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Cardassian disruptor,
Klingon disruptor,
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Romulan disruptor.
why are we throwing out
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so many disruptors?
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Orders from the Grand Nagus.
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No more arms sales.
We're going straight.
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But these are worth a fortune.
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Rom doesn't care.
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He says equality and hospitality
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are more profitable
in the long run.
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I want to be rich now.
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What even is this thing?
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Careful!
That's a Genesis Device!
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No, it isn't.
It's too small.
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It's an updated
portable version.
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These are used
to terraform planets.
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You could have rearranged
our molecules.
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We should rearrange
the captain's molecules
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for leaving so much latinum
on the table.
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We could buy a ship with this.
Maybe even a fleet.
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Gem doesn't care.
He thinks Rom is the next Lonz.
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We're under attack!
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Right on time.
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Move us away from that ship.
Full impulse.
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But, Captain, they could be
looking to trade.
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It's always good business
to know about new customers
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before they walk in your door.
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Ah, ah.
Rule of acquisition 62:
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"The riskier the road,
the greater the profit."
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Come on, get on with it.
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Jeef, you're up to something.
I can smell it.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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You're only here
as a favor to my cousin.
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I never trusted you.
Throw him out the airlock!
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They told me
we would make a profit.
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I knew it!
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They're firing at us!
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Captain's log, stardate 58901..
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The Cerritos has traveled
to Ferenginar.
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The Ferengi leadership is
submitting a formal application
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to begin the process
of joining the Federation...
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an alliance that could benefit
the entire quadrant.
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This may just be a first step,
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but it's still
a historic occasion.
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I hope you've been practicing
your notarizing.
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You are about to witness
the quickest signing
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in Starfleet history.
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These are the Ferengi, Admiral.
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I think we should be
prepared for...
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A cakewalk?
We're not dealing with
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the old Ferenginar anymore.
Rom and Leeta
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have brought
so much progressive change,
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it makes Moab IV inside the dome
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look like Moab IV
outside the dome.
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Well, you-you'd get it
if you'd ever been to Moab IV.
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Respectfully, sir,
the tenth rule of acquisition...
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Whoever's been attacking ships
across the quadrant
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has disrupted
their trade routes.
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Rom is desperate
for Federation resources.
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This is just an application.
We'll be in and out in no time.
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Announcing Grand Nagus Rom
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and First Clerk Leeta.
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Welcome, Grand Nagus.
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I am honored to have you
aboard the Toronto.
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The pleasure is ours, Admiral.
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We offer you this ceremonial
bust of good fortune.
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Oh, thank you.
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The likeness
is quite flattering.
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We also offer you
the ceremonial invoice
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for the bust of good fortune.
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How much is... Oh, my.
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In the spirit of unity,
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we gave you the "friends
and family" discount.
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Um, did you bring any latinum?
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See here on the stabilizers?
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I was thinking
if we repositioned the...
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- Matrix?
- We could...
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- Beef up the dampeners?
- And...
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- Get a .005% smoother ride.
- I was gonna say
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win engineering's "most
beefed-up dampener" competition,
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but, yeah, that, too.
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Mariner, geez.
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You've been weathering
that stem bolt for so long,
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it probably can't even
self-seal anymore.
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- What's up?
- Nothing.
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I'm doing great.
Uh, Ransom
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is supportive of everything
I want to do.
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For the first time in years, I have
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total autonomy and zero complaints.
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So, why are you sitting here
looking pissed off?
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Stop staring at me. Shut up.
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Lieutenant junior grades.
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Lieutenant juniors grade?
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Lieutenants junior grade?
Whatever.
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You four just pulled the most
coveted job at Starfleet.
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Balancing the positron
compression chamber?!
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No.
Travel guide duty!
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I thought that was a myth.
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What's travel guide duty?
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Starfleet has travel guides
for all habitable planets.
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The file for Ferenginar hasn't
been updated in years, so...
