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- Uh, we're live in two.
- Okay, okay.
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Okay. Um, Alison's got chills.
Marshall's covering B cam,
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but I don't know if he can do it.
And Joel has a throat tickle.
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Geez. Do you have any good news?
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Um...
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- Hey, six feet, six feet.
- Oh. I'm sorry.
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- Hi, Julia.
- Oh, good morning.
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- Morning.
- Uh, Alex's fever broke.
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- That's great. When is she coming back?
- Yeah.
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Uh, Stella wants Alex and
Chip to keep doing their thing.
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- Really?
- Yeah. How are things on your end?
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I mean, I guess I'm fine.
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I'm doing my own hair and makeup.
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I'm getting dressed in the green room.
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I've been okay for the past two
weeks. I think I'm in the clear.
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Oh, okay. Uh, Stella
says you're good to go.
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Thank you. You're my hero.
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Yeah. Keep saying it. Okay.
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You look like a dream.
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Really? I feel pretty ragged.
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- Hi, Laura.
- Morning, Bradley.
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Oh, uh, I made some
changes to the Cuomo copy.
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There was a new executive
order last night.
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Got it. What else?
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Have a great show.
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- Always do.
- Five,
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- four, three, two.
- Marshall, is your camera even on?
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Good morning. It's
Wednesday, March 25th,
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and the 2020 Summer Olympics
have officially been postponed.
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Okay. Bill Simpson just quit,
and he's moving to Costa Rica.
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- Who?
- He's the EVP of scripted.
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You know, the, uh, smart one.
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He's... He's pissed 'cause I canceled
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- all the pilots that he just green-lit.
- Well, what else could you do?
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You know no one's gonna step
foot on a film set right now.
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Well, he's dead to us,
and I need your help.
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- Yeah, I'm a little busy.
- We're desperate for content.
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The Donner Party cast, they're stuck
on location with a food shortage.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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And Sorkin won't release
his Kissinger biopic to UBA+.
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- Why did you green-light that?
- Self-hate.
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- That tracks.
- I need you to talk to him.
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- You're gonna owe me.
- Okay, good. You can put it on my tab.
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Did you see Alex's thing
has over two million streams?
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- Everybody stops to watch a house on fire.
- Do you want me to put it out?
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Put it out? No.
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I want you to hit the street with
a gas can and see what lights up.
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We need stakes. We need spectacle.
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We need the... the undeniable
essence that is Alex fucking Levy.
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I'll be back.
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Oh.
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The fridge is full.
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The wine is chilled. I'm just
missing one thing.
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- Toilet paper?
- Actually, yeah. I need that too.
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- Hey. Look who's here.
- Hey, Brad...
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Oh, Laura.
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Hi, Cory.
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- Call me later, okay?
- Yeah. I'll call you back. Bye.
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Okay. Was the show okay?
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Yeah, good stuff. Good stuff.
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So what's up?
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Oh, I'm just checking in.
Um, have you got enough food?
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Do you want a dog, or a kitten or
some other kind of animal companion?
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- I'm good.
- Okay.
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Um, I checked with BA, and they're
happy to put you in an apartment.
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Well, I really appreciate that, but, um,
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I'm actually checking out of the hotel.
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Oh, okay. Good. Where you goin'?
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Montana.
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Uh, Laura and I have been talking,
and it's just much safer out there,
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and, um... I'll be remote and...
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Unless, of course, you need me here.
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No, no, no, no, no. That
makes sense. Makes sen...
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It'd be good for ratings, you know.
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Good.
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You know none of this has
anything to do with... you know,
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what happened between
you and I with Hal.
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That, um... That was just,
like... That was a crazy night,
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and it was just... We
were... We weren't...
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We were going a little bit
out of our minds, weren't we?
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Um, yeah, right. Right. Uh, were we?
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I was.
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Oh. Yeah. Okay.
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Um... How is Hal?
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So much better. Thank you. Yeah,
he's with my mom now, you know.
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That's great.
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Thank you for asking.
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Um, hope you see a moose.
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How was your day?
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- Shitty.
- You said that yesterday.
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I missed you too.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm gonna go get some water.
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No, no, no, no, no. Don't
go. Too soon. Too soon. Stay.
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I'd get you water. Do you need water?
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No. But can we have, like, champagne?
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- Well, I got that too, honey.
- Really?
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You came to the right house. Yes.
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Yeah, I knew I came to the right house.
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- Now, we don't have to work till tomorrow.
- Okay.
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So we could spend the whole
day in bed if we wanted to.
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Oh, my God. Can we?
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You know, people will
speculate. They always do.
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I mean, I'm in a pod with
you during the pandemic.
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It's a little more than that.
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Does it bother you?
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Um, no. I don't know. Uh... Our
personal relationship is our business.
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Okay. So we just won't say
anything about it on air.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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- Oh, you have a little...
- Hmm.
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- Okay. Time to... Time to work.
- Okay. Time to work.
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- Salma?
- Cory.
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Are we doing masks, no masks?
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What's the policy today?
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I don't watch the news.
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Well, why don't we leave them on?
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Till we get to know each other better.
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Right. Better safe than sorry, huh?
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Can't wait to show you this house.
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I love this place. I think you will too.
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But I've got five more to show
you, if this is not the one.
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Okay. Wow, big lot.
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UBA+ must be doing very well.
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You're a subscriber.
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I will be, if you buy through me.
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Okay. Well, fair
warning, I'm a little picky.
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Good. I've got
all the time in the world.
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Yeah, I-I-I understand but...
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By the time that I get
there and I quarantine,
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then Mother's Day will be over.
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And then I have to come back
here and quarantine again.
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Yeah, but, Brad, we both know that
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if you wanted to, you
could make it work.
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Hal, that's not fair.
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I'm... I'm sorry. I'm not trying to
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make you feel guilty. I swear to God.
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I'll be there as soon as
the restrictions lift, okay?
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Just take care of Mom
and... and text me anytime.
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Okay.
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- Are you good?
- Yeah. I love you.
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I love you too.
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How's he doing?
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Hmm. Yeah. Seems like
he's doing pretty good.
