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01 Iron Sky Directors Cut English
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Liberty, this is control.
Requesting lunar orbit status.
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Control, this is Liberty.
Touch down in T-minus 20 and counting.
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Approaching Terminator Line.
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Roger that. Be advised
radio stat on contact.
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Roger that. 7/10 plus VGX,
landing window is optimal.
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Landing vector approved.
Initiate 3rd phase.
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Begin descend prep, Liberty
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Approaching landing
coordinates Delta, VGC 7-3-11
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Looking good. Landing vector optimum.
Touch down in T-minus 12
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11, 10, 9...
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1.
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- And now let's, uh, drop the banners.
- Oh, for God's... Must we?
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- The Eagle has landed, baby! Ha-ha!
- Please, keep that fool off the main frequency.
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One small step for the man, that's one small
step for the man, that's one small step...
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That's...
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One small step for the man... one small...
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That's one small step for man, one giant...
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Aargghh!! Oh, shit!
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Neil Armstrong, look out!
Another quote for the ages.
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Man shut your face and help me up!
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- Easy now, come on. Come on!
- Okay, I got this...
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- Go!
- No-no-no-no-no, stay, stay!
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Okay, and... and... got it.
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- Try not to get hurt, huh?
- Okay.
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Thanks, man.
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Hey! What am I supposed to do now?
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Why don't you go and set that flag
up over there by the rocks... whatever.
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- We go live in 15 minutes.
- Oh!
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Okay. No problem. I can do that.
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There you are,
flag-getty flag, and...
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and... Oh, oh, God,
these pants are tight!
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Okay.
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This one... in here...
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Okay.
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NO!!
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Oh, God!
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No!
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What the... fuck!
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Mission Control I can confirm
vast quantities of Helium-3.
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- The readings are even stronger this way.
- What? You're breaking up...
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Please be advised, you may
be nearing a radio shadow...
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Adjust communica... freq...
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- No fucking way!
- One...
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Hey Sand, what you doing with that thing
hopping around over there?
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Look, I thought you were supposed
to be taking some photos of me?
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- Washington, have you got a visual on...
- What was that, Houston?
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- Hey Washington, it's Helium-3.
- What?
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It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here! Hey,
there's something over here you need to see.
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No, Sanders! SANDERS!!
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San... Ohh!
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Oh, God!
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Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch.
I need to get the hell out of here!!
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I must be tripping...
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Sieg Heil, Moon Youth Unterführerin
Renate Richter!
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Heil Hitler!
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Boys and girls, please sit down.
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Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?
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Miss Richter, it's the 65th birthday
of the Moon Führer so we should say
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Heil Kortzfleisch!
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You're such an exemplary boy.
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Today, we'll start with
the most unpatriotic language.
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It's the language we need to know
when we return to those...
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who need our help.
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In English, now.
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Where are we from?
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- Siegfried.
- The Earth.
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Yes, more specifically?
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- Gertruda?
- Germany!
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And when did we leave?
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- Brunhilda.
- 1945.
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- And where did we go?
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
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Brilliant.
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So...
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- Who is this?
- Capitalists!
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- And this!
- Bolsheviks.
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- And all the rest?
- Untermenchen!
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And, meine Lieblinge...
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what do we say when we return to Earth?
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And those poor, starving children...
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those uneducated, unloved...
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unclothed rebels...
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as they put us, the Master Race.
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When we step off our ship...
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bearing our love...
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our wisdom, our kindness...
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Again, meine Lieblinge,
what do we say?
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We come in peace!
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Attention! The National Anthem.
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- Heil Hitler!
- Hitler...
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What is that, Mr. Adler?
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A spy from the Earth.
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I captured him myself. He seems to
be the leader of the shock troops.
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Mr. Adler, is this... is this a joke?
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I'll be damned, shit!
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What the hell are you?
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Brother, man you better recognize?
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What, last name Washington,
first name James?
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I mean, anybody? Anybody?
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What, don't you watch the news? Agh!
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What do you mean, What the hell am I?
Man, what the hell are you?
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I mean, look at you, man
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looking like a Mardi Gras parade reject.
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Who you supposed to be anyway?
Ah, Prince Harry?
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Ow!
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Mr. Adler? Mr. Adler!
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You speak English.
What did he say?
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Hey, what does a brother have to do
to get a drink around here?
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I'm like Serengeti-dry within this beast!
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The Great Dictator by Charlie Chaplin.
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It is one of the world famous short films,
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which illustrates, in just ten minutes, his wish
that one day, the entire world would be held
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in the Great Führer's
wise and gentle hands.
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- Any questions?
- I have a question...
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My sweetheart.
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Mr. Adler!
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In my classroom we adhere to a strictly
formal manner of addressing one another.
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To what do we owe
the hon our of this visit?
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Mr. Nachrichtenübermittlungsoberführer
Adler?
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We captured an earthling.
Your expertise is required.
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- What's up today in the canteen?
- I heard, Sauerkraut.
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- Again!
- Hey!
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- Please say that's not true.
- Hey!
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- Three times a week we eat Führer Sauerkraut?
- Sauerkraut, right?
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No-no-no, no, no.
I love me some Sauerkraut!
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Yeah...
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Yeah... and, um... kindergarten!
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Man, LOVE kindergarten.
I mean, mastered in it, actually.
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And-and-and... Volkswagen!
Huh? Fahrvergnügen! Hey!
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German words, right?
You know, this is it.
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Where I come from, we speak German,
too. You know what I'm saying...
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Oh! Damn, you will be sorry
you did that, white boy!
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Capture him!
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No! Capture him!
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Don't shoot!
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- The fugitive is a male negro
- Oh, shit!
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Unarmed, but possibly angry.
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What does he look like?
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Where does he come from?
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What is he wearing?
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How do I look?
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Like they say in English...
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You are a knockout!
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How do I get out of here?
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Thanks lady. Have a nice day.
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No, Mr. Untermensch.
That is the... airlock. NO!!
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You... you might want to... cover up a bit.
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All good?
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Klaus! Don't shoot.
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- We need him for tests...
- No, no, no. I wouldn't do that if I was you.
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Listen to me, listen to me!
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I know a lot of important people!
They're very important people.
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Look, I even know the President of
the United States of America.
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Now, now, if you kill me, then that's
just a really fucked up situation.
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You know the President of the
United States of the Americas?
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- Take him to Dr. Richter's laboratory.
- By your command!
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Thanks homie.
I'll talk to you later, baby.
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Question, what is this apparatus?
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Look, man, how would I know?
I'm just a model.
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- A model what? Citizen?
- No, man, a model model.
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Damn, what's wrong with you two?
You blind or something? Shit.
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I'm pretty.
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Are you part of the shock troops
before the invasion?
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Invasion?
Man, you all must be tripping.
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What is your mission?!
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Look, dude, I just follow the pay check,
you know what I'm saying?
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- What is this device?
- Oh, that's my kick-ass cell phone...
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- and a computer.
- What? Umph!
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That is not a computer.
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This is a computer.
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No, man! 'Das'...
ancient history, homie.
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Dumb negro.
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He talks nonsense.
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It might be a dialect.
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Probable reason is the skin colour.
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Right.
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His brain structure
is different from us Aryans.
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Let's open up his skull
and measure the brain.
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No. I need to know why he's here.
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You have 24 hours, Doctor.
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Otherwise I have to rely on
an ancient, infallible method.
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Pain.
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Ridiculous.
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Ein Homo terrestris.
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Yeah, yeah I'm with you, bones.
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I mean, Nietzsche over there's
got a attitude problem.
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That boy's got a stick so far
up his ass he doesn't know
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whether or not to shit or turn left.
You know what I'm saying?
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Oh.
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That thang got a cell phone, doc? Doc?
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Oh, shit.
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Man, would you look at this
mad scientist doing all that shit?
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Look at him.
Well, that boy is in a hurry.
