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My name is Yamada Naoko.

A super skilled magician
who has great luck.

There's a
100% accurate fortuneteller around.

The theme this week of
the stalker Professor Ueda,

is a fake fortuneteller who brings bad luck.

I was told
when I went to that fortuneteller...

You'll lose something very important.

But what's missing is Ueda,
who had been stalking me.

Yabe, who wears a wig, and I
got into the fortuneteller's house.

There, believers gathered for a reading
of the future.

In the video tape, she foretold things
that did happen in the future.

Then...

You, the ones glancing at each other.

You won't be able to find
your precious thing now.

Ueda isn't important to me at all.

But where is he now? Ueda.

(For you. From Suzuki Yoshiko.)

Why?

Why did she know everything?

Now I'm going to call out lucky ones
who can see

Suzuki Yoshiko-sama face to face.

Tokugawa Suzunoshin-sama.

Here.

Naniwa Joe-sama.
Here.

Joe?

Shiketa Shigeo-sama.
Here.

Jaw-breaking name.

Yamada Anthony-sama.
YAY!

A foreigner?

Nishinakajima Minamikata-sama

Isn't that a neighborhood in the
13th district of Tokyo?

Later I'll show you the way to
Yoshiko-sama's room.

Now please wait in the lounge.

Great...

Osabe-san.

What's inside of that?

Just sweet potatoes.

Definitely not your life savings, right?

It's none of your business.

If you want to donate it all to Yoshiko,
I'd advise you not to.

What she said about the future are all lies.

But how about the video
we just watched?

Anyone can make a tape like that.

She just needs to record many tapes
with different content.

Today is sunny or rainy.

Tokyo is snowing or
Kyushu is raining.

All right.

But how did she know the singer
Minami has heart disease?

There must be a trick.

The sky had stars all over. However,

you also heard that Tokyo would
have the biggest snow in 30 years.

Then Minami-san was sent to a
hospital because of heart disease.

Eh?

Then Minami-san was sent to a
hospital because of heart disease.

Right! Watch here.

Don't you feel she spoke faster?

Tokyo would have the biggest snow
in 30 years.

Then Minami-san was sent to a
hospital because of heart disease.

You're right.

When that pedestrian passed by,

at that moment, she was blocked out
of the view, right?

She used it to change her words.

Maybe she was just talking about
something normal.

Like what?

Tokyo would have the biggest snow
in 30 years.

Then Minami-san was sent to a
hospital because of heart disease.

Then because of the snow, there'd
be traffic jam on the high way.

Ah?

What did you just say?

That's right! Actually she was saying,

That because of the snow, there'd
be traffic jam on the high way.

She was going to foretell this,

yet she happened to hear the news
about the Japanese opera singer.

So she found out she just needed to
change some words while she was

blocked out. Her prediction would be
exactly correct.

Just change "because of the snow,
there'd be traffic jam on the high way.

To "Minami-san was sent to a
hospital because of heart disease."

Just a small change.

No way.

See? Don't be cheated.

Those who want to test Yoshiko-sama

are you.

No. She just said it for fun.

Is there someone coming to test her?
Only she herself knows it.

Let me give you some advice.

You better not say such things here.

Osabe-san.

You...

Eh?

Ueda?

Yamada Naoko
NAKAMA Yukie

Ueda Jiro
ABE Hiroshi

Yabe Kenzo
NAMASE Katsuhisa

Corrections and translation
awrittensin

So hot...

Do we have to stay here?

Yabe-san.

Come here.

What are you going to do
with your underwear?

I mean, I guess I could
wear it for two or three more days...

Hey...

What?

Ueda-san must be somewhere in here.

Why?

I seemed to hear his voice.

From where?

But just for a second.

So I might have heard it wrong.

Could he be prisoned somewhere?

All right.

1, 2

Ueda-san...

If you're here, answer me...

Can't you be a little less conspicuous?

Are you a ninja?

Did you hear something?

Are you hungry?

Here. Yabe-san.

Ueda-san.

Ueda-san?

