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BABY STARTS CRYING
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I got it. Oh!
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THUD
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HE GROANS
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BABY KEEPS CRYING
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I'm coming.
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WHISPERING AND COOING
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What the...?
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Oh, my...
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I can see you! You're Pat!
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And you're the Captain!
BOTH: Mike.
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You look just like your photos!
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And that's what you look like.
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Hi. I'm Robin.
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I think someone needs a change,
Michael.
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Oh, here.
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It's OK. Daddy's here.
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IN DEEP VOICE: You haven't even got
any nappies, Daddy.
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Oh!
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BABY CRIES
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I've got it.
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HE SIGHS
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What I'm saying is,
you're not ready to be a dad.
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Oh!
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18th-century, Chinese, hand-painted,
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with these lovely, exotic motifs.
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I can't stop looking at it.
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Me neither.
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..this wonderful ormolu base.
Mmm.
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Well, it's one of our favourite
pieces.
That not baby.
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That fish. He have gills.
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If you had to
put a number on it...
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Oh, at least 9,000...
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..if it weren't cracked at the base.
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Sadly, that rather puts it
in the hundreds.
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But I presume
you wouldn't want to part
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with your favourite piece.
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No! No.
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So, is it worth a lot?
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Oh, well,
it's Wedgwood, bone china...
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It's not really... Er, sorry.
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That's just for the tea.
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I meant the vase. Ah, yes.
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That's also worthless.
How do they get the camera in there?
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Well, cameras are
very small nowadays.
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I imagine they just pop one on
the end of a tube and then...
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Well, I...
I suspect... I suspect...
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It's an ultrasound!
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Margot had one.
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Oh, right. What's that, then?
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Well, it's, er...
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Er...
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I don't know, actually.
I wasn't there.
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It's sound waves,
directed into the womb
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to show the shape
of the baby in there.
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Oh, right, so...
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So, like sonar? Yes!
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Huh! Oh, I don't know.
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Why can't people wait
for their child to be born
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before they take
photographs of it? Hmm?
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Oh.
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Are congratulations in order?
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Mmm. Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
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Well, I see why you're looking
to sell a few things, then.
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Yeah.
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Expensive things, kids.
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I mean, cots, car seats,
buggies, toys...
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And they grow out of
their shoes every two weeks!
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Then, of course, there's
childcare costs soon after...
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I wish I could give you
a more positive appraisal,
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I really do,
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but your most valuable ceramic
is damaged.
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The taxidermy
is not a genuine Gerrard.
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One of your portraits
is fire-damaged.
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And to say that restoration
is shoddy...
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Well, I wouldn't say it's that...
No, no. Trust me. It's awful.
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Shockingly bad.
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Criminal.
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Anyway, I'll send you
a full inventory,
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but, honestly,
I wouldn't get too excited.
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We understand.
Thank you for your time.
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Oh, good luck with the little one.
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OK. Thanks.
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Thanks again.
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Right. What did he say?
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Cots, car seats,
buggies, toys...
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Maybe my sister will give us
some of Nancy's old stuff.
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SHE SIGHS
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Oh, my gosh, what's the matter?
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Oh, no. God, no, Kitty, no.
It's, um...
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It's the pregnancy. I thought you
were happy about the baby.
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No, it's... It's a symptom.
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Like, um... Like...
Like morning sickness.
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I just... I keep tearing up
over stupid things.
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I cried about hair this morning.
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BOTH CHUCKLE
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What are the other symptoms?
Er...
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Apart from being overly emotional...
I'm forgetful.
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I can't concentrate on anything.
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Oh, and then there's
the food aversions.
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What? What's that?
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I can't eat things
that I used to be able to eat.
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Oh, my... It's all right.
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It's all a natural part of
pregnancy.
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I'm...pregnant...
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Alison! Thomas.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Um... I'm not going anywhere.
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I want to be part
of the child's life.
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I'll stick by you
and the wee bairn.
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"The wee bairn"?
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It's Scottish.
It means little baby.
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Yeah, I know what it means. I just
don't know why you're saying it.
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I'm Scottish. What?
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IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: Oh, aye.
