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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:16,910 Hello? 2 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:18,590 Where are you, Irfan? 3 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:22,390 Khopri Colony, Lane 4, Room No 17, baby. 4 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:23,670 Where? 5 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:26,750 Titu has diarrhoea. I'm taking him to a doctor. 6 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:29,030 Wait, I'll call you when I am done. 7 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:49,510 Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 8 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:51,870 Give it here. 9 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:54,230 Look over there. 10 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:55,310 Police. 11 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:56,830 Stop, stop, stop! 12 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:58,510 Hey stud! 13 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:28,910 Stop! 14 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,070 I said stop. 15 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:30,830 Stop! 16 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:33,190 Pandey, go ahead. 17 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:41,030 Take that way. 18 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:43,270 - Hurry up. - Okay, sir. 19 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:54,830 Stop. 20 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:56,630 What happened? Why are you hitting me? 21 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,110 Stop, stop, stop. 22 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:00,430 - Sir, sir, sir. - Who do you think you are? 23 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:01,470 Stop it. Let me go. 24 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:03,350 Use the baton on him. 25 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:05,390 You sell local dogs saying that they are imported breeds. 26 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:07,430 You sell them saying that they are imported breeds. 27 00:04:07,510 --> 00:04:08,510 But I... 28 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:28,950 There's nothing left between us. 29 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:31,630 You don't like my face and I don't like yours. 30 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:33,150 That stands true only for you. 31 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:36,190 Just yesterday, Moon said that I look like Virat Kohli. 32 00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:37,470 She must have said Vinod Kambli. 33 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,390 - Have you seen your face in the mirror? - Not possible. 34 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:40,870 I'm not a lefthander, you see. 35 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:42,430 Don't you have any sense? 36 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:44,070 - I have more than you do. - Oh really? 37 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,950 Then accept the challenge. 38 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:48,630 You win if you bet my 1.07 minutes, I challenge. 39 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:51,270 I don't have time to waste for your useless nonsense. 40 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:53,190 I'll leave as soon as I can find my LIC insurance policy. 41 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,830 Running away is a part of your nature, you see. 42 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:57,270 You ran away from your responsibilities as well. 43 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,510 Bhanu is a grown up now. She can handle herself. 44 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:01,870 And I realise my responsibilities. 45 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:03,510 That's why I even come to meet her. 46 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:05,550 I ran away from you and the crazy mind of yours. 47 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,870 Don't I have a right to live my own life 48 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,310 Keeping quiet won't do you any good. 49 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:14,070 Tell me, I can help you. 50 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:16,270 I know how boys function. 51 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:19,470 I know in which direction their blood flows. 52 00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:21,550 Let it be. 53 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,630 Are you stepping back because of religio 54 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:29,830 Rukul, I wouldn't have made him my boyfriend... 55 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:32,110 ...if I'd believe in such things, would I now? 56 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:33,830 I know. Go on. 57 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:37,310 I thought he must be an active member of PETA. 58 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,310 He used to take such good care of dogs.. 59 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:42,310 ...just like my father is over cautious with his bank deposits. 60 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:44,110 I didn't know that he would be such a do 61 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:46,270 Forget your father and stick to telling me your problem. 62 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:48,710 He's in jail. Police arrested him. 63 00:05:49,110 --> 00:05:50,550 He used to sell local dogs to customers. 64 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:53,510 ...saying that they are special breeds from Uganda and Cambodia. 65 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:56,070 Someone filed a police complaint and he was arrested for cheating. 66 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,390 Oh shit. 67 00:05:58,230 --> 00:05:59,630 So, did something happen between you two 68 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:03,950 I give a damn shit about this stupidity of yours. 69 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,470 Find 10 mistakes in two pictures. 70 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:07,630 Have you ever found 10 faults in yoursel 71 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:09,710 There aren't. 72 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:11,910 There aren't 10. There is just one. 73 00:06:12,270 --> 00:06:14,710 I got constipation by mistake last time. 74 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:16,710 But who doesn't have constipation? 75 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:18,910 Even Mr. Sharma's dog ate something bad the other day. 76 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:21,470 He too got constipated. It can happen to anyone. 77 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,470 Perfect comparison. 78 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,350 And let me tell you, your brain is constipated. 79 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:30,630 Don't you know that the brain doesn't get constipated, it get controlled. 80 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:32,870 A poet has beautifully penned: 81 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:36,310 'Your memories control my mind.' 82 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:39,070 'My thoughts and dreams are now your shrine.' 83 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:40,470 - Excellent. - Chuck it. I'm leaving. 84 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:41,750 I'm not done. 85 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:45,070 'Now whatever I think, the thoughts don't seem like mine.' 86 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,870 - Let it go. - There she runs away again. 87 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:50,470 Is I am an idiot man? 88 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,510 Mom, you're already leaving? 89 00:06:53,590 --> 00:06:55,150 I'm so sorry, I am late. 90 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:58,550 Bhanu, I can't tolerate this stupid man and his constipated poems anymore. 91 00:06:58,630 --> 00:06:59,190 I am sorry. 92 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:01,590 Now I will only come to this house when he isn't here. 93 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:03,830 Mom, did dad say something to you? 94 00:07:04,430 --> 00:07:07,550 What will he tell me when he still hasn't been about to say anything to Moo 95 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,910 But mom, isn't she characterless? 96 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:12,950 You said it. But... 97 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:16,150 I'll call you on Saturday. I'll come meet you then. 98 00:07:16,950 --> 00:07:18,430 - Okay, bye. - Okay, mom. 99 00:07:18,510 --> 00:07:19,350 Bye. 100 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:23,830 - Dad. - Yeah? 101 00:07:23,950 --> 00:07:25,830 - Dad, what did you tell mom? - Nothing. 102 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:29,310 I just recited a poem I had penned during college days. 103 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:30,590 Dad, she was angry. 104 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:33,230 It is possible that she thought that I stole it. 105 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:37,470 Everyone thinks that all poems are written by Mr. Gulzar. 106 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:41,470 She has never trusted my talent, dear. 107 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:47,470 - Excuse me, dad. - Okay. 108 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:48,510 Yes, Rukul? 109 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:49,750 What were you saying? 110 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:51,390 Guess what happened! 111 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:52,510 What happened? 112 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:54,110 You remember Avinash? 113 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:56,510 The one I used to flirt with in school? 114 00:07:56,950 --> 00:07:57,670 Of course, I remember him. 115 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:00,070 You said I love you to him and spat on your face and ran away. 116 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:02,550 Why do you only remember bad incidents? 117 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:03,790 Anyway, tell me what happened. 118 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:05,350 He happened. 119 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:07,310 He has asked me to meet him at the coffee shop in the evening. 120 00:08:07,390 --> 00:08:08,150 Oh, I see. 121 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:09,030 That's nice. 122 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:09,950 "That's nice?" 123 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:11,390 Why such a sad reply? 124 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:12,470 What's wrong with you? 125 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:18,270 I really cannot believe this. How can Irfan do this to me? 126 00:08:18,510 --> 00:08:19,550 Come on, man. 127 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:22,510 Hooking up and breaking up with thieves looks good only in Dhoom series movies. 128 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:23,510 Forget him. 129 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,350 It's not like you were dating him for two months. 130 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:26,950 It's not so easy. 131 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:29,430 I cannot forget these things so easily. 132 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:33,510 Anyway, you know that I am still a virgi 133 00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:36,470 There are so many girls who are still a virgin. 134 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,190 Chill, it will happen some day. 135 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:41,070 It's just virginity and not Rajnikant's bones that it won't break. 136 00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:45,310 Nobody stays a virgin at this age, Rukul 137 00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:46,470 Bhanu! 138 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,710 Dad's calling me. I'll talk to you later. Okay? 139 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:51,230 Listen, meet me in the evening. I'll have gossip for you. 140 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:52,270 - I won't spare him today. - Fine. 141 00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:53,830 - Bhanu! - Coming, dad. 142 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:56,670 Yes, dad? 143 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,510 I am going to the market, dear. 144 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:00,350 Let me know if you need anything. 145 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:03,470 Dad, I'll go to the market after college I'll get whatever I need. 146 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,950 Why will you go to the market? I am anyway going there. 147 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:08,190 It's personal, dad. 148 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:09,630 Personal? 149 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:10,710 Yes, dad. 150 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,110 What do you need to keep from your dad? 151 00:09:13,390 --> 00:09:16,710 - Have you started smoking? - Dad, I need to get sanitary pads. 152 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,510 - Pads? - Yes, dad. 153 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:21,430 Okay, okay. The ones they show on television. 154 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:22,510 "Ultra Wings." 155 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:24,110 - Those? - Yes, dad. 156 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:27,030 But dear, you are so thin. 157 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:29,110 Why do you need ultra wings? 158 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:34,350 You'll have a comfortable life ahead if you start saving now. 159 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,430 You have to get married too, you know. 160 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:38,950 This is so embarrassing. 161 00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:41,350 Now what connection does ultra wings have with my marriage? 162 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:42,310 I'll tell you. 163 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:46,150 Everyone used to tell your grandma to buy ultra pressure cooker. 164 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:47,790 Buy a big pressure cooker. 165 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,510 You know how much pressure mother was facing? 166 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:55,630 But my mother was so smart that she always used a small pressure cooker. 167 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:57,390 I wish mom were here. 168 00:09:57,510 --> 00:10:00,110 Your mother already has ultra wings. 169 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:03,230 She won't come back. She doesn't understand poetry. 170 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:05,110 And don't even make me start talking about saving. 171 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:08,030 Bhanu, I'll go to Mr. Sharma's place in the evening. 172 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:10,030 I'll have the evening tea over there. 173 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:12,510 Why don't you join us there? 174 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:15,430 Bhanu, please... please be focused. 175 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:37,030 Listen, this is a calculus derivation. 176 00:10:38,110 --> 00:10:39,030 I'll go with you. 177 00:10:39,110 --> 00:10:40,310 There is no one in his house today. 178 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,350 I'll go with you tomorrow. 179 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:42,630 I promise? 180 00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:59,510 - Hello? - Listen, do you remember Rajiv? 181 00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:00,670 Avinash's friend? 182 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:01,790 I don't recall. 183 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:05,110 The one who couldn't control himself and shitted in his pants. 184 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:07,470 What? 185 00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:13,870 The one who has gap in his front teeth and laughs weirdly? 186 00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,150 Exactly. 187 00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:20,550 You have great memory when it comes to boys. 188 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,350 Bhanu, Avinash told me he likes you. 189 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,030 - Really? - Yeah. 190 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,750 You are changing the topic in between. 191 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:33,070 I don't mind, but he could have told me that directly. 