We can go right in from here.

What happened?

Obaachan!

Sorry...

Are you all right, obaachan?

Who would do such a thing?

Hey! What are you doing?

You did this?

This old woman stole my money.

I won't let her go
unless she confesses.

I didn't do it.

You liar.

This is the proof.

I asked her to take care of it.

Now the money's all gone.

Madison bag?

There was no money inside from the
beginning, was there?

That's not true!

When I was carrying it,
it was really heavy!

There wasn't money inside,
there was dry ice.

After it melted, there was nothing left.

Because it's very cold inside.

It's really cold.

Wow! It's so cold.

You... it's none of your business.

I knew it.

You're lying.

I can tell by the way you're
moving your fingers right now.

What?

No matter what kind of lies we tell,

our bodies will unconsciously
reveal the truth.

Do you want to test it out?

These are lie detector cards.

It can sense lies,
it's a very convenient tool.

Even the police use it.

No we don't.

Are you a policeman?

Yes.

No, no, completely not!

Now, I'll give you ten normal cards.

Then on the last one,

I'll write "I lied."

"There was no money in the
bag from the beginning."

Now, please look carefully.

Do you know which card I wrote on?

Of course I don't.

Even though you think you don't know,

your heart actually does know.

If you're lying

your subconscious will lead you to

choose the one with "I lied."
written on it.

Ridiculous.

Ridiculous.

Then please pick a card at will.

And then touch it.

The one you chose

is this one.

That's impossible!

Nonsense. It's just a coincidence.

Coincidence...
Shut up.

Tell your excuses to the police.

I'll never come to this place again.

Let's go...

Thank you very much.

I'm the caretaker here.

My name is Okinamatsu.

Yet as you can tell,

All I do is cause trouble.

That's his fault.

And recently my health is getting worse.

People like me should have early deaths!

What are you talking about?

You look pretty healthy!

... or not.

Anyway, there are some pretty
convenient technologies lately!

A card deck that detects lies!

Now the bad guys won't get away with it.

I want to see its power, too.

See it?

It's just a magic trick.

First I gave him ten cards,

and then I wrote on the last one
"I lied."

I was just pretending to write.

So the card I placed on the table
had no writing on it at all.

Please choose a card as will.
And then touch it.

I had prepared this card in advance.

Then I just waited for him to
choose a card

and put it on the top.

Turn two cards that stick together
at once.

You see?

You're such a fraud!

That is really something!

Can I look at it?

We're here looking for someone.

He's very big.

And has extremely big bones.

Yes... I saw him here before.

Or maybe I didn't...

Obaachan, which one is it?
Speak up!

Or I'll lash you and beat you.

Be gentle.

I was just hired here.

I can't remember everybody's face.

I'm really sorry.

Are you all right?

You all right?

Obaachan. How long have you worked here?

I was born here.

About half year ago, many people
started to come here continually.

In return for being the caretaker here,
I'm allowed to stay here.

It's not lonely here and all.

Obaachan. Have you heard about the
"time gap?"

Yabe.

I heard it's around here.

I don't understand complicated things.

But there's a legend of mysterious disappearances here.
(mysterious disappearances = 'kamikakushi')

Mysterious disappearances?
(kamikakushi can also mean "hidden hair.")

During the Warring States Era,

some girls seemed to disappear
in the mountains several times.

Talking about this.
Yabe.

No one could find them in the
whole mountain.

But after a few days, they would
come back suddenly.

When asked where'd they'd been,

they'd say "The World of Tomorrow."
(Asu no sekai)

The World of Masturbation? (Masu no sekai)
ASU!!

Tomorrow someone will come.

From where?

From the Southern Country.

I'll tell everybody.

Tomorrow...

Everything the girls predicted came true.

You see. She foresaw it.

Such as many warriors
coming to the village.

Or someone's married daughter
would come back, etc.

What are you doing?

Uh just...

Morning exercises.

Hey. The time gap isn't over there.

What are you talking about?

Don't pretend.

You're here to find the time gap,
aren't you?

