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NEWSCASTER:
Anyone who's been exposed to asbestos
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may be entitled to compensation.
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And anyone who's anyone
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will be at tonight's
sold-out Shaggy concert!
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Ugh! I wish I had tickets to see Shaggy.
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He's my favorite musician.
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And my best friends,
Danuta and Nerfer, are gonna be there.
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You're in luck,
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because your father and I
bought the last two tickets!
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One for you, one for Steve.
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- Yippee!
- Oh, hell yeah!
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The only thing better
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than seeing Shaggy with my best friends
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is seeing him with my little brother!
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Oh! I love you guys so much.
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I don't know what I'd do if
anything were to ever happen
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- to one of...
- [LASER ZAPS]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Another Steve down,
infinite Steves to go.
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Look at all these
universes I've been to.
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Look at all the Steves I've killed!
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Man, no one's ever impressed
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when I show them all the dead Steves.
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??
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- ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
- [VOICES OVERLAPPING]
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? I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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- ? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
- [VOICES OVERLAPPING]
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? Good morning, U.S.A. ?
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[DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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- [ALL SOBBING]
- My baby!
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My brother!
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My roommate kind of!
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My nephew sometimes!
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No father should have to bury a virgin.
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Why?! Why did this happen?
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And when?!
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When can I move into Steve's old room?!
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Senator Lewis? What are you doing here?
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So, I'm a senator in this universe.
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Not bad.
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I'm sorry about your Steve,
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but I don't have time to explain.
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That's a different Lewis' job.
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I'm busy hunting down the
Steve that killed my family.
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- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- For I shall have my revenge!
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- Hiya, Smiths!
- What is happening?!
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That's what I'm here to tell you.
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Exposition Lewis is the name.
Explaining stuff's my game.
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So, first off... that last Lewis?
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Vengeance Lewis?
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He swore revenge after evil
Steve killed his family.
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Meanwhile, evil Steve is traveling
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from universe to universe
killing other Steves
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to claim their steveness and
become the ultimate Steve,
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kinda like the 2001 Jet Li film
"The One."
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Do you have that movie in this universe?
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What's a movie?
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Mm, they're like TV shows but longer.
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Speaking of things that take a while,
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how about we get that
grief process started?
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What's this?
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Oh, that's a 15%-off
coupon to McLewis Burger,
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a greasy spoon I co-own
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alongside infinite other Lewises.
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There are only a handful
of McLewis Burgers
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in the multiverse.
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But if you ever find yourself near one,
you gotta go!
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Tell 'em Lewis sent ya.
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If you knew this might happen,
why didn't you stop it?
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[SIGHS] This must be
one of those universes
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where people don't listen so good.
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It's not my job to save people,
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as I believe I already explained.
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It's my job to explain stuff.
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The multiverse exists
in a delicate balance,
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and we each have a role to play.
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All we can do now is hope
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whichever Steve evil
Steve goes after next
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is tough as nails.
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_
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STEVE: Aah! Finger cramp!
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Mm! Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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Mm!
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- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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[BEEPING]
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Now that my finger cramp's behind me,
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nothing but blue skies ahead... aah!
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My little boy fingers again!
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Mm! Mm. Mm! Mm. Mm.
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Anyone willing to testify in
court is urged to step forward.
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And anyone who's anyone
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will be at tonight's
sold-out Shaggy concert!
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Ugh! I wish I had tickets to see Shaggy.
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He's my favorite musician.
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And my best friends,
Danuta and Nerfer, are gonna be there.
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You're in luck,
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because your father and I
bought the last two tickets!
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You two are the best!
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Hold up. Did you say two tickets?
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One for you, one for Steve.
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Steve?
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I appreciate the tickets,
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but I don't want to bring
the biggest dork in Langley
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to the best concert
this town has ever seen!
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Hayley, your father and I
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both wish we were closer
with our siblings.
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My sister Gwen never visits,
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and Stan's brother is barely even canon.
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It's true.
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I'd hate for you and
Steve to end up like me
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and whatever my brother's name is.
