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Izzy, wait!
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I've
never repaid you.
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Repaid me for what?
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For selling us out
to the English.
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I never made you leave him.
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You did that yourself.
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Where is
he? Where's Ed?
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You... absolute...
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twat.
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Stede!
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Ed!
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Stede!
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Ed!
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- ♪ I love my baby ♪
- Stede!
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- ♪ I've loved him ♪
- Stede!
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♪ So long ♪
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Ed!
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- ♪ I love ♪
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Knew you'd find me, babe.
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You're not mad?
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I knew you'd find me, love.
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So, we're good...
about everything?
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Fuckin' love the beard, mate.
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I'm just trying something new.
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Ooh, bro. Is that you?
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No! Oh, God! No!
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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, Christ! Wee John!
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- Can you shut it, man?
- He farted on me.
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Shut up!
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- Shut up, man.
- Enough.
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I-It's still there.
It's a wall of stench.
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Can't be
worse than you moaning,
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- "Ed, oh, Ed" all night long.
- Mm-hmm.
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Shut up.
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Oh, he's done it again!
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Oh, God!
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- Shut it, man.
- Shh!
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You're making more
noise with your shushing
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than I am with my complaining
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about almost dying
from his farts!
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"Dear Ed, the
crew and I are safe,
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"and thriving.
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"As I've renounced my wealth,
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"we've been forced to take
up temporary residence
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"on the Republic of Pirates.
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"Fortunately, we've
been able to work
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a few of Oluwande's
connections."
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Basically, the long
and short of it is
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w-we're looking for work, and...
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maybe, maybe a place to sleep?
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Isn't that the dude
who broke my nose jar?
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Um... yes. Hi.
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- Again, apologies for that.
- Who's Blondie?
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- Oh, it's you.
- That's, that's The Swede.
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I'm The Swede.
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He's single.
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Come on over here, baby.
Don't be shy. Come here.
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- Go.
- It's okay.
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Be brave.
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Turn around for me.
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Okay.
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Aren't you the absolute unit?
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You guys can
sleep in the cellar.
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Start work in 20 minutes.
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Yes!
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- Okay.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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Not you. Not you.
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Have a seat.
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Okay.
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- See ya, mate.
- Thanks, Swede.
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Scooch a little closer. Huh?
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Spanish Jackie don't
bite.
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I lied. I bite.
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Okay. Time to go.
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Good evening. Welcome
to Spanish Jackie's.
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- Reservation?
- Eat my fuckin' shit.
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Right. Walk-ins, then.
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I've got a peach of a
table for you. Follow me.
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- My favorite hand!
- He started it.
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I told you about the stabbings.
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"Guess you could say
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"we're in a bit of
a rebuilding phase
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as a crew."
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- Order up!
- This is for Mom!
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Jesus! Nice... Real mature.
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"We've really
come into our own..."
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Here ya go.
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"as a team."
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How's that?
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- Fuck you.
- Lovely.
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Oh, sounding good, Buttons.
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May we go back to
the sea now, Captain?
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Soon! We still need
to save more cash.
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"Morale is the highest
it's ever been.
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It's a golden age."
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Hit me with something
hard, Olu. Please.
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Drinks aren't on the house.
You know that, right?
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Oh, come on, please.
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I'm happy to buy you a drink.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Uh, Richard Banes.
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M-My friends, they
call me Ricky.
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You're Stede Bonnet, aren't you?
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I'm afraid I have no
idea what you're saying,
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or who he is.
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Ooh, I've been called
away. Excuse me.
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"To reiterate,
we're doing great.
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"Hope you are as well.
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I think of you... often."
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We're approachin'
the vessel, Captain.
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"Hope you're
thinking of me...
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as well."
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'Bout fuckin'
time we got to that ship.
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It's taken forever.
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"I know the odds of
this finding you are slim."
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I will find you, Ed.
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"But so were the odds of us finding
each other in the first place."
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The natural condition
of humanity is base and vile.
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It is the obligation of people
of standing, such as yourselves,
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to elevate the
common human rabble
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through the sacred
transaction of matrimony.
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If anyone objects to this union,
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speak now or forever
hold your peace.
