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OLIVER:
We know who murdered Ben.
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- Who do you think did it?
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- Donna! My beloved producer!
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[whirring, grinding]
- The spooky sound from opening night.
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- Someone was in here shredding something.
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- OM God! I know what this is.
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This is Maxine's review
of my original show.
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MABEL: Let's say Donna
gets her hands on the review,
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which says Ben is
the weak link of the show.
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She spots the rat poison.
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CHARLES:
And she gets the idea to poison Ben.
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- Go to your dressing room.
Be nice to Ben.
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- I'm fasting until after the show.
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♪
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[sighs, sniffs]
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[loud moan]
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[moaning]
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[gasping]
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Help me...
[audience gasps]
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♪
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DONNA:
People always like to ask me,
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"What is it that a producer does?"
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I like to reply, "I produce."
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And that doesn't mean I just pay for it,
though I do.
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I'm the one who gives birth to it all.
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It's what I've always wanted to do.
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It's what I've always done.
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Well, tell him if he can't write a song
that sounds like Andrew Lloyd Webber,
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I'll call someone else.
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I'll call Andy fucking Webber.
That's who, Carl.
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[EKG beeping]
- Ma'am, we're gonna need you to push now.
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- I gotta go. Just get it done.
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[screams]
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I've won nine Tonys.
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I've given birth to 34 Broadway shows.
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But, if someone asks me
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what my favorite thing I've ever made is.
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"Mamma Mia."
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Hands down, changed the trajectory
of my whole career.
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[baby cooing]
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That's a joke. Producers can be funny.
People don't realize that.
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I'm your mommy.
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I'll protect you
for the rest of your life.
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[baby cooing]
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♪
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[dialing]
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[phone ringing]
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Hey, Carl.
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Tell him the song should be called
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The Rest of Your Life. [laughs]
[baby fussing]
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It's about a parent imagining
a life for their child.
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[hangs up]
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The thing no one tells
you when you first start
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is how rewarding producing can be.
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Or how dangerous.
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OLIVER: Yeah, b-but I should just...
CHARLES: You're all surprised to see us...
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- I know who you are-- You know.
- No.
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- This is so incredibly exciting!
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To be invited into
the inner sanctum like this,
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watching you three work.
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- I imagine it's like being
inside that documentary,
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watching, uh,
Paul McCartney write Get Back.
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- Yeah. That's why they call us
"The Rolling Stones of True Crime."
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- No, it's the...
- Beatles! I was kidding.
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- Oh, okay.
- And thank you for yesterday.
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For stopping me from
pleading guilty to Ben's murder.
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- Well, we know that you were
just trying to protect Dickie,
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your... son.
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- And thank you for bailing me out.
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- I paid your bail.
- Yes,
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but when they said
they didn't take Amex,
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I helped you find your Visa.
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Anything for you, mi amor.
[sighs]
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My pea pod.
[Loretta giggles]
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My little cuddlepups.
[cat-like growl]
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[both giggle]
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- Ew. Is this what this looks like?
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- You don't call Tobert "cuddlepups"?
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- I have a hard enough time
calling him Tobert.
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- The documentary guy? Are you and he...
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Oh...
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Nice!
- Thanks. I know, right?
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- So, are we sure about Donna?
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- On opening night,
Donna got her hands on an early review,
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and it was a pan. A massacre!
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The harshest review in the history of--
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- Okay, I have had, like,
six heart attacks this season, Charles.
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Can we move past the shitty review
and just recap what we know?
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- Okay, so Donna
can't let her son's first show
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be a bomb, due to Ben.
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So, she shreds the review,
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finds the rat poison,
makes a poisonous cookie,
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and gives it to him.
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A cookie she knows that he can't resist
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due to his deep-seated eating disorder.
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- And, in fact, it was
my unhealthy relationship to dips
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that helped us to crack it.
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♪
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Leave me alone! I'm happy.
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I'll get help.
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- But, the poison didn't kill Ben,
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so Donna takes things a step further.
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She pushes him down the elevator shaft
at Oliver's afterparty.
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- Admittedly, it's a pretty
drastic step for her.
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She had to have been--
- Sick.
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She's...
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sick.
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[Donna vomits]
[toilet flushes]
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And if she only has
a limited amount of time
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to ensure her son's future, I tell you,
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a mother will do almost anything.
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- It's good, but it's thin.
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We don't have anything
tying Donna to the push.
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We need a confession on tape.
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I-It's what we do.
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- And on opening night.
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- Okay, let's go over the plan.
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Let's start with the bouquet of flowers.
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- Can we tweak these?
- Yeah. I did these really fast.
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- The Oliver lines on card three,
I think I should take them.
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- You don't think I can say those?
- Oh no, you could,
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but I think I could do more with it.
- In what way? How could you do more?
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CHARLES: Well, just it needs to
be so real and so believable,
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and I have a little more experience at it.
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- Is it always like this?
- This is us on fire.
