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(CREAKING)

Looks like it's closed.

Don't be such a wimp.
The guy's right there.

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS)

I told you, Colleen,

if you're gonna pull this crap,
you could've stayed home.

Will you just leave me alone,
you idiot?

Well...

Jerk.

Come on already.

(CREEPY LAUGHTER)

Two tickets, please.

Round trip or one way?

(LAUGHS)

Go on, get on.
It's not gonna bite you.

(CARNIVAL MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY)
(THUNDERCLAP)

(CREAKING)

(LOUD HISSING)

(LOUD, RUMBLING LAUGHTER)

You see? It's all fake,
you little baby.

Don't you feel stupid now?

(HIGH-PITCHED CACKLING)

(HISSES LOUDLY)
(SHRIEKS)

Oooh.

(CAULDRON BUBBLES)

(BRAKES HISS)
(GIRLS SCREAM)

Look at that devil face.

(LAUGHS MALEVOLENTLY)

You're not looking. Look.

Mmm, it's kind of cool.

Ha!
Stop it, jerk!

Oh, poor baby.
Want me to change your diaper?

(LION ROARS)
(GIRLS SCREAM)

Whoa, look at that.

(PIANO PLAYS RAGTIME MUSIC)

(GUNSHOTS)

Imagine if this whole ride
shut down right now.

We would have to find
our way back out on foot.

It might take hours.

Look at that fire, Colleen.
That's awesome.

You're not looking.

You are such a little girl, Colleen.
You know that?

I'm gonna start calling you
'Colleen Cry Baby'.

I knew I should have left you
at home, Colleen Cry Baby.

I'm gonna make you get out
and walk this ride all by yourself.

You know what... (SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

(YELLS) Sam!

I'll ride your stupid...ride.

(SOBS)

COLLEEN: Sam?

(SHRIEKING)

(GASPS)

(COLLEEN SOBS)

(COLLEEN WHIMPERS)

(PANTS FEARFULLY)

(EVIL CACKLING)

(COLLEEN SCREAMS)

(CREAKING)

(CREEPY CARNIVAL MUSIC)

(ROCK MUSIC)

Cathy, am I even gonna need
a bathing suit in New Orleans?

I don't think so, Liz.

Oh, unless you're gonna pull your
top down for 'Girls Gone Stupid'.

What, like this? Whoo!

You know you're going to.
You'd love that.

Can you tell me again
why we're going there

and not some place with palm trees
and umbrella drinks?

Look at it like this.

The money that we're going to save
by enduring this trip with the boys,

and I do mean 'endure',

will more than make up for food, fun
and anything else we might need.

Think of it as business,
not pleasure, Liz.

I'm glad you suggested we go to
New Orleans. It's retro. You feeling me?

It's like something
our grandparents would have done.

When they were our age,
you freak show.

Anyway, spring break's become
this market-laden excuse

for multinational
consumer product companies

to pass out samples of shit
like deodorant and condoms.

You gave it to me for my birthday.

Take it out of the bag
and put one of these in instead.

We're going to spring break,
not to the library.

It's a condom and you have to use it
when you're not having sex with her.

You know that Jim's
driving us, right?

Yeah, I know that.

Are you OK with that
after what happened?

What happened was I got really drunk

and I hooked up with someone
I shouldn't have hooked up with.

It happened once. Come on.

You do it every weekend.

Once.
Stop.

It's like the measles.
It's out of my system.

OK, OK.
Drop it.

You do know how I get
when I get a few drinks in me.

I could basically probably
hook up with anyone.

I think the whole school
knows how you get.

Shut up.

Why don't you take it down a notch
with the movie mania?

We're trying to fit in.

What's the deal with you and Steve?

I don't know. My whole
situation reeks of cliché.

I mean, all this together,
apart, together, apart...

I'm fucking dizzy at this point.

And then the shit
he pulled this semester.

So what did you tell him?

I like the sound of alone.

Do you still love him?

I don't know.

You know, I'm 19 years old.
What do I know about love?

I highly doubt
that quickies in the dorm room

and a romantic Saturday evening
by a frat keg qualify.

(GIGGLES)
I look at it like this.

I mean, if I can get
through this trip as friends,

then that's all she wrote.

If I can't keep my hands off him,
then, well, we'll see.

(LAUGHS) Oh, so you're taking
the scientific approach?

Hell knows.

If we don't fuck during Vacation,
I'm guessing it's done.