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Like Mickey Mouse on crack.
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Boy, you don't stop, do you?
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Okay, Mini-Mengele.
Look man, I don't like the look of this!
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You are not coming here with that, are you?
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Don't try to play dumb with me.
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It was your bad idea to send
those idiots to the Moon.
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- Talk about disaster.
- Um, not to be the contrarian, Madam President
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but I'm pretty sure it was your idea.
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It was my great idea had they succeeded,
now it's your stupid idea. Got it?
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I didn't hire you for your stupid ideas.
I hired you because of your Midas touch.
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And now my approval ratings are in the
toilet and the election is just weeks away.
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You dropped the ball, Vivian. You!
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Now, I need a miracle.
Get me a miracle!
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Actually how was sending
those two astronauts to the Moon
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supposed to get me re-elected?
Exactly?
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We haven't been to the Moon for 50 years.
One of them was black.
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- Thought it would look good.
- Look good how?
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Like I said, one of them was black.
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Just think of the opportunity we wasted years
ago with that errand boy, Powell? Alan Powell?
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- Colin Powell.
- That was close.
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- And where are you going?
- The UN, to do my job.
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And what am I supposed to do?
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You look so weary, Madam President.
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All right, okay.
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Here I come, you bitches!
You bitchy BITCHES!!
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- Mr. Adler!
- Klaus, please.
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- May I?
- Of course.
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I've come to discuss our legal union.
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- Is that a marriage proposal?
- There's no need for marriage.
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I received confirmation from
the Department of Racial Purity.
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Our genetic match is 97%.
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Oh, how romantic.
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Science demands us to unite physically.
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It's our destiny to produce
perfect offspring for the people.
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And... what about my scientific research?
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One day, Renate...
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All this will be ours.
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But first, I must conquer the Earth.
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Wolfgang, the old fart,
stands in my way.
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In the way of final victory.
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The two of us will take on
an enormous responsibility.
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Your place, Renate, is by my side.
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I feel honoured.
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Renate.
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Let us march together.
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Let me nestle in your eagle's nest.
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The flag on high!
Eyes tightly closed!
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Mr. Adler...
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Klaus...
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Here.
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This is what you should research.
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I made a dog-ear on page 65.
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Thank you.
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National Socialist manual
for sexual intercourse
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GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG CONSTRUCTION SITE
Gentlemen! The Warship Götterdämmerung.
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Our miracle weapon that has been
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under development for 40 years.
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The dream of our... legendary Führer.
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But, unfortunately, only a dream,
until now.
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Please, Doctor.
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Watch this!
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This tiny device, gentlemen
258
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has over a thousand times more computing
power than our biggest computers together.
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I engineered this cable to connect
this machine with our main computer.
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I call this Universal
Systematic Binding,
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USB for short.
262
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This will lift it into the air.
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00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:51,120
At last, gentlemen,
the Götterdämmerung will fly!
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Yes.
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You saw it!
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00:26:47,380 --> 00:26:49,590
You saw it with your own eyes!
268
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,610
Please, my Führer, let
me return to the Earth.
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Let me get more of these devices.
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No one has ever returned
from such flight.
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I will return again.
272
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:08,610
We don't have a choice if we want
to execute the Earth invasion.
273
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,300
Are you willing
to work with the Führer
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00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:23,960
stand behind the Wehrmacht,
275
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in the name of the fatherland!
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00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:34,020
Thank you.
Thought my ears were gonna bleed.
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00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,210
You're welcome.
278
00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:52,430
May I... ask what your name is?
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Washington. James Washington.
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- What's yours?
- Renate Richter.
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It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington.
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James Washington.
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- I'm Earthologist.
- I'm sorry, a... a what?
284
00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:12,910
An expert on the planet Earth.
285
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,120
Great. Never heard that
line of work before.
286
00:28:16,410 --> 00:28:17,860
Oh, it is very important.
287
00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:19,590
Oh, I am sure it is.
288
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:22,860
Tell me something,
Miss um... Earthologist...
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00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:24,570
you ever been to Earth?
290
00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:26,700
No.
291
00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:29,600
But we have sent some
Reichsflugscheiben.
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Spacecraft.
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00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,900
It is a very dangerous mission.
294
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,730
Nobody has ever returned.
295
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,940
How do you survive in that squatter?
296
00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:47,990
In that...?
Oh, oh, you asking me what my job is.
297
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,990
Well... I'm a model.
298
00:28:52,650 --> 00:28:54,420
A model of what exactly?
299
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:57,290
Why do you people keep asking me
that question? Look...
300
00:28:57,620 --> 00:28:59,300
I am a model. Okay, sister?
301
00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:03,130
I smile, I show my six pack,
people take pictures of me. Period.
302
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:08,200
- Why would they take pictures of you?
- Because I'm HOT, damn it!
303
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,770
I mean, what, you think I'm hot, right?
304
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,360
Right?
305
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,100
I have no idea what your temperature is.
306
00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:29,930
What's wrong with your skin?
307
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:35,080
Come on now, please. I mean,
you have met a brother before, right?
308
00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:41,070
- No, I'm the only child.
- No, no-no-no, I didn't mean like that. I meant...
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00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:42,420
a black man.
310
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,830
No... and this continues to confuse me,
because...
311
00:29:47,510 --> 00:29:50,120
you are much blacker than
when I first encountered you.
312
00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:54,070
Okay girl, look.
Either I'm black or you're blind.
313
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,840
Look, what is going to happen to me?
314
00:29:58,110 --> 00:30:01,190
I mean, what's with this-this-this-this
guy that keeps sticking needles in me?
315
00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:04,490
- And what about that other angry dude?
- My father's sticking needles into you?
316
00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:06,740
That freaking scientist guy?
That's your dad?
317
00:30:08,490 --> 00:30:10,410
And what about, you know... RRRRR!
318
00:30:12,070 --> 00:30:14,000
Mr. Nachrichtenübermittlungsoberführer
Adler?
319
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,500
- I'm sorry, what?
- Klaus Adler.
320
00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:20,510
He's going to be... the next Führer.
321
00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:23,870
And my husband.
322
00:30:25,970 --> 00:30:28,070
What, did you lose a bet or something?
323
00:30:28,430 --> 00:30:32,950
I mean... Hey... look... lucky you.
324
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,370
Well, actually, lucky him.
325
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,920
I shouldn't even be here.
326
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,550
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, you can
not leave me tied up like this.
327
00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:50,910
- Please do me a favour.
- What?
328
00:30:50,990 --> 00:30:53,180
- Play a Nazi.
- Well, if I don't?
329
00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:58,600
- They will eliminate you.
- Oh, great.
330
00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:01,420
No!
331
00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:02,350
Hey, look...
332
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,940
Is there a different radio station?!
333
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:10,850
Looks good.
334
00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:17,780
This will solve our little problem.
335
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,550
I'm coming.
336
00:31:26,730 --> 00:31:28,960
Looks very good!
337
00:31:30,510 --> 00:31:33,210
And now we just...
338
00:31:44,390 --> 00:31:46,060
Why don't you take me with you?
339
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,430
Don't worry, darling.
340
00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:51,020
After I've completed my mission,
I'll come and get you.
341
00:31:51,650 --> 00:31:54,610
That's not what I mean.
I study the Earth!
342
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,490
I know everything about it.
You need me.
343
00:31:58,570 --> 00:32:03,040
You sweet little thing,
where do you get all those crazy ideas?
344
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,820
From... from books, mostly.
345
00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:09,120
Sometimes from films.
346
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,050
I shall return as a hero.
347
00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:47,660
- Heil Hitler!
- Heil Kortzfleisch!
348
00:32:47,740 --> 00:32:51,180
- Won't you ever learn?
- But of course, my Führer.
349
00:32:52,530 --> 00:32:55,170
We have one more ace up our sleeve.
350
00:32:59,790 --> 00:33:01,210
Show him what we have.