You don't have to hide anymore.
Everybody knows it.

Once you find the time gap,

you don't have to beg Suzuki Yoshiko
for ways of making money.

You can foresee the future at will.

Hey. Want to join me?

What?

My name is Takiyama.
I'm a real estate agent.

I have tons of property that will
either go up or go down in value.

So you're saying there's indeed
a time gap?

Yes, definitely.

That woman has proven it to me
in front of my eyes.

You doubt the time gap, right?

So that's why you've refrained from donating.

Not everyone will ante up so soon.

Very well... let's do this.

I can't tell you the place of the time gap,

but I can prove to you that
it does, in fact, exist.

She blindfolded me and led
me somewhere deep in the woods.

Then Yoshiko gave me an empty
envelope.

I sealed the envelope as it was.

Please take that envelope.

I'm going to go through the time gap
now, to meet the "you" of 30 minutes in the future.

Please write down some message.

The message you want to tell
yourself of 30 minutes into the future.

I gave Yoshiko the paper.

Then I'll give this to the "you"
of 30 minute later.

After a while, Yoshiko came back.

I saw "you" after 30 minutes.

He was pretty touched by seeing the
message.

After 30 minutes,

that letter should appear
in the envelope you hold.

Just like she said, I waited 30 minutes
and opened the envelope.

Well? It definitely arrived, didn't it?

That was indeed my handwriting.

We'll continue this later.

Unbelievable. It's true.

There's really a time gap.

Please calm down.

That was just a very simple magic trick.

Eh?

If you think I'm lying,

I'll perform the same trick later
to prove it to you.

Huh?

Hey. They probably found out
we're here to search for Ueda-sensei.

We seem to be watched by all of them.

If so, Yabe-san,

just show them your police badge.

Why not?

This is a perfect job for a policeman!

Listen! No one is on our side here.

Don't forget that.

That's all because of kamika-

Since you have used my service loyally,

I will give you a special reading of your future.

Don't tell anyone else.

Yes.

*kitarashii = dirty

Pardon me, sell your apartment in Kitanarashino,

*Tekkoudanchi lies next to Tokyo Disneyland

You'll get abundant profit from it.

Thank you very much...

What a waste.

Yabe.
Stop calling me that!

Let's get the people here on our side.

What do you think?

What?

Say we found the time gap.

Or pretend that we found the time gap.

And tell them I'll just take a lesser
donation than Yoshiko-sama's

to tell everybody's fortune.

This way, they'll become our believers.

If things go smoothly, the donations
will become ours.

That's what you really want, right?
Money.

But we can catch her. Why not?

But how can you predict the future?

There are a lot of ways.

What if they find out?

Can you really predict the future?

Of course.

Our Yamada Naoko-sama

is willing to accept just 80% of what
you donated to Yoshiko-sama

to tell your fortune.

Then can you tell me which company's
stock will go up next week?

What?

Which company's stock will go up
next week?

If you want me to donate, you at least
have to let me make money first.

What a dirty heart!

Huh?

Your goal is money, right?

Of course.
That's why I'm here.

You couldn't even foretell that?

I knew it from the beginning, of course.

But I wanted to tell you that
money isn't everything.

Life has happiness that money can't buy.

What kind?

Happiness that money can't buy.
What is it?

I've never come across one, myself.

There are a lot of them!

For example, you can eat a lot of yakiniku
or shabushabu until you're full!

You have to buy that stuff with money.

You can live in a big secured condo,
or buy lots of nice clothes!

Gotta use money for that, too.

Can she really predict the future?

Of course.

I will prove it to you now.

Yabe. Take this.

And stand in the corner.

Close your eyes and don't open
them until I tell you to.

Pick a number, any number.

Then please draw out the number
of cards you thought of,

and put them on the desk.

Is that it?

Then please take the card on top.

Don't let me see it.
Remember it by yourself.

Actually, I knew from the start
which number you'd chose, and what card that is.

I wrote down the number on a slip
and gave it to my assistant, Yabe.

Yabe. You can open your eyes now.

