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Too upset... to cry.
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That might be the most
I've ever told them off.
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That might be the most
she's ever told us off.
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ALL MUTTER
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{\an8}I've just never seen Alison
so angry.
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{\an8}She used a word
I'd never heard before
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as a verb and a noun.
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Yes, was
rather colourful. I mean,
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I did some pretty awful things
back in the day,
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but I have never been rebuked
like th...
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Oh, hang on, actually.
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There was this one time...
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Oh, and they just go on
and on and on and on.
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And they know
that we're stressed,
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with the Gatehouse
and this place.
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I know. They're a lot.
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I mean, I find them a lot,
and I can't see or hear them.
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PHONE RINGS GROANS
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Turns out,
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the arms contract had been sold
to the newspapers
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by one of the prostitutes.
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Too confused to cry.
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So, how do we make things right?
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Well, you'd have to refund
the Libyans,
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find the prostitute...
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With Alison!
Oh.
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Well, is obvious.
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We need say sorry.
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ALL AGREE Huh?
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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No, that... Ye...
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Yeah, no, just... Just thanks
for letting us know.
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Yeah. All the best, yeah.
Bye-bye. Bye. Bye.
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Bye.
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Unbelievable!
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I mean, how selfish can you be?
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What happened?
The Carters just cancelled.
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What? Why?
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Because they're evil.
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Er, and maybe
because their cat's ill.
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But mainly cos they're evil.
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I mean, what is the point
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in us offering five-star service
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if there's no-one here
to give it five stars?
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Hey, you know what this means?
That we're going to go bankrupt?
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It means that
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a very nice little guesthouse
that I know of
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happens to have
a last-minute vacancy.
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Yeah, I just told you that.
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No, I mean... for us.
Well, for you.
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You never lose it
like you did this morning,
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even with that lot.
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You're frazzled.
You need to unwind.
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Listen, if I said
you had a day off
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and you could do anything
you wanted, what would it be?
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I don't know.
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Like... maybe a spa day?
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Mm.
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Or maybe like a nice meal.
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Or a picnic!
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Or the cinema.
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Well, that's what we'll do.
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Which?
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All of it.
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We have to be very careful.
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I'm just saying, if we want
Alison to hear us out,
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we should send the person
she likes the most.
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Very well. I shall try,
but I can't guarantee...
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
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I was thinking more Kitty.
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Is that wise under
the circumstances? After all,
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it was Kitty who pushed her
over the edge.
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That's a lie!
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You said you wished
she was dead.
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No, I didn't.
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Quite the opposite. I said
that I wanted to comfort her
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and hope that one day,
God willing,
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I'll be able to hug her
and hold her and...
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Yes, I see what you mean.
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But it was you who made her
use the C-word.
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It was you
who was being callous. Oh!
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Come on,
it was one little finger.
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It was inappropriate.
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I just so missed the texture.
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Mm. I was being the soldier.
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You are not to use that term!
Oh, here he goes,
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barking his orders.
No wonder she's sick of you.
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Do not lay this at my door, sir!
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I was merely telling Robin
not to play with the lamps...
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Hey, no you pin this on me!
Was Fanny,
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with the yibbayabba, yibbayabba.
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Excuse me, Robin!
It was nothing to do...
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ALL ARGUE
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Oh!
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Five stars, right?
Yeah.
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And it's all ours.
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Ooooh, yeah. Oh,
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you've go to have a go
on some of... What?
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Sorry. I'm just thinking about how
long it takes to change the bedding.
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No, no, no. No. We're not thinking
about bedding,
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or cleaning,
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or hoovering or dusting
or bin change...
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GROANS
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Yeah, you're right.
It was a terrible idea.
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It's never going to happen, is it?
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So, day off's off?
No, day off's on.
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Just... not here.
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Er... I've got a better idea.
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You want a piece of me?!
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Right. Right. Right!
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ARGUING
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Bang!
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Oh! What are you doing?
