All language subtitles for Clap, You Dead

No. No. The car needs to
be more forward.

Can't you see it's not lit?
Where's the cinematographer?

Do I have to stay like this
to satisfy you sadists?

Linda. Check the framing.
-I don't know a damned thing!

Setile! Setile! I can never
find you? Help me fix this.

Okay, Setile, you know her.
-Leave me in peace.

Still hanging around? I told
you, I don't want to see him!

Otherwise I'll...
-Whore! Found someone?

Get him out of here!
-How dare you insult her?

All she's good at is sleeping
in a different bed every night

Get out of here... Disappear!
-Go fuck yourself as well!

See what happens when
you cut costs? See that?

I'll take these out! What
you're filming is different.

This scene can also go, it
doesn't rise up to your genius

I was wondering why you keep
the script guy close by?

Because you're a writer?
Like that, as a hobby.

'Ciak, You're Dead'

She really is dead!
Come, quickly.

It's not possible.

Look at her! Call an ambulance.
-Ambulance? What'll they do?

Slowly.
Don't touch her

Make way.
Make way.

This is beta two.
Has Menzel been told?

He's on his way.
-Received.

Over and out.

Start taking down names.
-Who was closest to the car?

I saw her first.
-First name and last name?

Brandy Collins.

And you?
-What! Don't you recognise me?

I'm Benner, the famous director
-Your name?

Inspector Menzel is arriving.

Why are you running?
It's the charge of the 300!

Stop pretending to work.
Slowly. It's a funeral!

Can't you hear the music?
-A funeral for amateurs.

Exactly, but I joke about it.
-You're filming a parody.

Two years wasted! It was my
masterpiece. Reduced to this?

You're ruining me.

You've been ruined for a while

Out of here with that thing!

Ready?
-Ready.

Cameras.
-Running.

Ciak.
-45

Action.

I don't understand why he
created a part that's so bad?

Publicity, I guess.
-They don't care for her death.

If they pay to see this film,
it certainly won't be for her.

‘You came here with nothing,
you leave with nothing'

Stop, damn it! Disgraceful...
Disgraceful!

Production team, I asked you
to get me professional actors!

They fell into the hole.
But how? Production!!

1 said professionals, not women
dressed as men who can't walk.

wake up! You're making me
waste film. Let's start again!

Teacher, the police are here.
-Tell them I'm not here.

Were you invited to help here?
-No, we have some questions.

Good morning, Inspector.
-Good morning.

I am at your disposition.
-I'd like to talk in private.

Okay. Let's go to my car.
Andalu, come here.

Dear. Have a break and get
the next shot prepared. Please.

That shadow shouldn't be there
-Can you elaborate?

There, look.

It's a reflection, it's not
how we would light an actor.

Nobody noticed this?
-It's hard as it's a fast shot

Let's watch it again.
Look.

Only by playing it back in
this way can we see it.

Then the murderer was in
the car and escaped later?

They knew what was happening
or they couldn't have prepared.

It limits the amount of suspects

Mr. Benner, apart from
you, who knew the script?

There really isn't much of a
script, it's mostly improvised

You want me to believe you
don't know what you're doing?

Stories I know well, but only
when I'm filming.

Mr. Benner, I find this odd.
-There's nothing I can do.

What can you tell me about
Linda's private life?

Not much...

If I were you, I'd have chat
with Hanson, a real character.

An electrician she had hired.
Before she died she fired him.

Hanson. Richard Hanson?
-Yes.

Come in.

What are you waiting for?

Mr. Hanson?

We want to speak to Richard,
but he's not at home.

He's never here, he spends
what he has on whores!

He never thinks about
his father, never!

Do you have children?

Where can I find him?
-You seem respectable.

People who don't look in their
pockets. Know what I mean?

I bet you help your father
once in a while, am I wrong?

Maybe not. If you asked my
father I'm sure he'd tell you.