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Steve and I live together.
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Yes, but even I know you're
not as close as you used to be.
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The fish is right.
You two used to be inseparable.
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That's why we bought these tickets.
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You were always singing that
one Shaggy song to Steve.
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? Stevie, you're my angel ?
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? You're my darling angel ?
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? Closer than my
peeps you are to me ?
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? Stevie ?
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We were kids back then.
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I'm older now, and Steve's a dork.
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Oh, for sure. Huge dork.
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Some days I'm embarrassed
he ever slid out of me.
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But he's still your little brother.
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Great news, Hayley!
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Mom told me about the Shaggy concert,
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so I spent all morning drawing
schematics of the venue.
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I've got all kinds of intimate
details about the shark's nest.
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You see? This is why I don't
want to hang out with him.
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The concert hasn't even started,
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and he's already ruining it for me!
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[SNIFFS, WHIMPERS]
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Now what are you doing?
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Drawing schematics
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for the fastest way tears
can run down my face!
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- [SOBS]
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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Whatever.
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We'll make up later. We always do.
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- So, can I get those tickets?
- No way.
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You either take your little
brother to see Shaggy
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or you don't see Shaggy at all.
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[GROANS]
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[SOBBING]
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I just want a sister who loves me,
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a sister who wants to
spend time with me.
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Is that so much to ask?
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Don't worry, weaker Steve.
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I'll make you less sad...
by killing you!
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- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- Aah!
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Oh, God. A dead white boy!
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They'll give me the chair for this!
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Think, Lewis. Think.
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I know. I'll move to France.
It worked for Polanski.
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Principal Lewis! You saved me!
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Steve? How many of you are there?
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How many of me are there?
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- [CHUCKLES] Gotcha.
- Aah!
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Wait. You're not evil Steve.
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No! Now I've lost my family
and my revenge!
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Uh, excuse me. But what's going on?
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I'm glad you asked.
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...and to jump from
universe to universe,
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we use these armbands
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that turn your butthole
into a black hole,
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which transports you
through time and space.
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Ah, yes. As Carl Sagan theorized.
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If there are infinite universes,
is there a universe
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where my sister wants
to hang out with me?
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There's a universe for everything.
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Please start listening.
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Hayley. You came after me.
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Yeah, but only because
Mom won't let me go
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to the Shaggy concert without you.
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If you think spending time
with me is such a problem,
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I'll make sure you never
have to do it again!
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Is it just me,
or do we look like a thumbnail
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to a sick-ass porno?
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What's a porno?
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Sit. I have much to explain.
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So, in some ways,
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porn's one of humanity's
oldest art forms.
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Huh. And people touch
themselves while watching it?
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Oh, like you wouldn't believe.
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Okay. I got to ask.
What the heck is going on?!
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I never get to explain
this much stuff in one day.
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This is clearly a story about valuing
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what fleeting time you have
with the ones you love.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I meant about the portals
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and the multiple Lewises and stuff.
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Okay. Here goes. [INHALES DEEPLY]
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...so your Steve stole
evil Steve's armband
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and portaled into the multiverse.
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Great. How am I supposed
to find that dork now?
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I need him so I can go
to the Shaggy concert.
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The Steve I vowed to kill is dead.
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My vengeance was stolen,
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so my journey ends here.
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Take my armband.
And let me give you my STD.
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Uh...
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He means Steve Tracking Device.
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In his universe, there are no
sexually transmitted diseases.
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Also, Princess Diana is still alive,
but she's a huge bitch.
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It's true. In every universe
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where Princess Di is alive,
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pretty much everyone hates her.
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To portal in and out of universes,
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push the big button on the armband.
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The Steve Tracking Device
works like a bloodhound.
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It'll guide you to your Steve over time,
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but it can't take you right to him.
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You're the Lewis who killed
evil Steve and stole my revenge!
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If it's vengeance you're after,
you're talking to the right guy.
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I've got a long list of people
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who've been cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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Eh, works for me.
Exposition Lewis, you in?