351
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,070
Voila, gentlemen!
352
00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,040
Doctor.
353
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,740
Watch closely, gentlemen.
354
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,880
Heil!
355
00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:33,850
Stand up, you fool.
356
00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:40,320
Sieg Heil!
357
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:54,830
With the prisoner now being one of us,
we will go down to Earth.
358
00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:57,940
He will help us to find
more telephone computers.
359
00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:02,340
We return, and get the
Götterdämmerung flying.
360
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:09,630
Oberführer Adler, I hope you've
discussed my return to the Earth.
361
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:16,620
- This is the order, yes.
- The Reich trusts you.
362
00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:20,780
Thank you, Doctor.
363
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,700
- Take care of your daughter for me.
- Yes.
364
00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:37,520
Sieg Heil!
365
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,470
See you in Valhalla.
366
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:48,420
- You smell that?
- No. We don't have time to waste.
367
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:51,570
Take me to that President of yours.
368
00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:54,610
What? The President?
369
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:58,980
Come on man, I thought you want me to
take you to the Mac store or something.
370
00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:07,890
You said that you would know the President
of these United States of the Americas.
371
00:36:07,970 --> 00:36:10,130
Right, of course.
372
00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:12,780
That President.
373
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:23,260
May I meet this President too?
374
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:26,470
Renate! What are you doing here?
375
00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:31,150
Hey! Miss Richter!
Welcome to my planet.
376
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:35,480
This is not the place for the mother
of the children of the future Führer.
377
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,790
And definitely
not the place for a woman.
378
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,950
My place is by my man.
379
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:54,280
- Get the hell outta my property.
- You better get outta here.
380
00:36:57,770 --> 00:36:58,950
Run for it!
381
00:37:24,770 --> 00:37:26,250
Stop the vehicle.
382
00:37:38,170 --> 00:37:39,420
Change of plans.
383
00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:41,470
We walk.
384
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,120
Sounds good, my man.
385
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,610
Ah! A small bus.
386
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,686
Wait-wait. Wait-wait-wait-wait.
You don't...
387
00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:16,500
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa...
Now hold on there, Boss man
388
00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:19,940
That may not be the sharpest move.
Look, look, I'll tell you what.
389
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:24,930
Let me go talk to those guys, all right?
They know me, you know, I'm one of them.
390
00:38:25,150 --> 00:38:26,150
Are you with me?
391
00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:31,300
Yeah, now, now you're talking.
All right...
392
00:38:31,990 --> 00:38:32,990
Now...
393
00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:39,040
Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wassup? Huh?
394
00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:42,720
- Doesn't he know?
- No. He'll be thrilled.
395
00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:46,666
We got a little mix-up in here, huh? Seriously man,
you don't know how good it is to see you all, man.
396
00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:48,936
- Looks like little Africa part in this piece...
- Thank you.
397
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,480
Come on, people, you all know me, huh?
I know you do!
398
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:54,700
- Washington!
- I mean...
399
00:38:57,150 --> 00:38:57,950
That...
400
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,260
That ain't one of y'all's, is it? Because I... Um,
look, man, you ain't got to bring this shit out.
401
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:06,600
Man, this all good. Look, I'm a peace-loving
brother, man... fuck it, man! Go! Go!
402
00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:14,930
Are you all right?
403
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,090
Do I fucking look all right to you,
miss crazy fucking Nazi?
404
00:39:18,210 --> 00:39:21,550
Ah... I mean... I mean
what the hell just happened?
405
00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:25,110
You know... Okay, I may not be wearing
the right colours, but I mean... Geez!
406
00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:27,680
A-and then they started
calling me white-y!
407
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:30,780
I mean, why in the fuck would
they be calling me white-y?
408
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:41,100
Oh, no mother-F'in' WAY!!
409
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,700
No, no, no!
410
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,700
Oh...
411
00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:50,800
What did you sick
sons-of-bitches do to me?
412
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,550
- I should've told you - What?
- That I look like a fucking polar bear?
413
00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:55,740
I don't...
414
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:59,510
You know what? You two really, Really know,
how to fuck up a guy's Christmas!
415
00:39:59,590 --> 00:40:03,100
Quiet, YOU FOOL!!
Now what is wrong with you!
416
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:06,510
We made you Aryan,
you are one of us now.
417
00:40:06,590 --> 00:40:09,230
- You should be thanking us
- Thanking you?
418
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:13,250
What I should have done is let those
brothers come here with their size 15s
419
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,220
and put their foot so far up your ass that you
can taste their toe nails for 2 fucking weeks.
420
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:18,620
Klaus!
421
00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:25,880
Bring me to your leader
422
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,210
James... Washington.
423
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:34,900
Yeah... yeah. You got it!
424
00:40:40,650 --> 00:40:42,400
NO!!
425
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,760
I am telling you once again...
426
00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:50,770
One moment we receive confirmation
427
00:40:50,890 --> 00:40:53,680
that the ship has landed
successfully on the Moon
428
00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:56,520
then next, all communication stopped.
429
00:40:56,910 --> 00:41:00,630
- As though it'd simply vanished.
- Or you're hiding something from us?
430
00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:04,060
Yeah, we are hiding something on
the dark side of the Moon.
431
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:11,770
I still find it very difficult to believe
that the entire purpose of the mission
432
00:41:11,850 --> 00:41:16,010
was to promote your
President's re-election.
433
00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:18,780
Well believe what you like,
we had mere senators
434
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:23,300
spend hundreds of millions on campaigns
to get elected to dog-shit-posts.
435
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,910
But Mr. Secretary, the expenses
involved this time only make sense
436
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:29,380
if there was a military purpose.
437
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:31,520
Okay, lets get this clear.
438
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:36,560
The United States has no
military activity on the Moon.
439
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:39,140
What about natural resources activity?
440
00:41:39,370 --> 00:41:42,350
We know how the US sometimes
mixes them two up.
441
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,540
Is there any chance that you are
looking for Helium 3 up there?
442
00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:50,480
Helium... 3... What...?
You just made that up didn't you?
443
00:41:52,290 --> 00:41:53,650
That's so silly.
444
00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:16,670
I assume these are
just preliminary ideas?
445
00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:20,790
Sir... we have a very
small delivery window.
446
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:22,280
- Sir?
- Yes, sir.
447
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,740
Ma'am, and... this is all.
448
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:41,580
Anyone who is not the head
of a department... should leave
449
00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:52,420
You Idiots!
450
00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:57,570
You morons!
That's an insult to morons.
451
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:01,400
What is this Shit?!
452
00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:09,060
I have a meeting with the President
of the United Fucking States of America
453
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:10,910
tomorrow fucking morning,
454
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,400
not the President of fucking Zambia!
455
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,510
Not the President of the
fucking Janitor's Union!
456
00:43:18,130 --> 00:43:20,410
But the President
of the fucking country
457
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,010
in which we just happen to all live
above the fucking third world!
458
00:43:24,090 --> 00:43:26,510
You pieces of hellacious SHIT!!
459
00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:33,330
What am I suppose to tell her?
460
00:43:36,610 --> 00:43:40,780
That my employees...
are not intelligent enough
461
00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:44,400
to be fucking morons?
462
00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:47,540
That's beautiful.
463
00:43:54,970 --> 00:43:58,310
I am stepping out to buy a knife.
464
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,910
And when I step back in,
I expect to hear something...
465
00:44:03,610 --> 00:44:05,780
that is going to get me more happy
466
00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:07,740
than a spot orgasm.
467
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:13,370
Or I will stab you all to death,
468
00:44:15,910 --> 00:44:17,790
with my new knife.
469
00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:22,290
I'm not kidding.
470
00:44:33,390 --> 00:44:36,150
Hey, what the fuck? Excuse me.
471
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:39,270
Get your fuckin' hands off me,
you mother...
472
00:44:39,370 --> 00:44:40,800
Get your hands off me.