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Starfleet's gonna foot the bill
for us to go to as many bars,
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restaurants, bars,
hotels, pubs, bars,
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saloons, cantinas and bars
as we want.
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Also museums, historical sites,
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but, basically, yeah,
it's mostly bars.
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Oh. How many places
do people usually review?
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I don't know.
Four or five?
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Great.
I'm gonna do 40.
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I'll pack my schedule so full
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that I do everything
and enjoy nothing.
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It's not a contest, Lieutenant.
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- You can take your...
- Sir,
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I'm only a lieutenant
junior grade.
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I have everything to prove.
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I need to make an itinerary!
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Does he drink a lot of coffee?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm, tons.
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We also need someone to act as a couple.
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And since the Cerritos
is statistically the horniest
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and least romantically
committed crew in Starfleet,
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we have no married
officers aboard.
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You want us to pretend
to be married and review stuff?
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Oh, that sounds hilarious.
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Yeah, we're already such a good
team, we finish each other's...
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Diophantine equations.
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Maybe I should have Honus
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and Nurse Westlake
take a crack at it.
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Commander, we are
an expert science team.
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I'm pretty sure
we can handle a fake romance.
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Let's go get packed, honey.
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You pulled some strings
to get us assigned
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to travel guide duty,
didn't you?
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I might have had
something to do with it.
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Ugh, why is it so weird
when you're nice?
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Because I'm also so handsome.
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Total package.
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Wow.
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Wow. Oh, it's like
what heaven would look like
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if God was stupid.
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Oh, I'm just
so excited to haggle at
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the Museum of Gambling.
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Oh, and gamble
at the Museum of Haggling!
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Let's go find the
honeymoon suite, pudding bear.
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Right this way, muffin skunk.
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Excellent cutesy speak.
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Yeah, just nice and natural
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and definitely
the way people talk.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I promised a friend
I'd meet up with him.
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And I have to squeeze
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an unforgiving amount of
experiences into my day.
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- We sound natural, right?
- Totally.
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We got married at a wedding.
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This way, my sweet wife.
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I'm so excited to wake you up
from a deep sleep
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whenever it sounds like
you're having a nightmare.
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And I'm excited to know
how you like your hamburgers
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so I can order them for you
and ask the waiter
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to take it back
when they've made it wrong.
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I'm not gonna feel weird
about using your toothbrush
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because our gums
are in a partnership.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna
wear your gym shorts around
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our shared quarters
with nothing up top
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because who cares about nudity
with our situation?
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- You-you are?
- Sure. I, uh...
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I love being married
to my husband.
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I love you, too.
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You know what, maybe we should
just go back to the ship.
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Yeah, pretending to be married
is kind of weird.
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- Let's...
- Ah! Our Starfleet VIPs.
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Attention, everyone.
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These young lovers
are getting a great deal.
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All right.
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Dropping bags off in hotel room
is off the list.
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We got the for-profit minibar,
the for-profit toilet,
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the machine that
charges you to pay,
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for the toilet and the minibar.
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View screen works.
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That's everything.
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I give this hotel
a nine out of ten.
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Now, off to the Museum
of Bribery.
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Oh, weird.
A what-you-call-it...
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a "commer-seal"?
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Ooh.
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- Aah!
- You're fired.
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Slug-O Cola. This happens
to everyone who drinks it.
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They just lie to you?
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Hilarious.
Well, time to head out.
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And now,
Pog & Dar: Cop Landlords.
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Huh? Mm.
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This is like a holo-novel,
but way sleazier.
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You're making my partner mad.
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- Just sign the lease, dirtbag.
- No.
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Hey, Quimp.
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Well, if it isn't
my favorite pathetic human.
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- Is that a new pip I see?
- Uh, yep.
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I'm an LJG again, for now.
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Congratulations.
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I never thought
you'd dig your way out
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of crashing that Oberth.
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Ditto. Still, being
a lieutenant kind of sucks.
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My stupid mentor won't stop
trying to make feel like
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a valued part of the team.
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Oh, sounds like
a real nightmare.
