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PREVIOUSLY ON "UGLY BETTY"...
I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

DID YOU REALIZE THIS BEFORE
OR AFTER GINA DUMPED YOU?

IT'S HIS H.M.O. THEY'RE
NOT GONNA COVER DAD ANYMORE.

GOT A WEIRD CALL
FROM SOME WOMAN.

SHE SAID TO ASK YOU ABOUT
BAYONNE SCRAPYARD?
I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST.

AS LONG AS THERE'S THIS WEDGE
BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM,

THE RELATIONSHIP
IS DOOMED.

PERHAPS IT'S TIME I DRIVE
THAT WEDGE A LITTLE DEEPER.

(Junior Senior)
♪ CAN I GET, GET, GET ♪

♪ TO KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW YOU
BETTER, BETTER, BABY ♪

WOW, THIS IS SO COOL.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO COME
TO NETWORKING NIGHT AT THE RACK.

AND, OH, LOOK!
THERE'S FREE GRILLED CHEESE.
OKAY, GROUND RULES.

STOP WITH THE CHATTY,
DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME,

AND NO ONE EATS
THE GRILLED CHEESE.
SHE'S HAVING ONE.

WELL, OF COURSE FAT CAROL
IS EATING ONE.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
ANYWAY,
SO HOW DOES THIS WORK?

YOU HAVE
TO WORK THE ROOM.

"WORK THE ROOM"?
MM-HMM.

CIRCULATE, BABY.
INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

WE WANT EVERYONE
TO MEET YOU.

OKAY. WISH ME LUCK.
BYE.

(gasps)

(camera shutters click)
I'M SORRY.

IT--IT--
IT'S MY FIRST TIME.

MORE CLASSIC MOMENTS
FOR BETTY'S WALL OF SHAME.
MM.

HI. EXCUSE ME.

WE HAVEN'T OFFICIALLY MET.
UM, I'M BETTY SUAREZ.

I WORK AT "MODE," TOO.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
I'D BE GOOD AT YOUR JOB.

HOW LONG DO YOU
THINK YOU'LL LAST?

WELL, UNLESS YOU KNOW
SOMETHING THAT I DON'T,

A WHILE, I HOPE.
(chuckles)

THAT'S TOO BAD.

YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT
YOU'RE HAVING A GRILLED CHEESE.

MOST PEOPLE AT "MODE"
DON'T EAT.

SOMETIMES THEY SHOULDN'T.
(chuckles)

♪ CAN I GET, GET, GET ♪

♪ TO KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW
YOU BETTER, BABY? ♪

♪ CAN I GET, GET, GET ♪
JUST A MINUTE.

♪ TO KNOW, KNOW, KNOW,
KNOW YOU BETTER ♪

CARLO MEDINA.

I WORK WITH THE EDITOR IN CHIEF
AT "ISABELLA."

OH, BETTY SUAREZ, ASSISTANT
TO DANIEL MEADE AT "MODE."

OH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
YOU'RE A LEGEND.

(woman) HOUSEKEEPING SWEARS THEY
HAVEN'T SEEN A RED MUSIC BOX.

ANY LUCK?

(sighs) DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I'VE HAD ANY LUCK?

DANIEL AND WILHELMINA
ARE STILL WAITING

FOR YOU TO SIGN OFF
ON THE HOLIDAY SPREAD.

WHAT?

OH.

KEEP LOOKING.

SEEM TO BE
A LOT OF LAYERS.

I'D LIKE
TO SEE MORE SKIN.
IT'S A POSTNUCLEAR SCENE.

EXPOSED SKIN WOULD
MELT OFF THEIR BODIES.

(Daniel) MY BAD.

I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE
A HOLIDAY SPREAD FOR ME.

YEAH. YES, WE DO.
WE THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

IN THIS WORLD
OF GLOBAL WARMING

AND POLITICAL UNREST,

WE GIVE YOU
A POSTAPOCALYPTIC CHRISTMAS.

A "MAD MAX-MAS"
IF YOU WILL.

I DISCOVERED THIS DESIGNER
OUT OF VIETNAM--ANH VU-TRAN--

SO HOT, NO ONE IN THE STATES
KNOWS ABOUT HER.

SHE'S DOING AN EXCLUSIVE LINE
OF FLAK JACKETS JUST FOR US.

WE GOT ALL THE PROPS
AND EQUIPMENT

ON HOLD FOR THURSDAY. WE JUST
NEED TO PULL THE TRIGGER.
SO LET'S WALK YOU THROUGH
THE MOCK-UPS,

SHOW YOU WHAT
WE HAVE IN MIND.
YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD.

UH, I HAVE
TO GET BACK UPSTAIRS.

(woman) HE WAS DISTURBED?

HE LOOKED
VERY DISTURBED.

MM. HE SHOULD.

HE GOT SLOPPY.

AND WE GOT...
A MUSIC BOX.

(chuckles)

SORRY I'M LATE!

I HOPE YOU GUYS DIDN'T
WAIT FOR ME TO EAT DINNER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
TUESDAY'S TAMALE NIGHT.

WE BROKE UP.
(Justin) WALTER ALWAYS
COMES ON TAMALE NIGHT.

HE CHEATED ON ME. I'M NOT SURE
I'M READY TO JUST JUMP BACK IN.

(Hilda) IT'S TAMALE NIGHT.

BETTY, I DIDN'T RAISE YOU
TO BE RUDE TO GUESTS.

NOW WE SAVED YOU
SOME TAMALES.

OKAY. THANK YOU.
I'M STARVING.

I WENT TO THIS REALLY COOL
WORK THING TONIGHT,

EXCEPT IT'S
NOT PROFESSIONAL TO EAT,

SO I JUST HAD
A MANGO MARGARITA.
HERE YOU GO.

HEY.
DAD, YOU KNOW WHAT
THE DOCTOR SAID.