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[arguing continues]
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Hey. Do you know when
you're gonna tell Dickie?
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- I just wanna get through opening night,
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and then I'm gonna
tell him right afterwards.
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- Oh, yay!
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That was a weird thing to fist bump on.
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- Yeah, it was odd. [gasps] Oh!
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Dickie showed me something
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when he came to visit me after my arrest.
I have it.
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- You know what? I-I think we should lose
all your lines on card nine.
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I mean, if we want Donna
to confess before curtain,
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we need cuts.
And you tend to milk your stuff.
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- Me? Milk my stuff?
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[mocking]
Oh, that's right. That's what I do. Yup.
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I milk everything. Oh, look at me.
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Oh, I'm milking Bossy the cow!
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Milk, milk, milk!
Oh, look at all the milk I'm getting...
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[normal]
Okay. You got a point.
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- Dickie was worried that
this might implicate me, but...
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Might this tie Donna to the push?
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♪
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[Charles snorts]
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What? Did I do good?
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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HOWARD:
Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon.
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Help us, Gideon.
Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon.
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- Howard, what are you doing?
- I know it doesn't make a lot of sense,
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but I think we could use
all the help we can get tonight.
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- Okay. Happy opening!
[soft laugh]
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- We welcome you. We welcome you.
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We welcome you. We welcome you...
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[pill bottle rattling]
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- Hm...
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[camera shutters clicking]
[photographers clamoring]
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MABEL:
Hi! Sorry to interrupt.
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Donna, someone was looking for you.
They wanted me to give you this.
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- Aw...
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- [gasps] That dress!
MABEL: Thanks.
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- I have to go, honey, but first...
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One on your lips.
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Mm... mwah.
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And one on your heart.
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It's a thing we do.
- It's so sweet.
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I'm gonna go before it gets any sweeter.
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[Donna giggles]
CLIFF: Oh.
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[sniffs, sighs]
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- Make sure you get on that line.
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Should you powder? Shiny.
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♪
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KT [over PA]:
Attention. Ten minutes to places.
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Ten minutes to places.
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- Surprised to see us, aren't you?
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- You're a little short of breath, Donna.
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You must be really excited
to see that review.
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- Just like last time.
That's right.
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We know you got Maxine's pan.
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- The worst review
in the history of theater.
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A complete bloodletting.
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It said you should never
be near a Broadway stage
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as a director...
- W-We get it.
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CHARLES: Okay, sorry. [muttering]
OLIVER: Jesus.
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Say, Donna.
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Could we interest you in something to eat?
Maybe...
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a cookie?
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MABEL:
Hm. She doesn't want them.
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That's odd.
It's not like they're poisoned.
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- Jesus Christ, this is painful.
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You think I poisoned Ben, right?
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That's what this is about? Great.
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Let's jump ahead. I did it.
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- The fuck did I write
all these cards for?
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- Just to be clear,
when you say you did it, you mean...
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- Poisoned Ben.
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- And when you say you poisoned Ben...
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- Can we please focus on what's important?
Getting ready for opening night!
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Where is it?
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The hidden mic you're using
for your podcast. Is it...
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Under the cookies.
It's under the cookies, isn't it?
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- Hm, that would've been clever,
but it's...
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TOBERT: Right here.
[door creaks]
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Hi.
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Oh.
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- Maxine's review
would've killed the show.
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So I bought us some time.
I wasn't trying to kill Ben.
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I just wanted to knock him on his ass.
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Of course, it's hard to know the exact
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non-lethal amount of
rat poison to give a man.
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How many rats is one Ben Glenroy?
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Anyway, now you're sitting
on a hit musical, Oliver.
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You're fucking welcome.
MABEL: I wish it was that simple,
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Donna, but see, you didn't
just buy the show time.
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You pushed Ben to his death.
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- I did not push him anywhere.
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- Nice try, but we have this.
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♪
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- The hanky that was in
Ben's hand on the elevator floor,
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snatched from you as he fell.
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The blood has dried to a dark brown,
but this...
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lipstick stain.
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Well, looky here.
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- An exact match to your shade.
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♪
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- Well, shit.
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You idiots actually got me.
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I pushed Ben.
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I couldn't risk him
performing the next night and...
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and ruining our show.
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I killed Ben Glenroy.
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- Did you get that?
- Shit. No, I got distracted.
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Sorry. What happened?
[Oliver sighs]
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Can she say it again?
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Yes, I got it.
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Jeez.
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- We never get such
a straightforward confession.
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- Usually it's more roundabout
and confusing. Mabel, you did it!
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- Yeah. I'm amazing.
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KT [on PA]:
Five minutes to curtain, people.
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DONNA:
May I ask one favor?
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Don't call the police yet.
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I'll turn myself in
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after the curtain falls.
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It's my son's first Broadway show.
251
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,543
I'm a woman with stage four lung cancer.
252
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,005
I'm not a flight risk.