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My mom is still going to church, and
he's not wearing a mask at Costco.
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Our education system is broken.
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You know Hal and I went
to the same schools.
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Yeah, but only one of
you learned about science.
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That's my family.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean
it. It was a joke. Really.
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No, I know you don't
like where I'm from,
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but I have a lot of
that world in me, and...
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I need you to understand
or... or attempt to understand,
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if you're gonna love me.
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I'm judgy.
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Mmm, a little bit.
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Or I'm doing the mommy
thing, which is awful.
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It's probably about my own childhood.
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Or maybe I'm just an asshole.
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But yes, I want to try.
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Hold on. Is this compassionate
engagement around our traumas?
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Is this an adult conversation?
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Definitely a lesbian conversation.
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Followed by chocolate.
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- No, I want chocolate too.
- Nope. It's only for bisexuals.
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It's my house. I get the chocolate.
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I'm really happy with you.
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- Eight seconds to you.
- Stand by for live feed.
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- Five, four, three...
- I'm really happy with you too.
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- ... two. Start your move. Cue her.
- I want people to know that.
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So what? Make it official?
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Bradley. Bradley, you're on.
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Right. Good morning.
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- It's May 14th.
- Fifteenth.
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Fifteenth. Sorry, y'all.
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Babe, you gotta make
some stronger coffee.
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Oh, no. I need you at half speed
when we go for our run later.
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Well, tomorrow
I'm gonna make the coffee.
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No.
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- I make good coffee.
- I didn't say anything.
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People will talk about this house.
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They're gonna want to know
about the man who lives inside.
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I love it.
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So picture this. You just closed
the biggest deal of your life.
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You've got the perfect
bottle of wine, two glasses.
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There's two glasses?
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I'm not gonna make you drink alone.
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Oh. I see. You're...
You're here now too.
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Just wanna make sure
you're happy with your purchase.
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You do this with all your clients?
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No, Cory. You're special.
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Hmm. I've been, um...
thinking about you.
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What have you been thinking?
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That I wanna get to know you.
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Maybe you'd let me cook you dinner.
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What if I want more than dinner?
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Can I see you?
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I mean, can I really see you?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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No justice! No peace!
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No fucking police! No justice!
No peace! No fucking police!
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It's great, but we can't use it on TMS.
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Even if we bleep it?
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We need personal stories.
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Interviews with protesters
talking about why they're marching
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and what it means to them.
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Okay. Well, I can be on the
ground in Minneapolis by tomorrow.
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Eric's already on the ground.
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What's your take on this, Mia?
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How are you feeling?
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I agree with Stella. Uh...
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- Sit tight, we'll get you some footage.
- Okay.
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George Floyd! George Floyd!
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- George Floyd!
- George Floyd!
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- No justice! No peace!
- No justice! No peace!
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Hey, Fancy Face.
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When? Now. When? Now.
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Was just gonna run the
shower. You wanna jump in with me?
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Sorry.
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What's wrong?
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André, do you think this
country will ever change?
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'Cause I spent my day arguing over
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what protest footage our
middle-class, mostly white audience
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would be willing to watch
without changing the channel.
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Then air it all. Let 'em squirm.
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Okay. Yeah. I can't.
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Why not?
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The only way change happens is
when people see it for themselves.
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I've seen him die, like, 20 times.
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They're killing him, he's
calling out for his mama.
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They're all just standing
around, letting it happen.
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God, I just...
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- Oh, God.
- Hey.
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Hey, hey. I'm here.
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Oh, God.
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It's been a fucking week.
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No shit.
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People are stuck at home.
Their only friend is the TV,
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and we got nothing to show them
because everything is shut down.
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Okay. Chip has a new pitch every
week, and Eric wants to do more.
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- Just increase my budget and I can be...
- Hey, I can't.
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No one will loan to us since
the Hannah Shoenfeld suit.
245
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The vultures, they're circling
right now, and I'm telling ya,
246
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they see that stock drop, they're
gonna swoop down and eat our livers.
247
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What about, like, more
interviews with Alex?
248
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Uh, people love that.
For Alex Unfiltered.
249
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Great. That's one show.
250
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- People love those interviews.
- We got the Mitch Kessler documentary.
251
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- What else do we have?
- I can talk to the director.
252
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She'd let us air that. Um...
253
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that silence is deafening.
254
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You really want to give
him more airtime right now?
255
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Well, it shows him in a different light.
256
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He's regretful. He's repentant.
257
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And it would drive traffic to UBA+.
258
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In the middle of these protests?
259
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I think the American public can
hold more than one idea at a time.
260
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Cory, people are dying.
261
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They're getting shot and suffocated.
262
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Watching Mitch meditate on his
sins in some fancy Italian villa,
263
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that feels tone-deaf.
264
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Fine, then get me something
else and make it cheap.
265
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What is it?
266
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Oh. I need five billion dollars.
267
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That's all?
268
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There's money all over this shoreline.
269
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I mean, David Koch, Larry Page.
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Most of 'em stay holed
up in their houses.
271
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You don't even see them. But
sometimes they come out to play.
272
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Do you know Paul Marks?
273
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I thought he lived on
the floor of his factory.
274
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He bought up here a few years ago.
275
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I hear it's hard to get his attention.
276
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CEO pay is 278 times
higher than the average worker.
277
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Did you have a question
or are you asking me to comment
278
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on the general state
of the American economy?
279
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I'm asking if you think that's ethical.
280
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Well, upwards of a billion
people will die in our lifetime
281
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due to the effects of
man-made climate destruction.
282
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Do you think that's ethical?
283
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- That's a separate issue.
- I think it's the only issue,
284
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and it's something I'm
actively working on.
285
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So, a billion people are gonna die,
286
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but you wanna bitch about my paycheck?
287
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The richest 1% emit twice as much
CO2 as the bottom 50% of the world.
288
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Well, I'd say you're missing
the forest for the trees,
289
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but I don't think you'd appreciate
the irony of that statement.
290
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But congratulations, you know a fact.
291
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I think we're done here.
292
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Have you been able to
spend any time with your families?
293
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It's been 41 days since I've been
home with my husband and daughter.