YOU CAN'T HAVE COFFEE.

ANYWAY, SO I SPENT
THE ENTIRE EVENING

JUST NETWORKING AND GIVING OUT
MY BUSINESS CARDS.

WHAT?
WHAT? NOTHING. IT'S JUST,

I FIND IT INTERESTING.
YOU'RE DRINKING NOW. OKAY.

YOU USED TO GET WOOZY
FROM YOUR ASTRINGENT.

ANYWAY,
IT WAS REALLY FUN,

AND I FINALLY FELT
LIKE I BELONGED.

YOU'RE A LEGEND.
ME?

YOU SAVED THE FABIA LAYOUT
IN YOUR FIRST WEEK.

OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT.

(chuckles)
I'VE SLAVED AWAY FOR YEARS,
AND I'M NOT EVEN TRUSTED

TO PICK OUT A BELT.
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?

UM... JUST, UH,
DOING MY JOB.

AND SHE'S MODEST, TOO.

(all chuckle)

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

UM...
UH, MANGO MARGARITA?

OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER.
SHE WAS SO GROSS.

ALL SHE DID WAS TALK
ABOUT HERSELF THE ENTIRE NIGHT.

YEAH, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND LIKE BETTY.

UGH. WELL, GET A DRINK IN HER,
AND IT IS THE BETTY SHOW.

SHE WOULD NOT SHUT UP,
BRAGGING ABOUT THE FABIA LAYOUT.

IT WAS ALL DANIEL'S VISION.
IT'D BE REALLY WRONG FOR ME

TO TAKE ANY CREDIT
FOR THE LAYOUT.

WOW. AN ASSISTANT WHO DOESN'T
TRASH-TALK THEIR BOSS.

(chuckles) I KNOW.

TRASH-TALKING
IS WHAT I DO BEST.

WELL, SECOND BEST.

IT'S REALLY EASY
WHEN YOU HAVE A GOOD BOSS.

YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY, REALLY
LUCKY TO WORK FOR DANIEL.

(Marc) AND SHE WAS CLUELESS
AS TO HOW TO HANDLE HERSELF.

SHOCK. (laughs)

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN WHEN SHE
PULLED OUT HER BUSINESS CARDS.

I JUST GOT 'EM TODAY.

I DON'T USUALLY CARRY
ENTIRE BOXES IN MY PURSE.

WELL, NOT SINCE KLEENEX CAME OUT
WITH THE TRAVEL SIZE.

(laughter)
NO, THEY DID.

(sighs) TRAGIC.

THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU, BETTY,
NOT WITH YOU.

POOR COW HAS NO IDEA

WE ONLY INVITED HER SO PEOPLE
COULD SEE SHE REALLY EXISTS.

SHE'S LIKE THE REAL LIFE
SNUFFLEUPAGUS....

ONLY HAIRIER.
MARC!

WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT
THAT'S USEFUL TO ME?!

NO CHOICE GOSSIP?

NO DIRT TO HELP ME
DESTROY ANY LESSER MAGAZINE?

UH, I, UH,
I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
CURLY-HAIRED, EFFETE SYCOPHANTS

THERE ARE WAITING
TO REPLACE YOU?

I KNOW. YOU HAVE FIVE OF THEM
ON SPEED DIAL.

DON'T MAKE ME CALL.

(wheezing)

(sighs)

ANYWAY,
IT WAS AN AMAZING NIGHT.

ARE YOU
GONNA EAT THAT?

OH, RIGHT. I FORGOT.

YOU PROBABLY NEED IT
TO SOAK UP THE BOOZE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'D BE PERFECT
FOR MY SCHOOL PROJECT.

WHAT SCHOOL PROJECT?
THEY GAVE US
AN ASSIGNMENT TODAY

TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT SOMEONE
WHOSE JOB WE ADMIRE.

WE GET THE WHOLE DAY OFF
TOMORROW TO GO OBSERVE THEM.

CAN YOU TAKE ME
TO "MODE"?

YEAH, OF COURSE,
IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOUR MOM.

YOU KNOW, THE FASHION WORLD
ISN'T THAT GREAT.

IT'S A BUNCH
OF SELF-SERVING,

SHALLOW TRAMPS
WHO STARVE THEMSELVES

AND BACKSTAB EACH OTHER
FOR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES

NO SELF-RESPECTING PERSON
WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD IN.

SO CAN I GO?

WELL, DON'T SAY
I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

(elevator bell dings)

OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE A CELEBRITY!

THE MEADE SECURITY GUARD
KNOWS YOUR NAME!

OH, LOOK,
HERE ARE SOME OF MY FRIENDS.

(scoffs) JUST BECAUSE
WE'RE SHARING AN ELEVATOR

DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE FRIENDS.

MARC, AMANDA,
THIS IS, UH, JUSTIN.

OH, SO THAT'S
PREGNANCY WEIGHT.
(chuckles)

NO, UM,
HE'S MY NEPHEW.

OH, MY GOD.

MANOLO BLAHNIKS,
SPRING 2004!

(gasps)

WEARING
TWO-YEAR-OLD SHOES.

EVEN I
DIDN'T CATCH THAT.

DEFINITELY NOT YOUR SON.
(elevator bell dings)

I GOT NOTHIN'!
I HATE THIS.

DON'T TAKE IT OUT
ON THE FURNITURE.
IT'S LATE OCTOBER.
I GOT TO SHOOT

THE HOLIDAY SPREAD THIS WEEK,
OR WE WON'T MAKE BOOK.

IT'S THE TUBE!
SHH, JUSTIN!

NO, NO, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS
ALL WEEK.

(whispers) SORRY.
(whispers) GO SIT AT MY DESK.
IT'S RIGHT THERE.

I WENT TO GO
GET THE TANKS--GONE!

I WENT TO BOOK THE MODELS--
GONE!

