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Fine, I'll go
to parent-teacher night.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Hello.
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Hey, Stevie.
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The usual. We're on punishment.
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No good reason.
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We had the eggs,
we had the golf clubs.
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What'd she expect?
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Whoa! Really?
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I want that thing
spotless.
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I want to be able
to lick the bricks.
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When are you going
to lick the bricks?
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I want you to be able
to lick the bricks.
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I'll lick the bricks right now.
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This is the last day
of your punishment.
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Do you want me to
tack on one day more?
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All right. All right.
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Hey, Stevie's dad got
three extra tickets
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to the demolition derby.
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Cool.
That's not even
the best part.
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We're going with Stevie
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so we get the handicapped seats
in the front.
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Hey, Mom,
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can we go to
the demolition
derby tomorrow?
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Demolition derby?
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What? You want to go tomorrow?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Our punishment's
over tonight.
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You think we might have
something planned for tomorrow?
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Yeah, the demolition derby.
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Or could it be that tomorrow is
your father's birthday?!
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Oh...
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We talked about this!
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Well, maybe Dad
can come with us.
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Yeah, we can get him
a ticket from a scalper.
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That could be our present.
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You're not going anywhere!
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You're staying at home
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and we're going to throw
your father a birthday party
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like we talked about.
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I have something
very special planned.
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Like what?
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It's none of your business.
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It's a surprise for your father.
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Honestly, I can't believe
you boys!
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You have to be forced
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into celebrating
your father's birthday?!
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You should be ashamed
of yourselves!
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You know what?
You don't have to yell at us.
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We can hear you just
fine if you talk in a
normal tone of voice.
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I'm okay
with the present system.
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Get back to work.
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I'm not okay with
the present system.
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How does she make me
say things like that?
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Oh, my God.
What is it?
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Francis is coming home.
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Really?
You're kidding.
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No. This is his itinerary.
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His flight gets in tomorrow.
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I hope this doesn't ruin
Mom's special plan.
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This is Mom's special plan.
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Why didn't
she tell us?
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Because it's a surprise
for Dad.
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And if we blow her secret,
Mom is going to kill us.
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So we just need
to keep our mouths shut
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and finish our work.
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Right.
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Come on, Dewey.
You call this clean?
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♪ Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Dad,
happy birthday to you. ♪
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MAN :
Don't touch that dial.
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We'll be right back.
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You've never seen anything
like this before.
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The demolition derby
comes to the fairgrounds!
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Tonight at 8:00
see Dr. Bob Edwards
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and his '76 Impala station wagon
of death, destruction, mayhem.
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Big cash prizes.
Winner takes home $150...
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:
minus entry fee.
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Wagering prohibited
on the fairgrounds.
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Come if you dare.
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This is so unfair.
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Dad has tons of birthdays,
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but there's only one
demolition derby.
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We never get to do
anything good.
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Well, at least Francis
will be here.
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...'76 Impala station wagon
of death!
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Yeah.
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Not bad.
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Still have a little snap
in my skin.
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For the love
of God,
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what did you do to me?
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What do you mean?
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All those sit-ups I did,
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all those miles I ran
every morning
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and this is how you repay me,
by looking like hell?
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You think I look bad?
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Please. The crow's feet,
the turkey neck?
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Okay. A few years have gone by.
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There's been
a little wear and tear.
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Wear and tear?
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You look like a puppet
of yourself
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made out of cottage cheese.
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What are you talking about?
Check out the pant melons.
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They still do the trick.
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Well, sure, it's magnificent,
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but you're not going
to be able
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to coast on that forever.
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I postdate checks
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to the power company
all the time.
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Why is that suddenly
such a big deal?
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Look, I'm a little short
this month
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:
because I spent a lot of money
to surprise my husband
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for his birthday,
but next month...
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No, it was
a special circumstance.
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Look, can I speak
with your supervisor?
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No, don't put me on hol...
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Damn!
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Whoops.
Let me get those.
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Oh, there's one.
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Yes, I'm still holding.
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Do you have
to stay on the phone?
