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(lighthearted music)

(lighthearted music continues)

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(printer whirls)

(knocks on door)

- Hi.

- Hi, I'm sorry to bother you,

this is really awkward,
I actually don't even,

I don't even know why I'm here.

(Woody chuckles)

- That's okay, it's okay, I do, come in.

Take a seat.

(door squeaks)

(door thuds softly)

- I'm sorry, I'm, I'm
just really confused,

can, could you explain...

- Yeah absolutely, I will.

Just take a seat, don't take a seat,

whatever you want,
(Leah chuckles)

I'm gonna go grab something

and then we'll get started, okay?

- Okay.
- All right.

(paper ripping)

(box thuds softly)

Okay.

All right.

(Woody grunts)

I'm Woody by the way.

- I'm Leah.

- Oh hey.

I see.

- I think I'm actually supposed to

give you this.
- Whoa!

Oh my God.

It's the missing D!

(Woody laughs)

Oh my God!

Hang on.

I haven't been able to display these,

much to my dismay but now, thanks to you,

check this out.

(block thuds)
- [Leah] Ward.

- It's my full name, it's Darwin Ward.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I've had these things forever

and then I lost the D a long time ago

and I never put them out

'cause I didn't like
looking at war all day,

- Yeah.

- but wow, I can't believe you just-

- [Leah] Well it's funny actually

how that block came to me.

- [Woody] You know, it always is.

It's...

Okay.
- Okay.

- Yeah, let's get started.

(Leah laughs)

All right, so what I'm gonna to need to do

is I'm gonna have to ask
you a couple of questions.

- Okay.

- Okay, just answer honestly.

- Okay.

- You'll be fine.

- Okay.

(Leah laughs)

- Okay, question one.

Complete the following sentence.

"You shall be..."

- Rewarded.

- Yeah, right, good.

See?
(Leah chuckles)

Simple.

(Leah chuckles)

You got it?

Number two, "Do you remember what you wore

"on your first day of
school in ninth grade?"

- Yes, I do.

(Leah chuckles)

It was a white t-shirt

and in black marker I
had written "vandalism".

(both laugh)

- It says here that you
spelled vandalism van-dial-ism,

is that right?

- Yeah, that sounds...

This is embarrassing but
I'm kind of a bad speller.

- That's all right, a lot of people are.

All right, last question.

This one's, it's a little weird but

"Do you or don't you?"

- I do.

- Good.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Awesome, all right.

Are you ready for the cool part?

- Okay.
(Leah laughs)

- So, I need you to take this,

- Okay.

- I need you to close your eyes

and I want you to focus on that rock.

Okay, I want you to squeeze it,

I want you to squeeze it and hold it tight

and I want you to visualize it

turning any color that you can imagine.

I'm gonna close my eyes with you, okay?

- Okay.

(Woody exhales)

- Okay, do you have it?

- Yeah.

- What color is it?

- It's green.

Like the green that my
room was when I was little.

- And what happened in that room?

- Nothing.

- Okay.

Okay, you can open your eyes now.

- Can I let go?

- [Woody] Yeah.

One second.

(lighthearted music)

(Leah laughs)

It's a nice wall color.

- Yeah.

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- Congratulations, come with me.

(Woody sighs)

This is it.

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It's okay.

It's okay.

(lighthearted music continues)

Now, it only opens from the other side,

when it does, go in, okay?

- [Leah] What's on the other side?

- Honestly, I have no idea

(lighthearted music continues)

but I'll tell you this much

not everybody gets to
go through that door.

You're special, Leah

and I might be just a little
bit jealous of you right now.

(Leah laughs)

You're gonna be fine.

Hell you're gonna be better than fine.

- Okay.

- They're gonna take care
of you like a little lamb.

Okay?

Don't be scared.

You'll be fine.

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(lighthearted music)

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(Nyles whimpers)

(Nyles hyperventilates)

(Nyles gags)

(Nyles sobs)

- [T.V Host] We're
gonna go ahead right now

and remember the last time we did this

there was no pro lines.

We're gonna go ahead and we're
throwing in the Shaq Plaque.

That right there is a $50
value in and of itself.

Keith, show them a shot
of the Shaq Plaque.

Hold on, they can't be doing this.

They're telling me right now,

if you call in in the next 10 minutes

that we're gonna give you a
Burton Sanders rookie card.

Folks, I repeat, this
cannot possibly be correct.

Do not call, stop calling.

They're telling me that we're giving away

a Burton Sanders rookie.

So this cannot be right,
this cannot, oh my God.

No, they're telling me that it is right.

It's right here, this
Burton Sanders rookie

it's worth more than the pro lines,

it's worth more than the Shaq Plaque,

it's worth more than the Jordans

and that, is right here.

Somebody's gonna lose their job Keith,

it's gonna be me or you.

♪ When the sun falls down
with the city's escape ♪

♪ You never would believe it's a holiday ♪

♪ 'Cause they go, go, go ♪

♪ And they never will
stay just a little while ♪

♪ And they leave you alone
in the little sad house ♪

(locker clanks)

(Trudy exclaims)

- [Trudy] God you gotta be kidding me.

- You okay.

- Hey, how's it going?

- Good what's wrong?

Boyfriend?

Sending you letters

from slammer doing five
years armed robbery?

- How'd you know?

- Good guesser.

- It's a cheque, he owes me
money the joy of breakups.

