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JAKE: Are you guys
ready for this?
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BILLY: Yes, yes.
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Here it comes!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! [CHUCKLES]
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh my God!
That's so weird.GUNDERSON: Oh!
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Oh!
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Wow. Why don't we
hang out more often?
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I told you he can
still do it. I told you.All right.
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Yes, you can
vomit without
finger penetration.
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You're a freak
of nature.
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Thank you.You must be so
proud of yourself.
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You say that like
it's no big deal.
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Oh, you must be so...That's not easy to do
by the way.
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That actually burned more than
I thought it would.
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BILLY: That was amazing.GUNDERSON: Yeah.
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BILLY: Ah!Here he is.
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ALL: Rocks!
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GUNDERSON:
It's a time warpBILLY: Yeah!
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ROCKS: Hey, we can let go,
we don't...
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GUNDERSON: How are you doing?JAKE: Oh, God.
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Look at this we're getting
the band back together.This is weird.
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This is weird, but us.
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Holy shit, all right!
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Welcome to
my final day in
New York City.
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So, if you'll just
follow me, it begins.
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GUNDERSON: Here we go.JAKE: All right.
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Hey!All right.
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BILLY: Yes. Yeah.Did you burn your legs out?
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Whoo! Let's go
guys! Yeah!
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Hey, what'd you think
about to make yourself
throw up?
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Uh, the future.
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Oh!
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Are you gonna
tell him?
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Tell me what?
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It sucks. Maybe
I'll just bail.
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Bail? Bail on
what, Billy?
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BILLY: You don't
think I should?
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You don't think I should?Guys, what the hell
are you talking about?
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GUNDERSON: You don't wanna go
to work, don't go to work.
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Whoa! Work?
You're kid...
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Today? You shitting me?I have to go.
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Come on. No, no, no.
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Look, like,
yesterday, my partner
cornered me at the...
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At the firm and he said
because we have this...Not today.
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It's just gonna be
like, for an hour.
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All right. Ready?
Hold on. Hold on.
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Three, two, one, go. Go!
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Oh! Not even close.
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Not even close.
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Oh!
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I wasn't looking.
Did you see?
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I'm sorry, ladies,
are you missing
a little boy?
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Okay...Is this little
boy yours?
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Okay.He's not yours?
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He's just following us.
We don't know
whose he is.
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I have to pee.
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Oh, God I have to pee.
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Could be a different city.Correct. Yeah.
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So, even if you're clothed
when you have an erectionExactly.
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Yes.that's out and greasy.
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Okay.Up to two is this?
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JAKE: All right. All right.
Time to start drinking.
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Wanna make a toast.
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260 blocks,
the entire length
of Manhattan,
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my final day in
the city, so...
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To one last
great adventure.
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Okay, just
real quick.
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Does it have to be last?
How about another?
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Sure.You got it.
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Really?Wait a second, you
know what, how about...
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It's his toast.
Let him have his toast.
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Another in the
long series of...
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All right, fine.
In a long series
of adventure.
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[STAMMERS] Maybe just...
How about one?
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To coming
and semen.
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You got it.
I like it.
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I'll drink to that.
To coming and semen.Yeah.
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And all the joy
they provide.
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ROCKS: Yeah? Yeah.
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Oh wow!
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Did you hold up?
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It's like, it's like giving
head to a fine gentleman.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Give me that.BILLY: All right.
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Ah!
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Careful.Okay.
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All right.
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We gotta get
moving, guys,
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this island's not
gonna walk itself.260 blocks.
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[CAR HORNS BLARING]
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JAKE: All right,
now is as good
a time as any.
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A robber walks
into your house.ALL: Oh.
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That's what I'm
talking about. Robber
walks into your house,
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he puts a gun
to your head,
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says, Sophie's Choice,
you gotta pick one or
I'll shoot you in the face.
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All right.
Option one is...
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This is just
occurring to me,
but why is he a robber?
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Uh, you meet the
love of your life...I mean, what's he robbing?
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You of your time.This woman is
perfect. She's like.
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An 11 out of 10.
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All right. She got this
incredible body and
the sex is great.
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Intelligent.Is that
intelligent sex?
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Don't worry
about it, you're
never gonna have it.
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I'm gonna go on.
All right, so time comes
in the relationship,
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about six
months in...
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Where it's time to
meet her family, okay?
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So you all decide
to go away to
a little county house,
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just you and her
and her folks,
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for about
two weeks.
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But you all share
one bathroom.
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That's important.
All right, now
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for the entire time
you're there, remember,
two weeks, long time.
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Every time you have
to take a shit,
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you do it...
[CLEARS THROAT]
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You have to take
a shit in the bathtub.
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[CHUCKLES]
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All right, okay.Boom!
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Okay, all right, wait
I'll tell you what I'd do.
I would just hold it in.
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You can't.
You can't hold it in.
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Why not.Firstly, it's impossible.
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Secondly, it's
against the rules.
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And thirdly after you
leave that dookie
in the bathtub,
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you have to
deny it forever.
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You can never say
that it was you.Wow.
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BILLY: Is this a museum?
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ROCKS: Well, that ends the
relationship, so fine.
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Not necessarily, I mean,
remember, this is like,
the perfect woman,
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so she might
forgive you
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BILLY: Got it.
Shit down the drain.
Shit down the drain.
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GUNDERSON:
Geez, Billy.
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BILLY: What? I'm just trying
to understand the parameters
of the scenario.
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ROCKS: What's
option number two?
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JAKE: Uh, right.
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Option two.
Okay, so...
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For the next year,
starting tomorrow,
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everywhere
you go, you,
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and only you are
responsible for taking
two cars.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, the logistics...[MAN SHUSHES]
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Uh, so think
about it.
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If you need to go
to work, then you
need to drive there,
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then you have to
somehow get back,
walk or cab or something.
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And then you have
to take another car,
then you're there.
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Can you...No, you can't walk.
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Can...And no you can't
take the subway.
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Okay? You can't tow
the car. You can't get
a ride. Nothing like that.
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Okay.Uh...
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What kind of gas
mileage do these get?
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What is the
matter with you?
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How do you clothe
and feed yourself
seriously?
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How are you
such an asshole?
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Practice.Okay.
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Yeah?All right. I, okay
option two is
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take two cars and...
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Option one is
fortnight of in-law
bathtub shitting.
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Yeah. Okay.
Not even a question.
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I'm gonna go
option two.
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Uh.Take the two cars...
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Why is that not a question?
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'Cause I can't even
imagine what Emma's
parents would do.
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I don't even
wanna see it.Yeah.
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If I was to shit
in their bathtub.
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It's true and she
shouldn't forgive you.Nightmare.
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No.Shouldn't...
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Where is your
sense of romance?
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I mean this is the
love of your life
we're talking about.
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Yeah but the love
of your life should
leave you
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if you defecate
in the bathtub.
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You're...Don't knock freestyle
defecation, man.
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Okay, so that's
what you would do.
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You're a bathtub,
bathtub kinda guy?I'm not knocking it
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I just wanna be
honest about it.
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I'm just... I'm notYou don't have to
lie about it
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playing this game
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I find it childish
and silly.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Classic Gunderson.
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Do they have
museums in Ohio?Oh fuck.
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[CHUCKLES]Fuck you.
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You couldn't
help yourself.
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No, do you...
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This is a
dumb question.
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Is that a serious question?What museums are in Ohio?
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Uh, the...WOMAN: Excuse me.
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Sorry.We'll be quiet.
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Yeah.What is wrong with you?
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Who? Which one?
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Don't put your bare
feet on the bench
up like that.
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Come on.
She's right.
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Put it down.Sorry. Sorry.
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People actually have
to sit there after you.
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I got it.Put your feet down.
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I gotta put
my socks on.
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WOMAN:
It's disgusting.
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Okay.You've been
moving around
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and sitting there like
a child for 10 minutes.
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You're just
incredibly rude.
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Okay, that's called
cognitive dissonance.
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Yeah. Ding ding.
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I said, excuse me.Yeah, okay.
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And I said that's what
we call cognitive dissonance.
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Right, and then I put
my sock on. That's
what happened.
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So, we've have
covered everything.Come on, Barb.
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GUNDERSON: Oh, don't
drag Barbara into this.BILLY: Yeah.
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I'm gonna request that
you boys be thrown out.
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No.Wait, wait,
no, no, no.
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No don't do that.ALL: No.
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Why don't we just
step outside.
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You me,
Tweety Bird there.
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Let's take you out
for a nice juicy steak.
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Yeah.[CHUCKLES]
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ROCKS: We're young.
We're flirty.
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We're nervous.
I'm nervous around
older women.
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Because I assume
you're older,
I'm not sure.
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GUNDERSON:
We could all just
have a little fun.
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So let me ride the
lightning of your love.
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I would definitely
get that little canary
to sit on my finger.
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Come on.[ALL CHUCKLE]
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Fuck you!
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ALL: Oh!Shhh!
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You're in a museum.
Have some respect.
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Excuse me?
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[CHUCKLES][CHUCKLES]
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You really should
get your feet off there.
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Oh, dude.
For real it's disgusting.
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How old are you?She's got a great point.
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Really? Okay.Yeah.
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[FLUSHING]
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[SHAKING PERMANENT MARKER]
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Billy, let me ask
you a question.
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Do you have a single
independent thought
in that head of yours?
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Why are we friends
with you again?
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Yeah, why are we even
friends with you again?
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GUNDERSON: Come on,
you love me.
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I'm an anarchist,
but I'm not a dangerous one.
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I don't accept that
there's any order
in the cosmos
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but I do want
the trains to run.
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00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,739
I mean, I'm just looking
at the two of you and...
242
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:13,308
You do everything
he does, like,
you're just...
243
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:16,137
You're his shadow.
I mean why did you
order an egg cream?
244
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,704
What are you intimating?
I love egg creams.
245
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,183
Why else would I order...Delicious.
246
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,272
Yes, they are
delicious. Yeah.You love egg creams?
247
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,187
Then tell me,
lover of egg creams,
248
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,536
what's in an egg cream?
249
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,451
ROCKS: You don't have
to answer that.
250
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,844
What?No, he does.
251
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,454
What's, what's in
an egg cream?
252
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,108
It's fine. All right,
all right I'm gonna
tell you.
253
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,850
Okay. First of all
there is chocolate.
254
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,330
Cream.Chocolate syrup.
255
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:38,333
Syrup and there
are eggs in there.Seltzer. Seltzer.
256
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,291
ROCKS: Seltzer. Seltzer.BILLY: And there's Seltzer.
257
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,163
Whole milk...Uh, there's...
You know...
258
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,731
You know what,
there are... Who cares
what is in the egg...
259
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,341
I don't...
All that matters
260
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,777
is that they're refreshing
and delicious.Right.
261
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:48,691
Couldn't agree more.Okay?
262
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,235
[TRAIN WHISTLE SOUNDS]
263
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:21,202
GUNDERSON: Look no one
wants to stop you from going
and helping your dad,
264
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,160
but why are you
staying there?
265
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,381
You don't know anything
about rubber and plastic.
266
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,731
JAKE: Ach, what's there
to know. And that's not
the point anyway.
267
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,212
The point is that it's
a stable career and
that's what I need.
268
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,128
You know what else
is stable? Death.
You should try that.
269
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,217
Gee whiz, thanks, buddy.
That makes me feel
a whole lot better.
270
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,740
You're welcome.
271
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,829
JAKE: What do you want
me to do? My dad needs me,
you know.
272
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,178
He asked for my help
and I'm gonna help him.
273
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,224
If I don't go now,
he's gonna have to sell.
274
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,139
GUNDERSON: I guess
I didn't expect you
to give up.
275
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,967
Billy, maybe...Who said anything
about giving up?
276
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,751
My work is still up
at Starving Arts.
277
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,231
You know, like...
278
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,668
I can still paint from
wherever I am, including Ohio.
279
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,409
You know, Tabatha
thinks it's very sweet.
280
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,193
Oh, so you're taking
advice from your
ex-girlfriend?
281
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,195
Nice.A friend.
A current friend, as well.
282
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,980
Sure, that's a
sound decision.
283
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,243
Jesus, man there's
only so many times
I can watch my bank account
284
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,593
fall before zero before
I want to kill myself.
285
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:05,768
You know, I'm in
my thirties...
286
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,423
And I'm moving into
my dad's basement!
287
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,164
Temporarily, I said.
Temporarily.
288
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,296
Yeah, that's what everyone
who moves into their
dad's basement says.
289
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,211
Oh my God!And 30 years later
they murder someone.
290
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,779
Oh, I get it now.
I get it. So obvious.
291
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,956
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
You're gonna miss me.
292
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,392
You know me
better than that.
293
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,654
You are.
You're gonna miss me.
294
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,569
Come here. Give me
a goodbye kiss. Huh?No.
295
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,789
Don't touch me.You think our facial hair
is gonna stick together
296
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,704
Nobody, nobody
likes you.like Velcro? Baby. Baby.