473
00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:42,546
- You can believe it, is she your boss?
- Just be quiet.
474
00:44:42,570 --> 00:44:43,890
Yeah, she's the big cheese.
475
00:44:43,970 --> 00:44:46,630
- And she knows the President?
- Oh yeah, yeah. They're real tight.
476
00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:48,870
- No!
- God!
477
00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:50,116
Get me out of here,
you motherfucker!
478
00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:51,580
You don't fuck with everyone...
479
00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:53,580
- I'll send you...
- Oh, come on.
480
00:44:55,190 --> 00:44:59,550
You fucking animal.
Do you know who I am? Huh? Do you?
481
00:44:59,770 --> 00:45:03,150
You just kidnapped the wrong woman.
The wrong fucking woman.
482
00:45:03,390 --> 00:45:08,600
Oh, yeah. I hope your having a good time.
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
483
00:45:20,310 --> 00:45:22,110
Excellent.
484
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:24,370
My turn.
485
00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:28,430
I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th
Reich. We are based on the Moon.
486
00:45:29,070 --> 00:45:32,720
I'm told you know the President of
these United States of the Americas.
487
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,380
You will take us to that President,
because...
488
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:38,880
- I have a very special present for him.
- Him?
489
00:45:39,490 --> 00:45:42,330
Well, he'll loved that.
He just loves presents.
490
00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:44,380
As soon as my mission is accomplished.
491
00:45:44,460 --> 00:45:47,840
The Nazi invading forces will be
called in under my directions
492
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,220
and we will end the good times
for the bad people.
493
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:53,190
And just how do you propose to do that?
494
00:45:54,470 --> 00:45:57,340
- We'll simply eliminate them.
- What?
495
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,870
- Sorry, that is not what we are told.
- Renate, I don't think that you...
496
00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,670
Yeah. Why not?
497
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,050
Why don't you tell this
fraulein why we're here.
498
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,650
Just like you keep
telling your pupils, hmm?
499
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,440
I would love to do that.
500
00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:21,320
You see...
501
00:46:21,690 --> 00:46:25,160
the National Socialist Party is
the people's party, nothing more.
502
00:46:25,890 --> 00:46:31,280
We wish to return to Earth with
our message of peace and unity,
503
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,160
love through virtue
504
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,390
and kindness, for example.
505
00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:41,440
We are healthy, in mind and body.
506
00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:45,990
Our spirits are brave and true.
507
00:46:46,210 --> 00:46:51,430
And we achieve because we are strong,
and disciplined in our cause.
508
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:55,230
There's simply no belief
that can match ours.
509
00:46:55,900 --> 00:47:01,400
Because peace and unity is the gift
we bring to all mankind.
510
00:47:03,410 --> 00:47:07,450
- What you and all earthlings need to know is that...
- Yeah, yeah. I get it, Hedwig.
511
00:47:10,730 --> 00:47:12,210
This is good.
512
00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:15,720
This is gonna work.
513
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,790
You, I need.
514
00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:23,430
And you...
515
00:47:24,130 --> 00:47:26,130
I want.
516
00:47:26,430 --> 00:47:30,240
All right,
let's go meet the President.
517
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,490
Madam President...
518
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,370
Here is the miracle you asked for.
519
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,970
- Who is this man?
- He will lead the campaign troops.
520
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,320
Renate, please...
521
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,410
This is very simple.
522
00:48:41,010 --> 00:48:42,710
The world is sick...
523
00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:46,110
but we are the doctors.
524
00:48:46,550 --> 00:48:50,920
The world is anemic,
and we are the vitamin.
525
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,620
The world is weary,
but we are the strength.
526
00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:58,830
We are here to make the world
healthy once again.
527
00:48:59,030 --> 00:49:00,900
With hard work...
528
00:49:01,370 --> 00:49:05,900
with honesty, with clarity, with decency.
529
00:49:07,130 --> 00:49:14,840
We are the product of loving
mothers and brave fathers.
530
00:49:15,610 --> 00:49:21,050
We are the embodiment
of love and bravery.
531
00:49:21,350 --> 00:49:26,950
We are the gift
of both God and science.
532
00:49:27,350 --> 00:49:30,960
We are the answer to the question.
533
00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:36,260
We are the promise
delivered to all mankind.
534
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:41,270
For that we raise our hand,
to one nation.
535
00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,770
We step to the beat of one drum.
536
00:49:43,970 --> 00:49:46,716
- We march to the beat of one heart.
- Painted as this, so all the citizens...
537
00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:48,170
got roof of this world.
538
00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:52,050
We are the people who carry
the children on our shoulders.
539
00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:57,280
In the same way that our fathers carried us
and their fathers carried them.
540
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:01,690
We are the one people,
united and strong.
541
00:50:01,890 --> 00:50:07,490
We are the one people with certainty.
Moral certainty.
542
00:50:07,570 --> 00:50:11,960
We are invincible
and we have no fear.
543
00:50:13,490 --> 00:50:19,030
Because the truth...
makes us... ONES!!
544
00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:14,020
Only one day is left,
545
00:51:14,310 --> 00:51:17,210
only one day...
546
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,930
we are leaving the others,
547
00:51:25,910 --> 00:51:27,820
we're going away.
548
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:44,110
Today we all steal,
animals we are,
549
00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:47,320
possession is lost.
550
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:59,920
Our souls are from the wild
551
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,130
and wings to reach the sky.
552
00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:06,180
Let the sun fall into the ocean,
553
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:09,670
let the Earth erupt in flames.
554
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,350
It is enough to have the
strength and knowledge
555
00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:18,520
to raise our Dream Machines
into the sky.
556
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,610
Let them sleep who do not know.
557
00:52:24,740 --> 00:52:28,370
The last day is here.
The very last.
558
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,160
And we leave at dawn.
559
00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:35,750
My Führer.
560
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,590
It's time.
561
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:52,010
The traitor Adler will get a surprise.
562
00:53:02,590 --> 00:53:07,480
To universe, to the stars we go.
563
00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:32,890
Sending machines up to the sky.
564
00:53:33,610 --> 00:53:38,680
And leave behind those
who don't know of the final day.
565
00:53:39,390 --> 00:53:42,840
We leave in sleep those who don't know.
566
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:47,690
We are driven by the B-machine,
567
00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:54,030
breaking at dawn on B-machine.
568
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,920
Wild B-machine... that never stops.
569
00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:12,890
Machines we are sending
to the skies.
570
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,840
Above us all,
571
00:54:15,010 --> 00:54:20,350
And leave behind those who
do not know of the final day.
572
00:54:20,510 --> 00:54:26,350
We leave in sleep those who
do not know and we leave at dawn.
573
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:32,580
We're driven by the
B-machine that never stops...
574
00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:41,250
Hey! The Moon Nazis are coming. What's
wrong with you people, can't you see?
575
00:54:41,330 --> 00:54:43,280
Look, I've been there. I'm telling you.
576
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:47,320
They got this whole Moon base, they got
this whole like space thing goin' on,
577
00:54:47,390 --> 00:54:48,320
and they comin' to take over.
578
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:52,030
Oh, you never listen to this, right?
Listen now, cuz they coming, they coming.
579
00:54:52,110 --> 00:54:56,060
They coming to get us all.
Why ain't you guys listening to me?
580
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,360
- Washington!
- I mean...
581
00:55:00,070 --> 00:55:01,180
Renate.
582
00:55:01,930 --> 00:55:04,350
Washington. James Washington.
583
00:55:04,430 --> 00:55:06,370
- I'm so glad to see you alive.
- Is that you?
584
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,440
Yeah!
585
00:55:07,650 --> 00:55:09,700
Look, I got one.
This the bitch that made me...
586
00:55:09,770 --> 00:55:11,256
- white as a fuckin' snowflake.
- Let me go.
587
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,200
Come on people, HELP ME!! Uh!
588
00:55:23,740 --> 00:55:25,640
Help me!