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You would hate it, too.
But whatever.
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You know, I'm excited
to leave all that behind
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- so we can hang.
- Read my mind.
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Hey, maybe some brunch?
Casual meal with some yogurt.
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Two shots of Cardassian tequila
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- and a dagger of the mind on the rocks.
- Wow.
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That's pretty hard
for 10:00 a.m.
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It's 10:00 a.m.?
Ooh, make it three shots.
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Ha! I'll have the same.
It'll be fun to let loose.
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Uh, yeah. I need it.
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Where'd you even get that one?
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- He didn't bring the drinks yet.
- Do we care?
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Hey!
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Now, Mr. Grand Nagus...
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- Just Nagus.
- Sorry. Nagus.
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Grand Nagus.
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Now that we have paid
our ceremonial invoice,
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perhaps we should focus
on the application?
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- Uh, it's a boilerplate...
- Ooh!
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Do you still play baseball?
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We should put in there
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that Ferenginar
gets to play baseball.
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I like baseball.
It's fun.
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I think we can slip that in.
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If that's the type of adjustment
you need to get this done.
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I'm just a former bartender,
but I was looking at the numbers
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and was wondering
if they could be different.
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Different numbers?
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I'm not sure what you mean.
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Just a moment, my love.
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Oh...
Baseball.
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Listen, my husband isn't exactly
a shrewd businessman.
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He just likes to feel involved.
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Ah, I think I see what you mean.
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Play ball!
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- Admiral, a word, please?
- Stand down, Captain.
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You were saying, First Clerk?
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If we can open up the document
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and let him shuffle around
a couple of numbers,
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he'll feel like
he accomplished something.
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I don't see any
problem with that.
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This is a classic
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dumb cop/reasonable cop routine.
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The terms of the membership
application are locked,
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- but if we open them up...
- Thank you for the input, Captain,
250
00:11:16,863 --> 00:11:17,994
but we'll be fine.
251
00:11:18,019 --> 00:11:19,543
- He's practically a child.
- One, two,
252
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:20,706
three strikes.
253
00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,166
- You're out.
- Grand Nagus,
254
00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,884
I've just reopened the contract.
255
00:11:23,908 --> 00:11:25,053
Why don't you show me some
256
00:11:25,077 --> 00:11:26,233
of the numbers that seem wrong,
257
00:11:26,257 --> 00:11:27,917
and we'll fix them together?
258
00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:30,615
We'll start on page 11,
subsection B,
259
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,188
incentivization vis-ร -vis
the great Ferengi people
260
00:11:33,213 --> 00:11:35,620
and our reluctant acceptance
of your Federation.
261
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,588
- She means bribes.
- Then we'll move
262
00:11:37,622 --> 00:11:40,201
to the tariffs on Ferengi
exports to outlying territories.
263
00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:41,866
Freeze! You're under arrest
264
00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:44,695
for having a pet over 25
pounds in one of my units.
265
00:11:44,729 --> 00:11:47,432
He was 20 pounds when I got hi.
I swear...
266
00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:49,377
- Aah!
- Aah!
267
00:11:49,402 --> 00:11:51,228
You just surrendered
your deposit
268
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,333
and your life.
269
00:11:53,358 --> 00:11:55,227
I'm not gonna make it, partner.
270
00:11:55,252 --> 00:11:56,958
Hey, you hang on
one second, buddy.
271
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,585
I just need to enjoy
the crisp, refreshing taste
272
00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:01,545
of a Slug-O Cola.
273
00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:04,173
Oh, they put commercials
in the shows?
274
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:06,167
It's like mind control.
275
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,846
Transfer your latinum to me,
276
00:12:07,871 --> 00:12:10,168
or I'll tell everyone
you supported tenants' rights.
277
00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:12,132
I'm proud to be scammed
278
00:12:12,157 --> 00:12:15,500
by a landlord cop as conniving
as you, partner.
279
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,550
Okay, I guess
I should finally do my...
280
00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:21,964
Up next...