- Sorry.
(Trudy sighs)

Well I live right there so, you know,

you ever need a little sugar come on by.

What?

I didn't mean that.

(Woody laughs)

- You said it.

- I know, I totally, I meant it in like

the folks say it like, come on by

and grab a cup of sugar from a neighbor.

This is a mess.

I'm sorry,
(Trudy laughs)

- It's fine.

- all right, I'm not gonna say I wasn't

you know, trying to be
a little flirtatious

but I wasn't trying to be like creepy.

- But your intentions were flirtatious.

- Yeah I mean a little bit, who, you know,

who borrows a cup of sugar?

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Good.

- Good.

Okay.

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(upbeat music)

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- Mum gets nervous when
you sneak over there buddy.

You gotta go home.

You hear me?

You gotta go home.

(phone rings)

Go home.

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(phone rings)

Hello.

- [Ripley] Hello is his Nyles Kominski?

- [Nyles] Yeah, this is him.

- Hi, my name is Ripley Huwing

I'm interested in the
Burton Sanders rookie card

you got listed.

Yeah see that little bit
of wear in the corner here,

it's not a huge deal but
it's definitely not mint.

It says 40, I could give you 30?

- Sure.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Who do I make it out to?

- Nyles Kominski.

- Okay.

Can I?

- [Nyles] Sure.

- Where did you get that?

- It was my dad's, I mean the whole box.

- So he was a dealer by profession

or a serious collector or?

- My dad?

I'm not even sure he
knew what baseball was.

- You have no idea what
you have here, do you?

Okay.

That, that, is a 1972 Montgomery Boyd,

his first year playing from Milwaukee.

Do you know anything
about Montgomery Boyd?

- No.

- Okay.

Montgomery Boyd was born and
raised in Brooklyn, New York,

a diehard Yankees fan.

His dream came true when he
was signed to the Yankees

in 1970 but after two
won successful seasons,

he was traded to Milwaukee a
move that upset him immensely.

Look, look, can you see what
it says on his bat, there?

- "Yankees forever."

- To show his discontent over being traded

he carved a Yankees forever into his bat

before posing for his first
picture in a Milwaukee uniform,

a move that no one caught
until it was too late.

The 1972 set was released
and then immediately recalled

after the writing on
the bat was discovered.

Boyd was forced to pose for a new picture

and the cards were re-released.

Then of course he went on
to win three world series

and lead the league in RBI for practically

the rest of his career.

Prior to the recall, five of these cards

were known to have gone public, five,

until today.

Looks like they were six.

So you wanna buy that one too?

(Ripley clears throat)

- No, actually I already have
one but if I didn't, well...

(papers rustle)

- That's worth that?

- Yeap.

- Seriously, a baseball card?

- Yeah.

- Well, how do you have one?

- Same way you do, belonged to my father.

Unlike yours however mine knew
what he had and kept it safe.

Speaking of which,

we'll need something much thicker

but for now let's at least
get it in one of these,

certainly better than your shoe box here.

Do you mind if I?

- Please.

- Okay.

(card thuds softly)

(Nyles chuckles)

- Wow.

- I'm gonna put you in touch
with a guy named Proctor,

I think I wanna take that off your hands.

Oh and

here is your cheque,

thank you for the Burton
Sanders although I must confess,

I am significantly less excited about it

in light of our recent discovery there.

Unbelievable.

Well Nyles, it's a pleasure
doing business with you.

- Yeah you too.

Hey, it would have been
real easy to rip me off

so thank you.

- Yeah.

(upbeat music)

♪ You got caught in the mirror ♪

♪ You told me it's safer to stay ♪

♪ I woke with sad now it's sadder ♪

♪ But what was bad now was better ♪

♪ Let's all go to bed ♪

♪ Yeah, let's all go to bed ♪

(phone rings)

♪ I knew I'd surrender ♪

♪ As I was leaning on you leaving before ♪

♪ But it's hard to remember
what you's said in September ♪

- Hello, Lillian speaking.

- Hey Lillian, this is Ripley Huwing.

- Oh Rip, mind if I call you Rip?

- Kinda, actually.

- So let me guess, you're finally ready

to sell that Montgomery Boyd.

- Not exactly but I think
I know someone who is.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

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- Moses, what are you doing here?

- I wanted to see Proctor

but he keeps coming to the window

and giving me one of these.

- He's a little busy at the moment.

You want me to give him a message?

- No thanks, I can wait.

- In that case, would you mind
giving him a message for me?

- Of course.

- Everything looks to be on
schedule with Ripley Huwing.

- Oh good.

- You sure?

- Oh yeah he'll be great.

I think I'm just a little
attached to this one that's all.

(Lillian exclaims)

- That's sweet.

It's just a bout of
anticipatory nostalgia,

that's to be expected,

I think.

- [Moses] Anticipatory nostalgia.

Good grief.

Proctor's starting to wear off on you.

- That's a good thing I hope.

- Sometimes.

- I hope you're not waiting too long.

- [Moses] Thanks.

Hey Lillian, you're doing a great job.

- Thanks Moses.

(upbeat music continues)

- So this was just here when you moved in?

- [Woody] Most of it.

- So you paint?

- No.

(Woody laughs)

- Wow, what do you do?

- Like my job?

- Yes.

- I'll show you.

(Woody clears throat)

- [Trudy] You wrote these?

You're a children's book author?

- I'm a children's book author, yeah.

- May I?

