:52,999
We will never get our longevity
back if we ask nicely.
275
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,401
Get your longevity?
276
00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:57,436
Wait, that's what this
whole thing is really about?
277
00:17:57,437 --> 00:17:59,205
- Oh, thanks.
- There she is.
278
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:01,807
Thank you so much for being
here, it's truly an honor.
279
00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:04,976
You saw my show? Oh,
I would love to sign that.
280
00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:10,082
Hi, there, I'm Claire. Claire
Delaire. The Cloverton Mayor.
281
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:14,686
Would you happen to be the Dune
Patrol? Did I say that right?
282
00:18:14,687 --> 00:18:20,426
It's actually the Doom Patrol.
And, yes, I suppose we are.
283
00:18:20,427 --> 00:18:22,161
As I live and breathe.
284
00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:24,396
Everyone, gather round!
285
00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:25,865
Come, come, come.
286
00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:28,234
Wait, what's wrong?
I was, I was...
287
00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:30,802
I was halfway through the
opening of my autobiography...
288
00:18:30,803 --> 00:18:33,072
"Feathers
in the Wind"!
289
00:18:43,549 --> 00:18:46,185
Oh, of course. And who
should I make it out to?
290
00:18:46,186 --> 00:18:50,256
Would you happen to be the Dune
Patrol? Did I say that right?
291
00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:56,162
- Uh, it's actually...
- Everyone! It's the Doom Patrol!
292
00:18:58,465 --> 00:19:03,069
My heroes! I am so
glad you're here!
293
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:06,905
This is the greatest Rescue
Celebration Day we've ever had.
294
00:19:06,906 --> 00:19:08,775
Yeah.
295
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:16,448
Let's not despair. There's
surely some solution. There always is.
296
00:19:16,449 --> 00:19:18,751
I don't know
if there is a solution.
297
00:19:21,086 --> 00:19:23,722
I made a mess of everything
while you were gone.
298
00:19:23,723 --> 00:19:27,359
- How's that?
- It doesn't matter how it happened.
299
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,162
Immortus was a lie.
300
00:19:30,163 --> 00:19:34,233
Everything you told me, everything
you believed, all of it was a lie.
301
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:38,304
Now, my longevity is gone and
I'm rapidly aging to my death.
302
00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:41,673
You know as well as I do the dangers
of aging to a radioactive being.
303
00:19:41,674 --> 00:19:46,513
If I destabilize as my body breaks down,
I'll become a geriatric dirty bomb!
304
00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:49,548
Keeg, what the
hell are you doing?
305
00:19:49,549 --> 00:19:51,717
We're not alone in here,
that radiation is deadly.
306
00:19:51,718 --> 00:19:54,120
Wait! Keeg's
onto something.
307
00:19:54,121 --> 00:19:57,156
I'm in this mess because my
electrons have been dispersed.
308
00:19:57,157 --> 00:19:59,158
A healthy dose of
radiation might allow me
309
00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:02,561
to siphon the particles I
need to rehabilitate myself!
310
00:20:02,562 --> 00:20:05,465
- Are you feeling this?
- Yes!
311
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,040
Et voila!
312
00:20:15,508 --> 00:20:17,109
Come
on! Stay with me!
313
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:18,977
Don't let go!
314
00:20:18,978 --> 00:20:23,049
- Don't let go!
- I've got you. We've got you!
315
00:20:36,929 --> 00:20:39,399
Great work. Thank you.
316
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,568
No problem.
317
00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:52,378
Hey, have you see anything
weird around here lately?
318
00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,413
Like, weirder than normal?
319
00:20:54,414 --> 00:20:57,816
Like, small? And
possibly dangerous?
320
00:20:57,817 --> 00:21:01,487
- No.
- Cool. Cool, me neither.
321
00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:03,022
So, what's the deal, kid?
322
00:21:03,023 --> 00:21:05,024
So, I was thinking about
323
00:21:05,025 --> 00:21:07,226
how you've been having
trouble getting around.
324
00:21:07,227 --> 00:21:11,498
And now that you're
getting older, I thought...
325
00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:16,335
- You thought?
- Papa's old chair!
326
00:21:16,336 --> 00:21:18,604
- I want you to have it.
- Why?