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Objection.
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What demon is this?
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Demon?
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I'm the fuckin' Devil.
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And these are the kids.
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Guards!
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- ♪ Hello my love ♪
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♪ I heard a kiss from you ♪
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♪ Red magic satin
playing near, too ♪
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- ♪ All through
the morning rain I gaze ♪
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- ♪ The sun doesn't shine ♪
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♪ Rainbows and waterfalls ♪
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- ♪ Run through my mind ♪
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♪ In the garden, I see ♪
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♪ West purple shower
bells and tea ♪
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♪ Orange birds and
river cousins ♪
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♪ Dressed in green ♪
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- ♪ Pretty music, I hear ♪
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♪ So happy and loud ♪
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- ♪ Blue flowers echo ♪
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Is it just me or was the wedding
thing a bit over the line?
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Um, I don't know.
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I've never really been
to a wedding before,
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so got nothing
to compare it to, really.
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I've never seen
Blackbeard like this.
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He didn't even bat a eye
when Ivan got killed.
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Cake's bang on though, right?
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Fabulous. Very good.
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Ya know, in my opinion.
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I mean,
buttercream isn't everyone's
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thing though, is it?
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How are you handling
all this so well?
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Ah... Well, see,
I have a system
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for dealing with all the
terrible things I've seen.
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There's a box in my mind,
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and I put the things in
the box, I lock the box.
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And then I don't open it again.
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Works like a charm.
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Oh.
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Dear, oh, dear.
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You gonna, you gonna
finish that cake?
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No?
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They may as well
draw horns on his head.
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He can't possibly
look like this.
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He's been busy,
though, ain't he?
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Oof! I've never
seen one of these
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- with writin' on the back.
- Oh, he's just blowing off some steam.
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Susan! Two soups, please.
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Hey, Suze.
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Look, Captain, you know
we're never gonna save enough
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to get the kinda
ship you're after.
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Well, not with that
attitude, we won't.
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Sue, if you thought that way,
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would you have this
wonderful soup kiosk?
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Yeah, I probably would.
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Sue had tenacity and grit.
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I also killed someone
and stole their kiosk.
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Sometimes action is
better than vision.
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See, that's what I've
been tellin' him.
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That's 'cause you're the smart one.
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- Oh.
- Well, we can't turn up with any old ship.
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We need to look good.
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Are you stalling
'cause you think
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Blackbeard's gonna murder you?
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What? No. Why
would he do that?
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'Cause he's a fucking madman.
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- And you dumped him.
- I didn't dump him.
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- You dumped him.
- He dumped you.
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No. We're on a break.
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Ha! A break. Give me a break.
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Look, I don't care
what any of you say.
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He's actually a good guy.
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The crew are lookin'
a tad worse for wear.
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Did
everyone get cake?
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Yeah, they got cake.
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Well, they're, they're welcome
to have some rhino horn.
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Just ground up a fresh batch.
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Oh, fuck!
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- You want some?
- No, not right now, no.
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Well, then get back to work,
ya fuckin' lightweight!
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Can't do the job,
someone else will.
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Right! Get it all up on deck!
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So, we gonna divvy this
all up and take our cut then?
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No, we're gonna
throw it overboard.
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We've taken on too much plunder.
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We need to dump some to catch up
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to our next target.
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You want us to throw
this treasure away
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so we can steal more treasure?
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Yeah, that definitely
makes no sense, man.
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It is not your place to tell me
what does or does not make sense.
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It is your job to f...
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to follow my fucking orders!
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How you doing, Izzy? Eh?
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I'm fine. Unhand
me. Unhand me.
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00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:10,171
Y-You really don't seem fine.
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Y-Yeah, we think
you're in an unhealthy
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relationship with Blackbeard.
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00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,471
Oh yeah. Yeah, that guy
does a lot of rhino horn.
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Yeah, and he's cut off at least
two more of your toes, hasn't he?
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It all seems fairly toxic to me, mate.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Izz.
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Hey, Izz.
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- Shh, it's alright.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Shh. It's alright.
It's alright.
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Am, am I crushing you?