Will They, Won't They?
281
00:12:21,988 --> 00:12:23,333
The workplace sitcom
where everyone
282
00:12:23,357 --> 00:12:24,878
is secretly in love
with each other.
283
00:12:24,902 --> 00:12:26,037
I'm sorry, what?
284
00:12:26,071 --> 00:12:28,506
Oh, Blongo,
I don't know what to do.
285
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,151
I'm secretly in love with Nilm,
286
00:12:30,176 --> 00:12:31,917
but she's engaged to Bok,
287
00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:33,230
who's always extremely...
288
00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:35,489
This kind of hacky,
lowest-common-denominator
289
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,115
schlock won't work on me.
290
00:12:37,148 --> 00:12:38,445
her flirtations with Kret.
291
00:12:38,469 --> 00:12:40,551
But I better watch
292
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,651
so officers who aren't
as resilient as I am
293
00:12:42,676 --> 00:12:44,011
will know what to avoid.
294
00:12:44,036 --> 00:12:45,470
But you should go for it.
295
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:48,021
Even though I'm secretly
in love with you.
296
00:12:50,968 --> 00:12:53,510
Whew! I'm so grateful everything
is shaped like a heart,
297
00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:55,834
or else I'd forget that
I'm here for romantic reasons.
298
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,237
Yeah, it's like,
who decided that hearts
299
00:12:57,261 --> 00:12:58,605
are the universal symbol
for love?
300
00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:00,398
If anything,
it should be kissy lips
301
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:02,191
or gorgeous green eyes.
302
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,281
Or something.
303
00:13:03,306 --> 00:13:04,457
What?
304
00:13:04,481 --> 00:13:07,708
Knock-knock! It's me, Parth,
your hug-cierge.
305
00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,695
It's time for your
couple's photo session.
306
00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:11,298
- Our what?
- Put on these outfits.
307
00:13:11,322 --> 00:13:12,934
Uh, okay.
308
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,995
Uh, I'm almost ready.
309
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,500
Me, too.
310
00:13:16,987 --> 00:13:19,190
- Mm...
- Uh... Aah!
311
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,909
Wow.
312
00:13:21,987 --> 00:13:24,350
You look so handsome.
313
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,355
Thanks.
And you look, uh...
314
00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:27,465
Captivating?
315
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:29,769
Sorry, I'm trying
to make my mind come up
316
00:13:29,794 --> 00:13:31,244
with a less intense word,
317
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,003
but hoo-boy,
is it extremely warm in here?
318
00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:35,506
You bet it is, soldier.
319
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:38,125
Now, let's commemorate
your love!
320
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,419
Ooh, shameless.
321
00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:42,147
Really press
yourselves together.
322
00:13:42,171 --> 00:13:44,189
Publicly display that affection.
323
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,416
I think that's enough.
324
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,833
No problem.
We'll move on to the lingerie.
325
00:13:47,864 --> 00:13:49,042
- Aah!
- Aah!
326
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,875
Sorry, can't!
Late for dinner.
327
00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,661
Dabo!
328
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,853
Damn, Quimp, I got to admit...
329
00:14:01,878 --> 00:14:03,049
at first I was skeptical,
330
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:05,844
but Ferengi public libraries
go hard.
331
00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:09,300
I told you, nobody's read a book
in here in a thousand years.
332
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:11,627
Wow.
333
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:15,029
You can still drink an alarming
amount of glowing alien liquors,
334
00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:18,127
- but I must call it.
- No, you can't take off now.
335
00:14:18,152 --> 00:14:19,467
We haven't even gotten
to the part of the night
336
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,964
- where we regret stuff.
- Yeah, that sounds fun.
337
00:14:21,989 --> 00:14:23,862
- Oh!
- Oh, my goodness.
338
00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:26,481
- A thousand apologies, good sir.
- Oh, not a worry at all.
339
00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:28,742
Did you just
spill a drink on my friend?
340
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,292
I've been a proper fool.