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I was firing my pistol
into the air.
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You don't have a pistol.
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Well, we didn't win the war with
attitudes like that, did we?
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This blame game
is getting us nowhere.
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It's quite clear that we all
share some responsibility
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for provoking Alison's outburst,
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whether it's Julian fingering,
Fanny's lip
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or Mary and her...
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Why, Mary, I do believe that
you didn't do anything wrong.
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Oh, no. Er... No.
I suppose... I suppose not.
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Hey, this is perfect!
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Alison can't be cross with Mary
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if she's done nothing wrong.
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Let's send Mary in
with our apologies,
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wait for the dust to settle,
and then...
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Yeah, no, actually.
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No. I'm thinking... no.
To that. To doing that.
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But you're our secret weapon, Mary.
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Yeah. No. Right. It's just...
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Erm, I tooks the fall
for something I didn't do
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once before,
and it didn't turn out
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all that well for me.
FLAMES CRACKLE
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So I'm... I'm thinkin', erm,
maybe this time
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I'm going to leave the guilt
for the guilty.
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Cos someone in this room
has done nothing wrong!
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HUMMING
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Ah. Looks like
it has to be one of us.
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Any volunteers?
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Or we could do nominations?
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Ah, well in that case...
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ALL ARGUE
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HE GROANS
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Oooh.
Mm!
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I like it. Homely.
Really homely.
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Oh, I think these
might be the owners.
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Oh-ho, she did all right!
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What are you doing?
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You can't go lying down,
you've got relaxing to do.
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Do you hear yourself?
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We have a list. Your list.
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And we've just lost 45 minutes
going nowhere.
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Well, if it's my list,
I'm adding lying down.
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OK, OK. But it's already 10.30,
so we can't just go adding...
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You know what?
It's fine. Er...
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If we combine it with
"listening to some music,"
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then I think I can make it work.
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Deal.
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OK, so I just add that on,
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cross it off,
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and we're back on track. Almost.
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Right. See you in 30.
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Where are you going?
Shop. We need ingredients.
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Ingredients for what?
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Whatever you want.
It's your day.
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Oh. OK, so could we get...?
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No time. Text me.
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No, no...
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ALL ARGUE
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Er...
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You've got the most
to apologise for.
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Tadadadadadada!
Tadadadadadada!
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Chacachac,
clink, clink, clink...
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Now...
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Yeah. I did not for a moment
want to bring out
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the Bren Mark 1 light machinegun
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in such an enclosed space,
but you forced my hand.
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Is he having a breakdown?
Very hard to tell.
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This bickering is futile.
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If nobody wants
to take on this mission,
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then, as ranking officer,
I shall step up to the plate
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and issue an apology
on behalf of the entire unit.
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My command experience
has taught me
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a thing or two
about effective communication
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you have to be direct,
concise and to the point.
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CLEARS THROAT
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Apologies.
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Not accepted. Understood.
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She can't be reasoned with.
Nothing to be done.
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We shall just have to avoid her
until she dies.
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Probably longer.
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Yes, well, whilst I'm sure
you mined every ounce
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of your natural warmth,
do you think
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you could take us through
your key messaging?
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What?
Yeah, thought so.
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You see,
you can't just go around
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shouting orders at people
any more.
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He's got a point. Silence.
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Communication's become
much more nuanced
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in this modern age
of car phones and pagers.
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But, luckily,
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you're looking
at one of history's
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greatest communicators,
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the brains behind some of
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the most memorable
political slogans
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of the 20th century. Erm...
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"Family, family, family."
Yours truly.
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As was... "Better for Britain."
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"I'm in. Are you?"
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And of course...
"A dog's just for Christmas."
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I think it was..."A dog's
not just for Christmas."
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No. One year,
there was a surplus.
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Must have been the heat.
Oh, surely not him.
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Yep, that was another one.
Election '83.
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BIRDSONG
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SHE SIGHS
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OK, then.