589
00:55:26,570 --> 00:55:29,410
I saved your life!
590
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:37,120
So, you are a formerly dead, black model...
591
00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:40,710
who's now suddenly a living white hobo...
592
00:55:41,330 --> 00:55:45,130
after spending a weekend
on the Moon. Is that correct?
593
00:55:45,430 --> 00:55:48,430
- Yes, that's correct.
- Huh. So I was listening.
594
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:55,340
And, ah... you, are Neil Armstrong after
the sex change operation. Is that correct?
595
00:55:55,670 --> 00:55:58,980
No, that is not correct.
You were not listening at all.
596
00:55:59,540 --> 00:56:02,050
My name is Richter. Renate Richter.
597
00:56:02,130 --> 00:56:07,250
And I tried to save this man's life and I
think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful.
598
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:12,290
Okay. Ask Miss Moon-Nazi here, was I,
or was I not, on the Dark Side of the Moon.
599
00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:22,820
Okay. So his question for you is: was he,
or was he not, on the Dark side of the Moon?
600
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:28,960
Yes, Mr. Washington, James Washington
was on the Dark Side of the Moon.
601
00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:31,380
There. What did I tell you?
602
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:36,180
I'm black, but now I'm white. I went to the
Dark Side of the Moon, but now I'm back.
603
00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:38,880
And the Nazis...
are coming to kill us all.
604
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:43,490
And you guys are going to be so sorry
that you didn't listened to me!
605
00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:52,100
Mr. Washington James.
Why are you so upset and so angry?
606
00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:55,310
- Get lost.
- But I do not understand.
607
00:56:55,390 --> 00:56:57,500
I mean, we made you white.
608
00:56:57,990 --> 00:57:01,550
We taught you the National Socialist
message about peace and unity.
609
00:57:01,630 --> 00:57:04,810
You people have robbed me of everything.
610
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,810
My-my race, my identity, my career.
611
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,500
And I'm beginning to think my flipping
mind too. I mean just everything.
612
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,620
Do you know this?
613
00:57:15,990 --> 00:57:16,990
Yes.
614
00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:20,720
Wunderbar. Come on.
615
00:57:21,420 --> 00:57:24,930
Come on in. I will explain it to you.
Then you will understand.
616
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:31,140
You are one strange broad.
I will give you that.
617
00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:33,820
Oh, you know you're buying popcorn, right?
618
00:57:40,270 --> 00:57:42,450
Man, that was bullshit.
619
00:57:50,210 --> 00:57:51,760
It was...
620
00:57:52,850 --> 00:57:57,470
- It was so long.
- Yeah. They could a edited it down a bit.
621
00:57:59,030 --> 00:58:00,970
He was mocking the Führer.
622
00:58:01,410 --> 00:58:04,520
I'm getting a sense there's a lot
about Nazis you don't know.
623
00:58:05,470 --> 00:58:07,100
But I am a Nazi.
624
00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:09,570
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know,
I mean... but you're not like...
625
00:58:09,770 --> 00:58:14,450
Well, I mean, you're not like... well,
like them. A bunch of stupid bullies.
626
00:58:15,740 --> 00:58:18,880
No, I'm sure, they're good boys.
627
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,100
And loyal to the Reich,
and their mothers.
628
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,390
Look, they are wearing the symbol of love.
629
00:58:24,870 --> 00:58:26,580
- The swastika?
- Yeah.
630
00:58:27,290 --> 00:58:29,290
Never heard it called that before.
631
00:58:29,490 --> 00:58:32,700
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no, no. You just...
632
00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:39,500
Good evening, boys.
633
00:58:39,570 --> 00:58:43,410
What we got here, blond hair,
blue eyes and nice rack.
634
00:58:43,510 --> 00:58:45,900
Even Hitler would get a hard-on.
635
00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:50,040
Look, I got this. Look, guys,
we don't want any trouble, all right.
636
00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:52,096
- We're just gonna hit the road, all right.
- Why don't you hit the road, hobo.
637
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,596
Look, I got the funniest story to tell you,
all right. You're not gonna believe this..
638
00:58:54,620 --> 00:58:56,320
Stop that, that is enough.
639
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:03,950
Oh, God!
640
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:16,450
Boom!
641
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:18,900
Damn, Renate.
642
00:59:21,010 --> 00:59:23,200
Is that what you teach
in Eartology classes?
643
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:30,480
Earthologie...
644
00:59:32,060 --> 00:59:34,430
I'm not an Earthologist.
645
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,960
I don't know anything about Earth.
646
00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:43,650
I have to talk to Klaus.
647
00:59:49,690 --> 00:59:52,410
Yeah... That's what I thought.
648
00:59:52,870 --> 00:59:54,330
Hey Renate, wait up!
649
00:59:54,660 --> 00:59:56,680
What she needs is a good war.
650
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,180
A war always make the President popular.
651
01:00:00,990 --> 01:00:04,890
Well, I might be able
to help her out there.
652
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,490
How do you mean?
653
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,620
One word from me, and the
invasion from the Moon begins.
654
01:00:17,630 --> 01:00:20,700
- You never break character do you?
- No.
655
01:00:22,310 --> 01:00:24,010
I can never be broken.
656
01:00:25,060 --> 01:00:27,910
- You smell so good.
- The time has come.
657
01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:32,640
I show you my plans.
658
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,290
Come back here.
659
01:00:43,630 --> 01:00:47,440
Look, look.
I've mapped out some things.
660
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,740
Oh, big fella.
All work and no play?
661
01:00:57,170 --> 01:01:00,760
Now listen, do you think
if I asphyxiate the President...
662
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,980
will the troops stand align with us?
663
01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:06,200
Because...
664
01:01:06,270 --> 01:01:09,050
that's when I will order
the Moon invasion.
665
01:01:09,130 --> 01:01:12,160
It will be choir less bloodshed.
666
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,960
Elimin... eliminating the Moon Führer,
of course.
667
01:01:27,670 --> 01:01:31,170
Klaus... Adler...
668
01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:42,360
Heil Hitler!
669
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,850
The name's not Hitler!
670
01:01:47,230 --> 01:01:52,390
Um... so, Klaus, is the clown joining us?
671
01:01:53,860 --> 01:01:55,570
What, did you all buy tickets?
672
01:01:59,590 --> 01:02:02,760
Okay, so, do you want to
introduce me to your friends.
673
01:02:03,810 --> 01:02:07,410
Get your hooks off me you
crystal noob piece-of-shit.
674
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,410
Ow! Aah!
675
01:02:08,490 --> 01:02:10,910
I can make this worth your while.
Just please, let me go.
676
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:15,210
- Do it, Moon Corporal.
- Don't shoot!
677
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:31,920
And you want to eliminate
the Moon Führer.
678
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:40,420
Do you know the penalty
for high treason?
679
01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:51,200
The Siegfried fleet flagship
Tannhauser speaking.
680
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:55,070
We have reached the orbit and
are ready to launch the Valkyries.
681
01:02:56,830 --> 01:03:00,210
Warship Heinrich ready for attack.
682
01:03:00,290 --> 01:03:01,720
Warship Biterolf ready to attack.
683
01:03:09,740 --> 01:03:11,230
The fleet is ready, my Führer.
684
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:12,900
Excellent.
685
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,500
Tell them to wait for my return.
686
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:22,630
We shall then begin
the Meteorblitzkrieg.
687
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:27,250
We'll wipe all these sub-humans...
688
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,790
off the Earth map.
689
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,680
KLAUS!!
690
01:03:43,110 --> 01:03:47,010
I need to tell you that I have
nothing to do with you or your plans.
691
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:49,310
You Nazi piece-of-shit.
692
01:03:50,830 --> 01:03:51,830
Oh, well.
693
01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:55,170
A blessing in disguise.
694
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:58,970
Now I can kill all the enemies
of the Reich in one stroke.