327
00:21:18,605 --> 00:21:21,473
- Why? To use it.
- Fuck, no.
328
00:21:21,474 --> 00:21:24,543
Sorry. I meant, fuck, no!
329
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,945
I would literally rather die.
330
00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:29,948
What do you mean? This chair will
make your life so much better.
331
00:21:29,949 --> 00:21:32,051
You think that'll
make my life better?
332
00:21:32,052 --> 00:21:35,454
Did you get the impression that
Niles was thrilled with his life?
333
00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:37,623
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to upset you.
334
00:21:37,624 --> 00:21:42,861
I see what you're trying to do. Everyone
hated Niles, and now everyone hates me.
335
00:21:42,862 --> 00:21:45,964
So, what, I'm supposed
to be the new Niles?
336
00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:48,700
Wheel around and fuck
up everyone's lives?
337
00:21:48,701 --> 00:21:52,771
- No, fucking thank you.
- I know you and Papa didn't get along...
338
00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:56,308
I hated him in life and I
still hate him in death.
339
00:21:56,309 --> 00:22:01,547
Even when his ghost asked for my help,
I told him to haunt the fuck right off.
340
00:22:03,716 --> 00:22:07,154
You... you spoke
to Papa's ghost?
341
00:22:08,354 --> 00:22:12,224
Er... Uh, yeah, er...
342
00:22:12,225 --> 00:22:14,994
I didn't tell you because...
343
00:22:14,995 --> 00:22:18,897
Well, maybe you haven't noticed,
kid, but I'm an asshole!
344
00:22:18,898 --> 00:22:22,902
So, stop trying to pity me
and leave me the fuck alone.
345
00:22:32,845 --> 00:22:35,047
What the fuck are
you doing in my room?
346
00:22:35,048 --> 00:22:37,516
Oh! Is this your room?
347
00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:41,120
That... that is
so, uh, unexpected.
348
00:22:41,121 --> 00:22:44,491
I was just...
uh... I was just...
349
00:22:45,552 --> 00:22:49,128
I'm sorry, I was
just trying to help.
350
00:22:49,129 --> 00:22:52,598
And I think I got a
little carried away.
351
00:22:52,599 --> 00:22:55,534
- I love your paintings, by the way.
- Who are you again?
352
00:22:55,535 --> 00:22:56,969
I'm Space Case.
353
00:22:58,437 --> 00:23:00,872
But my secret identity
is Casey Brinke.
354
00:23:00,873 --> 00:23:03,575
I guess it's not really a secret.
355
00:23:03,576 --> 00:23:05,745
I don't give a shit.
356
00:23:07,246 --> 00:23:10,949
You seemed like you could
use a hand earlier, so...
357
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:14,187
I took the liberty of
organizing this amazing puzzle.
358
00:23:17,424 --> 00:23:20,692
Who gives a shit about a
fucking puzzle?
359
00:23:20,693 --> 00:23:22,995
Listen, I used to be
a fictional character
360
00:23:22,996 --> 00:23:25,492
so I'm not always right
about these things.
361
00:23:25,493 --> 00:23:27,066
But I got the sense
362
00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,935
that this puzzle had some
sort of emotional significance
363
00:23:29,936 --> 00:23:31,937
- So I figured...
- Are you still talking?
364
00:23:31,938 --> 00:23:36,975
You can't just come into my
room and expect to fix my life.
365
00:23:36,976 --> 00:23:40,013
My life is fucked up
beyond your understanding.
366
00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:47,515
You're hurting.
367
00:23:48,588 --> 00:23:50,090
I can tell.
368
00:23:51,257 --> 00:23:53,059
But, uh...
369
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:58,231
these feelings, they let you
know that you're... alive.
370
00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,528
That you're real.
371
00:24:06,204 --> 00:24:09,641
I don't know where you heard
that fortune cookie garbage,
372
00:24:09,642 --> 00:24:11,977
but they need to get
their facts straight.
373
00:24:11,978 --> 00:24:15,581
I'm not real. I'm
just a construct.
374
00:24:15,582 --> 00:24:18,850
I'm not real, this puzzle
isn't real, and guess what?
375
00:24:18,851 --> 00:24:20,887
You are not real either.
376
00:24:22,555 --> 00:24:24,724
You said it yourself,
you're fictional.