294
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We walk with death. I've
never seen anything like this.
295
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- My God, it's like a war zone.
- Yeah.
296
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And yet, we provide our
soldiers with protective gear,
297
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and here you guys are
fighting people for masks.
298
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- And ventilators, an-and beds.
- Yes.
299
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Our zip code has the
highest rate of COVID in the state.
300
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Our patients can't afford to
stay home from work or isolate.
301
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- She's really good.
- Everyone's just trying to survive.
302
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But it's really hard.
303
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How can we help you?
What is it that you need?
304
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M-Maybe they'll give her Evening
News. I hear Eric's leaving.
305
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It could be you.
306
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You should talk to Stella.
307
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- ... you are giving and sacrificing...
- Okay. Yeah.
308
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Jackie and Roberta, thank you
for taking this time today and...
309
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Oh, Emma called.
310
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Still okay for her and
Sam to come stay with us?
311
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- Yeah, sure.
- You sure?
312
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I mean, I wish we were going
out instead of them coming in,
313
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- but yeah.
- Okay.
314
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- Your friends.
- Mm-hmm.
315
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- ... talking to us.
- Thank you for talking to us.
316
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Oh, thank goodness. Talk to me
while I cut a million strawberries.
317
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Uh, hey. Listen
to me. Um, Mom has COVID.
318
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- For how long?
- Um...
319
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Okay. Look, I can get on a flight,
and I'll be there by tomorrow.
320
00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:47,573
No. Just stay where you are. I
don't need you getting sick too.
321
00:20:47,656 --> 00:20:49,992
Then I'll have, like, two
people with COVID in the house.
322
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I've... I gave her Tylenol.
323
00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:53,662
- Her fever's not that bad.
- Oh, my gosh.
324
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Put the little oxygen thing
on her finger. I'm watching it.
325
00:20:57,541 --> 00:20:59,627
Okay. Can you put her on the
phone? I want to talk to her.
326
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:03,214
She's asleep. Just... It's okay.
327
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Just... I got this. Take a breath.
328
00:21:06,509 --> 00:21:09,428
I just... I feel like I should be there.
329
00:21:09,538 --> 00:21:11,289
No, you shouldn't.
'Cause she needs to rest,
330
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and you'll just get her
all riled up. And then...
331
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that wouldn't be good for anybody.
332
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Okay, Hal. Just please wear gloves
an-an-and masked all the time, okay?
333
00:21:19,271 --> 00:21:21,888
- It's gonna be all right.
- And tell her not to smoke. Okay?
334
00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:25,125
- I promise.
- An-And if anything changes,
335
00:21:25,135 --> 00:21:27,071
just call me, text me anytime.
336
00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:28,697
- Morning or night. Do you hear me?
- I'll be right back.
337
00:21:28,781 --> 00:21:30,282
Brad, you are always
coming to the rescue.
338
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,243
No, I-I can be there really fast.
339
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Trust me. I love you.
340
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- Okay. I love you.
- I'll talk to you later.
341
00:21:40,418 --> 00:21:41,502
My mom has COVID.
342
00:21:43,629 --> 00:21:45,881
- Oh, my God.
- And I don't know where she got it,
343
00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:47,540
and I'm sure she wasn't wearing a mask,
344
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:49,009
so don't even ask me. I don't know.
345
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:51,813
Do you wanna go to her?
346
00:21:51,824 --> 00:21:53,378
Yeah. I feel like I should.
347
00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:55,933
But then I talked to Hal, and he
doesn't think there's any point.
348
00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:58,644
And then I might get sick and then...
349
00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:01,564
Okay. Um, I can call my cardiologist.
350
00:22:01,647 --> 00:22:03,399
She knows people at Johns Hopkins.
351
00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:06,527
If Hal can get your mom to
Baltimore, she can get better care.
352
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:09,071
I wish she would. I-I wish
she would call her own doctor.
353
00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:10,865
You don't understand.
354
00:22:10,948 --> 00:22:13,159
That's just... just not
how my family works.
355
00:22:13,242 --> 00:22:16,746
He's gonna keep calling me. If
anything happens, I-I'm gonna go.
356
00:22:17,329 --> 00:22:19,081
- Of course.
- Like that, I gotta go.
357
00:22:19,165 --> 00:22:20,451
I understand that.
358
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:31,131
_
359
00:22:34,538 --> 00:22:38,320
_
360
00:22:40,978 --> 00:22:45,357
Okay. Hi, hi, hello.
No. Singer. Yes. Madonna.
361
00:22:47,037 --> 00:22:49,750
Uh, movie, movie. Okay. Oh. Actress.
362
00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:51,728
What are you doing?
363
00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:54,910
What's this? What is that?
West Side Story? I don't know.
364
00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:57,328
Wait. Oh. Uh, Pulp Fiction!
365
00:22:57,411 --> 00:22:58,621
Wait, wait. Time, time, time.
366
00:22:58,704 --> 00:23:01,457
- Liza Minnelli!
- Cabaret. That was amazing.
367
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:03,125
It was so obvious. I knew it.
368
00:23:03,209 --> 00:23:05,044
I was totally
transported to Weimar Germany.
369
00:23:05,127 --> 00:23:06,754
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Hmm. Your turn.
370
00:23:06,837 --> 00:23:08,005
- It's okay, babe.
- Okay.
371
00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:09,340
- Okay.
- Sam, it's your turn.
372
00:23:09,423 --> 00:23:10,549
Take it easy on me, okay?
373
00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:13,636
I gotta take this.
374
00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:17,181
- Hey.
- Driving Miss Daisy.
375
00:23:17,264 --> 00:23:18,808
Yeah. Uh, I can't hear you.
376
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,144
Hal, I can't hear
you. Slow down. W-What?
377
00:23:22,228 --> 00:23:24,146
- Well, here's to you.
- What?
378
00:23:27,609 --> 00:23:29,647
Oh, my God.
379
00:23:31,446 --> 00:23:33,361
Oh, my God.
380
00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:02,924
I'm not buying out points.
381
00:24:03,215 --> 00:24:05,676
You can offer 20 cents on
the dollar and get back to me.