341
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:31,973
- And, of course, I'll reimburse...
- You better get ready
342
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,183
to reimburse me
343
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,009
for a new 'burse shirt, too, butt-ass,
344
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:37,051
'cause this one's about
to be soaked in your blood.
345
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:40,145
Madam, please. I'm just trying
to enjoy an evening out
346
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,980
with the rest of my biker gang.
347
00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,983
Sounds like this guy's
all bark and no fight!
348
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,426
Oh, Mariner. Ow!
349
00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:00,962
So we'll adjust
350
00:15:01,011 --> 00:15:03,835
the table on page 17
concerning exchange rates.
351
00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:05,304
That would be satisfactory.
352
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,947
I believe we're almost
wrapped up.
353
00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:09,441
Ooh, I have an idea.
Let's finish at my palace.
354
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:11,118
Much better photo op
for the signing,
355
00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:13,263
plus all my favorite
baseballs are there.
356
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,489
Oh, yeah, yeah,
if that's what it takes, fine.
357
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,359
He's making you feel
like you're close,
358
00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:20,719
then delaying to make you
frustrated enough
359
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,030
to sign anything.
360
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,422
I can't tell the council
361
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,557
we failed
at the simplest of tasks.
362
00:15:25,582 --> 00:15:27,711
All Rom cares about is baseball,
363
00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:29,961
and all Leeta cares about
is fine print.
364
00:15:29,986 --> 00:15:31,958
I... I can do this.
365
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,541
The Starfleet Experience
Bar & Grill?
366
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,578
Huh. Maybe this will
feel like we're at work.
367
00:15:43,602 --> 00:15:45,025
Ooh, look! The waiter's
wearing one of those
368
00:15:45,049 --> 00:15:47,661
old velour uniforms that
used to catch fire all the time.
369
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:51,583
Oh, good eye, muffin... top.
370
00:15:52,877 --> 00:15:54,251
Do you think maybe we could...
I don't know...
371
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:56,043
just go back to acting
like friends for a bit?
372
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:57,403
Yes. Oh, man,
373
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,280
- I'm so glad you said something.
- Yeah.
374
00:15:59,304 --> 00:16:01,439
Who knew pretending to be
in a relationship with each other
375
00:16:01,463 --> 00:16:03,773
would be more nerve-racking
than sealing a radiation leak?
376
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,431
Yeah, let's just keep it
strictly friend stuff from now on.
377
00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:07,542
Agreed.
378
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,958
- Hello, lovers.
- Aah!
379
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,235
I'm so sorry.
380
00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:11,356
The waiter gave you
381
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,470
the standard menus.
382
00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:13,548
- Hey!
- He didn't know you were here
383
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,414
for our deluxe romance package.
384
00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:18,277
Parth, buddy,
you're a top-notch hug-cierge,
385
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,547
but we have to come clean.
386
00:16:20,664 --> 00:16:22,220
Just a second.
Hold that thought.
387
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,236
Well, well, well.
388
00:16:24,547 --> 00:16:26,001
It looks like we've caught two people
389
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:27,542
lying about being a couple
390
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:30,594
to defraud our company
out of a discount.
391
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:34,042
This is, of course, one
of Ferenginar's worst felonies.
392
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:36,125
So these two
are hereby sentenced
393
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:40,087
to a lifetime working
in the subaquatic sulfur mines!
394
00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:41,900
Sorry about that.
395
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,978
Enforcing the law is my least
favorite part of the job,
396
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,208
but one that I take
with deadly seriousness.
397
00:16:46,242 --> 00:16:47,375
Anyhoo,
398
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,395
what were you admitting
before I sentenced
399
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:51,710
those two liars
to a life of misery?
400
00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:54,788
That we are more in love
than ever before!
401
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:58,016
- That's right, smumpy.
- Oh, good.
402
00:16:58,049 --> 00:17:01,267
Now for the most
romantic meal possible.
403
00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:02,897
Sexy chocolate statues
404
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,623
of each other for dinner?