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Hal, would you please
just give me a minute?
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They're threatening
to cut off the power.
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It's a 24-hour number.
You can call 'em back.
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No, I can't!
Yes, you can!
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You know,
there was a time
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when I didn't have to ask
for your attention.
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What? Yes, I'm still...
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I thought you were
getting the supervisor.
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A man likes
to be noticed
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when he walks
in a room, Lois.
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Boys, would you leave
the room a minute
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so your father
and I can talk?
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No!
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Excuse me?
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I'm not leaving.
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You guys just chase us
out whenever you want
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without even asking us!
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I'm getting
tired of it!
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Watching TV is the only thing
to do in this house
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that's actually fun
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so you're left
with two choices:
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You can either fight
somewhere else
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or get us a TV
for our room!
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There's no reasoning
with that woman.
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I thought you made
some good points.
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It doesn't matter.
She doesn't listen anyway.
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It's like talking
to a wall.
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Hey, that's what we're doing.
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Just relax.
It's only for a couple of hours.
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When Francis gets home,
they'll forget all about it.
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We can get through this.
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We've been waiting
for 20 minutes, Lois.
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When can we eat?
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Hal, we have to wait
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for the ice cream
to loosen up.
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You know you like it soft.
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No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
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In fact, so do we.
We all do.
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Since when?
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Since yesterday.
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What happened yesterday?
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Dad, just be patient.
This isn't a witch hunt.
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Just calm down
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and whatever happens
is going to happen.
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What are you talking about?
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What I'm trying to say
is we're going
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to get through this together
as a family...
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...and as individuals
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in this great country
where we live.
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Thank God!
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Come on, Hal.
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What are you doing?
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Giving you your present.
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Ta-da!
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Happy birthday, Dad.
Francis!
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Oh, my God,
it's Francis!
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Oh, look at you!
Come here!
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I can't believe it!
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How long
are you staying?
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A few days.
Are you surprised?
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Surprised?
I'm in shock!
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Well, you should be.
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I've been planning
this for months.
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Thank you.
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Happy birthday, honey.
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Hold on.
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I've got another surprise
for you.
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Everybody, this is Piama.
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She's my wife.
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We're married.
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Hi.
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I was going to tell you
over the phone
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and then I thought
why not bring her down here
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and surprise you
in person?
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What do you mean
you're married?
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Piama and I are
husband and wife.
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We got married last week.
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Last week?
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Francis, who is this woman?
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She's my wife.
Her name is Piama.
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Hello.
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Well, come on.
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Isn't anyone going
to congratulate us?
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What?
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For getting married.
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That's what families do.
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I think I'm going
to be sick.
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Well, come on, Mom.
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You can at least try
and be and happy for me.
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I'm sorry, Francis.
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This is a hell of a thing
to dump in my lap
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on your father's birthday.
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Yeah, it's all about you, Mom.
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Excuse me for thinking
that my family
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would be excited
to meet my wife.
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I can't believe you guys!
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Come on, Francis,
it's not their fault.
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What did you expect?
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You could have at least
called ahead of time.
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Boys, go to your room!
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What? What do you mean?
We're on your side.
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I said go!
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How long have you
known each other?
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You never mentioned her.
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I only met her
a month ago... today.
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Happy anniversary.
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Plus we had
the whole bus ride down.
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A month?
I misjudged you.
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You know, come to think of it,
that's the longest
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you ever stuck with anything
in your life.
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Congratulations.
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You outlasted
his paper route.
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Lady, you don't want
to stick your hand
in my face.
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Hey, everybody,
let's just calm down.
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We are calm!
It's Mom who's flipping out!
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Oh, Francis, I haven't
even started to flip out!
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Why can't you just
be happy for us?!
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LOIS:
We're supposed to be happy
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when you repay us
like this
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after all
we've done for you?!
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FRANCIS: I'm confused!
Are we talking about
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the years of
psychological abuse
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or shipping me off
to military school?!
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This family sucks.
They don't care
anything about us.
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They don't even listen to us.