253
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:56,466
And there are no more
famous actors here I can kill.
254
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,760
No offense, Charles.
- Lots taken.
255
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,013
- I gave you a shot, Oliver.
256
00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,599
I gave you a shot when no one else would.
257
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,769
Can you please give me this?
258
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,647
[sighs]
259
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,987
- Say it again.
260
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:20,240
In case the... coat stand
didn't get the audio.
261
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:25,954
- I did it.
262
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,916
I killed Ben Glenroy.
263
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,962
- Guys! Hello?! Anyone!
264
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,465
[panting]
265
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,176
Oliver, we have a big fucking problem.
266
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:41,970
- Your cardio conditioning?
- Yes! That is a big fucking problem,
267
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,598
but that is not this big fucking problem.
268
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,850
It's Jonathan. He can't go on.
269
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,186
He's taken a bunch of pills
and he is completely out of it.
270
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,939
- The leading man cocktail.
- Sweet Jesus!
271
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,649
Why are you a coat stand?
272
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,360
- Howard, Jonathan has got to go on!
273
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,404
Who's gonna replace our leading man
on five minutes' notice?!
274
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,822
- I don't know.
275
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,450
But we'll need someone
who knows his every line.
276
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,410
Someone who's studied his every gesture,
277
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,703
his every intonation.
278
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,540
Someone who never sought the spotlight
279
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,794
but is willing to accept
the weight of the detective's hat.
280
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,588
♪ rousing music playing ♪
281
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,590
- Howard, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
282
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,971
Uh-huh...
283
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,641
- Thank you.
284
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,643
[audience chatter]
285
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,359
One of you smells.
286
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,569
- It's me.
- It's him.
287
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,112
- I hate theater.
288
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,823
I'm just here because
I'm so fucking supportive.
289
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,576
Do you think someone will die again?
290
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,578
- Oliver's career might die again.
291
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,080
- Ooh, I like the way you think,
Matthew Broderick.
292
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,585
[thunder rumbling]
293
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:57,588
[foghorn drones]
[audience clapping]
294
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,131
[seagulls cawing]
295
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,633
♪ opening intro begins ♪
296
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,261
♪ dramatic timpani roll ♪
297
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,933
♪ soft dramatic music playing ♪
298
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,898
- ♪ At the edge of the world ♪
299
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,900
♪ In the dead of the night ♪
300
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,862
♪ A lighthouse looms over the ocean ♪
301
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,906
♪ And a body lies curled ♪
302
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,699
♪ Such a sinister sight ♪
303
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,951
♪ Guts and gore on the shore ♪
304
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,620
♪ Nova Scotian ♪
305
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,621
[baby cries]
306
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,122
♪ Was that a blood-curdling cry ♪
307
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,542
♪ Or the innocent sigh of a child? ♪
308
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,086
♪ Well, it rattles your soul ♪
309
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,880
♪ As the dark takes control ♪
310
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,467
♪ It's enough to drive you wild ♪
311
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,052
♪ When you're a... ♪
312
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,096
ALL:
♪ Creature of the night ♪
313
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,307
OLIVER:
♪ All alone in the black ♪
314
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,518
♪ Feel your sanity crack ♪
315
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:55,145
ALL:
♪ A creature of the night ♪
316
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,105
- Broadway's first quadruple threat.
317
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,567
Can't sing, dance, direct, or act.
318
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,944
- You're a lot of fun.
319
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,197
- ♪ You creature of the night! ♪
320
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,407
♪ dramatic show music continues ♪
321
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,078
♪ In this eerie old lighthouse
thrashed by the tide ♪
322
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,873
♪ Live triplets whose mother
suspiciously died ♪
323
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,667
♪ And suspects uncanny ♪
324
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,460
♪ A constable, a nanny ♪
325
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,089
♪ Do they all have secrets to hide? ♪
326
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,924
♪ muffled song continues ♪
327
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,801
- Hey.
- Hey.
328
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,387
- This is a recording
of Donna's confession.
329
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,682
I gotta say, I'm really glad that you
worked things out with your old guys.
330
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,475
'Cause Only Murders is so...
331
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,602
- Don't say cute.
- That's not what I was gonna say.
332
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,396
Your podcast is not cute.
333
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:41,066
However, you are very, very cute.
334
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:44,319
ALL: ♪ In the side that you hide
from the light ♪
335
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,905
♪ Are you a creature... ♪
336
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,366
♪ Of... the night? ♪
337
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,786
- ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪
- ♪ A creature of the night ♪
338
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:56,748
- ♪ Is it you? Is it you? ♪
- ♪ A creature of the night... ♪
339
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,209
♪ A body lies curled ♪
340
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,629
♪ A creature of the night! ♪
341
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,715
- Who goes there?
342
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:05,757
♪ song ends ♪
343
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,511
[applause, cheering]
344
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,638
- You're not getting
all soft on me, are you?
345
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,724
- Never. No, I'm the last
of a dying breed of man.
