Original subtitles

Here's the thing.

I got it, Don.

What if we use black magic?

Cricket, Boss.

Indro.

Do you have any sand?

Whose bag are you carrying?

It's Kasino's, sir.

He bought it last week at Kampret Market.

I assign the three of you to investigate this...

and, if possible, capture the thieves.

Sir, wait.

Please, cooperate with us.

Look! There was no male figure in the previous version.

We don't know she was a widow or not.

We hereby sentence CHIPS, as the defendant, to face the punishment

and to pay eight billion rupiahs for the damages.

Find the money and pay them!

One week, and if you drag me into this,

I will shut down the organization.

We are looking for Mr. Slamet.

Let me get him.

Mr. Slamet! There are people here looking for you.

I forgot.

I am Mr. Slamet.

That's the hint for the inheritance my grandfather left me.

I haven't had the time to look for it.

The hint says, "Same model, but different".

Upin, Ipin.

Then it's in Malaysia.

- Malaysia? - Right, right, right.

Oh, man. You motor-face.

You got the wrong bag. Your bag was taken by the woman in red.

There she is. She's taking a cab.

- Hey! - She got away.

- Oh, no! - Hurry, sir!

- Oh, no. - I give up.

Now what? Everyone's wearing red down to their undies.

At this rate, we'll never find her.

Belt, belt...

Belt! I'm sweating!

Belt!

Sir, how much is this?

Belt, belt.

We can give a discount.

Sir, how much is it?

You needn't shout. I can still hear you.

I'm not deaf. Which item would you like to buy?

- This. How much is it? - This one?

This one's expensive. It's 100 ringgit.

Expensive. This one's cheap.

It's 20 ringgit. It's a steal.

Man, he is underestimating me.

- It's 50 ringgit. - No, thanks. Where's the bathroom?

That's the nearest.

- Wait. It's there. - There? All right.

No, it's the other way.

No, that one is the nearest.

- You're wrong. - It's the other way.

- Hey. - Wait. Which one is right?

- That way. - Over there.

What's with you? The closest one is there.

- That one's closer. - I just went there. It's closer.

- No, it's the other way. - No, it's that way!

SOUVENIR WHOLESALER

Where did she go?

Why does she need to disappear?

What shop it is? It's very festive.

These shoes' brands are up and down?

It's not an escalator. How strange.

He underestimates me. He knows nothing.

- How much is it? - I can't even purchase this.

It's 200 ringgit, more expensive.

I'll recommend this one. It's cheap.

This looks cheap, right? Just like you. You also look cheap today.

- Okay? This one. - You know nothing!

- I want this one. - Don't pull it!

- How much is it? - It's expensive. You can't afford it.

- It's pricey. - You think I can't pay for it?

- This one! I'll pay! - Don't pull!

I have my money! I can afford this!

Shoot!

Yeah, I can't afford it. Bye.

Don't run! Who's going to pay?

Fight!

Here's the bag that Syahroni always use.

No wonder she keeps going back and forth.

It must be painful.

And look at this T-shirt. It's so weird.

Why the brand is "It's Time to Lie"?

Maybe they belong to political parties?

What an amazing shop.

Amazingly weird.

- What the hell? - Can I help you, sir?

There's even a clone of me.

My clones are everywhere.

And another one.

- I may not be the real me. - Are you crazy?

I'll leave. Excuse me.

It's difficult to find her. They wear all red.

You scared me.

- So? - Nothing! Nehimoa petakyaho!

- What do you mean? - I don't know.

I got it from the previous movie.

- Okay. Shall we find a hotel? - All right.

We'll look for it tomorrow.

So what do we do next?

Let's look at the bag. Maybe there's information in it.

You're quite smart.

Hey!

There are so many undies here.

Perhaps an underwear model owns this bag.

Then let's head out to the beach and find her.

What are the chances for us to find her there?

Like looking for a needle in a haystack.

- You're pretty smart today. - Hey.

Pay attention, right here.

Here, you'll find stamps of The Malaysian National Library.

- Shall we go there? - You're rather smart today.

Forget it. Let me shower first.

You shower, Indro?

Why are they like that?

Oh, no! I'm turning blind!

MALAYSIAN NATIONAL LIBRARY

- Is this the right place, Indro? - Yeah.

EXIT

I need to go to the toilet.

- Let me go with you. - No, it's fine. Thank you.

- I'll go wherever you go. - It's okay. I need to...

What?

Take a dump. Excuse me.

You should walk her, Don.

You stick with her all the time like a mole.

It's called "ngising" in Thailand.

Excuse me, Miss.

- Yes? - Oh, goodness.

Can I help you?

We need to ask you a question. Does this book belong here?

Hold on.

Let me check who borrowed it.

Did she swallow a stereo? Her voice is distorted.

You're wrong. She swallowed amplifiers.

They call it speakers nowadays.

- It has changed, hasn't it? - No, it's not.

This book...

...is fined!

It's been taken out for a long time and never returned.

You must pay the fine today.

Next time, please return the book you borrow.

But, it wasn't us who borrowed it.

Sorry.

Please, have some respect.

This is a library.

Keep your voice down.

Okay. We just wanted to say...

that we didn't borrow the book.

- It's none of my business. - You tell her!

You brought it back here.

So you must pay the fine.

Fine. The fine.

F-I-N-E. Fine.

I'm going to kick her ass.

We didn't borrow this book.

Why did you tell me to shut up?

- We're not the borrowers. - Yes!

I don't care.

Now if you don't pay the fines,

I'll scream for the police.

Police! Police, help!

- Like a pig. - Why no one protests

- when she raises her voice? - Stop, stop.