If she can't keep
her hands off me, we'll see.

You can say that.

Oh, God, yeah.
It was totally nuts.

Hi.
Hi.

Oh, God, there they are.

(HALF-HEARTEDLY) Hey.

Gas costs?

I'm not too worried about it,

although I gotta admit it does
kind of blow my hitchhiker fantasy.

STEVE: Hey.
Hi.

Hello.

MAN: OK, gang. So we all
set to do this or what?

Big Daddy's gotta go.

Well, when's Big Daddy
gonna come home?

The road's calling, honey.
I gotta go.

'Bye. See ya.

Hey, dog. What's shaking?

(CHUCKLES)

Elizabeth, it's been a long time.

Time was the only long thing
you ever gave me, Big Daddy.

And it's Liz.

Ouch.

You got AAA for this dump?

Seriously, you guys,

don't talk shit about my baby.

They didn't mean it.

The '70s called.
They want your baby back.

(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
That is so funny. He's creative.

LIZ: He's like the kissing bandit.

Bill, thanks for the invite, man.
Should be a lot of fun.

Boy's gonna get him some tail.
My boy's gonna get him some tail.

(CAR HORN HONKS)

Get in.

I love the shag.
(ENGINE STARTS)

Alright, let's hit the road, kids.
everybody buckle up.

SONG: ♪ Making change in factions

♪ Yeah, the kids are alright

♪ It's a scene every night

♪ If the best is really yet to come

♪ We'd all stay longer

♪ And all the seasons
that we ran too quickly through

♪ Have passed... ♪

STEVE: I guess it's a self-serve.

Are you sure this place is open?

JIM: Well, the lights are on.
So, yes, I do.

STEVE: Maybe the guy's
taking a shit.

JIM: Must be free gas Friday.

No, come on, guys.
Don't screw around.

STEVE: Just go check
around in the office.

BILL: Hello?

Hello?

Hi. How are you doing?

'78, that's a good year.

Yeah. 'Deer Hunter' won Best Picture.

(CLEARS THROAT) Guess you
didn't happen to catch that one.

Yeah, it had this incredible
Russian roulette scene.

(YELLS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

"Nicky! Nicky!"

Know of any good places
to eat around here?

OK, um, have a good night.

The old guy in the back,
he didn't say a word to me.

I don't know. You guys figure it out.
I gotta go to the bathroom.

Dude, your boy can't even handle
the gas station attendant?

He's working on it.

(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Hello?

Yo.

Just drop some cash and let's jet.

Dude, all I have are 20s.
Not happening.

(URINATES)

"No matter how much
you shake the dance

"the last drop ends up
on your pants."

Poetic but true.

(WHISTLES)

(SPOOKY VOICE)
It's the Vanishing man.

(LAUGHS)

What?
Um...

You think I have
another shot with Liz?

OK, where'd this guy go?
Hey, excuse me.

Who do I have to blow around here

to pay for some gas
and get out of here?

Thank you.
That's Very helpful of you.

Jim tried to give
an old guy a blow job.

No, I didn't, asshole.
CATHY: What happened?

You should have seen
the guy in there, man.

He was talking to us about coupons,
about gas in this town.

STEVE: And we got
a coupon for a restaurant.

Liz, where's Bill?

Right here. Here, here, here.

Look at this. Look.
Look at what I found in the bathroom.

(CATHY LAUGHS) Another STD?
Another?

"Bleedings from Asbury Park,

"the Jersey Shore's infamous
historic attraction.

"25 of the most terrifying rooms
for your horrific pleasure.

"The Dark Ride celebrates
its grand reopening April 17."

Let me see that, dude. No, I know
about this thing. I heard about it.

JIM: Blow me.

Very lame.

There's things like this
at every amusement park.

Yeah, and Ferris wheels.

Big scary Ferris wheels.

(JIM AND CATHY YELL)

It's the horror attraction
at amusement parks or boardwalks.

Yeah, it's like that
'Little Rascals' episode

from the '20s on Coney Island.

It's basically carts on tracks,
slamming through doors.

I love those things.
They're so scary.

No, I read about this place.

Something happened in there.
This is the real thing.

The place has been
shut down for, like, 20 years.

It's gotta be the first time
it's opened since.

(LOCK BUZZES)

(KEYS JANGLE)

Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

(JANGLES KEYS)

(DOOR CLICKS OPEN)

Strictly vegetarian, my ass.