Try ‘La Cora'. on the corner,
he spends his days there.

Goodbye.

- Come back soan, people
like you are hard to find.

And if you find them, they
haven't got a penny.

I'm looking for Richard Hanson
-Who is he?

A blonde angel with wings on
his back, You seen him?

I don't want any hassle.
See that door? Down there.

He might be busy when
you find him.

Who the hell?
-Sorry, you Richard Hanson?

What do you want?

First answer our question.
-Yes... I'm Hanson.

Linda Jones was murdered.

I read it in the newspaper.
-Want me to stay like this?

Ah! Fuck off!
-That's what I was doing!

So...

Where were you yesterday?
-I'm not involved in this...

I was fired, so I left.
-You hassling her?

Who didn't have it with her?
-Let's talk about you.

Inspector. Rosie... Rosie!
Where the hell are you? bitch

Rosie, come here.

What is it?
-Where was I when I finished?

Here, with me.
-At what time?

Early. Much earlier than usual
He told me he'd been fired.

Would you testify to that?
-Certainly, I'm sure.

Inspector, I'm not involved.
There are others who'd testify

Okay, but don't leave town,
understand?

Don't mess us around, it would
be big mistake.

Inspector.
-Yes, Prosecutor?

I'm being hassled by reporters
What will I say?

Tell them the clues are still
vague, wait a day or two.

Very well, but hurry it up!
-I'll do my best.

Good work.
-Thanks.

Hi.

Good morning, Inspector.

We don't have much on Hanson
Maybe it was the truth?

But I'm not convinced.
We've got nothing solid.

I want a list of everyone who
hung around with Linda.

Research her private life
in these past few years.

With emphasis on her
personal relationships.

Personal? I wouldn't say that.
-Put aside your personal ideas

The murderer hated her
seeing how brutally she died.

We've nothing useful, so far,
from the interrogations.

The motive is missing.

How did you make this coffee?
-Must've used the wrong jar.

Come in.

What is it now?

The shadow in the film, that
might be the key to this.

It would be too easy to catch
the killer with just a photo.

It's too convenient, It'd be
like leaving a calling card.

Yes, put her through.

It's Mary, Inspector, I want
to tell you something.

I don't care about Linda,
she's gone. The other night. .

Fanny and I were sat near the
camera. Fanny saw a shadow.

Damn it! He's told everone.
... You were saying?

See, inspector? I saw it
-Let's meet. Can you get here?

No, meet me at the director's
villa tonight, there's a party

No, I want to see you now.
1 don't want to waste time.

I can't. It's late and I'm
working. It's very important.

Where is it?
-7km from the provincial...

... up in the mountains.

I'll come to you.
-As you wish, see you there.

What's wrong?
-It's incredible...

... in the scene I wrote, she
should've died in a the pool.

Think of it! She'll die like
Joan of Arc, It's much better

You have little imagination.
-Of course, of course.

You could massacre Greek
tragedies, and Shakespeare.

On the other hand, as you
say, I have no imagination.

Close that, it's not
needed anymore.

Well?
-Teacher, we're ready.

Mary, tilt your head up a bit
more. Good, that's it.

Let's immortalise her.

Cameras ready.
Rolling, scene 142, take 1.

Action.

Mary! What are you doing?
My dear, please don't do this

Change the script or I walk,
I'told you I hated this scene

I have a name! if I'm going to
fail I'll fail with dignity.

Excellent, Mary. This is great,
only greats are this capable.

Yes? Who am I? A stupid fool?
I'll destroy your career.

Idiot.

Mildred...

Mildred, take note, a 15 break
due to that fool Mary!

Then we'll do the accounts.
Signed Benner.

What will teacher do next?

Ah, it's you.
See? It always happens to me.

Damn! She's ruined the scene.

Damned bitch!

-.. And I pay, pay, pay, pay!
Still I can't get what I want.

Don't you understand me?
I work with this! This!