- Yeah, of course, I like that one.

I think I might do a sequel
to that one actually.

- Are you working on anything right now?

- Yeah, I am, I am, I'm
struggling a little bit

with this new one for some reason.

I have like two pages written which for a

children's book author
is about seven words.

(both laugh)

- Well, can I hear them?

- It's literally like nothing.

- Please.

- All right.

- Yeah.

- Hang on.

All right.

Right now I'm calling it
"Rutherford The Complacent Cat".

- "Rutherford The Complacent Cat".

I like it.

Do kids even know what complacent means?

- Most of them probably don't,

but that's kind of the point.

- Right.

I'm ready.

- Okay.

"It has been said that cats are curious

"but Rutherford was not a curious cat

"he was complacent one

"and nothing made Rutherford more..."

- Complacent?

- Yeah, there you go.

(Trudy laughs)

- "Than the comfort of his cat
nip covered kitten caravan."

- I love it.

(Trudy laughs)

Go on.

- That's it.

That's it, I literally,
I have "but then..."

but I don't know what,

comes next.
- But then...

That's very intriguing.

That's a cliffhanger.

- Yeah, well my agent
didn't seem to think so.

- Well tell him to take a chill pill.

- Her.

- Her too.

- Yeah.

(both laugh)

- But these are amazing, seriously.

Don't worry about Rutherford,
his time will come.

- I hope so.

- But then...

(lighthearted music)

- What?

- Dot.

- Dot.

- Dot.

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(Trudy panting softly)

(printer whirls)

(Woody groans)

Right.

- [Trudy] What, what, what is it?

- I need to stop, I'm sorry.

- What?

Oh I'm confused, did I do something?

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

You didn't do anything.

It's tonight it's just, right
now is not at a good time.

- Why, we were just...

- I know, I know and it was great.

- All of a sudden the
printer starts going off

and we have to stop?

(knocks on door)

Do you have a girlfriend?

- No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

Look I promise I don't
have a girlfriend okay?

It's nothing like that.

Look, look at me, look at me.

I really, I really, really like you.

- I really like you too.

- Okay but I have to answer the door.

- Well if it's not a
girlfriend then who is it?

- I don't know.

(Trudy scoffs)

- Wait, wait, wait,
can we, Trudy trust me,

can we just talk about this tomorrow?

(knocks on door)

Just talk about it tomorrow, okay?

Please.

- I'm sorry, I obviously interrupted.

- No, you're okay, you're okay, come in.

Come in, come in, come
in, come in, come in.

Come in and Trudy we'll talk
about this tomorrow, okay?

I'll call you tomorrow.

- Hi.

(door thuds softly)

- I don't even know if
I'm in the right place.

- No you're in the right place.

- Do you think you should go after her?

- No, she's okay, you're in
the right place, it's okay.

I'm Woody.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Would you, take a seat anywhere you want

and I'm gonna go get a couple of things

and we'll get started.

(paper rustles)

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

- Wait, just a second.

♪ Burn down the wick my friend ♪

♪ I burn the candle end to end ♪

♪ Let the fire burn that twig again ♪

♪ I turn the darkness down my love ♪

♪ I turn up and around above me ♪

♪ You turn your love light on ♪

♪ And burn that twig again ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ Burning up my spine ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ I can feel the fire ♪

♪ Trailing around my mind ♪

♪ Burn down the wick ♪

♪ Burn down the wick ♪

♪ Burn down the wick ♪

♪ I burn down the wick ♪

(upbeat music)

Proctor.

(upbeat music continues)

- You must be Nyles.

Let me look at you.

(upbeat music continues)

I wanna see the card,

I wanna get down to the nitty gritty,

I wanna get right down to
it but first hang tight.

Okay, feel free to grab a book

I want you to pass the time comfortably.

I can't speak to the thickness of the book

you should grab as I simply don't know

how long I'll be and that's not intended

to intimidate or inconvenience you

it's simply a matter of fact.

No book?

Okay.

I apologize if this takes
me a very long time.

- It's none of my business
but did you eat yet?

- Okay, that went better than expected.

Now where were we?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Will you help me, help me
close these up will you?

- So you think this Proctor
guy's gonna buy it off him?

- I don't see why he wouldn't.

- You ever think about selling dad's?

- No way man, I mean it's
about the memory, right?

It's about respecting dad.

In a few years the money
would be gone and then what?

- I guess.

It depends what it's a memory of.

- The Montgomery Boyd
has bad memories for you

all of a sudden?

- They broke in, killed our parents

and didn't even take the most
valuable thing in the house.

- Okay, have a seat.

- Drinks, snacks?

- I'll take a club soda, Nyles
would you like a club soda?

- No, thanks.

- I don't want one either.

Now about this card.

- Yes.

(violin plays)

May I see that?

The pad, the paper, the book.

- Yeah, it's just my sketches.

- May I see it?

- Yeah.

- I admire this.

Lillian, come see this.

Can I commission a work from you?

- [Nyles] Sure.

- May I rip up a sheet of paper
out of here, a blank sheet?

- Yeah.

- You have a pencil in your bag?

- [Nyles] I don't know if I-

- Oh, hold no.

Is this okay, it's a number two.

- Yeah.

- Fantastic.

Here's what I would like,

I would like this fine, fine, fine cat

to be drawn right here

and I would like the cat to be swimming.

(both laugh)

- Wait, You understand the humor there?