192 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,470 Why did he want to meet you to say that? 193 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:37,790 Duffer, he told me Rajiv likes you. 194 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:45,830 How dare you! 195 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,350 How could you even think like that? 196 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,110 The monkey faced Rajiv is sitting right in front of me. 197 00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:52,030 You gave him the address, didn't you? 198 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,470 He's just human. 199 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:54,870 Love happened. 200 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:57,950 Moreover, you are the one had said that you want a loving and caring boyfriend. 201 00:11:58,390 --> 00:11:59,670 At least give me a try. 202 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,270 Why the hell should I try? 203 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:03,430 I am not that desperate. 204 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:06,470 You don't have experience, baby. 205 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,870 Boys like him later end up becoming Shah Rukh Khan. 206 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,750 I am not interested at all. 207 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,550 Stop hiccupping and tell me what happene 208 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:34,510 Baby... 209 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,950 Oh, my God. What is this? 210 00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:39,390 Why do you have this with you? Have you lost your mind? 211 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,230 Whose is it? 212 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,830 This is not meant for girls. 213 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:43,950 It belongs to Avinash. 214 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,790 It's extra large. 215 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,950 Baby, I had a nice fuck. 216 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:55,790 But didn't you just meet him? 217 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:57,510 After such a long time? 218 00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:58,630 So what? 219 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,830 I've lost him once, I couldn't let him go again. 220 00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:04,070 I don't repeat my mistakes, you see, bab 221 00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:07,390 But don't you think that it happened too soon? 222 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:09,390 You wouldn't have been a virgin if you were this fast. 223 00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:10,310 Shut up. 224 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,710 Chill, it's okay. You take everything to your heart. 225 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:16,190 You talk to Rajiv. I'll call him. 226 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:22,470 Lord Hanuman, you once wrote Shri Ram on a stone, and He got Mother Sita. 227 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,430 I have written a poem. 228 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,630 Tell me, will I get Ms. Bhanu? 229 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,110 Say yes. 230 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,950 Fine, You can take the credit. Now say yes. 231 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,550 Yes! 232 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:36,230 Hail Lord Ram! Hail Lord Ram! 233 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,150 Bhanu, only fortunate ones get people who love them so much. 234 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:38,470 No. 235 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:40,670 I'll lose Avinash if you say no. 236 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,550 Look how these girls are fighting. 237 00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:43,950 - What a cat fight. - It's very interesting. 238 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:47,070 Rukul, you're selling me? 239 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:49,790 You are a big Shah Rukh Khan fan. 240 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,310 Isn't he the one who says you should sell everything? 241 00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:52,710 Sell everything. 242 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:55,310 Rajiv? 243 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,630 Bhanu's on the line, talk to her. 244 00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:57,750 Okay. 245 00:13:58,190 --> 00:13:58,990 Talk to him. 246 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:00,950 Hello? 247 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:01,750 Hi. 248 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:02,630 Fine, hi. 249 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,630 Guess what, I've written a poem for you. 250 00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:07,270 Okay. Like? 251 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:12,270 Oh, you like it even before you heard it 252 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:13,950 Sorry? 253 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:17,230 You don't need to say sorry. 254 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,550 You should praise even if you don't like it. 255 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,510 What you are saying? 256 00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:23,670 It goes like this: 257 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:28,870 I'll pluck flowers especially for you, you know. 258 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:32,350 I'll pluck flowers especially for you, you know. 259 00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:36,110 Once I'll hold your hand, I'll never let it go. 260 00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:42,310 I have changed the spelling so that it doesn't get vulgar. 261 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:45,230 To make it suitable for family audience. Censor is an issue these days. 262 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,190 He's talking nonsense. 263 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:48,950 He's a creative person. Talk to him. 264 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,590 You never know what you might end up liking. 265 00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:53,350 Careful, all my boys are locked in it. 266 00:14:56,990 --> 00:15:00,870 Ms. Ramma, have you brought a parrot along? 267 00:15:01,910 --> 00:15:02,750 A parrot? 268 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,270 Ramma, all this is new to him. 269 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:07,150 - My daughter is here. - Hi, papa. 270 00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:08,190 - Hello, dear. - Hello, uncle. 271 00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:08,790 - Hello, auntie. - Hi. 272 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,510 - My daughter. - Okay. 273 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,310 - I'll go and meet auntie. - Yes, please. Have a seat, dear. 274 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:17,550 Ramma, please say something about my daughter as well. 275 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,670 Sure, of course. Please pick up the cards for her. 276 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,870 - Yes. - Wait. Three cards. 277 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,270 - Three cards? - Yes. 278 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,790 Second and third. 279 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,470 Something stuck in your throat? Phlegm or something? 280 00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:46,310 It's a little... disturbing. 281 00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:48,190 That's why I am thinking. 282 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:51,670 First you tell me then you can think. 283 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,110 Okay. 284 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:59,190 She'll face problems having a child. 285 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,590 You mean to say some kind of medical problem? 286 00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:07,470 No, no, no. Not a medical problem. 287 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:13,270 Let me explain in detail. 288 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:14,550 - Okay. - Okay? 289 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,550 - There's a hero and a heroine. - Okay. 290 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,790 There are songs as well. Songs, you know 291 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:20,230 There's a bedroom. 292 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:25,350 But the bedroom lights don't switch off. 293 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:28,110 Oh, come on, madam. 294 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:31,710 Have you ever seen a song picturised in the dark? 295 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:36,310 Tell me? Nothing will be visible in the dark. 296 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:38,670 - Why don't you understand? - You are trying to say that... 297 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:40,430 ...I can't have sex, right? 298 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:43,590 Hey... 299 00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:49,590 Ms. Ramma, please don't mind it. 300 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:51,470 Kids these days are have become quite modern. 301 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,510 It's okay. 302 00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:07,310 'There's a hero and a heroine.' 303 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,710 'There are songs as well. Songs, you know?' 304 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:11,350 'There's a bedroom.' 305 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:17,510 'But the bedroom lights don't switch off 306 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:33,550 Bhanu! 307 00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:38,990 Bhanu! 308 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:40,630 Yeah, dad? 309 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,910 I brought ultra wings for you. 310 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:44,550 Dad... 311 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,270 I don't know why they gave it a black plastic bag. 312 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:49,790 It's not a bomb. 313 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,230 It's so that no one can know the date. 314 00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:56,230 I don't think anyone can read the small expiry date so easily. 315 00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,590 And what's there to hide in that? 316 00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:00,510 I'm sorry, dad. 317 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:05,110 - I'm really sorry. - Oh, my baby. It's okay, dear. 318 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:10,470 Come on, it was just a prediction. 319 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,830 No one felt bad about what you said. 320 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:17,270 Everyone knows that this generation is quite modern. 321 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:18,910 You're my best friend, dad. 322 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,950 Do you plan to get me emotional? 323 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:23,070 I'm sorry. 324 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,270 Forget the sorry. 325 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:29,750 Go, wear these ultra wings and fly as much as you want. 326 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,510 I will not mind it. 327 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,030 Answer your phone. 328 00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:35,190 Yes, Rukul? 329 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:36,590 What do you want? 330 00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:38,990 You want someone to go out of business just because you are? 331 00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:39,790 What happened? 332 00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:42,350 Look, Avinash is upset with me because of you. 333 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:43,950 Think over it. 334 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,790 It's hard to find a loving and caring boyfriend like Rajiv. 335 00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:48,350 And he is creative as well. 336 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,230 You'll die alone. 337 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:15,870 Hi. 338 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,030 Hello. 339 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:22,750 I have decided not to recite my poem to you. 340 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,030 I'll recite something hit. 341 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,030 Okay. 342 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:27,910 I anyway don't like poems. 343 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:31,590 Okay. Then should I sing a song for you? 344 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,390 Okay. 345 00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:35,910 Give me a minute. 346 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:46,470 "You are the reason I pee (smile) so much." 347 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,790 Wait, wait. 348 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:50,430 Please repeat what did you say? 349 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:51,470 Repeat it? 350 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:59,790 "You are the reason I pee (smile) so much." 351 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:06,630 I am getting an important phone call. I'll call you back, okay? 352 00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:17,710 Are you seeking revenge from me? 353 00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:18,670 What happened? 354 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,670 I spoke to Rajiv on phone. 355 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,550 And he's singing and saying you are my urinary infection. 356 00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:24,590 What? 357 00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:26,550 Did you give him my number to make fun of me? 358 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:30,430 Rukul, please, stop playing pranks with me. 359 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,350 Give me a minute, I'll call you back. Give me a minute. 360 00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:34,590 120 Ma'am. 361 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:38,430 "Be generous towards your devotees, Lord Hanuman." 362 00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:46,030 You fuckin' moron, what did you say to my friend? 363 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,470 I only sang a song to her. 364 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,550 A song about peeing, dimwit? 365 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,750 No, a hit romantic song. 366 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,550 Tell me what's wrong in it. 367 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:57,910 "You are the reason I pee (smile) so much." 368 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,510 Wait, wait, wait. 369 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,230 Shut up! Bloody maestro. 370 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:04,790 Say I am cool. 371 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,470 I am fool. 372 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,350 Say she smiles. 373 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:11,670 She pees. 374 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,430 Fuckin' idiot. 375 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:23,590 I've told you what his problem is. 376 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:24,950 He lisps, that poor thing. 377 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:26,470 Anyway, it doesn't make a difference to me anymore. 378 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:27,950 Avinash and I are not together anymore. 379 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,470 What? 380 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:30,950 How, Rukul? 381 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,430 Suddenly break up? 382 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:35,790 These days boys are stubborn over experimenting. 383 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,550 Am I a horse? 384 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:40,070 What would you do if someone whips you? 385 00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:41,990 Whip him back? 386 00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,070 Exactly. 