* kami = pronounciation for both hair and paper.

Not hair, paper. Paper.

That's picture.
That paper I gave you.

On it is the card he chose.

Please take it out and show us.

The one you drew out is...
This one, right.

Right.

Now please donate.

Wait a minute.

That has nothing to do with me.

You should tell me information to
make money.

Yes...

Ok... let's call it a day.

Next time we'll tell you more.

You know nothing.
Thank you, everyone.

Naoko-sama was just thinking if
you can donate some...

I told you before.
This can't work.

That's because you didn't cooperate,
Yabe-san!

What do you want me to do?

But how did you do that?

I just snuck a peek at the bottom card.

You see.

I'll put them in their original places.

Originally, the bottom one was
the seven of spades.

Then I put the cards he chose
under these.

Therefore, the card he chose would
be under the seven of spades.

Look at that piece of paper.

(Draw out the card under
the seven of spades.)

Right?

You were playing tricks, you fraud!

I heard that.

You wanted to use some boring
magic to scam the believer's donation.

If Yoshiko finds it, you'll be over.

You're wrong!

Stop doing this.

I might be able to find the time gap soon.

Eh?

That woman, every day in the midnight,

will sneak out alone.

I guess she probably goes to the
time gap and into the future.

If we follow her, we'll be able to
find the gap.

Hey... Don't worry too much.

I'll do the tailing.

But I need you to give me a hand.

Take this.

It's a two-way radio.
I have the other one.

Now no matter where we are

we can contact each other
without being found out.

So big.

If anything happens to me tonight.
You have to come and save me.

Everyone.

Now. Suzuki Yoshiko-sama

has something special to tell you.

Put the radio back

and go to the hall.

So noisy...

What does she want to say?

How do I know? Don't ask me.

I'll be mad. You stupid.

Be quiet or I'll strangle your neck!

There are those among you
who seem to have evil thoughts.

Who want to secretly find the time gap.

You know who you are.

Please stop this.

You won't succeed.

I can see that person's future completely.

I see an amazing image.

There are a row of boxes.

Written on the boxes are some characters.

One is "Grudge."

One is "Curse."

One is "Scream."

The boxes of Grudge and Curse
seem empty.

You must never open the box of "Scream!"

If you open it, something horrible
will happen to you!

Yoshiko-sama...

Could someone have heard our plan?

We'd better give up.

No one will find out as long as
you keep quiet.

Excuse me.

May I talk to you for a minute?

Actually, last night there was a man
who came to see me,

he is like what you described.

Oh... right.

He also put something like a hair
beside the pot.

That must be Ueda.

Didn't I tell you to use honorifics?

So what did he say?

Nothing.

But he gave me a letter.

A flat-chested woman with
bad manners should be here.

Please give her this letter.

May I ask your name?

You don't have to remember my
name.

Just give her this letter and she
will know who I am.

Goodbye.

Jump!

The rude and flat-chested woman
is most definitely you.

So this is yours.

What tasteless handwriting!
Definitely Ueda's.

Tasteless?

The time gap really exists.

To test it, I left some predictions.

This is what I saw in the time gap,

If I'm right, then Yoshiko
will know everything you've done here.

Yoshiko-sama is not someone
you can handle.

Leave here now.

Prediction one:
Now you're reading this letter.

Well, that's obvious!

Prediction two: Now you're thinking
what I said is obvious.

Is he making fun of us?

Prediction three: There's a man you
don't know who asked you to help him find
the time gap.

That's right.

There is more.

Prediction four: This is something
that has not yet happened.

You won't find the time gap,
and that man will lose his life.

And you'll be...

And you'll be...

*Kyuuchi = dilemma, sticky situation

*Kyouchi = area around Kyoto

Trouble.

Trouble.

Ueda-san?

Are you in the toilet?

Ueda.

Ueda-san. Why did you run?

I'm not Ueda.

I'm a samurai.

There's only one person
who would say that... Ueda-san.

Don't come near.

You'll be in danger.

The time gap...

You'll fall into it.