Lower your voice.

Let me do the talk, okay, dear?

I'll pay for the fines.

But then you need to tell me who borrowed the book.

- Okay? - Don, this one's very curvy.

My love.

- She's feeling it. - Will you really pay for the fines?

Do I strike you as a liar?

Careful, she may crushes you into pieces.

She's playing with his face...

- Soft. - Fragrant.

Okay.

Poor computer.

The name of the borrower is...

Nadia.

A researcher at Lab Aran.

At the University of Putra Malaysia.

- Fine. Let's go. - Okay.

- Thanks, Miss. - Thank you.

You're welcome. Hey!

Wait. Who's going to pay the fine?

It hasn't been paid for two years.

I'm sorry. I'll pay. How much is it?

Hold on.

What's wrong, Dono? Are you thirsty?

- Ten thousand. - That's not much.

Don't be petty.

Hey, Kas. Look at the currency first.

What is it?

- RM? Rumiah? - No, it's "Ringgit", man.

- So times three thousand rupiah... - The rate is about 3,400 rupiahs.

My goodness. Over 30 million rupiahs.

- We won't take it. - So...

cash or credit card?

Leave it to me. I'm the best at this kind of deal.

- He's the best. - As promised, we will...

- Run! - Hey. Stop!

- What's wrong? - She asked us to stop.

She asked you, then you agree? Are you her butler or something?

- Run, Sophia! - Sophia, let's go!

- Hurry! - Wait!

What are you doing, Ndro?

I'm tired.

You asshole! You startled me. I thought something bad happened.

- I'm tired, too. - Dono!

- Why do you always make me run? - Well...

We've been asked to pay a debt. A very large amount of fine.

So, did you find out who the borrower is?

We did. Her name's Nadia.

She is a lab researcher at... Lab Aran.

But the problem is we don't know where it is.

- Malaysia isn't as small as Cililitan! - Yeah.

- Easy. Just ask GPS. - Oh!

- You're right! - Why so confuse?

- Lab Aran. - Searching for Eid al-Fitr.

What? No. Lab Aran.

Searching for Eid al-Adha.

- What is wrong with this? You tell it. - Ask well.

Lab Aran Putra Malaysia.

Searching for Lab Aran Putra Malaysia.

- See? Of course. - You're smart, Ndro.

- A hundred meters to the right. - To the right.

- A hundred meters to the right. - Another right.

- Two hundred meters to the left. - Right, right, left. Okay.

Stop, and ask a taxi driver.

What?

Well, she has a point. Right?

- Make sense. - Right.

- Let's go, then. - Yeah.

- Let's go. - Such imbiciles.

I know, I know. If you have arrived,

I'll show them around.

I've told you many times before.

Yes, I got it.

When they have arrived, I would...

Sir, wait. They're here.

Hello, we're looking for...

Right!

- We're looking for Nadia. "Right?" - Right!

Quickly. We've been expecting you.

- Come on. Go! - Okay...

Faster!

Hurry!

- Quick! - He has no patience.

Don, your kind is recognized here.

You're crazy, Ndro.

Makes sense, though.

Look, your ancestors are over there.

Whatever makes you happy, Ndro.

It bit me!

What are you on, Don?

- You monkey king. - Hey, what are you guys doing here?

We're waiting for you! Let's go!

Let's go, come in.

Wait here. Okay?

Don't go anywhere. Wait here.

- We're actually here to... - Yes, of course.

Good luck.

Why are you shaking my hand for?

You're not giving me money.

I have a bad vibe about this.

Just wait. Perhaps Nadia is going to come see us.

Where have you been? I've been waiting for all of you.

- We're here to see... - We can discuss it later.

She could be the one for you, Indro.

- Her body is so Fring. - What is that?

Fresh and Arousing.

The other cages are filled with animals.

Why are there a used car batteries here?

This is one of my experiments.

- This car battery used to be a squirrel. - What?

Wait, how? A squirrel turned into a car battery?

This is a cross-breed between a squirrel and a species of electric eel.

In the future, it'll become a biological energy source

which has never invented before.

One squirrel plus one electric eel equals one car battery. How strange.

Strange?

- What do you mean? - Just shut up.

Are you doubting my work as a researcher?

- No. - You are!

- This isn't perfect. - Yes.

- Do you know Edison? - No.

He failed 1,000 times before he discovered the light bulb!

- Understand? - Yes, I am!

It's a car battery, Ndro. How do you not understand this?

Okay, follow me.

I'm someone who put science over everything.

So your cooperation is very important to us.

Please, sit down.

Your contribution is going to go a long way

in advancing our knowledge.

Thank you all for being here.

- Let's start the experiment. - Wait, what experiment?

I don't want to be a car battery.

- Neither do I. - Relax.

It's a quite perfect serum.

I've tested it for years. Now, it's time.

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo.

Ndro, what's going on? Hey!

- It works! - Ndro!

This was a serum I had extracted from a cheetah.

And I combined it with a flash light technology.

- She's insane. - Now, your friend can run faster

than the speed of light!

- I can still smell his odor. - Yes, he smells like a gas stove.

- Indro! - Professor, he will come back, right?

He will. Once the effects of the serum have worn off.

This is a serum for the face.

It can maximize your handsome face!

I'm already handsome, you know...

Dono?

Your changing, Don!

- You look like... - Like who?

- Like Robert Davis Chaniago. - Who's that?

I'll explain that later.

Look for yourself. It's done.

Dono, I like you the way you were.

I agree.

Wait. What's happening?

Wait, wait!

The crab effect is still there.

- I can't eat Padang food anymore. - I'll kick her ass!

One shot left.

- It's for you. - No!