I WENT TO GET THE BURNED OUT
CHRISTMAS TREES--GONE!

"ISABELLA" TOOK THEM ALL OUT
FROM UNDER US.
CALM DOWN.

HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN
SOMEBODY LEAKED OUR IDEAS?

"ISABELLA" MAGAZINE LITERALLY
STOLE OUR ENTIRE FEATURE SPREAD!

OH, MY GOD.

(wheezing)
C-CARLO MEDINA.

HE BOUGHT ME A DRINK.

♪♪♪

"ISABELLA" MAGAZINE IS DOING
A POSTAPOCALYPTIC CHRISTMAS.

THEY COPIED
OUR ENTIRE CONCEPT.

THEY DIDN'T JUST COPY IT.
THEY TOOK IT.

(Daniel) THE HOLIDAY ISSUE
IS OUR BIGGEST SOURCE

OF AD REVENUE FOR THE YEAR.
WE LOSE ADVERTISERS.

OUR CIRCULATION
GOES IN THE TOILET.

WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY "MODE"
DOES NOT TOLERATE LEAKS.

NOW I WILL GIVE
THE GUILTY PARTY

ONE CHANCE TO COME FORWARD
AND CONFESS.

DID ANY OF YOU SPEAK
TO ANYONE AT "ISABELLA"?

WELL, THEN, COWARDS,
WE'LL DO IT THE HARD WAY.

EVERYONE IS CONSIDERED GUILTY
AND WILL BE TREATED AS SUCH

UNTIL THERE'S A CONFESSION.

BUT BY NOON ON THURSDAY,
SOMEONE'S HEAD WILL ROLL.

(gulps)

SEE WHO ENTERED
AND EXITED THE BUILDING.

I LEFT FEY'S MUSIC BOX
ON MY DESK, AND NOW IT'S GONE.

INVESTIGATE EVERYONE. YOU HAVE
TO FIND OUT WHO TOOK IT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU BURN IT
WITH THE OTHER THINGS?

I COULDN'T.
THAT MUSIC BOX IS PERSONAL.

BUT IT CONNECTS YOU TO FEY.
IT COULD PROVIDE A MOTIVE.

WHO KNOWS
ABOUT THE AFFAIR?

NO ONE.

NO ONE BUT MY WIFE.

WE HAVE TWO DAYS
TO CONCEIVE AND EXECUTE

AN ENTIRELY NEW CONCEPT.

IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY PLANS,
I NEED YOU TO CANCEL 'EM.

I WANT EVERYONE WORKING
TOGETHER TO PULL THIS OFF.

WHAT DANIEL'S TRYING TO SAY IS
KISS YOUR LOVED ONES GOOD-BYE

AND EXPECT TO COME HOME
TO DEAD PETS.

SCHMOOPY.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

YOU KICKED ME
WITH YOUR TWO-YEAR-OLD SHOES!

(toilet flushes)

(gasps)

HAVE SOMETHING TO BE NERVOUS
ABOUT, CAROL?

I ATE HALF A BAGEL.

ALL THREE OF US TALKED

TO CARLO MEDINA
FROM "ISABELLA" LAST NIGHT.

WHAT EXACTLY
DID YOU TELL HIM?

NOT THAT MUCH.

SO TELL ME, IS DANIEL MEADE
A COMPLETE INCOMPETENT

OR MORE LIKE A SLOW-BUT-CUTE
YOUNGER BROTHER?

NEITHER.

DANIEL IS A LOT SMARTER
THAN PEOPLE THINK HE IS.

REALLY? I JUST FIND THAT
SO HARD TO BELIEVE.

OKAY, WELL, LIKE THURSDAY,
WE HAVE OUR FEATURE SHOOT--

A POSTAPOCALYPTIC CHRISTMAS.
IT'S REALLY COOL.

WE RENTED TANKS, AND IT WAS
ALL DANIEL'S IDEA. TANKS.

(Marc) OOH, BETTY. TOO BAD.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE LEAK.

OH, WELL. YOU DIDN'T REALLY
FIT IN HERE ANYWAY.

(both) TA.
WAIT, NO!
ALL I MENTIONED WERE TANKS.

YOU GUYS TALKED TO HIM,
TOO.

YEAH, WHAT DID YOU TALK
TO CARLO ABOUT?

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
HE TALKED TO ME.

(Betty) TO ASSISTANTS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
ALL ALONE?

THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU.
I JUST
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

SHE'S LIKE LIZA
AT THE PRIDE PARADE.

BETTY, BETTY, BETTY!

OH, THEY JUST WANT TO HEAR

ABOUT THE POSTAPOCALYPTIC
CHRISTMAS SPREAD.

IS SHE TAKING CREDIT
FOR THAT?

WILHELMINA'S THE ONE
WHO FOUND THE FLAK JACKETS.

THERE'S THIS HOT NEW DESIGNER,
ANH VU-TRAN--GONNA BE HUGE!

YOU FEATURING
ANYONE ELSE?

OH,
WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE BEST,

YOU CAN FORGET THE REST.

OKAY, SO WE HAVE TANKS
AND FLAK JACKETS.

I'M GUESSING
THE COSMO FOUNTAIN

MIGHT HAVE
SPILLED SOMETHING, TOO.

I HAD ONE DRINK.

UNLIKE THE TWO OF YOU,
I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING

TO FIGURE OUT WHAT
WAS GOING ON AT "ISABELLA."

SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
FOR YOUR HOLIDAY ISSUE?

OH, THE USUAL--BORING.
MM.

I'M MUCH MORE INTERESTED
IN HEARING ABOUT YOU...

AND YOUR MAGAZINE.

WELL, SINCE YOU ASK, "MODE" IS
USING ONE OF MY IDEAS.

DO YOU KNOW
"PLANET OF THE APES"?
I DRESSED AS DR. ZAIUS
ONE HALLOWEEN.

