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I've been waiting a long time for this
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moment to come I'm destined for
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anything at all Jesus Christ, Cardi,
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just pick a packet, will you?
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There's no thought goes into this.
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There's no skill.
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Look.
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Three golden tickets out of a possible
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five have been found.
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One in a cheese and onion, one in a
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Worcester sauce and one in a salt and vinegar.
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Meaning smoked bacon and ready salted
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ones and one some favourites for the
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golden ticket.
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Oh, Nina.
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What's the crap with you?
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Fuck off.
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Bored.
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Not enough people are dying.
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Business loading, is it?
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It's like a morgue.
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It's not funny.
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Could you worry up, Nobhead?
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There's people waiting.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Can you fuck off, Nobhead?
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Cos I'm looking at the crisps and I'll
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take as long as I fucking need.
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Do you understand?
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Yeah?
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Cool.
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Wait, Cardi, relax.
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Sorry about him.
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Hi, Carol.
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Yeah, er, yeah, he's moving out.
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Yeah.
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All six foot two of him.
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Um, yeah, listen, do you think it's
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ready salted or smoky?
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You what?
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No way.
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Eh?
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Please wait.
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What did I do in a past life to deserve
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you here today, eh?
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Sorry, Carol.
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You what?
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No, no, it's no problem.
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No problem at all.
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Yeah.
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Fuck.
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All right, we're on our way.
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All right, love you, baby.
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All right, bye.
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Well, smoky bacon.
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Well, let's do this.
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No.
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As in, what's the story like?
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Which story?
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The phone call, Cardi, that you just had.
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Oh, yeah, uh, Carol said that...
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What did she say?
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She said that your Yoda's had a caravan nicked.
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She what?
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Was she in it?
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Was she?
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Was she?
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You're asking me?
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Was she in it when it happened, Cardi?
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Yoda?
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Yeah.
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I didn't ask.
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My goodness.
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Right, we need to get over there now.
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I've got my coffee on.
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Good woman.
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Shufflin'.
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Come on, Cardi.
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You have them.
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I just...
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I don't see how this is even a little
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bit necessary, man.
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Believe me, there's plenty of things
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I'd rather be doing.
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Fuck me.
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So, how have you been?
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We're not doing that.
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We're not having fucking small talk
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while you try and fist me back there.
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Just tends to relax everyone if we have
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a little conversation.
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What do you mean, everyone?
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Why do you have to relax?
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Don't worry, it wasn't you.
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Uh-huh.
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Dickhead.
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Right, just gonna...
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No!
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Just point your toes inwards.
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No!
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You're gonna have to give me something.
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I feel like that's generous.
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That's a good amount of finger, that.
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All right, deep breath.
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Oh, fucking hell!
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I haven't seen you for a while.
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I mean, you don't need me so much since
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you've been seeing Fiona.
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The new therapist?
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Yeah, she's lovely, actually.
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She's helping.
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She's helping, making a difference.
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I bet.
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You're fucking laughing at.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, is that a bit of professional jealousy?
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It's something, you fucker!
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Fuck me!
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Both hands are summer back there.
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What's going on?
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Right.
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Perfect.
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Nice, smooth prostate.
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Oh, a handful of dicks.
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Nothing to report down there.
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Thank God.
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Well, all that's left to do now is go
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and cut that enormous wheel of cheese
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you put that fucking coat on for.
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Dude, fucking hell.
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Right.
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How's your...
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hernia?
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What are you on about, bloody hernia?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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What?
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Oh, God.
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I'm really sorry.
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You're O'Neill, aren't you?
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Yeah.
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I've got Vince O'Malley here.
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I'm sorry, I'll get your record.
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Dickhead!
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You fingered me for no reason, but
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fucking hell, man.
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You wouldn't believe how often this happens.
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I fucking would believe how often that happens.
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Fucking carol, Christ.
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You all right, love?
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You all right?
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Hello.
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It's me, isn't it?
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How's me?