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I now declare this meeting
of Being In The Right Club
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officially open.
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What's that?
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Oh, no, it's just, erm,
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just us today, Flo.
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Just us.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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No. Yeah.
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GENTLE MUSIC
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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STRAINED GROANS
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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HE STRAINS
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Yes?
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We're closer...
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together.
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What?
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We're closer... Yeah?
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together. Mm-hm.
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Than what?
Oh, come on!
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This is very clear messaging.
How are you not getting this?
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We - you and us - are closer
you know, rubbing along,
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despite your over-sensitivity,
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together -
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ie, not off moping
in our rooms about,
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I don't know,
whatever petty grievance it is
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that's got you in such a tizz.
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So let's admit mistakes
were made on both sides
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and hope that tomorrow
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you get out of the bed
the right side.
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Because the fact is...
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we are closer...
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together.
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Go away.
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Now, that's clear messaging.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Did you forget your keys?
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No, no, I'm still at the shop.
Ingredients crisis.
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There's chicken, but no breadcrumbs,
so Milanese is off.
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Er, I can do salmon
if you can live without lemon.
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00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,759
Do they have broccoli?
Normal, not purple,
261
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,599
but I could switch
for asparagus if...
262
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,279
Without lemon?
I wasn't thinking. OK.
263
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,719
Yeah. Let's bring back the chicken.
We'll go peri peri.
264
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,199
Do they have paprika?
Er, normal, not smoky.
265
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,919
OK, OK. Let's make it satay.
266
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,879
Which aisle is peanuts?
267
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,359
Just get peanut butter.
Smooth or crunchy? Just get both.
268
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,399
But that's back with jams. I haven't
got time. Just leave it. Get out.
269
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,679
I'm coming out.
Go! Go!
270
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,999
Any joy?
271
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,759
Well, you know, er,
272
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,159
how does one define success?
273
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,279
ALL GROAN
274
00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,440
Messed it up.
275
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,519
I suppose Elton John was right.
276
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,639
Sorry does seem to be
the hardest word.
277
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,720
No. Hardest word is
"apolocathry."
278
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,279
Ap...
279
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,159
Hang on.
Maybe Elton John had a point.
280
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:19,839
If it's too hard to say it,
could we sing it?
281
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,559
THEY MUTTER
282
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,639
DOOR OPENS
283
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,239
Hey. Still relaxing?
All relaxed?
284
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,559
Where have you been?
285
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,319
Yeah. Well, turns out
that if you run out
286
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,479
of a supermarket still holding
a pack of stock cubes,
287
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,359
security want to have
a little word with you.
288
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,159
Oh, God.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
289
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,079
I, er.. I made this great joke
about pinching their stock,
290
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,919
and we're basically mates now.
He loved it.
291
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,119
Yeah?
Yeah. Whoa, OK.
292
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,319
Er, there's no time to cook
and we have nothing to cook,
293
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,999
so I thought
we can order something in.
294
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,839
Like... pizza?
What's faster than pizza?
295
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,279
Pizza's fine.
Yeah?
296
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,559
Yeah.
OK, great.
297
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,759
Well, you order the pizza,
298
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:57,039
and I will dig out the picnic set.
Pizza picnic?
299
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,079
Yeah.
300
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,559
Well, you wanted a picnic,
so you're having a picnic.
301
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,639
Aw.
302
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,720
THUNDER RUMBLES
303
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,119
I think it may be... carpet picnic.
304
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,079
Good call.
All right.
305
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,359
You just keep relaxing.
306
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,880
OK. Er... OK.
307
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,559
But order a pizza!
Oh, all righty!
308
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,959
But lyrics are a form of poetry,
309
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,960
and mastery of
the English language is my...
310
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,839
thing.
Yeah, I know.
311
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,119
It's just that you can be
a little maudlin, mate,
312
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,279
and I think it should be
something upbeat,
313
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,159
like, have you heard
of Ging Gang Goolie?