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There we are. Shh.
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It's alright. Alright, there.
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Hey, um, guys.
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I don't want to alarm anyone,
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but have you seen the jar?
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- Our savings jar?
- Yeah.
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No.
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This jar right here?
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I see y'all been
holdin' out on me.
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Jackie, that is our
money. We earned it.
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00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:05,393
You know, I had y'all
on the broke motherfucker plan.
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00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:08,604
I think I'm gonna upgrade you
to the triflin' ingrate plan.
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00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:12,733
-There's a lot of fees.
-A whole lot of fees. Room and board.
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00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:13,943
Oh.
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00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:16,195
And I do believe they
have the Vista Suite.
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- Vista Suite?
- The room with the window.
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Oh.
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Semi-clean water.
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Come on.
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Can you think of
anything else, boo cakes?
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Ongoing job training
and education?
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- Absolutely.
- Come on!
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Swede!
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Look like you owe me.
255
00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:38,593
Oh, yeah? Well, what if
we... took that back?
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I think my husbands would
have a problem with that.
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00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,435
Have ya met all 20 of 'em?
258
00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:51,773
That's a lotta husbands.
259
00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:55,234
I know that guy. We
had breakfast together.
260
00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:57,779
You will be havin' a lot
of breakfasts-es together.
261
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,155
Oh, okay.
262
00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:03,283
You know, a change of
scenery could be good.
263
00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:04,827
We were stagnating there anyway.
264
00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,413
So, you're suggesting that
we live under a bridge?
265
00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:09,122
How am I supposed to cook here?
266
00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:11,918
At least we got a roof.
267
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,420
Lots of air.
268
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:15,671
- Ah!
- Oh, shit.
269
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,424
Oh, look. Running water.
270
00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:20,676
Dear Ed,
271
00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:22,303
things are terrible.
272
00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:25,056
I think I'm afraid to see you.
273
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:27,642
I'm not afraid
you're gonna kill me.
274
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,477
I'm afraid that your,
275
00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:31,854
your life is better without me.
276
00:13:35,191 --> 00:13:38,778
Could be. Could be, mate.
277
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,364
I know who you are.
278
00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:44,867
Jesus! Can't you give
a man some privacy?
279
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:48,287
Please forgive me, but...
280
00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,705
I-I know everything about you.
281
00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:51,791
All of your adventures.
282
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,877
- I'm sorry if that's a little bit creepy.
- You are creepy.
283
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,170
And whatever you're selling,
284
00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:59,048
I don't wanna buy it.
285
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,426
But the Gentleman
Pirate, he saved my life!
286
00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:06,347
Quite frankly...
you're my hero.
287
00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:14,355
See, I, too, am a
child of wealth.
288
00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:17,692
I'm actually a minor prince.
289
00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:22,238
And I was entertaining ending
it all when I heard about you.
290
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:26,032
You gave an odd bird
like me hope, Bonnet.
291
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:30,371
And I could have a life
of my own... invention.
292
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,625
Okay, come on. Get
out of the rain.
293
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:40,298
Look, the Republic of
Pirates isn't a game.
294
00:14:40,882 --> 00:14:43,926
You'd do well to steer clear of
this place before ya get hurt.
295
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,928
- Hm.
- Especially Spanish Jackie's.
296
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,097
Oh! No, I've been
barred from there.
297
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,266
Yeah, I was too
nosy.
298
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:56,063
- Hm.
- I made a little remark about her Roman puzzle chest.
299
00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,899
What? A Roman puzzle chest?
300
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,276
Yes. She had it brought
through the bar.
301
00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:03,070
And these rubes, they
don't know what one is,
302
00:15:03,071 --> 00:15:05,073
but men of our standing,
303
00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:07,241
we know a valuable
when we see one.
304
00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,244
Roman puzzle chest.
305
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:15,415
Okay. Jackie keeps the trunk
at the foot of her bed.
306
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,085
I don't even know what's inside,
307
00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:20,588
but... she says
it's of great value.
308
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:22,590
How do we know we can trust you?
309
00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:24,634
You're husband
number 20, after all.
310
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,344
-Come on, man. He's The Swede.