405
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,257
- Great.
- It's customary
406
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,476
that after every bite
you tell the whole restaurant
407
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,648
something you find attractive
about each other.
408
00:17:10,672 --> 00:17:13,360
The chairs can detect
if you're lying, so be sincere.
409
00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:22,623
Oh, thanks for bailing me
out of jail.
410
00:17:22,647 --> 00:17:25,256
Do you understand how many
people I just had to bribe
411
00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:26,790
to keep your little
drunken fistfight
412
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,037
from ruining Starfleet's
diplomatic mission?
413
00:17:30,447 --> 00:17:31,977
Hey, you know me, man.
414
00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:34,160
I'm a wild rogue,
living on the edge of chaos.
415
00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:36,231
I sit weird in chairs.
You can't predict me.
416
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,908
Usually your chaos means something.
417
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,184
But it's weird this time.
418
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:40,735
You seem angry about nothing.
419
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:42,878
Yeah, right. Oh, look,
if anyone's weird, it's you,
420
00:17:42,902 --> 00:17:45,249
Mr. "I Should Probably
Be Getting to Bed."
421
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:46,538
You've changed, dude.
422
00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:47,836
Yeah, I have.
423
00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:48,943
That's what
happens when you're not
424
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,703
stuck in a perpetual state
of immature rebellion.
425
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:52,930
Wow.
Immature?
426
00:17:52,955 --> 00:17:54,682
You have all the support
you ever wanted,
427
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,575
nobody to scream at
or rail against,
428
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,943
and look at you...
still picking fights
429
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,247
- to make sure you get hurt.
- What? No.
430
00:18:01,271 --> 00:18:03,542
That-That's not what that was.
431
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:06,869
I just want you to be careful.
432
00:18:07,105 --> 00:18:09,266
So you can live long enough
to pay me back.
433
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,689
If I lose any more,
they'll have to
434
00:18:10,713 --> 00:18:12,132
put my account on this monument.
435
00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:14,250
Uh, isn't this
436
00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:15,833
a memorial to the dead?
437
00:18:15,977 --> 00:18:18,563
So much lost income!
438
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,125
Is there no justice
in this galaxy?
439
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,986
Man, I got to give it to you,
Ferengi keep it on-brand.
440
00:18:26,149 --> 00:18:29,107
Sorry I cost you money,
and, got you punched.
441
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:32,377
Mariner, I love you,
but, you need to figure out
442
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,913
whatever's eating you up inside.
443
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,224
Uh...
444
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,792
Uh, Tendi's got...
445
00:18:47,076 --> 00:18:48,411
fun hair?
446
00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:53,167
Uh, uh, I like your hair, too.
447
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:55,199
Congratulations.
448
00:18:55,232 --> 00:18:57,844
You have completed
the Ferengi all-inclusive
449
00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,634
newlywed discount package.
450
00:18:59,692 --> 00:19:01,627
You may now consummate
your marriage.
451
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,941
- What?!
- What?!
452
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:04,843
Not where we can see you.
453
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,875
You do it in the blind box,
454
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,119
where we can hear it.
455
00:19:10,822 --> 00:19:12,581
Please alert the chef
that I will be reviewing
456
00:19:12,605 --> 00:19:15,209
this restaurant for my planet's
official foodie archives.
457
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:16,745
My species invented space travel
458
00:19:16,769 --> 00:19:19,372
in order to seek out
strange new meals.
459
00:19:19,524 --> 00:19:20,859
D'Vana, Samanthan!
460
00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:22,961
What a coincidence.
These are, famously,
461
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:25,883
the two closest
platonic friends on my ship.
462
00:19:25,908 --> 00:19:27,799
- Huh? Platonic?
- Hello!
463
00:19:27,824 --> 00:19:28,987
- Security!
- Uh...
464
00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:30,076
Um...
465
00:19:30,177 --> 00:19:31,321
How dare you
466
00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:33,472
call us only friends?!
467
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,708
You've been trying to break up
our love from the start!