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I'd love to, fellow Lewises,
but duty calls.
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Someone out there is wondering
why people like Wes Anderson,
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and it's my job to explain it to them.
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But that's the one thing I don't know.
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Hey, stranger.
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Welcome to the Oops!
All Barrys universe.
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You got any Steves?
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Just Barrys. And one Shaggy.
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AnyBarry who's anyBarry is
gonna be at his show tonight.
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Not me, though.
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[BEEPING]
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Steve!
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There you are.
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Oh. Uh...
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Were you expecting a white Steve?
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This... feels like a trap.
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Well, this seems normal.
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? Flag, flag, flag,
flag-flag, fla-a-a-g ?
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[SIGHS]
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- [BEEPING]
- Oh! Getting closer.
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STEVE: Hey, Hayley!
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- I'm a bowl!
- Nope.
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? Bowl, bowl, bowl,
bowl-bowl, bow-w-w-l ?
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Welcome to McLewis Burger.
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We've got some of the
most pretty-good burgers
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in this part of the multiverse.
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- Is your Steve dead?
- No!
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That's too bad.
You could've gotten 15% off.
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Could you hurry up?
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Some of us are in mourning
and are very hungry.
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- [BEEPING]
- Wait.
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Wasn't I already in this universe?
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- No.
- Are you sure?
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'Cause I literally
just saw a black Steve.
253
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,386
So let me get this straight.
254
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,855
Infinite universes with
infinite possibilities,
255
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,391
and you can't fathom two black Steves?
256
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,393
No. I just... I-I didn't...
257
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,861
I-I'm not...
258
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,062
Hey. Hayley.
259
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,197
Just popping in to explain
260
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,933
that you're really
embarrassing yourself.
261
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,670
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING, WOMAN MOANING]
262
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,071
[HORSE NEIGHS]
263
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,408
This porno stuff isn't for me.
264
00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,343
But this is fantastic!
265
00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:46,411
You call it... marijuana?
266
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,813
Well, that's one word for it.
267
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,215
So your universe doesn't
have porn or drugs?
268
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,951
How the hell do you relax?
269
00:10:51,953 --> 00:10:54,620
- Used to be all I needed to unwind
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
270
00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:56,755
was to see my wife and kids.
271
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,358
The Steve in my original
universe was our nanny.
272
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,361
Then evil Steve blew up
my house just to kill him.
273
00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:04,764
[EVIL LAUGHTER, SCREAMS ECHOING]
274
00:11:04,766 --> 00:11:06,165
I wish I'd died.
275
00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:09,034
But cyborg technology
gave me another chance.
276
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,569
A chance at revenge.
277
00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:13,305
Which you stole from me,
and now we're here.
278
00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:15,240
I lost my family, too.
279
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,509
My best friend slept with my wife.
280
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,844
And that man lives here?
281
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,112
- That's the guy we're about to beat down?
- No.
282
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,983
This is the house of some punk
who disrespected me at my job.
283
00:11:23,985 --> 00:11:27,386
Nah, man. I didn't roll with
you to pick up chump change.
284
00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:30,856
We need to take down the man
who destroyed your family!
285
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,858
Yeah.
286
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,659
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
287
00:11:33,661 --> 00:11:35,060
Yeah!
288
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,528
[ENGINE REVVING]
289
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,597
PRINCIPAL LEWIS:
It's your lucky day, punk!
290
00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:41,400
We was finna [BLEEP] you
up for disrespecting me,
291
00:11:41,402 --> 00:11:43,202
but we got bigger fish to fry!
292
00:11:43,204 --> 00:11:44,603
[TIRES SQUEALING]
293
00:11:44,605 --> 00:11:46,071
I...
294
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,607
[DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
295
00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:54,079
I love you. I'll always love you.
296
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,948
But there's still something
I'm searching for...
297
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,150
a sister who likes me.
298
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,752
I understand, my love.
299
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,155
Please. Raise our son to be strong.
300
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,225
White Steve! There you are.
301
00:12:06,227 --> 00:12:08,093
Now come home so I can see Shaggy.