382
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,918
_
383
00:24:15,411 --> 00:24:17,077
_
384
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:22,123
Kyle, what's next?
385
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:27,960
Bradley Jackson's mom died.
386
00:24:32,798 --> 00:24:34,175
Do you want to call her?
387
00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:38,262
Uh, sorry.
388
00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:39,472
Um...
389
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:45,061
Send her flowers, but
from the whole UBA family.
390
00:24:45,363 --> 00:24:46,990
- Thank you.
- Okay.
391
00:25:25,434 --> 00:25:29,563
There are now 102 active
wildfires burning across the West.
392
00:25:29,647 --> 00:25:31,273
- A federal judge in Pennsylvania ruled...
- Over four million acres...
393
00:25:31,284 --> 00:25:32,514
- ... that Governor Tom Wolf's...
- ... have been destroyed.
394
00:25:32,525 --> 00:25:35,403
... executive orders to
control the spread of the virus
395
00:25:35,486 --> 00:25:39,156
were unconstitutional and a
violation of individual rights.
396
00:25:49,954 --> 00:25:53,118
Good morning. It's
Friday, September 18th.
397
00:25:53,129 --> 00:25:56,465
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
has died. She was 87.
398
00:25:56,549 --> 00:26:01,303
Appointed by Bill Clinton in 1993,
she was a champion of human rights
399
00:26:01,314 --> 00:26:02,899
and an icon of the court.
400
00:26:03,472 --> 00:26:05,933
Here's a brief retrospective
of her extraordinary life.
401
00:26:21,657 --> 00:26:23,284
You want me to make you something else?
402
00:26:23,868 --> 00:26:25,870
I wanna go out to a restaurant.
403
00:26:26,871 --> 00:26:32,251
I wanna eat real food and order
a real drink and see people.
404
00:26:34,045 --> 00:26:35,129
We could sit outside.
405
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:40,217
Bradley, I... I can't. I'm sorry.
406
00:26:51,395 --> 00:26:52,855
You should talk to someone.
407
00:26:54,315 --> 00:26:58,235
Who do you want me to talk
to, Laura? Your therapist?
408
00:26:58,246 --> 00:26:59,539
How about a therapist?
409
00:26:59,695 --> 00:27:01,864
What's a therapist
gonna fucking say to me?
410
00:27:02,228 --> 00:27:04,950
That it's not my fault that
my drug-addicted mother died?
411
00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:07,203
It's not your fault.
412
00:27:07,787 --> 00:27:09,580
Whatever. You hated her anyway.
413
00:27:10,289 --> 00:27:11,374
I never met her.
414
00:27:11,457 --> 00:27:12,458
You didn't have to.
415
00:27:12,996 --> 00:27:14,956
You hated everything she stood for.
416
00:27:15,186 --> 00:27:17,802
And I stopped talking to her
417
00:27:17,812 --> 00:27:19,939
because I could feel it every time.
418
00:27:19,950 --> 00:27:21,535
That's not fair.
419
00:27:21,546 --> 00:27:22,755
But it's true.
420
00:27:24,011 --> 00:27:25,012
Oh, my God.
421
00:27:28,557 --> 00:27:31,685
Bradley, I am trying to support you.
422
00:27:31,979 --> 00:27:35,595
I'm trying to be here for you, okay?
423
00:27:35,606 --> 00:27:41,487
And I... I can't help you if
you don't try to process this.
424
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,088
Okay, let's process it, Laura.
425
00:27:44,099 --> 00:27:45,475
You know what I fucking think?
426
00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:47,502
I think you like to dress me up,
427
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:51,789
a-and... and parade me around for
your fancy fucking New York friends.
428
00:27:51,872 --> 00:27:54,417
- I'm like your little white trash pet.
- What?
429
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,335
I think you don't even really like me.
430
00:27:56,419 --> 00:27:59,130
I think that it makes you
feel better about yourself,
431
00:27:59,141 --> 00:28:01,382
because you're actually an elitist snob
432
00:28:01,392 --> 00:28:03,312
who hides out at the edge of the world
433
00:28:03,323 --> 00:28:04,658
- so she doesn't have to deal...
- Fuck you.
434
00:28:04,669 --> 00:28:06,876
... with real people. Fuck you.
435
00:28:07,025 --> 00:28:10,696
You must be so filled with spite,
it just corrodes your insides.
436
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,269
Think you're happy when
people like my mom die,
437
00:28:13,352 --> 00:28:16,021
because they had... they get
COVID 'cause they're uneducated,
438
00:28:16,105 --> 00:28:19,316
or they're hicks, or they're
just not as fucking smart as you.
439
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,526
You know what I think?
440
00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:25,740
I think there's a little part
of you that's actually relieved.
441
00:28:26,741 --> 00:28:28,159
You're glad she's gone.
442
00:28:28,909 --> 00:28:31,120
You just don't have the
guts to admit it, Bradley.
443
00:28:31,131 --> 00:28:33,050
And you need to grow the fuck up.
444
00:28:33,061 --> 00:28:36,162
You need to grow up and stop
blaming me for all your shit.
445
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,617
You can't just dump
all your stuff on me!
446
00:28:39,822 --> 00:28:44,039
Fucking be proactive and stop
rewriting some sort of history, Bradley.
447
00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:45,803
Your mother was a piece of shit.
448
00:28:45,814 --> 00:28:48,329
You're the first person
to tell everyone about it.
449
00:28:59,565 --> 00:29:00,566
Okay.
450
00:29:01,317 --> 00:29:05,488
It's an impossible situation, and
I don't put any of this on you.
451
00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:07,854
We're number two. It's on me.
452
00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,609
I should have pulled
Bradley off a month ago.
453
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:13,455
She keeps asking to go on assignment.
454
00:29:13,704 --> 00:29:15,926
It's pretty clear that she
doesn't wanna be on TMS.
455
00:29:15,937 --> 00:29:17,111
What about Laura?
456
00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:19,296
At this point, they're a package deal.
457
00:29:19,585 --> 00:29:20,795
If Laura's on air without Bradley,
458
00:29:20,806 --> 00:29:22,474
that's all anyone's
gonna be thinking about.