346
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:17,269
One that refuses to emote
or express his feelings.
347
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,229
Me and Liam Neeson,
I'm pretty sure we're the only two left.
348
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,900
But, I mean, theoretically,
if I was that kind of guy--
349
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,110
- Oh God.
- Maybe I would say that,
350
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,612
I really like you.
351
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,531
Way more than I like other people.
352
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,366
♪
353
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,828
And I might tell you that I was just
offered an indie film in LA
354
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,789
and I would tell you that every part of me
355
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,375
wants to ask if you wanna come with me.
356
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,086
I mean, you're always talking about...
357
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,256
feeling stuck and lost.
358
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:48,550
This could be different.
359
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:51,470
- Tobert...
- Wait. You know what?
360
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,305
Just think about it.
361
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:55,349
That okay?
362
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,602
- Okay.
- Okay.
363
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,980
- And...
364
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,399
thanks for not talking
about your feelings.
365
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,818
- Never.
- God, that was incredible!
366
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,571
I feel 58 again! Ugh!
[Kimber cheers]
367
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,533
- I gotta go see this. Are you? Okay.
- Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
368
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:16,411
LORETTA:
♪ I will weather each storm ♪
369
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,289
♪ Standing by till ♪
370
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:23,252
♪ Safe you return from the night... ♪
371
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,338
[note climbing]
♪ ...night ...night ♪
372
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:30,133
♪ My love is a lighthouse ♪
373
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,803
♪ heartfelt music playing ♪
374
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,722
♪ So, darling ♪
375
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,016
♪ My darling ♪
376
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:41,979
♪ Look for the light... ♪
377
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,443
♪ The light... ♪
378
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:54,032
♪ orchestral flourish ♪
379
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,242
♪ song ends ♪
380
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,787
[applause, cheering]
381
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,005
[cheering continues]
382
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,343
- [whispers]
Loretta, that was...
383
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,012
That was extremely moving.
384
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,055
LORETTA:
Thank you, Dickie.
385
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,766
I need to tell you something.
386
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,481
[sighs] When I was young...
387
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,942
...er [laughs],
388
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,528
I made a decision.
389
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,698
The sort of decision
that you can only make
390
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,159
when you're too young to make it.
391
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,162
And I... [gasps]
392
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,833
I've... spent...
393
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,753
the rest of my life wondering...
394
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:48,962
- I knew it.
395
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,840
I...
396
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,967
My God, I knew it.
397
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,844
[gasps] I felt like I was going crazy.
398
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:58,013
I feel like I've known since
I saw you at that first read-through.
399
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,848
It's like...
400
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,893
♪
401
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,853
like you were calling to me.
402
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,730
Like the lighthouse.
403
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:08,690
Like...
404
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,901
I can't explain it
405
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,570
any more than I can explain
the plot of this musical.
406
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,907
[both laugh weakly]
But, I just-- I knew.
407
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,492
- You knew?
408
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,954
Well then, you must also know that...
409
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:24,331
all these years, you know,
410
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,501
even before I-I met you
411
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,628
and got to know you,
412
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:33,507
th-there's nothing in the world
I wouldn't do for you.
413
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,510
There's nothing.
414
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,679
♪
415
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,390
[Loretta and Dickie cry softly]
416
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:44,852
OLIVER: A move that means
the killer might just...
417
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,728
CHARLES:
There's something fishy in the kitchen.
418
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,647
OLIVER:
Something suspect in the foundation.
419
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:50,399
OLIVER/CHARLES:
But at least we can agree that the nursery
420
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,276
is tertiary in this investigation.
421
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,737
CHARLES: Detective, don't be daft.
Stop searching in the shaft.
422
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,574
The only man strong enough
to lift the body to the rock
423
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,285
would have to reach quite high.
424
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,787
That would be the boatsman,
who doesn't reach my thigh!
425
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,790
♪ mysterious dramatic music playing ♪
426
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,959
[Jonathan humming]
427
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,962
- Oh! Jonathan! Hey, have you seen Cliff?
428
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,465
JONATHAN: Hm...
[Charles singing]
429
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,758
- Cliff is...
- Mm-hm.
430
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:20,470
♪ patter song playing ♪
431
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,182
- ♪ Or coochie-coochie-coo ♪
432
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,725
♪ orchestral flourish ♪
433
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,393
♪ What if none of it is true? ♪
434
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,853
♪ orchestral flourish ♪
435
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,730
♪ Has my inspection been too cursory? ♪
436
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,815
♪ Should I look outside this nursery? ♪
437
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:35,777
♪ What if none of
the Pickwick Triplets did it? ♪
438
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,698
♪ Who'd have had a menacing
motive and hid it ♪
439
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,783
♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪
440
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,702
♪ Well! I! ♪
441
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,163
♪ Pick! You! ♪
442
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:49,166
♪ song crescendos, ends ♪
443
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,462
[applause, cheering]
444
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,428
[muffled applause]
445
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:05,891
- When I was a kid,
I'd watch my mom's shows from up here.