The, they hate swimming,
cats hate swimming.

- They hate it.

(Lillian laughs)

They hate swimming and I
would also like for him

to be enjoying himself.
- Yeah.

- I mean enjoying himself in the water,

just enjoying himself swimming
on a, on a summer's day.

- Right, enjoying the summer day, right.

- Great.

I'll leave you to your work.

- Oh right now?

- [Proctor] I'll pay you handsomely.

(Lillian murmurs)

(Nyles clears throat)

- We would have sold the
house if it was up to you.

I have to twist your arm to
even get you to come over here.

You hardly kept any of their stuff.

- You wouldn't let me take
the only thing that I wanted.

- Oh my God, are you
seriously about to bring up

the Monet book again, I
thought we agreed to let it go.

- Sorry, I guess I can't just let it go.

- Why would you get that book Penley?

- Because I wanted it.

- Art was me and mom's thing, I'm-

- Right and baseball
was your and dad's thing

and music was your and dad's thing,

they were my parents too we had things.

- I told you a thousand times
Pen, take the goddamn book.

(Penley chuckles)

- You kind of ruined the
memory but thank you.

- You know what your problem is?

You run from the pain man,

I accept it.

- I've never run from the pain Ripley,

I've just been able to move on

and I'm sorry if you
think that that makes me

less sensitive than you but
I think it makes me healthy

and I think it's what
mom and dad would want.

- What do you think?

- Proctor.

- [Proctor] Wow you do work fast.

Let's have a look.

(lighthearted music)

(lighthearted music continues)

(Proctor laughs)

(Proctor continues laughing)

(Proctor continues laughing)

Delightful, now, if I
may see Lillian's pencil,

I'd like to write something on this,

you being the artist I will
need your approval to do so.

- Certainly sir, it's your drawing.

- It isn't actually,

I've commissioned this
piece for someone else

but more on that later.

The pencil?

May I use your back?

(paper rustles)

(lighthearted music)

All right, now, in this case
is a large sum of money,

enough to pay you handsomely
as promised for this drawing

and to cover the Montgomery Boyd,

the value of which I'm
sure you've researched.

The passcode for the briefcase is 027

but I have one more request for you,

a request for which you will find

when you open this briefcase
using the passcode 027,

I've paid you a bit extra for
a delivery fee and gratuity.

Now this drawing for which you
have exceeded my expectations

is not for me as I stated earlier.

I would like you to deliver
it to its desired recipient.

The address is 36231 Milo, apartment 27.

I don't expect you to remember that,

it's written down inside the case.

You will need to remember
the apartment number however,

to open the case, seeing as
to how the apartment number

and the passcode are one of the same.

If you were to forget that number, 027,

you'd be unable to open the
case and access the address

thereby warding your
delivery of this drawing,

which has exceeded by every expectation,

a service as I've mentioned,

I've paid for along with a 20% gratuity,

well actually, actually,
a little more than 20%

and only because I have thoroughly,

thoroughly enjoyed your company.

(Proctor exhales sharply)

Now, does this all seem tip top,

do we have a deal as they say?

- Yes, we have a deal.

- Fantastic.

(Proctor laughs)

Okay I think that's it Nyles,

Lilian can show you out if
you don't remember the way

and I will bid you a fond farewell.

- The Montgomery Boyd,
you don't wanna see it.

- You've left it with Lillian, correct?

- Yes.

- Great, great, I'll get to that.

You have a great day
Nyles, enjoy that money

and make sure that this
wonderful piece of art

makes it to its new owner.

- Should I tell him it's from Proctor?

- I wouldn't, I wouldn't
bother, he has no idea who I am.

Good day.

(upbeat music)

- Do you need me to show
you out or you'll be okay?

- I think I'll be okay.

- Great.

- Thanks, yeah.

- Oh and Nyles, when
you give him the drawing

just do what he says okay?

Even if it seems peculiar.

Trust me.

- Okay.

(upbeat music continues)

(Priscilla laughs)

- But then...

But then what?

- Well that's the question, isn't it?

I'm not sure.

I don't know, I've been distracted, I...

Rutherford's just not finding me yet.

- We have a meeting with the publishers

first thing tomorrow morning

and all you can tell me is
Rutherford's not finding you yet?

Perhaps you let Rutherford
go for the time being

and focus on writing something new

or what about the
"Clemente Diebold" sequel?

- No, no, no,, no, Rutherford,
Rutherford's the book.

I just need more time.

- Six weeks.

- [Woody] Yes Ma'am.

- Woody,

if you don't have something
substantial by that time

it is not gonna be good.

I would suggest you get to work.

♪ The night wears the
skyline the leather ♪

- Bye.

♪ Hooligans hide in her pockets ♪

(knocks on door)

- Can I borrow some sugar?

♪ Blue pages, bird cages, bowling pins ♪

♪ High products of discipline ♪

♪ When love come to tickle your forehead ♪

♪ Forts smell like snow ♪

- Leah?

Leah.

Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Woody.

- Yeah, I know.

(Leah laughs)

- Sorry I'm just kind
of shocked right now,

I've I've never seen anybody after the...

You know.

- Oh, oh well.

- Yeah.

(both laugh)

Wow this raises so many questions

that I didn't even know existed.

I mean, I don't know where it goes

but obviously you, you, come back?

- Yeah, yeah.

I just got back actually
about a week ago or so.

(Leah chuckles)

- I mean dare I ask from where?