387 00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:45,430 I too hit him back. 388 00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:47,070 He thinks he is Mr. Grey. 389 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:51,590 Look Rukul, I can understand your proble 390 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:54,390 Nothing seems right after break up. 391 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:55,790 Right, my foot. 392 00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:57,710 These days there isn't much difference between boyfriends and shoes. 393 00:21:57,870 --> 00:21:59,070 You can change them whenever you want. 394 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,950 Rukul... 395 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,270 Talk to him. 396 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:08,670 Go ahead if you like him. 397 00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:09,870 I'll get going. 398 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:10,950 Bye. 399 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,510 'You are a woman who is full of energy.' 400 00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:19,550 'You will succeed in the field of education.' 401 00:22:19,870 --> 00:22:22,670 'But there will be lack of love in your life.' 402 00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:27,390 'Meaning, your hero will come for sure, but he won't take anything.' 403 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:31,390 'You will be deprived of the pleasures of sex.' 404 00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:59,910 Hail Lord Ram. Hail Lord Ram. Hail Lord Ram. 405 00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:03,150 Hail Lord Ram! Hail Lord Ram! Hail Lord Ram! 406 00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:04,670 Hail Lord Ram! 407 00:23:04,790 --> 00:23:08,190 Ms. Bhanu? Hail... Hi. Thank you for calling. 408 00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:09,470 Can we meet tomorrow? 409 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,430 Yes. 410 00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:12,790 When? Where? 411 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:14,950 Suggest an alone place. 412 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:16,910 Alone? 413 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:17,910 What does alone means? 414 00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:19,270 A place no one visits. 415 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:22,590 A place no one visits? 416 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,710 There is a Lord Hanuman's temple behind my house. 417 00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:28,310 No one comes there. 418 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:30,030 Idiot, meet me in the library. 419 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:31,630 Ms. Bhanu? 420 00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:37,710 I don't think your idea of meeting in the library is safe. 421 00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:38,910 You should have called him here. 422 00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:39,910 What's the problem with meeting here? 423 00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:41,710 This is the safest place. 424 00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:44,350 Rukul, I am meeting him for the first time. 425 00:23:44,430 --> 00:23:45,710 That too after school. 426 00:23:45,910 --> 00:23:48,670 I too met Avinash for the first time, after school. 427 00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:50,270 I cannot be that fast. 428 00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:52,310 That's why you are a virgin. 429 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,150 Hi. 430 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:56,750 - Hey. - Excuse me. 431 00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:01,790 Hi. 432 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:02,590 Hi. 433 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:04,950 Please keep this a secret, okay? 434 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:07,110 Of course, yeah. 435 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:12,510 She's junior to us. 436 00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:14,750 She isn't scared but you are. 437 00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:16,390 'Toilet is not safe.' 438 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:20,190 Rukul, please, let me meet him first. 439 00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:23,510 And I can't do anything big without falling in love with him. 440 00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:37,070 I told you, no one comes to this section 441 00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:38,750 It's very very safe. 442 00:24:38,830 --> 00:24:40,350 - There are still ten minutes left, righ - Yes. 443 00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:44,630 I am waiting four lanes away. I'll signal as soon as I see him. 444 00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:47,630 And listen, boys these days are cowards. 445 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,670 Give him some hints, okay? 446 00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:52,870 - Be a little forward. Got it? - Okay. I will manage. 447 00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:55,150 Fine. All the best, baby. 448 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:30,750 What? 449 00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:33,830 He isn't here yet. 450 00:26:22,710 --> 00:26:23,670 Ms. Bhanu! 451 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,030 - Hi. - Fine, hi. 452 00:26:28,030 --> 00:26:31,670 I'm sorry, I'm a little late. Because of this flower. 453 00:26:34,910 --> 00:26:35,910 No, thanks. 454 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:39,070 I was confused as to what flower to take 455 00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:41,070 Red or yellow? Yellow or red. 456 00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:43,030 Keep your voice down. 457 00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:45,030 Someone might hear us. 458 00:27:02,030 --> 00:27:03,870 What nice fragrance. 459 00:27:04,270 --> 00:27:05,070 Nice watch. 460 00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:06,430 I really like the design. 461 00:27:06,830 --> 00:27:07,710 Thank you. 462 00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:10,150 It's really nice. It's... 463 00:27:16,790 --> 00:27:18,350 Playing gooseberry. 464 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:19,110 What? 465 00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:21,510 Nothing. 466 00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:24,070 It's just an idiom. 467 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:26,070 Means? 468 00:27:26,550 --> 00:27:31,790 Meaning when someone interrupts, he's playing gooseberry. 469 00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,870 Oh, I see. That way. 470 00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:37,070 Yes, that way. 471 00:27:43,550 --> 00:27:45,790 How did you like my small stars' tattoo? 472 00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:47,950 See. I got them made recently. 473 00:28:17,390 --> 00:28:18,830 You know how it goes. 474 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,350 I'm letting you know because you are a friend. 475 00:28:24,030 --> 00:28:27,070 One should change with changing times. 476 00:28:27,150 --> 00:28:30,990 You too need to be modern and liberal no 477 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,350 Because this generation only thinks about the things they like. 478 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,150 Do you think I am not a modern father? 479 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:43,510 I'd say the boy's fair, fares okay in studies too... 480 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:48,710 ...and most importantly his father has a government job in our city. 481 00:28:48,870 --> 00:28:50,950 Sooner rather than later, he too will get one. 482 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:52,830 Really? 483 00:28:53,510 --> 00:28:56,670 Bhanu anyway likes the boy. 484 00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:58,230 Okay. 485 00:28:58,310 --> 00:29:01,630 You and your wife should talk to Bhanu. 486 00:29:04,390 --> 00:29:07,190 How many times will you keep repeating the same thing? 487 00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:09,670 Hang up. Idiot. 488 00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:13,590 Why? What happened? 489 00:29:14,510 --> 00:29:16,270 Bhanu was caught kissing in the college. 490 00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:17,270 What rubbish. 491 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:21,030 Where will kids kiss if not in college? In temples? 492 00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:22,750 How very LS. 493 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,990 That monkey is sitting with dad. 494 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:26,950 Mom too is going to join them. 495 00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:28,750 What will I tell them? 496 00:29:28,990 --> 00:29:31,470 Simple, dumbo. He asked you for help. 497 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:33,510 Then he made up some excuse and took you to the Hindi section. 498 00:29:33,710 --> 00:29:35,870 Then he used the excuse of taking a book and tried to kiss. 499 00:29:36,070 --> 00:29:39,030 And teacher slapped him before you could 500 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:39,870 Simple. 501 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,430 This is the biggest advantage we girls have. 502 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:44,910 We can defame anyone, anywhere, anytime. 503 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,750 The more you lie the nobler you will become. 504 00:29:47,910 --> 00:29:50,910 You have a few things that belong to me. 505 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,350 Either pay the rent or take the things away. 506 00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:57,710 Amazing. You are an amazing poet. 507 00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:00,350 Why don't you compete for awards? 508 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,270 - Awards? - Yes. 509 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:04,310 - Come on. - No, it's possible. 510 00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:07,070 Why is the waiter sitting here? 511 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,870 No, he's our son-in-law. 512 00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:11,470 Bhanu's boyfriend. 513 00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:12,070 What? 514 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,470 - Yes. - Hello. 515 00:30:13,790 --> 00:30:15,750 Thank you so much for a wonderful suggestion. 516 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:16,950 I love you. 517 00:30:17,510 --> 00:30:19,510 Sorry, mom. I was talking on the phone. 518 00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:22,870 Bhanu, you never told us about your boyfriend. 519 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:25,270 What would you like to have, Madhu? 520 00:30:25,350 --> 00:30:27,630 - Listen, please, please just go. - You should know. 521 00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:30,070 - How would I know? - I had come to say sorry to you. 522 00:30:30,150 --> 00:30:31,790 Yes, I forgive you. Please just go. 523 00:30:31,870 --> 00:30:33,990 Don't embarrass me in front of my parent 524 00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:36,550 How can you just leave, son? Where are you going? 525 00:30:36,630 --> 00:30:38,030 Have lunch with us. 526 00:30:38,310 --> 00:30:41,070 No papa, he is late for his dance class. 527 00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:42,470 - Oh. - He has to leave. 528 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:44,950 He is such a bumpkin. I doubt he can dance at all. 529 00:30:46,390 --> 00:30:48,190 Rajiv, please go. 530 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:50,270 - Bye, uncle. - Bye, son. 531 00:30:50,430 --> 00:30:51,830 - Bye, auntie. - Bye. 532 00:30:51,990 --> 00:30:54,190 - Good-bye. - Very good. 533 00:30:56,030 --> 00:30:57,830 He's such a nice boy. 534 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:01,030 - Bhanu, he is the right choice. - Like hell right choice. 535 00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:04,870 Bhanu, I won't attend your wedding if you marry him. 536 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,990 You cannot spoil your life like I had. 537 00:31:08,510 --> 00:31:10,310 Mom, I don't even know him that well. 538 00:31:10,510 --> 00:31:13,630 Then you two were kissing just for fun? 539 00:31:17,390 --> 00:31:19,750 It was a sort of curiosity. 540 00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:21,030 Curiosity? 541 00:31:21,510 --> 00:31:22,870 What kind of a curiosity is this? 542 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:23,710 Why can't it be? 543 00:31:24,070 --> 00:31:25,550 It's okay, dear. Keep trying. 544 00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:27,870 How can someone kiss just like that? 545 00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:29,830 You can anyway do nothing. 546 00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:31,390 At least let her live her life. 547 00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:33,150 What can I not do? 548 00:31:33,710 --> 00:31:37,190 I did four Suryanamaskars in three minutes. 549 00:31:37,510 --> 00:31:39,830 You won't even be able to do one, fatso. 550 00:31:41,550 --> 00:31:42,750 What did you call me? 551 00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:45,950 - Fatso? - Yeah, fat lady. 552 00:31:57,910 --> 00:31:59,350 Fuck it, mom and dad. 553 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,030 You two are always fighting. 554 00:32:03,270 --> 00:32:06,230 Bhanu, these types of cusses are not our standard. 555 00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:07,790 You can't say fuck and all. 556 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:11,430 If you find something to be strange then you can say "oh fish". 557 00:32:11,990 --> 00:32:15,830 If it's just girls then you can say FU, MF, SNAFU. 558 00:32:15,910 --> 00:32:16,750 - It's okay then. - Mom. 559 00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:17,390 Yes. 560 00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:20,510 Are you educating her or giving her a crash course on cusses. 561 00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:22,070 It is necessary these days. 562 00:32:22,230 --> 00:32:25,270 Teach her something good. Like Ramcharitmanas. 563 00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:27,390 Only I know how many nights you have ruined... 564 00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:29,070 ...of mine with this attitude of yours. 565 00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:29,990 Bhanu, listen. 566 00:32:30,070 --> 00:32:32,070 It helps you sleep better. 567 00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:33,790 How would you know? Insomniac person. 568 00:32:33,950 --> 00:32:35,510 Oh, shut up. Don't interrupt. 569 00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:37,990 Bhanu, listen to me. You have to get a good guy. 570 00:32:38,150 --> 00:32:39,990 At least... he should be like a hero. 571 00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:43,030 Trust me, such dumbos are of no good. 572 00:32:43,950 --> 00:32:46,190 I'll call you on Saturday. Then we will talk at leisure. 573 00:32:46,270 --> 00:32:47,150 Okay. 574 00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:50,270 When you cannot even add the right amount of sugar in tea... 575 00:32:50,350 --> 00:32:51,550 ...what can one expect you to do with your life? 576 00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:53,430 - Bye, dear. Bye. - Love you, mom. Bye. 577 00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:55,030 - Love you. - Bye-bye. 578 00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:58,070 Dad? Excuse me, dad. 579 00:32:58,270 --> 00:32:59,510 - I'm taking a call. - Please, please. 580 00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:00,910 Yes, Rukul? Tell me. 581 00:33:00,990 --> 00:33:02,110 There is an offer for you. 582 00:33:02,270 --> 00:33:02,790 What? 583 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:06,030 - My library's sensation... - Yeah? 584 00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:08,270 He has a handsome, notorious friend. 585 00:33:08,430 --> 00:33:09,670 I'll introduce you to him. 586 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,270 What are you doing? 587 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:12,830 At least let me get out of this shock. 588 00:33:12,910 --> 00:33:13,430 Why? 589 00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:15,590 You still haven't acted like a chaste woman before your parents? 590 00:33:15,670 --> 00:33:17,590 I swear, I am in shock. 591 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:20,470 And only one shock can get you out of another. 592 00:33:20,870 --> 00:33:23,950 And the one I am talking about has such an interesting name... 593 00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:25,590 ...that you will get a shock as soon as you'll hear it. 594 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,670 You are giving a build up like you are not talking about a boy but James Bond. 595 00:33:28,910 --> 00:33:30,430 You cannot guess it. 596 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,630 Forget you, no one can guess it. 597 00:33:32,870 --> 00:33:33,870 Will you say it already? 