446
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,977
It was quiet.
447
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,479
I didn't wanna be in the way.
448
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,442
I'd bring a bag of Twizzlers and
449
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,986
swing 'em around
like I was the conductor.
450
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,072
- Your mom confessed to killing Ben.
451
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:24,451
- I know. She just told me.
452
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,954
- But it wasn't her.
453
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:29,373
♪
454
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:31,124
One on the lips...
455
00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,294
and one on the heart.
456
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,796
[muffled shutter snaps]
457
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:39,091
She did the exact same thing
before leaving Oliver's party.
458
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,050
Didn't she?
459
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,594
[Cliff gasps]
You had her handkerchief,
460
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:45,472
and it was you at the elevator with Ben.
461
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,224
BEN:
Wha... Rat poison?
462
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,603
Are you sure?
463
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,691
Uh, no, Doc, I-I trust you, but...
464
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,069
Thanks.
465
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,449
- You're still here!
466
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,702
Which could also be
the theme of the night.
467
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:09,621
[laughs] You left to take a call,
like, half an hour ago.
468
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,958
- Yeah, it was m-- It was my doctor.
Guy likes to talk.
469
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:15,252
Mostly about his niece,
470
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:16,753
who he wants me to help
try get into Dartmouth,
471
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,423
despite having a 2.8 GPA
and no extracurriculars.
472
00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,425
- As if!
- I know.
473
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,554
- Quite a night. [laughs]
474
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:28,807
You okay?
475
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,601
- Yeah, I'm fine.
476
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:32,895
♪ soft dramatic music playing ♪
477
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,021
No.
478
00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,565
My hospital labs came back.
479
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:38,984
Doctor said I-I ingested rat poison.
480
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:40,527
- Oh, my God! That's nasty!
481
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,654
- Yeah, and get this.
The other they shit found in me,
482
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,657
my HGH, uppers,
and that microdose of Viagra,
483
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,284
they probably saved my ass.
484
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:50,662
But how the fuck did I ingest rat poison?
485
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,164
I was fasting.
486
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,293
That cookie.
487
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,796
- What?
- That's all I-I ate.
488
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,757
One fucking Schmackary.
489
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,133
Wait a minute.
490
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,553
You brought those
to the theater, didn't you?
491
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,264
- Me? N-No, the cookies were from Mom.
492
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:13,185
I was in charge of getting everyone
a really nice pen from Tiffany.
493
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:20,192
- Hold, wait, y-your mom
brought the cookies?
494
00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,363
I talked to her right before curtain.
495
00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,365
She said to me... What did she say?
496
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,745
"Just go to your dressing room.
Be nice to Ben."
497
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,746
So I did.
498
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:37,125
And there, just waiting for me,
499
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,126
asking to be eaten...
500
00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:45,342
♪ intriguing music playing ♪
501
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,718
- What are you doing?
502
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,929
- Nothing, darling. Just producing.
[paper crinkling]
503
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,556
- Have you seen the review yet?
504
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,724
- No, but I'm sure it's a rave.
505
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,228
- Holy shit. Your mom poisoned me.
506
00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,732
- [scoffs] She would never hurt someone.
507
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:03,527
I mean, maybe she was protecting me.
It's what she does.
508
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:06,029
- But why? I'm a fucking star!
509
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,365
Unless she thought I sucked.
510
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,284
♪ music building ♪
511
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:12,536
Oh, my God, she thought I sucked!
512
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:15,247
She thought I-I was ruining
her boy's play.
513
00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:17,374
Her real star!
514
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,293
And so, she tried to murder me?
515
00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:21,420
Fucker balls!
516
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,173
I'm telling the cops.
517
00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:27,301
[scoffing] She's going away
for a long time, boy.
518
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,594
[Cliff sighs]
519
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:31,763
- It's Cliff. Not "boy."
520
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:34,975
- Sure. How do you call the cops?
Do y-- What, do you just Google "cops"?
521
00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:37,978
- I'm more than just Donna's boy.
522
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,688
I'm my own person,
523
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:43,066
with my own thoughts and ideas.
[Ben scoffs]
524
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:44,735
Like I told her you
weren't right for the part.
525
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,528
She should have listened.
526
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:49,406
I said you were a superhero hack
527
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,617
who had no business on Broadway.
528
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:53,160
That you were a stinker.
529
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,537
[giggles] A phony.
530
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,373
- What did you call me?
[Cliff giggles]
531
00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:00,167
- A phony.
532
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,711
- Take it back.
[Cliff gasps]
533
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,087
- Phony.
534
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,924
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
535
00:25:06,924 --> 00:25:08,550
- It's been a long night.
536
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:11,970
I'd watch yourself right now. Boy.
[Cliff inhales]
537
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,056
- Call me that one more time.