- Well I, I don't know if I
could put into words where

but I can, I can try and explain why.

Have you ever had a moment
in your past, you know,

like a tragedy or something that you

desperately wish you
could undo or take back?

This gives you the opportunity to do that?

- Okay, so let me, let me,

I just wanna be clear
are we talking like a,

like a bad grade on a math test or

you don't like the, like the
death of a family member?

- Well, either I guess.

(phone rings)

I'm so sorry.

One second, okay?
- Yeah.

(phone rings)

(birds chirping)

Woody.

- Please, if you're just gonna sit there

and make me feel guilty,

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

I've tried that,

it's not as simple as you make it sound.

At least not for me.

Are you hungry?

No?

Oh so you're just here to
remind me I'm a coward.

Okay.

Okay.

Thanks.

(sheers clank in distant)

(knocks on window)

- What are you up to Woody?

(window thuds)

- Since when do you do the landscaping?

- Woody being the landlord

means I've done every single job

and fixed every single
thing you can imagine

around this place.

- Cool.

- What are you doing with the rock there?

- I don't know Moses,
why don't you tell me?

Do you know what it does?

- You've always been content
Woody, what happened?

- Maybe I wouldn't have been
so content if I knew the truth.

- Talk to me Woody, what happened?

- Do you believe in coincidence?

- Depends on how you define
coincidence I suppose.

- How about this?

On this exact date five
years ago my parents died

and then today I found out
that I could bring them back

is that coincidence?

- It doesn't work like that Woody.

- Right.

(window thuds)

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(lighthearted music continues)

(box squeaks)

(mirror breaks)

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(Woody sighs)

(printer whirls)

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(paper rustles)

(knocks on door)

(door squeaks)

Come in.

- I'm supposed to deliver this to you.

- Great, thanks, come in.

- Oh, I don't think
I'm supposed to come in

I think I'm just supposed to deliver that.

- Fine, fine, don't come in.

I'm gonna ask you three
questions answer honestly, okay?

- Sure.

- Complete the following sentence,

"You shall be..."

- Rewarded.

- Perfect.

- Number two,

"Tell me about the first
time you smoked a cigarette."

- It was a little league baseball game,

afterwards a friend found
a half smoked cigarette

in the parking lot, still
burning and I tried it.

- Everyone else was afraid, right?

- Yeah.

- All right last one.

Sorry it's just, it's different.

"I'm happy,

true or false?"

- Does that mean you or me?

- You probably.

- False.

- Look there's a whole other part to this,

can we, can we finish inside?

Just come inside.

(door thuds)

Okay.

(Woody exclaims)

Okay, I need you to take that rock.

- Okay.

- I need you to close your eyes

and I want you to visualize it

turning any color that you can imagine.

- Really?

- Just, just do it.

You got it?

- Yeah.

- [Woody] Is it clear?

You can stop.

- [Woody] Put it down I'll be right back.

Is that it?

- Yeah, how do...

(rock thuds softly)

- [Woody] Good, come with me.

- Where are we going?

(upbeat music)

- [Woody] We aren't going anywhere.

You are gonna stand in here,

the small door's gonna open,
you're gonna go through it

and then your life is
gonna be forever changed

for the better.

Congratulations.

You're gonna be fine.

Just go in, close the door behind you.

I'll leave you be, all right?

♪ And the to fate my history ♪

(door squeaks)

(door thuds softly)

♪ Leading somewhere to the start ♪

♪ I know I don't belong here ♪

♪ But no one plays a part ♪

♪ But I might like it long here ♪

♪ I haven't found the start ♪

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- I was 19 and very desperate

and very angry and very selfish.

My friend and I decided
that it would be a good idea

to Rob somebody, not like
one person like a house

and we had guns because we
were just bad kids, I guess

but we never used them,

not on anything other than a beer bottle

but we brought them with us, you know,

to be like real robbers

and we had black gloves and black masks

and we knew exactly what house to do.

My friend worked for a landscaping company

and he did this guy's lawn and
he had looked in the windows

and knew right where everything was,

everything we wanted anyway

and so we broke in and they
were supposed to be on vacation.

We knew this because they told him

not to do the lawn that week
but I guess they didn't go

or whatever it was, they were home.

A husband, the wife and their two sons

and had split up and I was on
the other side of the house

but I could hear him down the hallway

and then I heard the man's voice

and I knew we were done.

So I crept up and there's my friend

holding the wife at gun point.

I mean, I thought we were just

going to steal the DVD
player or some jewelry

and there's my friend holding
this woman at gun point

and the husband has a rifle
on him and that woman,

she sees me creeping him
from behind so she screams

and he turns around and
put that riffle in my face.

I,

I panicked, I shot him,

right there.

So she screams out louder
and my friend shoots her.

He grabs me and we be takeoff
and then as we're running

I can hear that the kids had,

the kids had woken up
screaming from the gunshots.

(Nyles sobs)

- Do you know who Emily Van Buren is?

One day Emily Van Buren was
weeping at her mother's grave,

she was 54 years, heiress to
an incomprehensible fortune

and at that moment feeling
unbearably grievous

after the recent death of her mother when

during the momentary
lapse in her fit of tears

she noticed the neighboring grave

or rather she noticed the two young boys

kneeling before the neighboring gave.

- They were paying a visit to the stone

of their mother and father,

the dates on the stone indicated

they'd both died on the same day.