You haven't gotten yours. The last one.

- This is the growth serum. - No!

- Stop piercing people with your needle. - Sorry!

Are you okay?

All is well. I'm the best at handling anything with needle.

I just feel a bit itchy.

And a little bloated...

What's happening? Don, Sophia, help! I turned into amphibian!

Dono! Don't touch it with your hand!

Women. They make us go crazy.

Take that! You turned into a water dispenser.

What is it? It appears suddenly.

Don't stick it on me.

- Let's get out of here. - What about Indro?

Indro? You can hear us, can't you?

Let's go.

- That must be him. - Let's go

- before she turns back. - Let's go!

These breasts are heavy.

Are you trying to hurt us?

You moron. We're here looking for a bag.

Why should I grow breasts? You think I'm an amphibian?

Where's Nadia? Answer us.

Don't laugh! Answer us!

Dono! Let go of your crab hand!

Sorry, I thought you were all guinea pigs.

Too much rubbish. Hit you with these and you won't be able to move.

Where is Nadia? Tell her I want to see her.

I was told she works here.

Hey, we aren't a couple!

Stop staring at it.

- Nadia? - Yes.

There she is.

- Where? - She is not here.

She went to Langkawi Beach doing her research.

- Damn you. - So we need to go to Langkawi Island?

Not bad, Don. You can meet your relatives there.

- Your fellow crabs. - Hey!

It'll shrink.

- Don? - Dono! Your hand is back.

Just one hand.

- Indro? - Oh, God.

Finally it wears off. My heart nearly burst.

What am I touching, Kas?

Do you want me to slap you? Don't be so obscene.

What if we got censored?

- Stop it. Let's go now. - Let's go.

Stop taking pictures. I'm warning you!

Don't touch me or I'll slap you.

Come on, just a little.

LANGKAWI - KEDAH'S GEM

Finally, we're at the beach.

Usually, our rating will improve at the beach.

You're right.

Let's check on the waves.

Perhaps we'll find some snacks.

So pretty, Ndro.

Full-pressed body.

And her body is so smooth.

I'm sure no dirt would even dare to go near her.

It'll just fall off.

What are you doing? You should be looking for the bag,

not the ladies!

Give it to me!

I don't want to get bad karma.

It's a blessing. Don't turn it away.

- That's why you need to share it. - You're just the same.

That chick is not bad.

- What are you looking at, Kas? - Harem, Don.

Sexy women for sure.

My turn. Let me fix the view.

I got you.

You didn't seriously think we're going

to go for that cheap joke, did you?

It's an ancient joke.

- Lick me, please. - Oh, my God!

What a monster.

Is this your ball?

Be careful next time. The waves here are rough.

Thank you, sir.

This is what I call a pretty girl.

She is The One for me. I hope she shaved her armpit hair.

Amen.

Hold on. Let me have the ball.

- Give it. - It's a matter of life and death!

Where are you going? Relax. I'll help you.

I'll climb the ocean and cross the mountain for you.

Kasino.

You stay here, okay? It's time for me to act.

Shit.

That's pretty far away.

Oh, might as well. I'd even go as far as bringing a submarine to the land.

I have no choice.

Oh, no! I can't reach the ground.

Hey. Look at our colorful drinks.

Small budget, you know.

Kasino is drowning.

- Help me! - Dono, help him!

- Ndro, help him! - He's faking it.

Is that so?

I don't think he's faking it.

- Let's help him! - Help me!

- We can help him by praying. - Agreed. I'm in.

- Amen. - Amen.

- Amen. - Amen.

- Help! I can't swim! - Amen!

Help! How can they do this to their friend? Help!

You scoundrel.

It's not deep? I thought it was. I swear!

I thought it was very deep.

You are too much.

- I will help you. - She's here.

- Amen. - Amen.

- Kasino! - Amen.

- See? - Help him.

Our prayer has been granted, Don.

- It's because we're a good people. - Let's have a look.

What is he, a zoo?

- Just like his brain. - Ma'am!

Can you give him a mouth-to-mouth?

- CPR? - Mouth-to-mouth?

Come on!

Don't do it, Madam.

- Are you sure? - Very sure.

- With pleasure. - Come on, Don.

- Go and do it. - In God's name...

Oh, my God!

You scoundrel.

Are you trying to infect my sexy mouth? You smell like an ointment.

Watch your mouth. Am I really that smelly?

She's really pretty.

No doubt. She's the one for me.

You're exaggerating.

Shut up. Can you lower your voice?

Thanks for helping me.

You're beautiful and kind.

You're welcome. Are you all right now?

I'm okay.

But I would feel even better if you'd tell me your name.

My name's Nadia.

Kucino Mariko Ihara.

- Call me Kasino. - Look at him go.

You're from Indonesia?

- Yes, we're here to look for tre... - Hey!

We're here...

- We're here on vacation. - That's right.

Welcome to Malaysia. I have to go.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Wait a sec. Don, this seems...

- It looks exactly like our bag. - You're right!

It's our bag.

Is it? Maybe it is, because none of the content belongs to me.

Perhaps we took each other's bag.

- That's true. - We've been looking for you as well.

- Your bag is at our hotel. - I need that bag right now.

It's important. Shall we go there?

The sooner the better. Let's get to the hotel.

- Damn you, Ndro. - You should've make the move faster.

- Excuse me, Don. - Here, let me hold the bag.

- I don't want you to be tired. - Thank you.

You've been staying here long?

I don't live here. I'm stationed here for now.

What's this? How terrible.

It's a... It's a very interesting art piece.

Don't trust him. It's a dangerous-looking face. Scary.

- Why are you touching me? - I just want to help.