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As Scottish as the bonny heather.
Oh.
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IN NORMAL ACCENT: Anyway, I just
wanted you to know
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that you and the bairn are the most
important thing now.
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Nothing else matters.
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Thank you. And while I've got you,
have you heard anything
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from the publishers?
I haven't. Sorry.
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Not even Random House?
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Methuen?
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Macmillan?
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Pan Macmillan?
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Penguin?
Faber & Faber?
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Oh, give the poor woman
a break, Thomas! She wants to help.
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Face it, you couldn't even
get published in the local rag! Ha!
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THOMAS GASPS
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I can hardly apply
for a journalistic post
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when I've been dead
for 200 years!
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Hey, there's a poetry corner,
and anyone can submit.
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Yeah. It says the deadline
is the 12th.
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Then I shall submit
a masterpiece by the 12th.
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What's today?
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The 12th.
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Fine. Good. Excellent.
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"200 words on the theme of home."
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Hmm.
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Good luck. Hmm.
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200 words, eh?
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I could fill a book
writing about Yorkshire.
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Oh, here he goes! The rolling dales,
puddings and pies.
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And the people...
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Well...best folk on Earth.
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Any excuse to bang on
about Yorkshire.
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And why not?
God's Own Country, mate.
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You lived in Reading!
I had to move for the bank.
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Exactly! You had to move for
employment,
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which was all too scarce
in the North...
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Well, now... ..a fact you
conveniently seem to ignore.
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It's only cos your lot
shut everything down
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or sold it to your mates!
Oh, yeah, you want a go?
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I'll go! Steady, now. Steady.
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I'll show you! Steady now!
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ALISON SIGHS
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She's having another baby,
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so we can't have the baby
stuff. Can you believe that?
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Did you say congratulations?
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I'll text her.
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Could you get me some water? Yeah.
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How much are buggies, anyway?
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Oh, my...! Look at that.
If I didn't already feel sick,
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that would make me feel sick.
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I sold our last car
for less than that.
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This is actually starting
to worry me now.
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I mean, I know we've had
our cash flow issues,
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but this is...
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How can we have all this land
and nothing to sell?
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Yeah, it's fine,
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if you don't mind walking three
miles to the local post office.
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Oh, well, you would say that,
wouldn't you,
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with your London shoes
and your London hair!
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Beats your Carlisle combover!
Ooh!
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Yeah. Excuse me. I just need
to lie down for a bit...
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Yeah, I was here first.
..because I'm pregnant.
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PAT: He's never tried
stew and dumplings!
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Ghosts can't get pregnant.
Trust me.
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Well, I am, so...
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PAT: Blue collar...
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Oh!
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ARGUMENT CONTINUES
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Thank you.
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PAT: ..Canterbury, or whatever it
is!
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See? Now that the gatehouse
is gone,
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if we just move the driveway,
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that's a huge plot. You're a genius.
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It must be worth loads,
and it's got no value to us.
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It's just a bit of land. Hmm.
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Do you think
we can just sell it?
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I'll call the solicitor.
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Just a bit of land? Oh, no.
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It may be worthless
to you, Alison,
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but may I remind you,
you're not the only people
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who live on this estate. I didn't...
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And I imagine the others
will have a thing or two to say
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about your plan to carve up
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and sell off the only home
they have! Hmm!
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Home. Home. Home...
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Where do I start?
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When I roam...
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Wheresoe'er I roam...
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..nowhere is quite like home.
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Rubbish! Excrement!
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Thomas! They're selling off the
land,
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right from under our noses!
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They're scheming it
as we speak!
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Damn their eyes!
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My thoughts exactly.
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It's just such a broad theme,
home.
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Home as in home county.
Home as in your house.
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It's nigh on impossible
to know where to begin.
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Did you hear me, Thorne?
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I said they're selling the land!
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The whole stretch, right from
the west border to the lane.
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Oh, well, is that a good bit?
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"Is it a good bit"?
I never really go there.
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Have you never stood
to regard our home
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from its farthest corner?
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The long grass shimmers
in the sunlight
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as the wind combs through the fields
like gentle waves...