302
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,497
Did you have sex with a lady
version of your best friend...
303
00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,098
and get her pregnant?
304
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,967
How is she already this far along?
305
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,238
Time works differently
in different universes.
306
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,706
And we didn't have sex.
307
00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:22,708
In this universe,
you get someone pregnant
308
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:24,510
by gazing tenderly into their eyes.
309
00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:28,581
And, boy, did we gaze at each other.
310
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,964
- Steve, let's go.
- No.
311
00:12:31,979 --> 00:12:32,984
You only ran after me
312
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,787
so Mom would let you go to
your precious Shaggy concert,
313
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,789
and even after traveling the multiverse,
314
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,092
that's still all you care about!
315
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,530
I'm just gonna say it, girl. You suck.
316
00:12:44,532 --> 00:12:46,866
[WHIRRING]
317
00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:49,735
Hayley, these glitches mean
we're running out of time.
318
00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:52,003
You and Steve have to get
back to your universe.
319
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,939
You two have a destiny to fulfill,
320
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,742
and if you two don't make
it to that Shaggy concert,
321
00:12:56,744 --> 00:12:58,810
the entire multiverse will implode!
322
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,479
Why didn't you say that earlier?
323
00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:02,681
It wasn't pertinent information before!
324
00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:04,750
I like to reveal details
as they're needed.
325
00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:06,351
That's how exposition works!
326
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,687
Hey! Could you two scream louder?
327
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:11,223
As you know,
all this stress is good for the baby.
328
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,394
??
329
00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:17,596
[GAMES BEEPING]
330
00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:21,867
??
331
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,068
I don't get it.
332
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,204
This freak show of a universe...
no offense...
333
00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:26,805
is perfect for Steve.
334
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:27,940
Why'd he leave?
335
00:13:27,942 --> 00:13:29,875
Because he's looking
for a version of you
336
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,276
who wants to hang out with him.
337
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,477
I see him every day!
338
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,346
Listen. Steve's a good guy.
339
00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:36,481
And he'll be a great absent father.
340
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,083
And he deserves a Hayley
341
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,754
who'll do more than just
tolerate his presence.
342
00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:43,288
Maybe.
343
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,224
Hey. Should you be drinking?
344
00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:46,892
You're, like, super pregnant.
345
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,314
Don't tell me how to parent.
346
00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:51,964
In this universe, babies love wine.
347
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,971
[VEHICLES WHIRRING, HORNS HONKING]
348
00:13:58,973 --> 00:14:01,240
- Move it or lose it, pal!
- Klaus?
349
00:14:01,242 --> 00:14:03,041
You're not a fish in this universe?
350
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,443
What's a fish?
351
00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:06,779
Never mind.
Hey, what's up with that statue?
352
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:09,714
That statue's in honor
of the Steve Smith
353
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,918
who saved our civilization
from world war XXXVII
354
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,588
with his schematics for a better life.
355
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:18,657
Schematics?
Could that have been my Steve?
356
00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:21,394
Hated that guy.
I'm glad he's finally gone.
357
00:14:21,396 --> 00:14:22,995
Hey, Steve's not that bad.
358
00:14:22,997 --> 00:14:25,398
And it sounds like he's
really helped people here.
359
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,199
Whatever.
360
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:30,135
I don't want to talk about that
dork on my way to see Shaggy.
361
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,736
You have a Shaggy too?
362
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:35,007
Shaggy is the only constant
throughout the multiverse.
363
00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:37,542
He's right. Shaggy rules.
364
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,411
My Steve and I never miss a show.
365
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,346
You're taking Steve?
366
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,148
- Willingly?
- Duh.
367
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:47,019
What kind of monster wouldn't
take her tumor to see a concert?
368
00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:51,490
? Tume, tume, tume,
tume-tumor-r-r-r ?
369
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,186
_
370
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,996
[DOWN-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
371
00:15:04,038 --> 00:15:05,504
Mmm!
372
00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,239
Mom, you've got to stop doing that
373
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,707
or we're gonna run out of Steve.