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Let's get out of here.
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To the demolition derby?
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No. I mean,
let's really get out of here
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and get away
from these people.
262
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,861
Where are we going to go?
263
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,430
Wherever
this takes us.
264
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,532
I snagged it out of dad's wallet
this morning.
265
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,101
You knew we were going
to need it tonight?
266
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,203
Uh, yeah.
267
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,938
I'm in.
Yeah, but...
268
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,840
FRANCIS:
...and stomp it into a bloody
pulp and throw it in the trash.
269
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,109
LOIS:
Why do I even try?
270
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,510
You've been nothing
but a problem
271
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,345
since the day you were born.
Let's go.
272
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,614
PIAMA: He's trying to explain
it to you
273
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,316
if you'd just listen
to him for once!
274
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:52,953
Why are you talking?!
Why are you talking?!
275
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,454
Can we just stop this?!
276
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,791
Let's get in the car
and go for a drive to cool off.
277
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,893
We can still have
a nice birthday party.
278
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:03,731
Oh, we are long past
having a nice birthday party!
279
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,899
As usual, Francis has
taken something
280
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,468
that should have been sweet
and ruined it!
281
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,536
Don't pin this on me!
282
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,205
I am completely willing
to have a party right now!
283
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,575
Oh, you want to have a party?
Happy damn birthday!
284
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,178
Hey, why don't we all have
some cake?!
285
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,984
We don't want to be a part
of this family anymore
286
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,318
so we're leaving.
287
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,654
Oh, great, Mom!
Here we go with
the dramatics!
288
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,989
LOIS:
Who else wants cake?!
289
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,924
Thank you.
You're welcome.
290
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,160
Who wants some delicious
damn cake?!
291
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,694
Can Piama have a rose?
292
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:37,097
Why not? There's plenty
to go around!
293
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:41,068
I'm the one who broke
the ice-maker last year!
294
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,103
Why do you have
to ruin everything?!
295
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,638
Well, I learned from
the best, Mom!
296
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,115
Wow, I've never been
in a hotel this fancy before.
297
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,516
This isn't a hotel, Dewey.
298
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,885
It's our new home.
299
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,652
Okay, let me do
all the talking.
300
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,555
May I help you?
301
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,858
My dad called in
a reservation.
302
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,127
Okay...
303
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,595
There you are.
304
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,563
As soon as your
dad signs this,
305
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:11,564
you're all set.
306
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,801
Oh, he's out
at the car,
307
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,402
but we can
take care of it.
308
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,736
Maybe you want to have a seat
309
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,238
and we'll just wait
for your dad.
310
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,140
Is there any way
we could speed this along?
311
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,042
My little brother
isn't feeling very well.
312
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,944
Yeah, my dad's going
to be a while out there.
313
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,645
He's cleaning the car
where Dewey got sick.
314
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:29,049
I'm sorry, but
an adult needs to
sign for the room.
315
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,717
Look, he's really sick.
316
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,752
He could blow any second.
317
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,754
He doesn't look that sick to me.
318
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,296
Dewey, that was amazing.
319
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,965
They ran out of barf dust.
320
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,333
I'm hungry.
321
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,634
I bet you are.
322
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,938
How do you guys
want your steaks?
323
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,576
Should we look in the park?
324
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,312
No, nobody goes there anymore
since they put the lights in.
325
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,650
Oh.
326
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,819
Why didn't you tell us
you were getting married?
327
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:06,820
I don't know, Dad.
328
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,155
It just happened kind of fast.
329
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,756
How can you know anyone
in a month?
330
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,591
Dad, I knew in a minute.
331
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,161
Trust me, Piama is the one.
332
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,829
She's a little fiery
333
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,932
but she's also kind and funny
and completely real.
334
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,001
You just haven't gotten
to know the real Piama.
335
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,335
And whose fault is that?
336
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,804
I know, I know, but that's
why I brought her down with me
337
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,206
so everyone would
get to know her.
338
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,176
It wasn't supposed to turn
into the apocalypse.