-Oh, come on.
311
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:29,055
- Black Pete, come on.
- My time with Jackie
312
00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:32,100
has been the
happiest of my life.
313
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:36,436
Her love has helped me locate parts
of myself I didn't even know existed
314
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:40,775
and reclaim others
that I had long missed.
315
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,819
- Oh.
- But...
316
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:47,115
I owe you a life debt
317
00:15:47,156 --> 00:15:49,951
and I am bound to honor it.
318
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,285
- That's a friend.
- Life debt.
319
00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:52,607
- Mm-hmm.
- Hear, hear.
320
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,020
- Yep, yep.
- True.
321
00:15:55,331 --> 00:15:57,083
You're a good man, Swede.
322
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,252
Thanks for this.
323
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,170
Would tonight work?
324
00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:02,755
Yes, indeed.
325
00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:06,800
Tonight is... my turn to
perform the husbandly duties.
326
00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:10,637
- So...
- Okay.
327
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:13,306
The crew are refusing
to part with any treasure.
328
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,642
Why?
329
00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:16,894
Because it's fuckin' treasure.
330
00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:19,564
Not good enough.
331
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,401
And that's another toe.
332
00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:27,739
Take your boot off.
333
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:32,994
Who am I to you?
334
00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:35,204
What?
335
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:38,498
We've worked together
for years.
336
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:40,376
You know me better than
anyone has ever known me,
337
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:43,379
and I daresay the same
is true for me about you.
338
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,674
I have...
339
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,803
- love for you, Edward.
- Oh, come on.
340
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,513
I'm worried about
you. We all are.
341
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:57,185
The atmosphere on this ship
is completely poisoned.
342
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:01,564
But if we could
all just maybe...
343
00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:05,525
talk it through.
344
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,281
As a crew?
345
00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:16,369
Hang on. Ed! C-Captain!
346
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,705
At no point did
I want to channel
347
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:20,958
- the former owner of this vessel.
- Hi, all.
348
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,545
Real quick... I
heard that you think
349
00:17:24,587 --> 00:17:26,798
the vibe here on the
ship is poisonous.
350
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:32,678
Eh? Care to
elaborate? Anyone? Hm?
351
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,764
Jim, we'll start with you.
352
00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:37,057
Is the vibe here poisonous?
353
00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:39,352
- Nope.
- Huh? You?
354
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:41,646
Me-Me? Uh, no. No.
355
00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:45,775
Fang, you've been here the longest. Poisoned?
356
00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:47,276
No, I'm alright.
357
00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:50,446
I know who we should
ask, ol' Blackbeard.
358
00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:53,408
Hello, mate. You think the
vibe on the ship is poisoned?
359
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:55,242
Ooh, I don't know, Blackbeard.
360
00:17:55,243 --> 00:17:57,578
Maybe a, a little
bit toxic sometimes.
361
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:58,746
Maybe it's a bit uncomfortable.
362
00:17:58,746 --> 00:17:59,914
You do make the
crew a little bit
363
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,040
uncomfortable sometimes.
364
00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:02,249
They think you're crazy.
365
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,876
Well, I'm not crazy.
I don't feel crazy.
366
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:07,505
- I feel pretty fucking good actually.
- Fucking end!
367
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:18,307
The atmosphere on
this ship is fucked.
368
00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:21,144
Everyone knows why.
369
00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:26,149
Well, I don't. Enlighten me.
370
00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:30,610
Your feelings for
Stede fuckin' Bonnet.
371
00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,615
- Frenchie.
- Yes?
372
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,161
Congratulations, you
are now first mate.
373
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,997
Oh. Uh, no. I don't, I
don't think I'm qualified.
374
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,122
'Course you are, mate.
375
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:43,957
You can start by
cleaning up that mess.
376
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:47,587
And the rest of you, you throw this
shit overboard and get suited up.
377
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:50,631
We got a record to break.
378
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,514
- - Spanish
Jackie : Oh, my God.
379
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:01,142
Your back is really tight.
380
00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:05,855
Like, super tight.
381
00:19:05,897 --> 00:19:09,150
It's
so good. Don't stop.