This isn't a script you can
alter just for this idiot!

Don't you understand me?
Isn't it possible? The police.

Great, It's all over now.
We'll all be locked up now.

Good morning.
-Good morning.

Where is Mary?
-She should be by the camera.

Mr Benner, I don't share
penchant for sarcasm.

Check her caravan, she should
be there resting. That bitch.

Mary. Mary?
It's Inspector Menzel.

Get forensics down here. Get
ten men and set up a roadblock

Wait.
Get a list of everyone here.

30 people interrogated
and 30 people with an alibi.

Naturally, as I imagined,
there's no fingerprints.

Inspector, the cable?
Hanson is an electrician.

Great, Malden, I'll arrest him
because he's an electrician?

Follow him, you never know.
Prosecutor.

Look what the papers say about
us! Are there any leads?

There's Richard Hanson.
-Why wait? Arrest him.

I can't.
-I'll get you a warrant now.

Shall I make you a coffee?
-Right, that's all I need.

The police are still
snooping around.

You're surprised? Two murders?
You really do lack imagination

See what they want.

Go on, move it.

Evening, Inspector. Back?
-Good evening.

Hello, Inspector.
-Good evening.

Want to speak to Mr. Banner?
No. We came to look around.

This is a different culture.
Your Director has certain ways

Is that so? Does he live here?
-Yes. Banner is an original.

Maybe too much?
Have you worked here for long?

Yes.
I've been his writer for years

l understand.

Excuse me.
-Please.

Ms. Fanny?
-Yes.

I'd like to talk in private.
-How can [ say no to the law?

Look. Over there, come on.

We met the other day?
-I don't think so.

Yes, at the interrogationd.
-No... no. Another occasion.

I've never seen you before.
Excuse me.

I'm sorry to take you away,
but work is work.

Well, Inspector?
-Listen...

Before Mary died she told me
when Linda died you were...

... close to to the camera and
you could see the shadow.

That shadow probably belonged
to the murderer.

See, Fanny, you're the only
person who saw the criminal.

We saw something, a shadow.
-Don't be afraid, tell me.

Sometimes, a detail you think
insignificant, is vital to us.

I can't give you a name or
point someone out. Above all. .

... Above all, I don't want to
end up like my colleagues.

You'll be protected. I've got
an officer watching this place

Reassuring, but I can't say
something that may be wrong.

Truth is something we must
procure. Tell me what you know

Inspector, let me socialise.
We'll talk about this later.

Guys! Guys! How boring, guys.
Let's see some life here.

You as well, go and dance.
Music, music. Everybody dance.

Come on, follow me...

What are you doing up there?
-I'm a hermit. I feel lighter.

Why did you leave the party?
-I like to be above everyone.

Seen from up here, you don't
look serious, like the others

Everyone should sit high up.
-Aren't you bored?

So banal. Anything better?
-Yes, a neck ache!

I won't stop you joining me.
-Right, that's an idea.

It's not too bad up here.
-Some Champagne?

I never drink on the job.
-You're sitting next to a lady

You're part of the group,
and this makes you a suspect.

You're wrong, It must be you
who kisses me, if you want to?

Listen,
Yes, to hell with the job!

It's... It's you Inspector.
-Any objections?

No... no.

Agreed? Be alert and call...
-This number! He's taking me.

Keep your eyes well open.
-Yes, Inspector.

‘Keep your eyes open'

Are you staying here tonight?
-Yes.

Come, I'll show you my room.
I'll sleep knowing you're here

Don't open your door.
I'm going to look around.

I'll be in shouting distance.
-Well, I'm here. Thank you.

What's your name?
-Malden. Bert Malden.

Thanks, Bert.
-It's nothing, Madam.

Hello.
-Hello, Sergeant.

I'm disgusted, Ken. They party
without any care for others.

How many people die around
the world? Thought about that?

... We'd need to be on guard.
-You speak the truth.