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BIRDSONG
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..in a great calm sea of green.
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Would you really want our home
to be without it? Hmm?
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Thomas?
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Well, perhaps the others
will appreciate the gravity
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of this gross betrayal! Hmm!
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The long grass shimmers
in the sunlight
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as the wind combs
through the fields
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like gentle waves
in a great calm sea of green.
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Perfect stuff!
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Huddersfield Town! Chelsea FC!
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Chelsea? Who are they?
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Attention, everybody!
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I have just heard
directly from Alison
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that she and Michael
are planning to sell the land.
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Yes!
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To Lord knows who!
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Lord Knowswho?
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From the west border all the
way to the lane. That's right!
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Carving up
and cashing in on our home!
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Who Lord Knowswho?
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Sorry, what land is that?
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From the west border to the lane.
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It's not my favourite bit.
Don't really go there.
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Oh, er, I go for my morning
walk through there.
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Well, you still can.
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Oh, yes, I suppose you're right.
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The afterlife is not bound
by freehold agreements.
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LAUGHTER
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Good one, Cap!
It doesn't concern you
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that they're handing over a piece of
this historic estate?
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Well, they need money for baby.
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Robin's right.
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And I can tell you that the
urge to provide for your baby
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is incredibly strong.
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It's called nesting.
259
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Isn't that right, Robin?
260
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Oh, I don't know. I suppose.
261
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Well, you're no use!
262
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They'll probably fetch a pretty
penny. Good location, you see.
263
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:17,440
Land is very valuable...down here.
Oh!
264
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,120
You think it's all about
numbers, do you?
265
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,040
Well, there are some things you
can't put a price on, sonny Jim!
266
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:25,120
A way of life.
Playing with a straight bat.
267
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,720
Ah, yes, well, I certainly agree
when it comes to values...
268
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JULIAN: Don't side with him!
269
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Congratulations.
270
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,040
Thank you. Thanks.
271
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,080
Boy or girl, do you know?
272
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,760
No, we don't yet.
But I don't think we will.
273
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,760
I mean we will, obviously,
eventually.
274
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,480
Yeah. We just don't want any
spoilers. Yeah. Er... Mm-hm-hm.
275
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,480
Yeah.
276
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,560
If it's a girl,
there's St Gilda's.
277
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Excellent secondary down the road.
278
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,040
OK. If it's a boy?
279
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,960
I don't actually know. Hmm.
280
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,400
Anyway, you wanted
to talk about a land sale?
281
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,400
Yeah. Well, we...
We didn't know how it works,
282
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,720
but, basically, since
the gatehouse burnt down,
283
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,360
we've got this whole stretch
of land
284
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that we're not doing anything with.
285
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:08,640
Yes, the loss of the gatehouse
does make it all rather...neat.
286
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,480
No, what? That's not...
287
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,680
It was a genuine accident.
288
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:15,880
Oh, yes, of course.
289
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:21,000
Anyway, the headline is,
yes, you can sell the land.
290
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,680
Great. Yes!
291
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,400
But it's greenbelt land,
so it can't be built up.
292
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,600
You wouldn't be able to sell it
to a housing developer,
293
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,240
so it does rather limit
your options.
294
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,960
Oh, well...what else is there?
That's a good question.
295
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,240
Park? Parks don't make
that much money.
296
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,960
Jurassic Park did.
The park or the film?
297
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,520
Well, the film made loads.
298
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,920
The park would have if
the dinosaurs hadn't escaped.
299
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,120
I am not sure that's one of your
options.
300
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,720
OK. Yes. Er, OK. What else
doesn't need a building?
301
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,840
Um... Cemetery!
302
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,000
Are you kidding?
303
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,040
Go-karting? Could be.
304
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,080
Look, why don't I put you in
touch with a land sales agent
305
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,000
and you can take it from there?
306
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,440
OK. Yeah.
307
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,880
All right. Yeah. Lovely.
308
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,240
Plans for the rest of the day?
Oh, just going to go...
309
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,000
Go and look at pushchairs and
car seats while we're in town.
310
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,960
Oh. Yeah.