695
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:05,230
Farewell, puppet Führer.
696
01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:44,620
He fell for the old
one last blow job offer.
697
01:04:47,070 --> 01:04:49,470
God, Nazis are stupid.
698
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,870
I commend you on your marksmanship.
699
01:04:57,980 --> 01:05:02,890
Shame. She was such a nice girl.
Just have to kill her later.
700
01:05:04,390 --> 01:05:06,030
So, it was real?
701
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:10,970
- All this time.
- Never doubt a Nazi, schone Frau.
702
01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:21,900
Farwell, fashionista.
703
01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:25,810
I have a planet to conquer!
704
01:05:52,430 --> 01:05:54,210
I'll just...
705
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,390
grab this.
706
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,040
Bye.
707
01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:03,850
Good luck with the rest of your life.
708
01:06:05,550 --> 01:06:08,160
Un... be... fuck in... lievable.
709
01:06:12,690 --> 01:06:15,360
They develop like ordinary women.
But look...
710
01:06:16,980 --> 01:06:19,520
No hair here, nor here.
711
01:06:19,650 --> 01:06:20,880
Like little girls.
712
01:06:20,950 --> 01:06:25,160
And when they do have hair,
it looks like...
713
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:30,040
The moustache of our great Führer.
714
01:06:31,580 --> 01:06:34,020
The pictures kind of turn me on.
715
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,180
Sieg Heil!
716
01:06:46,850 --> 01:06:48,050
Mr. Adler.
717
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,760
Where's the Führer?
718
01:06:52,270 --> 01:06:55,900
The Führer is dead.
Long live the new Führer.
719
01:06:56,290 --> 01:06:58,860
That's me, in case you're wondering.
720
01:07:05,450 --> 01:07:08,540
- Sieg Heil!
- This way.
721
01:07:35,070 --> 01:07:36,780
Heil Hitler.
722
01:07:40,970 --> 01:07:45,420
From now on, of course,
it's Heil Adler.
723
01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:01,840
Time... is the sin.
724
01:08:03,550 --> 01:08:06,340
I'll see you in Valhalla.
725
01:08:50,050 --> 01:08:53,680
At 5:45, we'll start firing back.
726
01:08:53,770 --> 01:08:55,260
Every bomb
727
01:08:55,380 --> 01:08:57,850
will be retaliated.
728
01:08:58,230 --> 01:09:01,770
The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
729
01:09:43,570 --> 01:09:45,760
Moments ago,
New York has come under attack.
730
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:51,260
Witnesses claim to have seen hundreds of UFO's
appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire.
731
01:09:51,870 --> 01:09:55,690
Billy get that. Get that.
Are you getting that?
732
01:09:55,770 --> 01:09:58,330
Kelly, the craft is at
least 60 feet across.
733
01:09:58,410 --> 01:10:02,840
I'm seeing what appears to be weapons of
some-kind dangling down from the bottom.
734
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:07,670
Oh, my God. It's opening fire, it's opening
fire. I'm getting the hell out of here.
735
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:11,420
We have little information but here's
what we know at this time. The attack...
736
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:15,320
- Okay, you see, the thing is, that Klaus is a...
- I know it was your doing.
737
01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:20,710
- It's wonderful.
- It's wonderful?
738
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,790
It's brilliant.
I'm a wartime President now.
739
01:10:23,870 --> 01:10:27,450
All Presidents who start a war in their
first term, always get re-elected.
740
01:10:27,850 --> 01:10:30,250
I thought I was gonna have to
bomb Australia or something.
741
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:34,260
But no, you bring me real...
742
01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:38,360
- Who are these guys anyway?
- Nazis.
743
01:10:39,430 --> 01:10:43,370
- From the Moon.
- Real live Nazis?
744
01:10:43,450 --> 01:10:46,270
Holy shit, this just keeps
getting better and better.
745
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,870
You're a miracle worker, babe.
746
01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:55,280
Ah, they're the only guys we ever actually
managed to beat in a fair fight.
747
01:10:56,230 --> 01:10:58,950
I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt,
only you know I'm not a spastic.
748
01:10:59,740 --> 01:11:01,550
I knew you'd be excited.
749
01:11:02,130 --> 01:11:08,440
So, if you're our Roosevelt, then who's your
um... General Patton, or, you know, MacArthur?
750
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:10,260
Mr. Secretary of Défense.
751
01:11:10,330 --> 01:11:12,560
- Do you have any thoughts on this?
- Send her.
752
01:11:15,940 --> 01:11:18,350
- Me?
- Hey, you're the miracle worker.
753
01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:20,840
Apparently, you dodge bullets, too.
754
01:11:21,770 --> 01:11:23,830
- I wouldn't know..
- What to wear? Huh!
755
01:11:23,910 --> 01:11:25,950
You'll think of something.
You always do.
756
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:28,360
- Madam President...
- Huh?
757
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,340
Ready to face the music?
758
01:11:59,230 --> 01:12:02,940
It's SPACE NAZI's!!
759
01:12:21,150 --> 01:12:23,600
Take us upstate.
We need to go back to the Moon.
760
01:12:23,670 --> 01:12:27,180
No! Whoa, whoa... We? No, no, no. See,
we rhymes with me, and I ain't going.
761
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,670
You don't get it. They have
the Götterdämmerung on the Moon.
762
01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:33,110
I could give a good damn what they have.
I'm not going back to that place. No way!
763
01:12:33,190 --> 01:12:35,076
You want to look like that
for the rest of your life?
764
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:37,080
Oh, great. Now this is my fault.
765
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:43,740
- Let me in...
- I'm no hero, James.
766
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:45,940
I need you.
767
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,540
Oh, my God!
768
01:13:52,950 --> 01:13:55,250
Do you know how to drive this thing?
769
01:13:56,540 --> 01:14:00,320
Well, can't be any different
than playing Wing Commander.
770
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,510
Lets try...
771
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:06,510
All right.
772
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:33,710
I swear we do not have
nothing on the Moon!
773
01:14:33,790 --> 01:14:35,590
- Japan?
- It is not ours.
774
01:14:35,670 --> 01:14:37,390
- China?
- It is not us.
775
01:14:37,590 --> 01:14:39,490
It's bloody well not ours.
776
01:14:39,570 --> 01:14:43,290
- I confess
- Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?
777
01:14:43,490 --> 01:14:45,710
The spaceships are ours.
778
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:51,600
Our beloved leader designed
and build them himself.
779
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:02,710
- What is so funny?
- All right, North Korea. Sit down.
780
01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:20,830
- So it was you, India, I knew that.
- No, no, no, no, no. That is a sign of peace.
781
01:15:20,910 --> 01:15:22,350
This is the sign of peace.
782
01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:24,516
- This is the sign of peace.
- Just cut it out, you morons.
783
01:15:24,540 --> 01:15:29,740
These thugs are Nazis.
And I mean the real... McCoy.
784
01:15:30,140 --> 01:15:32,470
They've been hiding out on the moon
just waiting to pounce.
785
01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:36,950
Now my question is,
what do ya'll plan to do about it?
786
01:15:37,150 --> 01:15:40,350
Cuz we just happen to have a little
something up our own sleeve,
787
01:15:40,550 --> 01:15:43,650
and I'm sure,
they'll be thankful for it.
788
01:15:43,850 --> 01:15:49,860
May I present to you with the Mars
exploration ship, the USS George W. Bush.
789
01:15:54,340 --> 01:15:57,570
Good work, take it
to Officer Tyler please.
790
01:16:00,970 --> 01:16:04,380
Trajectory, what's our status
on the orbit window?
791
01:16:04,650 --> 01:16:07,080
Commander on deck.
792
01:16:18,190 --> 01:16:22,190
The hostile fleet have launched a full scale
aerial attack against the United States.
793
01:16:22,490 --> 01:16:26,960
These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they
are operating fully within the thermosphere.