- Upon seeing the nine
and 10 year old grieving,

not one but two parents Ms. Van Buren

suddenly gained new
perspective on her own tragedy.

When she returned home that night

she decided to volunteer at
the local animal shelter.

- As her mother was an animal lover

who'd made volunteering at the
shelter a weekly occurrence.

- An activity she asked Emily
to participate in repeatedly.

(Osmond laughs)

- Yes a request Emily repeatedly denied.

- So it wasn't grieving her
death that she would finally

attempt to connect with that
which inspired her mother so

and it was while spreading the newspapers

on the kennel floor that she saw picture

that changed her life forever.

A picture of the two grieving
boys from the cemetery.

- Yes and the caption, orphaned
during a home invasion.

- She realized at that point
that the animal shelter

while satisfying wasn't enough.

- [Osmond] Yeah so she started
the Van Buren Foundation.

- [Claiborne] Where she
yearly takes in thousands

of neglected and abused
children from around world.

- Through the Van Buren Foundation

she started the Ebeneezer Scholarship.

- Ebeneezer being the name
of the dog she was setting

the papers down for that
April night at the shelter.

- Yeah.

The Ebeneezer Scholarship
is geared towards

putting kids through college

who otherwise wouldn't have the chance.

- Yes Stevens Stillwater was a recipient

of the Ebeneezer Scholarship.

- Yeah Steven went to MIT
in Cambridge, Massachusetts,

where he was monumentally instrumental

in developing an improved
version of the pet scan.

- With a 45% better
success rate of detecting

early signs of cancer.

- Yeah, Tally Bozo was a
recipient of one of those scans,

without it his cancer
would have gone undetected

until it was too late to save his life.

- Instead he went on to lead a revolution.

- A west roller regime
run by militant warlords.

- And restore peace to his country.

- Yeah.

- Now, shall I go on?

- So you're saying I did a good thing?

- Oh good Lord, heavens no.

- We're saying what's done is done.

- Would be disastrous to undo it.

- But say the word...

- No, obviously no.

- Everything happens for a reason Nyles.

(upbeat music)

- Does anyone ever let
you push the button?

(Osmond laughs)

(Osmond claps)

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(knocks on door)

- Whoa.

(door squeaks)

Hi, thanks for coming.

- Thanks for having me.

- Yeah come in, come in.

(door thuds softly)

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

- [Priscilla] I'm just

(Woody murmurs)

so excited that you're back to work.

- [Woody] Oh back to
work's an understatement

I've been just writing
like crazy actually.

I think I have one piece that
I would consider finished

and ready to submit.

- Oh, so you're not
talking about Rutherford?

- No, no, no, no, no,
that's, I'm done with him,

I've moved past that, wasn't working.

Anyway I think this new
book is, it's great,

I think it's gonna work
best as a board book,

it's probably gonna be about 10, 12 pages

and if we get some
really good illustrations

I think it could be, I
can be really strong.

Okay.

I'm calling it Theodore
and the Stubborn Rock.

- It's very cute, I
love it, okay continue.

- Okay.

Okay.

"The rock was small but
he couldn't move the rock.

"Like a ping pong ball but
he couldn't move the rock.

"The door was small but
he couldn't pick the lock

"and he never thought to knock

"and the rocket grew but
he couldn't move the rock

"and time withdrew the
minutes on the clock

"and the door it grew but
he couldn't pick the lock

"and he couldn't move the rock.

"The rock became a boulder
and Theodore was growing older

"and the rock was on his shoulder

"but he couldn't move the rock."

(paper rustles)

What'd you think?

- I have a request for you Woody

and if you are unable to grant it,

I think we have a serious problem.

- Wow okay, what is it I'll do my best.

- Why don't you read me the real book

you've been working on,
the one that you intend

to publish for children because
that cannot possibly be it.

- So you didn't like it?

- Darwood, we've had a good run

four books we can be extremely proud of

but I think this relationship
has run its course, I'm sorry.

- No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,

are you dropping me?

- You took care of that yourself.

- Look, tell me what to do,

give me notes I'll change it.

(Priscilla scoffs)

- Clean up your goddamn
apartment and take a shower.

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- [Woody] Go away.

(upbeat music continues)

I said go away.

What are you doing?

- Your job.

(water sloshes)

Come with me, you're doing great.

(upbeat music continues)

Just open this closet,

I'm not coming down with you.

By shutting the door the pain (mumbles)

(upbeat music continues faintly)

(printer crackles)

- You're not gonna ask him any questions?

Make him do any tricks with rocks?

- He passes, trust me.

- Trust you?

What does that even mean?

What his life is so bad that there's just

no way we could possibly ever reject him.

- There's no we here Darwood

and you've let something you
understand very little about

completely overtake you.

- What I understand

is that I've never asked any questions,

I've done everything that's
ever been asked of me

and I've done it happily

but while I sleep 10 feet from a door

that lets junkies and prostitutes

have a second chance at life

I'm somehow not worthy of the same.

When I graduated college

my parents tried to take me out to dinner,

I made them go ahead to make
sure that we had a table

and they got in a car
accident and they died.

You don't think that that
is something worth erasing?

Explain this to me.

- That's not how it works Darwood.

- Then explain how it works Moses.

Explain it.

That guy in my closet
right now, what did he do?

What did he do to deserve this?

And what's he undoing?

What?

A rape?

A murder?

I just want my parents back.

What did he do?