377
00:24:25,758 --> 00:24:27,659
You're not real.
378
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:29,695
You're not a superhero.
379
00:24:29,696 --> 00:24:34,067
You're just a nosey girl who organizes
other people's shit into random piles.
380
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:43,743
I guess I still have a lot to figure out.
381
00:24:46,913 --> 00:24:48,615
I'll leave you alone.
382
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,257
They aren't random
piles, by the way.
383
00:24:58,258 --> 00:25:00,260
They're organized by color.
384
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,144
We're back again with the woman
of the hour, Isabel Feathers.
385
00:25:19,679 --> 00:25:23,282
And joining her, is the woman
behind the woman of the hour,
386
00:25:23,283 --> 00:25:24,816
Gertrude Cramp.
387
00:25:24,817 --> 00:25:27,119
Girl power. Am I right, ladies?
388
00:25:29,722 --> 00:25:32,924
Now, Miss Cramp, I'm told
that you were actually
389
00:25:32,925 --> 00:25:35,227
the understudy of
Isabel Feathers
390
00:25:35,228 --> 00:25:37,624
in a critically acclaimed
production of Our Town.
391
00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:42,201
Well, that's not even the juiciest
part of the story, Jonathan.
392
00:25:42,202 --> 00:25:45,071
World of Wut would
you say if I told you
393
00:25:45,072 --> 00:25:49,708
that Isabel was playing a
role in Our Town based on me?
394
00:25:49,709 --> 00:25:53,579
It truly was an incredible performance
by me.
395
00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:58,750
It takes a lot of talent to
portray such a tragic character.
396
00:25:58,751 --> 00:26:01,253
I'm sure you remember
the day she blobbed out
397
00:26:01,254 --> 00:26:03,855
and nearly destroyed
the entire town.
398
00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:06,758
I think, it's
important to remember
399
00:26:06,759 --> 00:26:13,065
that, at the time, I was trying
very hard not to destroy the town.
400
00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,966
I mean sure.
401
00:26:14,967 --> 00:26:17,869
That's what made playing your
character so complicated.
402
00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:19,838
But easy for me.
403
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:23,670
And I assume, you have a background
in acting as well, Miss Cramp?
404
00:26:23,671 --> 00:26:26,345
I dabble. Many have said...
405
00:26:26,346 --> 00:26:30,949
I know it sounds crazy, but I'm
telling you, something is wrong.
406
00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:33,886
Gertrude,
you are simply amazing!
407
00:26:35,121 --> 00:26:37,256
Consider
this a warning!
408
00:26:37,257 --> 00:26:41,093
Tell your friend to back
the fuck out of my moment,
409
00:26:41,094 --> 00:26:43,129
or there will be
nothing left of her
410
00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:48,135
but a pile of acrylic nails
and the smell of vodka.
411
00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:58,705
Well, that's not even the juiciest
part of the story, Jonathan.
412
00:26:58,706 --> 00:27:00,880
Okay, tell me you
felt something there.
413
00:27:01,814 --> 00:27:02,982
Yeah?
414
00:27:02,983 --> 00:27:05,184
Aside from the
overwhelming boredom?
415
00:27:05,185 --> 00:27:09,221
No. She does not fit the
supervillain profile.
416
00:27:09,222 --> 00:27:11,957
Now, let's meet
the rest of your team.
417
00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:15,394
Laura De Mille, Victor Stone.
418
00:27:15,395 --> 00:27:17,329
Welcome to World of Wut.
419
00:27:17,330 --> 00:27:21,500
So, Victor, you are
not Cyborg anymore,
420
00:27:21,501 --> 00:27:22,969
what's that like?
421
00:27:23,870 --> 00:27:25,272
Uh...
422
00:27:32,612 --> 00:27:33,913
Fuck.
423
00:27:39,084 --> 00:27:41,653
Just so you know, I'd be
having trouble with these steps
424
00:27:41,654 --> 00:27:44,256
whether I was in a chair or not.
425
00:27:45,258 --> 00:27:47,827
Cliff, I'm sorry
if I've upset you.
426
00:27:49,228 --> 00:27:52,298
But you're going to have
to take care of yourself
427
00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:54,933
if you want to be
there for your family.
428
00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,835
Be there for my family?
