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You're traveling
through another dimension-
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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous land
of imagination.
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Next stop, "The Twilight Zone".
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Edna.
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Huh?
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What about gas and electric?
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What?
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The gas and
electric bill.
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How many months is that?
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Four months.
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That's one you better pay.
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Huh. That's one I can't pay.
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Oh, I wish...
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how are you,
Mrs. Gumley?
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Oh, just fine, Mr. Castle.
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How have you been?
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Oh, can't complain.
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Been having a lot of rain,
haven't we?
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Quite a bit of rain
for this time of the year.
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Really.
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It's good
for the flowers.
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How's that?
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An heirloom today,
Mr. Castle.
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An heirloom, Mrs. Gumley?
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Oh, yes,
Mr. Castle.
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Been in my family
for years and years.
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It's supposed to
be very valuable.
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Hand-blown glass
is what it is.
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Really?
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Uh-huh.
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Mrs. Gumley, it's just
a plain old wine bottle.
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Do you know
what it's worth?
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Nothing.
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If you could find
the store where it came from,
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that's what they would
give you for it, Mrs. Gumley-
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nothing.
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I... I could let it go
for a dollar.
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Mrs. Gumley,
if I could spare a dollar,
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I'd give it to you,
believe me I would, but...
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well, things have
been rough here.
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I'm so in debt myself...
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I wish I could make
it more, I really do.
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Thank you, Mr. Castle.
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You're
a wonderful man.
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God bless you.
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Mr. Castle...
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it's not an
heirloom, you know.
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I found it in an ash can.
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Please,
Mr. Castle,
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forgive me
for lying.
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Aw, that's all right,
Mrs. Gumley.
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Who knows? Maybe it'll turn out
to be an heirloom.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Gorgeous.
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She has to eat,
doesn't she?
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You don't?
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Arthur...
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we're just
around the corner
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from bankruptcy.
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You promised me,
no more handouts.
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Look, Edna,
maybe all I've got left
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is to try to find some poor clod
who I could feel sorry for.
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Maybe a man
can be a failure
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for only so long,
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and then... and then...
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and then it catches up
with him.
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Look at it, Edna!
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Look at it!
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The legacy
of a hundred years.
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My grandfather owned it,
and it broke his heart.
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And then, my father-
it killed him, too.
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Look at it. Look at it.
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The meanness of it,
the shabbiness of it,
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the hand-to-mouth of it!
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It isn't just an antique shop
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where you pick up
the pitiful remnants
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of other people's failures.
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It's a shrine to failure itself,
that's what it is!
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It's a mausoleum,
a burial ground for...
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for people's hopes.
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Edna, what happens
to us anyway?
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What happens to us?
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We're not old people,
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and yet this place
is making us old.
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There must be years ahead of us
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that come without
scrimping and counting,
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and picking over
checkbooks and budgets
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and final notices
and old bills.
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Hey...
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hey!
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Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Castle-
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gentle and
infinitely patient people
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whose lives have been
a hope chest
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with a rusty lock
and a lost set of keys.
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But, in just a moment,
that hope chest will be opened,
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and an improbable phantom
will try to bedeck the drabness
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of these two people's
failure-laden lives
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with the gold and
precious stones of fulfillment.
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Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Castle,
standing on the outskirts,
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and about to enter,
"The Twilight Zone".
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How do you do?
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Rather than go into any lengthy
generic explanation
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of my existence, suffice it
to say that I am a genie.
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That's quite correct.
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A genie.
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I can offer you four wishes
with a guaranteed performance.
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Well, Mr. Castle?
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Mrs. Castle?
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What have you in mind?
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Arthur, what's
happening to us?
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He's a hypnotist
or something.
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Nothing of the sort.
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I grant four wishes
to the owner,
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then go back
inside the bottle
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for a century and a year
until a summons comes
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from the next owner.
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Now, I think the business at
hand is for you and Mrs. Castle
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to decide upon the nature
of your four wishes,
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keeping in mind,
of course...
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Edna.
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...that each wish
is irrevocable.