598 00:33:34,070 --> 00:33:35,470 Ladies and gentleman. 599 00:33:36,670 --> 00:33:38,070 Brace yourselves. 600 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:42,150 We have the owner of Orbit Cables. 601 00:33:42,350 --> 00:33:43,470 King of hearts. 602 00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:46,270 The famous gambler, Shartiya. 603 00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:10,950 So, who's our target? 604 00:34:12,390 --> 00:34:14,270 The office boy in blue shirt. 605 00:34:17,030 --> 00:34:18,030 How much? 606 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,350 I'll bet a 100. 607 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:24,990 My last 100. 608 00:34:25,070 --> 00:34:26,470 - Hail the Goddess. - Put it in. 609 00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:28,950 I am not scared either. Here you go. 610 00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:44,630 'He puts more energy than he has in his body in winning a bet.' 611 00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:53,870 Hey! 612 00:34:58,310 --> 00:35:00,550 - Run! - Run! 613 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:03,270 Stop! 614 00:35:31,110 --> 00:35:33,270 Rukul, he is quite heroic. 615 00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:35,150 I don't deal with fake stuff, baby. 616 00:35:35,390 --> 00:35:36,630 I'm the original Flipkart. 617 00:36:32,870 --> 00:36:34,590 Now I'll give our introduction. 618 00:36:35,390 --> 00:36:36,190 He's Jhanda. 619 00:36:36,310 --> 00:36:36,910 Hi. 620 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:37,910 He's Pungi. 621 00:36:38,350 --> 00:36:39,230 That's Chukiya. 622 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:41,710 And I am Shartiya. 623 00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:44,110 Want to go on a trip with me? 624 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:06,230 "My heart's crossed its bounds... 625 00:37:06,950 --> 00:37:15,150 "And leaped into yours." 626 00:37:29,990 --> 00:37:36,950 "My heart's crossed its bounds... 627 00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:45,470 "And leaped into yours." 628 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:51,910 "It's being adamant..." 629 00:37:53,030 --> 00:37:59,430 "It wants you to be mine." 630 00:38:00,230 --> 00:38:03,910 "You don't let me live." 631 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:07,630 "I don't let you live." 632 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:11,550 "If this is love then it is what it is." 633 00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:15,310 "I won't accept it any other way." 634 00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:19,150 "I keep losing myself." 635 00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:23,030 "I keep becoming you." 636 00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:26,950 "If this is love then it is what it is." 637 00:38:27,150 --> 00:38:30,950 "I won't accept it any other way." 638 00:38:31,790 --> 00:38:37,990 "My heart's crossed its bounds... 639 00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:45,550 "And leaped into yours." 640 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,470 "I don't wish to flow away like a river. 641 00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:06,350 "I seek your shore." 642 00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:10,070 "Come and hold me." 643 00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:14,030 "I want to lose myself." "I want to be you." 644 00:39:14,150 --> 00:39:17,270 "Take me into your arms." 645 00:39:17,990 --> 00:39:21,790 "I don't wish to flow away like a river. 646 00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:25,110 "Come and hold me." 647 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:29,470 "I want to lose myself." "I want to be you." 648 00:39:29,550 --> 00:39:33,270 "Take me into your arms." 649 00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:36,030 "We have an opportunity." 650 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:37,950 "We are willing." 651 00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:40,030 "We are together." 652 00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:45,030 "You want it." "I want it." 653 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:47,750 "Come, let's act crazy." 654 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:51,350 "You don't let me live." 655 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:55,070 "I don't let you live." 656 00:39:55,430 --> 00:39:59,030 "If this is love then it is what it is." 657 00:39:59,270 --> 00:40:03,430 "I won't accept it any other way." 658 00:40:04,150 --> 00:40:05,230 A penny for your thoughts? 659 00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:08,230 It's nothing. I was just thinking. 660 00:40:08,470 --> 00:40:09,030 What? 661 00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:10,830 That you are so nice. 662 00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:13,310 I mean you help others. 663 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:15,510 You don't smoke. 664 00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,070 You don't chase skirts. 665 00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:20,070 Honestly speaking, you are the ideal man like Lord Ram. 666 00:40:20,510 --> 00:40:23,030 Don't mention that name. He's an old enemy. 667 00:40:23,350 --> 00:40:24,070 Got it? 668 00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:29,790 Dumbo, I mean why don't you stop betting 669 00:40:29,990 --> 00:40:33,750 Stupid, if air gets out of the balloon and a sim gets out a mobile phone... 670 00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:38,150 ...gas gets out a cold drink and Shartiya stops betting... 671 00:40:39,350 --> 00:40:41,070 ...then there will be nothing left insid 672 00:40:41,630 --> 00:40:43,390 Why do you want me empty? 673 00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:45,430 Why not enjoy a complete man? 674 00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:49,070 Oh, a smile. 675 00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:52,710 You are moving in the right direction. 676 00:40:53,270 --> 00:40:55,430 Come on, it's time for another bet. 677 00:40:55,830 --> 00:40:57,630 Today I need to catch a beak of a flying crow. 678 00:40:58,150 --> 00:41:00,350 You know no one can beat me at that. 679 00:41:00,910 --> 00:41:01,870 Want to come along? 680 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:04,950 No, I need to go home. 681 00:41:05,110 --> 00:41:07,790 My father must be waiting for me. 682 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,030 Your father. 683 00:41:11,270 --> 00:41:13,230 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 684 00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:21,910 Do you know why I like you? 685 00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:26,590 Because your eyes, both the two at the back and the two in the front... 686 00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:29,990 ...are always completely focused on me. 687 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:32,870 Ms. Glasses. 688 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:51,430 Life becomes boring without any spice in it. 689 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:52,510 What do you think, Vijay? 690 00:41:52,590 --> 00:41:55,030 Mere mention of spices burns my tongue. 691 00:41:55,150 --> 00:41:57,230 - Let me help you with the tie. - Oh, thank you, Moon. 692 00:41:57,790 --> 00:41:59,950 - Hello, Moon auntie. - My daughter is back. 693 00:42:00,630 --> 00:42:01,870 Hello, dear. 694 00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:04,070 We were just about to leave for the farewell party. 695 00:42:04,510 --> 00:42:07,870 Bhanu, talk to Moon, I'll go get my blazer. 696 00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:12,990 You must have said that I'm playing gooseberry in your mind, right auntie? 697 00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:14,670 What do you mean? 698 00:42:15,030 --> 00:42:15,590 Nothing. 699 00:42:15,670 --> 00:42:18,270 I just met mom so I recalled a phrase. 700 00:42:18,990 --> 00:42:19,990 How's your mom? 701 00:42:20,150 --> 00:42:22,510 She's good. She was exercising. 702 00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:24,430 She has lost a lot of weight too. 703 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,390 She's looking very sexy. 704 00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:30,830 I'll lose weight too, I just need someone to motivate me. 705 00:42:30,910 --> 00:42:33,350 Who needs motivation? 706 00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:34,070 It's nothing, dad. 707 00:42:34,150 --> 00:42:36,510 Auntie is saying that she's looking very ugly and fat. 708 00:42:36,990 --> 00:42:38,430 She wants motivation to lose weight. 709 00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:40,030 - What? - Hey, you are fit. 710 00:42:40,510 --> 00:42:42,830 Do you want to be Mrs. Universe? 711 00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:44,830 I don't know about Mrs. Universe. 712 00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:46,590 First, let me become a missus. 713 00:42:47,350 --> 00:42:49,590 - We should leave, Bhanu. - Yes. Please, please, please. 714 00:42:50,030 --> 00:42:51,910 Bhanu, I'll be late. 715 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,830 - Please keep the doors locked. - Okay, dad. Be safe. 716 00:42:53,910 --> 00:42:55,470 My baby. 717 00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:56,790 - Don't forget to lock the doors. - Okay. 718 00:42:56,870 --> 00:42:57,950 - Come on. Thank you. - Please, please, please. 719 00:42:58,030 --> 00:43:00,630 - Don't forget about the doors, Bhanu. - Bye, Bhanu. 720 00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,110 - Bye, dad. - Bye. 721 00:43:03,710 --> 00:43:04,430 - Please. - Thank you. 722 00:43:04,510 --> 00:43:05,550 My pleasure. 723 00:43:32,430 --> 00:43:34,070 He didn't message me even once. 724 00:43:34,510 --> 00:43:35,550 And he thinks he's a romantic hero. 725 00:43:41,590 --> 00:43:43,790 Oh, my God! What a pleasant surprise. 726 00:43:43,950 --> 00:43:45,630 Yes! Oh God, yes! 727 00:43:46,110 --> 00:43:47,470 Wait, let me make a phone call. 728 00:43:50,110 --> 00:43:51,070 Answer the phone, Rukul. 729 00:43:51,190 --> 00:43:52,590 Answer the phone! 730 00:43:53,950 --> 00:43:55,190 Oh no! 731 00:43:57,150 --> 00:43:58,510 - What is it? - Where the hell were you? 732 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:00,790 I'm in the toilet. I'm suffering from constipation. 733 00:44:00,990 --> 00:44:02,150 Nothing's coming out. 734 00:44:02,350 --> 00:44:04,750 Listen, Shartiya messaged me. 735 00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:06,510 Dad's gone out for a wedding. 736 00:44:06,790 --> 00:44:08,230 He won't be back before 12. 737 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:10,990 That means a gold opportunity. 738 00:44:11,270 --> 00:44:11,870 Yes. 739 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,790 Call him over. 740 00:44:14,030 --> 00:44:16,110 But listen, behave femininely. 741 00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:18,950 Don't be overly direct that makes the boys lose interest. 742 00:44:19,470 --> 00:44:22,710 Tug half the rope and let the other half loose. 743 00:44:23,550 --> 00:44:25,110 That's one twisted advice. 744 00:44:25,190 --> 00:44:28,630 Just call him home. I am sure he will handle the rest. 745 00:44:28,990 --> 00:44:29,710 Wait a second. 746 00:44:29,950 --> 00:44:32,950 Rukul, have you done anything with him? 747 00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:34,550 Are you crazy? 748 00:44:34,670 --> 00:44:37,270 Why would I go after your guy? He is forbidden to me. 749 00:44:37,670 --> 00:44:39,150 There is something know as sixth sense as well. 750 00:44:39,350 --> 00:44:41,630 Okay listen, how should I tell him to come over? 751 00:44:41,830 --> 00:44:44,990 Tell him: The door's open, come in while you can and go bang-bang-bang. 752 00:44:45,190 --> 00:44:46,110 How cheap, Rukul. 753 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:48,670 If you cannot even do that then you should just forget about it. 754 00:44:48,790 --> 00:44:49,630 Okay, fine. 755 00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:51,390 Let me try. 756 00:44:51,710 --> 00:44:54,870 But listen, keep dropping hints at equal intervals. Please. 757 00:44:55,030 --> 00:44:56,910 I'm getting some pressure, so you handle your own pressure. 758 00:44:56,990 --> 00:44:57,870 Okay, bye. 759 00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:17,430 What is Madhu doing here? 760 00:45:18,830 --> 00:45:20,070 Dancing. 761 00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:23,110 She starts dancing as soon as she hears music. 762 00:45:24,230 --> 00:45:25,670 Yet she doesn't lose any weight. 763 00:45:28,030 --> 00:45:30,830 Would you like to dance with me? 764 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:35,390 You can make me dance to your tunes any time you want. 765 00:45:36,390 --> 00:45:37,870 Let's go. 766 00:46:00,710 --> 00:46:02,030 Who the artistic one in your family? 767 00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:04,390 An artist. 768 00:46:04,670 --> 00:46:05,510 Whatever. 769 00:46:05,790 --> 00:46:06,990 The Bollywood fan. 770 00:46:07,830 --> 00:46:08,870 My dad. 771 00:46:09,190 --> 00:46:10,110 Oh. 772 00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:13,230 Actually, I too am quite creative. 773 00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:14,230 Really? 774 00:46:14,350 --> 00:46:16,510 Would you like to see my sketches? 775 00:46:16,710 --> 00:46:17,630 Of course. 776 00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:25,030 What's the hurry? 777 00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:41,950 "Don't ask me what happened." 778 00:46:42,190 --> 00:46:46,710 "Don't ask me how I felt." 779 00:46:46,990 --> 00:46:51,590 "Don't ask me what happened." 780 00:46:51,670 --> 00:46:55,790 "Don't ask me how I felt." 781 00:46:56,350 --> 00:47:00,430 "I have already fallen for you." 782 00:47:00,830 --> 00:47:05,590 "I don't know what's in stored for me in the future." 783 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:09,190 "Don't ask me what happened." 784 00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:14,190 "Don't ask me how I felt." - Why are you showing me this hut? 785 00:47:14,670 --> 00:47:19,110 "I have already fallen for you." 786 00:47:19,230 --> 00:47:23,870 "I don't know what's in stored for me in the future." 787 00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:28,510 "Don't ask me what happened." 788 00:47:46,790 --> 00:47:51,230 "I found the world of love." 789 00:47:51,390 --> 00:47:55,550 "I started believing that you are mine." 790 00:47:56,030 --> 00:48:02,070 "Yet, this question and this thought lingers..." 791 00:48:02,150 --> 00:48:03,430 Here's your gift. 792 00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:07,790 Thank you. Thanks for the bottle. 793 00:48:08,190 --> 00:48:10,230 Would you like to see my bedroom? 794 00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:12,590 - Yes. - Let me show you my bedroom. 795 00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:22,070 "Whatever I have..." "Me and my love..." 796 00:48:22,270 --> 00:48:26,630 "I'll surrender it all to you." 797 00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:29,470 What does "those who can't dance blame the floor" mean? 798 00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,510 It's getting darker. 799 00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:34,110 The moon is about to get eclipsed. 800 00:48:36,430 --> 00:48:40,710 "How do I say what happened, my love." 801 00:48:40,910 --> 00:48:45,030 "How did I feel?" 802 00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:49,630 "I have already fallen for you." 803 00:48:50,070 --> 00:48:54,670 "I don't know what's in stored for me in the future." 804 00:48:54,830 --> 00:48:59,270 "Don't ask me what happened." 805 00:49:01,190 --> 00:49:05,990 This is when I got the first prize in school painting competition. 806 00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:08,270 My daddy. 807 00:49:09,390 --> 00:49:13,870 And this is when I ranked first in the district in mathematics. 808 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:19,190 This is when I stood first in debate. 809 00:49:19,270 --> 00:49:21,750 You have always topped. Have you never failed? 810 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:23,750 What? 811 00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:26,030 I am not enjoying myself in here. 812 00:49:26,270 --> 00:49:27,230 Let's go outside. 813 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:28,790 Why? What happened? 814 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:32,070 - You didn't like my room? - No, it's nice. 815 00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:34,830 But I would like to sit outside. 816 00:49:43,510 --> 00:49:44,270 Done? 817 00:49:44,350 --> 00:49:44,750 What? 818 00:49:44,830 --> 00:49:45,910 With the prayers, bitch. 819 00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:47,310 Sex, what else! 820 00:49:47,470 --> 00:49:49,990 I am so confused. 821 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:51,910 I don't understand. 822 00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:53,550 I took him to my bedroom. 823 00:49:54,350 --> 00:49:55,710 But he ran away and went to sit in the hall. 824 00:49:56,030 --> 00:49:59,030 Get close to him, hold his hand. 825 00:49:59,110 --> 00:50:01,310 And if it still doesn't work then attack him. 826 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:03,030 He cannot escape. 