Why is this freak
always on the floor?

I know your face is all fucked up
but you don't gotta hide from us.

We're your friends, buddy.

What's the matter? You don't
fancy the accommodation, sir?

Your mattress too soft?
No chocolate on the pillows?

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

They've been keeping you on carrots
and codeine for a long time now.

I know you don't think
you're special.

Well, seems to me
it's about time for a change.

You hear me, freak?

I think some good old USDA prime beef

might be just what
the doctor ordered.

A little bit of iron
ought to toughen you right up.

Let's get out of here.
This is a stupid idea.

Look at his ears. I think he's deaf.

He don't give a shit
what you feed him.

But I hear vegetarians
get sick if they eat meat.

I just want to see
if that's true is all.

I mean, this is a hospital.

There's nothing wrong with
a little bit of a scientific experiment.

He's a zombie.

Let's go and mess with the girls.
That's more fun.

What? You're in a rush now?
We got all night. Give me that meat.

Oh, yeah.

Dinnertime, dickhead.

What's the matter?
Is it too bloody for you?

A little bit too rare?

You want me to send it
back to the chef

so he can cook it up
just right for you?

What's the matter?

This is a bust. You're wasting
a perfectly good piece of meat.

(GROWLING)

What was that?

Well, maybe the poor
baby's got a cold.

He could be allergic.
Let's get out of here.

You're not allergic, are you? Eat.

Eat it. Essen!

This is choice stuff,
put some hair on your...

(LOUD GROWLING)

...chest.

(GLASS SHATTERS)
(SCREAMS)

(SHOES SQUEAK)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHIMPERS HYSTERICALLY)

(SCREAMS LOUDLY)

Hey, have any of you guys actually
ever been to one of these places?

STEVE: I went to something like this
when I was a kid in Orlando.

It scared the crap out of me. I had
nightmares for two years after that.

CATHY: You always have nightmares.

Only when I think about your face.

You guys are not gonna
have that problem on this trip.

We pass by the joint
three days before it opens.

Hey, did someone
just say 'joint'?

Oh, bullshit, Liz. A beggar says "boo,"
and you get scared straight.

You never would've
gone in the place.

You're only all tough about it now
'cause the option's off the table.

I bet cash money you would
never even set foot in the place.

You gotta be the toughest, coolest,

bravest person in the fucking room,
in every room.

You guys, come on. Chill out.

There is one way to settle this.

Anybody feel like saving
a little money on a room tonight?

No way!

Why not way? Come on, let's do it.
I mean, we can do whatever we want.

Yeah. Yeah, it could be cool.

All I ever read about is
how doomed our generation is, OK,

how we do nothing
and we have it so easy.

So let's do something.

Try to keep me away.
CATHY: You're all nuts.

Fuck the motel, guys.
This sounds really fucking cool.

This is something we're gonna
be talking about for a long time.

BILL: I think we should
check it out, OK?

If it's cool, we'll go in.
If not, we'll leave.

STEVE: OK, sounds like a plan.

BILL: Look, guys, if we stay
in the dark ride tonight

we increase our funding supplies for
spring break, if you catch my drift.

Good God.

Holy shit.
STEVE: What?

That would depend.

On whether Jim
picks up this hitchhiker.

What?

STEVE: Hey, that was my fantasy.

This is almost as good
as the old man at the gas station.

I bet she's either
a psycho or a nympho.

She's a homeless,
psychotic nymphomaniac.

Where's she gonna be, Park Avenue?

CATHY: How do we know she is alone?

Maybe her boyfriend's waiting
behind her 20 feet with a chainsaw.

Maybe her car broke down.

I don't see a car.

You know, guys, I saw this
one 'Twilight Zone' episode...

CATHY: Shh!

I feel obliged to pick up
this hot piece of ass.

Call it my civic duty.

Call it your raging hard-on.

Hello. Hi.

Hop in.

WOMAN: Awesome.
Alright.

Sweet.

Move.

WOMAN: Alright.

How are you going?
I'm good. How are you?

I'm Jim.
Jim, Jen.

'J's!
(BOTH LAUGH)

Hi.

Where are you headed?
Where are you from?

Jacksonville. Boston.

I don't really believe
in owning cars.

How ironic. Cathy here
doesn't believe in seat belts.

I totally believe in seat belts. Safety first.

CATHY: Bill, can I borrow
your phone real quick?

Um, yeah. Yeah, it's in my bag.