459
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:23,672
Oh, yeah.
460
00:29:24,245 --> 00:29:27,582
Alex is willing to come back
part-time. We can rotate guest hosts.
461
00:29:27,593 --> 00:29:29,887
Maybe Yanko. He's wanted this forever.
462
00:29:29,970 --> 00:29:31,806
We should start chasing someone now.
463
00:29:32,932 --> 00:29:35,351
And just so it's on the record, I
think it should be a woman of color
464
00:29:35,434 --> 00:29:38,312
at the teacup, preferably
someone under 40.
465
00:29:38,396 --> 00:29:39,605
Like Chris Hunter.
466
00:29:39,688 --> 00:29:43,150
Yeah, she's killing it
in her guest segments.
467
00:29:43,234 --> 00:29:45,611
We'll probably lose
Alison if we go that way.
468
00:29:46,445 --> 00:29:47,571
Yeah.
469
00:29:48,532 --> 00:29:52,661
Hey... there's one more thing.
470
00:29:53,577 --> 00:29:55,413
All right, take your time.
471
00:29:55,913 --> 00:29:58,666
Anyway, you asked
what I thought I did wrong.
472
00:29:59,105 --> 00:30:02,108
Uh, I fucked up.
473
00:30:02,837 --> 00:30:05,798
Obviously. I shouldn't
have done any of it.
474
00:30:08,426 --> 00:30:10,291
- Have you seen this?
- I didn't want to be this person.
475
00:30:10,302 --> 00:30:12,831
The Mitch Kessler interview. Wild.
476
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,349
I didn't want to hurt anyone.
477
00:30:16,642 --> 00:30:19,395
I didn't want people to
think I was the kind of person
478
00:30:19,478 --> 00:30:20,980
that could hurt someone.
479
00:30:25,067 --> 00:30:27,820
- And now one of those women is dead.
- Turn it off.
480
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,156
- Fucking douchebag.
- Hannah Shoenfeld.
481
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,534
- And that should have never happened...
- André, turn it off.
482
00:30:33,617 --> 00:30:34,618
That's just...
483
00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:36,704
Sorry.
484
00:30:43,961 --> 00:30:45,296
Did he, um...
485
00:30:47,590 --> 00:30:48,723
No.
486
00:31:03,647 --> 00:31:07,485
We were together. I
was in love with him.
487
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,108
I thought he was in love with me.
488
00:31:25,586 --> 00:31:26,587
Say something.
489
00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:32,802
Why are you still there?
490
00:31:35,513 --> 00:31:36,680
It's my job.
491
00:31:40,876 --> 00:31:42,461
He's gone. I'm not.
492
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:45,689
I'm still here. I'm still
there. I have people there.
493
00:31:47,066 --> 00:31:49,402
It may be hard to believe,
but some of us care about
494
00:31:49,902 --> 00:31:51,946
staying in a place,
trying to make it better.
495
00:32:05,835 --> 00:32:09,505
♪ Darling, you got to let me know ♪
496
00:32:11,048 --> 00:32:14,260
♪ Should I stay or should I go? ♪
497
00:32:16,387 --> 00:32:18,973
♪ If I go, there will be trouble ♪
498
00:32:24,311 --> 00:32:27,606
You ever tried Worcestershire sauce?
I'm gonna make a cheese toastie.
499
00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:29,734
- You want a cheese toastie?
- Are you drunk?
500
00:32:31,736 --> 00:32:33,446
Very.
501
00:32:34,312 --> 00:32:35,855
Did you go to a bar?
502
00:32:36,932 --> 00:32:39,727
No. I went to three.
503
00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:28,000
Asshole.
504
00:33:30,269 --> 00:33:31,478
Mia!
505
00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:34,006
If you leave this apartment...
506
00:33:34,090 --> 00:33:37,218
if you risk exposing anybody
else to your fucking shit,
507
00:33:37,301 --> 00:33:40,721
I swear to God I will
never fucking forgive you.
508
00:33:40,805 --> 00:33:41,931
Selfish asshole.
509
00:33:59,782 --> 00:34:04,078
Stella needs somebody on the ground,
right up to the certification,
510
00:34:05,121 --> 00:34:07,832
so I'll be in DC until January.
511
00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:10,126
Will you let me know that you're safe?
512
00:34:14,671 --> 00:34:16,298
You're not coming back, are you?
513
00:34:17,842 --> 00:34:19,385
Maybe it's just not our time.
514
00:34:55,546 --> 00:34:59,216
Hey.
515
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:04,972
Hey, so AP called about an assignment.
516
00:35:05,056 --> 00:35:08,392
Oh, okay. Where?
517
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:11,033
Afghanistan. It could be two weeks.
518
00:35:11,043 --> 00:35:12,427
It could be two months. I don't know.
519
00:35:12,438 --> 00:35:14,151
Are you gonna take it?
520
00:35:16,609 --> 00:35:18,277
I'll leave your keys with the doorman.
521
00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:56,736
_
522
00:36:08,661 --> 00:36:12,123
Man. Pandemic is fucking weird.
523
00:36:12,206 --> 00:36:15,209
Do we dance? I think we dance.
524
00:36:15,292 --> 00:36:17,211
Nope, nope. Not worth getting COVID.
525
00:36:17,294 --> 00:36:21,382
Fuck social distancing. Let's
go to, like, an actual club.
526
00:36:21,465 --> 00:36:22,842
You know, and take our chances.
527
00:36:22,925 --> 00:36:25,136
You don't think we're a little
too old for the underground scene?
528
00:36:25,219 --> 00:36:27,179
What? I am not old.
529
00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:30,349
- How is your dad?
- Yeah, he's actually old.
530
00:36:30,859 --> 00:36:33,403
You know, he still sends me
a holiday card every year?
531
00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:37,273
Yeah, he always liked you because
you tolerated his endless stories.
532
00:36:37,356 --> 00:36:40,693
Mmm, he liked me because I tolerated
your intense ass for four years.
533
00:36:40,776 --> 00:36:42,957
Stanford was intense, not me.
534
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:46,423
- I'm way less intense now. Seriously.
- I don't know.