MM. WELL, WE'RE DOING
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SCENE,

BUT WITH SANTA
BURIED HALF IN THE SAND,

HOLDING UP
A NEW YEAR'S BABY.

I ONLY KNOW THE MOVIE
'CAUSE I DATED A GEEK ONCE.

MAYBE YOU WILL AGAIN.

BUY YOU ANOTHER DRINK?

YES.

CARLO'S STRAIGHT?

SO I GUESS THIS MEANS
ALL THREE OF US

NEED TO GO TO WILHELMINA
AND CONFESS.
(both) NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.

HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING
ONE OF YOUR PONCHOS?
THERE'S NOTHING TO CONFESS.
WE DON'T KNOW IT WAS US.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

WE TOLD THREE TINY PARTS
OF A GIANT SHOOT.

HOW'D "ISABELLA" FIND OUT ABOUT
THE BURNED OUT CHRISTMAS TREES

OR THE SCRAP METAL
REINDEER?

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
SOMEONE ELSE.

WE HAVE TO KEEP QUIET AND HOPE
THAT THE REAL LEAKER IS FOUND.
NO. I CAN'T DO THAT.

LOOK, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT YOU GUYS,

BUT I NEED TO CONFESS
WHAT I DID.
(grunts)

THERE WERE ONLY A FEW PEOPLE
FROM "MODE" AT THE RACK.

IF YOU SAY
THE LEAK HAPPENED THERE,

IT'LL DRAW A LINE
STRAIGHT TO US.
EVEN IF IT DOES,
THEY CAN'T FIRE ALL OF US.

(chuckles nervously)
CAN'T THEY?

PHOTO DEPARTMENT, 2003--
GOT AXED FOR MENTIONING

THE WORDS "SEPIA TONES"
AT A PARTY.

WELL, LOOK, I JUST--
I DON'T LIKE LYING.

OH.
OH. NEITHER DO I.

OKAY, THAT'S A LIE, BUT WE'RE
JUST ASKING YOU TO OMIT.

IT'S LIKE A SECRET--
OUR SECRET.

LOOK, YOU ARE ONE OF US
NOW, BETTY--

THE ASSISTANTS CLUB.
OH.

WE HAVE
TO PROTECT EACH OTHER.

WELL, I MEAN,
I GUESS KEEPING QUIET

IS BETTER THAN
GETTING YOU GUYS FIRED.

(both sigh)

THEN WE'RE AGREED?

YEAH, OKAY.

(chuckles)
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

MAYBE SHE'S DIFFERENT NOW,
YOU KNOW?

FANCY JOB AND DRINKING...

YOU CHEATED ON HER.

I KNOW, I KNOW.
GOD, WHY DID I DO THAT?

VERY, VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IT'S JUST--I...

I LOVE HER.
(beep)

(woman speaking Spanish
on TV)
I CAN FIX THAT.

UH...

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU LIKE IT IN SPANISH.

OH, YOU KNOW,
MANY YEARS AGO,

I HAD A FIGHT WITH, UM,
BETTY'S MOTHER--

A BIG ONE.

SHE BANNED ME
FROM OUR BED FOR A WEEK.

OUCH.
(beep)

(Devo's "Whip It"
playing on stereo)

I KNEW I HAD
TO DO SOMETHING GOOD.

AHH.

SO I THOUGHT OF HER
FAVORITE MOVIE, "PRETTY WOMAN,"

AND I STOLE A PAGE
FROM RICHARD GERE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
LIKE... YOU PAID HER?

NO.

I DID THE SCENE FROM THE END
OF THE MOVIE, WALTER,

WHEN HE CLIMBS UP
THE FIRE ESCAPE

AND DECLARES
HIS LOVE FOR HER.
(beep)

WAIT A MINUTE. THAT--
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

WELL...

IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM.

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW

IF A BIG, ROMANTIC GESTURE
WILL WORK ON THE NEW BETTY.

THERE IS NO NEW BETTY.

JUST NEW SURROUNDINGS.

BETTY IS THE SAME.

OH.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

(telephone rings)

DID YOU DO THAT?

UH, NO.
THAT'S ACTUALLY THE PHONE.
(ring)

HELLO?

THIS IS ANNE FRAZIER
FROM MERCER PARK REGIONAL H.M.O.

I'M JUST CALLING TO CONFIRM
YOUR 2:00 APPOINTMENT.

ACTUALLY, UH...
THAT'S A MISTAKE.

UH, I DON'T--
I DON'T NEED TO COME IN.

ARE YOU SURE? A BETTY SUAREZ
CALLED AT LEAST 25 TIMES.

NO.
IT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

WELL, IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU HAVE
SOME PRETTY LEGITIMATE CLAIM.

NO. THANK YOU.

(whirs)

(Walter) SORRY.

(elevator bell dings)

WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA TELL HIM?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL?

YOU KNOW, WE MIGHT BE BETTER OFF
NOT SAYING ANYTHING TO BRADFORD.

MM. YOU SURE
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?

DAD'S APPROVED EVERY
HOLIDAY SPREAD SINCE 1986.

WELL,
AS THE TOP TWO PEOPLE HERE,

WE NEED TO PROTECT
EACH OTHER.

AND EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T
OUR FAULT THAT THERE WAS A LEAK,

WE'LL BOTH BE BLAMED IF WE
ADMIT IT BEFORE WE HAVE A FIX.

(elevator bell dings,
doors open)

(clears throat)

(elevator bell dings)

OKAY.
THIS WILL BE OUR SECRET.

WE'LL WORK WITH EACH OTHER...
TO FIX IT.

I'LL START WITH THE LEAK.

I'LL TACKLE THE NEW SPREAD.

PERFECT.

WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

ARE YOU AS CREEPED OUT
AS I AM?

MORE.

(grunts)

OH, THERE YOU ARE.
HERE I AM.