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Once made, it is fulfilled.
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And, once fulfilled,
it is a matter of record.
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It can only be altered
by yet another wish.
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Clear, Mr. Castle?
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I think we'd better
call the police.
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Wish
for them.
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I can bring you Scotland Yard,
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the Federal Bureau
of Investigation,
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or every bobby in
the city of London.
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Is it the police
you want?
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No.
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That is not what
we would wish for.
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Arthur, you out
of your mind?
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You believe him?
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Please go on,
Mr. Castle.
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You were saying?
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Well, if I had a wish,
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just for the sake
of argument,
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I'd say I wanted
that broken glass
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in that case to be fixed.
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Would you like to make
it official, Mr. Castle?
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Well, Mr. Castle,
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is that your wish?
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Yes, that is my wish.
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I want that glass
in that display case
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to be repaired.
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Well, Mr. Castle?
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You have three
wishes left.
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Three wishes.
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Three wishes,
three wishes.
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Anything we want.
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Well, think, think.
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What do you want?
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Nothing, Arthur.
I want nothing.
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A new shop-
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an expensive shop
on fifth avenue.
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We could have that
just for the asking.
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Or money, Edna, money!
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$100,000!
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$200,000!
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A million!
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Edna, Edna,
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we wouldn't have
to grub anymore.
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We wouldn't to sit her
and waste our lives away.
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Arthur, no.
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There's something
unholy about this.
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Clothes, Edna,
expensive clothes.
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Jewels,
a beautiful house!
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Anything we want,
Edna!
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No more worries for
the rest of our lives.
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Money.
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Money? The simplest, Mr. Castle.
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How much, and in
what denominations?
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How much do we want?
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I don't know.
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I don't know!
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A million dollars,
right here on the floor,
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in five and ten
dollar bills.
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That's what we want!
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A million dollars!
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Ask and you shall
receive, Mr. Castle.
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Edna, Edna!
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Edna! A million dollars, Edna!
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A million dollars!
A million dollars!
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Edna, look!
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A million!
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait, wait.
So he says...
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wait. So he says,
"money?"
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So much money for me.
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I thought maybe
she's a go outta style!
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Here you are, my friend.
Here you are.
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You pay off that mortgage
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and have yourself...
start living again.
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That's it.
Here you are, my dear.
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Here. You take yourself
that vacation,
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and bring back a boyfriend.
Don't forget.
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Mrs. Gumley. Oh, my dear.
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Here. Here. More. More!
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Mrs. Gumley, god bless you.
God bless you.
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Here you are, my dear.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You take that
home with you.
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Here you are, reverend.
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Don't you worry.
This is honest money.
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You take it and get
that church painted.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, and thank you.
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Yes, dolly,
here you are. Come here.
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You tell Angelo
to get himself a new truck
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with red wheels.
Remember.
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Here you are, my...
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no need. My card,
Mr. Castle.
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Office of internal revenue.
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Yes, that's correct.
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There's a matter of an
income tax, Mr. Castle.
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Just send
us the bill
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and we'll
pay it.
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But send us the
bill in a hurry,
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would you please?
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My wife and I will
be taking off
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for Europe
very shortly.
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Dependents?
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The whole neighborhood.
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Oh, no.
They don't count.
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What does that
figure there mean?
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A million dollars,
Mr. Castle.
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Taxed on the basis
of a husband and wife,
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using the standard deductions,
you owe the government
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approximately
$907,000.
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What?
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Yes, that's correct.
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Then, in addition,
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there's a state income tax
involved which...
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using thumb rule...
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the whole thing comes
to a total of...
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roughly, mind you...
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$942,640.
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Arthur, we've already
given away a lot of money.
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Well, now, if you'll
just fill out this form
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and send it to us
with your check?
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Oh, uh... if you want
to use the installment plan,
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we'll send you a statement after
the form has been analyzed.
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Uh... Mr. Castle?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just send us a bill.
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Well, we'll be seeing you,
Mr. Castle.
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Good evening,
Mrs. Castle.