538
00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:16,350
[echoing elevator bell dings]
- I'm right, aren't I?
539
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,186
♪ tense music builds ♪
540
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:20,187
- Back away!
541
00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,650
Take one step toward me,
I'll throw myself down there!
542
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,401
I'll make this a real shit show!
543
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:30,113
♪ dramatic crescendo ♪
544
00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:35,994
♪ low dramatic music playing ♪
545
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,332
- ♪ A nanny's only duty
is to the children ♪
546
00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:41,750
♪ music swells ♪
547
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,546
♪ To keep them swaddled
in the safety of her care ♪
548
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:49,341
♪ With a fierce and iron will ♪
549
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:52,135
♪ She would fight and she would kill ♪
550
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:56,557
♪ If she's poked, she'll be provoked ♪
551
00:25:57,516 --> 00:26:00,310
♪ And you just woke up
552
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,855
♪ Mama bear ♪
553
00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:06,775
- It was just an accident.
I-I didn't mean to...
554
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,777
- Cliff. You can justify it,
555
00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:12,489
say it was for your mom
or that it was an accident or--
556
00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:14,074
- I didn't mean to.
557
00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:15,784
Ben should be on that stage right now.
558
00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:18,495
This should be his moment.
559
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:21,498
♪
560
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,083
What?
561
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,502
- ♪ A nanny keeps her
patience under pressure ♪
562
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,254
- ♪ You'll never stop me, Nanny ♪
563
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:29,590
- ♪ Forceful and resourceful as can be ♪
564
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:32,050
- This can't be!
[Ben and Loretta singing]
565
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,635
You're dead!
- Cliff, what's going on?
566
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:37,014
- ♪ She keeps the goddamn house in order ♪
567
00:26:37,014 --> 00:26:39,224
- ♪ I'm gonna get those kids ♪
568
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:42,853
- ♪ Then, you'll have to go through me ♪
569
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,481
- [gasps]
I can't let my mom take the fall.
570
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,526
I did this.
571
00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,945
I killed Ben... No!
572
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,197
I killed Ben.
573
00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,115
- It's okay--
- No, don't!
574
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,200
I will jump!
575
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,785
- ♪ For the sake of a child ♪
576
00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,079
MABEL:
No! Cliff, what are you doing?!
577
00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,165
- ♪ For the sake of a child ♪
578
00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:04,750
♪ To Hell and back, I'd go ♪
579
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,168
- Cliff, stop!
580
00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:07,419
No, don't!
581
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,129
CLIFF:
I'll do it! I'll really do it!
582
00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:10,964
MABEL:
Someone help!
583
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,343
- Is someone in my rafters?
584
00:27:14,343 --> 00:27:16,929
- Didn't the constable die,
like, three scenes ago?
585
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:20,891
- Yeah, but that is exactly the way
a Nova Scotian constable would run.
586
00:27:20,891 --> 00:27:22,351
- Oh...
587
00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:25,521
- I knew it! It was you all along!
You're the killer!
588
00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:28,524
- I'm not just the killer.
I'm the father!
589
00:27:28,524 --> 00:27:30,400
- Oh... fuck.
590
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,985
OLIVER: That's right!
BEN: Those kids are mine.
591
00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:34,029
And you can't stand in the way!
592
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,989
- Over my dead body.
593
00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:37,783
♪ dramatic theater music playing ♪
594
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,868
BEN/LORETTA:
♪ Till my last breath I'd take ♪
595
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:42,329
♪ I'll stay steadfast for the sake ♪
596
00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:44,164
♪ Of a child ♪
597
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:47,584
♪ You never will defeat me ♪
598
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:49,127
♪ For a child ♪
599
00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,922
♪ To death, I'd dare to go ♪
600
00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:55,676
[song continues]
[panting, gasping]
601
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,386
- God, that's a lot of stairs.
CLIFF: Stay back!
602
00:27:57,386 --> 00:28:00,931
Cliff! What are you doing?
- Keep him away!
603
00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:01,849
[gasps]
604
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,141
- ♪ For the sake ♪
605
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:06,270
- Hope you like kissing
mommy between prison bars.
606
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,232
Actually, you might. Boy.
[elevator dings]
607
00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:12,818
- ♪ For the sake ♪
- ♪ For the sake ♪
608
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,611
- ♪ For the sake ♪
- ♪ For the sake ♪
609
00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:16,446
- ♪ For the sake ♪
- ♪ For the sake ♪
610
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:20,409
♪ For the sake... ♪
611
00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:23,245
♪ singing fades ♪
612
00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:25,038
[body thuds]
613
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,040
[Cliff whimpers]
614
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,668
♪ tense music playing ♪
615
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,170
[gasps]
[forces doors open]
616
00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:35,215
[presses button]
617
00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:37,885
[doors shut]
618
00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,471
♪
619
00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,224
- For the sake of a child.