The hotel owner said those faces often bite pretty girls.

- Is that so? - It is.

I tricked her.

I'm sorry. It's all my friend's fault for taking the wrong bag.

That's called a horse's teeth.

You're evil, Ndro. You think my butt is a tubeless tire?

It's closing now.

Thank you. I feel like fate has put us together.

I need the bag. I need the research tools

in this bag.

- Research? - Yes.

I'm conducting a research on marine life here.

She's smart and beautiful.

I also have something like that.

- Stop thinking that way. - I meant coffee.

- I have to go. Thank you. - You're welcome.

Let me walk her out.

- Nadia. - Yes?

If I have a question about Malaysia, can I ask you about it?

Of course.

"If you have a well in the shower, perhaps you can wash yourself in it.

If you have a phone number, perhaps you can share it."

- I'll put it down. - Don't put it down, write it down.

The strike continues.

- Here's my number. - Thank you.

Even the number is fragrant.

- Call me. - Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

- I think I got her. - You're full of it.

She left her bag.

- Kasino? - It's okay, Kas.

At least we know how those strange faces were made.

Right.

Thank you.

Damn.

My face is not an embossing machine.

Look what's inside the "wall" book, Ndro.

The will book.

You're quite right.

- Let's find out the next hint. - Okay.

"Surrounded by water, accompanied by silence. Mindless creatures."

Surrounded by water, accompanied by silence. Mindless creatures.

Surrounded by water, accompanied by silence.

Stop repeating that.

Why must we keep on repeating things?

I mean, it could point us to an island.

That's right. An island is surrounded by water.

Accompanied by silence, mindless creatures.

So the island is empty. In other words, uninhabited.

"Where the sun sets the farthest." This is easy.

The sun sets in the west. So we have to find a quiet island,

uninhabited, towards the westernmost area.

So we can just go to the westernmost island.

But, which island?

Right?

I got it. Let's ask Nadia. She's from the hood.

Luckily, we have her number. Might as well give her a call.

You don't have enough credit to make this call.

What? I just paid for it this morning. Is it all gone?

Why won't you believe me? This is Malaysia.

Roaming charges. You bum.

Asshole. You're a bad operator. You don't think I can call from the hotel?

Hold on.

Hi, honey.

- A treasure? - That's right.

Based on the clues here,

it's located on the westernmost island in Malaysia.

The island in the west?

- It's a bit scary. There are ghosts. - What?

Pretty scary, then.

Sure you want to go?

- No. - Hey. Of course.

- What's wrong? - We need to stick together.

I've been wanting to go there.

I'd like to conduct a research there. But I'm too scared.

Don't be scared. I'll go with you. I'm just like McGyver.

We'll split the treasure once we find it. Deal?

- Deal. - Stop talking, you firecracker.

How about it?

Okay. I'll go with you.

But don't bring anything other than what you need.

Meet me at Dock Six. I'll charter a boat first.

Agreed.

Well, I think she's the one for me.

What are you doing?

Sorry, I thought there's an earthquake.

You should've told me if there was an earthquake.

Keep your hands to yourself.

- Wouldn't hurt to try. - You didn't make the move fast enough.

Skinny cats, my dear lady Bathing on a board

Bathing on a board, my dear lady In Malaysia

I'm skinny, my dear lady Not because I don't eat

Night and day I keep picturing Nadia's face

Baby fishes, my dear boy In the fishing net

Mackerels, my dear boy In the middle of the sea

You're not a relative or a family member

But our hearts are connected to each other

It used to be a train Now it's a horse carriage

If it's a horse carriage, my dear boy Where are the wheels

It used to be love, my dear boy Now it's hatred

If it's hatred, my dear boy What's the reason for it

The mountains there, my dear lady And the mountains here

In the middle, my dear lady There are frangipani flowers

It's confusing over there And it's confusing over here

Only your face, my dear lady Comes to mind

Where, my dear boy Do leeches come from?

From the rice field, my dear boy Going down to the river

Where, my dear boy, does love come from?

From the eyes, my dear boy Going down to the heart

Riding a canoe, my dear sir All the way to India

The kite, my dear lady, lost its string

How handsome, my dear sir His face is

But it's a shame, my dear sir About who it belonged to

Guys, it's almost dark. Why don't we bring our gear inside?

We'll look for the treasure tomorrow, okay?

This is all your fault. You had to sing and dance on the way here.

Like they do in Bollywood movies.

- What a waste of time. - You're the one who did all of that.

I was just tagging along. And I had to see a weird creature.

- Careful, Nadia. - Yeah.

- Slow down, Nad. - All right.

You almost leave me behind.

Don't let her go, Kas.

Let me carry your bag.

Thanks.

I wouldn't want you to carry this heavy thing.

- What's Dono doing? - This?

We mark the walls to make sure we know the way back.

- You are funny. - No, I'm Kasino.

Indro, what are you doing there?

I just completed a family ritual.

- What ritual? - Urinating.

I hope you excused yourself before you did it.

- It's almost dark. - Hey, this way.

My radar points that way.

The director said we have to go this way.

- Okay. - Just follow his directions, will you?

Hold on.

- Come on, Don. - Just a minute.

Nadia and Sophie are walking too fast.

This one, too?

- Come on, Dono. - Hold on.

You have to hold this.

- Lights. - Why do I have to go first?

Because you're carrying the lamp.

This island is spooky. Go ahead.

You scaredy cat.

All you can show us is your teeth. Show us some guts, too.

Like me.

Oh, no! Light's out.

- Don, go ahead. Take my place. - You said you were brave.

That was before. Now, you go ahead.

Indro, you're taller. You step ahead. We'll follow you.