297
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,705
GUNDERSON:
Nobody likes you.
298
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,750
ROCKS: I, uh...
299
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,056
I don't know how
anyone can do that.
300
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,841
I have to meet
the baby before we
name him officially.
301
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,365
Okay, no,
I get that but...
302
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,280
But have you
considered Billy?
303
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,848
Yeah, if he's
a humongous pussy.
304
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,458
I'll name him Billy.
305
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,505
Ah, the gallery.
306
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,204
Always look like
a coffee shop to me.[CHUCKLES]
307
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,032
Hey, Cece.
308
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,687
Where's my stuff?
309
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:56,645
CECE: Jake.
310
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,953
Ty didn't call you?
311
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,259
Who, Ty? No. Why?
What wrong?
312
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:03,870
Let's sit.
313
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,436
Okay.
314
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,178
Uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
315
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:10,398
McKenze was here.
316
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,749
What? Max McKenze?He was so drunk.
317
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,403
Oh, he's in town
because um...
318
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,145
'Cause that showing
of his, his early work.
319
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,799
It's going on all week
down in Soho.
320
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,714
They have a DJ.
321
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,325
And snacks.
322
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,937
Yeah, I know.He was um...
[CLEARS THROAT]
323
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,984
Totally sauced.
324
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,377
And he...
325
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,121
Well, he thought
that you were trying
to copy his style.
326
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,689
The whole New York
nostalgia thing.
327
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,170
What?I tried to explain
it to him.
328
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,475
Hold on. Hold on.
329
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,955
He thought I was
copying him?
330
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,696
He said that?
331
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,176
He destroyed them.
332
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,700
What the fuck
are you talking about?
333
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,311
Who did? Max McKenze
destroyed my paintings?
334
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,791
Jake, I am so sorry.
335
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:57,880
I am like...
336
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,361
Wait.
337
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,714
ROCKS: Feet are
already tired.BILLY: Yeah, I hear you.
338
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,717
I didn't know you
got a tattoo.
339
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,632
GUNDERSON:
Yes Billy, I have a tattoo.
340
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,331
Just saying for the record,
I did not know
that you did that.
341
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:15,942
Great story.
342
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,382
[SIGHS] Fuck me...
343
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:24,298
CECE: I saved this
one before he could
slice it up.
344
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,605
But not, not
before he...
345
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,130
Peed on it.
346
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,610
Excuse me?
He what on it?
That's piss?
347
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,353
You're always saying
how you wanted
to collaborate with...
348
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,964
Max MacKenze, so...
349
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:39,356
Now you have.
350
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,583
God, I feel so bad.
351
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,237
He put his paintings
up there specifically
352
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,847
'cause that's where
McKenze got his start.
353
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,935
Really?Yeah.
354
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,546
We should help him.
355
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,418
GUNDERSON: You can 't
help a dead man,
as the saying goes.
356
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,636
BILLY: That is not
a saying.
357
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,551
Maybe not in
your limited experience.
358
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,944
Guys, he doesn't want
to go back to Ohio.
359
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,337
I mean, he invited Tabatha.
Why did he do that?
360
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,252
Masochism.
361
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,254
No, he's just looking
for a reason to stay.
362
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,821
I'm been shaming
the guy all day.
It hasn't made a dent.
363
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,040
The dude is leaving.
364
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,607
No, we can
get him to stay.
365
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,261
Listen, I'm gonna
somehow, I'm gonna
skip this
366
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,871
checkup with Emma.
Can you still get
out of work, Billy?
367
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,351
Yeah, but you told me
not to skip.I know but
368
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,439
my heart is changed.No worries.
369
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,875
Done and done.Okay.
370
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,399
Ooh, and what irrational
foolhardy thing
should I do?
371
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,271
You two could stop
the constant bickering.
372
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,446
We're not
constantly bickering.
373
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,839
Yes we are.Okay, okay.
374
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,027
You know what guys,
let's uh... Let's...
375
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,637
Call it a day.No.
376
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,465
ALL: No, no, no.It's been great that
we got to hang out,
377
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,206
but you're busy,
we're all busy.
378
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,424
No, not anymore. No.No, no, forget it.
379
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,426
It's been taken care of,
let's keep walking.
380
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,862
Got a really good idea,
I think you'll like it.Come on, now, Jake.
381
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,081
Yeah?Absolutely, come on.
382
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,300
BILLY: Let's do this.
383
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,476
Okay.Come on.
Adventure time.
384
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,868
Let's gonna go down
memory lane.
You're gonna love it.
385
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:57,826
All right.
386
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,332
BILLY: It literally looks
exactly the same.
387
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,305
Hey man, thanks again for,
you know, letting us...
388
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,872
Uh, yeah,
no problem, man.
389
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,439
You guys want
some breakfast or...
390
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,657
Oh, did you
just wake up?
391
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,311
Oh, man remember
those days?
392
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,269
Barely.
393
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,056
[CHUCKLES] What?
394
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,712
BILLY: I had the bed
the other way, but still...
395
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,367
Lotta history
in this room, Alex.
396
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,368
Lot of history.
397
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,373
You know there was
a fire here,
like eight years ago.
398
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,504
Really?Yeah.
399
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,506
No, there was
no fire. Stop...
400
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,508
Don't start calling
it a fire again. Okay?
401
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:13,902
Hey, no
bickering, right?
402
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,558
He's just really
sensitive about the fire.
403
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,735
Takes a few minutes,
but it was like,
instantaneous.
404
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,519
Yeah.This place is so much
smaller than I...
405
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:28,351
So was there,
like a fire or not?
406
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,745
I try to help.
That's what I do.
I'm a hero.
407
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,965
You know if somebody
else like Jake
had been there,
408
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,532
who know? The whole
place would have
probably burned down.
409
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,360
Okay, there was no fire.
410
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,146
Okay? You destroyed
everything I owned.
411
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,669
Sorry, man.BILLY: With a fire
extinguisher.
412
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,149
Brings up a lot
of old issues.
413
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,761
I almost 100%
sure there was a fire.
414
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,111
If there was a fire,
why wasn't anything
in my room burned at all?
415
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,678
Because I put the fire out.
416
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,115
I prevented your room
from burning.
You're welcome!
417
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,640
Not a single part
of the room, Gunderson
was in the least bit charred.
418
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,815
Okay? And yet,
419
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,600
all my photographs
and my books
420
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,124
and my, my computer, my...
421
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:05,214
Magazine collection,
my mom's prized collection
422
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,738
of presidential campaign
buttons dating back to
Grover Garfield
423
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,219
were completely covered
in foam and destroyed.
424
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,743
[STAMMERS]
It's just a little difficult
to reconcile with this fire
425
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,137
that you so heroically
put out.
426
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,617
I think the important
question is,
427
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,532
who the hell
is Grover Garfield?
428
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,577
Okay, I misspoke.
429
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,144
That's not
a president.
430
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,059
It's not
the...
431
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,670
Point.
432
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:32,633
Hi.
433
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:33,590
No way.
434
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,857
Oh, yeah. That was here
when we got here.Huh.
435
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,165
MAN: Thought it was
pretty fucking Gershwin.
436
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,775
JAKE: Yeah,
it's pretty Gershwin.
437
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,038
JAKE: That's a good
thing, right?
438
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,606
MAN: Yeah, I guess.
439
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,609
You know, I feel
like doing something
really dumb.
440
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:55,264
What do you think?
441
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:58,833
Oh, I don't know you.
442
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:00,574
Uh, guys.
443
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,191
BILLY: No, no,
I know Mr. Kim.
444
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:13,195
Larry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah it's just that,
it's just flared up.
445
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,676
It's terrible timing
and I really wanted to come
to work today.
446
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,722
BILLY: It's just a general
kind of hurting feeling.
447
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,594
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
448
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:22,900
Uh, no, no, no.
449
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:24,337
It's a urologist...
450
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,600
[INAUDIBLE]
451
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,648
How much for all those?
Five?
452
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,433
How much for everything?
453
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,915
Squirrel and
a hydro post.
454
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,831
It's got a little nut for
a football.
455
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,224
What, Rocks
thought it was funny.
456
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,312
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
457
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:58,022
Bee in your face.
There's a bee in your face.
458
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,459
BILLY: I already have
an appointment.
459
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,287
You don't have
to do that.
It's in the network...
460
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,680
Don't wanna bother
your friend on a Saturday.
461
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,267
ROCKS: There he is.
462
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,704
JAKE: Hey.
What do you think?Hey.
463
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,186
I like it.JAKE: Yeah?
464
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,884
You gonna leave it here?Yeah.
465
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,973
This is kind of
a symbolic bathroom for me.
466
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,499
[CLEARS THROAT]
Truth be told Tabatha
and I actually...
467
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,501
Had sex in there.
468
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,285
Go on.
469
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,156
It was super uncomfortable.
470
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,812
But, you know I've
actually thought about it a
lot about it since then and...
471
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,120
Even though it was awful,
honestly awful.
Disgusting...
472
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,904
[FLUSHING]
473
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,733
I think it was maybe
one of the most
474
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,909
enjoyable sexual
encounters of my life.
475
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:00,520
In retrospect.
476
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,479
It's so hard to pee
with a boner.
477
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:04,785
[CHUCKLES]
I'm sorry about that.
478
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:09,137
God to say it out loud,
it sounds so uh, trite.
479
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,747
Sex in the bathroom?JAKE: Yeah.
480
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,709
No, no it sounds
all right.
481
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,798
I uh... I need
to tell you something.
482
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,105
When I saw
Tabatha...
483
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,977
She...At Ted and Audrey's?
484
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,935
Yeah, she told me
that her and...
485
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,764
You know,
what's-his-fuck broke up.
486
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:29,897
Sebastian?Yeah.
487
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:31,812
What are you
talking about?
488
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,248
Are you fucking
with me?
489
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,164
Tabatha's single now?
Currently single?
490
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,645
Yeah.Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.
491
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,211
And you found out
this when?
492
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,170
On Wednesday?
And now it's Saturday.
493
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,999
I thought she
was coming
to the walk,
494
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,567
she said you invited her
so I just figured you...
495
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,917
I wanted...Are you fucking...
You know what?
496
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,746
No, I glad I
didn't know that.
Wednesday was...
497
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:53,964
That was bad for me.
498
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,401
No, it is actually
good timing.
499
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:57,011
This is fucking
terrible timing.
500
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,187
Dude, I'm leaving
tomorrow.
501
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,754
I do not need
to know this now.
502
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,234
Oh, come on, man
this is fucked up.
503
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:04,584
I mean what am I going
to do with this information?
504
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,412
In fact why didn't
she tell me?
505
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:07,891
Fuck her!
506
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:09,893
I didn't mean that.
That was knee-jerk.
That's not me.
507
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,026
She's probably
in pain. Oh God.
508
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,290
I should call here.
No, no, no, no, no.
509
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,032
What? I don't understand
what you wanted me to do.
510
00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,251
God! Man, you know what
dick move for telling me.
511
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,863
Real dick move.
But I appreciate it.
512
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,995
That took guts.Should I not have
told you at all?
513
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,388
You should not
have told me at all.
514
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:27,824
No.Okay and I apologize.
515
00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:28,782
You should have
told me before.
516
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:30,871
Okay, then I'm not sorry
and you're welcome.
517
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,003
I can't do
the walk, it's...
518
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:35,136
No in fact...You can do the walk,
come on.
519
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,530
Ah! God!This changes nothing.
520
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,837
This changes nothing.You're right.
521
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:43,405
Right, let's go, Tabatha...
Rocks... Oh, fuck!
522
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,887
JAKE: No and to think that...
523
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,716
For the last three years
she was with Sebastian.
524
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,195
Tristan before that.
525
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:52,675
Where are the normal
names here?
526
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:55,069
She's almost literally
been with somebody
527
00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:57,027
every single day
since we broke up
and now that
528
00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:59,334
I have a chance
to be with her, I can't
529
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,858
because I'm leaving
and I'm never going
to see her again.
530
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,731
Okay, well, why
don't we focus
on the walk?
531
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:05,906
I mean, where
are we going next?
532
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:07,429
No, I think
Jake's right.
533
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:10,084
Let's focus on
things that we have
no control over.
534
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:12,216
Gunderson, will you
look at, look at him.
535
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,001
Okay? Look at this
little face.
536
00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:17,961
Cant' we, can't you be
supportive of this face
for once in your life?
537
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,267
I've been supportive.
538
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,922
Hey, who put the fire
out in your room?
539
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:24,664
Okay, for the last time
stop calling it a fire.
540
00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:27,318
Then what should
I call it? A conflagration?
541
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:28,929
A holocaust?Here we go.
542
00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:30,887
Just drop it.How dare you!
543
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,454
Let it go.We lost... No.
544
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,630
I will not...
I will not...
545
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:38,155
We lost great aunts and...You didn't lose
anyone at all.
546
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,070
Well, not directly but...ROCKS: I don't know
what that means.