Stop!... Stop, or I'll shoot!

The scream came from here. Run!
-What happened?

Who was screaming?
-It sounded like Fanny.

She's breathing, Don't move
her and call an ambulance.

Use the other telephone.

Inspector Menzel, quick!
-I'll put him on.

What's happened Malden?

Doctor.
-Yes.

Inspector Menzel, I want to
see the woman they brought in.

It's very grave, she has a
serious wound to the head.

We'll keep her on life-support.
-If 1 can have a few words?

In her condition? Impossible!
-l only need few minutes?

I'm sorry but she's under.
-When she comes to, call me.

Certainly, Inspector.
Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Menzel calling central
Menzel calling central

This is central,
you can speak Inspector.

Any news from forensics?
-Nothing, that's a negative.

Continue your research.
Very well, Inspector.

Come on, move it.

Hello?
One moment.

Agent?
-Yes.

You're wanted on the phone.

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
-Lower your voice, please.

Are sure it was central?
-Yes, they asked for you.

Hello?

Open the door. Open the door!

What's going on in there?
-I'm locked in with the guard.

Run to that woman's room!
-Who? The actress?

Yes, yes. Run, run!
Go and check on her.

I'm in trouble.

Help me, I don't know where
to go. I have to hide...

The police are hunting me.
-It's not the first time.

They suspect me of murder.
-You had to slip up eventually

1 was expecting it.
- don't have an alibi.

I'd be the first to doubt you.
You enjoy living like scum.

You shouldn't have said that,
because I could also blame you

I'll say what I want.
You're a killer? Deal with it!

They could put me away for life
The police will never look here

Am I so convenient for you?
Get out here!

Where?
Where do you want me to go?

I've never asked you for help.
-Go back to your whores.

Go away.
-Don't send me away!

What? You want to beat me now?

No.

You've really done it this time
She nearly died in front of you

I'm going to have a rest.
-And I'm fresh as a daisy?

How is that possible?
You slept didn't you?

What is it?

I'm on my way. Let's go to the
clinic, Fanny's been killed.

What a night.

Yes? Where?
I'm coming straight over.

Two motorbikes and a car.
They're following Hanson.

Where?
-Later, get to the clinic.

Let's go round the other side.

Alpha 3 calling central?
Respond.

Alpha 3 calling central.
-This is central, speak.

Hanson spotted, heading to
the waste site, going east.

Alert Inspector Menzel
and the other squads.

This way.

He went that way, Inspector.
Two officers are in persuit.

There's no roads down there!
-That's right, it's all sewer.

The only way out is the river.
Get me the phone.

Menzel calling central
Menzel calling central

Speak Inspector.
-Hanson is going to the river

Converge on Ponte Vecchio.
He may be armed and dangerous.

To Ponte Vecchio.
-'All cars, go to the river'

This is Gamma 4. We're heading
to Ponte Vecchio. Over and out.

Anything down there?
Nothing.

The sewer entrance is here.
-Is it the only one?

I think so.
-The Inspector's here.

1 think Hanson will come out
of the entrance down there.

Yes, but I want to be sure
there aren't any other exits.

Great! You let him get away!
-He knows the sewers well.

Two cars on the other side.
Lest he drown, he won't be far

Get in contact with central and
tell them we'll wait here.

Do you see anything?
-What can I see? It's black.

With this current he's probably
already dead.

Central? Inspector Menzel here
-Central here, we're listening

Hanson has escaped. Leave some
cars here. I'm coming back.

Send someone for Rosie, and
bring her to my office, over.

Inspector.
“Yes?

This man has called many times
-Have they found the woman?

Yes, she's in your office.

Let's see if you have the guts
to lie to us again?

I could arrest you for
false testimony.

I want to give a way out of
all of this.

Still say Hanson was with you?
Did Hanson tell you anything?

No!
-Listen, I haven't got time.