Why are you so scared? This is nothing.

Stay close. Don't leave me.

I thought you're a tough guy. Fearless.

I'm not scared. I'm embarrassed.

Kas, Ndro.

You two, help me...

Someone is stepping on my foot.

You jungle rat! You yourself step on your foot.

Oh, you're right. Sorry.

- You startled me. - Wait.

- Where could Nadia and Sophie be? - Oh, right.

Nadia! Sophie!

- Nadia! - Sophie!

They're gone.

Indro.

Let's go home. Let's go back to the boat.

Let's go.

You go home. The police will throw your asses in jail.

Because you can't pay your debt.

Why so serious?

I don't want to go to jail, Kas.

I have an idea.

We should split up so that we can find the girls faster.

You go that way, Ndro.

Dono, you go the other way.

- Towards the bushes. - Why don't I go that way?

Indro's going that way.

Which way will you go, then?

I'll head back to the boat. The wave will rise.

I don't want the boat to be swept away.

So while your friends, Dono and I, go around looking for the girls,

you'll be on the boat?

Pretty much.

- Good idea. - Agreed.

- Be careful. - Okay.

I fooled them both.

Nadia!

Sophie!

Where are you guys?

Why did they go without us?

And if you are missing, why didn't you say it beforehand?

Did your parents not teach you?

Nadia.

Sophie.

Who's that?

- A cat or a burglar? - Ghost.

A ghost...

Ghost?

Ghost!

My back...

Sophie.

Nadia.

Come out now. I'm scared.

Help.

Help me.

Maybe it's Nadia.

Help.

I have a bad feeling for this.

Kuntilanak...

Have mercy on me.

I'm not a Kuntilanak, sir.

I'd like to come down.

- Please, help me. - Liar!

You think I'm stupid? You look like a Kuntilanak.

Who said you were stupid?

You look smart, actually.

Oh, really?

My parents used to tell me the same thing.

I do look smart and wise. Let me help you.

- Help me. - Be patient.

- It hurts. - Does it? Hold on.

Quickly. Come on.

Thank God.

I'm safe now.

Is it just me or this tree moved by itself?

You did move, didn't you? Are you following me?

No, I'm not.

Don't lie to me! You don't think I know?

You bastard ghost!

Take that.

I'll put up a politician's poster. Maybe they'll get you, too.

Take that. Don't ever mess with me!

What the hell?

This is how you do it, huh? You ganging up on me?

So this is what a Pocong looks like.

Stop following me!

Try following this.

How about that?

Humans are so evil, even the ghosts now try to look like us and dance?

There's a casting call for a horror film. Over there.

If you can go up, you should be able to come down.

Thank you. You're very kind.

Keep your hands off me. What are you doing here so late...

See, you're a Kuntilanak! I hope you'll be a ghost when you die.

- What did you say? - Nothing! Sorry! No!

- See, you're stuck again. - Please, help me. I'm stuck again.

No, you're a Kuntilanak.

But I'm really not. I was pretending to be one.

- You're a liar. - I'm telling the truth.

I swear. Come on.

You promise you're not a ghost?

- Yes. - Come here.

Damn you!

Take my Tiger Choking on Rambutan move!

Sorry, I choked.

This is how you want to play it? Fine.

Do you guys work out a lot, or got stung many times by bees?

You still have guts? You want more?

I'll show you my second move.

Dead Frog Resist Lust.

I'd rather play dead than be killed by these weird trees.

It's all about pride.

You don't think I have a cool weapon?

Don't you ever learn?

If I hit you this way, you must fall that way,

not the other way.

Wait, why are you all coming at me?

Stop. Won't you listen to me?

I'm going to get you with my ultimate move.

Storks Flying to the North

Excuse me, which way is the North?

That way, sir.

Then I'll fly west.

Ghost!

Be dead! Good!

You guys are dead meat!

Help! My grandma's still a virgin!

- Help! - Kas!

- You startled me. - You startled me!

I thought you were a ghost.

This is a scary forest.

Which one's scarier? This film or Setan Kredit?

The original one is definitely scarier.

But hopefully, this one's funnier.

- Let's hope so. Amen. - Amen.

Let's find a safe spot.

When the sun goes up, we'll look for them again.

- Do you agree? - I agree.

- Slow down. I'm scared. - Why are you so scared, anyway?

I'm scared, too.

I think it's best for us to rest here.

- I'm tired. - Me, too.

We take turn. One of us should stay on guard.

What do you guys think?

You assholes, can't rely on you two.

Fine. I won't do it, then.

I'm going to sleep.

Excuse me.

Woke up early, wanted to take shower But why are you sleeping again?

The chickens are dancing Showing their teeth, laughing away

Cannot go in or out

So you can't go anywhere

Breakfast with mung bean porridge

You're ate three But why did you say two?

Woke up early, wanted to take shower

-This song is never-ending -The chickens are dancing

Showing their teeth, laughing away

- Where's the ending? - Cannot go in or out

So you can't go anywhere

Breakfast with mung bean porridge

You're ate three But why did you say two?

Kas, Ndro.

What is that sound?

- The sound of my heart. - That's not the sound of any heart.

How would I know? Shut your mouth up, Don!

No one knows what it is.

- Don! - Hey!

- Don't sleep there. - How about here? Look.

- That's fine. - Okay, move this way.

I'm talking to you. And you're sleeping?

- Get up. - What do you want?

You said we can sleep here. Be consistent.

You're looking for treasures, right?

Dono, Indro.

Where are we? Malaysia or Jonggol?

He talks like someone from outskirts of Jakarta.

Now Jonggol is not that far from Malaysia, I guess.