535
00:36:46,434 --> 00:36:50,438
I eat real food. I sleep. You
know, sleep is my self-care.
536
00:36:50,661 --> 00:36:51,704
- Wow, really?
- Yeah.
537
00:36:51,787 --> 00:36:54,165
No more Red Bull with Addy
sprinkles for breakfast?
538
00:36:54,248 --> 00:36:55,958
- Oh, no.
- Mmm.
539
00:36:56,042 --> 00:36:59,003
Oh, you're a... a big,
fancy newsperson now.
540
00:36:59,086 --> 00:37:01,255
Yeah, whatever.
541
00:37:02,673 --> 00:37:04,925
- How's Hyperion?
- Oh, it's okay.
542
00:37:05,352 --> 00:37:06,814
Kind of feels like one of those moments
543
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:08,099
where I could just pick up and leave,
544
00:37:08,110 --> 00:37:10,019
- and no one would say shit.
- Mmm.
545
00:37:10,399 --> 00:37:11,650
What would you do instead?
546
00:37:12,349 --> 00:37:17,396
Oh, I don't know. Open up a
café. Bomb an oil refinery.
547
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,817
You're gonna stop programming
rockets? Come on.
548
00:37:21,901 --> 00:37:23,277
No, I just need a change, you know.
549
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,071
- Any change.
- Uh-huh.
550
00:37:25,082 --> 00:37:26,500
Let me know if you
hear of something cool.
551
00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,889
Uh, yeah, there's nothing
at UBA. It's a hiring freeze.
552
00:37:30,064 --> 00:37:32,817
- I wasn't asking you for a job.
- Sorry.
553
00:37:32,828 --> 00:37:37,124
I'll keep my ears open.
Stuff will open up for you.
554
00:37:37,208 --> 00:37:38,417
Thank you.
555
00:37:39,627 --> 00:37:42,338
You know, I don't... I don't
blame you for what you did.
556
00:37:43,365 --> 00:37:46,425
Really. Leaving Paul Marks
and doing the corporate thing.
557
00:37:46,509 --> 00:37:47,718
I really don't.
558
00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:51,680
Sometimes... I wonder what
my life would have been like
559
00:37:51,764 --> 00:37:53,224
if I had done the same thing.
560
00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,023
Would I regret it?
561
00:37:55,976 --> 00:37:56,977
Yeah.
562
00:37:58,979 --> 00:38:00,356
My clothes would be better though.
563
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:06,070
The company also exam...
564
00:38:06,153 --> 00:38:08,823
uh, examined five hours of
afternoon cable in three days.
565
00:38:08,906 --> 00:38:12,868
In 20... Stella? Stella,
are you with me here? Stella?
566
00:38:12,952 --> 00:38:17,289
- Stella, hi. This is, uh, important. Good.
- Sorry.
567
00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:20,000
Um, so how bad is it?
568
00:38:20,084 --> 00:38:24,130
Budgets are up 30% across the board.
569
00:38:24,213 --> 00:38:26,882
It is existential.
570
00:38:26,893 --> 00:38:28,957
- Fuck me.
- Oh, you know what?
571
00:38:29,069 --> 00:38:31,282
Maybe he'll refuse to
leave the White House,
572
00:38:31,314 --> 00:38:32,808
and the Secret Service boys will have to
573
00:38:32,818 --> 00:38:34,300
drag him out by his tiny little feet,
574
00:38:34,311 --> 00:38:36,243
- 'cause people would watch that.
- Wait.
575
00:38:36,434 --> 00:38:39,353
Come on, you don't
really think that they're gonna...
576
00:38:39,437 --> 00:38:41,313
Oh, that there's a, um...
577
00:38:41,324 --> 00:38:43,452
an armed militia that's
roving the streets
578
00:38:43,462 --> 00:38:45,807
of DC ready to overturn the election?
579
00:38:45,818 --> 00:38:47,194
Do you have Internet?
580
00:38:48,654 --> 00:38:49,655
I should call Bradley.
581
00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:53,701
Oh, yeah. How is she doing?
582
00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:58,247
Um, she says she's
fine, but I don't know.
583
00:38:58,310 --> 00:38:59,858
And-And, uh, I'm starting to worry
584
00:38:59,868 --> 00:39:01,629
that I shouldn't have sent her there.
585
00:39:02,877 --> 00:39:04,670
We don't have free and fair elections.
586
00:39:04,754 --> 00:39:07,381
And you know what else? We
don't have a free and fair press.
587
00:39:08,758 --> 00:39:11,635
Our media is not free. It's not fair.
588
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,806
It suppresses thought,
it suppresses speech,
589
00:39:15,890 --> 00:39:18,893
and it's become the enemy of the people.
590
00:39:18,976 --> 00:39:20,269
It's become the enemy of the people.
591
00:39:22,104 --> 00:39:24,565
It's the biggest problem
we have in this country.
592
00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,901
Yeah, yeah, I'm inside.
593
00:39:26,984 --> 00:39:28,903
I don't know, I... I got
separated from my crew.
594
00:39:28,986 --> 00:39:31,906
I'm just gonna... I have to
go. I'm gonna film by myself.
595
00:39:31,989 --> 00:39:34,366
And we're gonna
have to fight much harder,
596
00:39:35,117 --> 00:39:40,623
because you're sworn to
uphold our constitution.
597
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:45,373
Now it is up to Congress to confront
598
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,756
this egregious assault on our democracy.
599
00:39:49,256 --> 00:39:51,801
- And after this...
- Stop the steal! We're stopping the steal!
600
00:39:51,884 --> 00:39:54,470
- We're taking it back!
- We're going to walk down...
601
00:39:54,553 --> 00:39:57,098
- USA! USA!
- We're going to walk down.
602
00:39:57,109 --> 00:39:59,299
Anyone you want, but I think right here,
603
00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:01,822
we're going to walk down to the Capitol.
604
00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:08,442
And we're going to cheer
on our brave senators...
605
00:40:09,902 --> 00:40:12,387
Fuck.
606
00:40:12,398 --> 00:40:13,932
- Goddamn it.
- ... and we're probably not going to be
607
00:40:13,988 --> 00:40:15,344
cheering so much for some of them.