What unfathomable regret is
he undoing from his past,

Moses please make me feel better.

- He was on a game show.

He was winning about to walk
away with a lot of money

when he risked it all,
went home with nothing.

- Please you're joking, right?

You're obviously joking.

- I am not.

It's not too late Woody.

Get the apartment cleaned up.

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(rock thuds)

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(Woody sobs)

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- I don't even wanna do the (mumbles)

(upbeat music continues)
(Woody sobs)

- I just wanna forget the day
that I moved into this place.

(Woody sobs)

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(upbeat music continues)

(birds chirping)

(Lillian exclaims)

(birds chirping)

- Good morning Woody.

Welcome to happiness.

- What's going on?

Where am I?

- I just told you.

Come with me.

First you have to get out of bed.

(upbeat music)

♪ Called you from you sleep to tell you ♪

♪ I, I'll be leaving soon ♪

♪ But I won't be coming home ♪

You thirsty?

- Yeah I'm a little thirsty

- Yeah, wish I had some water for us.

(Woody chuckles)

- I remember you, you know.

- You do?

- Yeah I remember you too.

- How you been?

(both laugh)

- This is where we part, for now anyway.

Go on in they're expecting you.

- They?

- You've nothing to worry about Woody,

you just walk in there

and they'll take care of
you like a little lamb.

I'll be right here when you get out.

♪ Has it been a week or 30 days ♪

♪ Or has it been year ♪

(birds chirping)

(machines beeping)

(upbeat music)

(Osmond exclaims)

- Osmond Thatcher.

My wife Claiborne,
you'll have to forgive us

we've just been swamped.

Please have a seat.

Darling, it's 24 inches
now please trust me

23 won't be enough, he needs the room.

- [Claiborne] It said
22 and a third Osmond.

- There , there, there, just
a teensy bit more darling.

So what can we do for you?

- Where am I?

- Well that's a bit odd, isn't it?

I mean, you were so desperate to come here

and yet you didn't know what here was.

Peculiar, yeah?

- Forgive my husband he
likes to be rhetorical.

Dear perhaps you would
tend to Mr. Matthews

and let me speak with Darwood.

I'm afraid we don't have time
for your grand inquisition.

- [Osmond] Very well.

- Now Darwood, allow me to weed through

my deer husband's circumlocution

and bring to light the
point he was attempting

to have you reach on your own.

You do realize that, dear I say imprudency

and so desperately seeking that which

you understand so little about.

- What I do understand is that apparently

I could change something
in my life, undo a regret.

(Osmond exclaims)

- The plot thickens.

- So it was your encounter with Ms. Leah

that created this longing, yes?

- Yeah.

- And you will decide to undo what?

It's going to be too high darling,

why don't you let him rest
and get back to the Maestro.

- The Maestro can wait,
I've almost got this.

- I'm sorry, you were saying.

- Nothing.

- Tragic as it was, you'd make peace

with the untimely passing of your parents

so I'm not sure that's
what's truly eating you

and you're not the curious
kinda you, are you?

It's not the nagging of the unknown

that has you so gutted,
so what is it my dear?

- Jealousy.

I was jealous and envious
of seeing everybody

go through the door, you know

and feeling like I wasn't deserving.

- Because you weren't
deserving my dear boy.

- The people you watched

pass through the gateway in your room,

these are the hopeless.

- The rejected.

- The broken hearted.

- They've hit bottom.

- Their lives void of happiness,

that's who gets to go through that door.

- Yes, congratulations.

(Osmond laughs)

Come on back up my good
boy, we're here to help you.

- By taking back the day
I ever moved in there.

- Is that what you'd like?

- What, you can really do that?

- Push the button.

(Woody swallows loudly)

- If I push it I never would
have written my first book.

I mean "Clemente" is based on, on Moses.

(Woody chuckles)

Before that I was trying
to become a decathlete.

- Yes we know.

- And my old neighbor was dating my agent,

my ex agent now, I guess but I mean,

she's the whole reason that,

that "Clemente" was even discovered

and if I push that button I
never would have met Trudy.

- Listing the pros and cons is futile.

Of course your life would have
been drastically different

in some cases for the
better and others not.

- You could take back
your parents accident

but the drunk driver who
hit them went to prison

and his infant son no
longer suffered his abuse.

The spider web of cause
and effect is infinite.

- There's always gonna be suffering

and there will always be
the opportunity for joy,

the question is how we deal with it.

Pushing the button isn't
going to change that.

- I can't say you wouldn't
have made a fine decathlete

but you like writing books, don't you?

- Yeah I do.

- So look if, if I don't push this,

would I go back to my apartment?

Back to guiding people through?

- No, I think you've fulfilled

your obligation as the tenant.

- What if I don't want it to be over?

- We've already found
your replacement Darwood.

- Wow

and what if he says no?

- We chose him like we chose you.

We wouldn't choose
someone who would say no.

- He's going to be fantastic
just like you were.

It's time to move on.

- You'll be happy again Woody.

Let's call this a speed bump.

(both laugh)

(Wood exhales sharply)

- Well now what?

- Now it's time for us
to get back to work.

- [Woody] What do I do?

- You need to spend more time here

before you're ready to go back.

- [Osmond] Unless the heat's good for you.

- [Claiborne] Use it to finish your book.

- Man, Rutherford.

- [Claiborne] That's it.

- Oh my God.

Oh my God, that's perfect.

- Go write it down.