He's good, though. He knows what we're doing here.

How did you know?

Because you have found the way to my heart.

- What? That is not funny. - Dammit!

- Do you want me to give you clues? - Of course.

But I don't want to.

I'm going to kick his old ass!

- So annoying. - Sorry, I'm just playing with you.

If you wish to find the treasure, follow the clues.

Which way, man? I can't see it.

Hey, it's part two already. Why can't you stay in character?

Just like you.

I'm sorry.

- Which way is it? - There. Much better.

That way.

Can't you see it?

TREASURE

Why didn't you tell us earlier? You're wasting duration in our film.

That's the bureaucracy.

Let's go before he kills you.

Here it is.

We'll go first.

Hey, it's too much.

Yes, sorry, sir. I'll fix it.

- Try it again. - One, two.

This is good.

That's the sign to the treasure.

There's a cave nearby.

So the treasure is inside the cave.

Okay, let's go inside.

Let me go first.

- Why? - I'm scared. It's a scary place.

Your face is scarier.

Come on.

Why are we walking backwards?

So the camera angle can stay put.

If we change the angle, we can see the other location.

That location was used by another PH.

Hold on.

- What are you doing? - So we won't take a wrong turn.

- Let's go. - You're right.

Careful.

It's so dark here. Help.

- Guys, where are you? - I'm here beside you.

Let me hold your hand, Kas.

That's my private area! Stop squeezing it.

Sorry.

You're touching my privates, too.

- No, I'm not. - Neither do I.

Sorry, I did it myself. No wonder it feels familiar.

You're insane.

What the hell?

It's a blessing.

- Sophie? - You startled us.

Where have you been?

There are a lot of ghosts here.

- Kasino! - What?

Why are you tied up?

- Capture them! - Hey!

Sophie? Are you possessed?

This is me, Dono.

- Dono, you are truly an uneducated kid. - What?

- That's my line! Hey! - Kirik!

She stole my line. She even took my punchline.

- Tie them up. - Hey!

I'm confused. How should my expression be right now?

I'm a bit scared, but also aroused.

- Just follow me and relax. - Oh, right.

Take them inside!

These girls are really aggressive.

Where are we, Kas?

How would I know? Is this a female dormitory?

Amazing.

Boss? How did you get here?

Great team work.

He was behind this all along.

Perfect...

You dog!

Don't be arrogant. You're not the boss here.

Cricket!

I've always been suspicious of him.

- Look at his moustache. - Like a bunch of ants lining up.

He's the snake in sheep's clothing.

If he's not the boss, then who is it?

- Can you do your job? - Have mercy!

Based on the curves, this guy must be a mixed race.

Father's a bicycle, mother's a King Kong.

If you're disobedient at this age, what will you be when you grow up?

Sophie, next time ditch that kid.

Congratulations.

We have found the treasure.

Treasure?

Yes. You are the real treasures.

I've been wanting to find you for a long time.

Dono.

Kasino.

Indoor.

- He's wrong. - Indro.

Whatever.

Now that you're all here,

tonight it's time for us to...

Tonight is our last night...

To let out our feeling...

Boss!

Sorry.

Tonight is a first moon phase...

- Full moon. - Full moon.

So let's prepare the ritual.

Look the other way.

Is that a worm?

It's so dark.

- Cricket. - Cricket, Boss!

- But it looks like a fly. - Look, there's a letter B on his chest.

Which means Beetle!

Idiot.

Look at him. It's Bison.

You brought it up again. Always saying the that.

Sorry, Dono.

It could also stand for Bloated.

- What a boisterous bunch! - Oh, the "B" is for Boisterous.

- No. - So what is it?

B means Boss. Big Boss.

- You know Big Boss? - A shoe brand?

- Amplifier? - No, it's a night club.

I sent big bosses around the world

to school.

Using BOS funding.

By the way...

the legendary paintings behind you? That's my collections.

And soon, you'll be a part of our collection.

We're the ones who planned all of this.

Let me be the part of the team.

I'll take care of the rest.

Hey, would you like some cash?

Yes, of course.

How about this one, Boss?

I don't care how, but you have to make them go there!

Destroy them!

- Cricket, Boss. - Yeah!

It's enough, right? No need to ask for shares, right?

No, sir. I wouldn't want my name to be included in the Panama papers.

Well, we've been duped.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

You little worm!

- What? - I didn't say that. He did.

Indro, help me. I'm in danger.

Take him, boss.

Cricket.

- Take the girl inside. - Hey!

What are you going to do to her? Don't take her.

Nadia! Don't worry, darling!

We'll meet again in another world.

Yeah, right.

Now, who'd like to go first?

Warkop DKI.

D, Dono.

You're first.

Hey! Watch yourself. Can't you tell the difference between us?

- He's Dono. - Please, help.

- It feels good, though. - Just enjoy it.

What are you gonna do?

He's rare goods. There's no one quite like him.

- Limited edition. Right, Ndro? - Right.

That's what I want.

- Indro! - He's flying, Kas!

- What a strange film. - Someone's flying.

I'm trying to preserved Warkop DKI.

Each hostage will receive one final wish.

Really?

- What's your wish? - You'll grant my wish?

Of course.

- Promise? - Absolutely.

I'd like everyone here to be freed.

Deal. Everyone here will be freed.

You're great, Don. You're quite smart.

Thanks, Don. He's a loyal friend.

- Freed from worldly pains. - What?

- So, dead? - Yes.

- I hate you. - Idiot.

- Wait! - Don!

I have to pee.

You monkey, lizard, flat face, pregnant roach, piggy,

dinosaur, brontosaurus, kirik!