314
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,239
The disease?
315
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,639
What?
316
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,159
No. As in like, you know,
"Ging Gang Goolie gotcha."
317
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,559
It most certainly did not!
318
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,359
Although I hear
Byron had a terrible case.
319
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,959
Wha...?
Look, clearly neither of you
320
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,639
are exactly Cole Porter.
Who?
321
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,440
My Heart Belongs To Daddy?
322
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,559
Philistines. My point is,
perhaps you should look
323
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,159
to a more skilled songsmith
for your inspiration.
324
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,399
I mean,
how does John Elton compose?
325
00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,159
Oh, for the last time,
it's not Elton, comma, John.
326
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,959
It's Elton John!
And he has a co-writer.
327
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,399
Bernie does the words,
and Elt does the music.
328
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,759
Ah!
Music's being taken care of,
329
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,320
thank you very much.
330
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,879
HE STRAINS
SINGLE NOTE PLAYS
331
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:17,879
♪ Laahah, ahahah, ahahah,
ahahah, mmmm... ♪
332
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:21,279
OK. Sure my note was
in there somewhere.
333
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,959
HE STRAINS
SINGLE NOTE PLAYS
334
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:28,519
♪ Mmhmmmmm... ♪
335
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:31,599
No, no. I want no part
in this embarrassing spectacle,
336
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,799
this circus of contrition!
337
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,719
Oooh! That's a good name
for the band.
338
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,319
Cool name. Yeah.
339
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,839
Apoloclubby.
340
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:40,879
Apothecary.
341
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,959
Apottecaty.
342
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,919
Apothecary.
Apoppercappy.
343
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,919
Just say chemist.
No, no, no.
344
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,279
Come on. Come on. Ugh.
345
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,759
Apothecary.
346
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,519
Apolicecathery.
347
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,039
KITTY HARMONISES
348
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,799
No, no...
349
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,239
No point wailing 'bout it.
You made your beds.
350
00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,040
Perhaps you'll think 'bout your
actions from this day hence.
351
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,919
Justice is a fickle wench,
352
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,919
but 'pon this occasion
353
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,679
fairly served,
354
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,279
for 'tis heartening indeed
355
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,679
to feel not a licking flame,
356
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,720
but the warmth
of a righteous sun.
357
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,120
I think things are clearing up
a bit, Flo.
358
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,599
No. I don't want a refund,
I want our pizza.
359
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,479
What do you mean,
360
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,759
you can't find the house?
It's the only house.
361
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,519
If you're within three miles and
there's a building, that's us.
362
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,920
Hello? Hello?
363
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,919
OK, slight change of plan.
364
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,319
Today's picnic will be courtesy
365
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,759
of the little shop
at the garage.
366
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:49,039
But they only do crisps.
They do more than crisps.
367
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,359
All right, I'll be back in ten.
368
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,399
Er...
369
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,280
15.
370
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,079
Relax!
Yep.
371
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,159
A...
A...
372
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,799
poth...
poth...
373
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,039
ecary... ecary. Apothecary. Apothgagary.
374
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,319
HE GROANS
Which is it? Which is it?
375
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,479
It's all one thing - R&B.
376
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,279
Like S&M.
377
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,839
What's S&M?
Ah, well...
378
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,359
More electronic, I think.
A lot of fun, a bit naughty.
379
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,439
Is it a firm no to country?
I think it should be
380
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,159
pop music.
Country is pop.
381
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,799
Hey. Hey!
382
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,479
Order! Orderrrr!
383
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,479
Thank goodness.
384
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,479
I don't think I had
a grenade-launcher in me.
385
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,119
All this petty squabbling.
386
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,039
God knows
how they pulled off Band Aid.
387
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,399
Ah, now, there's only one way
to pull off a Band-Aid -
388
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,239
smooth, quick motion
against the grain of the hairs.
389
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,039
No, no, Band Aid.