429
00:27:56,836 --> 00:28:01,040
How exactly is an invalid robot
supposed to be there for his family?
430
00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:04,476
You have to let people
take care of you.
431
00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:08,114
It's not your condition that's
a burden, it's your obstinance.
432
00:28:08,115 --> 00:28:09,982
Why do you have to
make it so hard?
433
00:28:09,983 --> 00:28:11,778
Because I can take
care of myself.
434
00:28:11,779 --> 00:28:13,720
If you can take care of yourself,
then walk up the damn steps.
435
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,488
I don't want to. Maybe I
like it here at the bottom.
436
00:28:16,489 --> 00:28:18,557
Okay, then walk with
me to the elevator.
437
00:28:18,558 --> 00:28:20,692
- No.
- Why won't you let me help you?
438
00:28:20,693 --> 00:28:22,495
Because
I don't deserve it!
439
00:28:25,131 --> 00:28:27,133
Trust me, kid, I
don't deserve love.
440
00:28:27,134 --> 00:28:29,001
I don't even deserve pity.
441
00:28:29,002 --> 00:28:31,038
I've been trying so hard to leave
something behind that's worth a damn,
442
00:28:31,038 --> 00:28:33,205
but I just keep
fucking things up more.
443
00:28:33,206 --> 00:28:36,243
It'll be better for everyone
when I'm dead and gone.
444
00:28:39,378 --> 00:28:42,948
Don't
say that, Cliff.
445
00:28:42,949 --> 00:28:45,085
Don't ever say that.
446
00:28:46,552 --> 00:28:49,488
Your death won't hurt you
447
00:28:49,489 --> 00:28:54,821
nearly as much as it will hurt the
people who have to live with it.
448
00:28:54,822 --> 00:28:59,098
Do you have any idea of all the
things I wish I could have said?
449
00:28:59,099 --> 00:29:01,800
All the moments I wish
we could have shared?
450
00:29:01,801 --> 00:29:05,137
And now that you're closer than
you've ever been to the end,
451
00:29:05,138 --> 00:29:07,174
you just want to waste time?
452
00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:13,012
People love you, Cliff.
453
00:29:13,013 --> 00:29:16,415
And people want to help you.
454
00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:18,151
Don't let them down.
455
00:29:21,153 --> 00:29:25,125
When the others get back from the parade
we will then talk about what's best.
456
00:29:26,592 --> 00:29:29,928
The parade? That's
right! The parade!
457
00:29:29,929 --> 00:29:32,498
The parade for heroes.
Heroes like us.
458
00:29:32,499 --> 00:29:35,301
You're right! There
are people who love me.
459
00:29:35,302 --> 00:29:37,469
But I need to remind them why.
460
00:29:37,470 --> 00:29:40,907
Save the fucking chair.
I've got a parade to attend.
461
00:29:49,882 --> 00:29:54,087
Is this, uh, your usual thinking
spot, because I can go somewhere else.
462
00:30:04,997 --> 00:30:08,968
You know, a few days
ago, I didn't exist.
463
00:30:11,704 --> 00:30:16,076
Yesterday everything I
cared about ceased to exist.
464
00:30:18,377 --> 00:30:22,248
I should just be...
grateful for the...
465
00:30:22,249 --> 00:30:25,851
heat of the sun
and wind in my ears
466
00:30:25,852 --> 00:30:30,789
and that weird smell of my
sock when I take off my boot.
467
00:30:32,159 --> 00:30:34,922
But... I'm not.
468
00:30:37,496 --> 00:30:39,232
I just feel empty.
469
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:42,469
Empty's a good word for it.
470
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:48,174
I thought
I needed a mission.
471
00:30:48,175 --> 00:30:50,376
Something to give me purpose.
472
00:30:50,377 --> 00:30:54,380
Purpose? Purpose is overrated.
473
00:30:54,381 --> 00:30:56,915
Maybe it's okay not to know
what your next mission is.
474
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:59,319
Maybe that leads to
a new kind adventure.
475
00:31:07,293 --> 00:31:09,428
I heard about this
dumb parade in town,
476
00:31:09,429 --> 00:31:13,000
if you'd want to go check
that out with me, for a bit.