608
00:40:15,355 --> 00:40:16,690
Because you'll never...
609
00:40:16,701 --> 00:40:19,870
take back our country with weakness.
610
00:40:19,954 --> 00:40:22,623
You have to show strength,
and you have to be strong.
611
00:40:22,707 --> 00:40:24,333
It's a restricted area!
612
00:40:26,419 --> 00:40:30,339
Gonna pay now, you
traitor! What you gonna do, huh?
613
00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:34,176
Where you going?
614
00:40:34,885 --> 00:40:36,387
Let's go!
615
00:40:40,641 --> 00:40:41,809
Get off me!
616
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:25,728
- Hey.
- Don't. Don't.
617
00:41:31,859 --> 00:41:33,360
What?
618
00:41:33,517 --> 00:41:36,019
Just say something before
I lose my mind. What, Hal?
619
00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,698
- I didn't know it was gonna be like that.
- You don't know?
620
00:41:37,782 --> 00:41:41,118
What the fuck are you doing here,
Hal? Why did you even come here?
621
00:41:41,202 --> 00:41:44,080
I... had some b-buddies
that were coming...
622
00:41:44,163 --> 00:41:47,124
- Those your buddies?
- I knew that you were gonna be here.
623
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:48,834
I... I was... I was coming to see you.
624
00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:51,462
We haven't seen each other in a year.
625
00:41:52,046 --> 00:41:55,925
You have any idea what it is
like trying to get clean on Zoom
626
00:41:56,008 --> 00:41:58,361
or stuck in that house
cleaning Mom's shit out?
627
00:41:58,372 --> 00:42:00,207
Because you weren't there.
628
00:42:00,596 --> 00:42:02,030
It drives you crazy.
629
00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,225
Oh, that's crazy? This is fucking crazy.
630
00:42:04,236 --> 00:42:05,404
I was just trying to get out of there.
631
00:42:05,414 --> 00:42:06,966
All I wanted to do was leave, Brad,
632
00:42:06,977 --> 00:42:08,479
but then he-he grabbed me.
633
00:42:08,562 --> 00:42:10,196
You assaulted a police officer.
634
00:42:10,207 --> 00:42:11,864
That is a felony, Hal.
635
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:14,712
And I caught you doing
it on fucking camera.
636
00:42:19,031 --> 00:42:22,660
Cheryl's pregnant. I'm gonna be a dad.
637
00:42:23,911 --> 00:42:26,580
What? What did you say?
638
00:42:26,906 --> 00:42:29,030
Cheryl's pregnant. I'm gonna be
a dad. She's gonna have a baby.
639
00:42:29,041 --> 00:42:31,210
- I'm gonna have a baby.
- Oh, my God.
640
00:42:31,293 --> 00:42:33,838
What do I do? Y-Y-You
have... You have to help me.
641
00:42:33,921 --> 00:42:37,299
- What-What am I supposed to do?
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
642
00:42:39,677 --> 00:42:41,011
Okay, okay, okay.
643
00:42:46,976 --> 00:42:47,977
Okay, let me think.
644
00:42:48,849 --> 00:42:50,685
Wait, w-w... Who knows you were here?
645
00:42:51,310 --> 00:42:53,104
Where did you tell
Cheryl you were going?
646
00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:55,606
Uh... uh, she thinks I went camping.
647
00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:58,609
Okay. You have to get out of here.
648
00:42:58,693 --> 00:43:01,153
You're-You're gonna take
a... You're gonna take a bus,
649
00:43:01,237 --> 00:43:02,697
- and you... and you were never here.
- Brad.
650
00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,490
- And I never fucking saw you.
- Brad.
651
00:43:04,573 --> 00:43:07,243
Give me your phone. Have
to get rid of your phone.
652
00:43:10,204 --> 00:43:14,166
And you have to go! Right now.
653
00:43:16,048 --> 00:43:18,925
- Thank you.
- Goddamn it, Hal, just get out of here.
654
00:43:20,381 --> 00:43:24,427
And-And, Hal, don't call
me. And don't text me.
655
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,363
Do you understand?
656
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,918
Stop the steal! Stop the steal!
657
00:44:42,588 --> 00:44:46,217
This is incredible.
658
00:44:50,982 --> 00:44:52,400
I want Evening News.
659
00:44:53,974 --> 00:44:57,603
At 12:53 p.m., the
outer perimeter is breached.
660
00:44:57,687 --> 00:44:59,814
As the vaccine hits
your system you may experience
661
00:44:59,897 --> 00:45:01,440
dizziness, confusion, fever.
662
00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:03,859
A crowd infiltrates the Capitol
663
00:45:03,943 --> 00:45:07,571
and engages in a standoff
outside the Senate Chamber.
664
00:45:07,655 --> 00:45:10,116
Your immune system is
gonna detect the foreign mRNA,
665
00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:11,654
and it's going to
marshal all its resources
666
00:45:11,664 --> 00:45:13,160
it can to combat it.
667
00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,871
Violence erupts almost immediately,
668
00:45:15,955 --> 00:45:18,541
as staffers barricade
themselves in offices.
669
00:45:18,624 --> 00:45:20,105
You're likely to be exhausted,
670
00:45:20,115 --> 00:45:22,128
dissociated even, for a few days.
671
00:45:22,139 --> 00:45:24,989
Imagine, complete chaos within
672
00:45:24,999 --> 00:45:27,831
the walls of this monument to democracy.
673
00:45:29,343 --> 00:45:33,764
Stop the steal. Stop the steal!
Stop the steal! Stop the steal!
674
00:45:33,848 --> 00:45:35,074
USA!
675
00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:37,268
Stop the steal!
676
00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:39,437
Reach out to my office
to set up your second shot.
677
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,563
Congratulations.
678
00:45:40,646 --> 00:45:44,150
No one knows where to go or what to do.
679
00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:03,283
You ever worry about sharks?
680
00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:06,581
Yeah, I don't
bother them, they don't bother me.
681
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:10,301
Ah, 400 million years. That's
how long they've been here.
682
00:46:11,177 --> 00:46:12,178
I don't know.