- Thank you.

- We have to go back to work too.

- Real quick, excuse me, this thing,

this is just kind of out there,

you guys worried somebody's
gonna fall on it or?

- It's really more of a visual aid.

- Got it.

Great.

Thanks.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

♪ When I'm feeling lost ♪

♪ I sit down next to you ♪

♪ Pour myself a drink ♪

♪ Wait there till it's through ♪

♪ In the silence I can change ♪

♪ Or hold on like you do ♪

♪ I never understand ♪

♪ How I got here with you ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Alive and dying ♪

♪ Pick me up ♪

♪ Never stop ♪

♪ I've never wanted anyone
as much as I want you ♪

♪ You understand ♪

♪ Alive and dying ♪

♪ This world of dead I own to you ♪

- [Nyles] Now tell me about
your book, what's it about?

- [Woody] It's about a cat.

- Okay, tell me more.

- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait a minute, wait a minute.

You drew me a picture
of the cat didn't you?

- I did.

- Yeah there was the
drawing, it was fantastic.

- Thanks.

- Do you think you could do more of that?

- Yeah, why not?

- Like do you think you could
illustrate a children's book?

- Give me one more second
Ripley I apologize for the wait.

If you'd like help yourself
to a book to pass the time.

Well that's a fantastic
book and a great choice.

- It's very heavy.

- Well it has many pages.

- Would you like to see
the Montgomery Boyd?

- I would.

Wow, it looks,

nothing's getting past that.

(both laugh)

- No, I've kept in perfect shape.

- It does look lovely.

Are you sure you want to part with it?

Financial considerations aside,

I know this is of tremendous
emotional value to you.

- Yeah but it's time.

- Well it is in beautiful shape

and I'll be happy to compensate you

for the full market value.

I'll go fetch the money and
I'll return immediately.

- You know,

I really like this book,

what if you gave it me?

- Well, you know, I too enjoy
the book but if you want it,

then I suppose you should have it.

All right, I'll go grab that money.

- No, I mean, in exchange
for the card, you know,

like a trade.

- You would trade a mint
condition Montgomery Boyd

for an old book on Claude Monet?

- He's a great artist.

- It's a deal.

(lighthearted music)

- It's none of my business
but have you eaten?

- No.

- We'd love it if you stayed for dinner.

- Oh, I'm sorry I can't,

I'm meeting with my real estate agent.

- You're selling your house?

- [Ripley] Selling my parents' house.

- Has the search for a new home begun?

- I've looked a little but nothing yet.

(lighthearted music)

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(people chattering)

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(lighthearted music continues)

(all clap)

(lighthearted music continues)

(lighthearted music continues)

(clapping continues)

(all exclaim)

- [Moses] How are you coming?

- Good.

Good, final walkthrough.

- This is Ripley Huwing,
he'll be moving in.

- Cool, hey.

- Nice to meet you, you're
gonna love the place.

- Thanks, yeah I'm looking forward to it.

- Cool, I'll leave you to it.

- Goodbye Woody.

- Right.

- It's been great having you.

- Good luck.

- Yeah, you too.

- Well, I'll leave you to it.

We'll talk.

- Sounds good.

(lighthearted music)

(lighthearted music continues)

(lighthearted music continues)

- Hi.

- [All] Hi.

- How's everybody doing?

- [All] Good.

- Good?

You comfortable?

- [All] Yes.
- Yeah?

Good.

Today we're gonna read
"Rutherford The Complacent Cat".

"It has been said that cats are curious

"but Rutherford was not a curious cat,

"he was a complacent one

"and nothing made
Rutherford more complacent

"than the comfort of his
catnip covered kitten caravan.

(all laugh)

"But then..."

(upbeat music)

♪ My pen's all dried up ♪

♪ By the time that I met you ♪

♪ 'Cause I'd written all these songs ♪

♪ With no one to sing them to ♪

♪ And I know you wanted desperately ♪

♪ To hear me sing your name ♪

♪ But by then my heart was cold ♪

♪ I'm right back where I started ♪

♪ And the words just keep on coming ♪

♪ Words of love, words of pain ♪

♪ Words of things I've yet discovered ♪

♪ You're the constant subject ♪

♪ You're the object of my longing ♪

♪ Guess you finally got that song ♪

♪ Sorry it took so long ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Didn't want to love you weak ♪

♪ But there's nothing we can cry on ♪

♪ And I couldn't let you win ♪

♪ But here's plenty we can lie on ♪

♪ But not doing before I
did a lot of the latter ♪

♪ I just thought that you should know ♪

♪ So maybe I'm here ♪

♪ 'Cause you never got that
tear and maybe you are gone ♪

♪ 'Cause you never heard that song ♪

♪ But I just want to show you ♪

♪ That whatever be the reason ♪

♪ Now that I'm on my own ♪

♪ I've done plenty (mumbles) ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ It feels pretty good now ♪

♪ I can say it did before ♪

♪ But you closed another window ♪

♪ And it opened up the door ♪

♪ The door you've been
dying to open up for years ♪

♪ And you finally cracked that lock ♪

♪ I will fantasize or worry ♪

♪ Or whatever you wanna call it ♪

♪ I'll let the universe decide ♪

♪ And I'll just try to follow it ♪

♪ Wherever it may lead me
I am ready for anything ♪

♪ I'm finally fit to love ♪

♪ And I'm all I need ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ And I'm all I need ♪