Christmas '84.
390
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,360
Or were you already, er...?
391
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,999
I was dead. Yes, I had passed.
392
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,800
Blimey.
You really did go too soon.
393
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,079
No, Band Aid
was a charity single,
394
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,999
featuring all the top pop acts
of the day.
395
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,639
Like S Club.
396
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,279
Er, more like Culture Club.
Yeah. Was number one for ages.
397
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,599
What, and they all
just mucked in?
398
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,719
Like, sung it together?
399
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,440
Yeah. They all kind of did
a little bit each, you know.
400
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,520
TAPS RUN
401
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,279
Have you tried
a cheese and onion one
402
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,559
with a roast beef one?
403
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,039
Tastes like a pasty.
404
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,040
I think I've tried
all the combinations now.
405
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,599
Any luck with the bath?
Nearly there.
406
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,839
Water pressure is a joke.
It doesn't matter.
407
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,359
It doesn't need to be deep.
408
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,079
I'll just sink anyway.
I'm mostly potato now.
409
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:36,240
Mm, delicious. In that case,
your bath is drawn, m'lady.
410
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,119
Oh, wow. You know those are for
sharing, right?
411
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,680
Too late.
412
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,679
It's not quite a day spa, but...
413
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,239
No, it's perfect.
414
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,719
You're the best.
415
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,319
I am the best.
416
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,519
Right, get in. We've got 34 minutes
if you want to make the cinema.
417
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,959
Go, go, go.
418
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,719
OK, OK, OK.
419
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,680
Oooh...
420
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,200
Oh. Wine. Er, one sec.
421
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,719
Yeah, and Robin,
Captain and then Kitty to end.
422
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,879
Should I not...?
Kitty to end.
423
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,079
OK?
424
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,479
OK, here we go.
425
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:22,200
A-one. A-two.
A-one, two, three...
426
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:32,560
OK. A-one, a-two.
A-one, two, thr...
427
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,399
In a-one...
428
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,119
Got it.
429
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:46,159
Now, I know today hasn't been
entirely plain sailing so far,
430
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,879
but I am about
to turn it around.
431
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,159
Because, tonight, we are dining
432
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,279
at the French place.
433
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,999
Mm-hm!
Mm!
434
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,239
Ooh la la!
Ooh la...
435
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,639
Let me just give them a call
436
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,119
and check that they've got
a table.
437
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,159
Actually,
I should've done that first.
438
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,519
Er...
439
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,799
Bonjour.
440
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,639
Er, I am just wondering
if you have a table tonight
441
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,160
for two, around eight-ish?
442
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,079
You can squeeze us in?
443
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,119
Yes!
Wonderful.
444
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,679
Merci. Yes, the name is, erm...
445
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,719
Argh! Phone. No.
446
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,679
Oh!
Wine! Waah!
447
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,200
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
448
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,519
Fine. You shower off,
I'll call 'em back.
449
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,519
Oh, it's in my hair!
Where's your phone?
450
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,079
Oh, it's on the be...
451
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,279
Oh! Oh!
What now?
452
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,639
No more hot!
453
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,319
HE GROANS
454
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,639
Argh!
455
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,719
Oh, hello? Yes, we were
just on the phone...
456
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,759
ALISON SHRIEKS
457
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,519
No, no, no, that's just my wife screaming.
458
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,679
I was just talking to you
earlier about a table
459
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,479
when we got... You're kidding me!
It was like one minute ago.
460
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,079
Fine, but you're telling
my wife.
461
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,919
Hello? Hello?
462
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,359
Table's gone.
463
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,119
Yeah?
Yeah.
464
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,679
ALISON SHIVERS
465
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,080
THUNDER RUMBLES
466
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,560
ALL HARMONISE
467
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,559
HARMONISING OFF-KEY
468
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,599
You have to listen
to what I am doing.
469
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,959
ROBIN GRUNTS OFF-KEY
470
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,399
I mean, come on.