- Hold it in. You can't pee. - I can't hold it in.

I'll do it here. I'll unzip myself.

Gross. Take him out.

Even his face smells like ammonia.

I have a terrible feeling about this.

- Guys, I'll be back. - Hey!

- You asshole. - Next.

- He's saving himself. - Kasino.

- See? Am I right? - Put him inside.

Get inside.

You play rough. I'm going to tell my mom about this.

Damn it. Dono had me take his place.

Kasino, what's your wish?

I don't want to die for nothing.

Before my execution, I have a question for all of you.

Four times four is sixteen. Have time or not, please answer me.

The question, why did you bring us here?

What do you want?

That's a smart question. You're smart. Smartphone.

We gathered you here because...

Because... What was it again...

Sophie, tell them.

Boss has an annual ritual to give him power.

To turn legendary celebrities into paintings using this magic mold.

Legendary, my foot.

- We're nobody. Right? - Yes.

- Not famous. - No.

It's true that in this dimension you aren't one, yet...

But in another dimension, you are all legendary.

The six million dollar men.

Wait a second. Beautiful and handsome people.

- What else? - I have to poop.

Stop making excuses.

Is this your strategy? You want me to go first?

I'm not, Ndro. I swear.

I can't hold it in. It's coming out soon.

Just so you know, diarrhea is faster than a speeding bullet.

You just thought about it, and it is wet already.

- It's sticky too, Ndro. - Hey!

- Let him go. - I'm safe...

Damn you.

- Let him finish his business. - Thank you.

- Where's the toilet? - It's so stinky!

- Now you show up. - It's not like that.

This place is so far away and you didn't tell me about it.

Nothing to tell. You live in my head.

- I need your help. - I'll help you. But how?

How should I know? Think about it.

How could I help if you yourself don't know how I could help you.

Whatever. Make yourself exist in reality.

- Well, how? - Like they do in horror movies.

Japanese horror movies. The ghost shows up from TV.

Oh, no...

Maybe I can do that.

But you have to empower your mind.

Concentrate.

It's pretty high.

It's hard to be a ghost.

That's cool.

But where's the TV set?

That's your job. I shouldn't take care of that, too.

Can't do too much. I have to be a fatty.

Get it?

- Baldy! Now you're gone again. - Hey!

- Baldy. - There's only you left.

- You know what's next. - Yes, I know.

Proceed.

Indro. Final wish?

I want a TV set. I want to watch TV, war films.

You're insane, Ndro.

- Are you sure? - I'm sure.

You're unique. You're funny even though you're about to die.

- Okay. - Bring the TV set here!

- Thanks. - I give you one minute to watch it.

- One minute is not enough. - Fine, 50 seconds.

- Okay, that's good. - Starting now.

Forty-nine, forty-eight...

- Where are you, baldy? Come on. - Forty-seven, forty-six...

- Forty-five, forty-four... - Come out here, Baldy.

- It's hard for me to concentrate. - Forty...

- Can you just shut up? - Thirty-six...

Thirty-six...

Where are you? Come on, show up! Hey, Indro! You old man!

Thirty-six...

- Why did you stop at 36? - Thirty-six has a nice shape.

Indro, please! Baldy!

Eight, seven...

- Baldy! Shit! - Six, five...

- Baldy! - Four...

- Three, two... - Oh, no!

Hey, old man. Help me.

This was supposed to be a comedy, but you bring guns into this.

It's like an action film.

- Hurry up, help me. - Okay.

I'll lift the bar.

What took you so long?

You're lucky I'm here to help. Stop complaining.

Where did everyone go?

- Run, Dono! - Where are you going?

Who's this?

It's me from a movie dimension.

He came to help us.

You guys aren't look alike.

Where's my avatar? I'm sure he's as handsome as Franco Nero.

Where's my avatar?

If I brought your avatars, this movie would turn into a horror movie.

Don't.

Guys, let's talk later. We have to go now.

Watch out!

- What! - I ran out of bullets.

Your future is quite shiny, Indro.

- Sorry, sir. - Come with me.

Let's go.

- Me first! It's my only chance! - Me first! No, me first!

- What about me? - Oh.

I forgot she's here.

- Ani? - What?

Ani? My name's Kasino.

Liar!

He doesn't believe me. Here's my ID card.

- Kasino from Kali Pasir. - Liar!

I swear. If I lied, my friends will die.

- Damn you, Kasino. - You can check my birth certificate!

You don't need to make 1,001 excuses.

- What do you want? - Santi.

- Santi? What are you saying? - I was upset, I lashed out at Santi.

Look.

If you need someone to confide, that's fine. But be clear.

Who's Santi?

Because I was angry at her, she's now angry at me.

Boss.

Let's go.

Wait. Who's Santi? What's wrong with her?

She cheated on you?

She isn't loyal to you?

You're not loyal to me.

What? How did I get involved in this?

Behind your beauty and tenderness, which I adore...

you're a despicable human.

You're strange. Why would you adore Dono?

His nature is problematic...

- And what? - Relax.

Let me finish my sentence.

- You can't run from me! - Hold on to me.

Don, this part is mine!

Seems like we're in a culinary program.

There are satay, stinky beans, and chicken soup.

The old man's not bad.

He brought us here because he knows we're hungry.

Just eat. I'm hungry as well.

- Eat, Indro. - Come on, Nadia.

- Satay! - There's satay.

What's that noise?

Like the sound of horror movie.

That's right.

I know this scene. From some horror film.

Impossible.

There are always sexy girls bathing in horror films.

Yeah. Stop being so anxious.

You're insane, Ndro.

Sir.

Hey! Stop, don't eat that meat!

It belongs to Sun...