382
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:10,610
- Okay.
- More.
383
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,779
Maybe I'll get started
on the hamstrings?
384
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,697
Yes.
Fuck those hammies up.
385
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:17,492
- Okay.
- Fuck those hammies up.
386
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:22,163
How are you
so good at this?
387
00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:31,798
Come on.
388
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,039
Olu's meeting us at the docks.
389
00:19:33,049 --> 00:19:35,176
- I can't believe how well this is going.
- Shh!
390
00:19:35,218 --> 00:19:37,177
Stede, what on Earth's
takin' so long?
391
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:40,390
- Rick! You're supposed to be on lookout duty.
- Lookout?
392
00:19:40,431 --> 00:19:42,433
No, this is where the action is.
393
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:44,811
What are you doing?
394
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:48,022
Oh, I am leaving
my calling card.
395
00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:51,484
Yes, it is called a Lime Ricky.
396
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:54,404
It's bit of an ornate aperitif,
397
00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:56,447
but absolutely undeniable.
398
00:19:56,948 --> 00:19:58,991
You're insane. We've
gotta get going.
399
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:00,201
You see, this is
where you went wrong
400
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,911
with the whole
Gentleman Pirate thing.
401
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:06,916
Details like this are
important to build a brand.
402
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,918
So when people see this,
they know that they
403
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,379
have been robbed by the best.
404
00:20:11,421 --> 00:20:12,839
You've been Rick'd.
405
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,383
The calf muscle is
the most mysterious
406
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:17,093
of all the muscles...
407
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:19,429
Shh, shh! Babe,
shut the fuck up.
408
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:20,888
Somebody fuckin' with the bar.
409
00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:21,931
- What?!
- Get up.
410
00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:23,015
- Now?
- Get up! Yes!
411
00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:24,016
I'll get the knife.
412
00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:25,560
Ah!
413
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:26,602
Who are you?
414
00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:29,396
You?! You robbed me?!
415
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:31,107
- Swede, knife.
- Wait, wait!
416
00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:33,192
Do you know who I am?
I'm a minor prince!
417
00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:37,029
I guess I'm gon' get
a fancy-ass nose for my jar.
418
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:41,909
Okay. Where's
the getaway dory?
419
00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:43,578
Buttons went to get it.
420
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:46,080
Right. Uh, why is
your face blue?
421
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:48,916
This is what we
risked our lives for.
422
00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:51,586
Blue dirt!
423
00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:53,796
No, this is indigo.
424
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:56,424
It's the finest dye.
It's worth a fortune.
425
00:20:56,466 --> 00:21:00,595
That's right. Now give me
back my blue shit, Steve.
426
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:07,100
I can't believe
you guys robbed Jackie.
427
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:09,896
Wow. So bad.
428
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,898
Jackie, this is not
what it looks like.
429
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,941
Depending on what you
think it looks like.
430
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,736
It looks like more
noses for my jar.
431
00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:19,405
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Wait!
432
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,121
- Susan?
- What?
433
00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:29,457
I'll buy it from you.
434
00:21:29,499 --> 00:21:31,501
Ain't you that soup bitch?
435
00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:35,046
I'm the money bitch.
436
00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:40,301
That enough?
437
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:44,263
Nah, soup bitch.
It actually is not.
438
00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:47,308
How 'bout double?
439
00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:50,477
I want this lot as well.
440
00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:52,939
Ah.
441
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,065
Alright.
442
00:21:54,732 --> 00:21:56,025
Sold.
443
00:21:57,026 --> 00:22:00,530
- Get these assholes up outta here.
- Hey!
444
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,157
- Yeah, let's get outta...
- Nah, nah, nah.
445
00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:06,119
- Come back here.
- Okay.
446
00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:08,704
Did you double-cross me?
447
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:12,834
- I-I owed a life debt.
- Ahh!
448
00:22:13,751 --> 00:22:16,045
It's okay, sexy Dutchman.
449
00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:17,671
Double-cross is my jam.
450
00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:21,342
- So you're not mad?
- No. It's kinda hot.
451
00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:23,177
Okay.
452
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,887
- We work it out at the house.