What are you talking about?

There's no such thing in the world.

There is.

Because of the magnetic field here,
time and space has become twisted.

The hot weather is the proof.

You read my letter, right?

Go home now.

I've seen what you'll be reborn
as in 100 years.

After 100 years?

What will I look like?

Well...

It's too terrible...

Just be prepared... it's... too...

Too scary.

You were threatened, right?
Is there someone behind you?

Jump!
Ueda-san!

Ouch!

Hey...

Don't, stop it, Ueda-san!

What are you talking about?

Ueda-san?

Were you dreaming?

Was I dreaming?

How come? That was so real.

Unbelievable.
You fell asleep in front of the restroom.

Eh?

I was so worried, I guess I...

Hey... Takiyama made a move.

Is he serious about it?

Ah... Can you hear me?

This is Takiyama. Over.

Suzuki Yoshiko left her house.

I'm tailing her right now. Over.

Takiyama-san. We'd better give up.
Over.

What? You can't draw back now.
Over.

Where are you now? Over.

I don't know. In the woods.

Not far from the house. Over.

On the right is a statue of
a pregnant Bodhisattva.

Over.

A pregnant Bodhisattva? Over.

Right. Over.

The woods...

There.

Eh?

Yabe-san. This is what
Takiyama-san just mentioned

Pregnant Bodhisattva.

Takiyama-san.
Over.

He's right here.

Suzuki Yoshiko entered that house.

She's already been in there for five minutes.

I'll go in to take a look.

Takiyama-san. This could be a trap.

If anything happens, I'll contact you.

Wait for me here.

Don't forget to say "over."

Over.

Over.
I'll hit you!

Takiyama-san. Over.

There are many boxes here.

Looks like a storage room. Over.

Wait a minute. Over.

What happened? Over.

Grudge. Over.

Eh? Over.

There's a box with "Grudge" written on it.

Wait. I found it.

A "Curse" box, too.

That's right. This is the one.

This is the entrance of the time gap.

Over.

Over.

That's right. Because Yoshiko
doesn't want anyone to know,

she said it in purpose.

Never open the box of "Scream."

Or something terrible will happen
to that person.

Finally, I found it. Over.

Takiyama-san. You should really stop.
Over.

I'll help you look in your future.

Over.

"Grudge" and "Curse" are indeed empty.

Now it's the "Scream" one.
Over.

Takiyama-san. Over.

Over...!

What happened? Over.

Over - Ah, ah, Over!

Help...

Over..........

Takiyama-san. Over.

What happened? Talk to us!! Over.

Can I help you?

Takiyama-san should be inside.

I didn't see anybody.

Can we just take a look?

Go ahead.
("douzo," the same as "over")

Douzo...

The "Scream" box.

At the end Takiyama-san shouted
"Ah... Over."

Then we heard a sound, like a thump.

And then a sound like something
was covered.

Takiyama-san could have been attacked
from behind and put into that box.

Grudge.

Curse.

Eh?

No.

Not this, either.

Strange. There's no "Scream" box.

If you're done, please come out now.

Those boxes need to be moved to
another place tonight.

Then, thank you.

Please.

Go.

Go away...

Don't block our way.
Stop.

Don't push...

Ouch.

To the car.
Yes.

To the car.
Yes.

Yes.

All on the car. Long life, Banzai!

Long life, Banzai!

Turn right, everyone.

Let's go.

(Midnight debt run home office.
Please check our trademark.)

Why?

Why didn't we see the "Scream" box?

Could it be hidden in a bigger box?

Takiyama-san was inside the box.

A woman alone wouldn't have
been able to lift it.

And the room's completely empty now.

Takiyama-san is lost in the time gap

and can't find a way out now.

Everybody says so.

But there's no such thing as
a time gap.

Then where is Takiyama-san now?

And how about the thing he mentioned?

Got his own writing
message after 30 minutes?

The message was definitely delivered!

Please check this envelope carefully.

It's empty, right?

Please seal it now.
(seal = fuu)

Not "blow!" (also fuu)
Seal it. CLOSE it!