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Is it all right?
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It's all right, dude.
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I think it's the bestest ever bit.
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Oh.
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You all right?
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How are the men?
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Is that where Yoda's caravan was?
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Just that plot there, yeah.
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Who's Yoda?
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My great-grand.
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It's a nickname, cos her name's Rhoda.
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Is he?
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Fuck, it's because she looks exactly
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like Yoda.
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Fuck have I told you a lot about this?
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My great-grand looks not like fucking
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Yoda, right?
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No, I mean, all I'm saying is George
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Lucas has got a lawsuit out on her.
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Well, shut your fucking mouth, Tom.
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She looks not like fucking Yoda!
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Oh, no.
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But she sounds like a fucking spit of
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him, you know what I mean?
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He's gone!
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He's gone, you trouble!
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Dude, does she?
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Yeah, honestly, it's a sweat of fucking god.
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Oh, here they come!
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The red-headed gang on the case of the
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mysterious disappearing caravan!
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The big mystery is, why would anyone
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want to nick that rotten old knacker
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thing when it's all these decent ones around?
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It makes no sense.
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I agree, I think...
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Just fuck me!
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Oi!
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Give over!
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Pair of cunts, Ashley!
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Where the fucking hell's Doolan?
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I thought you were living with fucking Yoda!
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No!
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He went back to Ireland!
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Get out of here.
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He's in hiding!
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Oh, what?
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Has he just kidnapped himself again cos
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it does happen?
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No, he took himself off after the
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McGwiggins put a bounty on his head
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because he called off the engagement
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with Darrell de Stervlin.
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Daddy!
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He's done it again!
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So, who's doing it?
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It's Ashley's uncle.
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He's got a sort of pathological desire
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to get engaged to every woman that he meets.
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It's fucking weird.
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What's your fucking problem today?
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Look, it's not his fault he's got an
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animal magnetism, all right?
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He's a hopeless romantic.
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He's catnip to a certain type of female
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caravan dweller.
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He is.
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Wow.
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All right, for Christ's sake, bloody
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Francis, what the fuck does he want
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with us?
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I mean, we don't fuck all about missing
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caravans, do we?
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I think he's just trying to get anyone
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he can to find it.
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He's even offering a reward.
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Are you fucking asshole?
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No, he's after going nuclear and
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someone over.
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You fucking prick!
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You fucking asshole!
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Fucking asshole!
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It's good to keep your head down, isn't it?
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Yous!
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Fuck off out!
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Go on!
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Fuck off out!
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It's not ideal, is it?
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And yous?
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Hi, Francis.
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Hi, Frank.
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Bye, Francis.
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Fuck off, Hen!
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All right, then.
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Did full 360, then.
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Oh, here we fucking go.
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Last night, an elderly woman coming
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home from bingo was shocked to discover
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her caravan had been brutally abducted
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from her.
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May I ask how road it is with
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everything now?
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Have you not fucking heard me?
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She's fucking shocked!
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Her home at 20 years, robbed away!
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So, where is Granny?
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Are we gonna get to see her?
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She's inside in the toilet.
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But what do you mean, are you going to
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get to see her?
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No.
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No reason.
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There she blasts.
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Hi there, Rhoda.
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How's it going, love?
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I'm super sorry to hear about this
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caravan stealery.
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It's a rum do, innit?
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It's rum.
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Shocking business this is.
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Oh, it is, Dad.
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Rhoda, it is.
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Stolen the caravan they have.
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Yes, we know.
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Shocking, great gran, it really is.
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We're all very shocked here, aren't we, lads?
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Terribly so.
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Oh, no, it's awful.
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It was shocking.
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Very shocked about it, we are.
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Sorry.
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So, erm, do you have any idea who might
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have abducted it?
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Well, my thinking right now is it's the
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type of people who, erm...
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..who like, erm, stealing caravans.
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The type of people who like stealing caravans?
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I mean, who's that, eh?