827 00:50:03,270 --> 00:50:06,190 Rukul, do you want me to rape him? 828 00:50:06,430 --> 00:50:09,070 Dumbo, have you ever heard a boy crying rape? 829 00:50:09,150 --> 00:50:11,990 We are the weaker sex, we enjoy it like the rest. 830 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:14,430 Vijay! Oh, my God! 831 00:50:14,510 --> 00:50:15,190 Vijay, please. 832 00:50:15,270 --> 00:50:17,230 My father paid for that car! 833 00:50:17,310 --> 00:50:18,870 Get that witch out of there! 834 00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:20,830 - Get her out! - She's crazy. 835 00:50:20,910 --> 00:50:22,190 Please run her over. 836 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:24,510 What are you saying? I'll get charged with murder. 837 00:50:24,590 --> 00:50:26,510 And for asking dowry too. 838 00:50:26,750 --> 00:50:28,270 - What are you doing, Madhu? - Just shut up. 839 00:50:39,590 --> 00:50:41,310 Why do you always keep your collars unfolded? 840 00:50:41,550 --> 00:50:42,990 Because I am a king. 841 00:50:43,150 --> 00:50:44,350 And your queen? 842 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:46,950 Why are you blinking like that? 843 00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:49,390 It's ominous. 844 00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:51,150 You mean inauspicious? 845 00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:51,870 Yes. 846 00:50:51,950 --> 00:50:53,550 Why don't you ask him to write a dictionary? 847 00:50:53,950 --> 00:50:55,550 You invited him over to play crossword, right? 848 00:50:56,910 --> 00:50:57,950 What are you looking at? 849 00:50:58,150 --> 00:50:59,110 Come on, let's celebrate. 850 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:05,910 He wants you drunk. 851 00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:09,910 That means he didn't get any of your hints. 852 00:51:13,190 --> 00:51:14,870 What are you looking at? 853 00:51:14,990 --> 00:51:16,230 Come on, let's celebrate. 854 00:51:16,390 --> 00:51:16,870 Huh? 855 00:51:18,270 --> 00:51:19,830 It's now or never! 856 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,310 It's now or never! 857 00:51:21,390 --> 00:51:23,030 Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? 858 00:51:23,190 --> 00:51:23,910 Hey! 859 00:51:24,430 --> 00:51:25,950 It's now or never! 860 00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:27,390 It's now or never! 861 00:51:27,470 --> 00:51:29,790 That's what I am saying. It's now or never. 862 00:51:30,390 --> 00:51:31,310 First we celebrate. 863 00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:33,230 But it's not necessary. 864 00:51:33,350 --> 00:51:34,270 It's necessary. 865 00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:35,630 I'll first celebrate. 866 00:51:40,790 --> 00:51:42,190 Okay, as you wish. 867 00:51:49,470 --> 00:51:50,550 Go head. Drink it. 868 00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:55,830 Bhanu! 869 00:51:55,950 --> 00:51:57,470 Your dad's back? 870 00:51:58,990 --> 00:51:59,630 Yeah? 871 00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:02,190 Go inside. I'll go and check who it is. 872 00:52:02,950 --> 00:52:04,190 Her old man has really bad timing. 873 00:52:06,350 --> 00:52:08,310 You are putting all the weight on me. 874 00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:09,190 Hold him from there. 875 00:52:10,950 --> 00:52:11,910 Let's get him out of here. 876 00:52:12,030 --> 00:52:12,950 Bhanu! 877 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:14,710 Don't drink anything he offers. 878 00:52:15,110 --> 00:52:17,550 Drag him out. Let's take him away. 879 00:52:33,310 --> 00:52:33,990 What happened? 880 00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:35,350 Who was it? 881 00:52:35,630 --> 00:52:36,230 No one. 882 00:52:36,630 --> 00:52:37,630 Neighbour's kids. 883 00:52:37,950 --> 00:52:39,070 They often do pranks like this. 884 00:52:39,630 --> 00:52:40,110 Oh, I see. 885 00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:42,590 Come on, let's celebrate. 886 00:52:44,310 --> 00:52:45,550 Why don't you drink it first? 887 00:52:45,990 --> 00:52:48,510 As they say in English, ladies first. 888 00:52:48,830 --> 00:52:50,270 Let's change the style then. 889 00:52:51,190 --> 00:52:53,310 This time, you drink it first. 890 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:55,350 Is this an election? 891 00:52:56,190 --> 00:52:57,710 Do you want to change the candidate now? 892 00:52:58,150 --> 00:52:59,310 Please? For me? 893 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,630 Look sweetheart, listen to me. 894 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:02,790 Just have a sip of it. 895 00:53:03,390 --> 00:53:04,390 Have it, please. 896 00:53:04,830 --> 00:53:05,630 Just one sip. 897 00:53:05,790 --> 00:53:06,270 No. 898 00:53:06,430 --> 00:53:08,110 - One sip. - No. I don't want it. 899 00:53:08,190 --> 00:53:11,710 Drink just one sip of it. I am sure you can have one sip, my sweetheart 900 00:53:11,790 --> 00:53:13,430 No, I don't want to. 901 00:53:13,510 --> 00:53:14,550 Shartiya! 902 00:53:17,830 --> 00:53:19,230 So now, you will shout at me? 903 00:53:19,550 --> 00:53:22,830 If you don't have a sip from it now then we will no longer be friends 904 00:53:22,990 --> 00:53:24,270 I don't want to be friends with you. 905 00:53:24,350 --> 00:53:27,710 I'll call the police, if you don't leave immediately. 906 00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:30,470 You'll call the police? 907 00:53:31,510 --> 00:53:33,430 So you are threatening me with the polic 908 00:53:35,590 --> 00:53:36,950 You cunning witch... 909 00:53:37,270 --> 00:53:41,110 Not even a blind man would date an ugly, spectacled girl like you. 910 00:53:42,350 --> 00:53:44,030 You should venerate me. 911 00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:46,910 You should thank me for going out with you for a few dates. 912 00:53:47,870 --> 00:53:49,830 Not trot around the market with your open tresses. 913 00:53:51,150 --> 00:53:55,150 Head and Shoulder's lice-infected model wants to go for L'Oreal! 914 00:53:55,230 --> 00:53:56,150 Get lost! 915 00:53:57,110 --> 00:53:57,990 Katrina? 916 00:54:01,270 --> 00:54:02,390 Damn it! 917 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,350 I lost a bet because of her. 918 00:54:11,510 --> 00:54:14,990 She ruined such a good atmosphere, didn't she, Moon? 919 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:18,630 Did you also think that this evening was quite romantic? 920 00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:24,390 Can I say something if you don't mind? 921 00:54:24,830 --> 00:54:25,630 Of course. 922 00:54:26,190 --> 00:54:29,110 Sometimes when you lift your eyes... 923 00:54:29,790 --> 00:54:31,950 I feel you want to say something that you hide. 924 00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:33,950 And what do I want to say? 925 00:54:34,910 --> 00:54:36,950 I am scared to say it. 926 00:54:38,030 --> 00:54:38,670 Oh really? 927 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:42,190 I swear. 928 00:54:43,630 --> 00:54:44,670 How sweet. 929 00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:46,910 I'll get going then? 930 00:54:47,150 --> 00:54:48,670 - Good night. vGood night. 931 00:54:52,230 --> 00:54:53,990 "Chandni!" 932 00:54:54,790 --> 00:54:57,270 "Oh my Chandni!" 933 00:54:57,910 --> 00:55:00,870 "You are my moonlight." 934 00:55:05,550 --> 00:55:06,470 'Ouch!' 935 00:55:08,110 --> 00:55:09,710 Oh, my God! 936 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,870 I am so dead! 937 00:55:17,670 --> 00:55:19,030 Bhanu! 938 00:55:19,510 --> 00:55:21,990 Why did you leave the door open? 939 00:55:22,470 --> 00:55:23,910 "Colourful..." 940 00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:25,150 Bhanu! 941 00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:31,110 "Oh my Chandni!" 942 00:55:32,110 --> 00:55:33,150 Bhanu! 943 00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:36,990 Bhanu! 944 00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:40,630 There you are. You left the door open. 945 00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:43,350 But it's okay. It's a nature's call. 946 00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:45,110 It can come anytime. 947 00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:53,030 You kept telling me that I don't see the brighter side of life. 948 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:57,150 So today, I looked at the brighter side. 949 00:55:58,150 --> 00:56:02,150 And do you know who did I find on that brighter side? 950 00:56:05,190 --> 00:56:06,350 Your Moon auntie. 951 00:56:10,750 --> 00:56:15,190 Bhanu, I think I have found true love. 952 00:56:21,190 --> 00:56:23,310 I want get drunk today. 953 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:25,270 Come, my friend. 954 00:56:25,430 --> 00:56:28,030 Let's celebrate together. 955 00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:32,190 It's okay if you are going to take time. 956 00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:36,590 There is no time limit on this. 957 00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:40,190 Actually, I shouldn't be disturbing you. 958 00:56:44,750 --> 00:56:47,550 "With colourful clouds..." 959 00:56:47,790 --> 00:56:50,550 "With the kohl in your eyes..." 960 00:56:50,630 --> 00:56:55,470 "I have written your name on my heart." 961 00:56:55,590 --> 00:56:57,110 "Chandni!" 962 00:56:57,350 --> 00:56:59,030 "Oh my Chandni!" 963 00:56:59,150 --> 00:56:59,830 Oh. 964 00:57:00,630 --> 00:57:02,990 Thank you Bhanu, for this. 965 00:57:03,350 --> 00:57:04,230 Wow. 966 00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:06,790 "Chandni!" 967 00:57:13,390 --> 00:57:18,070 "With the kohl in your eyes..." 968 00:57:19,030 --> 00:57:24,510 "I have written... on my heart..." 969 00:57:40,470 --> 00:57:41,670 Papa! 970 00:57:46,350 --> 00:57:47,270 Papa? 971 00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:48,750 What happened, papa? 972 00:57:49,070 --> 00:57:50,190 Papa? 973 00:57:57,190 --> 00:57:58,070 Papa! 974 00:57:58,230 --> 00:57:59,110 Get up, papa! 975 00:57:59,190 --> 00:58:01,190 Can you hear me, papa? 976 00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:02,230 Papa? 977 00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:03,870 Papa, please. 978 00:58:03,990 --> 00:58:05,190 Please! 979 00:58:05,510 --> 00:58:06,510 Papa! 980 00:58:08,870 --> 00:58:11,350 Open your eyes, papa. Come on, papa. 981 00:58:11,430 --> 00:58:12,670 Papa! 982 00:58:17,310 --> 00:58:22,630 Bro, I think your bad times have started 983 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,590 You lost that bet as well as this bet. 984 00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:27,470 The girl didn't drink any of it. 985 00:58:27,550 --> 00:58:32,550 Now Lord Ram will come and send an arrow straight through your navel. 986 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,830 Hey, don't mention that name. 987 00:58:39,110 --> 00:58:40,110 And what's a navel? 988 00:58:40,590 --> 00:58:42,790 Fatso, explain. 989 00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:44,670 You don't know navel? The bellybutton. 990 00:58:46,430 --> 00:58:48,150 Hey, play your turn. 991 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:50,790 Scoundrel. 992 00:58:54,270 --> 00:58:55,230 Look at my face cut, man. 993 00:58:57,870 --> 00:58:59,030 Do I look like a Ravan? 994 00:58:59,470 --> 00:59:00,590 Do I? 995 00:59:01,710 --> 00:59:04,110 I have just lost two bets and not my lif Do you understand? 996 00:59:04,390 --> 00:59:05,550 - Let's wait for the third bet. - Right. 997 00:59:05,630 --> 00:59:07,070 Then I'll fill your mouth with JK Cement 998 00:59:07,150 --> 00:59:07,950 Right. 999 00:59:08,230 --> 00:59:09,110 Yours too. 1000 00:59:09,270 --> 00:59:09,950 Stop laughing. 1001 00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:11,430 You are done for. 1002 00:59:11,990 --> 00:59:12,870 Play your turn. 1003 00:59:16,110 --> 00:59:18,070 Why is she charging this way? 1004 00:59:20,310 --> 00:59:21,390 She's all yours. 1005 00:59:22,070 --> 00:59:23,350 Let's go, boys. 1006 00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:25,350 Stop. 1007 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:27,470 I want to talk to all of you. 1008 00:59:27,710 --> 00:59:28,310 Yes? 1009 00:59:29,230 --> 00:59:29,910 Look at me. 1010 00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:32,310 Why are you looking away? 1011 00:59:33,910 --> 00:59:35,270 I thought you are a human being. 1012 00:59:35,590 --> 00:59:36,910 That you have feelings. 1013 00:59:38,470 --> 00:59:41,230 I know I am easy to get convinced. 1014 00:59:41,510 --> 00:59:42,670 Yes, I got convinced. 1015 00:59:43,390 --> 00:59:46,790 Because I can never get someone as handsome and heroic as you. 1016 00:59:48,270 --> 00:59:49,590 But you aren't heroic. 1017 00:59:50,270 --> 00:59:51,630 You are a coward. 1018 00:59:52,310 --> 00:59:55,550 What's with these tough IIT questions? 1019 00:59:55,870 --> 00:59:58,510 We didn't murder anyone. 1020 00:59:58,670 --> 00:59:59,190 Yes? 1021 00:59:59,270 --> 00:59:59,870 Yes? 1022 00:59:59,950 --> 01:00:02,790 My father's in the ICU because he drank your alcohol. 1023 01:00:04,030 --> 01:00:09,310 You'd be charged with two murders if anything had happened to him. 1024 01:00:11,470 --> 01:00:16,350 And yes, try telling someone about your loathsome deed. 1025 01:00:16,950 --> 01:00:22,470 Then I'll bet that no one would even want to spit on your disgusting fac 1026 01:00:27,950 --> 01:00:31,950 "Who do those red lips belong to?" 1027 01:00:35,270 --> 01:00:37,030 "Who stays in your heart?" 1028 01:00:37,110 --> 01:00:39,350 "Who reins it?" 1029 01:00:42,110 --> 01:00:45,950 "Who do those red lips belong to?" 1030 01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:49,430 It would be better if you keep him away from such bad quality alcohol. 1031 01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:51,630 It is very dangerous for his heart. 1032 01:00:52,230 --> 01:00:53,790 Is everything alright, doctor? 1033 01:00:55,230 --> 01:00:57,550 Yes, all the other reports are normal. 1034 01:00:58,030 --> 01:00:59,630 He will get discharged by evening. 1035 01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:01,350 Okay, good luck. 1036 01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:05,430 I don't know what she applies on her lip 1037 01:01:05,670 --> 01:01:06,670 She's a "poison damsel". 1038 01:01:06,950 --> 01:01:08,070 What are you blabbering mom? 1039 01:01:08,390 --> 01:01:09,510 Heed my advice, Bhanu. 1040 01:01:09,670 --> 01:01:13,430 These Bengali people do black magic to control people. 1041 01:01:13,510 --> 01:01:15,190 She has done black magic on your father. 1042 01:01:15,350 --> 01:01:17,270 How can you believe in such things, mom? 1043 01:01:17,390 --> 01:01:18,950 Then what should I believe in? 1044 01:01:19,430 --> 01:01:22,430 That your father had locally brewed alco because he wanted to be adventurous? 1045 01:01:22,590 --> 01:01:23,590 Do you want me to believe that? 1046 01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:26,710 Mom, why don't you change the topic? 1047 01:01:26,990 --> 01:01:28,350 This is serious, okay? 1048 01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:32,990 Pammi auntie also did this to get her mother-in-law killed. 1049 01:01:33,070 --> 01:01:34,110 Let me call her up. 1050 01:01:34,510 --> 01:01:36,990 She will tell me what needs to be done. 1051 01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:38,190 Please stop this rubbish. 1052 01:01:38,630 --> 01:01:39,710 You too shout at me! 1053 01:01:39,910 --> 01:01:40,670 Go ahead and shout! 1054 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:44,230 Nobody's with me. 1055 01:01:47,430 --> 01:01:48,510 Mom, please. 1056 01:01:49,190 --> 01:01:50,070 Look at me. 1057 01:01:50,510 --> 01:01:52,150 Don't I look sexy anymore? 1058 01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:54,310 Don't I look nice anymore? 1059 01:01:54,910 --> 01:01:56,350 This morning when I came to hospital... 1060 01:01:56,430 --> 01:01:59,110 ...all the doctors were flirting with me 1061 01:01:59,190 --> 01:02:00,910 But your father keeps flirting with her. 1062 01:02:00,990 --> 01:02:02,310 Mom, it's okay. 1063 01:02:02,670 --> 01:02:03,870 It's not okay. 1064 01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:06,470 - Mom? - You know how alone I feel? 1065 01:02:06,950 --> 01:02:08,030 It's going to be okay. 1066 01:02:08,110 --> 01:02:10,550 Nothing... how will it be okay? 1067 01:02:10,630 --> 01:02:14,510 "These red lips belong to you." 1068 01:02:15,670 --> 01:02:17,190 It is a very important step, brother. 1069 01:02:17,270 --> 01:02:19,270 No love story is complete without it. 1070 01:02:19,350 --> 01:02:21,350 No, no, no. No, no, no. 1071 01:02:21,430 --> 01:02:23,030 Why are you making such noises? Are you gay? 1072 01:02:23,150 --> 01:02:24,030 No, no, no. 1073 01:02:24,150 --> 01:02:25,310 Stop, stop, stop. Don't move. 1074 01:02:25,390 --> 01:02:26,630 No, no, no. 1075 01:02:30,230 --> 01:02:31,870 This is what's known as surgical strike. 1076 01:02:31,950 --> 01:02:34,350 You didn't even realise and the work was done. 1077 01:02:37,430 --> 01:02:38,190 Write it down. 1078 01:02:38,430 --> 01:02:39,150 Go ahead. 1079 01:02:39,230 --> 01:02:42,350 I write in blood, don't assume it to be water. 1080 01:02:47,070 --> 01:02:50,870 I speak the truth, don't assume it to be a story. 1081 01:02:53,230 --> 01:02:54,710 Wonderful, wonderful. 1082 01:02:55,190 --> 01:02:56,550 You want me to write that as well? 1083 01:02:56,750 --> 01:02:58,270 It provides some appreciation. 1084 01:03:00,790 --> 01:03:03,590 Dad, if she wants to try again then you should too. 1085 01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:05,590 Who knows the fire might reignite? 1086 01:03:05,710 --> 01:03:07,590 Bhanu, she will burn me alive. 1087 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:09,310 Then you'll have to extinguish the fire. 1088 01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:11,030 I'm not that violent. 1089 01:03:11,190 --> 01:03:12,030 Violent? 