I generally feel that people
are basically good.

however, this one time
I was following this Phish tour...

Man, I just love those guys.

So this guy, anyway, driving
this really bitching beemer, stops for me.

So chitchat, chitchat.

He was a doctor or a banker
or a mortician or something.

So he asks me where I'm going.

And don't ask me how it got started,
but we get on the subject of music.

Now I don't know a lot of things,

but in fact, music is the one thing
that I am extremely familiar with.

I just get it, get it?

So this yuppie dickhead

starts telling me about music
and how "back in the day"

and I'm like...how ADD kids are
nowadays and I'm like, "Fuck!"

You know, "back in the day"?
Music transcends time and space.

Man, it's like a whole symbiotic
relationship between...

You feeling me?

It's a like a whole
symbiotic relationship

between life, death...

...malls, pets, you know,
health and nutrition.

So Mr 2.4 Kids,
he tries to kiss me.

He actually has his
fucking sweaty paws

all over me.

(SCREAMS)

So what I did was...what I did
was I just leaned over

and I smashed down really hard
in a really sensitive place.

Are you feeling me?

My aim was dead on.

Ding, dong.

I rang the bell
and won the kewpie doll, man.

I also happened to lose my ride.

Took me, like, four hours
to get another one.

What was my point?

Oh, yeah.

You know, I generally
have to believe

that people are basically good.

Does anyone mind that
I'm sitting in the front seat?

Well, Jen, welcome aboard.

Oh, I knew you guys were cool
soon as I saw the Van.

Yeah, she's my sweet baby. I love her.

You should know
we planned a detour.

We're going
to spend the night there.

Man, I love dark rides.
You guys mind if I tag along?

CATHY: Funny, I thought
you already had.

JEN: Don't worry.
I'll hold my own weight.

Anyone want to go on a real trip?

JIM: Oh, God.

I think I love you.

Right back at you.

I haven't been here in so long.

Where is this place?

Asbury Park.

Asbury Park. I've never been here.

Look at what a shithole town this is.

Shithole towns are the best.

(JIM LAUGHS)

Holy shit. Those fucking
mushrooms just kicked in.

Yeah? Are you feeling it?

(BOTH LAUGH)

JEN: Hey, isn't Asbury Park
where Springsteen was born?

Look at this place.

God, it's kind of creepy, huh?
God, I live for this shit!

OK, this obviously sucks.

If you want to save money,
can we just sleep in the van?

Whoa. Whoa, who the hell's that?
Hey, kill the lights, dude.

BILL: No, no, no. He probably makes
his rounds about every hour or so.

STEVE: That's plenty
of time to get inside.

He's a rent-a-cop. I'm surprised
he doesn't ride a fucking bicycle.

JEN: Come on. Let's go around back.

We can figure out a way to get in.

Oh, great, we picked up Catwoman.

Let go of me.
Come on. There. That's my boy.

CATHY: Yeah, and so should we.

Cathy, could be fun.

That's right, Jen. It could also
not be fun. See how that works?

Fuck, chill, Jim.

OK, this is supposed
to be for laughs, right?

Alright, fine, I'll wait here.
And call for me when your laughs begin.

You know where to find me.
I'm fine. Go.

Go.

Yaa-ow!

Have fun with Little Miss
Too Cool for School.

In fact, why don't you just have fun?
That's what you're good at.

I'm sorry.

Do what you want with that but...

And I really do miss you.

(SIGHS)

Go ahead. The dark ride's waiting.

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(JIM WHISPERS) Jen. Jen, come here.
Listen, I have an idea.

Oh, man, this place
is frickin' huge.

(CACKLES)

(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)

Oh, my God.

God! Jesus!

Come on!

(LAUGHS)

This is fucking great.

(FUSES HISS)

Whoa, shit!

(GENERATOR WHIRRS)

(LOUD SCREAMING)

(FOGHORN BLOWS)

(SPOOKY MOANING)

(CROWS CAW)

(ROARS)

(CHUCKLES)

(DEEP VOICE) Voilà!

Way to go, bro.

Come on.

JIM: Come in, come in. Hey.

JEN: Whoo! Nice and dry.

Liz, did you think the only thing
I made in shop class were bongs?

(LAUGHS) No, seriously, though,

I just put a few wires together
and pushed a few buttons.

Ooh, I like a man who knows
what to do with his hands.

What's that?

Uh, I'm soaked.