477
00:31:15,434 --> 00:31:17,103
You know, I was just thinking
478
00:31:17,104 --> 00:31:21,008
that this planet has the perfect
amount of gravity for a parade.
479
00:31:57,109 --> 00:32:01,913
Tell me. Why did you
do it? We had a plan.
480
00:32:01,914 --> 00:32:07,015
We almost escaped Orqwith
together. Why go back to Immortus?
481
00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:13,293
You weren't there.
482
00:32:14,828 --> 00:32:16,629
You can't understand.
483
00:32:18,097 --> 00:32:19,632
I had to make a choice.
484
00:32:20,866 --> 00:32:23,069
I did what I felt I had to do.
485
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:25,137
I don't... I don't get it.
486
00:32:25,138 --> 00:32:29,037
You never struck me as the impulsive
type. I mean that sounds more like...
487
00:32:32,111 --> 00:32:33,712
Ah!
488
00:32:33,713 --> 00:32:35,614
What?
489
00:32:35,615 --> 00:32:37,749
I think I understand now.
490
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:39,619
No, you couldn't possibly.
491
00:32:41,087 --> 00:32:42,355
Listen.
492
00:32:43,789 --> 00:32:46,592
I don't know what part
of you needs to hear this
493
00:32:46,593 --> 00:32:51,963
but you have to know, there is
no shame believing in miracles.
494
00:32:51,964 --> 00:32:55,567
I spent my life believing in them.
I don't plan on stopping now.
495
00:32:55,568 --> 00:32:58,670
Belief in miracles got
Wally and the others killed.
496
00:32:58,671 --> 00:33:01,607
I can't wait around
for miracles, Rama.
497
00:33:01,608 --> 00:33:03,509
I have to live in
the real world.
498
00:33:03,510 --> 00:33:06,545
You promised we'd
find another way.
499
00:33:06,546 --> 00:33:10,149
Well, you might want to check
the shelf life on that promise.
500
00:33:10,150 --> 00:33:12,485
I need to find a
new home for Keeg.
501
00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:15,954
We're dying, remember?
502
00:33:15,955 --> 00:33:18,991
I can't take care of him,
you can't take care of him.
503
00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:29,468
Had you already penciled me in as
a foster option for the little one?
504
00:33:29,469 --> 00:33:32,539
No, I didn't... I didn't
mean it like that. I just...
505
00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:37,210
I want him to be
safe. That's all.
506
00:33:41,748 --> 00:33:45,017
I'm going to hold you to your
promise a little bit longer.
507
00:33:46,319 --> 00:33:47,719
Larry, get
your bandages on.
508
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,089
We're going to that
stupid fucking parade.
509
00:33:50,090 --> 00:33:52,691
And I need help walking.
510
00:33:52,692 --> 00:33:55,327
Yeah. I'm a little
busy right now, Cliff.
511
00:33:55,328 --> 00:33:58,797
- Sorry about that, he's a...
- Well, I'm sorry.
512
00:33:58,798 --> 00:34:01,600
You only have so much
time on this Earth
513
00:34:01,601 --> 00:34:05,437
and your friends want
you to go to a parade.
514
00:34:05,438 --> 00:34:09,608
- Why wouldn't you go?
- Yeah, I'm not really a parade type of guy.
515
00:34:09,609 --> 00:34:13,679
I'm more of a stay-at-home and
stare-out-the-window type of guy.
516
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,448
Keeg, would you like
to go to a parade?
517
00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:20,620
Well, that settles that.
518
00:34:24,957 --> 00:34:31,363
I will rest on this military-grade
rectangle you call a mattress,
519
00:34:31,364 --> 00:34:32,899
re-gather my strength.
520
00:34:33,995 --> 00:34:37,537
And you... go to a parade.
521
00:34:46,813 --> 00:34:48,175
Hm.
522
00:34:48,176 --> 00:34:49,749
Thank you.
523
00:35:08,535 --> 00:35:10,737
- Everything all right?
- Never better.
524
00:35:13,806 --> 00:35:15,674
So, uh, what do we
think of Isabel?
525
00:35:15,675 --> 00:35:18,110
Oh, I'll figure that out later.
526
00:35:18,111 --> 00:35:20,946
For now, let's just
enjoy the moment.