I WANT YOU TO CALL THE AGENCY.
TELL THEM

THE CONCEPT IS CHANGING.
I WANT YOU TO GET

THE WARDROBE WE REJECTED,
AND I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN.

DIG UP THE BACK HOLIDAY ISSUES
OF "MODE" FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS,

PHOTOCOPY THE FEATURE SPREADS,
DISTRIBUTE THEM TO THE EDITORS.

DO YOU WORK HERE?
SOMEDAY.

THIS IS MY NEPHEW.

UM, HE'S JUST DOING
A SCHOOL PROJECT--
AMANDA.

YES?
(Daniel) WE NEED YOU
TO GET SNACKS AND WATER.

FLAT AND SPARKLING,
HALF COLD, HALF ROOM TEMP,

AND WHEN YOU GET BACK WITH
THOSE, WE'LL NEED TO GET LUNCHES

BECAUSE NO ONE
IS LEAVING THIS BUILDING.

BUT WHO'S GONNA
ANSWER THE PHONES?
GET AN INTERN.

(telephone rings)
PLEASE, LET IT BE
NARCISO RODRIGUEZ.

DANIEL MEADE'S OFFICE.
(woman) DANIEL MEADE,
PLEASE.

IT'S HER.

I TOLD HER
I'M NOT TAKING HER CALLS

TILL SHE TELLS ME
WHO SHE IS.

I'M SORRY, UNLESS I CAN SAY
WHO'S CALLING,

I'M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A MESSAGE.

OH, WELL, THEN TELL DANIEL

WE BOTH KNOW HIS FATHER'S BEEN
ACTING VERY STRANGELY.

He's a man
of many secrets,

AND ONE OF THEM
IS IN THE MUSIC BOX.

"IN THE MUSIC BOX"?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.

It'll come to you,
dear.

SO TELL ME WHO YOU KNOW
AT "ISABELLA."

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REINDEER?
WHAT ABOUT A BIG GOAT?

(telephone rings)
WAIT HOLD ON.
I HAVE ANOTHER LINE.

(cell phone rings)
(both) HELLO?

STYLES JUST CAME OUT.
THEY STILL HAVE JOBS.
THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S HORRENDOUS.
BUT FEATURES GOES IN AT NOON.

PRAY.

(cell phone rings)

(ring)

(cell phone rings)
(Amanda and Betty) HELLO?

FEATURES WENT IN AT 12:00,
CAME OUT AT 12:20.

THEY'RE STILL EMPLOYED.

(cell phone rings)

MMM. HELLO?

(cell phone rings)
OH. ONE SECOND.

(ring)
MARC?

PHOTO EDITORS CLEARED.
ACCESSORIES CLEARED.

ART DEPARTMENT CLEARED.

WELL, HOW MANY DEPARTMENTS
ARE LEFT?

BEAUTY AND ACCOUNTING.

WELL, YOU KNOW THOSE VIRGINS
IN ACCOUNTING DIDN'T DO IT.

WE'LL HOPE THE SLUTS
IN BEAUTY DID.

GOOD LUCK. (chuckles)

I WANT TO STRANGLE
THAT FILTHY RAT

THAT LEAKED THE SPREAD.

THIS DRESS IS FABULOUS.
I BET IT WAS THAT BITCH,
SKINNY CAROL.

I THINK I'D BELT IT.
THAT, YOUNG MAN,
IS VINTAGE VALENTINO.

I'M JUST SAYING.
REALLY? DO YOU THINK?

GO ON THEN.
GO ON TO THE ACCESSORY CLOSET.

GET A BELT, AND WE'LL SEE
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. GO ON.
WAIT. HURRY BACK.
WE GOTTA GO GET DINNERS.

OH, LEAVE HIM HERE. HE'S
HAVING FUN. HE'S ALL RIGHT.
REALLY?

YEAH. BESIDES, I GOT SOME ELF
COSTUMES I NEED TO FIT LATER ON,

AND LITTLE PEOPLE
SORT OF MAKE ME NERVOUS.

WELL, THANK YOU.

OKAY. NO.

BETTY.

ME?

COULD I HAVE A MOMENT,
PLEASE?

UM,
DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?

DANIEL'S BEEN RECEIVING
NUISANCE PHONE CALLS

FROM A STRANGE WOMAN.
I ASSUME YOU LISTEN IN?

YES, SIR. UM...

SHE WOULDN'T TELL US
WHO SHE IS.

WELL, WE THINK SHE MIGHT BE
A DESIGNER WE FIRED

A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

SHE THREATENS TO SUE
FROM TIME TO TIME.

HAS SHE CALLED RECENTLY?
YES, YES,
THIS MORNING ACTUALLY.

UM...
IT DIDN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE.

STILL, I'D LIKE TO KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID

FOR CERTAIN LEGAL REASONS.

UH, WELL,
SHE SAID THAT, UH,

YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
VERY STRANGELY,

AND YOU HAVE MANY SECRETS,

AND ONE OF THEM
IS IN THE MUSIC BOX.

MUSIC BOX?

DID SHE SAY WHERE
THIS MUSIC BOX MIGHT BE?

NO. I-I ASKED HER. UM...
SHE WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

SHE'S NOT
VERY FORTHCOMING.

WELL, SHE'S CERTAINLY INTENT
ON WASTING OUR TIME.

(sighs)

EXCUSE ME!

GOD.

WILHELMINA'S DINNER.

BEAUTY CLEARED.

WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?

THAT DEPENDS. DID YOU HIT
THE POWERBALL LAST NIGHT?
NO.

THEN KEEP QUIET.

HEY!
UGH.

IT'S NOT YOURS.

HERE'S YOUR DINNER.
YOU MUST BE STARVING.

THANKS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN TAKE OFF.

I'M SURE YOUR NEPHEW IS SICK
OF THE CLOSET BY NOW ANYWAY.