1090 01:03:12,190 --> 01:03:14,190 You should be declared a terrorist. 1091 01:03:14,270 --> 01:03:15,230 You see that, Bhanu? 1092 01:03:15,470 --> 01:03:17,590 Papa, try it just once. 1093 01:03:17,670 --> 01:03:19,990 I cannot stay with her. Please. 1094 01:03:20,470 --> 01:03:21,390 There is some problem. 1095 01:03:21,470 --> 01:03:23,550 What is the problem? Tell me. 1096 01:03:24,470 --> 01:03:26,270 I don't find you to be desirable. 1097 01:03:26,790 --> 01:03:27,870 - What? - Yes. 1098 01:03:29,230 --> 01:03:31,870 Take your face out in the market... 1099 01:03:31,990 --> 01:03:33,630 ...then you know will learn how desirable I am. 1100 01:03:33,710 --> 01:03:34,390 Rubbish. 1101 01:03:34,470 --> 01:03:37,030 When I move out wearing high heels and a red lipstick... 1102 01:03:37,190 --> 01:03:39,790 ...people tease me with fire brigade sirens. 1103 01:03:39,910 --> 01:03:40,950 And you say that I am... 1104 01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:42,430 Mummy can sleep with me in my room. 1105 01:03:42,550 --> 01:03:43,510 - It's okay? - No. 1106 01:03:43,710 --> 01:03:44,710 I cannot do it. 1107 01:03:45,510 --> 01:03:47,270 Dear, I had told you. 1108 01:03:47,350 --> 01:03:48,230 What had you told me, dad? 1109 01:03:48,310 --> 01:03:50,270 Forget Bhanu, and talk to me. 1110 01:03:50,350 --> 01:03:51,550 Again the same thing? You have started the same thing... 1111 01:03:51,630 --> 01:03:52,470 Darling... 1112 01:03:54,870 --> 01:03:56,070 Darling, please help. 1113 01:03:56,150 --> 01:03:57,670 Oh, Moon. 1114 01:03:58,590 --> 01:03:59,550 Excuse me. 1115 01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:06,070 Don't give her a penny. 1116 01:04:06,190 --> 01:04:07,150 Just give her a divorce. 1117 01:04:07,230 --> 01:04:08,910 She is back to stay with us, Moon. 1118 01:04:09,270 --> 01:04:10,390 - What? - Yes. 1119 01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:12,550 She has come prepared, mom. 1120 01:04:12,870 --> 01:04:14,550 Whose room will she stay in if you stay in mine? 1121 01:04:14,630 --> 01:04:15,630 Papa's bedroom? 1122 01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:19,190 Wait, I'll just put her back in her plac 1123 01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:23,230 Throw this woman out of this house. 1124 01:04:23,510 --> 01:04:24,470 Black magician! 1125 01:04:24,910 --> 01:04:26,190 But I don't do magic shows. 1126 01:04:26,270 --> 01:04:28,110 But you do magic. 1127 01:04:33,190 --> 01:04:34,190 Papa! 1128 01:04:34,350 --> 01:04:36,910 Don't enter my house ever again! Stay with your lover. 1129 01:04:36,990 --> 01:04:38,670 Let me see for how many days he will keep you. 1130 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:39,750 Buzz off. 1131 01:04:39,870 --> 01:04:41,350 - Vijay! - I'm leaving the old hag behind. 1132 01:04:41,430 --> 01:04:43,150 Papa, are you alright? 1133 01:04:44,310 --> 01:04:45,270 My ex-boyfriend. 1134 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,550 Darling, I cannot leave now. 1135 01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:51,070 - I have left everything for you. - You liar, he must have left you. 1136 01:04:51,150 --> 01:04:53,190 Your previous three boyfriends too have left you. 1137 01:04:53,270 --> 01:04:54,030 - Vijay? - Me? 1138 01:04:54,110 --> 01:04:55,750 - Nobody leaves me. - Mom, aunt, please stop fighting. 1139 01:04:55,870 --> 01:04:58,110 - What are you saying? - Mom, will papa be alright? 1140 01:04:58,190 --> 01:04:59,470 I'll handle this, dear. 1141 01:04:59,550 --> 01:05:00,990 - You go. - Moon, Moon... 1142 01:05:01,110 --> 01:05:02,950 Let him go. He said he would stay with Moon. 1143 01:05:03,190 --> 01:05:04,070 Hello? 1144 01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:05,470 I'm done. 1145 01:05:05,550 --> 01:05:06,310 What's done? 1146 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:07,350 I'm screwed. 1147 01:05:07,550 --> 01:05:08,270 Screwed how? 1148 01:05:08,350 --> 01:05:09,750 I'm pregnant, stupid! 1149 01:05:09,910 --> 01:05:10,870 Oh shit! 1150 01:05:11,070 --> 01:05:12,270 I'm in deep shit. 1151 01:05:12,590 --> 01:05:14,910 Come quickly, we need to go to Goa, to meet my sister. 1152 01:05:14,990 --> 01:05:16,190 I cannot come. 1153 01:05:16,470 --> 01:05:17,910 There is a big mess over here. 1154 01:05:18,110 --> 01:05:21,790 My life is all messed up and you are acting selfish? 1155 01:05:22,190 --> 01:05:23,990 Look, I am not going anywhere without yo 1156 01:05:24,190 --> 01:05:25,150 Do you understand? 1157 01:05:26,150 --> 01:05:27,990 Oh shit! Stop it! 1158 01:05:32,030 --> 01:05:34,950 You have turned this house into a jungle 1159 01:05:35,030 --> 01:05:36,950 Whoever wants is welcomed to stay here. 1160 01:05:37,070 --> 01:05:38,670 I cannot stay in this house anymore. 1161 01:05:38,790 --> 01:05:39,590 I am going. 1162 01:05:39,910 --> 01:05:40,630 Bhanu? 1163 01:05:44,070 --> 01:05:44,950 Bhanu, please. 1164 01:05:45,110 --> 01:05:46,310 - Darling? - Bhanu. 1165 01:05:46,470 --> 01:05:48,390 - Bhanu, I am okay. - Darling. 1166 01:05:52,230 --> 01:05:55,030 Lord Hanuman, I have even donated my blood. 1167 01:05:55,190 --> 01:05:56,990 At least now, let me get my love. 1168 01:05:59,670 --> 01:06:00,510 Wonderful. 1169 01:06:00,710 --> 01:06:02,110 Brother, it seems like Lord Hanuman heard your prayers. 1170 01:06:02,190 --> 01:06:04,070 Sister-in-law is coming this way. Sister-in-law! 1171 01:06:04,190 --> 01:06:07,990 Sister-in-law, stop! Come here, brother. 1172 01:06:08,110 --> 01:06:08,990 You scoundrel...! 1173 01:06:09,070 --> 01:06:11,510 No, Ms. Bhanu. Don't kill, don't kill. He is my friend. 1174 01:06:12,350 --> 01:06:13,230 Rajiv? 1175 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:15,550 He is your friend? 1176 01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:16,310 Yes, yes. 1177 01:06:16,710 --> 01:06:18,670 He's not a goon. He is a good boy. 1178 01:06:22,950 --> 01:06:26,550 Actually, I wanted to thank you. 1179 01:06:27,310 --> 01:06:28,310 For? 1180 01:06:30,990 --> 01:06:31,710 For? 1181 01:06:32,270 --> 01:06:34,990 Thank you for helping me that night. 1182 01:06:36,590 --> 01:06:38,030 You are very nice, Rajiv. 1183 01:06:38,270 --> 01:06:39,510 You are very cute. 1184 01:06:43,230 --> 01:06:44,750 Show it to her. 1185 01:06:44,910 --> 01:06:47,470 Brother has mixed his sweat and blood and wrote something for you. 1186 01:06:47,870 --> 01:06:48,430 Show it to her. 1187 01:06:48,590 --> 01:06:50,310 Will you come after the baby starts kicking? 1188 01:06:50,390 --> 01:06:51,630 Sister-in-law? 1189 01:06:51,910 --> 01:06:53,550 We missed the bus because of you. 1190 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:54,870 Wait, she is talking to someone. 1191 01:06:54,950 --> 01:06:56,590 Now should I spend money on taxi or on an abortion? 1192 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,590 - Leave it. - I'll arrange for a taxi. 1193 01:06:58,670 --> 01:06:59,590 Please don't worry. 1194 01:06:59,670 --> 01:07:02,030 - Please don't get upset. - Can I take you somewhere? 1195 01:07:03,510 --> 01:07:04,950 - You have a car? - Yes. 1196 01:07:05,590 --> 01:07:08,630 I don't think she will forgive you. 1197 01:07:08,710 --> 01:07:11,030 Then pull up a trick, hippo. 1198 01:07:11,350 --> 01:07:13,150 Don't say that she won't forgive me. 1199 01:07:13,470 --> 01:07:14,310 There is a trick, bro. 1200 01:07:14,470 --> 01:07:15,150 What? 1201 01:07:15,270 --> 01:07:17,590 We will need to ambush the girl in college. 1202 01:07:17,710 --> 01:07:20,430 Yes, because she doesn't use Facebook or Twitter. 1203 01:07:20,590 --> 01:07:22,190 Then how will he follow her? 1204 01:07:23,110 --> 01:07:24,670 What the fuck! Bro! 1205 01:07:25,150 --> 01:07:25,950 Bhanu! 1206 01:07:30,190 --> 01:07:34,350 It's the same monkey who had ruined our bet outside Bhanu's house. 1207 01:07:36,670 --> 01:07:38,750 What is Bhanu doing with that bonehead? 1208 01:07:44,350 --> 01:07:47,110 We are discussing something private so we need your ears covered. 1209 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:49,470 - Okay? - Oh girl talk. Put it on. 1210 01:07:49,910 --> 01:07:51,670 This knucklehead doesn't know anything, does he? 1211 01:07:52,190 --> 01:07:53,150 Of course not. 1212 01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:54,590 Fine. 1213 01:07:57,550 --> 01:07:59,190 Hey Neil, listen. 1214 01:07:59,310 --> 01:08:01,110 Did something happen that day? 1215 01:08:01,350 --> 01:08:02,590 I mean you didn't slip, right? 1216 01:08:02,790 --> 01:08:04,230 No, not possible. 1217 01:08:04,390 --> 01:08:06,550 You know, I always take precautions. 1218 01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:07,750 So, when do we meet up? 1219 01:08:09,390 --> 01:08:11,350 Asshole Number Two. 1220 01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:16,270 Hello? 1221 01:08:16,350 --> 01:08:19,870 Shrey, that day in the toilet, you used protection, right? 1222 01:08:19,950 --> 01:08:20,870 Of course. 1223 01:08:21,070 --> 01:08:23,470 You know that I buy in bulk. 1224 01:08:23,550 --> 01:08:24,950 There is no chance of missing one. 1225 01:08:25,150 --> 01:08:26,950 So tell me, where have you been since the last three days? 1226 01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:28,710 Fuck! Not him either. 1227 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:30,550 What will we do now? 1228 01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:35,590 "The child You shall produce, O Goddess..." 1229 01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:39,150 "Will grow up to do great things, O Goddess." 1230 01:08:39,390 --> 01:08:43,230 "You are bountiful, O Goddess." 1231 01:08:43,390 --> 01:08:46,230 "Everyone else is pauper, O Goddess." 1232 01:08:46,310 --> 01:08:48,510 Will you shut up? The great poet! 1233 01:08:48,710 --> 01:08:50,710 "Everyone else is pauper, O Goddess." 1234 01:08:50,790 --> 01:08:51,350 "O Goddess..." 1235 01:08:51,430 --> 01:08:53,750 Can you keep quiet for sometime? 1236 01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:56,350 I cannot hear anything. I cannot sing anything. 1237 01:08:56,430 --> 01:08:57,390 I have become a mummy. 1238 01:08:57,510 --> 01:08:58,870 Just shut up! 1239 01:08:59,190 --> 01:09:01,710 If you utter ma, mummy, mother or mom... 1240 01:09:01,790 --> 01:09:03,550 ...then I will bury you right away. 1241 01:09:04,190 --> 01:09:05,550 I meant the Mummy Return kind of a mummy 1242 01:09:05,630 --> 01:09:06,670 Shut up! 1243 01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:18,190 I keep calling Bhanu. Why isn't she picking up her phone? 1244 01:09:18,670 --> 01:09:19,950 I am getting worried. 1245 01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:24,070 Why are you being a crocodile for no reason? 1246 01:09:24,550 --> 01:09:25,990 These aren't crocodile tears. 1247 01:09:26,870 --> 01:09:27,910 I'm really sad. 1248 01:09:28,110 --> 01:09:29,630 It's my daughter who has gone missing. 1249 01:09:29,950 --> 01:09:32,630 She would have called me mom if you hadn't come back. 1250 01:09:32,870 --> 01:09:35,630 Even if she is dead, she won't call you mom. 1251 01:09:36,070 --> 01:09:38,270 Darling, see what kind of a mother she i 1252 01:09:38,710 --> 01:09:40,030 She wants to kill Bhanu. 1253 01:09:40,390 --> 01:09:41,710 Good that you left her. 1254 01:09:42,270 --> 01:09:44,550 What nonsense are you talking sitting in my house? 1255 01:09:44,670 --> 01:09:46,030 You didn't bring this house in dowry. 1256 01:09:46,230 --> 01:09:48,950 My father paid for the construction of this house. 1257 01:09:49,110 --> 01:09:52,070 Please stop fighting, the two of you. 1258 01:09:52,670 --> 01:09:54,030 I'll find a solution. 1259 01:09:54,310 --> 01:09:57,150 How will you find a solution when you cannot find a way to kick her out. 1260 01:09:57,310 --> 01:09:58,470 "He'll find a solution." 1261 01:09:58,670 --> 01:09:59,390 Oh I see. 1262 01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:01,270 I cannot do anything? 1263 01:10:01,630 --> 01:10:03,430 You are right. You cannot do anything. 1264 01:10:03,630 --> 01:10:04,990 Nothing at all. 1265 01:10:08,110 --> 01:10:09,310 1.06 minutes. 1266 01:10:09,790 --> 01:10:11,310 That too under pressure. 1267 01:10:12,510 --> 01:10:13,830 Oh, my genius. 1268 01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:14,990 - It's okay. - What? 1269 01:10:19,710 --> 01:10:21,230 What's there to think so much, bro? 1270 01:10:22,670 --> 01:10:25,230 I'm thinking that the girl too could have ended in the hospital... 1271 01:10:26,150 --> 01:10:27,790 ...because of my stupid mistake. 1272 01:10:28,150 --> 01:10:31,230 But she did end up there, to meet her father. 1273 01:10:31,430 --> 01:10:32,110 Hey... 1274 01:10:32,430 --> 01:10:34,950 Idiot, use your brains at least sometime 1275 01:10:35,110 --> 01:10:36,470 Is he out of his mind? 1276 01:10:37,670 --> 01:10:38,550 Let me explain it to him. 1277 01:10:38,670 --> 01:10:40,870 You see, he has started liking her. Okay 1278 01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:43,630 Hey illegitimate children of character actors... 1279 01:10:43,870 --> 01:10:46,510 ...you will know how it feels likes when your father ends up in the hospital 1280 01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:49,430 I swear, I am waiting for that day. 1281 01:10:49,670 --> 01:10:52,430 My father doesn't even let me add butter to the bread. 1282 01:10:52,510 --> 01:10:55,390 - He's such a scoundrel. - He says first earn then eat. 1283 01:10:55,670 --> 01:10:58,390 - That's what he tells me. - Don't put your family drama into this. 1284 01:10:58,870 --> 01:11:01,270 I am asking you to find a way to apologise to Bhanu. 1285 01:11:01,390 --> 01:11:02,150 Do you understand? 1286 01:11:03,510 --> 01:11:07,430 The way she slapped you, I don't think she will forgive him. 1287 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:09,150 I don't think so too. 1288 01:11:09,310 --> 01:11:09,910 Want to bet? 1289 01:11:10,070 --> 01:11:10,870 Here. 1290 01:11:11,070 --> 01:11:11,830 Yes? 1291 01:11:13,350 --> 01:11:14,670 Here, I'll go first. 1292 01:11:15,870 --> 01:11:16,830 I'll bet 500. 1293 01:11:17,350 --> 01:11:18,670 500 bucks, man? 1294 01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:20,070 Put it in. 1295 01:11:22,790 --> 01:11:25,430 Bro, I found her location. 1296 01:11:26,270 --> 01:11:28,430 Both the girls are in Goa. 1297 01:11:42,790 --> 01:11:43,150 Hi. 1298 01:11:43,230 --> 01:11:44,190 You are here. 1299 01:11:44,310 --> 01:11:45,550 - Hi, sis! - Bhanu! 1300 01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:48,670 I missed you so much. 1301 01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:50,190 Oh, my God! I am so happy to see you. 1302 01:11:50,270 --> 01:11:51,190 - Come on in guys. - I am here as well, you know? 1303 01:12:02,910 --> 01:12:04,230 Bhanu, Rajiv. 1304 01:12:04,390 --> 01:12:06,350 Rajiv, Lord Hanuman. 1305 01:12:06,470 --> 01:12:07,510 Ms. Bhanu, Rajiv. 1306 01:12:07,630 --> 01:12:09,150 Rajiv, Lord Hanuman. 1307 01:12:09,470 --> 01:12:11,710 Lord Hanuman agrees. Ms. Bhanu agrees. 1308 01:12:11,990 --> 01:12:14,670 I too agree. We all agree. 1309 01:12:15,230 --> 01:12:16,670 So, do you know who the father is? 1310 01:12:17,230 --> 01:12:20,190 If I knew, I'd first go and break his bones. 1311 01:12:20,550 --> 01:12:21,390 And then I would have come here. 1312 01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:24,350 Now, I'll have to spend all my savings for this abortion. 1313 01:12:25,390 --> 01:12:26,470 Don't worry. 1314 01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,350 I know people at the hospital. 1315 01:12:28,830 --> 01:12:30,070 Everything will be set. 1316 01:12:33,830 --> 01:12:34,950 She ran away? 1317 01:12:35,350 --> 01:12:36,310 Someone made her elope? 1318 01:12:36,910 --> 01:12:37,750 Or was she kidnapped? 1319 01:12:38,110 --> 01:12:40,190 Sir, I am sure he sweet-talked her into going with him. 1320 01:12:40,630 --> 01:12:44,270 But he was saying that the boy was your girl's boyfriend. 1321 01:12:44,470 --> 01:12:46,350 - He's a... - Okay, okay. 1322 01:12:46,670 --> 01:12:49,350 I mean he doesn't know anything, sir. 1323 01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:50,990 The boy was on a trial run. 1324 01:12:51,190 --> 01:12:53,630 Excuse me, what do you mean by this? 1325 01:12:53,710 --> 01:12:55,150 I don't know anything? 1326 01:12:56,590 --> 01:12:58,950 Do I look like a fool? 1327 01:12:59,150 --> 01:13:02,390 Inspector, you tell me, do I look like a fool? 1328 01:13:02,790 --> 01:13:03,870 Now how can I tell? 1329 01:13:04,910 --> 01:13:06,990 It is not necessary that a person is like he looks. 1330 01:13:07,190 --> 01:13:07,790 Wonderful. 1331 01:13:07,870 --> 01:13:09,670 See. See his judgement. 1332 01:13:10,510 --> 01:13:13,270 Inspector, they have only gone out on a short trip. 1333 01:13:13,430 --> 01:13:14,550 Now you will trust me. 1334 01:13:14,790 --> 01:13:15,590 One second. 1335 01:13:15,950 --> 01:13:17,630 I will show you something. 1336 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:22,390 See, 1.05 minutes and 10 mistakes. 1337 01:13:22,790 --> 01:13:23,590 You see? 1338 01:13:26,190 --> 01:13:30,670 1.04 minutes and 10 mistakes. 1339 01:13:34,670 --> 01:13:36,670 Oh, my God, you are a genius. 1340 01:13:37,510 --> 01:13:38,550 Thank you. 1341 01:13:46,630 --> 01:13:47,910 Fill up this form. 1342 01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:50,030 The child's father signs here and you sign here. 1343 01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:53,470 Wait a second, doctor. 1344 01:13:54,390 --> 01:13:57,790 According to the law, the child's father's signature is not necessary. 1345 01:13:57,910 --> 01:14:00,270 Oh, I see. Now you will teach me law, madam? 1346 01:14:00,950 --> 01:14:03,470 Both the government and the law belong to us here. 1347 01:14:03,990 --> 01:14:05,870 And this is not just your child, is he? 1348 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:07,390 Someone else too has a right over it. 1349 01:14:07,550 --> 01:14:09,910 Let me know when you find the father. 1350 01:14:10,310 --> 01:14:11,270 Goodbye. 1351 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:13,790 What is she saying? 