You know, we really
should go get Cathy.

Cathy knows where we are.
If she wants to join us, she can, right?

I agree. We should check this place out.
Let's go. Come on.

Cool.

Just think, I could have hitched a ride
with a stalker.

(PIANO PLAYS RAGTIME MUSIC)

(HIGH-PITCHED CACKLING)

(CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY)
(FOREBODING MUSIC)

(ALL CHATTER, GIGGLE)

(JEN SCREAMS)

Oh, my God.

Look at the motion.

(LAUGHS)

(GROUP LAUGHS)

(YELPS)

How cool is that?

Yeah, yeah.

(CHILDREN LAUGH)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Shh.

Oh. Got you.

STEVE: Hey, dude,
don't fuck with anything.

We don't wanna add
destruction of property

to the breaking and entering
charge, you know?

Steve, Steve, just let it go.
Let it go.

STEVE: Had to go and take
those 'shrooms, didn't you?

Dude, put it down.

Yeah, Steve. Steve, really, it's OK.

It's OK. Don't worry about it. Shh.

What is this?

What's wrong, Jim?

STEVE: What did you do
to the face, Jim?

Nothing.

Yeah.

Alright, moving on.

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

Hmm.

Dude, I cannot believe
Cathy's missing this shit.

This place is fucking cool, right?

(JIM LAUGHS)

JEN: Easy. Easy, Jim.

Easy.

BILL: What do you think?

(JIM LAUGHS)

See what?

You sure, Liz? You're pretty high.

(GIGGLES)

Yes, and there are definitely
no shortage of someones

lurking in this fucking place.

God, you gotta wonder

how all this negative energy
affects this place.

I mean, it can't be good.

You're closer to the truth
than you know, Jen-Jen.

Do you guys know why
they closed down this ride, huh?

It's a local legend.

BILL: Yeah, I grew up
in Ocean grove, one town over.

Fucking A, man. I had
no idea you were from there, man.

You're from Jersey, brother?
Yeah.

Well, you had to have
heard of this story, man...

...about the two sisters...

Let me see that. Thank you.

...about the two sisters
who died right here.

Yeah, they were twins.
I think it was back in '89.

So what happened?

They were murdered
and disembowelled.

At their funerals,
it was closed casket.

Nobody wanted to view the bodies.

It was, I mean, huge out here.
It was in all the newspapers.

(SHRIEKS)

How about we turn the page
on this one, guys?

Legend goes that there was this man,

this hideous, deformed,
monster-like man

that wore a mask over his face.

He killed them.

Supposedly, the man had, like,
a mental capacity of a five-year-old.

He lived right here
in this dark ride.

What? He lived in the ride?

Yes, he lived in the ride.

(CHUCKLES)

See, the guy who operated
the ride adopted two kids...

...two very different kids.

There was the younger one,
who was normal,

and there was the older one.

He was the one
with all the deformities.

So he kept him down here,

locked up in the dark ride.

Really?

Well, I heard something similar,
but it was this travelling dark ride

that moved from state to state
to these different carnivals.

It was like urban legends, right?

No, no.

That's cute. But, no,
this is not an urban legend.

Did they go to jail?

See, in the end
the taxpayers prevailed.

The ride was closed...

(DRAMATICALLY)
..and the monster expired.

(ALL LAUGH)

JIM: Who's got the weed?

JEN: Dude.
Alright.

Yeah, so that's what happened.

Um, because I wanted
you to come here,

and if I would have told you
the story you wouldn't have came.

So I didn't.

You know, with all the scary shit
going on, it was nuts.

The kids were dead
and the town was crazy.

BILL: Jim, there's...
(CLEARS THROAT)

There's one little problem
with your story.

What's that, Bill?

The same problem
most people have --

is that they just believe
whatever they hear

without ever questioning it.

Newspapers take more liberty
with the fact

than 'E! True Hollywood Story'.

See, your guy's quote-unquote
'monster' never died.

He was shot that day
but he's Very much alive.

If you ask me, he should have
been sent to the electric chair

for what he did.

Instead, they just set him up
in some mental hospital.

Dude, you're fucking with us.

He's fucking with us.

BILL: I wish I was.

Those two teenagers...

...you know, the ones
that were last killed...

...those were my cousins.

Bullshit.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

BILL: That's how I know
that Jonah's still alive.

No, no. Give him a break.
Let him finish.

(LAUGHS)

BILL: Well, Elizabeth,
Ernie is not his name.