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Well?
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$910,530.
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$910,535.
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$910,540.
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We gave away almost $60,000.
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And this goes to taxes,
and this...
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and this...
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five dollars?
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Yeah.
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Quite a wish, Arthur.
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Quite a wish.
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And we haven't even
paid those bills yet.
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Mr. Castle...
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it was my suggestion
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that you reflect
very carefully, Mr. Castle.
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Very, very carefully.
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Now, had you made a wish
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that took into account
the taxes involved...
268
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,460
oh...
269
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,710
look, you.
270
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,850
Plenty of sweet talk and
promises and the whole thing,
271
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,720
and all the time you're nothing
272
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,600
but a
con artist.
273
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,470
This time,
I want the million dollars,
274
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,720
but I want it after...
275
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,220
Arthur,
no more money.
276
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:05,730
You got to wish
for something else.
277
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,230
Something else.
278
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,730
How about
ten more wishes?
279
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,980
Or 20?
280
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,870
Don't be in such
a hurry, Arthur.
281
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,370
Then you think
of something!
282
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,740
I'm afraid wishing
for more wishes
283
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,620
isn't permitted, Mr. Castle.
284
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,240
Frankly, I'd be afraid
to have you try
285
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,130
for fear of the consequences.
286
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,880
What consequences?
287
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,750
Why do you keep
losing your temper?
288
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,880
Well, you're no help
for me. That's for sure!
289
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,750
Here we stand
in this crummy little shop,
290
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,250
with the whole world
out in front of us,
291
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,140
with anything to wish for
that we want,
292
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:38,010
and you just
stay on my back...!
293
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,890
Arthur!
294
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,400
Edna.
295
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:46,020
What... what's
happening with us?
296
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,150
What's going on?
297
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,270
Oddly enough,
Mr. Castle,
298
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,520
this is the normal pattern
299
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,410
that seems
to be generally followed-
300
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,530
great excitement,
great emotionalism.
301
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,280
Strangely enough,
302
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,780
hard to believe
though it may be,
303
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,280
only a modicum of happiness.
304
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:09,790
Well...
you got a couple
305
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,680
of cheap customers
here, mister.
306
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:15,430
People that haven't
known much happiness.
307
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:18,550
What? What? What
do we wish for?
308
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,800
I wish
I knew, Arthur.
309
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,690
I don't know!
310
00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:23,800
What about it, genie?
311
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,060
What can
we wish for now?
312
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,560
What can come to us
without tricks?
313
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,310
Without tricks!
314
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,200
I question the semantics here,
Mr. Castle.
315
00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:32,450
There are no tricks involved.
316
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,950
There are simply normal
and understandable outgrowths
317
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:38,700
and conditions
that go with any windfall.
318
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:40,570
No matter what you wish for,
319
00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:44,320
you must be prepared
for the consequences.
320
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:52,720
Something without
consequences.
321
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,220
Something dead sure.
322
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,970
Something anchored,
something airtight.
323
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,850
Edna, I think
I got it.
324
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:09,600
I think I know
what it is.
325
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,490
What, Arthur?
326
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,990
Power. Power, Edna.
327
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:17,740
To be in charge
of something...
328
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:20,240
the boss...
to be a leader.
329
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,360
We could wish
for that.
330
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,620
Possible.
331
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:25,870
Very possible.
332
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,500
President of a corporation?
333
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,750
That sort
of thing?
334
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,260
He could go bankrupt.
335
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,620
Mayor of a city?
336
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:36,010
You get voted out of office,
then what?
337
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,510
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
338
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,260
I know what.
339
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,380
Head of a country.
340
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,520
Ruler of a whole country.
341
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,390
That's it.
342
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,280
What about it, genie?
343
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,140
I want to be the
head of a country
344
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,030
who can't be voted
out of office.
345
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,150
Do you want to be more specific
than that?
346
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,530
Wait a minute.
347
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:03,040
Let me give it to you this way.