471
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,239
One is reminded
of Battersea Dogs Home.
472
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,400
Really? Was there a fire?
473
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,439
Perfick.
474
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,199
Hardly!
You were nowhere near my note.
475
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,199
Yeah. I think maybe
piano need tuning.
476
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,519
Yeah, so, you know,
we might need to tweak the end.
477
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,319
But, overall, I think
that went pretty well.
478
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,359
You know? I mean,
479
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,239
some parts were better
than others.
480
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,359
But with a bit of polish,
481
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:40,279
well, it would be a cold heart
not to be won over
482
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,479
by the sentiment.
483
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,320
Well, it did nothing for me.
484
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,359
Right, then,
once more from the top?
485
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,280
SHE HUMS SOFTLY
486
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,879
We're probably going to have
to burn the towels, but, erm...
487
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,199
No, no, no, no.
488
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,799
What?
No cleaning. Day off.
489
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,119
Well, we missed the cinema,
so I thought...
490
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,039
No. This is the cinema.
Your own private cinema.
491
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,519
The AlisOdeon.
492
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,959
The AlisCineworld?
493
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,719
Oh, yeah. The Alis...
494
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,679
No, there's no more.
All right. Come on,
495
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,239
the feature presentation
is about to begin.
496
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,399
Hooray. OK.
497
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,199
What is it?
498
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,199
I think I found
the perfect chill-out movie.
499
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,519
It's only 90 minutes long
500
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,519
and it could not sound
more relaxing.
501
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,959
A Quiet Place.
502
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,359
Ooh.
503
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,799
MUSIC STARTS
504
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,719
DRAMATIC MUSIC
505
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,760
GUNSHOT
506
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,159
Well, that is
the most traumatic thing
507
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,279
I will see today.
508
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,159
Alison,
we've written you a song!
509
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,279
Here we go.
510
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,279
I may have spoken too soon.
511
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,400
What?
512
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,640
Oh, front row!
513
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,919
Right.
514
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,439
HE STRAINS
515
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,199
FAST-TEMPO MUSIC
516
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,079
No, no...
HE STRAINS
517
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,639
What are they doing?
518
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,279
Er, I'm looking at it,
and I don't know.
519
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:01,039
♪ We've made mistakes
520
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,759
♪ More than a few
So many more
521
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,719
♪ Our heart, it breaks
522
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,359
♪ Cos we upset you
523
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,519
♪ Your voice went very loud
524
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,759
♪ We can't pretend
this makes it all all right
525
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,959
♪ But, baby, we're so sorry tonight
526
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,759
♪ This is our
♪ Sorry song
527
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,639
♪ It's such a
♪ Sorry song
528
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,799
♪ Being so not right
will keep us up all night
529
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,440
♪ So is it all right
to right this wrong?
530
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,479
♪ Hear our
Sorry song
531
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:41,439
♪ Talking 'bout a
Sorry song
532
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,559
♪ Such a sorry song
533
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,279
♪ Have you ever heard a song
with such sorry in?
534
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:50,319
♪ So say it's all OK
and stop us worryin'
535
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,719
♪ Cos every day
536
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,439
RAPS ♪ Oh, my heart doth pine
for that face divine
537
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,879
♪ Yeah
538
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,039
♪ For those eyes so fine. ♪
Thomas, what are you doing?
539
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,719
♪ Hair so brown. ♪
What's he doing?
540
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,719
♪ Darling, take my hand
and feed this peace dove
541
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,879
♪ Why we makin' war
when we could be making love? ♪
542
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,919
This is not in the tone
of the piece.
543
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,519
Skip to the end.
544
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,759
♪ So forgive us
our crude tautology... ♪
545
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,999
Now, Kitty!
I can't.
546
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,759
Oh!
547
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:20,479
♪ And please accept
our sinceeeeeere... ♪
548
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,999
Apothecary.
549
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,039
Apologies.