1352 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,990 - I am so sorry. - What happened? 1353 01:14:17,070 --> 01:14:18,950 What's going on, Raju? 1354 01:14:19,630 --> 01:14:23,030 Madam, all the doctors have changed after the government changed. 1355 01:14:23,310 --> 01:14:26,190 Now no matter where you go, even bribery won't help. 1356 01:14:26,270 --> 01:14:26,990 Come on, man. 1357 01:14:27,070 --> 01:14:28,270 This child keeps growing in my womb. 1358 01:14:28,350 --> 01:14:29,750 Now from where will I get the father? 1359 01:14:29,910 --> 01:14:31,110 I am so sorry. 1360 01:14:31,190 --> 01:14:33,110 Just give me some time. I'll think of something. 1361 01:14:34,630 --> 01:14:36,990 These boys couldn't find anyone else other than me to play this prank? 1362 01:14:37,550 --> 01:14:39,590 I don't know who did this prank. Fuck! 1363 01:14:40,670 --> 01:14:41,390 Idea! 1364 01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:43,790 Shall we request Rajiv? 1365 01:14:45,550 --> 01:14:46,550 Have you seen his face? 1366 01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:49,270 He looks like a worn out toilet slippers 1367 01:14:49,470 --> 01:14:50,390 He can't be the father. 1368 01:14:51,230 --> 01:14:52,710 How selfish, Rukul. 1369 01:14:53,230 --> 01:14:55,350 There was a time when you wanted me make him my boyfriend. 1370 01:14:55,430 --> 01:14:56,510 You didn't think about all this back the 1371 01:14:56,590 --> 01:14:59,870 There's a draught in your life, not mine You're the virgin, I am not. 1372 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:02,350 Oh I see. 1373 01:15:02,550 --> 01:15:03,790 But the tables have turned now. 1374 01:15:04,070 --> 01:15:05,350 You are pregnant, I am not. 1375 01:15:06,990 --> 01:15:08,110 Are you both mad? 1376 01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:09,470 Is this the time to fight? 1377 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:11,230 And Rajiv is a very bad option. 1378 01:15:11,310 --> 01:15:13,110 He knows all your college friends. 1379 01:15:13,310 --> 01:15:15,230 Everyone will know that Rukul is pregnan 1380 01:15:15,310 --> 01:15:16,070 Stupid. 1381 01:15:17,710 --> 01:15:19,030 Oh shit, shit. 1382 01:15:26,350 --> 01:15:27,590 Tell me, left or right. 1383 01:15:28,110 --> 01:15:29,310 - Left. - Don't get too close. 1384 01:15:29,750 --> 01:15:30,790 It's showing. 1385 01:15:42,510 --> 01:15:46,310 Sir, your tracking system, it does track the phone correctly, right 1386 01:15:47,790 --> 01:15:49,910 No, I am asking because it is government thing. 1387 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:53,190 Madam, I am going to go Goa with all of you for a meagre sum... 1388 01:15:53,310 --> 01:15:54,750 ...that too in my own car. 1389 01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:56,950 I would make double if I had stayed here 1390 01:16:03,310 --> 01:16:04,870 Why do you need a father? 1391 01:16:05,150 --> 01:16:06,910 And why do you want to kill the baby? 1392 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:09,750 It hasn't even seen the world. 1393 01:16:09,990 --> 01:16:11,950 And what will the society say? 1394 01:16:12,310 --> 01:16:13,150 Society? 1395 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,510 Shonali, we have been friends since 10 years. 1396 01:16:15,630 --> 01:16:17,710 Your parents are no more. 1397 01:16:18,230 --> 01:16:20,950 And since when did the two of you start worrying about the society? 1398 01:16:21,350 --> 01:16:22,630 Such fear for the society? 1399 01:16:23,790 --> 01:16:24,950 What are you trying to say? 1400 01:16:26,270 --> 01:16:29,390 What I am saying is that it is not a child. 1401 01:16:30,270 --> 01:16:31,550 Baby, it's a gift. 1402 01:16:32,550 --> 01:16:34,310 It's a tiny living being. 1403 01:16:34,910 --> 01:16:37,710 And you don't need a father for his parenting. 1404 01:16:38,350 --> 01:16:39,990 You can do this on your own. 1405 01:16:40,270 --> 01:16:41,710 Look at me. Look at me. 1406 01:16:42,030 --> 01:16:43,230 I am also a single father. 1407 01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:45,990 Yes, I too adopted a child not so long ago. 1408 01:16:46,790 --> 01:16:49,270 When I can do it, why can't you be a single mom? 1409 01:16:51,230 --> 01:16:53,190 It's a gift. It's a divine gift. 1410 01:16:53,270 --> 01:16:54,630 You should cherish it. 1411 01:16:55,310 --> 01:16:56,670 Wow. 1412 01:17:04,390 --> 01:17:05,350 Okay. 1413 01:17:06,470 --> 01:17:07,350 Guys... 1414 01:17:09,310 --> 01:17:10,110 Close this topic. 1415 01:17:10,390 --> 01:17:13,230 And we are going to the party! 1416 01:17:13,430 --> 01:17:14,390 But... 1417 01:17:15,270 --> 01:17:17,070 - Ice cream? - Let's go. 1418 01:17:17,150 --> 01:17:19,470 I'll take you some place cooler than an ice cream. 1419 01:17:19,550 --> 01:17:20,190 Come on. 1420 01:17:20,710 --> 01:17:21,230 Let's go. 1421 01:17:21,310 --> 01:17:22,550 "Ice cream!" 1422 01:17:32,590 --> 01:17:33,510 Ms. Bhanu? 1423 01:17:33,590 --> 01:17:34,950 Ms. Bhanu? 1424 01:18:08,870 --> 01:18:10,350 - Where to? - Bhanu. 1425 01:19:22,630 --> 01:19:23,910 Only for couples. 1426 01:19:54,070 --> 01:19:54,830 - Here. - Buzz off. 1427 01:19:54,910 --> 01:19:56,630 - Get lost. - I said, leave! 1428 01:20:00,270 --> 01:20:02,030 - Go! - Hey! 1429 01:20:45,910 --> 01:20:48,070 'You have found your prey, Bhanu.' 1430 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,510 'There is an opportunity as well as an occasion.' 1431 01:20:50,590 --> 01:20:53,270 'You are here and so is the monkey.' 1432 01:20:53,990 --> 01:20:56,510 'Charge, Bhanu. Charge!' 1433 01:21:33,710 --> 01:21:34,230 Bhanu. 1434 01:21:34,310 --> 01:21:34,870 - Look ahead. - Where? 1435 01:21:34,950 --> 01:21:36,110 Look straight ahead. It's Bhanu. 1436 01:21:38,710 --> 01:21:39,510 Go and apologise to her. 1437 01:21:39,990 --> 01:21:41,470 - Huh? - Go and apologise to her. 1438 01:21:41,950 --> 01:21:42,510 Go! 1439 01:21:42,950 --> 01:21:43,950 Go, bro! 1440 01:22:12,310 --> 01:22:12,910 Look over there. 1441 01:22:12,990 --> 01:22:14,510 Inspector, he is over there. 1442 01:22:14,710 --> 01:22:16,510 Stop the car. Stop the car. 1443 01:22:23,510 --> 01:22:25,590 Enjoying grams, huh, you scoundrel? 1444 01:22:27,110 --> 01:22:29,110 Yes, he is the man. It is him. 1445 01:22:29,630 --> 01:22:31,710 Where's the girl? Tell me, where's the girl! 1446 01:22:31,830 --> 01:22:33,670 Even boys like you have started flirting with girls now? 1447 01:22:33,830 --> 01:22:34,550 Hail Three Ram! 1448 01:22:34,630 --> 01:22:35,630 Hail Three Ram? 1449 01:22:35,710 --> 01:22:36,670 - Hail three Ram! - Hail Lord Ram! 1450 01:22:36,790 --> 01:22:38,150 - Hail three Ram! - Hail Lord Ram! 1451 01:22:38,270 --> 01:22:39,630 No, it's Hail Lord Ram! 1452 01:22:39,710 --> 01:22:41,990 - Hail three Ram! - Say, Hail Lord Ram 1453 01:22:42,070 --> 01:22:43,350 - Hail Lord Ram! - Hail Lord Ram! 1454 01:22:43,430 --> 01:22:44,910 Tell me where the girl is. 1455 01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:46,270 Tell me. 1456 01:22:47,230 --> 01:22:48,390 Bhanu! 1457 01:22:49,430 --> 01:22:51,350 - Bhanu! - Bhanu! 1458 01:22:51,910 --> 01:22:52,670 Bhanu... 1459 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:56,670 Bhanu! Oh, my baby. Where are you? 1460 01:22:56,990 --> 01:22:58,110 Like I had said, I'll get the girl back. 1461 01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,910 - Oh really? - I got her back. 1462 01:22:59,990 --> 01:23:01,150 My baby... 1463 01:23:01,550 --> 01:23:03,350 - My turn... - Not to do this again. 1464 01:23:04,030 --> 01:23:05,710 Do whatever you want, my child. 1465 01:23:06,150 --> 01:23:07,150 But not like this. 1466 01:23:07,670 --> 01:23:08,670 Please. 1467 01:23:11,550 --> 01:23:12,550 Do you understand? 1468 01:23:13,150 --> 01:23:14,830 What plans did you have with this girl? 1469 01:23:18,030 --> 01:23:18,990 No. 1470 01:23:19,150 --> 01:23:20,350 No. 1471 01:23:26,350 --> 01:23:28,350 Lift your head up, bro. 1472 01:23:28,870 --> 01:23:31,190 It's not like a bee will bite you if you lift your head up. 1473 01:23:31,670 --> 01:23:33,830 Don't act like a shy bride who refuses to show her face. 1474 01:23:34,390 --> 01:23:36,510 Doesn't your father say, live with your head held high? 1475 01:23:36,990 --> 01:23:37,830 Right? 1476 01:23:38,350 --> 01:23:43,430 You didn't cry so much when the teacher had turned your ass red. 1477 01:23:43,790 --> 01:23:45,710 Even a mute isn't this quiet, man. 1478 01:23:46,110 --> 01:23:47,350 Will you say something, bro? 1479 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:49,110 Say something, bro. 1480 01:23:49,630 --> 01:23:50,870 Say something at least. 1481 01:23:53,670 --> 01:23:54,830 I am in love. 1482 01:23:56,390 --> 01:23:57,270 He's done for. 1483 01:23:57,350 --> 01:23:58,110 He's a goner. 1484 01:24:02,150 --> 01:24:03,430 He's screwed. 1485 01:24:03,510 --> 01:24:05,030 I'll get another one. 1486 01:24:07,830 --> 01:24:08,990 Have you seen my face? 1487 01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:12,550 I shine so bright that even the Kohinoor diamond gets jealous. 1488 01:24:12,870 --> 01:24:15,270 Boys don't stand a chance against it. 1489 01:24:16,390 --> 01:24:19,270 Tell me, what does a man do anyway? 1490 01:24:19,590 --> 01:24:22,030 Puts the bun the oven, whispers a few cusses... 1491 01:24:22,350 --> 01:24:24,150 ...and comes back home at night begging for food. 1492 01:24:24,310 --> 01:24:26,830 And when you ask him to perform, he cannot. 1493 01:24:27,430 --> 01:24:29,590 But it at least completes the nature's cycle. 1494 01:24:29,710 --> 01:24:31,710 Call it reverse cycle. 1495 01:24:32,310 --> 01:24:33,630 Coal makes diamond, right? 1496 01:24:34,070 --> 01:24:36,150 He gets married to a girl who is like a diamond... 1497 01:24:36,230 --> 01:24:38,630 ...and turns her back into coal within one year. 1498 01:24:39,910 --> 01:24:40,830 No. 1499 01:24:41,590 --> 01:24:44,230 I have decided that I won't get an abortion done. 1500 01:24:45,870 --> 01:24:47,270 I am keeping this child. 1501 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,630 And why shouldn't I? I am well educated. I can earn money on my own. 1502 01:24:51,070 --> 01:24:54,430 I can be a single mother. And it's my bloody decision, damn it! 1503 01:24:56,030 --> 01:24:57,230 You are pregnant? 1504 01:24:57,550 --> 01:24:58,390 Yes, I am. So? 1505 01:24:58,470 --> 01:25:00,190 Do you also want to know the father's name? 1506 01:25:00,510 --> 01:25:02,990 The father's name is Rukul Preet Singh. 1507 01:25:05,950 --> 01:25:11,030 Bhanu, I'll bring this child so well tha no one will ask for his father's name. 1508 01:25:11,110 --> 01:25:11,870 Hey kiddo! 1509 01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:21,270 Look Bhanu, marriage is the worst option 1510 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:24,790 Marriage only gives you kids and worries 1511 01:25:26,510 --> 01:25:27,990 I am anyway getting a kid. 1512 01:25:28,070 --> 01:25:31,630 And if you want worries then keep a diseased dog instead. 1513 01:25:32,790 --> 01:25:35,430 Bhanu, trust me, we will have fun. 1514 01:25:35,830 --> 01:25:38,350 We will stay together. Single, happy, free. 1515 01:25:38,870 --> 01:25:40,950 Don't get married. 1516 01:25:41,390 --> 01:25:41,990 Ma'am? 1517 01:25:42,070 --> 01:25:43,790 - Yes? What? - Your pack has dried. 1518 01:25:43,990 --> 01:25:44,670 Okay. 1519 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:48,270 Okay, I am hanging up. Listen, men are shit, shit is marriage. 1520 01:25:48,470 --> 01:25:50,030 Okay, bye-bye. See you, bye. 1521 01:25:53,110 --> 01:25:54,070 What will you have? 1522 01:25:54,350 --> 01:25:55,710 In fact, what will you drink? 1523 01:25:55,790 --> 01:25:57,350 - What will you drink? - Lemon soda? 1524 01:25:57,430 --> 01:25:58,430 Bhanu! 1525 01:25:58,550 --> 01:25:59,510 Paneer Tikka. 1526 01:25:59,590 --> 01:26:03,030 What was so important that you made me miss my kitty party? 1527 01:26:03,310 --> 01:26:04,350 Mom, it's the question of my life. 1528 01:26:04,510 --> 01:26:05,510 Question of your life? 1529 01:26:06,110 --> 01:26:07,350 Do you want to do MBA, dear? 1530 01:26:07,430 --> 01:26:09,030 There isn't just one question of everyone's life, okay? 1531 01:26:09,110 --> 01:26:11,070 Mom please, I didn't ask you two to come here for this. 1532 01:26:11,150 --> 01:26:13,790 I asked you two to come to a restaurant so that you two don't fight. 1533 01:26:13,870 --> 01:26:17,430 Dear, I keep quiet as usual. You know that. 1534 01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:20,070 - She is the one who explodes... - You and keep quiet? 1535 01:26:20,350 --> 01:26:21,750 Quiet? Why? What do you mean? 1536 01:26:21,910 --> 01:26:24,750 You know everyone in school used to call me Quietie. 1537 01:26:24,830 --> 01:26:26,110 Hey Quietie! 1538 01:26:26,350 --> 01:26:28,030 I used to stay so quiet, madam... 1539 01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:31,190 ...that once a teacher had to use a stick to force my mouth open. 1540 01:26:31,270 --> 01:26:33,510 - Dad, please. - No, my baby. 1541 01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:37,550 Moon? 1542 01:26:38,430 --> 01:26:39,230 Let's go. 1543 01:26:39,310 --> 01:26:40,510 It's no one, just your ex. 1544 01:26:40,590 --> 01:26:41,950 Like I said, no one can stay long with your father. 1545 01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:43,150 Look at the live example. 1546 01:26:43,350 --> 01:26:45,750 It's not like Anarkali stayed with Salim for long. 1547 01:26:45,830 --> 01:26:47,030 Oh please, do you think you are Salim? 1548 01:26:47,110 --> 01:26:48,110 Look at yourself. 1549 01:26:48,270 --> 01:26:51,510 Excuse me, I am not interested in being Salim. 1550 01:26:51,830 --> 01:26:53,110 Hail Lord Ram. 1551 01:26:53,350 --> 01:26:56,110 You see that, Bhanu? This man changes the topic so drasticall 1552 01:26:56,190 --> 01:26:58,230 So what happened? What happened? 1553 01:26:58,510 --> 01:27:02,390 My words have such a high reach that they can go anywhere, madam. 1554 01:27:02,990 --> 01:27:04,870 By the way, what is your problem? 1555 01:27:04,990 --> 01:27:05,670 Look at this. 1556 01:27:06,110 --> 01:27:08,230 This man is still stuck on this. 1557 01:27:08,310 --> 01:27:10,230 Not to do this. It requires mind. 1558 01:27:10,310 --> 01:27:12,430 Do you guys even have some interest in my life or not? 1559 01:27:12,670 --> 01:27:13,270 My child... 1560 01:27:13,390 --> 01:27:16,030 Do you even know what am I going through 1561 01:27:16,110 --> 01:27:17,870 - What happened? - What happened? 1562 01:27:18,190 --> 01:27:19,830 You are busy making records. 1563 01:27:19,910 --> 01:27:22,550 And mom, you are busy living your life. 1564 01:27:22,950 --> 01:27:24,150 Have you ever thought about me? 1565 01:27:24,510 --> 01:27:25,830 Papa too was lucky enough to have a love life. 1566 01:27:25,950 --> 01:27:27,110 Even if only for some time. 1567 01:27:27,310 --> 01:27:28,310 But what about me? 1568 01:27:29,830 --> 01:27:30,870 I want to get married. 1569 01:27:31,070 --> 01:27:31,710 What? 1570 01:27:31,990 --> 01:27:32,630 Marriage? 1571 01:27:32,710 --> 01:27:33,750 It's my final decision. 1572 01:27:35,350 --> 01:27:36,030 Hey! 1573 01:27:54,990 --> 01:27:55,910 Hmm. 1574 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:05,830 You know I too could have been an astrologer. 1575 01:28:06,190 --> 01:28:09,310 In fact, I was so good in studies that I raced ahead of everyone. 1576 01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:11,070 So, I didn't need to get into such a field. 1577 01:28:11,270 --> 01:28:13,910 Look, I am here to talk to you about the boy. Do you understand? 1578 01:28:13,990 --> 01:28:17,670 Priest, I want the boy to be just like I had described. 1579 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:21,230 Basically, the one without culture is like a vulture. 1580 01:28:21,350 --> 01:28:23,870 But what about the signs in the horoscop 1581 01:28:23,950 --> 01:28:25,190 What signs? 1582 01:28:26,430 --> 01:28:32,270 Her horoscope depicts carnal deprivation 1583 01:28:34,390 --> 01:28:35,550 What? 1584 01:28:35,790 --> 01:28:37,910 It means your daughter Bhanupriya... 1585 01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:41,230 ...shall forever be deprived of the pleasures of love. 1586 01:28:42,870 --> 01:28:45,510 She will never be able to have a union with her beloved. 1587 01:28:45,870 --> 01:28:47,670 Are you trying to show me how good you are in Hindi? 1588 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:49,030 Just... dear? 1589 01:28:49,110 --> 01:28:51,310 Look, if you want to get your daughter married... 1590 01:28:51,550 --> 01:28:53,910 ...then you'll have to get her married to a boy... 1591 01:28:53,990 --> 01:28:56,430 ...who has similar signs in his horoscop 1592 01:28:56,910 --> 01:28:58,390 Only then, will a happy union is possibl 1593 01:28:58,550 --> 01:29:00,030 Otherwise, forget about it. 1594 01:29:05,430 --> 01:29:08,630 According to the planetary position, the signs are... 1595 01:29:08,710 --> 01:29:10,870 These signs are beyond my comprehension. 1596 01:29:11,310 --> 01:29:12,670 I told you what kind of a boy I require. 1597 01:29:12,830 --> 01:29:15,070 Now if you don't do as I said then you've had it. 1598 01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:17,830 I'll have Joshi separated from your Vedant. 1599 01:29:18,910 --> 01:29:21,990 But you should also take the signs into consideration. 1600 01:29:22,110 --> 01:29:22,830 What signs? 1601 01:29:22,910 --> 01:29:23,950 - Try to understand. - Why are you insisting on it? 1602 01:29:24,190 --> 01:29:28,350 Priest, he was going to write your name on the suicide note. 1603 01:29:28,790 --> 01:29:30,390 Priest, we stopped him with great difficulty. 1604 01:29:30,510 --> 01:29:32,590 Priest, his love is at stake. 1605 01:29:32,670 --> 01:29:34,430 - Please do something. - Please do something. 1606 01:29:34,630 --> 01:29:37,030 But you don't know anything about her horoscope. 1607 01:29:37,110 --> 01:29:41,830 Priest, you don't know the power of Gandhiji's horoscope. 