339
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,111
And what about you and Mom?
340
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,612
You got married pretty quick.
341
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,147
Yes, but I was
a few years older.
342
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,715
I had already been
with a lot of...
343
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,019
I had lived a full life.
344
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,320
So you were older.
345
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,789
I just happened to run into
the exact right person for me
346
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,991
a little earlier
than you did.
347
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,726
Once you meet
that person, why wait?
348
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,296
Huh? Why not do it if I'm sure?
349
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,164
Should I not do it because
my family's not sure?
350
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,001
It wouldn't matter if
the wedding was last week
351
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,036
or next week or
ten years from now,
352
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,305
you and Mom still would have
had a problem with it.
353
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,639
All my life...
354
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,508
I would have come, Francis.
What?
355
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,878
If you had invited me,
I would have come.
356
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,180
No, you...
357
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,684
I'm sorry.
358
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,760
Didn't I tell you
flowers were a great idea?
359
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,829
Okay, we're all set.
360
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,765
You have the Plaza Burger,
the Maine lobster,
361
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,036
medium-rare Porterhouse,
large platter of french fries
362
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,404
and a complete dessert cart.
363
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,243
Your parents certainly have
interesting taste in food.
364
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,344
Yeah, they do.
365
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,012
Actually, I'm going to need
366
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,214
one of your parents
to sign that.
367
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,350
I left the tip blank.
368
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,785
Why don't you put in
whatever you think is fair.
369
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,455
Bon appétit.
370
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,191
Dewey, your dinner's here!
371
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,126
Here you go, Reese.
372
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,028
Thank you, Malcolm.
373
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,931
So this is what
a $24 hamburger looks like.
374
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,467
I thought it would be
as big as my head.
375
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,536
Ah. Why don't we have
a Jacuzzi tub at home?
376
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,405
Because that would
make us happy.
377
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,140
You know what,
forget about that place.
378
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,475
Tonight, this is our home.
379
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,477
You got a lobster?
Yes.
380
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,979
I think I deserve
a lobster.
381
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,147
We all deserve
something nice for once.
382
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,649
Whoa, this dinner was expensive.
383
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,086
I wonder what Dad's
credit limit is.
384
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,290
Let's find out.
385
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,434
They should be home
with the boys soon.
386
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,972
How's your tea?
387
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,940
Fine, thank you.
388
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,577
Sugar?
389
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,447
No, thanks.
390
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,351
That's a pretty bracelet.
391
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,819
Thank you.
392
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,288
What kind of stone is that?
393
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,423
Turquoise.
394
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,757
Francis got it for me.
395
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,859
Oh.
396
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,765
How was your flight?
397
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,167
We took the bus.
398
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,102
That's right,
I guess that's what Francis did
399
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,171
with the money that I sent him
for his plane fare.
400
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,772
Plus the bracelet.
401
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,508
Let's talk about something else.
402
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,011
You know, Francis isn't
the screw-up you think he is.
403
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,279
Really?
404
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,148
Did you know he works
16 hours a day at his job
405
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,282
and he still managed to build
406
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,850
a wheelchair ramp
for my uncle Jake.
407
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:24,984
In fact...
I don't think
408
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,719
we should talk about Francis,
either.
409
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,887
Why not?
410
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,389
He's my husband and your son.
411
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,790
Needless to say, he and I have
412
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,859
a very long and complicated
history together
413
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,961
that I don't feel like
explaining to you.
414
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,229
Admit it.
415
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,165
You don't like me.
416
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,399
I don't even know you.
417
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,968
Well, what would you like
to know?
418
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,803
I'm 19.
419
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,505
My mom ran off when I was three
420
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,974
and my dad kicked me
out of the house when I was 14
421
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,409
because I threw out his liquor.
422
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,810
I've been married
once before,
423
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,080
no kids, thank God,
424
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,515
and last year,
I spent three weeks in jail
425
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,484
but it wasn't my fault.
426
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,585
Will you stop this, please?
427
00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,986
You just can't stand
428
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,855
for someone in your fancy family
to marry beneath him.