550
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,599
Oh, you know, what he say.
551
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,200
At the end of the day,
you know, sorry.
552
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,799
That felt weird.
You have no idea.
553
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,599
Yeah, well, it was a little
rough around the edges.
554
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,279
And further apologies
for the middle eight...
555
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,399
Yeah. She liked it!
556
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,839
But, you know, you get the idea.
557
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,000
We really are very sorry, Alison.
558
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,319
Sorry for what?
559
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,839
Well, for, er,
what happened, erm...
560
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,719
earlier.
561
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,239
What did happen earlier?
562
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,519
Why... Why was I upset?
563
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,839
ALL STAMMER
564
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,959
ALL TALK AT ONCE
565
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,040
No, no, no!
566
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,760
It's no one thing,
or one person.
567
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,479
And it's not just today.
568
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,559
It's that, every day,
we are breaking our backs
569
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,319
to make this guest-house work,
570
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,399
and I'm already waiting
on eight people.
571
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,159
Nine. Every day,
572
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,319
it's "Turn that page,"
573
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,839
"Oh, it's time
for my programme,"
574
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,919
or, "Google this horse,"
575
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,479
and without even a word
of thanks.
576
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,400
No, I don't want an apology.
577
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,159
And I don't want
some big song and dance.
578
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,439
I just want, like,
a little bit of thought
579
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,440
and a little bit of help.
580
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,159
Yes, of course you can't help,
581
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,519
but do you really
have to not help
582
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,680
24 hours a day?
583
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,079
I think that might be
584
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,319
the second most
we've ever been told off.
585
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,360
Yeah.
586
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,200
I think you guys
should probably go.
587
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,319
OK. I'm going to go out
on a limb here and say
588
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:20,279
it's possible that you're still
a little bit stressed. Hmm?
589
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,639
Sorry.
590
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,399
I know you really tried.
591
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,999
Not hard enough, though.
592
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,239
What?
593
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,040
You did everything. I...
594
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,000
Give me the list.
595
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,360
That's what I want to do today.
596
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,360
We can squeeze that in.
Yeah? Yeah.
597
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,200
Best bit of the day.
598
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,839
Mmm.
599
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,680
PHONE VIBRATES
600
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,559
Oh.
601
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,319
Someone's posted a new review.
602
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,880
Any good?
603
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,440
Yeah. Amazing.
604
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,639
But we don't have any guests.
605
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,079
Better?
606
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,719
Still a bit crampy
around the knuckle.
607
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,360
I've been on it ten minutes. Hey.
608
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,239
You?
609
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,559
Ah.
610
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,919
Just the typing.
611
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,599
We all composed a bit.
612
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,119
And helped to edit Thomas's.
613
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,039
But she is a radiant beauty.
Is off topic!
614
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,359
That is really,
really lovely, guys.
615
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,839
But you have to delete it.
It's like cheating or...
616
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,359
Nonsense.
617
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,919
We are guests in your house
every day.
618
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,599
And you are
the most incredible hosts.
619
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,240
Yes. Every word's the truth.
620
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,719
"We never wanted to leave."
621
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,880
Bit of luck, eh?
622
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,799
Thanks, guys.
623
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,560
Friends?
624
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,839
Friends.
625
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,239
Aw!
626
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,479
LAUGHTER
627
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,799
ALL CHAT HAPPILY
628
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,119
You see?
We're closer... together.
629
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,439
Yeah. It sounds better
now that you...
630
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,799
What?!
631
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,159
But they be in the wrongs,
Al'son.
632
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,719
Where be the punishment?
Where be the trial?
633
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,679
Oh, no. Oh, no, Mary, we've...
634
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,079
We've made up.
635
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,839
FLAMES CRACKLE Made up?
636
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,319
But... But I was...
637
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,839
Have you forgottens?
638
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,000
Now, you listen to me,
Alison Coopers!
639
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,840
I think that might be the most
I've ever been told off.
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