- Okay.
453
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,514
Oh!
454
00:22:26,556 --> 00:22:27,598
Let's go, husbands.
455
00:22:28,766 --> 00:22:30,017
Can't believe you paid that much
456
00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,728
for some blue dirt, Susan.
457
00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:34,188
Please. This much
indigo is worth
458
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:36,566
three times what I paid.
459
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,359
One thing I've learned
in my time here...
460
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,862
you people know so little.
461
00:22:41,446 --> 00:22:44,073
- Who are you? I mean...
- Alright, come on. Let's move.
462
00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:46,366
You work for her now.
Let's go. Let's go!
463
00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:49,036
Okay.
464
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,624
Hurry up.
465
00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:08,555
Stop crying.
466
00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:12,602
I can't stop crying.
He shot Izzy.
467
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,605
Wanna hear the story
of the wooden boy?
468
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,943
So, there once
was this boy, and... Wait.
469
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:22,695
Was it a puppet first?
470
00:23:22,737 --> 00:23:24,237
Yeah, it was a puppet first.
471
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,740
And they wanted to be real,
like a human or whatever,
472
00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:29,577
so they wished on a
monkey's paw to...
473
00:23:29,619 --> 00:23:33,456
Uh, d-do, do the
voice.
474
00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:41,047
Man, oh, man,
do I wish I were a real person.
475
00:23:45,093 --> 00:23:47,260
Do some more.
476
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:49,555
Oh, wow!
477
00:23:49,597 --> 00:23:52,767
The-The monkey paw, it glows!
478
00:23:52,809 --> 00:23:56,771
That's good.
479
00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:02,819
Right. Uh...
480
00:24:04,112 --> 00:24:05,321
So, what's the plan, Captain?
481
00:24:05,363 --> 00:24:06,406
Figured as first mate,
482
00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:08,825
I should be doin' somethin'.
483
00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:13,371
You know there's a bird
that never touches ground?
484
00:24:15,456 --> 00:24:19,043
It's born in the air.
Never once lands.
485
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:24,966
Spends its entire
existence in the sky.
486
00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:33,015
Sounds like something that maybe
actually can't exist, Captain.
487
00:24:33,975 --> 00:24:35,977
Never going back to land.
488
00:24:39,063 --> 00:24:40,690
Ah.
489
00:24:42,108 --> 00:24:45,862
We're gonna sail... rob...
490
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:50,283
raise hell forever...
and ever...
491
00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:51,784
without end.
492
00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:58,541
Sounds like a plan.
493
00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:01,627
Dismissed.
494
00:25:24,776 --> 00:25:27,403
Fuck you, Stede Bonnet.
495
00:25:35,787 --> 00:25:38,998
♪ My heart, my heart
is full of love ♪
496
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,042
Goodnight, Ed Teach.
497
00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:46,380
We are return, my
love. My ocean deep.
498
00:25:46,381 --> 00:25:49,092
Never more shall we be parted.
499
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:53,054
So, are we in soup now or...?
500
00:25:53,096 --> 00:25:56,265
Oh, I'm totally down
for that. I love soup.
501
00:25:56,307 --> 00:25:57,558
Same.
502
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:01,270
So you're not actually
a soup seller, are you?
503
00:26:02,605 --> 00:26:04,065
Not exactly.
504
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,776
So, who are you then?
505
00:26:06,818 --> 00:26:09,570
Avert your eyes.
506
00:26:09,612 --> 00:26:11,571
You are in the presence
507
00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:14,784
of Zheng Yi Sao, Pirate Queen!
508
00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:34,697
So then, the monkey's
paw started glowing.
509
00:27:34,739 --> 00:27:37,991
"I
pray to you, Dark Lord,
510
00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:41,828
"to make me real flesh.
511
00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:43,664
I want to be real flesh!"
512
00:27:43,706 --> 00:27:45,625
And then,
the monkey paw goes,
513
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,834
"I
will make you...
514
00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:51,631
the
fleshy boy you desire."
515
00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:56,176
"Oh, wow!
I'm starting to turn into flesh!
516
00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:59,597
It feels so soft!"35993
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