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Well, whoever it is, they'll be dealt
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with fairly lively.
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Well, first things first, that caravan
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needs returning immediately.
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Well, yeah, Franny, it's just that...
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I worry we won't find it, only cos
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there's thousands of them.
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I just wouldn't know where to start.
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Yeah, I mean, would it not be easier,
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Francis, just to buy her a brand-new one?
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Would you like a new caravan, Rhoda?
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It's just that the old one was very
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falling apart and decrepit very much so.
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Fucked.
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Fucked very much so.
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I'm not fucking deaf!
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I wouldn't mind a new one.
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She doesn't want a new one, she wants
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the old one.
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Let the rain in the roof.
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It has to be that one.
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She's an emotional attachment to it.
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That's understandable.
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Which is why I'm going to offer ten grand.
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What the fuck?
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For its return.
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Big Daddy.
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Would you like to get me Aloysius back?
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Who's that, then?
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Aloysius is her stuffed cat.
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It was in the caravan at the time of abduction.
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Stuffed cats?
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What is it with old ladies loving
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stuffed cats?
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Stuffed cats and the smell of pens.
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I'm not sorry, I'm not.
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Come on.
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What the fuck, dude?
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Fucking listen to me, listen to me.
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Ten fucking grand.
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Ten grand for a fucked up fucking caravan.
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What the fuck does that all mean?
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Well, for that sort of money, mate,
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it's worth a fucking go, isn't it?
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The amount of fucking cash that stingy
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bastard has squirreled away all over
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the place.
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I'd say he could buy her a new caravan
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ten times over.
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Something's not sitting right with me.
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Francis doesn't give a shit about
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anything that doesn't benefit him.
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So what the fuck is he doing interested
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in that shag of an old caravan?
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Yeah, he probably stashed all his
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fortune in it, and that's why he's so
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desperate to get it back.
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Bloody hell, Cardy, that's...
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You're a genius.
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That's what it is, innit?
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Jesus fucking Christ, the lad's got it.
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Do you know what that is?
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He's always thinking we're in an
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under-road as caravans.
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Probably where he's keeping all his cash.
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00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:26,430
Right, so, listen.
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So we find that caravan, as requested.
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00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,229
we take the fucking money from him out
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of it, he's gonna think the fucking
362
00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:34,669
guys who stole the caravans took the cash.
363
00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:36,669
Well, we say we just found this caravan
364
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,770
up in the fields, haven't we, those, is it?
365
00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:42,550
HE LAUGHS Yeah, yeah.
366
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So he, he's just gonna assume that
367
00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:46,810
we've done our job, right?
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You know what I mean?
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We keep the fucking cash.
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He's got to be an underwiser, by the way.
371
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And we have our fucking reward of ten
372
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fucking grand.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, shit, dude.
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00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:02,089
I'll do the matter.
378
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Hello?
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What's up, love?
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00:11:04,311 --> 00:11:06,609
All right, sweetheart, just slow down a
381
00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,660
little bit.
382
00:11:07,661 --> 00:11:09,229
All right.
383
00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:10,730
Listen, I'm on my way right now.
384
00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,180
I'm on my way.
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We've called the police.
386
00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:19,349
They're on the way.
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00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:20,670
Just try to remain calm.
388
00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,590
Don't fucking tell me to calm down.
389
00:11:22,591 --> 00:11:23,489
What's going on?
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00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:24,569
Tell him he's gone missing.
391
00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:25,229
It's all right.
392
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,129
Just cool, Vin.
393
00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:27,869
Where's the fucking police?
394
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:28,589
They're on the way.
395
00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:30,430
Just calm down a little bit.
396
00:11:30,431 --> 00:11:31,429
What do we know?
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He forgot his lunchbox, so when I came
398
00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:35,390
in school to drop it off, he wasn't here.
399
00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:37,210
I mean, he could have bumped off,
400
00:11:37,211 --> 00:11:37,369
couldn't he?