547
00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:41,898
Indirectly,
almost surely...Okay, all right.
548
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:42,943
Fair. Fair.
549
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:47,251
Jake, I got a call
from work,
550
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,645
and one of my teachers
got food poisoning
551
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,125
for like,
the umpteenth time,
552
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:53,170
and I have to go in
for just an hour,
553
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,911
I couldn't get anyone
to cover, it's on the way.
554
00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,086
It'll just be an hour.
You guys can come.No.
555
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,740
Are you fuckin'
kidding me?
556
00:23:57,784 --> 00:24:00,656
It's on the way.No! Dude, not now!
557
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:04,051
Now's the worst possible
time. I've got an
existential crisis afoot.
558
00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,705
You don't mean
existential.
559
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:08,011
I don't even know
if I mean afoot.
What does afoot mean?
560
00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,105
ROCKS: Pythagorean's theorem,
you guys.
561
00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:16,890
It's super cool.
You're gonna have...
562
00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:18,718
Five to seven
questions on it.
563
00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,546
On the test,
depending on which
one you get.
564
00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,809
So, I wanna go over it
and make sure we all...
565
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,506
BILLY: Did you
just look at my test?
566
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:27,161
Gunderson, stop
looking at my test.
567
00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:29,206
GUNDERSON: I'm not
looking at your test.
568
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:32,906
I've already done
number 21.
569
00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,431
I bet you forgot
about the three quadratics,
Gunderson.
570
00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:41,436
GUNDERSON: I bet you forgot
that you're a college graduate
and this is pointless.
571
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,612
BILLY: It won't be
pointless when I beat you.
572
00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:44,831
GUNDERSON: Yes, it will.
573
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:48,182
Hey, is he almost
done with his class?
574
00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:49,052
[PHONE RINGING]
575
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:54,231
Is that Emma?
576
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,065
I'm just disappointed.
577
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,023
I know.
578
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,461
EMMA: I just...
579
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:08,985
I can't believe you
would miss one of
the last appointments
580
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,378
before the baby
would come.
581
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:13,207
I'm very sorry.
582
00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:15,992
And to go out drinking
with your friends...
583
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:19,822
It's just such
a fucking cliche and...Okay.
584
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:22,695
Oh my God! I sound
like I'm one of those
bitchy annoying girls.
585
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:27,787
Well, you have every
right to me mad, okay.
You do. I'm sorry.
586
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:30,224
I absolutely
shouldn't have missed
the appointment.
587
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:32,052
No, you should not
have missed
the appointment.
588
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:35,229
But it was not about
just drinking with
my friends, okay, it wasn't.
589
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,926
We are trying to get
Jake to stay.
590
00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:39,059
You know if he has
a good time today,
591
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:40,843
he might actually do that,
it could go either way.
592
00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:42,802
Really?Yes.
593
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,760
And you know between
Billy and Gunderson,
594
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,196
he's our only viable
babysitting option.
595
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,502
[CHUCKLES]
596
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,028
Oh.
597
00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:54,117
Okay. I can't
argue with that.
598
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,034
So listen...
599
00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:01,037
At the appointment
today...
600
00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:05,781
Doctor Leponis and I discussed
the birth plan...
601
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,304
Yeah.You know,
and who's gonna
602
00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:10,612
be in there when
it all goes down and...
603
00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:13,093
I decided that I want
to keep the participants
to a minimum.
604
00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:14,398
Fine. Yeah.
605
00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,879
Okay, it'll be
just... Just us.
606
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:18,838
Cozy.
607
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:21,928
No, I...
I mean not you.
608
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,539
She said that it's actually
really common
609
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,497
for women to not want
their partners in there...
610
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:28,282
Are you kidding?For that. I mean...
611
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,762
God! I don't want
you to see that.
612
00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:32,286
You just decided this?
613
00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:34,897
Well, Marcel, I...
614
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:37,508
You know that I've been
really stressed out
about this. I'm scared.
615
00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:39,641
I mean, what if you
don't want me after that?
616
00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,077
Are you kidding me
right now?
617
00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:43,732
You're not one who
has to have a baby
coming out...
618
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:45,908
Of your vagina, okay?
619
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,475
Yes, I do realize that.
620
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:49,303
I understand how
children are born.
621
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:51,653
Look, how would
you feel, if I brought
622
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:54,525
a bunch of strangers
into the bathroom to watch you
623
00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:56,963
do whatever it is you do
in there for 45 minutes.
624
00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:58,573
That's not something
that you want people to see.
625
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,140
What are you
talking about?
626
00:27:00,183 --> 00:27:03,317
How is me being there
for the birth of our son
remotely like
627
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,972
you bringing in strangers
to watch me take a dump?
628
00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:07,756
Okay, I get that
that's not a great analogy,
now, okay.
629
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,323
No, it's not a great
analogy at all.
630
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:10,585
It's not even a
mediocre analogy.
631
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,456
I don't, I don't even
understand. Am I...
632
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,762
Am I the one going
into the bathroom?
633
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,068
Am I bringing
in the strangers?
634
00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:15,895
No, you're the stranger.
635
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,548
[SIGHS]
636
00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:22,728
I didn't mean
it like that.
637
00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:24,817
Yeah, you did.
638
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,212
Oh shit!
639
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,870
[STUDENTS CHATTER]BILLY: Okay, I don't know who
any of you are...
640
00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,306
BILLY: Inside voices, please.
641
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:38,657
Is there a Renee here?
642
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,007
Tasha? Is that right?
643
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,183
All right. Kuyken...
Kuykendall? Is that you?
644
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,576
Wait, what's
your question?
645
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,274
I don't know
what a function is.
646
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:48,579
What is a function?
647
00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:49,711
How come you
don't know the answer?
648
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,931
Well, I...
Guys, can you?
649
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,324
Look, none of this
matters in the real world.
650
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:55,804
And I don't even
teach here.
651
00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:57,980
Is that lady
Mr. Reznowski's wife?
652
00:27:58,024 --> 00:27:59,939
No, that is his fiancee,
but they love...
653
00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:01,592
So his kid's gonna
be a bastard?
654
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:03,029
[CHUCKLES] Yes.
655
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,726
What are they
arguing about?
656
00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,554
JAKE: Ah, good question.
657
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:09,339
You know, actually French
playwright Jean Anouilh
put it best.
658
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:11,733
Okay, my friend
is having an
existential crisis, please.
659
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:13,735
He does not
mean existential.
660
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,389
You know what,
you need to know this.
661
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,434
You really do.
So write his down
if you have to.
662
00:28:17,478 --> 00:28:19,349
Life is not gonna
turn out the way
you planned it.
663
00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:21,569
That's the bottom line.
664
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,310
Okay. And here's
another piece of advice.
665
00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:25,965
Don't invest in anyone.
666
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,184
You probably
meet a guy,
667
00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,056
and he's gonna
be great.
668
00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:32,754
And you'll love him
and you give
everything to him
669
00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:33,755
and just when
you think it's perfect...
670
00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,452
He's gonna take
your heart,
671
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,628
he's gonna put it
in a blender and
he's gonna press frappe.
672
00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:38,978
Okay. Then he's gonna
pour it down the toilet
673
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:41,545
and if that
wasn't bad enough,
674
00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,765
you're gonna jump on
into that toilet after
and try and grab it
675
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:47,247
and you're gonna come out
the other side covered
in piss and shit
676
00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,379
like Tim Robbins at the end
of Shawshank Redemption
677
00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:51,773
and if you haven't
seen that movie,
678
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,688
then I cannot help you.
679
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,429
Okay? But here's
the good news.
680
00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:57,605
Okay, because
at the end of all that,
681
00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:00,216
the next thing you got
marked on your calendar
682
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:03,176
is a probably painful,
inevitable death.
683
00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,484
GUNDERSON:
So, all right,
class dismissed.
684
00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:09,182
Right, why don't
you figure this out...
685
00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:14,404
Hey, Em.Bye, guys.
686
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:18,147
[SIGHS]
687
00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:37,253
Decisions. That's the
big thing right now.
688
00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,255
We're just having all
these arguments about...
689
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,127
You know what color
the baby's room should be.
690
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:43,477
Yellow or cream,
things like that.
691
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,392
Yellow.ROCKS: And I find myself
692
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:47,307
talking all these hard lined
positions really just to
argue, I mean...
693
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:49,831
I don't care what color
the actual baby's room is,
694
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,354
'cause in the end
it doesn't matter.
695
00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:52,703
BILLY: It should be yellow.But I hear myself arguing
696
00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:54,836
that one color
will literally lead
697
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,317
the child becoming
president and the other one's
gonna make him a murderer.
698
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,709
Same thing.
699
00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,886
Yeah, it's totally
irrational, all right,
I mean...
700
00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:03,062
Nobody actually
remembers what color
their baby room was.
701
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,715
Yellow.
702
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:05,847
Really?
703
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:06,935
Yeah.
704
00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,067
Explains a lot.
705
00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:09,068
It was awesome.
706
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:16,249
BILLY: What are we
doing here? Is this
a planned stop?
707
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:17,772
I hate cathedrals!
708
00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:20,470
BILLY: Ugh!
709
00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,884
And the answer is,
back in 1895,
710
00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:44,538
"Construction
of the cathedral
711
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:47,933
"was halted due
to a labor dispute
712
00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,587
"that resulted in..."
713
00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:53,373
[CLICKS TONGUE] Fuck it.
714
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:54,417
No. [CHUCKLES]
715
00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:56,680
Put myself to
sleep with that.
I apologize...
716
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:57,856
What happened
to labor dispute?
717
00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:00,336
Oh, who cares. Fuck it.
You know. [SIGHS]
718
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:03,209
You know what,
teaching here
is one of the...
719
00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:05,994
One of the great
achievements of mine
in New York.
720
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:07,561
Maybe the only
great achievement.
721
00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:09,171
That's not true.That's not true,
come on.
722
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,433
It's true! No,
honestly. I think
I did about the only thing.
723
00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:11,478
No, that's
not true.
724
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:14,655
GUNDERSON: None
of your students have
amounted to anything. So...
725
00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:16,483
Yeah.Doesn't really count
as an achievement.
726
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:17,876
BILLY: Gunderson,
come on...
727
00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:19,312
ROCKS: Yeah, you know,
like, great achievements.
728
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:20,835
No.ROCKS: I mean, that's it.
729
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,532
No, but...What about that show
you had in New Jersey?
730
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,186
Yeah...That was awesome.
731
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,535
It was in New Jersey
but still...You had one in Staten...
732
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:27,189
You had a thing
in Staten Island.
733
00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:28,451
I mean, if
it's Staten Island,Yeah.
734
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:30,323
It's something.It's something.
735
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,542
GUNDERSON: Remember,
you almost sold
a painting on the subway?
736
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:33,935
BILLY: Oh, yeah!No, no, no.
737
00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:36,372
The guy almost
stole the painting
on the subway.
738
00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:38,026
BILLY: Oh.GUNDERSON: But still,
he liked it.
739
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,506
Yeah, I guess.
740
00:31:39,549 --> 00:31:40,724
I mean,
people who are
really excited...
741
00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:42,248
You gotta start
somewhere.
742
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,162
That's true,
I guess.It's tough.
743
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,686
I don't know.
It's good.
744
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:47,557
This is actually...
Kind of makes me feel good.
745
00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:48,819
I love this place.
746
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:51,474
Really, 'cause
these are garbage.
747
00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:54,216
And your fridge
is gonna be
filled with that.
748
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,392
ROCKS: Yeah, I hope.
749
00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,612
How do you pretend
to like that?
That's awful.
750
00:31:58,655 --> 00:31:59,787
I don't have
to pretend.
That's a beauty.
751
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,615
I mean, I...
I genuinely
like this.
752
00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:04,270
You're not understanding what
this kid did with space,
negative space.
753
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,185
Uh...GUNDERSON: Now, I understand
why you like Jake's stuff.
754
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:07,360
Hey...
755
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:09,362
Is it about the money?
756
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:11,581
Does your dad need...
I mean...
757
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:12,974
Is that why
you're leaving?
758
00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:14,758
If it is,
I'm more than happy...
759
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:16,021
I don't want
your money.
760
00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:16,978
I'm just saying,
I'll give you a little...
761
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,849
I'm not your
charity case, okay?
762
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:20,590
Jacob.
763
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:28,033
I was wondering
if you could clear up
something for me.
764
00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:30,687
Weren't you planning
on breaking up
with Emma
765
00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:33,299
before you found out
she was carrying
your demon seed?
766
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:34,735
I... [STUTTERS]
767
00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:37,259
No, man, I...Really,
you weren't?
768
00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:40,610
No, we were gonna have
a bit of a conversation
769
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:43,657
that, you know,
could've pre-empted...Good.
770
00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:46,051
But...And my son.
771
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,836
Right, yeah.
But the fact...But, I...
772
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,272
I don't... We were
definitely not gonna
break up, no.