620
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:48,103
♪ orchestral flourish, crescendo ♪
621
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,354
♪ grand finale ♪
622
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,856
[applause, cheering]
- Oh, my God!
623
00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:52,149
MABEL:
Please, give me your hand!
624
00:28:52,149 --> 00:28:54,902
[applause continues]
625
00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,445
- Cliff! Jesus!
626
00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:01,992
[applause continues]
627
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,328
[panting] Okay.
628
00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:08,207
[gasping, wailing]
629
00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:09,791
That's a lot of stairs!
- Right?
630
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:12,544
- Stay back! [whimpering]
- Oh jeez!
631
00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:14,630
- I'm not going to prison! [sobs]
632
00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:16,673
Oliver, can I ask you,
633
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,843
were the Mermen in Splash
this high when they fell?
634
00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:21,553
- No, I think you're a bit higher, son.
635
00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:24,681
- Ah... And was it painless?
636
00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:25,682
- Oh no, no.
637
00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:28,685
You have never heard
Mermen scream like that.
638
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:29,811
[sobs]
639
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,355
- Tell my mother I'm sorry.
640
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:33,232
Tell her I love her.
641
00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:36,235
Tell her to throw away the box
under my bed without opening it.
642
00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:38,111
Please insist on that.
643
00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:39,613
[yelps]
644
00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:40,989
[all scream]
645
00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:42,699
[yelping]
646
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,244
♪
647
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,288
[gasps]
648
00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:51,166
It was an accident, Mom. I swear.
649
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,418
- It's okay, honey. I've got you.
650
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,379
KT:
Close the curtain!
651
00:29:57,589 --> 00:30:00,175
[audience murmuring]
652
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,427
- This is the strangest
fucking play I've ever seen.
653
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:06,682
- I was the original director.
My version was stranger.
654
00:30:07,224 --> 00:30:09,601
- I'm so glad I'm not in this.
655
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:11,728
[Cliff sobbing, grunting]
656
00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:18,610
[quiet sobbing]
657
00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,697
CLIFF:
I love you, Mommy.
658
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:26,702
[Mabel sighs]
659
00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:29,830
- Curtain call!
Everyone down here for curtain call!
660
00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:32,040
- Curtain call! Oh!
- Alright, let's go.
661
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,752
- Come on. Come on.
[applause, cheering]
662
00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:38,755
♪
663
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:50,267
- Bow!
664
00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:53,270
[applause, cheering continue]
665
00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:01,778
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
666
00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:14,917
[sirens wailing]
667
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,589
OLIVER:
I have Maxine's review!
668
00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:22,716
Okay. Uh...
[quiet chatter]
669
00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:26,970
"To say I had my doubts
about Death Rattle Dazzle
670
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,598
would be an understatement, but..."
671
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:31,767
Hang on.
672
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:35,020
It's making me subscribe
if I wanna read the rest.
673
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,021
[guests groan]
Really?
674
00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:38,065
I thought I had, like, four articles left.
675
00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:40,317
Does anyone have a credit card?
MABEL: For the love of God.
676
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:41,818
[Oliver sighs]
677
00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:45,030
- Okay. "But, it turns out,
678
00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:48,116
under Oliver Putnam's bold direction..."
679
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,327
- Yes!
- "...even the offstage antics
680
00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:53,330
"add to the Putnam-inspired insanity.
681
00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:57,125
"And this dusty old chestnut
has been Botoxed, bedazzled,
682
00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,627
and brought back to life!"
683
00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:01,880
[cheering, clapping]
684
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,800
Congratulations, everybody! I did it!
CHARLES: Yeah!
685
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,510
[laughter]
686
00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:08,637
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[Loretta laughs]
687
00:32:08,637 --> 00:32:10,889
Mwah. Oh, Jesus.
LORETTA: I'm so glad.
688
00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:13,809
- The opening night of my dreams
689
00:32:13,809 --> 00:32:15,519
with the girl of my dreams.
690
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:16,854
And here we are again.
691
00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:20,065
- At the piano.
- At the piano.
692
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,819
- Thank you.
693
00:32:23,819 --> 00:32:25,863
- No, thank you.
694
00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:27,114
Lucky Durkin.
695
00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:29,575
[sighs]
696
00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:32,828
- Hey.
697
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:36,164
Uh, that was Grey's New Orleans:
Family Burn Unit.
698
00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:37,583
They say they're willing to wait for you.
699
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,544
I'm not sure we take it though.
There's also interest in you
700
00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:42,129
to play the lead in Hedda Gobbler.
701
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:44,464
- [gasps] Oh, my God.
702
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:47,259
- The animated feature,
the one about the turkeys.
703
00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:49,720
[phone ringing]
I gotta take this. Yeah, it's Dickie.
704
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,056
♪ soft party music playing ♪
705
00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:55,559
- Wow. Y-You've got heat.
- Yeah!
706
00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,561
[both laugh]
[sighs]
707
00:32:58,729 --> 00:33:02,316
[sighs] I'm not sure I wanna take
either one of those jobs though.