527
00:35:20,947 --> 00:35:26,085
Wow. That's quite a U-Turn. What
happened to dark and vengeful?
528
00:35:26,086 --> 00:35:30,122
You never told me being a superhero
was so much fun.
529
00:35:30,123 --> 00:35:32,091
Not just for the fame,
530
00:35:32,092 --> 00:35:36,328
but for the feeling of doing
something good in the world
531
00:35:36,329 --> 00:35:38,164
and being recognized for it.
532
00:35:38,165 --> 00:35:39,665
Mm.
533
00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:43,169
But also, the fame.
534
00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:49,236
It's nice to finally be recognized
and experience the fame.
535
00:35:49,237 --> 00:35:51,977
You're not wrong.
536
00:35:51,978 --> 00:35:54,913
Man, I'd be lying if
I said I didn't miss it a bit.
537
00:35:54,914 --> 00:35:56,848
Ah, come off it, Victor.
538
00:35:56,849 --> 00:36:01,287
You and I both know you're destined
for something bigger than this.
539
00:36:01,288 --> 00:36:05,858
You're not going to spend the rest of
your life taking care of ageing heroes.
540
00:36:07,093 --> 00:36:09,028
- You're Cyborg.
- I'm not...
541
00:36:09,029 --> 00:36:13,565
One day, you're going to realize
that our little Doom Patrol
542
00:36:13,566 --> 00:36:17,265
just isn't enough for
you anymore. And then...
543
00:36:25,779 --> 00:36:28,547
Hey! Remember me?
544
00:36:28,548 --> 00:36:30,450
How could I forget?
545
00:36:31,217 --> 00:36:33,319
Right.
546
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:39,125
I just had a few questions, you know, for
my peace of mind just to... clear the air.
547
00:36:39,126 --> 00:36:42,394
- Go on.
- Well, it was...
548
00:36:42,395 --> 00:36:45,998
my fault that you fell
into that time hole.
549
00:36:45,999 --> 00:36:50,469
It's my fault that all of
this happened to you, but...
550
00:36:50,470 --> 00:36:52,571
I just wanted to check
that you're okay.
551
00:36:52,572 --> 00:36:55,508
You know, you were
dealt a bad hand.
552
00:36:56,042 --> 00:36:57,610
As was I.
553
00:36:58,644 --> 00:37:00,813
That doesn't make
us evil, right?
554
00:37:03,014 --> 00:37:06,285
I don't know who
you think you are,
555
00:37:06,286 --> 00:37:08,754
but you don't know
anything about me.
556
00:37:08,755 --> 00:37:13,060
I have everything...
I have ever wanted.
557
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:17,729
I'm not evil, I'm famous.
558
00:37:17,730 --> 00:37:21,001
Unfortunately, I
don't believe you...
559
00:37:22,468 --> 00:37:23,870
Immortus.
560
00:37:27,473 --> 00:37:29,336
What did you just call me?
561
00:37:29,337 --> 00:37:31,411
Oh, I'm sorry. Did
I say "Immortus"?
562
00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:34,781
I meant, Isabel.
563
00:37:35,914 --> 00:37:38,484
You dare
utter my true name?
564
00:37:38,485 --> 00:37:44,090
You dare meddle in my unending
legacy with your mortal clumsiness?
565
00:37:45,758 --> 00:37:49,495
I have seen your pathetic
demise, Laura De Mille,
566
00:37:49,496 --> 00:37:52,164
as I have seen all things.
567
00:37:52,165 --> 00:37:57,104
But I will gladly rewrite your
history so that you die today!
568
00:38:05,911 --> 00:38:10,516
- Hey, remember me?
- Sorry, I'm too busy for selfies right now.
569
00:38:10,517 --> 00:38:14,121
I have to go receive the key
to the city. Wish me luck!
570
00:38:25,531 --> 00:38:27,500
Do we wave?
571
00:38:30,803 --> 00:38:34,473
I had no idea
we had actual fans.
572
00:38:34,474 --> 00:38:38,811
Turns out a very small, very
select group of people care about us.
573
00:38:40,546 --> 00:38:42,714
What the fuck
is that supposed to be?
574
00:38:42,715 --> 00:38:44,350
Blob! Blob!
575
00:38:44,351 --> 00:38:46,152
That's me!