1608 01:29:43,110 --> 01:29:44,310 Here you go, sir. 1609 01:29:44,430 --> 01:29:46,030 Look how breezy it is, sir. 1610 01:29:46,110 --> 01:29:47,510 - It is quite breezy! - It is, isn't it? 1611 01:29:47,670 --> 01:29:49,550 - It is. It is. - It is. 1612 01:29:49,670 --> 01:29:51,150 Now you won't say anything. 1613 01:29:51,350 --> 01:29:52,550 - Take this. - Take it, sir. 1614 01:29:52,870 --> 01:29:54,550 Close your fist. That's it. 1615 01:29:55,790 --> 01:29:58,230 Madam, I suggest you should meet the boy 1616 01:29:58,390 --> 01:29:59,910 You will be in awe. 1617 01:30:00,150 --> 01:30:01,990 He's a gem of a person. 1618 01:30:02,150 --> 01:30:05,150 Priest, I think it would be better if Bhanu's father and I... 1619 01:30:05,230 --> 01:30:06,630 ...meet the boy separately. 1620 01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:10,070 But mom, how can we do this without papa 1621 01:30:10,150 --> 01:30:12,150 Good that you interrupted her, Bhanu. 1622 01:30:12,270 --> 01:30:17,190 Bhanu too understands that you cannot check the boy's intelligence without me. 1623 01:30:17,270 --> 01:30:19,150 Let it be. You are talking about intelligence? 1624 01:30:19,230 --> 01:30:20,030 Oh really? 1625 01:30:20,230 --> 01:30:21,670 I... I am not intelligent? 1626 01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:23,030 - Papa, please. - Just a second, dear. 1627 01:30:23,110 --> 01:30:24,670 - Let me tell her. - Sorry, papa. 1628 01:30:25,430 --> 01:30:27,910 Sir, you should introduce them to him. 1629 01:30:28,350 --> 01:30:30,750 I don't have any problem if they give him their consent. 1630 01:30:31,230 --> 01:30:32,230 How can it not be a problem? 1631 01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:33,790 First of all, you are getting married... 1632 01:30:33,870 --> 01:30:35,190 ...and that too to a person you don't even know. 1633 01:30:35,470 --> 01:30:37,470 What if his cigarette has no tobacco in it? 1634 01:30:37,710 --> 01:30:40,030 Then you'll beg me to adopt my child. 1635 01:30:40,790 --> 01:30:42,750 You know how unfortunate I am. 1636 01:30:43,150 --> 01:30:44,310 Now let things happen as they are. 1637 01:30:44,630 --> 01:30:47,070 Anyway, mom likes him. 1638 01:30:48,150 --> 01:30:50,590 Your mom had liked your father too. 1639 01:30:51,070 --> 01:30:51,790 Rukul! 1640 01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:54,150 Sorry. I am worried about you. 1641 01:30:54,630 --> 01:30:57,030 What's the harm in meeting him once? 1642 01:31:09,710 --> 01:31:15,230 I'm sorry that I came here in such urgency... 1643 01:31:16,150 --> 01:31:18,750 I am surprised that we didn't even meet once before the wedding. 1644 01:31:19,670 --> 01:31:20,990 I don't know why you are doing this... 1645 01:31:21,110 --> 01:31:26,790 ...but I am doing this because I have realised that... 1646 01:31:29,470 --> 01:31:37,430 ...no matter whom I love in my life, it is God who pairs us up. 1647 01:31:37,630 --> 01:31:41,590 I also want to confess that you aren't the first boy in my life. 1648 01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:43,030 What is she saying? 1649 01:31:43,470 --> 01:31:44,790 I already had a boyfriend. 1650 01:31:45,150 --> 01:31:47,590 And I was deeply in love with him too. 1651 01:31:47,670 --> 01:31:49,830 But my love lost before his bet. 1652 01:31:52,310 --> 01:31:55,390 I cannot promise that I'll forget him. 1653 01:31:56,710 --> 01:32:02,270 But I can surely promise that I will forever be your loyal wife. 1654 01:32:04,870 --> 01:32:05,870 Abhimanyu? 1655 01:32:07,350 --> 01:32:08,550 Why aren't you saying anything? 1656 01:32:11,950 --> 01:32:13,470 What kind of a joke is this? 1657 01:32:14,510 --> 01:32:15,510 I am Abhimanyu. 1658 01:32:16,670 --> 01:32:18,310 Shartiya, don't play with my life. 1659 01:32:21,310 --> 01:32:22,470 I am Abhimanyu. 1660 01:32:23,590 --> 01:32:24,030 You... 1661 01:32:24,110 --> 01:32:26,190 Let go of my hand. Let go of my hand! 1662 01:32:26,550 --> 01:32:30,310 Look, now you are the one asking me to let go of love. 1663 01:32:31,390 --> 01:32:32,630 What were you saying? 1664 01:32:33,510 --> 01:32:34,830 That God pairs us up? 1665 01:32:36,070 --> 01:32:37,990 Then our horoscopes too matched for a reason, right? 1666 01:32:38,070 --> 01:32:40,070 For which bet are you doing all this now 1667 01:32:40,830 --> 01:32:42,270 I am not beating around the bush. 1668 01:32:43,830 --> 01:32:45,710 I am coming straight to the point. 1669 01:32:46,470 --> 01:32:47,190 I love you. 1670 01:32:47,350 --> 01:32:48,510 Your "I love you" comes with no guarante 1671 01:32:48,590 --> 01:32:49,270 Let go of my hand. 1672 01:32:49,350 --> 01:32:50,870 There is no guarantee of life either. 1673 01:32:51,470 --> 01:32:52,550 Hmm? 1674 01:32:52,870 --> 01:32:54,710 But I can guarantee you one thing. 1675 01:32:55,670 --> 01:32:57,270 Of giving you a smile every morning... 1676 01:32:58,550 --> 01:32:59,990 ...and taking a smile from you. 1677 01:33:06,550 --> 01:33:07,790 I see God in you. 1678 01:33:08,950 --> 01:33:09,870 My beloved, what should I do? 1679 01:33:14,950 --> 01:33:16,670 My head bows down in worship. 1680 01:33:21,590 --> 01:33:22,950 My beloved, what should I do? 1681 01:33:28,950 --> 01:33:29,830 I am sorry. 1682 01:34:07,470 --> 01:34:10,790 "It's the wedding night." "Everyone's delighted." 1683 01:34:10,950 --> 01:34:15,030 "Look at the bride's face, it shines bright." 1684 01:34:20,990 --> 01:34:25,190 "Apply some kohl to keep the evil away." 1685 01:34:27,790 --> 01:34:31,150 "Apply some kohl to keep the evil away." 1686 01:34:31,230 --> 01:34:34,390 "Looking at my catwalk, hearts slip away 1687 01:34:34,550 --> 01:34:36,190 "I am fearless and naughty." 1688 01:34:36,270 --> 01:34:37,990 "My plait too is flirty." 1689 01:34:38,230 --> 01:34:41,950 "When I swirl the party comes to life." 1690 01:34:42,230 --> 01:34:43,750 "When I dance..." 1691 01:34:44,030 --> 01:34:45,510 "When I dance..." 1692 01:34:45,710 --> 01:34:48,430 "When I dance on beat, I am hard to resist." 1693 01:34:50,990 --> 01:34:52,670 "When I dance..." 1694 01:34:52,750 --> 01:34:54,030 "When I dance..." 1695 01:34:54,230 --> 01:34:57,790 "When I dance on beat, I am hard to resist." 1696 01:34:58,950 --> 01:35:01,990 Why are you dancing? She's marrying someone else. 1697 01:35:02,510 --> 01:35:04,510 Ms. Bhanu's body's marrying someone else 1698 01:35:04,670 --> 01:35:06,310 Her soul belongs to me. 1699 01:35:19,190 --> 01:35:22,430 "Play an upbeat song and feel the sensation." 1700 01:35:25,790 --> 01:35:29,070 "Play an upbeat song and feel the sensation." 1701 01:35:29,190 --> 01:35:32,510 "Raise the temperature and I'll shake the nation." 1702 01:35:32,630 --> 01:35:34,270 "I'm talked about on Instagram." 1703 01:35:34,350 --> 01:35:35,990 "Everyone lusts over me." 1704 01:35:36,110 --> 01:35:40,230 "I'll do some fancy moves and get everyone into the mood." 1705 01:35:40,310 --> 01:35:42,030 "When I dance..." 1706 01:35:42,110 --> 01:35:43,550 "When I dance..." 1707 01:35:43,710 --> 01:35:46,830 "When I dance on beat, I am hard to resist." 1708 01:35:48,990 --> 01:35:50,550 "When I dance..." 1709 01:35:50,630 --> 01:35:52,030 "When I dance..." 1710 01:35:52,110 --> 01:35:55,790 "When I dance on beat, I am hard to resist." 1711 01:36:17,190 --> 01:36:21,030 "Cuter than cutie." "I have a million dollar smile." 1712 01:36:23,830 --> 01:36:27,190 "Cuter than cutie." "I have a million dollar smile." 1713 01:36:27,270 --> 01:36:30,590 "I am number one beauty." "I have a Desi style." 1714 01:36:30,670 --> 01:36:34,070 "My look is romantic." "Everyone thinks it's fantastic." 1715 01:36:34,150 --> 01:36:38,350 "Look at the bride dance wearing gold earrings." 1716 01:36:38,470 --> 01:36:39,950 "When I dance..." 1717 01:36:40,030 --> 01:36:41,550 "When I dance..." 1718 01:36:41,630 --> 01:36:45,830 "When I dance on beat, I am hard to resist." 1719 01:36:46,790 --> 01:36:48,510 "When I dance..." 1720 01:36:48,590 --> 01:36:50,230 "When I dance..." 1721 01:36:50,310 --> 01:36:53,990 "When I dance on beat, I am hard to resist." 1722 01:36:57,030 --> 01:37:00,270 Did you look at my necklace? I got it especially designed. 1723 01:37:00,350 --> 01:37:03,110 Mrs. Dimple, where's the groom? Have you seen him anywhere? 1724 01:37:03,190 --> 01:37:03,990 No. 1725 01:37:04,070 --> 01:37:04,990 The auspicious hour is passing away. 1726 01:37:05,070 --> 01:37:06,030 I don't know where he is. 1727 01:37:06,150 --> 01:37:07,830 He must be around, with his friends. 1728 01:37:07,950 --> 01:37:08,790 - I'll go call him. - No, thank you. 1729 01:37:08,870 --> 01:37:10,190 I'll find him. You wait here. 1730 01:37:10,270 --> 01:37:11,110 Come, sit with us for a while. 1731 01:37:11,190 --> 01:37:13,150 - I'll be right back. Wait here. - Okay, okay. 1732 01:37:13,230 --> 01:37:14,430 - Let's go. - Yes, let's go. 1733 01:37:17,350 --> 01:37:18,630 Do I look good? 1734 01:37:19,030 --> 01:37:19,990 Hmm. 1735 01:37:20,150 --> 01:37:22,230 You are soon about to break your fast. 1736 01:37:22,350 --> 01:37:24,470 You are in love. You are getting married. 1737 01:37:24,750 --> 01:37:26,510 Now just rock his world. 1738 01:37:27,390 --> 01:37:28,670 What should I rock, Rukul? 1739 01:37:30,630 --> 01:37:32,150 Do you still need to ask? 1740 01:37:35,190 --> 01:37:37,470 Did you forget everything I had taught you? 1741 01:37:39,430 --> 01:37:39,870 You are just... 1742 01:37:39,990 --> 01:37:42,150 Bhanu, have you seen Abhimanyu? 1743 01:37:43,430 --> 01:37:43,870 No. 1744 01:37:44,070 --> 01:37:46,030 I don't know where this boy has disappeared. 1745 01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:48,550 The auspicious hour for the wedding is passing away and he... 1746 01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:51,190 Anyway, it's okay. I'll go find him. 1747 01:38:33,710 --> 01:38:35,750 He is Shartiya. 1748 01:38:36,030 --> 01:38:38,110 He has never lost a bet. 1749 01:38:39,550 --> 01:38:42,110 He's a dog. 1750 01:38:42,790 --> 01:38:46,270 First, he schemed and planned to apologise to Bhanu. 1751 01:38:46,710 --> 01:38:48,550 Bhanu fell for it and forgave him. 1752 01:38:48,830 --> 01:38:51,030 He even convinced her to marry him. 1753 01:38:51,510 --> 01:38:54,310 I am sure he's a devil's spawn. 1754 01:39:06,870 --> 01:39:10,510 No matter how scoundrel he is, but he loves her. 1755 01:39:10,590 --> 01:39:12,150 Yes, he does. 1756 01:39:35,830 --> 01:39:39,270 Well... I think he ran away. 1757 01:39:41,190 --> 01:39:43,830 You cannot rock the world when someone shocks your world. 1758 01:39:47,190 --> 01:39:49,510 It's okay. Don't cry. 1759 01:39:50,070 --> 01:39:51,550 We'll figure out something. 1760 01:39:52,190 --> 01:39:54,790 Sir, the auspicious hour is passing away 1761 01:39:54,870 --> 01:39:57,230 Call the bride so that we can start the wedding ceremony. 1762 01:39:58,230 --> 01:40:00,670 Sir, are you paying attention? 1763 01:40:01,470 --> 01:40:02,470 Sir? 1764 01:40:02,630 --> 01:40:03,990 Go and call Bhanu. 1765 01:40:04,270 --> 01:40:05,350 Sir? 1766 01:40:05,510 --> 01:40:06,790 Go and call Bhanu. 1767 01:40:06,870 --> 01:40:07,750 Be careful. 1768 01:40:07,830 --> 01:40:08,790 What happened? What is it? 1769 01:40:08,870 --> 01:40:10,550 - Go and call Bhanu. Go. - Okay, okay, okay. 1770 01:40:10,710 --> 01:40:11,950 Please you do take care of this. He'll be right back. 1771 01:40:12,030 --> 01:40:12,830 Please. 1772 01:40:13,070 --> 01:40:14,630 Hail Lord Ram. 1773 01:40:16,550 --> 01:40:19,110 I thought that God does not walk on Eart 1774 01:40:19,190 --> 01:40:20,750 You are a God. 1775 01:40:22,190 --> 01:40:23,110 Shut up. 1776 01:40:24,190 --> 01:40:25,430 From where will you get a Sherwani (wedding dress)? 1777 01:40:25,830 --> 01:40:26,630 Sherwani? 1778 01:40:28,350 --> 01:40:29,950 I'll arrange for one, goddess. 1779 01:40:30,350 --> 01:40:31,470 Fine, I'll handle the rest. 1780 01:40:32,110 --> 01:40:35,030 Bhanu, dear, why are you sitting here? 1781 01:40:35,110 --> 01:40:37,230 Let's go. Everyone is waiting for you. 1782 01:40:37,310 --> 01:40:38,110 Let's go, dear. 1783 01:40:39,390 --> 01:40:40,750 My baby. 1784 01:40:42,430 --> 01:40:43,390 Again the same thing? 1785 01:40:43,950 --> 01:40:45,830 Doesn't this scene come after the wedding, dear? 1786 01:40:46,070 --> 01:40:47,750 Why are you doing this now? 1787 01:40:48,070 --> 01:40:50,190 Come on, the auspicious hour is passing away, dear. 1788 01:40:50,670 --> 01:40:51,590 No, papa. 1789 01:40:51,670 --> 01:40:53,430 Everything will be a mess, dear. 1790 01:40:53,590 --> 01:40:55,550 Come, come. I will not listen. 1791 01:40:56,030 --> 01:40:57,710 There is a set auspicious timing. 1792 01:40:59,510 --> 01:41:00,950 Will I be able to impress everyone? 1793 01:41:01,030 --> 01:41:02,070 Of course, you will. 1794 01:41:02,190 --> 01:41:05,630 You have your love and Lord with you. Nobody can stop you now, brother. 1795 01:41:05,710 --> 01:41:07,750 Expect an explosion now! 1796 01:41:08,270 --> 01:41:09,110 - Really? - Yeah. 1797 01:41:19,590 --> 01:41:21,270 All daughters need to get married eventually. 1798 01:41:21,590 --> 01:41:23,870 It's not like you are going too far away 1799 01:41:23,950 --> 01:41:25,790 I'll keep visiting you. 1800 01:41:25,990 --> 01:41:28,110 - The auspicious hour is passing away. - He needs to start the ceremony. 1801 01:41:30,270 --> 01:41:32,110 Remove your shoes. 1802 01:41:35,110 --> 01:41:37,070 Take a seat, dear. 1803 01:41:38,350 --> 01:41:39,670 - Careful. - Sit down. 1804 01:41:41,430 --> 01:41:43,430 You are finally here. 1805 01:41:44,030 --> 01:41:46,350 I went to take a dump and people started panicking. 1806 01:41:47,030 --> 01:41:48,510 What happened? Why are you staring at me? 1807 01:41:48,670 --> 01:41:49,870 Don't I look sexy? 1808 01:41:51,190 --> 01:41:52,390 What are you doing? 1809 01:41:53,070 --> 01:41:53,670 Huh? 1810 01:41:54,030 --> 01:41:54,710 Begin the ceremony, sir. 1811 01:41:54,790 --> 01:41:55,950 Why do you look angry? 1812 01:41:56,550 --> 01:41:57,590 You can hit him later. 1813 01:42:00,150 --> 01:42:01,710 Bride and groom, please stand to exchange garlands. 1814 01:42:01,790 --> 01:42:02,470 Will I ever get married? 1815 01:42:02,550 --> 01:42:03,750 Never, if you move around in a turban. 1816 01:42:04,630 --> 01:42:05,310 Come on. 1817 01:42:07,150 --> 01:42:08,390 You're looking hot. 1818 01:42:09,350 --> 01:42:10,470 Take this, son. 1819 01:42:11,790 --> 01:42:12,670 You too take one. 1820 01:42:13,190 --> 01:42:13,830 Hold this. 1821 01:42:15,070 --> 01:42:16,950 First, the bride will garland the groom. 1822 01:42:19,270 --> 01:42:21,150 Applause. 1823 01:42:26,030 --> 01:42:27,630 Wonderful. 1824 01:42:28,550 --> 01:42:30,030 It's done. It's done. 1825 01:42:34,790 --> 01:42:36,950 Stop with the makeup, you are doomed. 1826 01:42:37,030 --> 01:42:39,350 Come on, hurry up. Hurry up, she's gone. 1827 01:42:40,030 --> 01:42:41,270 Move aside. 1828 01:43:03,030 --> 01:43:06,230 Now for the next three vows, the bride will walk ahead of the groom. 1829 01:43:06,310 --> 01:43:07,270 Come on, dear. 1830 01:44:01,030 --> 01:44:03,950 I'll go to sleep once their bedroom's light is switched off. 1831 01:44:06,710 --> 01:44:07,390 Sis? 1832 01:44:07,710 --> 01:44:09,510 What? Where? What are you looking at? 1833 01:44:09,950 --> 01:44:12,150 I've noticed that this fatso has been staring at me. 1834 01:44:12,390 --> 01:44:13,310 Really? 1835 01:44:16,590 --> 01:44:18,110 Let me take this to the climax right awa 1836 01:44:20,670 --> 01:44:21,430 She won't give you any. 1837 01:44:24,830 --> 01:44:27,470 "Move the veil." 1838 01:44:27,750 --> 01:44:30,430 "Show me the beautiful face." 1839 01:44:32,110 --> 01:44:35,790 "I am someone who loves you." 1840 01:44:36,830 --> 01:44:38,670 "I am no stranger." 1841 01:44:39,030 --> 01:44:41,750 "I am crazy about you." 1842 01:44:41,830 --> 01:44:44,470 "I am no stranger." 1843 01:44:45,030 --> 01:44:46,430 Oh my! 1844 01:44:47,070 --> 01:44:48,350 Knock, knock. 1845 01:44:50,510 --> 01:44:51,470 Who is it? 1846 01:44:52,030 --> 01:44:53,470 Your Iron Man. 1847 01:44:57,390 --> 01:44:59,670 Let me look at your face, ma'am. 1848 01:45:23,230 --> 01:45:24,470 Show me your eyes. 1849 01:46:03,030 --> 01:46:03,870 What happened? 1850 01:46:04,270 --> 01:46:06,630 Well... just give me a minute. 1851 01:46:10,870 --> 01:46:12,350 Excuse me for a minute. I'll be right back. 1852 01:46:14,350 --> 01:46:15,550 I'll be back in jiffy. 1853 01:46:22,390 --> 01:46:23,790 Oh no. 1854 01:46:41,870 --> 01:46:42,790 Is the deed done? 1855 01:46:42,870 --> 01:46:45,630 He went to the washroom. 1856 01:46:47,670 --> 01:46:50,390 Did these knuckleheads give him too many beers? 1857 01:46:52,310 --> 01:46:54,550 They smile like boneheads too. 1858 01:46:55,430 --> 01:46:57,270 It will happen. Just chill. 1859 01:46:58,710 --> 01:46:59,710 Okay. 1860 01:47:00,790 --> 01:47:02,110 What are you doing, man? 1861 01:47:02,350 --> 01:47:04,390 I just got married. Don't disappoint me. 1862 01:47:04,470 --> 01:47:05,710 What will she think about me? 1863 01:47:11,470 --> 01:47:13,190 Aren't you my darling little brother? 1864 01:47:13,790 --> 01:47:15,070 Aren't you my little brother, huh? 1865 01:47:15,630 --> 01:47:17,590 You remember we used to play together since childhood? 1866 01:47:25,870 --> 01:47:26,750 Abhimanyu? 1867 01:47:28,390 --> 01:47:29,110 Yes? 1868 01:47:29,190 --> 01:47:30,430 Is everything alright? 1869 01:47:30,710 --> 01:47:32,070 Yes, everything is alright. 1870 01:47:33,430 --> 01:47:35,270 Cause havoc! 1871 01:47:35,670 --> 01:47:37,030 That's it. 1872 01:47:56,870 --> 01:48:00,310 Mr. Abhimanyu, you bribed me to make the desired horoscope. 1873 01:48:01,110 --> 01:48:04,030 But I also have your original horoscope with me. 1874 01:48:04,230 --> 01:48:06,590 Don't mind me saying this but according to this... 1875 01:48:06,830 --> 01:48:11,750 ...it would be better if you seek a doct advice before consummating your marriage 1876 01:48:12,310 --> 01:48:15,830 There are signs of cavernous dysfunction 1877 01:48:16,230 --> 01:48:18,710 I mean there will be a feast but you won't be able to enjoy it. 1878 01:48:25,510 --> 01:48:27,830 Cause havoc! That's it. 1879 01:48:28,710 --> 01:48:31,310 Like sparrows fly. Crows fly. 1880 01:48:31,590 --> 01:48:32,590 Elephants fly. 1881 01:48:32,670 --> 01:48:34,350 Today, you too have to fly. 133623