773
00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:52,405
Not... Not for sure.Hmm.
774
00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:01,675
What's the latest?
775
00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:04,025
Well, my partner
at the firm
776
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,635
has actually set up
an appointment
777
00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:07,681
with his
urologist friend
for me today.
778
00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:08,595
Right.
779
00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,510
So I am telling him
780
00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:12,903
that the rash
has spread to my legs
781
00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:14,688
and I'm having
trouble walking.Ah. Oh.
782
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:17,256
Ergo, I won't be
able to go
to his doctor.
783
00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:18,474
Yeah. [SIGHS]Well...
784
00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:19,475
Sounds medically dubious.
785
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:20,650
Yeah.
786
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,310
[SIGHS]
787
00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:32,880
Hey, do you think
that the guys
hate me?
788
00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:34,925
Yeah.
789
00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:37,754
No, seriously.
790
00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:41,758
I mean, the whole
lawyer thing,
the money,
791
00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:44,065
it just
feels different
792
00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:46,633
than when we were all
unemployed and broke.
793
00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,374
Yeah, you don't wanna
go back to that, though.
794
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,723
Well, I mean, do I?
795
00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:51,551
Remember how much
you used to give blood?
796
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,379
Yeah...It's not safe.
797
00:33:53,422 --> 00:33:55,511
Yeah, but it was...
It was sort
of exciting.
798
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:57,035
I guess.
799
00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,561
I keep thinking about
800
00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:04,825
what the most
important thing is
for my son, what I...
801
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:06,653
What I want
for him the most,
802
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:09,264
besides, obviously
wanting him to be...
803
00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:11,658
Healthy, easy-going...Yeah, sure.
804
00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:14,400
I think it's just
for him to be confident
805
00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:15,488
and not worrying
all the time,
806
00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:17,490
about what
everyone else thinks.
807
00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:21,494
Yeah.
808
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,802
Yeah, okay.
I like that.
809
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:32,635
I'm sorry
for your loss.
810
00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:47,563
[SIGHS] My God...
811
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:52,525
The thing is, that I can't
really talk to my friends
about it, you know.
812
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:54,483
They're good guys, but...
813
00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,965
[SIGHS] It's...
We're not really
the kind of guys
814
00:34:58,008 --> 00:35:00,272
who can, you know,
open up and...
815
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,839
[CLEARS THROAT]
And really, I'm sorry,
816
00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:04,580
is there meant
to be, like, a booth
817
00:35:04,624 --> 00:35:07,017
or a partition,
or wall, or...
818
00:35:07,061 --> 00:35:09,672
That's confession
in a Catholic
church, Jacob.
819
00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:11,761
We are Episcopalian.
820
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,024
Sure. Okay.
[CLEARS THROAT]
821
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:18,812
Just kind of feels
weird talking
to someone I can't see.
822
00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:20,248
I feel that way
every time I talk
to God.
823
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:22,163
[LAUGHS] Zing.
824
00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:23,860
Not really.
825
00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:25,514
No. I guess not.
826
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,214
Well, I may as well
just dive into it, then.
827
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:32,086
I think I'm still in love
with Tabatha. [LAUGHS]
828
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,566
There it is.
I am.
829
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,046
And I also know
that my dad needs me.
830
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,178
That's important.
831
00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:39,093
Especially now.
He's sick.
832
00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:44,664
But I just... I can't
shake this feeling
833
00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:47,275
that maybe leaving
is the wrong thing
to do.
834
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:50,191
Let me tell you this.
835
00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:53,151
God very rarely
limits us to two options.
836
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,589
In fact, our choices
are endless, infinite.
837
00:35:57,938 --> 00:35:59,853
But it is up to us
to make one.
838
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,290
I would love to be able
to tell you what to do.
839
00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:04,640
But I'm an Episcopalian,
not a Catholic priest.
840
00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:05,554
Right.
841
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,731
I get it. [LAUGHS] Okay.
842
00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:12,518
You know what,
just before I...
I'm not 100% on it.
843
00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:15,521
So, when you
say "infinite"
you know, there...
844
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,349
How many
is that exactly?
845
00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:18,915
It's like with Jesus.
846
00:36:18,959 --> 00:36:20,134
Okay, hold on. [LAUGHS]
847
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:22,658
Accepting we
all know how that
turned out for him.
848
00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:24,443
You know.
849
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:27,228
No, I'm just...
It's just...
I'm just saying.
850
00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:28,664
It's probably not
the best example,
that's all.
851
00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:30,666
Go on.
852
00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:33,147
I tell you what,
maybe it's time
853
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:36,498
that you convert
some of that
analytical energy
854
00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:38,848
into kinetic energy.
855
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:42,852
Right.
856
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:02,481
ROCKS: [SIGHS]
Why is he
taking us east?
857
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:03,917
[CHILDREN SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY]
858
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,961
GUNDERSON: Maybe
he's gonna go
to the bathroom.
859
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:06,180
I need a cupcake.
860
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,660
I'm out of breath.
861
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,098
What the fuck is this?
862
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,275
ROCKS: It's a birthday
party for children.
863
00:37:15,189 --> 00:37:16,712
Goddamn it!
864
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:32,206
Hey. [LAUGHS]
865
00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:35,731
Jake! [LAUGHS]Yeah! Hey.
866
00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:38,908
Hey. Hey, Raja, Ankur.
867
00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:40,780
Marty.Wait. Did you finish
your walk?
868
00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:42,695
No, not yet.
869
00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,305
We will.
I just wanted to...
870
00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:45,959
Have you got
a second?
871
00:37:46,002 --> 00:37:48,309
Could I talk to you
for a second?
872
00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:49,615
Uh, yeah.Okay. [LAUGHS]
873
00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:51,399
Of course.Come on.
874
00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,140
No, I'm
not cheating!
875
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:56,448
BILLY: I'm serious.
876
00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,841
I cannot fucking
believe this.
877
00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:00,887
I haven't been...
No, I abandoned
work for this
878
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:03,846
and now, Jake just
diverts the whole thing
for his ex-girlfriend?
879
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,500
It's unconscionable!
880
00:38:05,544 --> 00:38:08,024
I wanna fly! I wanna fly!
I wanna fly!
881
00:38:08,068 --> 00:38:09,504
Oh! Hey, there.
882
00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:10,723
Sorry, little fella,
883
00:38:10,766 --> 00:38:12,464
but we're all
out of pixie dust.
884
00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:14,596
Oh. Oh my...
Oh, my God!
885
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,207
He just licked me!Yeah! Get him!
Get him!
886
00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:18,861
Why did you lick me,
you little monster?
887
00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,994
Hey! I gotcha!
888
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,648
Hands! Stop it!
Stop it!
889
00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,999
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky,
go, go over there.
890
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:26,913
Over there.
891
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:28,741
Ugh!
That kid is awful!Oh.
892
00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:30,569
Kid is my son.
893
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:33,223
Oh! Hey, friend.
894
00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:34,616
Guys.
895
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:35,965
ROCKS: Hey, Zeke,
how you doing?[LAUGHS]
896
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,793
Whoa! Blast from
the past...
897
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:39,273
What are you guys
doing here?
898
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,666
Jake came
to visit Tabatha.
899
00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:44,017
We're on a bit of a...
Nostalgia tour.
900
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,671
Seriously?Yeah.
901
00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:48,630
I thought nostalgia
was supposed to be
a pleasant thing.
902
00:38:49,501 --> 00:38:50,806
[CHILDREN SCREAMING
AND LAUGHING]
903
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,115
Right. So...Yeah.
904
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,379
So you have to shit
in a bathtub?
905
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:01,034
Yeah, two weeks,
and you can't
tell anyone.
906
00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:03,776
You have to
deny it forever.Yeah...
907
00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:04,820
You know,
I forgive that.
908
00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:06,300
Really?
909
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,911
Yeah! For the love
of my life, yeah. Yeah.Wow!
910
00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:10,652
Wow.
911
00:39:10,696 --> 00:39:12,872
Yeah. But that does not
give you permission
912
00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:15,831
to shit in Chuck
and Joyce's bathtub.
Do not do it.
913
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,398
Oh, bummer.
Yeah. [SIGHS]
914
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,487
And as far as
the second part...
915
00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:21,663
Hey, should I stay
in New York?
916
00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:23,578
Do you think?
917
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:26,407
Am I doing
the right thing by...
918
00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:37,217
I gotta get back
to the party.
919
00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:39,872
Hmm.
920
00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,351
You still got it.
921
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:43,745
Yeah.
922
00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:54,103
[BABY WAILING][MAN SHUSHING]
923
00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:59,848
MAN: Hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
924
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,199
[BABY'S CRYING CONTINUES]
925
00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:06,942
MAN: You got a problem?
926
00:41:07,552 --> 00:41:09,118
You got an issue?
927
00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:10,250
Do you have
a problem?
928
00:41:10,293 --> 00:41:12,208
All right, I'm gonna
give it a shot.
929
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:15,168
Oh. Yeah, sure.
She doesn't
like men, so...
930
00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:17,518
Oh. Let's see
how this works.[STOPS WAILING]
931
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:18,954
There you go. Yeah.
932
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:20,129
[CLEARS THROAT]
933
00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:21,653
There you go.
934
00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:23,219
Kids like me.Yeah.
935
00:41:23,263 --> 00:41:24,394
I don't really
like them.
936
00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:26,266
But what are you
gonna do?
937
00:41:27,049 --> 00:41:27,963
Don't ruin
her life.
938
00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:29,269
Ah.Yeah.
939
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,015
[WAILING]
940
00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:37,016
Thanks.
941
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:41,281
Okay.Argh! Go!
942
00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:45,546
Whoo! [SCREAMS]
943
00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:50,986
[SCREAMS]
944
00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:52,771
[LAUGHING]
945
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,342
Terrible choice.Gun!
946
00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:01,344
[SHRIEKS] It's Melanie!
947
00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:02,998
[LAUGHS] Melanie Ortmeyer?
948
00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:05,827
Well, Melanie Macdonald now.
I thought that was you.
949
00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:06,959
Do you remember me?
950
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:08,874
You're that girl
that doesn't
listen, right?
951
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:11,267
I can't believe it!
So what are
you doing here?
952
00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,442
Living a
personal nightmare.
953
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:13,574
This is such a coincidence.
954
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:16,055
You know, I just
had a dream about you.
955
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,013
Who cares!
956
00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:20,973
God! You know,
I haven't seen you
since Teach for America.
957
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:24,237
Yeah.I was a fucking
disaster, right?
958
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,238
You don't really wanna
have this conversation.
959
00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:26,500
Oh!Do you?
960
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,806
You're here with Jake.
961
00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:29,242
I saw him, too.
962
00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:32,027
It's just like
old times, huh?Not at all.
963
00:42:32,071 --> 00:42:33,463
I've got my little
rugrat running around
here somewhere.
964
00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:35,683
I don't give a shit.
You have stupid glasses.
965
00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,467
You never
would've have thought
I'd be a mom, right?
966
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:38,686
I thought you'd
be dead by now.
967
00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:40,079
I feel so old
968
00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:41,254
just saying it
to you...Yeah, same to you later.
969
00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:43,038
[GASPS] Oh. Bye!
970
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,823
[SCREAMS]
971
00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:49,088
Ahh! Why is this
happening to me?
972
00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:52,700
Help!
973
00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:55,616
[SCREAMS] You fucking
bit me
974
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:57,618
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
Yeah. Get him.
975
00:42:57,662 --> 00:43:00,055
Oh, my God!
It's a nightmare!
976
00:43:00,969 --> 00:43:02,580
[LAUGHING] Yes...
977
00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:10,544
BILLY: Oh, God!
Get off. Get off of me!
978
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,763
Um...
979
00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:14,243
Do you have
another second just to...
980
00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:15,331
It'll be quick.
981
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:17,551
Oh. I can't.
982
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,248
Well, we can. We did.
983
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:20,685
So we've already
984
00:43:20,728 --> 00:43:22,687
kind of, you know, done.
It's been did. So...
985
00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:24,253
I... I can't...
986
00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:25,864
I'm still
in love with you.
987
00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:29,041
So...
988
00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:33,654
Yeah.
989
00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:36,178
I'll you get
back to the pixie
dust station.
990
00:43:36,222 --> 00:43:37,440
Okay.Don't say it
unless you mean it.
991
00:43:37,484 --> 00:43:40,095
Okay, then, I'm still
in love with you.
992
00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:41,314
Tabatha...
993
00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:45,797
[CHUCKLES] Look.
994
00:43:49,496 --> 00:43:52,107
My parents are having
one of their pre-show
dinner parties
995
00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:54,196
in, like,
in an hour and a half?
996
00:43:54,849 --> 00:43:56,546
Why don't
you come by?
We'll talk.
997
00:43:56,590 --> 00:43:58,461
Yeah. Done.
[LAUGHS] All right.
998
00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:00,638
Look, I... I'm just
warning you.
999
00:44:03,162 --> 00:44:06,078
I've been crying
for, like, three days,
on and off.