It's 'Jonah' and he's not a monster.

God, we do love
our monsters in this country.

But a murderer killed
my two cousins, not a monster.

The police psychologist
said the sick bastard

was actually playing
with his Victims.

Can you believe that?

He was re-enacting the sets
from within the ride.

Yeah.

Jonah see, Jonah do.

That is heavy, dude. I am so sorry.

JIM: I shouldn't have
brung it up. I'm sorry.

No, Jim, it's not
your fault it happened.

Besides, these are
the kinds of stories

you tell in places like this, right,

to try and scare
the hell out of everyone?

The only difference is
usually you're making it up.

This one's real.

(DISTANT CACKLING)

(WHISPERS) Cue the thunder
and lightning.

(SHRIEKING)

Ooh!

That's cool. Look at this.

(MACHINERY RUMBLES)

(JEN WHISPERS) Steve.

STEVE: No fucking light.

JEN: Grab a lantern
from the set over there

so we can see
what the hell's going on in here.

Come on. What?

It won't reach.
Oh, shit.

Hey, grab that mirror.

Bounce this off it.

I don't see anything.
No, no, no. Bounce it up.

JEN: OK, wait.
I think it's over there.

There's nothing in here.
Wait, wait, wait. What was that?

(JEN SCREAMS)

What the...? No!

(JEN SCREAMS) Oh, my God!

Cathy! Help! Help!

(JEN LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

I'm so sorry.
I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry.

You looked like such a dork.

Oh, my God. That was so good.
Cathy...

Oh, man, you should have
seen the look on your face.

First you were all like, "Oh!"
and then you did, like, this great...

(LAUGHS) It was fucking killer.

Aw, you still really care.

After what you said back there in the van
I was gonna...

No, fuck you, Cathy,
and stay fucked for a while.

Well, I wouldn't call three minutes
including foreplay "a while"' would you?

JIM: What the hell happened here?

CATHY: What?

It's awesome.
STEVE: You were in on this?

You were in on this?
Yeah.

And, you know, when we picked up Jen,

I kinda figured she'd be better
to get you in the room than me,

so I just pulled her aside
and asked her to help.

Guilty. (LAUGHS)

Do you guys honestly think I would
have stayed in the van by myself?

I faked.

Yeah.

Were you fucking in on this?

I had nothing to do with it.
Calm down.

It was just me and Bill. Oh, my God.

You know, I was just kinda
dying to check it out.

(GROUP LAUGHS)

No, but seriously,

my parents never let me
go to my cousins' funeral.

I never even went
to their grave site.

I've never even been here.

So, I don't know,
in some sick, twisted way

it's kind of like closure to me.

I had that with me. That would
have shown up anywhere we were.

It would have showed up
wherever we were.

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

Well, your friend Steve here
left me in a rather extreme position

a few months back
when I walked into his room

and found his dick
inside Sarah D'Amato.

This is about that?

Shut up.

Yes, it is about that, Steve.

I know you don't think
it's a big deal. It was to me.

Yeah, and she's not a fucking psycho.
This isn't funny.

Playing dead isn't funny.

JEN: It was funny.

CATHY: Hey, you know what they say --

"Don't hate the player.
Hate the game."

Oh, come on, Stevie. Kiss my neck.
You know how much I like that.

Jeez.

And you, you little piece of shit...

(CATHY YELLS) Stop it!
No, you stop it.

Lay off him.
You lay off.

You don't get to say
anything right now.

You, you want some trivia?

How many friends do you have now?
Anyone? Anyone?

Well, now you've got none.

Lay off him. Stop.

I should have left you beating off
in the fucking dorm room.

Bad joke.

I'm done.

Dude, I would totally beat your ass
if you did that to me.

But you didn't and it was great.

I didn't know you had it in you.

Look at you
coming out of your shell.

(LAUGHS)

JIM: You wanna make out or...?

OK.
Oh. It never works.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Scared the shit out of
your cheating ex-boyfriend.

That was priceless.
Right. It was good.

That was so awesome.

(GAGS DRAMATICALLY)

I have a feeling by next weekend
you're gonna need a new room-mate.

Probably.

(JIGGLES DOOR HANDLE)

That's weird. The door is locked.

Well, I would, Elizabeth,

but the door's kind of locked
from the outside.

Come on, Jim, open the door.

I bet it was Steve.

(YELLS) Steve, please.
JEN: Relax, everyone.