348
00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:06,790
I want to be the head
of a foreign country
349
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,910
who can't be voted
out of office,
350
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:13,050
but it must be
a contemporary country.
351
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,300
Contemporary?
352
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:15,550
Within this century.
353
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,300
No problems.
354
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:21,050
What about consequences?
355
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,810
Consequences, Mr. Castle?
356
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,680
I've already told you.
357
00:19:26,710 --> 00:19:31,680
You run the risk of consequences
no matter what you wish for.
358
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:36,070
All right, then.
359
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:42,690
Go ahead, Arthur.
You wish for that.
360
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:48,330
I want to be the ruler
of a foreign country,
361
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:50,950
just as I've
described it.
362
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,950
Go ahead, genie.
363
00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:54,840
Take over.
364
00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:59,590
As you wish, Mr. Castle.
365
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:18,360
From now on, it's
just a mass suicide.
366
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,860
Well, what about
it, Führer?
367
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:23,980
Head of a country.
368
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,120
Can't be voted out
of office.
369
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,370
I'm Hitler.
370
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:30,240
I'm in a bunker.
371
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,130
It's the end of the war.
372
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,630
Mein Führer.
373
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:46,510
What you asked for.
374
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:49,010
Very quick...
375
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,760
and very painless,
mein Führer.
376
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:57,150
And we have
the gasoline outside
377
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,270
for you and miss Braun
378
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:03,410
when you finish.
379
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,570
I wish... I wish I were back
where it all started.
380
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:55,330
I wish I were
Arthur Castle again!
381
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:05,340
What's the matter,
Arthur?
382
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:06,590
You look so funny.
383
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:07,840
What happened?
384
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:12,230
I had a wish
fulfilled.
385
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:15,980
Number four.
386
00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:19,730
All the wishes ended
the same way-
387
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:22,850
in fragments,
little pieces.
388
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,860
Funny thing, though.
389
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:32,860
This place... this... this
place doesn't look half bad.
390
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,750
You all right?
391
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,620
Oh, I'm fine.
392
00:22:36,650 --> 00:22:39,750
Well, maybe we'll stop
wishing for a while.
393
00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:42,870
And, since we obviously
can't afford
394
00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:44,120
a brand-new life,
395
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,630
suppose we give the
old one a paint job
396
00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,510
or something?
397
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:54,770
I think that's
a very good idea.
398
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:57,270
What are you
laughing at?
399
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:59,770
We came out of it
ahead anyway.
400
00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:09,650
Shouldn't be
a total loss.
401
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,060
A word to the wise now
402
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,930
to the garbage collectors
of the world,
403
00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:45,440
to the curio seekers,
to the antique buffs,
404
00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:48,570
to everyone who would try
to coax out a miracle
405
00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:50,440
from unlikely places.
406
00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:59,450
Check that bottle you're taking
back for a two-cent deposit.
407
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,950
The genie you save
might be your own.
408
00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:05,090
Case in point,
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Castle,
409
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,590
fresh from
the briefest of trips
410
00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,460
into "The Twilight Zone".
411
00:24:14,130 --> 00:24:16,630
Rod Serling,
creator of "The Twilight Zone",
412
00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:19,140
will tell you
about next week's story
413
00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:22,990
after this word
from our alternate sponsor.
414
00:24:23,020 --> 00:24:26,090
And now, Mr. Serling.
415
00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:29,210
Next week, we take you
into this 8x8 hotel room,
416
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:32,350
and we watch a penny-ante crook
make a decision.
417
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:34,220
You better ask the room clerk
the number of this room,
418
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,100
and then come on up.
419
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,860
Mr. Joe Mantell is the nervous
man in the four dollar room.
420
00:24:39,890 --> 00:24:41,730
That's "The Twilight Zone"
next week,
421
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,610
and we'll be waiting for you.
422
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,480
Thank you and good night.
423
00:25:29,190 --> 00:25:32,330
Be sure and see
the Colgate-Palmolive company's
424
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,830
new comedy show
"My sister Eileen"
425
00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:37,950
Wednesday night
on many of these same stations.
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