YOU WORKED HARD TODAY.

OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, DANIEL?
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE LEAK,
I WAS AT THE RACK,

AND I WAS TALKING TO A GUY
FROM "ISABELLA"--

YOU KNOW WHAT, BETTY?

I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME
TO HEAR ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.

YOU TOLD ME NOT TO HIDE THINGS
FROM YOU, DANIEL.

LISTEN TO ME. I DON'T
HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING.

ESPECIALLY IF KNOWING ABOUT IT
MEANS I'D END UP LOSING YOU.

SO... HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

HMM.

I GOT YOUR FAVORITE SALAD--
ENDIVE AND ARUGULA.

NO DRESSING, BUT I DID GET
A FEW EXTRA LEMON SLICES

BECAUSE, WELL,
YOU'VE EARNED THEM.

IS THAT FRISéE?

NO, NO.

HMM.

THEY WERE?

HUH.
YOU'LL NOTICE
I RIPPED YOUR LETTUCE

INTO BITE-SIZED PIECES
AND DECOBBED YOUR BABY CORN.

INTERESTING.

THANK YOU.

WAS CARLO MEDINA FROM "ISABELLA"
AT THE RACK LAST NIGHT?

HMM? (wheezing)

(gulps)

(speaks Spanish)

(grunts)

AHH!

(Justin) THERE'S ALSO
A PRODUCT CLOSET,

LIKE, WITH MOISTURIZERS
AND HAIR BALMS

AND THERE'S TEN
DIFFERENT KINDS OF--

JUSTIN, WHY DON'T YOU PUT
ALL OF THAT STUFF IN YOUR PAPER?

FINE.

(doorbell ringing)

(Betty)
IS SOMEBODY GONNA GET THAT?

I GUESS NOT. (sighs)

(ring)

(gasps)

EW. WILHELMINA WANTS
TO SEE US AT 10:00 TOMORROW.

SHE KNOWS.

OH, MY GOD. I HAVE
THAT SAME JESUS NIGHT-LIGHT.

(gasps) SO THIS IS
VERY... FLEA MARKET CHIC.

AH, THESE MUST BE YOUR FRIENDS
FROM, UH, "THE MODE."

JUST "MODE," DAD.

UM, THIS IS MY FATHER IGNACIO
AND MY SISTER HILDA.

HO-LA.

(chuckles)
IT'S, UH, "HOLA."

NO.
THERE'S AN "H" IN IT.

(Justin) BETTY?

THIS LOTION IS MADE
FROM CRUSHED DIAMONDS AND...

HEY, GUYS.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.

NICE. YOU STOLE
THE GOOD STUFF.

JUSTIN. HOMEWORK.

(sighs)

MMM.

OH, UM... AMANDA,
THOSE ARE PLASTIC.

EW.

BETTY, MAYBE WE SHOULD OFFER
YOUR FRIENDS A SNACK.

WE HAVE FLAN.
WHAT'S A FLAN?

IT'S A DELICIOUS CUSTARD.

OH, BRING IT.

("Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer" instrumental playing)

HOW ABOUT A "LAWRENCE OF ARABIA"
CHRISTMAS?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.

IT MEANS THAT WE CAN USE

THE 21 TONS OF SAND
THAT ARE ALREADY THERE.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

OFF THAT, THE SAND...

IS DESERT SAND LIKE AFRICA,

SO MAYBE
INSTEAD OF CHRISTMAS,

WE DO OTHER WINTER HOLIDAYS.
KWANZAA?

DID YOU JUST GESTURE AT ME
WHEN YOU SAID KWANZAA?

NO.

HOW ABOUT THIS?

FEY'S SLEIGH RIDE--

THE BIGGEST-SELLING HOLIDAY
ISSUE IN THE HISTORY OF "MODE."

1986.

YEAH, I KNOW IT WELL.

LET ME SEE THAT.

IT'S TRADITIONAL. I LIKE IT.

OLD IS THE NEW NEW.

WHEN FEY PUT HERSELF
IN THE PHOTO,

IT SENT SHOCK WAVES.

NO EDITOR HAD EVER APPEARED
IN THE CENTER SPREAD.

I THINK IN THE YEAR
OF HER DEATH, AN EMPTY SLEIGH

WOULD BE A NICE TRIBUTE.

(Vincent)
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YEAH. LET'S DO IT.

WE'RE PINNING IT
ON FAT CAROL.

WHAT?
WELL, WE HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING
WHEN WILHELMINA CALLS US IN.

MARC, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

YOU KNOW SHE CALLS YOU
"FAT BETTY," RIGHT?

SEE? THIS IS WHY I HATE SECRETS
BECAUSE THEY TURN INTO LIES,

WHICH ARE MUCH WORSE.
FAT CAROL HATES HER JOB.

WOULD SHE EAT SO MANY
GRILLED CHEESES IF SHE CARED?

BETTY, WE'RE DOING THIS FOR YOU.
WE COULD GET OTHER JOBS,

BUT LOOK HOW LONG
IT TOOK YOU TO LAND THIS ONE.

WELL, I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE
THAT KEEPING SO MANY SECRETS

WAS SUCH A BIG PART
OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION.

BETTY...

DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER PAN
OF THIS STUFF?

(whispers)
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

HEALTHY APPETITE
THAT GIRL HAS.

(whispers) DON'T TELL HER
WE HAVE ICE CREAM.

YOU KNOW, BETTY...

SOMETIMES...

WE HAVE TO KEEP SECRETS
TO SURVIVE.

HOLD IT!

YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD
ABOUT YOUR WILHELMINA MEETING.

WE'LL MISS YOU
AROUND HERE.

SHUT UP, CAROL.

I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S REHAB
FOR... WHATEVER THIS IS,

BUT CONSIDER IT
BEFORE STARTING THE JOB HUNT.

AND, BETTY, I THINK
I MIGHT MISS YOU MOST OF ALL.