I'll let you reply. Either you
tell me, or I'll lock you up.

What can you tell
me of Hanson?

I get it. Book her.
-You can't do that.

Can't 1? Book her!
-What charge? Prostitution?

You can't do this.

Yes?
-Looking for me, Benner?

Yes, Inspector.

They wouldn't let me see Fanny
-I'm not surprised, she's dead

Dead!
-Yes, someone killed her.

Hanson has escaped so I advise
you to stop filming.

I should stop? Impossible,
I've got one scene left!

You've time to think about it.
If you do, I'll be there. Bye.

What're you doing!? It's so
serious! This is a parody!

You got a sense of humour?
You just don't understand it.

I used a taxi to come here?
While you visited whores!

Teacher? Me with prostitutes?
-Right, I forgot that you...

Give me the keys.
Give me the keys!

Wait for me in and don't
let this happen again.

Listen up.

Listen Rose, come here.
Antalu you come here as well.

The end of the film must be a
surprise. We'll all be in it.

It'll be a first and, pardon
me, a great idea of mine!

By 'us' you mean me and you?
-Certainly! What do you want?

It's the drink you asked for.
-Ah, yes.

Thanks, You'll go far!
Let me explain, Ross...

In a duel between good and
bad, we, want are optimistic.

We want to show the "good".
-The last scene won't work?

What'll be left of my script?
-Your name in the titles.

Men in black. The 'bad'. Women,
the 'good', like we saw earlier

Let's get ready. Everyone!
The operator and grip escape.

Now you've made me an actor,
could you tell me how it ends?

I don't know! We'll have to
see if ‘good' wins, or ‘bad'

Tell me what I have to do?
You must have some idea?

We'll put it all in the mix
and leave it to my creativity.

Do you all trust me?
-Yes, teacher.

You do very well to trust me.
Good! Let's go.

You just write down the takes.

Sit down, Ross.

You just think about the
lights and the set.

Look who is here?
Our dear Inspector...

... and, naturally, his
right-hand man.

You've brought backup.
Expecting to capture someone?

It's an evening most unsuited
to distractions. Excuse me.

Keep an eye on the director.
-Understood, Inspector.

Come to be my bodyguard?
-No, you don't need one.

Have you caught Hanson?
-No, not yet.

Come. Come, Inspector.

One moment. Not you Mr. Benner
“What?

I have good reason.
-You exaggerate, as I said...

.. I don't need protection.
-You can't stop me doing my job

You can't stop me from my work!
-If you don't, you'll see.

Very well, as you wish.
-Do I really have to wear this?

Certainly, everyone does. How
many times do I have to say it?

You'll direct this scene.
-Please, clear the set.

What is this? A sci-fi film?
-l don't understand anymore.

Don't worry, he doesn't either
-A big name director like that

Get ready. Men on the left,
women on the right. Quick.

Damn! He made them wear masks
Get behind them and follow.

What do you want? Let go of me

Found anything?
-They're all the same.

Take it off or I'll kill you
in front of everyone.

Here's the finale nobody
was expecting.

A finale with the great teacher
-He's gone crazy.

Has someone called the police?
-Here they are, they're coming

Have a good look at what's
about to happen. Listen up.

Only a madman could do this.
Put down that weapon.

You, Benner, were too good.
You kept using your own ideas.

Now it's my turn.

Stop! Too many pointless
crimes have been committed.

He made his name destroying my
work, just like all the others!

I hate you Benner. I hate you!
You'll pay for this.

Look.
Everybody look.

As you can see, it wasn't me.

I was trying to clear my name,
you'd never have believed me.

You're wounded.
-Tis' but a scratch!

He did it. wanted him alive,
I wanted to immobilise him

But things went differently.

I want to speak to the police.
I saw him kill Fanny.

Just like he killed Mary. They
were both witnesses to a murder.

You stay here.

Come with me, Teacher.

You could at least thank me?