Please? Come on, Steve.
This isn't funny.

She's apologising, Steve.
Come on, man, open the door.

(ELECTRICAL WHIRR FADES)

(MALEVOLENT LAUGHTER)

JIM: No, seriously, guys, though,

I did a pretty shitty job
down there on the wires.

I'm not surprised
that they didn't hold up.

I'll just go back down there
and fix them.

I'm gonna be right back.
Y'all stay right here.

(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

(FUSES CRACKLE)

Jesus Christ, Jen, you almost
gave me a fucking heart attack.

Your heart rate's not exactly
what I wanted to get a rise out of.

(BOTH MOAN)

Oh, God. These 'shrooms
are really fucking kicking in.

Yeah, I know.

Well, they were on for a minute.

Maybe he's working on it.

LIZ: I bet that little slut
is working on him.

Oh, holy shit. I didn't even
realise she wasn't with us.

Hey, did you see Steve
following me down here?

Because I wanna grab him
and get the hell out of here.

Oh, really?

(GASPS)

Oh, my God.
Oh, God.

Don't you feel good?

We don't exactly
have to leave right now.

It's kind of awkward timing.
You know what I mean?

My timing is what
makes this interesting.

But what about the others?

Couldn't find their way down here
with a road map.

But I heard them screaming and shit.

Yeah, I think we should let the children
play their children games.

Besides, we have some
adult games to get to.

Oh, God, I love you.
(CHUCKLES)

Excuse me just one moment.

What are you gonna do?

Just a little...

(R&B PLAYS OVER RADIO)
Ooh.

Just a little mood lighting,
a little mood music.

Sorry I don't have cigarettes.

Oh, God, thank you.

Fucking Steve. I hate him.
I'm so done with him.

I bet he's screwing with the lights.

What goes around
comes around, right?

Screw you, Liz.
Sorry.

I can't see a thing.
I don't like this, you guys.

Hey, Liz, watch out for the tracks.
Don't sprain your ankle.

Look, I don't know
what you guys are thinking,

but if we're gonna get out of here
we've gotta find our way downstairs.

CATHY: In the dark?
Yeah.

We could use the concert method.

What's the concert method?

LIZ: You have a lighter, right?

BILL: Yeah.
OK. Come on. Let's go.

This is better.

Thanks.

(HOWLING)

(SCREAMING)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(CREAKING)

(BELL RINGS)

(CATHY STAMMERS) Steve?

(CREEPY LAUGHTER)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)
OK.

They keep screaming.
Something's wrong.

(POP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)

Oh, God, I love this song.

(LAUGHS)

They're just joking.
They're just joking.

OK.
They're just messing around.

Oh, thank you.

Cathy, we have to go now.
Look at me.

(CATHY SOBS) We've gotta get help.
Where did Bill go?

(YELLS) Jim! Jim!

(MOANS)

(BILL SCREAMS DISTANTLY)
Jim! Jim, where are you?

(JEN MOANS)
Oh, my...

(BREATHLESSLY) Wait.
What's going on?

Oh, Jen, you cannot leave me
hanging like this. It's unhealthy.

Wait.

Jen, you're killing me.
Please? Thank you.

Oh, what did I do to deserve this?

Oh, God, I'm almost there.

Oh, God.

(JIM MOANS)

(JEN MOANS)

(JEN WHIMPERS DESPERATELY)

Come here. Give me a kiss.

(YELLS) What the fuck? Oh, my God!

(SOBS) What the fuck?

Holy shit. Oh, fuck.

Fuck! Fucking come back.
What the fuck are you doing?

Don't fucking leave me.

Oh, God!

(SOBS)

(WHIMPERS) Oh, God.

Help me.

(BANGS ON DOOR)
Somebody let me out of here.

(SOBS) Please.

Somebody help me.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

(GIRLS BREATHE RAGGEDLY)

God.

What?
Shh.

Shh. Shh!
(WHISPERS) What?

Do you hear that?

(ORNAMENTS TINKLE)

(BOTH SCREAM)

Cathy.
It's OK.

Alright, listen to me.
Shh, it's OK.

(LIZ SOBS HYSTERICALLY)

Shh. I lost it back there. I did.

Listen to me, alright? I lost it back there.
I did. But I'm back now.

We have to find a way out of here.

There has to be another exit
or fire code... Something.

This is a fucking amusement park ride,
for God's sakes.

There's fucking rules.