(elevator bell dings)

IT WAS NICE HAVING
SOMEONE FATTER THAN ME.

FAT CAROL.

FAT CAROL.

FAT CAROL.

(music box playing)

GOOD MORNING, DANIEL.
HERE'S YOUR COFFEE.

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE
GONNA COME IN SO EARLY.

♪♪♪

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

ARE YOU OKAY?

DO YOU NEED ME
TO GET YOU SOMETHING?

WHEN I WAS 12,

I HAD THE WORST CHRISTMAS
OF MY LIFE.

MY, UH... FATHER HAD JUST
GOTTEN BACK FROM SWITZERLAND,

BROUGHT MY MOM... A MUSIC BOX.
EXACTLY LIKE THIS.

SHE LOVED IT.

A FEW DAYS LATER,

SHE HID THE THING
IN THE ATTIC...

♪♪♪

SET FIRE TO A THOUSAND COPIES
OF "MODE" MAGAZINE.

NO ONE WOULD
EVER TELL ME WHY.

SO IS THIS
YOUR MOTHER'S?

NO. THIS...
APPEARED HERE THIS MORNING.

APPARENTLY MY FATHER
BOUGHT TWO OF THEM--

ONE FOR HIS WIFE
AND, UH, ONE...

(music stops)

FOR HIS MISTRESS.

THAT'S WHY FEY PUT HERSELF
IN THE FEATURE SPREAD.

SHE WAS FLAUNTING THE AFFAIR
IN MY MOTHER'S FACE.

I'M SORRY, DANIEL.

WAS THERE
ANYTHING INSIDE?

YOU KNOW,
THE TOP LIFTS OUT.

THIS WOMAN IS TRYING TO CONNECT
YOUR FATHER TO FEY SOMMERS.

SHE'S TRYING TO DO
MORE THAN THAT, BETTY.

SHE'S TRYING TO CONNECT
MY DAD TO FEY'S DEATH.

I JUST GOT BACK
FROM THE STUDIO.

THERE'S STILL 21 TONS OF SAND
SITTING THERE.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
GO TO THE PARAMUS MALL

AND TAKE PICTURES
OF KIDS WITH SANTA.

NO. I KNOW WHAT
WE CAN DO WITH THAT SAND.

FOLLOW ME TO THE ART DEPARTMENT.
COME ON.

WAIT. DANIEL?

YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY KNOW THAT

I HAVE A MEETING WITH WILHELMINA
IN FIVE MINUTES.

REALLY? YOU?

YEAH, ME
AND--AND AMANDA AND MARC.

YOU SURE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

NOT A CLUE.

JUST BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU SAY.

JUSTIN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I HAVE TO DO SOME MORE
RESEARCH FOR MY PAPER.
(telephone rings)

SIT DOWN.
THANK YOU, MARC.
(ring)

(Betty)
DANIEL MEADE'S OFFICE.

JUSTIN'S SCHOOL JUST CALLED.
HE'S NOT THERE. IS HE WITH YOU?

YEAH, HE'S--HE'S RIGHT HERE.

I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

The fashion world is no place
for a boy his age.

WELL, HE SAID HE HAS TO DO
MORE WORK FOR HIS PAPER.

WAKE UP, BETTY.
THERE IS NO PAPER.
WHAT?

Yeah, he made the whole thing up
so he could just ditch school

AND SPEND TIME IN YOUR WORLD.
WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.

I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO WITH THAT BOY.

YOU TELL HIM THAT HE IS IN
BIG TROUBLE WHEN HE GETS HOME.

SO... YOU'RE DITCHING?

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
I'M MISSING P.E. AND ART.

WE'RE SKETCHING FRUIT.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

JUSTIN, THIS PLACE THAT
YOU THINK IS SO GLAMOROUS...
(wheezing)

IT'S NOT ALL
IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

IT'S PEOPLE DECEIVING EACH OTHER
AND... HIDING THINGS

AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF THAT'S
NOT GOOD FOR A KID TO BE AROUND.

SOMEDAY, MAYBE YOU'LL END UP
WORKING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS,

BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
VERY FAR IN LIFE BY LYING.

THAT IS NOT WHO WE ARE.

SHOWTIME.

STAY HERE
AND DON'T MOVE.

SHALL I ASK QUESTIONS,

OR DO YOU WANT TO JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU KNOW?

WELL, WE WERE ALL AT THE RACK
ON TUESDAY NIGHT,

AND WE JUST REALIZED THAT
WE ALL SAW THE SAME THING--

SOMEONE TALKING TO CARLO MEDINA
FROM "ISABELLA."

NOW AS MUCH AS IT HURTS US
TO RAT OUT A FRIEND,

WE HAVE TO TELL YOU.

IT WAS FAT CAROL.

I SAW HER, TOO.
FAT CAROL LEAKED THE SPREAD.

BETTY?

IS THAT WHAT YOU SAW?

NO.

IT WAS ME.

(wheezing)

I TOLD CARLO EVERYTHING.

YOU CAN GO.

(gasps)

WHAT?!
AREN'T YOU GONNA FIRE HER?

IF I FIRE HER, AMANDA,
I'D HAVE TO FIRE ALL OF YOU.

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH INFORMANTS.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

THE THREE OF YOU MIGHT HAVE
LEAKED A PORTION OF THE SPREAD,

BUT THAT
DISGUSTING FAT CAROL

SLEPT WITH CARLO
AND SPILLED EVERYTHING.

(both) HE SLEPT
WITH FAT CAROL?!

HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO
FOR HIS MAGAZINE.

SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

WELL, I'LL CONSIDER THE LAST
DAY AND A HALF YOUR PUNISHMENT.

YOU WERE DRUNK, YOU WERE HORNY
AND YOU WERE... NAIVE.

FAT CAROL ON THE OTHER HAND,
GAVE IT UP INTENTIONALLY.