683
00:46:12,723 --> 00:46:15,768
There were sharks in that ocean
before there were rings around Saturn.
684
00:46:16,176 --> 00:46:18,256
Humans, we're just a blip.
685
00:46:18,267 --> 00:46:21,687
Showed up yesterday, almost
certainly be gone tomorrow.
686
00:46:21,903 --> 00:46:24,071
All we have is today.
My money is on them.
687
00:46:24,857 --> 00:46:27,151
- You live around here?
- Yeah, I just bought a place.
688
00:46:27,234 --> 00:46:30,446
I figure I got 50 years before
the ocean swallows it up.
689
00:46:30,529 --> 00:46:33,282
Should have bought a boat.
690
00:46:33,735 --> 00:46:37,984
Well, you know, I tried to build
an ark, but supply chain.
691
00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:40,122
Paul Marks. And you are?
692
00:46:40,206 --> 00:46:41,499
I'm Cory Ellison.
693
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:45,628
Oh, right. UBA, right? Yeah.
694
00:46:45,711 --> 00:46:50,257
Exactly. Have you ever thought
about getting into media?
695
00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:52,292
I hate television.
696
00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:55,753
Boy, you'd fit right in.
697
00:46:57,932 --> 00:47:01,727
Nice to meet you, Cory. See you around.
698
00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,532
- Can I come in?
- Yeah.
699
00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:21,038
Wow.
700
00:47:24,825 --> 00:47:27,828
- You want some water or...
- Uh, no. Um, I'm good.
701
00:47:27,839 --> 00:47:31,385
I, uh... Wow, is this how
you spent your pandemic?
702
00:47:31,729 --> 00:47:33,522
Something like that.
703
00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:37,263
- Wow. It's beautiful.
- Thanks.
704
00:47:44,979 --> 00:47:47,606
This mask is driving me crazy.
705
00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:51,235
So, I-I'm assuming you got
a copy of the subpoena today?
706
00:47:51,246 --> 00:47:52,924
Oh, that made my week.
707
00:47:52,935 --> 00:47:56,146
I mean, don't you love
getting mail from the FBI?
708
00:47:56,157 --> 00:47:57,658
It's so polite. It's so civilized.
709
00:47:57,742 --> 00:47:59,197
It's a hell of a lot
better than when they
710
00:47:59,207 --> 00:48:00,619
kick in your door at 4:00 a.m.
711
00:48:00,703 --> 00:48:01,912
and drag you out by the pj's.
712
00:48:01,996 --> 00:48:05,333
Yeah, Cory, uh, we have to protect
our journalistic independence.
713
00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:07,710
Uh, okay, yeah.
714
00:48:07,793 --> 00:48:10,838
Normally I would
totally agree with you on that,
715
00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:13,007
- but this is a, uh... Not in this case.
- Cory.
716
00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:17,136
I spoke with the
special agent in charge.
717
00:48:17,219 --> 00:48:19,055
There was a police
officer who was assaulted
718
00:48:19,138 --> 00:48:20,473
in the hallway of the Capitol.
719
00:48:20,973 --> 00:48:22,516
No witnesses, no video.
720
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,352
And based upon your reporting,
721
00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:26,103
they think you were
nearby when it happened,
722
00:48:26,187 --> 00:48:29,106
and there might be something
useful on your footage.
723
00:48:29,190 --> 00:48:31,984
Hey, you could be a hero.
Hell, I might even be a hero,
724
00:48:32,068 --> 00:48:36,364
supporting the great cause of
democracy, et cetera, et cetera.
725
00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:41,535
I know you have principles, but
this is an extraordinary situation.
726
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:47,291
Uh... I deleted the footage.
727
00:48:49,794 --> 00:48:53,422
And they're gonna know, 'cause
the footage cuts out in the hallway
728
00:48:54,715 --> 00:48:58,177
right as the police officer
comes out of the door. And...
729
00:48:59,679 --> 00:49:01,764
Because?
730
00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:06,185
Hal... Hal is on it.
731
00:49:08,604 --> 00:49:12,525
Hal. Hal was at the Capitol?
732
00:49:13,526 --> 00:49:16,445
And they're gonna see the footage, Cory.
733
00:49:16,946 --> 00:49:18,739
And they're gonna know what I did.
734
00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:21,993
And... And
they're gonna wanna talk to me.
735
00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,379
Bradley, we put you on Evening News.
736
00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:35,172
Do you understand?
737
00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:40,636
This... This jeopardizes
the entire network.
738
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:44,473
I know. I'm sorry.
739
00:49:45,057 --> 00:49:47,601
I'm really sorry. I...
740
00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:52,440
Hal's the only person I have left.
741
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,235
And he says he didn't
want to hurt anybody,
742
00:49:56,318 --> 00:49:59,697
and I didn't know what to do.
743
00:50:15,129 --> 00:50:17,423
I'll have our lawyers
reach out to the FBI,
744
00:50:17,506 --> 00:50:18,924
and the Feds can have the...
745
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:25,056
the video that was already
aired and that's it.
746
00:50:25,139 --> 00:50:30,478
Um... journalistic
independence, as you say.
747
00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:31,771
Thank you.
748
00:50:33,414 --> 00:50:34,415
I just...
749
00:50:35,673 --> 00:50:37,341
I'd like for you to leave now.
750
00:50:45,785 --> 00:50:47,306
And... I don't wanna hear another
751
00:50:47,316 --> 00:50:49,497
fucking word about this, ever.
752
00:51:03,844 --> 00:51:05,096
You ready?
753
00:51:05,846 --> 00:51:06,972
Yeah.
754
00:51:40,339 --> 00:51:41,465
Have a good show.
755
00:51:58,524 --> 00:51:59,525
Thank you.
756
00:52:00,776 --> 00:52:01,861
Sound check.
757
00:52:03,904 --> 00:52:04,905
Great.
758
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:10,536
Five, four, three, two...
759
00:52:14,915 --> 00:52:15,958
Good evening.
760
00:52:15,969 --> 00:52:19,889
I'm Bradley Jackson, and
this is the UBA Evening News.
761
00:52:23,174 --> 00:52:28,174
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