Satay.

- You startled me. - Satay.

Maybe she's the one for me.

Not again, Kas!

Let me take over. She's mine.

You've got yours.

How many would you like?

- Two hundred, dive in. - Holy crap!

Are you having a party? That's a lot.

- Quickly, please. - Fine.

Take these.

- Sir? - Give her some more.

Take a seat.

Take this, too.

She's eating too well.

You just came out of prison?

You eat satay as if you were brushing your teeth.

- More, please. - Gosh...

There's nothing left.

I have nothing.

By the way, what's your name?

Soto!

She's probably deaf.

He asked her name, she mentioned food.

- Your name. - Soto.

No way.

Maybe that's all she can say.

Let me try something. What is the name of an Italian food?

- Soto. - Okay!

Thomas Alfa Edison discovered...

Soto.

The US attacked Hiroshima and Nagasaki by launching...

Soto.

- My turn! - Wait, wait.

What's the most popular birth control tool?

Soto.

- My turn. - No!

Malin Kundang was turned into...

Soto.

- Me, me! My turn! - Go ahead.

- President Jokowi originally came from? - Solo.

- She's right. - She's right, Ndro.

- He is from Solo. - Yeah.

You must have forgotten it.

You're still not full, yet?

She wants the soup as well.

Don't finish it all. We'd like to have some, too.

But if you wish to finish it, please do so.

Take the pot too if you want.

There's a hole in her back.

The soup comes out.

Why is she not using sanitary napkin?

Let's get out of here!

Hold onto me!

- What's happening? - I don't know. Let's find out.

- Gather everyone. - Excuse me.

Quickly! Come on!

- Gather them together. - What's with all the ruckus?

Maybe they're giving away alms.

Never told in history, The Dutch giving away alms.

Inlander! You should all be informed about this.

What's the reason our government ruling this place.

How would we know? We have just arrived here.

You never told us anything before.

You should all tell us where Jaka Sembung is hiding.

In a poem, sir. Don't you know it?

"Jaka Sembung carries a machete, you're not making sense, matey!"

- He does carry a machete. - One hope disappears, two appears.

The poem is based on a true story.

Nadia, you wait here. Don't go anywhere.

Fight!

What are you all doing here?

Adven Bangun is having a fight. A match.

No, that's Willy Dozen.

Don't you recognize him? That's Danny Malik.

- The grasshopper is back. - Run.

Let's go!

Run, Dono. Oh, no!

Help! My foot is stuck!

- Sophie! No! Hey! - Sophie!

Help him!

- Go away! - He won't die!

- Unplug the cable! - Unplug it, Don!

- Come on! - We're repelling you!

We're safe.

The court verdict him as a convict

and will be sentenced for 20 years.

The three ex-CHIPS members, Dono, Kasino, and Indro,

are free from all charges.

They considered as heroes who managed to reveal the crime

perpetrated by CHIPS founder.

Take that, asshole.

But if it weren't for him, we wouldn't be here now.

Whose idea was it to go after the treasure? Mine, right?

- Let's go there now! - Let's go.

Music!

...as a convict and will be sentenced for 20 years...

Sorry.

Just roll with it!

- Just like searchin' needle-haystack! - What?

You should walk her!

You stick with her all the time like...

What?

- Damn you! - Hey!

I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!

Lebaran? Eid al...

Don't worry. When it comes to paying...

Don't worry.

Hey, don't worry.

I told you...

So here's the thing.

- So we just wanted to say... - Hey!

It's none of my business...

You ran out of breath?

- You farted again? - Yeah.

Dammit!

- Hey! Hurry up! - Oh, yeah.

Hey! This badger...

He's that eager to mate?

It's not that.

The other cages are filled with animals.

Sorry, I accidentally nudged her.

The other cages are filled with...

How come...

- Like Robert Davis Chaniago. - Who's that?

I'll tell you later.

- Sir! - Just be quiet.

You're noisy!

Oh, I forgot!

- Hey! I forgot. Stop. - What should we do?

- What is that? - That's...

It's like... Maybe...

Don't believe him!

I farted.

Asshole. You don't think I can call from the office?

What's the line?

- From the hotel. - From the hotel! Hotel!

"Rereach?"

- Research. - Research!

Hey, it's okay!

At least we know how those strange faces were made.

The door...

I thought you're a tough guy. Fearless.

I'm sorry. Okay.

I'm scared, Ndro.

Don't laugh!

If you laugh, I'll laugh.

My ethnic group would kick me out if I'm scared.

- It's complicated. - That's right. You know this.

My ethnic group would kick me out if I'm...

My ethnic group would kick me out if I'm... If I'm scared...

"Besides..."

Oh, God.

Someone is stepping on me...

Don't laugh!

I'm laughing too!

I forgot my line.

I forgot.

I see you haven't read the Acting Constitution Article...

Stuntmen, Paragraph...

...it seems, huh?

Come on, fight me!

Now what?

You said it's okay to sleep here.

You're not consistent.

The scary one...

Nadia! Don't worry, darling!

One day... I forgot.

Perfect.

Oh, no.

You farted.

Wait...

You farted.

- It startled me. - I'm sorry.

You're strange. Why would you adore Indro's face?

I'm Indro.

- He's Dono. - Dono!

You're strange.

You're strange. Why would you adore Dro...

Just wait a minute. First, let me explain.

You make me mad, you little...

You're...

Nadia, right?

I almost said "Fazura".

Adven Bangun is having a fight.

- No, it's George Rudi. - Oh, right.

You guys are wrong.

It's Danny Malik.

Oh, you're right!

It's Guruh Soekarno Putra!

Enough! I don't want to sleep there!