401
00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:39,469
No, the voice message had been left on
402
00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:40,289
the school phone.
403
00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:41,969
It appears the man claiming to be
404
00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,789
Tyler's grandad left a message on a
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school voicemail to say that Tyler
406
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,210
wouldn't be in today due to him being ill.
407
00:11:47,211 --> 00:11:49,009
He hasn't got a fucking grandad!
408
00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,009
We realise that now.
409
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,910
Did you recognise his voice?
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00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:52,589
Do you know who it is?
411
00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:53,269
We don't know.
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00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,829
I mean, Christ on a bike's a fucking
413
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:55,880
joke, this, innit?
414
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,609
As I said, the police are on the way.
415
00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:59,530
They'll be able to trace the voicemail.
416
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,270
I want to hear the voicemail.
417
00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:02,920
Fucking no.
418
00:12:02,921 --> 00:12:04,209
Message received.
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00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:06,170
Friday at 8.47 a.m.
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00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:09,369
This is Tyler Croft's grandad.
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00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:09,789
Jim.
422
00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:12,430
I'm going to report Tyler out soon.
423
00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:13,729
I'm just going to stop that there.
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00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:14,109
That's Jim.
425
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,249
Thanks for your time.
426
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,300
Sorry.
427
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:17,400
Sorry.
428
00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:23,259
Where is her?
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00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:23,879
Who?
430
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,580
What do you mean fucking Tyler?
431
00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:26,319
Tyler!
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00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,139
Jim!
433
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,039
I'm not fucking about.
434
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:28,519
Where is her?
435
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,880
Oh, my God!
436
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,960
Was he driving that juggernaut?
437
00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:37,799
Jim!
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00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,850
Fucking hell!
439
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,300
You're in some shit, dude.
440
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,819
Tyler, we thought something terrible
441
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:43,859
might have happened to you.
442
00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,060
What were you thinking?
443
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,250
Why not school?
444
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,560
I don't like school.
445
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,820
Excuse me, since when?
446
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,359
Tyler, you were fine last week, wasn't
447
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,359
I, were you?
448
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,410
Just forget it, Mum.
449
00:12:54,411 --> 00:12:55,659
Right, we're talking about this when we
450
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:55,939
go home.
451
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,139
I am fuming with you, absolutely fuming
452
00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,190
with you.
453
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:01,460
Right, so you tell me how he's dangerous.
454
00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:03,899
I showed him where the brakes are, I
455
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,760
mean, what are you gonna do at school,
456
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,919
except fill his head with a load of
457
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,020
woke bollocks about the world being round.
458
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,480
It fucking is, Jesus Christ, Jim.
459
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,760
Hey, look, the lad's doing good here.
460
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,340
He's my best worker.
461
00:13:16,341 --> 00:13:17,819
Is he, are you paying him for all that?
462
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:19,800
Well, it's like an apprenticeship,
463
00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:20,179
isn't it?
464
00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:20,939
Yeah, I bet it is, yeah.
465
00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:22,340
Invaluable life skills.
466
00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:25,659
He's the perfect size to climb in and
467
00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,919
clear any jams in the Bailiff.
468
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,879
Right, we're going.
469
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:28,679
We're going.
470
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,659
Finnett, Finnett, keep him away from me.
471
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:31,439
I'm gonna murder you, Jim.
472
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,439
I'm gonna fucking murder you.
473
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,919
It's all right, I understand that.
474
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,039
No, I get it, I get it.
475
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:35,599
Shut up.
476
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,939
I'm not a totally insensitive
477
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,740
neanderthal you think I am, you know.
478
00:13:38,741 --> 00:13:40,639
I can tell when you're on a period,
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00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,690
it's no problem.
480
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,890
What did you say?
481
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,259
No, I didn't say anything.
482
00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:45,359
What the fuck did you say, Jim?
483
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,019
I didn't say anything.
484
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:46,739
Go on, say it again.
485
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:47,499
I didn't say anything.
486
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,640
Say it again now.