374
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:11,944
We each grieve in our own way, Hayley.
375
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,447
Visiting from another universe?
376
00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:17,182
Yeah. What's with the shirt?
377
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:20,185
My Steve died. I miss him so much.
378
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:23,722
We did everything together
and built so many memories.
379
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:26,525
Steve and I have had some
great times together.
380
00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:28,461
I guess I take that for granted.
381
00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:31,396
There was this song we
always used to sing.
382
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,666
? Stevie, you're my angel ?
383
00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:37,002
? You're my darling angel ?
384
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:41,073
? Closer than my
peeps you are to me ?
385
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:42,475
? Stevie ?
386
00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:44,009
Oh, I love Shaggy.
387
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,744
Before evil Steve killed him,
388
00:15:45,746 --> 00:15:48,213
my Steve and I had plans
to go to tonight's concert.
389
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,891
My Steve and I are
supposed to go together,
390
00:15:50,926 --> 00:15:51,950
and after all this,
391
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,419
- I kind of don't want to see it without him.
- What do you mean?
392
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,890
Oh, my Steve's still alive,
but I'm kind of a dick to him.
393
00:15:57,892 --> 00:15:59,291
So he's searching the multiverse
394
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,093
for a Hayley who wants
to hang out with him.
395
00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:03,562
That's me! You don't deserve your Steve!
396
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:04,829
Let me have him!
397
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,631
No way. I want him now.
398
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,568
Besides,
he'll never really be your Steve,
399
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,770
just a Steve kind of like your Steve.
400
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:13,172
Banana, ba-nah-na.
401
00:16:13,174 --> 00:16:15,307
You're acting like a real
Princess Di right now.
402
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,544
- Whatever. I'm out of here.
- Oh, no, you don't.
403
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,592
_
404
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,116
Well, I'm off to hold
a mirror up to society.
405
00:16:24,118 --> 00:16:26,118
[ALL CHEERING]
406
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,453
[BOTH GRUNTING]
407
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,923
Pecan Sandies.
408
00:16:32,546 --> 00:16:34,963
_
409
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,861
I appreciate the tickets, Mother.
410
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,731
However,
I'd prefer to attend the concert
411
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,132
with just my friends.
412
00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:43,335
- I value your honesty, Hayley.
- Wow.
413
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,937
I love this family's ability
414
00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:48,006
to reach conflict-free resolutions.
415
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,341
[BOTH GRUNTING]
416
00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:50,809
I'll [BLEEP] cut you!
417
00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:54,647
Not if I cut you first, bitch! [SNARLS]
418
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,616
[BEEPING]
419
00:16:57,618 --> 00:17:00,619
I'm so glad you came back to life,
big brother.
420
00:17:00,621 --> 00:17:02,888
I didn't come back to life, silly.
421
00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:05,224
I'm a different Steve
from a different universe.
422
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:06,691
Plantain, plan-tahn.
423
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,894
Will you sing me our song again?
424
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:11,029
? Hayley, you're my angel ?
425
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:14,699
? You're my darling angel ?
426
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,370
? Closer than my
peeps you are to me ?
427
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,638
Hayleys?!
428
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,440
- Steve, come home!
- Steve, come with me!
429
00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:23,108
What are those things?
430
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,709
We're what you grow up to be.
431
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,779
Oh, God! Anything but that!
432
00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:28,581
Steve, you have to pick a Hayley,
433
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,783
and I'm the big sister you deserve.
434
00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:32,517
Steve, please stay with me.
435
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,788
I'm the little sister who
can't afford to lose you again.
436
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:40,125
Steve... I'm probably
not the best Hayley for you.
437
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,995
Just know that whichever
Hayley you choose,
438
00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:47,266
whatever universe you end up in,
I'll wish you were with me.
439
00:17:47,268 --> 00:17:50,135
That's all I've been searching for!
440
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,472
Besides, these other Hayleys
are kind of dorks, am I right?