311
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,000
Wensleydale! Oh...
312
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,520
Ooh, yes, that is nice,
but, hello, what's this coming?
313
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,160
Cheddar, anyone?
314
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,360
Ooh!
Ah, that's very good.
315
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,920
Oh!
316
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,160
PAT: Yeah. No, I'll admit
I do like a bit of cheddar.
317
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,240
Harder. OK.
318
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,480
Ow!
319
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,560
Softer! Sorry!
320
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,960
Oh!
321
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,960
Big Ben! Oh, yes.
322
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,200
Blackpool Tower! Oh, marvellous.
323
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,440
Could you get me
a glass of water?
324
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,760
Well, I'm dead, so...
325
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,800
Any time I need anything,
you're dead!
326
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,640
Sorry. I am trying to help!
327
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:50,440
No, I'm sorry. It's not me.
It's the hormones.
328
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,520
Oh, my gosh! I felt the baby kick.
329
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,240
ALL: Really?
330
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,800
Yes! Captain, come and feel.
331
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,480
Well, I... I...
332
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,400
Quickly! All right.
333
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,360
Can't do any harm, I suppose.
Can you feel that?
334
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,800
Yes...?
335
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,960
The Stones!
336
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,440
The Beatles! Agh!
337
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,400
Les Dawson. Jim Davidson! Uhh!
338
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,600
What is this ruckus?
I'm trying to work!
339
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,720
Jane Austen!
340
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,240
Emily Bronte! Eh, Thomas?
341
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,120
What?
342
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,200
They've got themselves into
something of a territorial dispute
343
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,840
over the merits of North and South.
344
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,040
Thomas is with me. Aren't you,
Thomas?
345
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,680
Hardly. I'm Scottish.
346
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,840
ALL: What?
347
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,200
No, you're not, are you?
I most certainly am.
348
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,440
Balderdash! Haud yer wheesht!
349
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,240
IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: I'm as Scottish
as shortbread in a tartan tin, sir!
350
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,520
IN NORMAL VOICE:
Now, if you'll excuse me...
351
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,200
Vimto!
352
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,720
I'll take this stuff upstairs.
353
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,880
My goodness! When is it due?
354
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,520
He's been stress-shopping.
355
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,680
Did you want me
to take down your poem?
356
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,880
Can you just give me a minute?
I just need to sit down.
357
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,400
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's fine.
358
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,080
I've a few finishing touches
to apply, anyway, so...
359
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,720
It's just that it needs to be
submitted online by 5pm...
360
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,320
Five?! Hmm.
361
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,240
No...problem at all.
362
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,840
Not a very problem...
363
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,840
All right. ..to do that.
364
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,880
HE GASPS
365
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,520
TEDDY SQUEAKS
366
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:30,800
Ooh.
367
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,560
SQUEAK
368
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,520
Whoa!
369
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,600
BELL TOLLS
370
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,520
Right...
371
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,280
Fanny?
372
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,000
I say! Fanny?
373
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,280
Fanny?
374
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,720
BIRDSONG
375
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,360
JULIAN: St Paul's Cathedral.
York Minster.
376
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,920
I don't know what you're doing,
377
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,440
but can you do it somewhere else?
I need some quiet.
378
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,240
Oh, totally. Me too.
Yes, of course, Alison.
379
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,520
Right. Come along. Let's take
this outside. Come on.
380
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,800
Coronation Street.
Howard's Way.
381
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,000
Howard's what?
382
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,920
SHE SIGHS
383
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,200
Why is this...?
384
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,360
HE GRUMBLES
385
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,560
What are you doing?
386
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,600
Why don't they do stairgates
big enough?
387
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,720
Because most people
don't live in mansions.
388
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,160
Discrimination!
389
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,000
What have we got in the, um...
390
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,400
..fridge?
391
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,840
Off we go.
392
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,400
KITTY: If it's a girl, I'm thinking
Hope, Destiny,
393
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,840
Glitter or Sparkle.
394
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,600
And if it boy?
395
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,520
Clive. Hmm.
396
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,720
Wait a minute.
397
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,760
If ghosts can have babies,
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