487
00:13:50,641 --> 00:13:52,139
You're a dickhead.
488
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,190
You misheard me.
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00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,470
Keep on going, man.
490
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,860
I'm out of the panini.
491
00:14:06,451 --> 00:14:09,989
I have to see a man about the rabbit in
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00:14:09,990 --> 00:14:11,040
half an hour.
493
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,650
They're short-staffed.
494
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,250
It shouldn't take much longer.
495
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:16,129
What do you mean, you have to see a man
496
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,180
about a rabbit?
497
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:20,130
It means I have to see a man about the rabbit.
498
00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:23,230
Lola's gonna turn four.
499
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,550
She really wants a rabbit for her birthday.
500
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:27,690
Wow, four already.
501
00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:28,860
Time flies.
502
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:31,460
Yep.
503
00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:34,109
I heard you've had some issues when you
504
00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:35,830
took over the Benson Street lot.
505
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,610
That's a whole load more plates to keep spinning.
506
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,530
I'm not losing any sleep.
507
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,400
Yeah?
508
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,810
You need to tell me your secret.
509
00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:49,320
No secret.
510
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,149
Just no caffeine afternoon, a bit of
511
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,889
yoga nidra, and people who can be
512
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:55,940
dependent on.
513
00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:58,130
And how is Vincent?
514
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,160
Triple espresso and two hot chocolates.
515
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,020
Er, two hot chocolates with marshmallows.
516
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,120
Oh, I'm really sorry.
517
00:15:11,121 --> 00:15:12,939
We were running low and only had enough
518
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:13,990
for the one.
519
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,299
Shall we let our guest have some of the
520
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,780
marshmallows, Davy?
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00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,640
Friends shared, don't they?
522
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,279
There's more than enough to go around
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00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,330
for everybody.
524
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,340
Isn't that right, Manolito?
525
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:43,540
No need for anyone to get upset, is there?
526
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,380
It's not always so simple, though.
527
00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:47,139
Oh?
528
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,420
People do get upset.
529
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,259
Sometimes you have friends who upset
530
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,310
other friends.
531
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,179
And those other friends, well, they
532
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,040
don't want to share with them anymore.
533
00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:01,579
Well, maybe in such a scenario, you'll
534
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,079
be well-placed to make the case to this
535
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,699
friend that such an arrangement would
536
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,580
be beneficial for all.
537
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:16,510
We're friends, we can be trusted.
538
00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:25,009
You know we've honoured our agreement
539
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:27,830
not to circulate certain pictures.
540
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,749
Unfortunately, I very much doubt I
541
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,509
would have any success in persuading
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00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:34,710
this particular friend.
543
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:36,180
You're being modest.
544
00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:39,549
We both know you can be very persuasive
545
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:40,600
if you want to.
546
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:42,740
That's flattering.
547
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,969
But this friend I'm thinking of is
548
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:47,869
quite discerning about the company he
549
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:50,749
keeps and is adamant about not doing
550
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,949
business with anybody who is unpleasant
551
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:54,000
to his friends.
552
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,789
I swear on our Barry's grave, we didn't
553
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:18,840
kidnap Dylan.
554
00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:20,089
We've been nowhere near him.
555
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,310
So why would Dylan tell Vinnie that you did?
556
00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:23,630
I do not know, Donna.
557
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,470
If he was here, I'd ask him.
558
00:17:25,471 --> 00:17:28,309
You've finished sucking on that, I'll
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00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,360
wait, Carl.
560
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,460
That goes in recycling.
561
00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:39,659
And you should put it there if it means
562
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,710
that much to you.
563
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,990
You know, Tyler, I am so upset with you.
564
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,849
I really am.
565
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,629
I can't...honestly, I can't believe
566
00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:58,870
that you lied to me.
567
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,629
You know, I'm in two minds to not let
568
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,290
you go to this barbecue later on.
569
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,769
Good.
570
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,550
Excuse me, what do you mean, good?