468
00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:40,007
Uh, yeah.
You know we both love you.
469
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:41,135
You do?
470
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:43,223
Just because the Ferengi
newlywed discount
471
00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:45,550
can only be used by two
out of the three of us,
472
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,167
you have the nerve
to come down here
473
00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:49,207
- and try to ruin our marriage?
- Wha...
474
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,917
- You guys love me?
- Of course we do.
475
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,034
You're undeniably attractive
to both of us.
476
00:19:54,058 --> 00:19:56,446
But now that I see you here,
I want a divorce
477
00:19:56,471 --> 00:19:58,006
- so we can be together.
- But we can't...
478
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,413
Thanks so much, Migleemo.
479
00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:00,833
You ruined our marriage!
480
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:02,208
We'll never forgive you.
481
00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:04,125
I didn't realize.
I'm sorry.
482
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:06,653
Please don't break up
because of me.
483
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,189
Security, stand down.
484
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,918
Now that we're divorced,
485
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:12,333
we're going back to our ship
486
00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:14,661
- and never talking again.
- That's right.
487
00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:17,682
Huh, I had no idea
they were married
488
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,315
or that they both loved me.
489
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,363
Can I interest you in our
490
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,065
homewrecker package?
491
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,824
You don't have to throw up
in my mouth twice.
492
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:24,889
Let's do it.
493
00:20:24,914 --> 00:20:26,822
In addition to
the contractual changes,
494
00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:27,972
we are now allowed use of
495
00:20:27,996 --> 00:20:29,804
any ship in Starfleet
at our discretion,
496
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,333
whether we end up joining
the Federation or not.
497
00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:35,055
And ten points on the back end
of every holo-novel program
498
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,604
in perpetuity.
499
00:20:36,629 --> 00:20:38,807
I don't think
they have back end,
500
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,471
but yes, yes.
501
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:41,958
Uh-huh.
502
00:20:42,106 --> 00:20:44,807
Also, the Nagus would like you
to dance for him.
503
00:20:46,987 --> 00:20:48,947
I've made those changes
504
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,550
and added a billion bars
of gold-pressed latinum
505
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,717
as a signing bonus.
506
00:20:52,758 --> 00:20:54,125
Wh-What? Captain!
507
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,725
Keep dancing.
Why so giving, Freeman?
508
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,423
I just want to wrap this up
and free the admiral
509
00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:01,893
before he signs away
the entire fleet.
510
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:05,104
- He's clearly under your thumb.
- I am not!
511
00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:07,265
I don't buy it.
There has to be a catch.
512
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,993
Of course.
I've added one provision.
513
00:21:10,134 --> 00:21:12,170
Here comes the other shoe.
514
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:15,173
Before you receive
any of these signing bonuses,
515
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:18,309
you must recruit
one other planet yourself,
516
00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:21,583
- since you're so good at it.
- What are you thinking, Carol?
517
00:21:21,608 --> 00:21:23,625
That's nothing.
We do it all the time.
518
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:27,118
Ha! Do you realize
what just happened?
519
00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:29,387
You know how many planets
are in debt to us?
520
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,756
Bringing just one in
will be nothing.
521
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,580
We'll be in debt
to them forever.
522
00:21:33,605 --> 00:21:35,907
It's all right, Admiral.
They get nothing.
523
00:21:35,932 --> 00:21:37,432
We're done here.
524
00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:39,130
What?
What do you mean?
525
00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:40,291
You owe us a fortune.
526
00:21:40,316 --> 00:21:43,487
Yes, contingent
on bringing in a planet.
527
00:21:43,668 --> 00:21:46,167
But I didn't say which planet.
528
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:48,027
You might want to read
the fine print.
529
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,363
Qo'noS, the Klingon homeworld?
530
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:53,792
- That's impossible!
- Oh, I know.
531
00:21:53,817 --> 00:21:56,247
You forgot the eighth rule
of acquisition.
532
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,217
"Small print
leads to large risk."