1000
00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:08,689
Mostly, on.
1001
00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:12,780
So I don't know
if this is nostalgia or...
I just...
1002
00:44:12,824 --> 00:44:14,347
Come at your own peril,
that's what I'm saying.
1003
00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:16,044
Understood.[WHISPERS] Okay,
no more talking.
1004
00:44:16,828 --> 00:44:18,656
We'll talk about it
on the way over.
1005
00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:20,353
[MUFFLED] Okay.
1006
00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,007
[CHUCKLES]Great.
1007
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:25,750
Oh. Can I
meet you there?
1008
00:44:26,359 --> 00:44:27,577
Mmm-hmm.Okay.
1009
00:44:28,927 --> 00:44:30,145
Okay.
1010
00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:33,322
Fuck...
1011
00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:36,238
How quickly...
What is the vaginal
rejuvenation like?
1012
00:44:36,282 --> 00:44:38,806
[LAUGHS] Good question.
1013
00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:40,895
That I don't
actually know.
1014
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:42,941
Because Noreen
had a c-section.
1015
00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:45,117
Oh, okay.Right, so it was fine.
1016
00:44:45,813 --> 00:44:48,860
Or it would've been fine
if we have had any desire
1017
00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,252
to have sex afterwards.
1018
00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:52,211
[GROANS]
1019
00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:54,822
Do you remember
boys' breakfast
every Saturday?
1020
00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:56,215
Yeah.God.
1021
00:44:57,433 --> 00:44:59,000
The only way
that a girl
would get invited
1022
00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:01,437
was if she'd slept
with one of us
the night before.
1023
00:45:01,481 --> 00:45:02,438
Bunch of assholes!
1024
00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:03,788
[LAUGHS]
1025
00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:06,791
Anyway,
boys' breakfast turns
into couples' brunch,
1026
00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:09,663
which eventually
becomes birthday parties.
1027
00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:13,406
Completely elaborate,
unnecessarily complicated
birthday parties
1028
00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:16,061
at which I am dressed
as a pirate.
1029
00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:17,802
[INHALES]
1030
00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:20,413
And somebody's gotta
take you to breakfast.
1031
00:45:21,457 --> 00:45:23,764
I haven't
had pancakes
in eight years.
1032
00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:25,200
I'll make you pancakes.
1033
00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:26,636
Shit!
1034
00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:30,684
What? I'm
doing it now.Now.
1035
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,859
You're doing it now?Dad!
1036
00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:33,208
Yes, I...
I'm getting
the dessert.
1037
00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:34,470
What do you mean,
what have
I been doing?
1038
00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:35,254
I'm... I've
been playing
with children!
1039
00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:36,777
[RICKY SCREAMING]
1040
00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:39,998
Now!Ricky, not now.
1041
00:45:40,041 --> 00:45:42,130
Ricky,
that's enough.Now!
1042
00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:44,698
WOMAN: Before the party
1043
00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:46,656
that I organized...Dad!
1044
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:47,657
I planned this!
1045
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:57,450
Oh. Okay.
1046
00:45:57,493 --> 00:45:59,452
Guys, I need
to tell you something.[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1047
00:45:59,495 --> 00:46:01,062
BILLY: Oh,
look who it is!
1048
00:46:01,106 --> 00:46:02,629
Jake, it's my partner.
1049
00:46:02,672 --> 00:46:04,718
You know the guy
I've been lying to all day
1050
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,372
so that we could
go out and have
an adventure,
1051
00:46:06,415 --> 00:46:07,808
that guy,
remember that?
1052
00:46:07,852 --> 00:46:09,418
Yeah, I do.Unconscionable.
1053
00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:11,725
Yeah, I know,
I got the files.
1054
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:12,857
You know what,
I'm actually
1055
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,423
on my way
to the doctor's
right now.
1056
00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:17,339
He's gotta go.
Fuck you!Oh.
1057
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:19,385
Gunderson,
what the fuck!
1058
00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:21,430
What the fuck![MOCKS] "What the fuck!"
1059
00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:23,824
This... No,
this is not a joke,
okay? This is my job.
1060
00:46:23,868 --> 00:46:25,521
Oh, it's not
a joke?
No.
1061
00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:26,740
Is this a fucking joke,
"This is a Tattoo?"All right, guys.
1062
00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:28,873
You know what,
I told you before that
1063
00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:30,352
I didn't know
that you got a tattoo.JAKE: Okay.
1064
00:46:30,396 --> 00:46:32,006
GUNDERSON: Oh, you didn't
know I got a tattoo.Guys.
1065
00:46:32,050 --> 00:46:33,268
BILLY: That is correct.For one second,
if I could just...
1066
00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:34,487
And anyway mine
is completely different.
1067
00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:35,314
Rocks.
1068
00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:38,273
What? Just leave
me out. What...Rocks!
1069
00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,101
Yeah, fine.
He knew.
1070
00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:42,277
Rocks!
1071
00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:44,453
When he found out
about your "This is not
a Tattoo" tattoo,
1072
00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:46,064
he decided
it'd be ironic
1073
00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:47,630
if he got a "This is
a Tattoo" tattoo.
1074
00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:49,023
It doesn't matter.
Who cares?
1075
00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:50,546
That's not ironic,
you imbecile.
1076
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:52,853
Yeah, it is!No, it's not!
1077
00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:55,290
You have a tattoo
that says it's a tattoo.
1078
00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:58,467
That's the exact
opposite of what
"ironic" means!
1079
00:46:58,511 --> 00:47:00,861
Yeah, but that
is the ironic part.
1080
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,558
No, it's not.Yes, that's what
I was going for.
1081
00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:05,605
You're a fucking idiot.
1082
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:07,694
Fucking stop it, okay?
1083
00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:10,871
Gunderson,
you are a shit-face,
you know that?
1084
00:47:10,915 --> 00:47:13,831
You're an inconsiderate
shit pile!
1085
00:47:14,266 --> 00:47:15,571
All right.
You know what?
1086
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:17,225
You know what?
1087
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,621
I wish that I let
your stuff burn up
in that room.
1088
00:47:22,448 --> 00:47:23,405
You fucking...
1089
00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:26,191
[LAUGHING]Ow!
1090
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,324
Cut it out, guys.
1091
00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,109
BILLY: You son of a...
1092
00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:33,763
So civil.
1093
00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:34,808
What are you doing?
1094
00:47:35,635 --> 00:47:37,158
Stop. Enough. Billy!
1095
00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:38,986
JAKE: Leave him alone!
Get off of him!I will pummel you!
1096
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,293
All right. Fine! It was me!
All right, it was me!
1097
00:47:41,336 --> 00:47:42,555
I did it.
Not Gunderson, me.
1098
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:44,644
It was me!
1099
00:47:45,384 --> 00:47:47,734
Stop it!
It wasn't Gunderson!
1100
00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:50,432
I ruined your stuff!
All right?
1101
00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:55,698
[SIGHS] I destroyed
your stuff, all right?
I'm sorry.
1102
00:47:55,742 --> 00:47:57,744
It's true. It wasn't me.
1103
00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,442
JAKE: I was hammered.
I mean...
1104
00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,575
I was shit-faced
and I thought
it'd be funny.
1105
00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:04,577
I had no idea
1106
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:07,362
that the foam
in those extinguishers
1107
00:48:08,407 --> 00:48:10,322
cause so much damage.
I thought they were...
1108
00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:11,584
What?
1109
00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:12,977
Gunderson wasn't
even with me.
1110
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,153
You just immediately
assumed it was him.
1111
00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:18,112
I got to say,
I admired your work
1112
00:48:18,156 --> 00:48:20,158
and was happy
to take credit for it.
1113
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,942
I can't believe
you took the blame
this whole time.
1114
00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:22,943
JAKE: It was dick
thing to do, Billy.
1115
00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,858
I should've
told you sooner
1116
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:27,339
and I will totally
pay you back
for everything
1117
00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:30,385
that was damaged,
with interest.
1118
00:48:30,429 --> 00:48:32,213
Wow, feels good.
1119
00:48:32,257 --> 00:48:34,563
That actually
feels good.
It's a relief.
1120
00:48:34,607 --> 00:48:37,001
[CHUCKLES]
Dragging that around
for so long.
1121
00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:38,524
It's good. It's nice...
Nice feeling.
1122
00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:40,221
[SIGHS]
1123
00:48:41,614 --> 00:48:43,659
There's one other thing
I need to tell you.
1124
00:48:43,703 --> 00:48:45,226
About the walk.
1125
00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:46,967
and Tabatha [LAUGHS]
1126
00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:08,423
[SIGHS] Guys, no offense,
1127
00:49:08,467 --> 00:49:09,990
but, you're
not invited, all right?
1128
00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,513
I need to do this
on my own.
1129
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,081
Damn it,
that's broken. [SIGHS]
1130
00:49:15,561 --> 00:49:16,954
Let the record show
1131
00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:19,304
that I'm no longer
in this to keep
Jake in New York.
1132
00:49:19,347 --> 00:49:21,610
Excuse me? You're trying
to keep me in New York?
1133
00:49:21,654 --> 00:49:23,482
Well, it was.
Now, I just wanna
make sure
1134
00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:25,484
that you and Tabatha
never get back together.
1135
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,007
Are you fucking with me?
1136
00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:29,009
You're trying to break
Tabatha and me up?
1137
00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:30,663
You guys aren't
together now. [LAUGHS]
1138
00:49:30,706 --> 00:49:33,187
Not current...
You know what I mean,
for crying out loud.
1139
00:49:33,231 --> 00:49:34,449
You guys
are awful together.
1140
00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:36,669
You're worse
than Heathcliff and Cathy.
1141
00:49:36,712 --> 00:49:38,845
I was always
more of a Garfield
man myself.
1142
00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:40,281
I'm just looking
out for you.
1143
00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:42,066
You don't need
to look out.
I can look after my...
1144
00:49:42,109 --> 00:49:43,632
You know what,
I had the stupid idea
1145
00:49:43,676 --> 00:49:45,504
that maybe you'd be
happy for me. God, stupid.
1146
00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:46,896
I was happy
for you, Jake,
1147
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:48,681
when I thought
we're gonna be
out adventuring.
1148
00:49:48,724 --> 00:49:50,465
All right.
Why don't we just meet
up with each other
1149
00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:52,119
in a couple
of hours and grab
a drink then, huh?
1150
00:49:52,163 --> 00:49:54,121
How's that sound? Rocks,
drinks in a couple of hours?
1151
00:49:54,165 --> 00:49:56,036
No? He's drunk.
1152
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,951
What's your big plan
anyway? Aren't you
leaving tomorrow?
1153
00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,214
Yeah. I don't know.
Maybe we'll do
a long-distance thing.
1154
00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:02,521
Maybe I won't
leave, I don't know.
1155
00:50:02,564 --> 00:50:03,696
Really? Seriously?
1156
00:50:03,739 --> 00:50:05,089
It's possible.
I don't know, Billy!
1157
00:50:05,132 --> 00:50:07,221
I just know that
I've never been happier
1158
00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:08,657
than I was
when I was with her.
1159
00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:09,919
That is not true,
all right?
1160
00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:11,573
Life sucked back then
1161
00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:13,097
and it sucks now.
Deal with it.
1162
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:15,360
You know what,
I didn't want to have
to do this, but you...
1163
00:50:15,403 --> 00:50:17,449
You leave me
no choice. All right?
1164
00:50:18,928 --> 00:50:20,278
Oh, come on!
1165
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,499
I'm on your tail!Fuck's sake!
Guys, guys, guys!
1166
00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:26,501
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Okay, okay, fine.
1167
00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:28,329
You can come,
but for fuck's sake,
1168
00:50:28,373 --> 00:50:30,244
just please, please,
behave yourselves.
1169
00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:31,376
Who you're
talking to?
1170
00:50:31,419 --> 00:50:32,899
Of course, we will.Yeah.
1171
00:50:32,942 --> 00:50:34,379
And we're gonna
need to bring wine.
1172
00:50:34,422 --> 00:50:35,728
And you're paying.
1173
00:50:35,771 --> 00:50:37,121
Okay. Well, we are
near my office.
1174
00:50:37,164 --> 00:50:38,383
There's a place a
couple of blocks down
1175
00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:39,688
that we've got
an expense account.
1176
00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:40,820
Great.
1177
00:50:41,908 --> 00:50:43,562
I need a cupcake.
1178
00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:47,566
Just real quick.
1179
00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:51,178
The... I know
the fire extinguisher
debacle was Jake,
1180
00:50:51,222 --> 00:50:53,311
but I'm still
gonna blame you.
1181
00:50:54,312 --> 00:50:56,096
Impressive,
and I accept.
1182
00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:00,666
BILLY: Come on, Jake,
just one.JAKE: No.
1183
00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:02,581
BILLY: Please! Jake.JAKE: No.