CATHY: Shh. Shh.
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

Shhh. Shhh.

I'm too tired.

We're almost out. Come on.

No.

No, no, no, no. Where are you going?

This is my fault. Don't you get it?

I'm the reason we're here.
I brought us here.

I have to go find the others.

(CATHY YELLS) Go get help!

(VOICES WHISPER) Go get help...

(SOBS)

(SCREAMS) Cathy!

Cath?

(LIZ SCREAMS) Cath!

(LIZ SOBS)

(SOBS)

(CACKLING)

(LIZ SOBS HYSTERICALLY)

(MENACING LAUGHTER)

(SCREAMS)

That might be her!

(CATHY YELLS) Where are you?

(LIZ SCREAMS)

(LIZ SCREAMS SHRILLY)

(SOBS)

(LIZ SCREAMS)

(CRASH! )

(SCREAMS)

(LIZ WHIMPERS)

(SCREAMS)

(SHRIEKS)

(LIZ WHIMPERS)

(SOBS)

(LIZ SCREAMS DISTANTLY)

(GASPS RAGGEDLY)

(VOICES WHISPER INDISTINCTLY)

(SCREAMS INAUDIBLY)

(SOBS LOUDLY)

MAN: Yeah, this is Reggie.

I'm at the north-east side
of the boardwalk, requesting backup.

(RADIO BEEPS)

(REGGIE OVER RADIO)
Henry, Lou, that means you guys.

What's the problem, Reggie?

I got a report that there was some noises
coming from the dark ride.

I'm gonna go check it out.

Sounds good to me.
How can I help you?

Well, by definition
of the term 'backup',

I'm asking you to back me up.

Reinforcements are on the way.
Yeah, 10-4.

(WHIMPERS)

REGGIE: Anybody in here?
This is security.

Anybody in this building?
Oh, my God!

Anybody in this building?

Hello!

Oh, my God, please.

REGGIE: Hello! Anybody here?

Goddamn, girl, what the hell
are you doing in here?

Alright, look,
everything's gonna be OK.

Just calm down. Come with me.
We'll call your parents, alright?

Just relax.

What are you pointing at?

I told you, miss,
everything's gonna be just fine.

(EXHALES FAINTLY)

(SCREAMS)

We'd better get over there
before Reggie splits.

(WHIMPERS)

(SOBS) Ow!

Wait, please.

(CRIES HYSTERICALLY)

(WHIMPERS)

(MUTTERS) Out of range.

Come on. Work, please. No!

(SOBS)

Oh, my God! For fuck's sake!

(SOBS VIOLENTLY)

(JIM SCREAMS)

Come on, you fucking phone.

(BANG! )

Jim!

Oh, my God.

(HIGH-PITCHED GRATING)

(WHIMPERS)

(SCREAMS) No. No.

(CACKLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(SCREAMING)

(ABRUPT SILENCE)

(ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN)

Cathy?

Cathy. Cathy.

Cathy, wake up.

Cath...

Oh, shit.

Bill: Jim.
Bill?

Bill.

Dude, you're...

...you're alive, man.

Are you OK?

Dude, I'm about as far from OK
as OK gets, man.

I'm freaking out of my skull.

You need to get us
the fuck out of here, Bill.

Shh. It's over now.
What...?

I know. It's OK. It's over now.

Is he dead?
Are you kidding me?

I don't know if it's a he, a she
or an it, man. I don't care.

We need to grab Cathy
and we need to get out of here.

Is she OK?

I mean, she...she has a pulse, dude.

I don't know.

Bill...

...what are you doing here, man?

I could have sworn
I saw you guys take off.

How did you get away?

Are you kidding me, Jim?

I know this place
like the back of my hand.

Jim...

(STABBING SOUND)

How many friends
do you have now, Steve?

Arggh!

revenge, huh?

Don't call it revenge,
think of it as...

...time-released justice.

Fuck you, assholes.

(GROANS)

Well, Jim...turns out
that Norman Bates was wrong.

Seems a boy's best friend
isn't his mother.

It's his older brother.

Each murder he committed
was like a little present.

He wasn't just playing...

...he was playing for me.

Some monsters are harder
to recognise than others, Jim.

(MOANS FAINTLY)

Thanks for your help, Cathy.

(SIRENS WAIL DISTANTLY)

(EERIE CARNIVAL MUSIC)

(CHILD LAUGHS)

(THUNDER CLASHES)