Please hold that envelope.

And write a message.

Anything is fine?

Yes, whatever you want is fine.

Please give me that slip.

And then please open that envelope.

Can I just tear it open?

Sure.

Take a look inside.

There's a piece of paper inside, right?

Seaweed.

That is the paper you wrote on, right?

How did you do it?

This is a new envelope.

This envelope has two layers.

A blank slip is hid inside the inner
layer.

If you open it this way,
it looks empty.

Seal it.

Tear it open.

And look inside.

You sealed the previous envelope just as I did.

And when you opened the envelope,
the inner layer with the paper was revealed, just like this.

After you saw it, I then took the
envelope from your hand,

and pretended to take out
the piece of paper that was inside.

This way, the paper you saw becomes
the "seaweed" one.

Understand?

This is just a magic trick!

That's right.

So there must be a trick.

A box couldn't disappear by itself.

Strange. When did they move
those boxes back?

Takiyama-san.

Takiyama.

He fell into the time gap.

He fell into the time gap and
couldn't come back.

He appeared here ten hours later
after being thrown out of it.

If you understand, then please leave.

What's going on?

The time gap does exist!

But this is really weird.

There are "Grudge" and "Curse" boxes,
but no "Scream" box.

Is there any reason it's not
here anymore?

What are you mumbling about?

Leave here quickly.

I see.

You did it.

You attacked Takiyama-san and
put him into the box.

Hey. But we didn't see the "Scream"
box that Takiyama told us about.

The box which Takiyama-san found
didn't have a character written on it, but a number.

The number... 04.
(04 looks like the character for "Scream")

You pretended to foresee an image,
but your intention was to make him think

the box "Scream" existed.
You put that idea into his head.

Never open the "Scream" box!

So when Takiyama-san saw the
"04" box, he would mistake it for "Scream."

Now it's the "Scream" one.

Over.

What happened? Over?

Over...

Help... Over.

Takiyama-san. Over.

Takiyama-san. Over.

What happened? Tell us. Over.

Your prediction was intended to
give him that concept.

Nonsense.

Do you have any proof?

Yabe. Arrest her.

Are you a cop?

No way.

What are you talking about?
Stop bluffing, or I'll beat you.

Yabe. Kamikakushi.

What interesting partners.

I heard you can predict the future, too?

Didn't you ask for donations to tell
my believers' fortune?

Can you really foresee the future?

Yes.

Then let's have a game, miss.

to see which one of us can really see
the future.

Here are three water glasses.

And here a lethal dose of poison.

Now, the powder will be emptied
into one of these cups while we aren't looking.

Oh. Yes. To prevent unfairness,
let's do this.

First, you, Kamikakushi.

Put the powder into one of these glasses
in a way that no one can see you.

And Sweet Potato boy will then
rearrange the glasses' positions.

You can't look at them, either.

If we do this, no one will know
which glass has the poison in it, right?

But I already know which glass
Kamikakushi will pour the poison into.

And how Sweet Potato will change their
positions.

I can foresee those.

Miss. You can do it, too. Right?

Wake up!

Please predict which glasses are safe
and write them on this paper.

I'll write them, too.

In case anyone changes the answer,

let's put them here.

Then let's do it like I said.

Kamikakushi.
Please put the powder into one of them.

Miss.

You can't look.

I'm done.

Sweet potatoes. It's your turn now.

Yes.

I'm done.

Now, we will drink the two glasses of water
which we think are safe in order.

Sweet potatoes.

Open the slips and read them aloud.

Yes.

The glasses of water Yoshiko-sama predicted are
safe are the middle and the right one, facing us.

What this lady predicted to be safe
are the left one and the right one.

Eh... You're back.

Yes.

I just come back from the time gap.

I want you to give them this.

Then let me start first.

Now is the middle one which this
lady predicted to be the poisonous one.

The left one, as you predicted,
should be safe.

Drink it.

Drink it.

Don't do dangerous things!

Can't you drink it?

Drink it...