1184
00:51:02,624 --> 00:51:05,410
Jake, Jake, Jake,
Jake, Jake, Jake,
Jake, Jake.
1185
00:51:05,845 --> 00:51:07,629
Real quick.Ugh...
1186
00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:09,762
Fine. All right.
A robber walks
into your house,
1187
00:51:09,805 --> 00:51:11,198
puts a gun to your head,
he says Sophie's Choice.
1188
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:12,765
Option one is
1189
00:51:12,808 --> 00:51:16,595
you have to gain
and lose 30 pounds
every month
1190
00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:17,813
for the rest
of your life, or...Oh.
1191
00:51:17,857 --> 00:51:19,772
Or option two,
you could stop making him
1192
00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:21,600
play this stupid game.
1193
00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:24,342
Gunderson, will you just
shut the fuck up?Billy?
1194
00:51:24,951 --> 00:51:26,300
Mr. Kim.
1195
00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:28,085
Larry, please.
How are you feeling?
1196
00:51:29,695 --> 00:51:30,826
Not good.
1197
00:51:31,305 --> 00:51:34,047
I am coughing up blood.
1198
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,396
Oh, dear, really?
1199
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,224
No. No.
1200
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:38,660
I don't know
why I just said that.
1201
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,749
I see.
1202
00:51:40,793 --> 00:51:42,925
Yeah. No, I just...
I just... You know.
1203
00:51:42,969 --> 00:51:45,058
I thought
I'd pick up a wine
1204
00:51:45,624 --> 00:51:47,147
on my way
to the doctor.
1205
00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:49,236
It's not exactly
on the way.
1206
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,368
No, it is not.
1207
00:51:51,412 --> 00:51:52,544
That's true.
1208
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,546
[CLICKS]
1209
00:51:54,589 --> 00:51:56,069
And my friends
are here, too.
1210
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,810
We're not his friends.
1211
00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,553
You know,
I just wanted to...
1212
00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:04,338
Wanted to pick
up a bottle,
1213
00:52:04,382 --> 00:52:07,167
little something
to wet the palette.
1214
00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:09,822
It's just
a little parched.
1215
00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:12,607
Next time,
you wanna spend the day
1216
00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:14,000
horsing around
with your friends...
1217
00:52:14,043 --> 00:52:16,002
Oh, Mr. Kim, that's...I get it.
1218
00:52:16,698 --> 00:52:18,004
I do. Just...
1219
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:19,658
Next time
tell me the truth.
1220
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,139
Okay? [LAUGHS]
1221
00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:24,924
[LAUGHS]
1222
00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:31,365
Nailed it.
1223
00:52:31,409 --> 00:52:32,758
Congratulations, you got
away with it.
1224
00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:34,586
What the hell,
I mean, was that?
1225
00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:36,022
I mean, is he serious?
1226
00:52:36,762 --> 00:52:38,242
He seems perfect.
1227
00:52:38,677 --> 00:52:40,418
Hey, where is Jake?
1228
00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:45,945
[SIGHS] Bumblebees.
1229
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:00,742
GUNDERSON: [HIGH-PITCHED]
Surprise!
1230
00:53:00,786 --> 00:53:02,309
Oh, no. Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.BILLY: Hey.
1231
00:53:02,353 --> 00:53:04,224
What are you doing
here? Please, no.
1232
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:06,705
For me? Thank you.[DOOR OPENS]
1233
00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:08,054
BILLY: Hi.GUNDERSON: These are
for you.
1234
00:53:08,097 --> 00:53:10,839
Hey! Oh! Hey,
good to see you.Hey.
1235
00:53:10,883 --> 00:53:13,842
Tab, hey, hey.
Thank you. What?
1236
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:18,064
[ROCKS CLEARS THROAT]
1237
00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:20,066
ROCKS: Here's the answer.
1238
00:53:20,109 --> 00:53:22,329
You sleep
with Helen Keller
1239
00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:24,766
because of
the heightened
sense of touch.
1240
00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:27,682
You should kill Amelia Earhart
1241
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,902
because there would
finally be a body.Oh.
1242
00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:31,730
And there
would be closure.Ah, that's a sweet story.
1243
00:53:31,773 --> 00:53:33,035
There'd be closure.
1244
00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:36,474
And then,
you're gonna marry
no one, actually.
1245
00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:37,866
Because that one
was a trick question.
1246
00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,259
Because how
do you know
someone well enough
1247
00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:40,173
to marry them?
You don't.[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
1248
00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:42,871
Oh, yeah.I'd probably sleep
with all of them.
1249
00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:45,047
And then, maybe
one would die
accidentally.
1250
00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:46,571
Thus solving two thirds
of the problem.[WOMAN LAUGHS]
1251
00:53:46,614 --> 00:53:48,790
MAN 1: Oh, very nice.MAN 2: No, very daft.
1252
00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:49,922
Classy, Dad, classy.
1253
00:53:51,358 --> 00:53:52,577
WOMAN: But, wait,
wait, wait. Tell...
Now, tell me.
1254
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:55,188
It's how long,
this walk?
1255
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,843
The walk
is 260 blocks.
1256
00:53:57,886 --> 00:53:59,932
Oh.It's about 15 miles.
1257
00:53:59,975 --> 00:54:02,021
Oh, that's marvelous!
1258
00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:04,719
[GASPS] I'm envious.
1259
00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:07,505
You guys are
on a walkabout?
1260
00:54:07,548 --> 00:54:08,723
It's just four guys
1261
00:54:08,767 --> 00:54:11,335
getting...
I wouldn't call it a...
1262
00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:13,206
It doesn't
have to be a walkabout.
1263
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,295
TABATHA: No,
I mean that
in a good way.
1264
00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:17,471
I don't mean
to devalue... Look.
1265
00:54:17,515 --> 00:54:18,951
I'll plead my case
for you.
1266
00:54:18,994 --> 00:54:20,300
Um...
1267
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,302
Throughout time,
throughout history,
1268
00:54:22,346 --> 00:54:24,173
there has been...Before man began...
1269
00:54:24,217 --> 00:54:25,392
Yes.Right, okay.
1270
00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:26,872
Take it way back,
to the beginning.Um...
1271
00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:28,874
There's always been
something to signify
1272
00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:31,703
the mechanism of
men going
1273
00:54:31,746 --> 00:54:33,095
from childhood
to adulthood.
1274
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:34,140
There's always
been something.
1275
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,229
There's been
a trek, a hunt,
1276
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:37,491
a whore,
whatever it is,
1277
00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:38,536
there is this...Or all three.
1278
00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:40,973
There we go, or...
Now, there's nothing.Right.
1279
00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:42,496
There's whores.There's nothing.
1280
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:43,845
What in this culture
signifies that
1281
00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:44,846
for men?[WOMEN LAUGHING]
1282
00:54:46,065 --> 00:54:47,327
See, Billy, that's why
you're still a child.
1283
00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:49,111
You don't have
that mechanism
1284
00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,331
that will make you
into an adult.
1285
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:52,898
I had a Bar Mitzvah.[MAN LAUGHS]
1286
00:54:52,941 --> 00:54:54,552
GUNDERSON: Bar mitzvah.
1287
00:54:54,595 --> 00:54:56,554
TABATHA: Okay.
And for women it's just,
you know, it's...
1288
00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:58,207
There is, like,
an internal clock
1289
00:54:58,251 --> 00:55:00,427
there's something
very different
for women.
1290
00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:01,863
It's biological.
1291
00:55:01,907 --> 00:55:04,518
ROCKS: I don't think that
not knowing how to grow up
1292
00:55:04,562 --> 00:55:06,346
or having difficulty
with that.
1293
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:08,174
Is that new
a concept, necessarily.
1294
00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:10,524
No, no.Also, I would...
Also I think that
1295
00:55:10,568 --> 00:55:13,745
saying that women mature
better than men is...
[EMITS FART NOISE]
1296
00:55:13,788 --> 00:55:15,224
Whoa! I did not
say that.
1297
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:17,183
I was not saying...MAN: If I may,
1298
00:55:18,619 --> 00:55:21,405
perhaps the idea that we
ever grow up is flawed.
1299
00:55:23,058 --> 00:55:24,451
Adults, children,
children, adults.
1300
00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:28,368
We are all both, at once!Mmm-hmm.
1301
00:55:29,717 --> 00:55:32,285
I would say, it feels good
to think otherwise.
1302
00:55:32,938 --> 00:55:35,854
But, just because
you feel good,
1303
00:55:36,594 --> 00:55:37,899
does not make it so.
1304
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,424
Huh?[LAUGHS] Mmm-hmm.
1305
00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:44,210
Dan, your wisdom never ceases
to amaze, yet confuse me.
1306
00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:45,907
ALL: [CHUCKLING]TABATHA: Hear, hear.
1307
00:55:45,951 --> 00:55:49,084
The more you drink,
the smarter I get.ALL: [LAUGHING]
1308
00:55:49,128 --> 00:55:51,391
You know what?
I have a game.
1309
00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:53,001
I think everybody is
going to love this game.
1310
00:55:53,045 --> 00:55:55,003
I can't take credit
for this game.
1311
00:55:55,047 --> 00:55:57,223
It's not my game.
It's actually Jake's game!
1312
00:55:57,266 --> 00:55:59,268
BILLY: Jake's game!Jake came up with this.
1313
00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:00,966
This is all Jake.
1314
00:56:01,009 --> 00:56:03,490
A robber bursts
into your home,
1315
00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:05,753
puts a gun to your head,
1316
00:56:06,058 --> 00:56:07,929
and says, "You have
two options,
1317
00:56:07,973 --> 00:56:09,931
JAKE: Hey, hey.
Come on man, no."or I kill you."
1318
00:56:09,975 --> 00:56:11,411
Option number one.
1319
00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:15,850
You leave the city
that you have called
your home for so long.
1320
00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:18,287
You have to leave it.
You can never return.
1321
00:56:18,331 --> 00:56:20,377
Or option two.
1322
00:56:20,942 --> 00:56:23,423
You can stay in
that city you love
1323
00:56:23,467 --> 00:56:26,383
but you have to stay in
a loveless relationship.
1324
00:56:27,122 --> 00:56:30,648
Someone who your friends,
everyone in your life,
1325
00:56:30,691 --> 00:56:33,346
knows this person
is bad for you.
1326
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:36,436
Trying to shape you
and mold you into
something that you are not.
1327
00:56:36,915 --> 00:56:40,919
So her only goal...So sorry guys.
1328
00:56:40,962 --> 00:56:44,749
Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
That was on me.
1329
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,359
That was on me.There's a bathroom upstairs.
1330
00:56:55,977 --> 00:56:56,848
Are you serious?
1331
00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:11,732
I was just, I'm looking for
the bathroom, and your room
1332
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,038
snuck up on me.
1333
00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:14,169
The panty drawer's in there.
1334
00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:15,910
The panty drawer?Uh-huh.
1335
00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:18,173
Yeah.
1336
00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:20,959
What I was trying to
say to you before
1337
00:57:21,002 --> 00:57:23,004
just so you understand,
is it's not that women
1338
00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:27,182
necessarily grow up
better than men.
1339
00:57:27,226 --> 00:57:31,099
It's just that, their path
to adulthood is... Different.
1340
00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:36,017
I don't give a shit and
I was just being contrary.
1341
00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:38,455
Hmm.
1342
00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:41,980
So this is the room then, huh?This is.
1343
00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:44,156
This is my childhood bedroom.
1344
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,376
It is exactly
the way I left it.
1345
00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:49,378
That's nice.
1346
00:57:49,422 --> 00:57:52,120
Mine's pretty much the same.
It's got a treadmill
in it now.
1347
00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:53,034
Yeah.
1348
00:57:58,126 --> 00:58:02,130
I don't want to freak you out,
but there's six enormous
faces looking at us.
1349
00:58:02,174 --> 00:58:03,480
Who are they?
What's their story?
1350
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,656
TABATHA: You know what?ROCKS: They seem...
1351
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,093
TABATHA: I have...
1352
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,097
A story for you.
1353
00:58:14,273 --> 00:58:16,536
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1354
00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:30,115
Just doesn't make sense.
1355
00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:35,207
I mean, I lied repeatedly
and then directly to
Mr. Kim's face,
1356
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:36,643
and then, nothing.
1357
00:58:40,691 --> 00:58:44,912
It's funny. I don't remember
inquiring about you,
in any kind of way.
1358
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:46,479
It's just unsettling.
1359
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:48,612
That's, that's the word
that I would use.
1360
00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,004
Fine, I'll bite.
1361
00:58:51,397 --> 00:58:54,922
Billy, you got away with it.
What's the big deal?
1362
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:58,317
It's just that
the universe has an order.
1363
00:58:59,187 --> 00:59:00,754
Your transgressions
must be punished.
1364
00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:03,540
Without that order,
there's... Chaos.
1365
00:59:04,279 --> 00:59:06,151
You really are a
simple, simple boy.
1366
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:11,025
Have you seen her?Huh?