SHE GETS THE AXE.

NOW GO
BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.

GO!
(gasps)

(rap version of "Deck the Halls"
playing)

♪♪♪

(Justin)
IT'S CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER.

(man) ♪ DECK THE HALLS
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪
OH, MY GOD!

IT'S JUST LIKE "TOP MODEL,"
EXCEPT NO ONE'S CRYING.

♪♪♪

JUSTIN,
GO SIT IN THAT CHAIR

AND DON'T TALK TO ANYBODY
UNLESS THEY TALK TO YOU FIRST.

SO WILHELMINA TOLD ME
WHAT HAPPENED.

DANIEL, I'M SORRY...

FOR EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY
TO HIDE THINGS SOMETIMES,

ESPECIALLY IF NOT HIDING THEM
MEANS I MIGHT LOSE YOU.

♪♪♪

HERE.

SHOO.

♪♪♪

NICE VEST.

RALPH LAUREN.
WE GOT IT HALF-PRICE

BECAUSE THERE'S A SMALL HOLE,
BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT.

SO... KIDS AT SCHOOL--
THEY LIKE IT?

NO.
THEY DON'T REALLY GET ME.

WORD OF ADVICE--
BE WHO YOU ARE,

WEAR WHAT YOU WANT,

JUST LEARN HOW
TO RUN REAL FAST.

(Wilhelmina) ALL RIGHT,
EVERYONE. LET'S GO, MARC!

(Wilhelmina) WE NEED TO SHOOT
IN FIVE. STEP IT UP, PEOPLE.

HOLD IT.

THIS ISN'T THE CONCEPT
I APPROVED.

I'VE HAD FINAL SAY
ON EVERY HOLIDAY SPREAD

FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS.

SOME THINGS CAME UP LAST MINUTE
THAT COULDN'T BE AVOIDED.

OUR JOB IS TO FIX
THE PROBLEM, BRADFORD,

NOT TO BURDEN YOU
WITH IT.

YOU TWO
ARE SO FULL OF CRAP.

LUCKY FOR YOU,
IT LOOKS QUITE GOOD--

MAYBE EVEN BETTER
THAN FEY'S.

OKAY, UH, LET'S--

HOLD ON.

YOU KNOW,
THERE'S ONE THING MISSING.

(music box playing)

WHERE DID YOU
FIND THAT?

THE ATTIC.

I REMEMBERED MOM HAD IT.

LOOKS JUST LIKE THE ONE FEY HAD,
DON'T YOU THINK?

YES. ALMOST IDENTICAL.

GOOD JOB, SON.

(Vincent) OKAY.
CAN WE GET THIS THING GOING?

MY HAIR IS GRAY, AND I'M DRIVING
TO THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL

WITH MY BLINKERS ON.

WHAT ABOUT THE SAND?
ISN'T THAT FROM THE OLD SHOOT?

JUSTIN.

SAY "SNOW."

SNOW.

SNOW IS A MAGICAL BLANKET.

IT HIDES WHAT'S UGLY
AND MAKES EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL.

I'M SORRY, BUT YOUR FATHER'S
NOT WHO HE SAYS HE IS.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS,

IGNACIO SUAREZ
IS 117 YEARS OLD...

AND DEAD.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY
THAT'S A MISTAKE.

NOT ON OUR END.
THE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

YOUR FATHER'S BEEN USING
BELONGS TO SOMEBODY ELSE.

SUSPICIONS HAVE BEEN RAISED.

FATHER AND SON ARE BEING
DRIVEN FURTHER APART.

WE COULDN'T HAVE PLANNED IT
ANY BETTER.

MM.

(knock on door)

WILHELMINA SLATER.

CARLO MEDINA.

IT IS AN HONOR TO FINALLY
MEET THE LEGEND IN PERSON.

I SEE I SHOULD ADD
SHAMELESS SUCK-UP TO THE LIST.

WHAT LIST IS THAT?

I ASKED YOU HERE
TO TELL YOU

YOU ARE
AN UNDERHANDED BASTARD,

A DESPICABLE, SLIMY WEASEL.

YOU HAVE NO MORAL COMPASS,
ARE UTTERLY WITHOUT SCRUPLES

AND WILL USE ANYONE IN YOUR PATH
TO GET WHAT YOU WANT.

HOW CAN I ENTICE YOU
TO WORK AT "MODE"?

OR RATHER SPY FOR "MODE"?

AND I WANT YOU HOME BY 4:00
EVERY DAY.

AND NO TV FOR A WEEK.

AND NO "FASHION TV"
FOR A MONTH.

ISN'T ANY OF THIS
UPSETTING YOU?

IT WAS WORTH IT.

OH, "IT WAS WORTH IT."
THANK YOU.

HEY, MIJA.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

IT WAS A ROUGH ONE.

HMM.

MAYBE A LITTLE CHEESE
AND JALAPEÑO WILL HELP.

IT'S GOOD.

I THINK I'M JUST
GONNA GO TO SLEEP.

GOOD NIGHT.

(Walter)
♪ TALE AS OLD AS TIME ♪

♪ TRUE AS IT CAN BE ♪
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

♪ BARELY EVEN FRIENDS ♪

♪ THEN SOMEBODY BENDS
UNEXPECTEDLY ♪

♪ JUST A LITTLE CHANGE ♪

♪ SMALL TO SAY THE LEAST ♪

♪ BOTH A LITTLE SCARED ♪

♪ NEITHER ONE PREPARED ♪

♪ BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ♪

BETTY'S FAVORITE MOVIE.

♪ TALE AS OLD AS TIME ♪

♪ TUNE AS OLD AS SONG ♪

(both)
♪ BITTERSWEET AND STRANGE ♪

♪ FINDING YOU CAN CHANGE ♪

♪ LEARNING YOU WERE WRONG ♪

♪ BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ♪