571
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:08,529
What the fuck?!
572
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:09,580
I said good.
573
00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:10,889
I don't want to go.
574
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,330
Why don't you want to go, man?
575
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,869
Cos Seb will be there, then he picks on me.
576
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:15,920
Seb?
577
00:18:15,921 --> 00:18:16,929
What are you talking about?
578
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:17,769
You two are friends.
579
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,349
You've known each other since nursery.
580
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,649
He's not my friend, but he still goes
581
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:23,389
on about when I wet myself in nursery
582
00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:24,890
and tells everyone.
583
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,020
Oh, my God.
584
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,609
Is this a kid that's bullied you
585
00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:29,629
before, is it?
586
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,390
No, it's another one.
587
00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:33,350
No, it's a little shit in his class.
588
00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:37,010
His mum's one of the PTA cake-storm Nazis.
589
00:18:37,011 --> 00:18:38,849
All right, well, listen, don't worry
590
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:40,829
about Seb, cos if I bump into him, I'll
591
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:41,069
pull his arse.
592
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,570
Yeah, we resolve it with words.
593
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:43,970
Won't we?
594
00:18:43,971 --> 00:18:45,389
Because that's what, you know,
595
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,129
grown-ups do.
596
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:47,870
Right, I'll talk to Seb's mum later.
597
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,630
What, the barbecue thing?
598
00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:50,789
Yeah.
599
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,529
What is it, like, kids and parentsy
600
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:53,389
type deal, is it?
601
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,149
It is, yeah.
602
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,349
So why the bloody hell haven't you
603
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:56,289
asked me to come?
604
00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,569
Finn, you would have said no.
605
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,890
Well, I might not have done.
606
00:18:58,891 --> 00:18:59,789
I might have wanted it.
607
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,070
No, you hate things like that.
608
00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:02,909
Like what?
609
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,129
Like things with lots of people there,
610
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:08,209
like a big, you know, gathering people.
611
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:09,260
I do avoid people.
612
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,110
Well, fuck, that's the abducted caravan.
613
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,470
Shit!
614
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:14,009
What?
615
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,810
Fucking Ring Ashley bloody caravan.
616
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,540
Fuck.
617
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,519
Oh, I can see we're all in this
618
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,500
caravan, hidden away up that hill there.
619
00:19:35,501 --> 00:19:37,599
It's definitely the McGwiggins.
620
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,700
They got moved on from their site last week.
621
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,499
Looks like they're fixing for some sort
622
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,739
of celebration or something.
623
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,900
There's two of them sisters there fighting.
624
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,179
They both had the misfortune to be
625
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,500
engaged with Irwin before.
626
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,920
Why would they bother taking a shite caravan?
627
00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:52,939
Well, I mean, that's where he does keep
628
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:53,619
his bloody cash.
629
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:54,999
That's where Franny's money is, isn't it?
630
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:55,779
They wouldn't know that.
631
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:56,859
We didn't even know that.
632
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:57,639
We're flesh and blood.
633
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,180
Runs deeper and taking water.
634
00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:00,279
Shut up.
635
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,330
Crying at Wittering.
636
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,579
Look, the fucking caravan's got a ten
637
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,040
grand reward on it, right?
638
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,759
And if we all find Franny's money,
639
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,980
that's just a fucking massive bonus, innit?
640
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,090
Now listen to me now.
641
00:20:10,091 --> 00:20:10,959
Hey.
642
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,979
Do you...
643
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,030
Hey!
644
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,459
I'm pondering, aren't I?
645
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,660
Give over pondering.
646
00:20:16,661 --> 00:20:17,679
I'm speculating on that.
647
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,559
I need you lot to go and score up that
648
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,399
shit out after dark.
649
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,020
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
650
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,079
What the fuck do you mean, you lot?
651
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,779
I've got to go to a fucking barbecue.
652
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:25,299
Do you know that?
653
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,350
Oh, shit!
654
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,099
I mean, there's loads of bloody spaces.