794
01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:32,600
Each of them carry approximately 200
enemy vessels and are extremely...
795
01:16:33,010 --> 01:16:36,510
Hell hath no fury, Heil Adler.
796
01:16:36,610 --> 01:16:39,990
All right kiddies...
Let's get this show on the road.
797
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:53,320
Vivian, you look great.
How is it going up there?
798
01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:55,530
Madam President, I couldn't be better.
799
01:16:55,630 --> 01:16:58,330
I am packing dozens of mega tons
of nuclear warheads
800
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,810
which I am going to carefully
place up Klaus's kraut ass.
801
01:17:01,890 --> 01:17:05,530
- Just as soon I get him in my sights.
- Carry on. Kick butt.
802
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:08,190
Let 'em see what that baby can do.
803
01:17:18,910 --> 01:17:20,420
That's right.
804
01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:24,260
While you were whinnying about climate
change and human rights and Whales' dicks,
805
01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:26,840
this is what we were doing.
806
01:17:27,070 --> 01:17:29,930
May I present to you
the tomorrow's exploration ship,
807
01:17:30,090 --> 01:17:33,070
the USS George W. Bush.
808
01:17:33,460 --> 01:17:35,770
Mars exploration?
809
01:17:36,730 --> 01:17:38,810
But you have armed it.
810
01:17:39,140 --> 01:17:44,200
We have the right to bear arms,
and besides Mars is a red planet.
811
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:14,210
Working at optimum capacity.
Ammo consumption within tolerance.
812
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:33,130
We're coming under extremely heavy fire. We're
gonna need the reinforcements, right now.
813
01:18:35,970 --> 01:18:37,550
What the hell is the meaning of this?
814
01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:41,580
Good day mates. This is Australian ship,
Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass.
815
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,540
Spitfire reporting in.
816
01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:46,440
Hang in there W.
Canada joining your battle.
817
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:50,050
This is a direct violation of this
nations' space treaty that you all signed,
818
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:51,710
every single one of you.
819
01:18:51,790 --> 01:18:53,700
MIR join in za battle.
820
01:18:54,790 --> 01:18:55,900
Wow!
821
01:18:57,190 --> 01:18:58,230
Bravo.
822
01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:00,690
That is suppose to be destroyed.
823
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:05,480
This is an outrage. You're all
liars, just like my ex ex-husband.
824
01:19:06,380 --> 01:19:10,370
- Calm down lady, calm down.
- Don't you lady me, Pinko.
825
01:19:10,610 --> 01:19:12,910
Okay, who didn't arm their spaceships?
826
01:19:13,730 --> 01:19:17,730
Oh, great, great.
That's just great.
827
01:19:17,810 --> 01:19:20,400
- You all gave me your word.
- But you broke yours.
828
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:22,480
We always break ours,
that's just what we do.
829
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:26,000
Okay fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine.
830
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:29,620
Let's just beat the shit out of these
pricks and uh, talk about the details later.
831
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,950
Heroes of the First Fleet,
832
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,830
continue your attack to the last man...
833
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,500
and remember, you're
fighting for the Reich!
834
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,290
Where the hell they all come from?
835
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:13,590
Prepare an appropriate uniform
for the Führer.
836
01:20:21,270 --> 01:20:24,940
The Fatherland
is calling its children!
837
01:20:25,610 --> 01:20:33,110
This device will complete the
biggest war machine of all times.
838
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:36,280
The Götterdämmerung will fly!
839
01:20:36,450 --> 01:20:38,030
Heil Adler!
840
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,330
This is beautiful.
841
01:21:13,150 --> 01:21:16,810
- Where the hell are we goin'?
- To the Götterdämmerung.
842
01:21:17,470 --> 01:21:19,090
I think Klaus will be there.
843
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,650
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
844
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:28,850
Woo!
845
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,050
What did you think of that,
Heil Adler?
846
01:21:32,550 --> 01:21:34,660
All right, what about this Moon business?
847
01:21:34,740 --> 01:21:38,030
What do you say we head on over
and slap them around a bit.
848
01:21:39,410 --> 01:21:42,390
Klaus baby, I coming to get ya'.
849
01:21:55,010 --> 01:21:56,830
Atten-tion!
850
01:21:58,390 --> 01:22:00,560
Heil adler!
851
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:03,920
Heil!
852
01:22:07,050 --> 01:22:08,050
As you were.
853
01:22:09,850 --> 01:22:10,880
Well?
854
01:22:12,350 --> 01:22:16,180
The Earth fleet will be within
firing range in 20 minutes, my Führer.
855
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:23,990
- Are your troops ready?
- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.
856
01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:39,020
- What the hell is this place?
- This is the Götterdämmerung.
857
01:22:39,100 --> 01:22:40,630
It will liberate the Earth!
858
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,270
Actually...
859
01:22:44,290 --> 01:22:47,380
It's the biggest war machine
ever created by man.
860
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,280
This is the bridge.
That's where I'm going.
861
01:22:56,260 --> 01:22:57,980
I need to find your father, so...
862
01:22:58,410 --> 01:23:01,420
- where you think he at?
- I think you will find him over there.
863
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:05,580
Try to sneak in,
and please paralyze the engines,
864
01:23:06,260 --> 01:23:12,190
- or otherwise the Earth is destroyed.
- Note to self, paralyze engines. Got it.
865
01:23:12,270 --> 01:23:14,410
- Okay.
- Oh. No-no-no-no-no.
866
01:23:14,490 --> 01:23:16,050
- What?
- You be careful.
867
01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:18,230
- I mean, you know, um...
- What?
868
01:23:18,870 --> 01:23:22,200
- Because, well, you like me.
- Right...
869
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:24,900
Oh, come on, a little. I mean...
870
01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:31,950
You like me.
871
01:23:50,090 --> 01:23:53,160
We have a visual on the
Nazi fortress, Commander.
872
01:23:55,590 --> 01:23:58,470
Obvious and overstated as usual,
Klaus.
873
01:24:15,550 --> 01:24:17,280
Woo!
874
01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:18,590
Come on!
875
01:24:18,670 --> 01:24:21,720
Automated targeting reports
hit percentage above 100,
876
01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:23,376
so we're consistently
achieving double kills.
877
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:24,790
Boom, bitches!
878
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:36,200
All right everyone,
let's get those nukes in action.
879
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,570
I'm declaring this fortress
a free-fire-zone.
880
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,026
But Commander, there are woman
and children down there.
881
01:24:40,050 --> 01:24:43,110
The United States of America
does not negotiate with terrorists.
882
01:24:49,910 --> 01:24:52,640
- Prime warheads on secondary armament.
- Roger that.
883
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:54,090
Prepare all available ordinance...
884
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:56,690
- for ground bombardment.
- Fire the fucking nukes!
885
01:24:59,330 --> 01:25:00,930
Nukes away.
886
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,640
Job well done.
887
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,250
Move!
888
01:25:52,140 --> 01:25:55,970
Who dares to disturb me?
Who dares to disturb me!
889
01:25:56,730 --> 01:25:57,840
- Dr. Richter!
- Oh!
890
01:25:58,610 --> 01:26:00,020
How much time do you need?
891
01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:02,740
It will fly, my Führer.
892
01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:05,980
The Götterdämmerung will
fly to the final victory.
893
01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:07,910
Cut the crap. How long?
894
01:26:09,110 --> 01:26:12,510
I would say three months,
give or take a little.
895
01:26:12,870 --> 01:26:14,920
I give you three minutes.
896
01:26:17,030 --> 01:26:20,980
He cut me off. It's not that easy.
Russia wasn't conquered in a day...
897
01:26:21,060 --> 01:26:22,060
Hey quack!
898
01:26:23,310 --> 01:26:24,370
Remember me?
899
01:26:26,490 --> 01:26:29,200
The Moon spook you
turned into a snowflake.
900
01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,720
Start the Helium-3 engines.
901
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:43,380
Now!