429
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,425
What?
430
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,095
Just because
I'm not all classy like you.
431
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,529
Classy?
432
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,364
You think I'm classy?
433
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,898
Don't laugh at me.
434
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,000
I'm sorry.
435
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,202
It's just, this is a first.
436
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,770
I hate to break it to you,
but I am not classy.
437
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,938
Oh, yeah.
438
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,074
You know,
I guess what you call class
439
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,643
I call manners.
440
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,017
I came down here
hoping to get along with you,
441
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:35,522
but you're not
going to let that happen.
442
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:40,893
You might be surprised
at what I'd let happen.
443
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:45,398
So, what's going to happen?
444
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,135
I don't know.
445
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,003
What is going to happen?
446
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,041
Good news.
447
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,410
The boys stole my credit card.
448
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,746
All we have to do is call
the credit card company and...
449
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,949
You want to come
outside, baby,
Honey, why don't we go...
450
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,917
and I'll show you
my tree house?
451
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,294
About time.
452
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,063
We called for chocolate syrup,
like, 30 minutes ago.
453
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,101
Hello, Malcolm.
454
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,471
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
455
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,007
Beat it, Vicky.
456
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,278
We'll finish
the cuffs later.
457
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,247
Okay, boys,
get your things.
458
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,782
We're going home.
459
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,917
No, we're not
going back there.
460
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,019
Well, you can't stay
in this hotel room forever.
461
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,288
What are you going to do--
462
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,756
live under a bridge and
steal food out of Dumpsters?
463
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,325
I don't know,
but we're not going home.
464
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,926
We've had it with
the way you treat us
465
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,027
and we've had it
466
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,028
with all the yelling!
467
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,863
You are a terrible influence
on us!
468
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,599
All you ever do is scream!
469
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,301
And order us around!
470
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,035
There's something wrong
with this family!
471
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,370
Families should have
472
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,039
some way of communicating
besides yelling!
473
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,210
Okay, everybody,
calm down.
474
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,877
I understand what you're saying.
475
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,446
I am not going to yell.
476
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,281
I am not going to scream.
477
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,116
We are capable
of talking about this
478
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,818
without raising our voices.
479
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,721
Now, boys,
I want you to understand
480
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,389
I am sorry about
what happened,
481
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:19,692
but you have to understand
I get a little emotional
482
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,728
when I learned
that my oldest son
483
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,396
was acting like an idiot
484
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,897
and throwing his life away.
485
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,433
Now, that doesn't mean...
486
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,305
Stop talking
about him like that!
487
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,441
Francis is my heart!
488
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,816
Okay, we're even.
489
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,319
Everyone's fine and there's
no need for escalation.
490
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,054
Isn't it beautiful
when things work out?
491
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,856
Yeah, I'd say this
has gone pretty well.
492
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,691
I mean, considering we
got off to a rocky start,
493
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,426
we couldn't have asked
for a better ending.
494
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:58,197
Get your wife out of my sight.
495
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,602
She called you my wife.
496
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,704
That's progress.
497
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,609
So Dad's birthday
wasn't that bad after all.
498
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,177
He got a new back shaver.
499
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,945
We got to eat cake
that was cut by a knife
500
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,415
and Mom has promised
not to yell at us anymore.
501
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,749
Bye, Francis.
Bye, Malcolm.
502
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,451
Happy birthday, Dad.
503
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,919
Thanks, son.
504
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,254
Piama.
505
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,889
Lois.
506
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,057
Anytime you want to finish
our little talk.
507
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,626
I'd like that.
508
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,561
Maybe I'll come for a visit.
509
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,597
Maybe I'll come back down here.
510
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,965
Anytime, anyplace.
511
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,166
Okay, bye.
HAL:
Uh, yeah, yeah, bye.
512
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,204
Get back here,
you little weasel!
513
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,639
Reese!
514
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,318
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
515
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,652
It's all my fault.
516
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,455
I'll clean my room
and do all my homework.
517
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,658
We may want to go back
to the old system.
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