576
00:38:49,321 --> 00:38:52,725
Blob! Blob! Blob! Blob!
577
00:38:54,426 --> 00:38:56,129
Thank you so much.
578
00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:00,566
Isn't it amazing they're here?
579
00:39:00,567 --> 00:39:03,430
Real superheroes, in Cloverton!
580
00:39:03,431 --> 00:39:09,008
Superheroes? You mean
the freaks out there on the donkey?
581
00:39:09,009 --> 00:39:11,910
Hey, since
we're superheroes again,
582
00:39:11,911 --> 00:39:14,080
I might need everyone's help.
583
00:39:14,081 --> 00:39:15,281
I'm dying.
584
00:39:15,282 --> 00:39:18,017
And Mr. 104 is destabilizing.
585
00:39:18,018 --> 00:39:20,186
If we don't figure
out a solution,
586
00:39:20,187 --> 00:39:23,322
we're probably going to
blow up the entire planet.
587
00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:29,628
Well, I'm sure that's something the
Doom Patrol can help with, right, Jane?
588
00:39:29,629 --> 00:39:32,999
I don't know. I
might need help too.
589
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,067
I can't find my way back
into the Underground
590
00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:38,270
and I need to get back there
before I forget forever.
591
00:39:38,271 --> 00:39:40,972
That's... complex. But...
592
00:39:40,973 --> 00:39:44,576
If we're all listing problems,
remember that Zombie Butt?
593
00:39:44,577 --> 00:39:47,113
The one I was supposed to kill?
594
00:39:47,114 --> 00:39:49,182
Uh, I didn't kill it.
595
00:39:50,049 --> 00:39:51,383
Yet.
596
00:39:51,384 --> 00:39:52,952
But I did lose it.
597
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,554
What the hell?
598
00:39:55,555 --> 00:39:56,523
Whoa, whoa.
599
00:39:56,523 --> 00:39:57,657
Idiot!
600
00:39:59,925 --> 00:40:02,894
I don't understand. This
is a Rescue Celebration.
601
00:40:02,895 --> 00:40:06,632
I was the one who got rescued. This
parade is supposed to be all about me.
602
00:40:06,633 --> 00:40:08,567
Of course it's about you.
603
00:40:08,568 --> 00:40:11,370
You were missing and
now you're found.
604
00:40:11,371 --> 00:40:13,805
But the Doom Patrol...
605
00:40:13,806 --> 00:40:16,175
Ah, the Doom Patrol,
they found you.
606
00:40:16,176 --> 00:40:17,743
I mean, they're heroes.
607
00:40:17,744 --> 00:40:20,312
And you are the reason
why they are heroes.
608
00:40:20,313 --> 00:40:25,417
Which is why you were chosen to
present them with the key to the city.
609
00:40:25,418 --> 00:40:29,355
I'm sorry, did you just
say...
610
00:40:29,356 --> 00:40:31,890
I thought you were giving
me the key to the city.
611
00:40:31,891 --> 00:40:34,560
Sure. We're giving you
the key to the city
612
00:40:34,561 --> 00:40:37,525
so you can give them
the key to the city.
613
00:40:39,766 --> 00:40:41,133
Does that make sense?
614
00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:42,802
Excuse me. Rita!
615
00:40:44,037 --> 00:40:47,006
Rita! Rita! Rita!
616
00:40:47,007 --> 00:40:47,973
Rouge! Hi!
617
00:40:47,974 --> 00:40:49,641
We've got to get out of here!
618
00:40:49,642 --> 00:40:52,444
- What?
- There's something wrong with Isabel,
619
00:40:52,445 --> 00:40:53,845
we have to stop her.
620
00:40:53,846 --> 00:40:56,082
After you hand them
the key to the city,
621
00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:57,984
I'll make the big
announcement...
622
00:40:57,985 --> 00:41:00,286
we're making
today into a town holiday.
623
00:41:00,287 --> 00:41:04,690
From here on out, June 5th will
be known as Doom Patrol Day.
624
00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:10,697
Doom Patrol Day?
625
00:41:13,032 --> 00:41:15,067
Doom Patrol Day?
626
00:41:16,069 --> 00:41:17,936
Doom Patrol Day?
627
00:41:17,937 --> 00:41:21,940
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