1367
00:59:11,983 --> 00:59:13,114
Tabatha. Have you seen her?BILLY: No.
1368
00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:15,508
Asshole. You don't care.
1369
00:59:16,204 --> 00:59:17,031
Neither of you care.
1370
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,905
What are you even doing here?
I asked you not to...
I begged you not to come.
1371
00:59:20,948 --> 00:59:23,908
You. You!
That stunt you pulled
at dinner, come on man.
1372
00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:26,432
I'm going through an
existential crisis here.
1373
00:59:26,475 --> 00:59:27,912
You can't go...Whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
1374
00:59:27,955 --> 00:59:30,262
You are not going through
an existential crisis.
1375
00:59:30,305 --> 00:59:34,266
An existential crisis means
that your whole existence
is being called into question.
1376
00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:36,834
What you're dealing with,
are transitional issues.
1377
00:59:38,531 --> 00:59:39,532
Is that really what
existential means?
1378
00:59:40,272 --> 00:59:41,186
Yes.
1379
00:59:41,708 --> 00:59:42,666
Oh.
1380
00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:46,060
You don't have to yell at me.
1381
00:59:47,235 --> 00:59:47,453
I didn't yell at you.That was yelling.
1382
00:59:49,324 --> 00:59:52,937
So for my birthday,
my dad bought meMmm-hmm.
1383
00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:55,069
a Holga camera.
1384
00:59:56,114 --> 00:59:57,550
It was my first camera ever.
1385
00:59:58,377 --> 01:00:01,685
And, this photograph
was taken
1386
01:00:03,034 --> 01:00:05,166
the first time that I ever
heard my parents having sex.
1387
01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:07,691
Okay.
1388
01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:08,953
[CHUCKLES]
1389
01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:10,998
I heard all these
sounds and...
1390
01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:13,958
I knew it was significant
1391
01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:17,091
so I ran back
and I got my camera
and I got a tripod.
1392
01:00:17,135 --> 01:00:19,485
And I stood outside
and I faced away
from the door.
1393
01:00:19,528 --> 01:00:21,661
And I looked
and I took the picture.
1394
01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:24,925
What a weirdo.
What a weirdo.I know.
1395
01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:26,231
I know, right.
1396
01:00:27,319 --> 01:00:30,278
And you would
not, not frame that
1397
01:00:30,322 --> 01:00:32,150
and put it on your wall
because...
1398
01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:35,544
It's a keeper,
and you put it up
on your wall.
1399
01:00:35,588 --> 01:00:36,676
I didn't frame it.
1400
01:00:37,982 --> 01:00:39,331
Well, it's in a frame.
1401
01:00:39,374 --> 01:00:40,680
I know, they framed it.
1402
01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:42,334
They framed it.They framed it.
1403
01:00:42,377 --> 01:00:44,292
Yeah.So sick.
1404
01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:46,468
And did you tell them
honestly what it is.
1405
01:00:46,512 --> 01:00:47,774
Do they know
what they framed?I don't know.
1406
01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:50,211
I don't know.
I don't want to know.
1407
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,343
I don't want
to know, either.
1408
01:00:51,386 --> 01:00:52,083
[LAUGHING]
1409
01:00:55,434 --> 01:00:56,783
God! I'm worried
about her.
1410
01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:58,350
Maybe she's got diarrhea.
1411
01:00:58,393 --> 01:00:59,743
You know, sometimes
when she drinks too
much coffee,
1412
01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:01,179
her stomach
can get a little...
1413
01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:02,354
How about this one?
1414
01:01:02,397 --> 01:01:05,183
A robber shoots you
in the head.
1415
01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:07,533
Says, "Sophie's Choice.
1416
01:01:07,576 --> 01:01:10,231
"Play chess with the dog
or scrabble with the cat."
1417
01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:12,799
Hmm.
1418
01:01:12,843 --> 01:01:15,019
I don't think
you understand
how this game is played.
1419
01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:16,585
Oh! [LAUGHING]
1420
01:01:17,543 --> 01:01:19,110
I'm gonna get some scotch.
1421
01:01:20,807 --> 01:01:22,591
I'm gonna take a shit.
1422
01:01:28,772 --> 01:01:30,948
You know, Jake,
you're a good egg.
1423
01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:33,951
Well, that is true, sir.
1424
01:01:35,430 --> 01:01:36,693
You know what
you should do?
1425
01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:41,349
Marry my daughter,
have babies
1426
01:01:41,393 --> 01:01:42,742
and name one after me.
1427
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:48,269
[LAUGHING]
1428
01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:49,314
[CHUCKLES SKEPTICALLY]
1429
01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:50,750
Ow.
1430
01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:51,969
Oh, boy.
1431
01:01:54,101 --> 01:01:55,233
[LAUGHING] Wine stain?
1432
01:01:55,276 --> 01:01:56,800
Yeah. Let's not go down...This really...
1433
01:01:56,843 --> 01:01:58,323
That's really
quite a mess.
1434
01:01:58,366 --> 01:01:59,803
That's quite unfortunate.
1435
01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:01,848
Looking for...Oh, I could get you a shirt.
1436
01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:03,284
I need to borrow a...
1437
01:02:03,328 --> 01:02:06,070
Back, back under
the mattress
where it belongs.
1438
01:02:06,418 --> 01:02:08,115
A thoroughly
bad choice...
1439
01:02:14,426 --> 01:02:16,863
I don't know why...
I've...
1440
01:02:17,255 --> 01:02:19,170
Tabatha...
Here's your picture.
1441
01:02:20,127 --> 01:02:22,347
Can you...
I'm so.
1442
01:02:23,478 --> 01:02:25,393
That's my fault.
I'm sorry.
1443
01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:38,972
One, have a threesome
with a couple twice your age
1444
01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:42,323
or two, masturbate
in front of a room
full of strangers.
1445
01:02:43,934 --> 01:02:45,326
[LAUGHING]
1446
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:55,467
We should go.
1447
01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:57,164
Oh, God, yes.
1448
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:05,477
JAKE: I don't get it.
I thought you invited me
1449
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,870
around so
we could talk.
1450
01:03:06,913 --> 01:03:09,873
Jake, I... Just...
I don't think...
1451
01:03:12,701 --> 01:03:13,920
[SIGHS]
1452
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,272
Do you remember this?
1453
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,102
Oh, my God.
1454
01:03:22,146 --> 01:03:23,277
From our first date.
1455
01:03:24,322 --> 01:03:25,584
Do you remember?
1456
01:03:27,673 --> 01:03:29,370
I saved it, obviously.
And I...
1457
01:03:30,154 --> 01:03:31,459
[CHUCKLING]
1458
01:03:31,503 --> 01:03:33,374
I framed it and...
1459
01:03:33,418 --> 01:03:35,376
Anyway...[LAUGHS] Look at that.
1460
01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:45,778
I thought I was really
fucked up for the last
couple of days.
1461
01:03:49,738 --> 01:03:52,872
Hmm, but I think
I've been fucked up
for a long time, maybe.
1462
01:03:58,573 --> 01:03:59,966
So...
1463
01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:01,881
Damn.
1464
01:04:03,361 --> 01:04:04,797
You need to
finish your walk.
1465
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:06,320
Tabby, hey.
1466
01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:16,417
[CLEARS THROAT]
All right.
1467
01:04:16,461 --> 01:04:18,158
All right, all right,
guys, let's go.
1468
01:04:18,202 --> 01:04:19,203
ROCKS: Yeah.
1469
01:04:41,790 --> 01:04:43,401
GUNDERSON: You liked living
in Hell's Kitchen?
1470
01:04:43,444 --> 01:04:45,229
JAKE: Yeah,
the noodle place.
1471
01:04:45,272 --> 01:04:47,709
You remember that...
Must have taken you there
a thousand times.
1472
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:49,363
BILLY: You sure there
wasn't one here on
the Lower East side?
1473
01:04:49,407 --> 01:04:51,104
JAKE: No, no, no.
That was a donut shop.
1474
01:04:51,148 --> 01:04:52,758
You're thinking
about a donut place.
1475
01:04:52,801 --> 01:04:54,542
JAKE: Oh, East Village.
Remember that
East Village place
1476
01:04:54,586 --> 01:04:55,804
with the weird door man?Sounds like Roland...
1477
01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:57,850
Rudolph.Rudolph.
1478
01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,547
GUNDERSON: The guy was always
giving me mix-tapes.
1479
01:04:59,591 --> 01:05:01,375
JAKE: [LAUGHS] Oh, God!
1480
01:05:01,419 --> 01:05:02,637
JAKE: You know, I don't
think I've ever not loved
1481
01:05:02,681 --> 01:05:04,161
a neighborhood
in this city.
1482
01:05:05,814 --> 01:05:08,208
JAKE: [SIGHS] Man,
I really don't
wanna leave.
1483
01:05:08,687 --> 01:05:09,775
BILLY: Then don't.
1484
01:05:10,994 --> 01:05:12,430
BILLY: We could
just go to a park.
1485
01:05:12,473 --> 01:05:14,258
JAKE: It'll be worth it,
trust me.
1486
01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:43,417
[SHOUTING]
1487
01:06:32,727 --> 01:06:33,772
Okay.
1488
01:06:35,252 --> 01:06:36,514
You guys
are gonna love this.
1489
01:06:36,557 --> 01:06:38,472
Oh, Goddamn it.
1490
01:06:38,516 --> 01:06:39,865
Oh.
1491
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,043
Oh, shit.
1492
01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:45,827
That's an
interesting choice.
1493
01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:48,308
JAKE: God damn, taggers.
Ruined it.
1494
01:06:48,352 --> 01:06:50,484
My breasts are nice.When did you make this?
1495
01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:52,530
Couple months ago.
1496
01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:56,055
They're turning the whole
place into a hotel.
1497
01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:58,666
So I kinda had
this stupid idea that
1498
01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:01,452
you know,
that we could live on,
our legacy or something.
1499
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:04,368
JAKE: [SIGHS] God.
1500
01:07:04,411 --> 01:07:07,458
Nothing about this day
has turned out the
way I wanted it to.
1501
01:07:07,501 --> 01:07:08,676
Well, the day's not over.
1502
01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:11,940
We can salvage this,
we'll go to a bar,
have a few drinks.
1503
01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:13,507
I kissed Tabatha.
1504
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,423
What?
1505
01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:20,688
Me and Tabatha,
we kissed.
1506
01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:22,734
What are you
talking about?
1507
01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:24,605
You did not.No, we did.
1508
01:07:24,649 --> 01:07:26,303
Fuck you, you did not.
1509
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:29,001
It happened.
1510
01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:31,264
When?
1511
01:07:31,308 --> 01:07:32,961
ROCKS: In her old bedroom.
1512
01:07:33,397 --> 01:07:35,268
Not where. When.
1513
01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:36,530
After dinner.Okay.
1514
01:07:37,444 --> 01:07:39,011
Why?I don't know.
1515
01:07:40,969 --> 01:07:42,449
I don't know.Just tell me why?
1516
01:07:43,755 --> 01:07:45,670
I'm not mad.
I just want
to know why.
1517
01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:46,975
Because
I'm a fucking
piece of shit.
1518
01:07:47,019 --> 01:07:48,586
Uh-huh.
Why else?
1519
01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:50,588
Jake, Jake,
come on, Jake.
1520
01:07:50,631 --> 01:07:51,893
I don't know.Jake, let go.
1521
01:07:51,937 --> 01:07:53,286
You fucking know.I don't.
1522
01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:55,027
BILLY: Jake...You fucking know.
1523
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,203
You do know.
You do know!
1524
01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:58,552
Why did you do it?
1525
01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:02,513
BILLY: Come on, Jake, Jake.
Come on, Jake. Jake.
1526
01:08:05,429 --> 01:08:06,995
Smooth, Rocks,
really smooth.
1527
01:08:09,607 --> 01:08:11,043
It was probably
just a little drunken kiss.
1528
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,306
Like a peck.No.
1529
01:08:13,350 --> 01:08:15,656
Sure, I mean,
it was a momentary lapse.
You weren't thinking.
1530
01:08:16,179 --> 01:08:18,790
I wish that were true.
I do.BILLY: It is.
1531
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:20,052
Jake is overreacting.
And...
1532
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,445
No, Billy, stop.
1533
01:08:21,488 --> 01:08:22,794
I know you,
you would never...
1534
01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:24,361
Stop it.It's not a big deal...
1535
01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:27,233
Billy, Jesus Christ,
I messed up, okay?
1536
01:08:27,886 --> 01:08:29,670
I'm not perfect.
1537
01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:45,077
What the hell
is going on today?
1538
01:09:04,923 --> 01:09:06,403
You okay, shit head?
1539
01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:15,194
Do you realize
that the last time that
we all hung out together
1540
01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:18,284
as a group
was at my birthday
last year.
1541
01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:23,681
What do you care
if I stay or if I go.
1542
01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:25,204
What does it matter to you.
1543
01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:27,206
Come on,
of course it does.We're not...