708
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:06,737
Because it might mean leaving here.
709
00:33:07,613 --> 00:33:10,407
- It would also mean following your dream.
- Hm.
710
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,994
- And a fresh start with your son.
711
00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:17,414
- Yeah.
- And I like LA.
712
00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:20,334
In small...
713
00:33:21,502 --> 00:33:23,045
doses.
[giggles]
714
00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:24,588
KT:
Ugh. Fucking hell.
715
00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:26,089
Get a room.
716
00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:31,011
- Oh, look at that.
It's California red.
717
00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,180
Speaking of which, have you done
any California dreaming
718
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,681
since we talked earlier?
719
00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:37,476
- [giggles] I have...
720
00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:39,228
lots of dreams.
- Do you now?
721
00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,772
Meaning?
722
00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:45,025
[party chatter continues]
723
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:46,401
[sighs]
724
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,278
- Okay, you're right.
725
00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,781
I do need to get unstuck.
726
00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:55,911
But, the stuff that
I need to unstick is here.
727
00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:59,164
In New York.
- Yeah.
728
00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:02,292
Well, I thought that might be
where this was headed. It's okay.
729
00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:05,587
- But I could come visit. I like LA.
730
00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:08,298
In... small doses.
731
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,592
- Yeah, me, too. [laughs]
732
00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:16,306
[glasses clink]
- Pick again. No, you did it!
733
00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,643
- Los Angeles. A city so nice,
734
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,812
they named it Los Angeles.
735
00:34:21,812 --> 00:34:24,857
- So, everyone's going there.
- But, in the Big Apple we remain.
736
00:34:24,857 --> 00:34:27,150
Maybe we could dig up
a cold case or something.
737
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:29,111
[door opens]
- I got a cold case for ya!
738
00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:30,821
ALL:
Sazz!
739
00:34:30,821 --> 00:34:32,698
- Where do I put it, huh?
740
00:34:32,698 --> 00:34:34,408
There you go.
CHARLES: How'd you get in here?
741
00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:36,201
SAZZ: Who knows?
Have I made copies of all your keys?
742
00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,662
Like I said, who... knows?
743
00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:40,539
- Okay, okay. Photo op.
744
00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:42,374
Photo op. I love these. Alright.
- Oh yeah.
745
00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:44,126
[shutter snapping]
[laughs]
746
00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:45,210
- Look at that.
SAZZ: Hey, listen, um,
747
00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,713
I got something I need to talk to you
about when you get a sec, huh?
748
00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,256
It's a little sensitive.
- Yeah, sure.
749
00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:52,092
Hey! Well, since we're celebrating,
I'm gonna go upstairs,
750
00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:53,135
and I'm gonna get a bottle of
751
00:34:53,135 --> 00:34:57,347
1966 Argentinian Malbec I've been saving.
752
00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:59,433
Malbecita del Cielo.
753
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:02,686
Only five bottles were made that year
because the grapes were so small.
754
00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:04,730
- Oh!
[text notification chimes]
755
00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:07,608
- Wow.
756
00:35:07,608 --> 00:35:10,110
I just got a romantic
feeler text from Joy.
757
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,695
- What?
OLIVER: Ooh...
758
00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,780
SAZZ: What'd she say?
CHARLES: She says,
759
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:16,283
"Scott Bakula says hi."
760
00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:17,576
- That's not romantic.
761
00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:18,827
[Oliver groans]
762
00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,581
[street noise]
763
00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:29,755
[door opens]
764
00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:37,387
[whistling]
765
00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:42,309
[gunshot, glass breaks]
[thud]
766
00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:44,770
♪ tense music playing ♪
767
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:47,523
- And the doctor said, "Too hot?"
And he said, "No, too sweet!"
768
00:35:47,523 --> 00:35:49,316
[laughter]
769
00:35:49,316 --> 00:35:50,901
- Has anyone seen Charles?
770
00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,986
- Didn't he go get some more wine?
771
00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,989
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
772
00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:05,541
CHARLES:
Hey, what's taking her so long?
773
00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:08,836
Sazz better not be drinking
our Malbecita del Cielo without us.
774
00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:11,672
You know there are only five--
- Five bottles in the whole world.
775
00:36:11,672 --> 00:36:13,298
- Because of the tiny grapes.
776
00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:15,592
Yes, you've already read us
the wine's biography.
777
00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:17,469
- I love the part about the soil.
778
00:36:17,469 --> 00:36:19,596
- Isn't that fascinating?
OLIVER: Yeah, it's great.
779
00:36:19,596 --> 00:36:22,599
♪ dramatic music builds ♪
780
00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:48,625
[whimpering]
781
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:51,712
[wheezing]
782
00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:57,718
♪ Death Rattle Dazzle medley playing ♪
783
00:36:57,718 --> 00:36:59,720
♪
784
00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:47,100
♪ grand musical finale ♪
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