441
00:17:53,474 --> 00:17:55,274
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
442
00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:56,741
[SCREAMS]
443
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,677
- Go. Now.
- Go. Now. - Go. Now.
444
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,545
Who are they?
445
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,147
There's no time to explain!
446
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,950
Which sucks,
because there's actually a really cool,
447
00:18:04,952 --> 00:18:07,486
well-thought-out
explanation behind all this.
448
00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:09,288
You have to return to your universe!
449
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,555
Your Shaggy's in trouble!
450
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,077
[BEEPING]
451
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:14,991
_
452
00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:17,730
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- [CROWD SCREAMING]
453
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,766
[GRUNTS]
454
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,769
Hey. What's this?
455
00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:26,038
[BEEPING]
456
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,572
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
457
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,041
Whoa.
458
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,644
NARRATOR:
And so begin the exciting adventures
459
00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:34,113
of a character you've never met before.
460
00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:36,782
[DINOSAUR ROARING, MAN SCREAMING]
461
00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:39,085
NARRATOR: Never mind.
462
00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:41,585
_
463
00:18:41,656 --> 00:18:44,589
[CROWD SCREAMING]
464
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,059
Come on, men! Shaggy needs us!
465
00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:50,663
- Wait a second.
- EXPOSITION LEWIS: You and Steve have a destiny to fulfill.
466
00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:53,798
Shaggy is the only constant
throughout the multiverse.
467
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,334
You gotta save Shaggy...
468
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:57,870
or we're all gonna die!
469
00:19:00,675 --> 00:19:03,342
Steve, we have to save Shaggy.
470
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:04,344
Good luck.
471
00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:05,810
Two guys nabbed him and barricaded
472
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,346
themselves in his dressing room.
473
00:19:07,348 --> 00:19:10,749
If only there was some kind of
blueprint for this building.
474
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,418
- The schematics!
- The schematics!
475
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:17,823
Shaggy, you son of a bitch.
You slept with my wife!
476
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,558
You destroyed my family!
477
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,494
- It wasn't me.
- [GRUNTS]
478
00:19:21,496 --> 00:19:23,095
- [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYS]
- Admit it!
479
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:25,230
He said he caught you on the counter!
480
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,565
It wasn't me.
481
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:28,167
- [GRUNTS]
- [BELL CHIMES]
482
00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:30,102
- [BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYS]
- Liar!
483
00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:32,771
I saw you banging on the sofa!
484
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:36,776
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- It wasn't me-e-e-e!
485
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:42,581
Lewises! Why are you doing this?
486
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:43,782
Picture this...
487
00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:45,117
He and my wife are both butt-naked,
488
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,585
banging on the bathroom floor!
489
00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:48,320
And I'm owed my revenge!
490
00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:50,255
[MACHINERY WHIRRING]
491
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,323
[GRUNTS]
492
00:19:51,325 --> 00:19:53,058
You both have issues.
493
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:56,128
But you also have each other,
like brothers.
494
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,871
Don't focus on what you've lost.
495
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,664
Think about the time
you're still lucky enough
496
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:03,602
- to have together.
- But I'm owed my revenge!
497
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,804
Nah, bro. She's right.
498
00:20:05,806 --> 00:20:07,606
As long as you and I are together,
499
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,074
we don't need anything else.
500
00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:11,076
We can be a new family.
501
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:12,411
Yeah.
502
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,012
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
503
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,748
Yeah!
504
00:20:18,639 --> 00:20:19,752
I love you, little bro.
505
00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:22,288
I love you too, Hayley.
506
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,125
I'm never playing this town again.
507
00:20:27,228 --> 00:20:32,365
ALL: At last, the multiverse is at ease.
508
00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:35,134
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
509
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,836
It was me.
510
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,905
It has always been me.
511
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,241
And it shall forever be me.
512
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:47,379
For I am Mr. Boombastic,
creator of worlds,
513
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:52,050
master of the multiverse,
the one true God.
514
00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:58,523
And all you shorties are my angels.
515
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,292
Bye-bye! See you soon.
516
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:04,892
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