1544
01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,555
...friends anymore.
1545
01:09:37,521 --> 01:09:39,044
BILLY: Is it true about
the birthday thing?
1546
01:09:40,437 --> 01:09:41,438
Jesus.
1547
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:50,969
[RINGING]
1548
01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:53,754
EMMA: Leave a message.[BEEPS]
1549
01:09:53,798 --> 01:09:56,496
Hey, Em. It's me.
I think you're
with your sister.
1550
01:09:57,802 --> 01:09:59,717
I'm just calling to say
that we got done early
1551
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,067
and I just wanted to see
what you're up to,
where you're at.
1552
01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:06,419
It's been
a pretty crazy day...
1553
01:10:06,463 --> 01:10:07,812
I'm calling from
a pay phone,
1554
01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:09,335
because I broke my phone
1555
01:10:09,379 --> 01:10:11,250
so I guess I'll just give
you a try again later. Okay.
1556
01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:18,126
[SIGHS]
1557
01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:19,432
God, please
call me back,
all right?
1558
01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:22,870
I really, I really
need to fucking
talk to you.
1559
01:10:22,914 --> 01:10:25,046
All right, Rocks
told me everything.
1560
01:10:25,090 --> 01:10:26,309
And...
1561
01:10:32,402 --> 01:10:33,316
[DOOR CLOSES]
1562
01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:36,928
[THROWS DOWN KEYS]
1563
01:10:38,408 --> 01:10:39,800
[THUMPING]
1564
01:10:40,584 --> 01:10:41,846
This place is ridiculous.
1565
01:10:41,889 --> 01:10:43,195
[SIGHS]
1566
01:10:43,891 --> 01:10:45,284
You deserve none of this.
1567
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:47,721
I'm so tired.
1568
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:57,731
[LINE RINGING]
1569
01:10:58,602 --> 01:10:59,690
Hey, Larry.
1570
01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:01,779
Yeah.
1571
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,173
I just wanted to call
and apologize
for earlier.
1572
01:11:05,217 --> 01:11:07,915
You're totally right.
I should have
just told the truth.
1573
01:11:10,178 --> 01:11:12,964
Yeah, but the thing is...
About this merger.
1574
01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:16,141
Honestly,
I'm completely
and utterly beat
1575
01:11:16,881 --> 01:11:19,144
and I think
I'm gonna need
tomorrow to recover.
1576
01:11:22,016 --> 01:11:23,931
Yeah, I understand
we've got the deadline.
1577
01:11:23,975 --> 01:11:25,455
I don't want to
slow things down
1578
01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:26,717
so why don't you just
take me off the team
on this
1579
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,153
and I will go get
them next time.
1580
01:11:30,895 --> 01:11:32,549
Okay, thanks
for understanding.
1581
01:11:34,551 --> 01:11:35,421
[SIGHS]
1582
01:11:36,988 --> 01:11:37,858
What?
1583
01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:40,426
Nice work.
1584
01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:47,346
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1585
01:11:47,955 --> 01:11:48,956
Huh.
1586
01:11:50,001 --> 01:11:51,959
Emma's sister.
Weird.
1587
01:11:52,569 --> 01:11:53,787
Hello?
1588
01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:56,312
No, I haven't seen...
1589
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,402
What? Yeah, okay.
1590
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,056
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
1591
01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:17,681
MAN: Where is he?
1592
01:12:26,211 --> 01:12:27,255
Hi.
1593
01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,040
Hey.BARTENDER: Hey.
1594
01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,998
Water. No ice.
1595
01:12:31,738 --> 01:12:34,001
And keep it coming.
1596
01:12:34,045 --> 01:12:35,699
All right.
1597
01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:44,882
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
1598
01:12:54,631 --> 01:12:56,197
I haven't seen him
in like three hours.
1599
01:12:56,241 --> 01:12:58,635
I don't...
How am I supposed
to know where...
1600
01:13:00,941 --> 01:13:01,899
Let me call you back.
1601
01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:04,118
What's up?
1602
01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:06,730
[LAUGHS]
1603
01:13:07,470 --> 01:13:09,036
So simple.
1604
01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:17,349
Rocks. [LAUGHS]
1605
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:18,394
[WHISTLES FOR CAB]
1606
01:13:20,526 --> 01:13:22,136
[INAUDIBLE]
1607
01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:02,568
[SIGHS]
1608
01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:12,970
[URINATING]
1609
01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:51,487
[GASPS]
1610
01:14:54,185 --> 01:14:55,360
I copied him.
1611
01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:57,928
[HORN BLARING]
1612
01:15:07,894 --> 01:15:08,939
[KEYS CLATTERING]
1613
01:15:43,147 --> 01:15:44,583
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1614
01:15:47,107 --> 01:15:48,021
Yeah.
1615
01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:49,457
[SIREN WAILS]
1616
01:15:57,727 --> 01:15:58,684
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
1617
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:04,037
Hi, Emma,
Emma Bryant.
1618
01:16:04,081 --> 01:16:06,300
Her water broke,
she came in
a few hours ago.
1619
01:16:06,344 --> 01:16:07,606
I'm the father.
1620
01:16:09,129 --> 01:16:10,435
Miss Bryant?Yeah.
1621
01:16:12,263 --> 01:16:14,787
She's recovering.She's recovering?
1622
01:16:14,831 --> 01:16:16,659
Don't worry, she's fine.
1623
01:16:16,702 --> 01:16:18,704
Your son was born
45 minutes ago.
1624
01:16:20,532 --> 01:16:21,533
I missed it.
1625
01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:25,624
Are you sure?
1626
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,365
Pretty sure.
1627
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:29,889
What room are they in?Where are they? Stat.
1628
01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:32,283
6820.6820, okay.
1629
01:16:51,345 --> 01:16:52,564
[SIGHS]
1630
01:17:09,189 --> 01:17:10,626
[WOMAN PAGING FOR DOCTOR]
1631
01:17:18,764 --> 01:17:19,678
Hey.
1632
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:23,813
Man, I'm so sorry.
1633
01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:25,945
I'm sorry.
1634
01:17:30,297 --> 01:17:32,299
Thanks for coming.[WHISPERS] Hey.
1635
01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:33,692
You guys wanna
meet my son?
1636
01:17:36,347 --> 01:17:37,217
Yes.
1637
01:17:45,922 --> 01:17:47,358
Oh...
1638
01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:48,359
[BABY COOING]
1639
01:17:49,621 --> 01:17:51,754
[SINGING SOFTLY]
1640
01:17:56,323 --> 01:17:57,673
No, man,
I wouldn't know.
1641
01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:02,199
[COOING]
1642
01:18:04,592 --> 01:18:06,116
[BABY CRIES]
1643
01:18:09,249 --> 01:18:11,425
Yeah, baby...
1644
01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:13,732
[SOFTLY] Oh, cute.
1645
01:18:13,776 --> 01:18:15,386
[MAKES POPPING SOUND][LAUGHS]
1646
01:18:18,389 --> 01:18:19,825
Can I try it?
1647
01:18:22,436 --> 01:18:24,177
[BABIES CRYING]
1648
01:18:37,364 --> 01:18:38,670
I'm gonna
grab some food.
1649
01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:40,367
Hmm.
1650
01:18:50,073 --> 01:18:52,205
Hey.
1651
01:18:52,249 --> 01:18:54,207
Harry, I got
a secret for you.
1652
01:18:54,642 --> 01:18:56,296
You wanna know
why we call
your dad Rocks?
1653
01:18:56,688 --> 01:18:58,429
He literally has just these,
1654
01:18:58,472 --> 01:19:02,694
nasty, gigantic,
Godzilla sized testicles.
1655
01:19:03,434 --> 01:19:05,392
[LAUGHS] So there it is.
1656
01:19:06,306 --> 01:19:08,178
You know, that's the
kinda stuff you learn about
your college roommate.
1657
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:11,268
Most of it is...
[CLEARS THROAT] disgusting.
1658
01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:13,139
So...
1659
01:19:13,879 --> 01:19:15,011
All right, what else.
1660
01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:18,449
Not too much pain?[LAUGHS]
1661
01:19:20,364 --> 01:19:21,626
Hanging in.
1662
01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,892
I should've been there.
1663
01:19:26,936 --> 01:19:28,807
I should've been there.
I'm so sorry.
1664
01:19:32,071 --> 01:19:33,725
I wasn't mad.
1665
01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:35,727
How can you say that?
1666
01:19:48,522 --> 01:19:49,959
I just wasn't...
1667
01:20:36,135 --> 01:20:38,137
JAKE: What else can
I tell you guys?
1668
01:20:38,181 --> 01:20:40,792
Your parents will probably
tell you that you're special.
1669
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:43,099
But chances are,
you're not.
1670
01:20:43,142 --> 01:20:45,492
Unique, yeah, sure,
I can buy that.
1671
01:20:45,536 --> 01:20:48,278
But not special,
come on.
1672
01:20:48,321 --> 01:20:50,410
Just because
you can draw doesn't
mean you're an artist.
1673
01:20:51,368 --> 01:20:53,326
And there is no such
thing as a permanent record.
1674
01:20:53,370 --> 01:20:54,806
So have some fun
in elementary school.
1675
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:56,199
Yeah, you.
1676
01:20:56,242 --> 01:20:57,896
Columbus didn't
discover America
1677
01:20:57,940 --> 01:21:00,377
and the guy was
kind of an asshole.
1678
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:02,422
And trust me
when I tell you,
that your parents,
1679
01:21:03,597 --> 01:21:05,773
are only looking out
for your best interests, okay?
1680
01:21:08,602 --> 01:21:09,429
You know, I...
1681
01:21:10,953 --> 01:21:12,171
I...
1682
01:21:13,129 --> 01:21:14,521
So call them once in a while.
1683
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,925
You know, believe me
on that one because...
1684
01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:28,231
I'm telling you.
1685
01:21:29,493 --> 01:21:31,582
There will be a time.
1686
01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:33,149
When you can't anymore.
1687
01:21:37,588 --> 01:21:38,806
So, you know...
1688
01:21:39,677 --> 01:21:41,766
I know it's a hassle.
1689
01:21:41,809 --> 01:21:43,986
You don't even
need any excuse.
1690
01:21:44,029 --> 01:21:45,378
Just call and say hi.
1691
01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:52,168
[SIGHS]
1692
01:21:57,651 --> 01:22:00,306
Hey, buddy,
can we leave for a bit?
1693
01:22:00,872 --> 01:22:04,180
Emma is sleeping,
why, what's up.
1694
01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:06,356
I think we got
to do one last thing.
1695
01:22:43,654 --> 01:22:45,003
Thank you.
1696
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:52,054
I got that.
1697
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,621
Here, thanks.
1698
01:22:59,887 --> 01:23:01,498
So...
1699
01:23:01,541 --> 01:23:03,674
She really wasn't upset
that you weren't there?
1700
01:23:04,849 --> 01:23:07,112
[SIGHS] I think
we've both known
1701
01:23:07,156 --> 01:23:10,942
for a while now,
no matter how much we want to,
we're just not in love.
1702
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,900
Maybe we never were.
1703
01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:14,902
But everything
is gonna work out,
right?
1704
01:23:16,121 --> 01:23:17,644
I think so, now, yeah.
1705
01:23:17,688 --> 01:23:18,732
In a way.
1706
01:23:21,953 --> 01:23:23,868
This is a fun story.
1707
01:23:24,608 --> 01:23:27,915
Tonight, at the dinner party,
I shat in the bath tub.
1708
01:23:27,959 --> 01:23:29,395
[LAUGHING]
1709
01:23:29,787 --> 01:23:31,441
You did not.
1710
01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:04,039
[ALL WHOOPING]
1711
01:24:04,822 --> 01:24:06,519
[LAUGHING]
1712
01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:10,001
Whoo-hoo!
1713
01:24:12,003 --> 01:24:14,397
[ALL WHOOPING]
1714
01:24:25,321 --> 01:24:26,931
[EXHALES] Awesome.
1715
01:24:35,853 --> 01:24:37,550
[SIGHS]
1716
01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:43,991
[SPLASHES]
1717
01:24:50,433 --> 01:24:53,653
JAKE: Hey, I really
appreciate what you
guys did for me today.
1718
01:24:56,961 --> 01:24:59,268
Even you, kinda.
1719
01:25:00,617 --> 01:25:01,835
But...
1720
01:25:03,272 --> 01:25:04,751
I'm still leaving.
1721
01:25:06,188 --> 01:25:08,233
I have to. I got to move on
I gotta...
1722
01:25:08,842 --> 01:25:10,757
Face the future, you know.
1723
01:25:13,238 --> 01:25:14,805
Good.
1724
01:25:15,849 --> 01:25:17,155
Good?
1725
01:25:18,635 --> 01:25:19,897
Good.
1726
01:25:20,637 --> 01:25:21,986
Good riddance.
1727
01:25:22,508 --> 01:25:23,553
[CHUCKLES]
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