902
01:26:46,910 --> 01:26:48,350
Start the engines.
903
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:07,140
Oh shit, it's alive.
904
01:27:36,350 --> 01:27:40,290
He sure must have the smallest
dick in the Universe.
905
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,610
Load the cannons.
906
01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:49,770
Time...
907
01:27:54,210 --> 01:27:56,010
to fuck back.
908
01:28:10,390 --> 01:28:13,910
Everyone, take positions
around this fat phallus
909
01:28:13,980 --> 01:28:16,310
and wait for my command to open fire.
910
01:28:23,970 --> 01:28:26,680
- Offensive run confirmed.
- Let her rip.
911
01:28:34,460 --> 01:28:36,130
Shit!
912
01:28:38,420 --> 01:28:41,040
- Are the cannons ready to fire?
- Yes, my Führer.
913
01:28:41,130 --> 01:28:44,740
But the Earth is below the horizon,
on the other side of the Moon.
914
01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:46,330
We can't shoot.
915
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:49,300
It was a full moon yesterday.
916
01:28:50,170 --> 01:28:52,670
Let's make a brand new horizon.
917
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:54,890
Fire at will.
918
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:52,010
We just get...
919
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:53,140
fucked!
920
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:10,030
Reactivate the systems,
Weapons Unter-Offizier.
921
01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:12,430
Aah!
922
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,030
Damn it!
923
01:30:30,190 --> 01:30:31,720
We shall see...
924
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:37,140
The projectiles of the Götterdämmerung
consist of metallic hydrogen,
925
01:30:37,220 --> 01:30:40,740
whose aggregate state is reached
only under extreme pressure.
926
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:44,720
- It's destructive power has never been tested.
- National anthem for motivation break glass
927
01:30:44,770 --> 01:30:46,940
The effects could be unexpected.
928
01:30:53,450 --> 01:30:55,190
The rocket shells...
929
01:31:09,120 --> 01:31:10,800
There's no song moment now!
930
01:31:13,780 --> 01:31:15,160
It's a false alarm!
931
01:31:20,980 --> 01:31:22,800
Are you all imbeciles?
932
01:31:24,060 --> 01:31:26,090
Go and see what's going on!
933
01:31:26,210 --> 01:31:27,710
On the double!
934
01:31:51,590 --> 01:31:52,590
Renate...
935
01:31:54,030 --> 01:31:55,570
I won't let you do it.
936
01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:58,950
What will you do, hmm?
937
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:00,490
Shoot me?
938
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,510
Good girl...
939
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:24,800
Renate Richter, almost my bride.
940
01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:28,530
You destroyed something beautiful,
something wonderful.
941
01:32:29,230 --> 01:32:32,190
A future world full of Aryan children.
942
01:32:32,740 --> 01:32:34,450
Our aryan children!
943
01:32:37,130 --> 01:32:43,030
But you betrayed me, and you shall...
you shall pay for that.
944
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:46,320
Your beauty for Odin's table...
945
01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:49,170
Klaus! Wait! Let me say something.
946
01:32:49,290 --> 01:32:50,380
Well?
947
01:32:52,780 --> 01:32:53,780
I'm a bit busy.
948
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:54,970
I've always respected you.
949
01:32:55,970 --> 01:32:59,260
As Führer, and as a man.
950
01:33:01,350 --> 01:33:02,560
I've even loved you.
951
01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:05,750
I belong to you.
952
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:07,750
To you.
953
01:33:07,840 --> 01:33:09,580
Nah!
954
01:33:09,650 --> 01:33:11,480
Cute little speech.
955
01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:14,860
But it's too late, my dear.
Goodbye.
956
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:16,820
I understand.
957
01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:17,950
I hail you.
958
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:20,740
My Klaus.
959
01:33:23,330 --> 01:33:25,830
Sieg Heil, my Führer!
960
01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:47,260
- Washington, do you hear me? Washington.
- Renate. Well, is that you?
961
01:33:47,340 --> 01:33:50,460
- You need to shut down the engines.
- I'm working on it.
962
01:35:14,350 --> 01:35:16,050
Holy crap.
963
01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:06,910
Congratulations.
964
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,200
High five.
965
01:36:12,490 --> 01:36:14,900
Well, that was disappointing.
966
01:36:18,550 --> 01:36:19,930
Do you think he suffered?
967
01:36:20,950 --> 01:36:22,030
Even just a little?
968
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:23,730
Vivian, I knew you could do it.
969
01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:27,530
You're foxy and salacious,
all the way. Congratulations.
970
01:36:27,780 --> 01:36:31,920
- What's Helium-3?
- Helium.
971
01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:34,140
Did you say Helium-3?
972
01:36:34,220 --> 01:36:38,630
Yes, there like 15 to 20 giant towers
that appear to be full of the stuff.
973
01:36:39,030 --> 01:36:41,550
- Uh... That's ours.
- It is? Why?
974
01:36:41,790 --> 01:36:45,140
Helium-3 will make the U.S.
independent of all energy needs
975
01:36:45,210 --> 01:36:47,640
- for the next thousand years.
- Oh!
976
01:36:48,230 --> 01:36:49,720
Yes, it's ours!
977
01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:54,270
No, no-no-no-no.
Hear me out. Hear me out.
978
01:36:54,350 --> 01:36:58,050
The Moon is American soil.
Moon flag, star and stripes.
979
01:36:58,130 --> 01:36:59,470
Who beat the Moon Nazis?
980
01:36:59,540 --> 01:37:00,470
We did.
981
01:37:00,550 --> 01:37:03,270
Well, yeah, yeah, all right,
you helped out here and there,
982
01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:04,826
but ultimately it's just like
World War II...
983
01:37:04,850 --> 01:37:05,760
and who won that?
984
01:37:05,830 --> 01:37:06,830
We did.
985
01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:10,640
- You lie!
- You don't believe me?
986
01:37:10,720 --> 01:37:12,950
Watch the movies.
Movies don't lie.
987
01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:16,270
Not the shoes, Jesus!
988
01:37:17,070 --> 01:37:19,670
Vivian, this is the Secretary of Défense.
989
01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:23,350
- Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs.
- But against who?
990
01:37:23,430 --> 01:37:25,680
Against everybody!
991
01:39:04,230 --> 01:39:07,470
Please don't, never again, never again!
992
01:39:07,630 --> 01:39:08,770
Please stop.
993
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:24,870
What was the Earth like?
994
01:39:28,380 --> 01:39:29,460
Different.
995
01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:34,760
When can we fly there?
996
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:38,140
Soon. Soon...
997
01:39:41,870 --> 01:39:42,890
But how?
998
01:39:43,020 --> 01:39:44,060
In peace.
999
01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:51,920
Unfortunately that's
the story of revenge.
1000
01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:53,920
It's messy.
1001
01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:57,480
Never really works out
the way you want it to.
1002
01:39:59,670 --> 01:40:01,630
I feel lonely.
1003
01:40:01,730 --> 01:40:05,260
This is love of God. The eternal
love of God into our hearts,
1004
01:40:05,330 --> 01:40:06,760
or we will burn...
1005
01:40:06,840 --> 01:40:10,940
burn in hell,
burning in eternal damnation.
1006
01:40:11,510 --> 01:40:13,240
Renate!
1007
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:17,850
Washington.
1008
01:40:31,010 --> 01:40:34,240
- You are alive.
- Oh, I know that.
1009
01:40:34,310 --> 01:40:37,540
Shh-shh-shh.
It's okay. It's okay. Shh...
1010
01:40:37,610 --> 01:40:38,710
It's... It's okay.
1011
01:40:46,090 --> 01:40:48,880
And you are the way
you're meant to be.
1012
01:41:01,430 --> 01:41:04,490
Are you aware that you
are kissing a black man?
1013
01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:15,380
I guess you have a lot
of work cut out for you.
1014
01:49:51,330 --> 01:49:53,920
The End
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