533
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,792
You swindled
like a true Ferengi.
534
00:22:01,817 --> 00:22:03,667
I swear I had
nothing to do with this.
535
00:22:03,731 --> 00:22:05,155
You're lucky she did.
536
00:22:05,179 --> 00:22:08,282
As much as we're in favor
of joining the Federation,
537
00:22:08,307 --> 00:22:11,129
the Grand Nagus can't sign with
a bunch of suckers and rubes.
538
00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:13,507
Captain Freeman, you showed me
that there are those
539
00:22:13,531 --> 00:22:15,934
in the Federation
who respect our culture.
540
00:22:16,015 --> 00:22:18,560
Let's start over.
Bring me the standard papers.
541
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,250
I'll sign.
542
00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:27,705
Please accept my apologies.
543
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,547
I shouldn't have doubted you.
544
00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:31,833
I'll be relaying
your acuity to Command.
545
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:34,269
Thank you, Admiral.
Happy to be of aid.
546
00:22:34,294 --> 00:22:37,664
Now, who wants to check out
my batting cages?
547
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,905
With the
application submitted,
548
00:22:39,929 --> 00:22:41,790
so begins the first step
549
00:22:41,815 --> 00:22:44,042
to the Ferengi
joining the Federation.
550
00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:46,138
There are many more
hurdles to leap,
551
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:49,300
but, today felt
like a good start.
552
00:22:51,057 --> 00:22:53,772
Well, Mariner, was guide duty
as fun as rumored?
553
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:55,249
Uh, I had to take out
a predatory loan
554
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:56,483
from one of my closest friends,
555
00:22:56,507 --> 00:22:58,152
apparently I get
in fights for no reason,
556
00:22:58,176 --> 00:23:01,145
and I can feel my hangover
in my entire spine.
557
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:02,675
Why are you getting into fights?
558
00:23:02,699 --> 00:23:04,701
Ugh.
You wouldn't understand.
559
00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:06,792
Okay.
How about you two?
560
00:23:06,817 --> 00:23:08,061
How was the couple's retreat?
561
00:23:08,085 --> 00:23:09,887
Oh, faking a relationship
was way,
562
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,500
way out of our
comfort zone, sir.
563
00:23:11,622 --> 00:23:14,325
Yeah, we just don't have
any natural chemistry.
564
00:23:14,358 --> 00:23:16,280
Want to help me reroute
that phase conduit?
565
00:23:16,304 --> 00:23:17,362
Sure.
566
00:23:17,471 --> 00:23:18,540
Ha!
567
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,583
We got to squeeze in there.
568
00:23:20,998 --> 00:23:22,933
- Hand me the spanner.
- On it.
569
00:23:22,999 --> 00:23:25,101
Now, this makes sense.
570
00:23:25,643 --> 00:23:27,625
Wait, where's Mr. Boimler?
571
00:23:29,607 --> 00:23:31,625
Mr. Boimler, did you do
too many locations?
572
00:23:31,705 --> 00:23:33,526
- Are you in need of aid?
- Uh, no.
573
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:36,948
I watched eight hours straight
of Ferengi programming.
574
00:23:37,135 --> 00:23:39,050
I'm sorry I let you down, sir.
575
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,725
- Honestly, I'm proud of you.
- Really?
576
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,497
You've always had a problem
going with the flow,
577
00:23:43,521 --> 00:23:45,987
but today it looks like
you got out of your own way.
578
00:23:46,012 --> 00:23:47,071
Thank you, sir.
579
00:23:47,095 --> 00:23:49,464
I've authorized the local
authorities to drag you out of there.
580
00:23:49,488 --> 00:23:51,167
Just go limp,
don't fight them.
581
00:23:51,288 --> 00:23:53,122
Get out of here!
582
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,245
I really like that lieutenant.
583
00:23:57,430 --> 00:23:59,458
Oh! Aah!
584
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,333
Oh! Oh, no. Oh, oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
585
00:24:03,748 --> 00:24:07,748
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