655
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,259
We could have parked up here.
656
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,199
Oh, yeah.
657
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,159
Are you all right?
658
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,519
Me?
659
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:31,939
Yeah.
660
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:32,619
Yeah.
661
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,259
Are you all right?
662
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,310
Are you feeling?
663
00:20:34,311 --> 00:20:34,819
Fine.
664
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:35,639
You're good?
665
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,079
Now, listen, I won't blame you if you
666
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:37,939
weren't fine.
667
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,499
You're not going in there on your own.
668
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,519
You're going in there with a very
669
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,260
exclusive, properly-arred gang.
670
00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:43,599
We're not a gang.
671
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,650
We're a family.
672
00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:45,879
Well, it's the same, isn't it?
673
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,540
It's the same, only we never leave each other.
674
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:49,679
You know?
675
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,180
Always have each other's back.
676
00:20:51,181 --> 00:20:53,119
Never not be there.
677
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:53,859
Do you understand?
678
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:54,239
Yeah.
679
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,319
Right, you.
680
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,139
Hey, what?
681
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,499
Better have my fucking back in there,
682
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,319
I'm terrified.
683
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,370
I'll put you back in.
684
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,340
Hi, Erin, Tyler.
685
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,060
Oh, I'm so glad you came.
686
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,679
I'm Vinnie, I'm Tyler's...
687
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,840
Tyler's dad.
688
00:21:09,841 --> 00:21:11,039
You're welcome.
689
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,280
Come in, come in.
690
00:21:12,281 --> 00:21:13,999
Come on.
691
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,050
All right.
692
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,350
We've made luck.
693
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,379
Got some friends over there.
694
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,039
Yeah.
695
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,639
Oh, my God.
696
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,880
Help yourself to drinks.
697
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,210
Oh, thank you.
698
00:21:30,211 --> 00:21:30,719
Yeah.
699
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,280
How are you?
700
00:21:32,281 --> 00:21:33,099
Are you all right?
701
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,059
Thank you for being here.
702
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,300
You're an old man, you're an old man.
703
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,850
Hubby!
704
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,179
Introducing Vinnie.
705
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,230
Hiya, you all right?
706
00:21:41,231 --> 00:21:41,939
Vinnie.
707
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,520
Good to finally meet you, man.
708
00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:45,079
Heard a lot about you from Tyler.
709
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:45,519
Have you?
710
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,479
Little bugger.
711
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,530
Combination there.
712
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,360
You know, Greg, Craig, Adrian, Toby.
713
00:21:50,361 --> 00:21:51,299
You all right, lads?
714
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,299
How's it going?
715
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,839
Adrian's Eva's dad, Toby's Harry's, and
716
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,499
Greg and Craig are Freddie's dad, so
717
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,640
welcome to the Dad Gang.
718
00:21:57,641 --> 00:21:59,099
He's not got a uniform, has he?
719
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,740
It's a lot of beige pants, isn't it,
720
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,240
and then the Hawaiian shit.
721
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,240
You look like a bloody Calypso group.
722
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,079
Yeah.
723
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,279
No, it's just a happy coincidence, you know.
724
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:09,879
Can't go wrong.
725
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,080
Well, you can't go wrong.
726
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:13,340
Cos you've all worn the same shit.
727
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,900
You look like a...
728
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:18,940
Well, we're flying back again next half term.
729
00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:20,259
Well, then what'll that be, a fourth
730
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,299
trip abroad this year?
731
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:22,350
Yeah.
732
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,439
I mean, I wouldn't feel comfortable
733
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,799
doing it if we weren't already taking
734
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,660
steps to reduce our carbon footprint.
735
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,780
Oh, we've put in a wood burner.
736
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:31,960
Oh, rain?
737
00:22:31,961 --> 00:22:33,159
Yeah, never would.
738
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,210
Oh, sorry.
739
00:22:34,211 --> 00:22:36,159
If it's about the cake store, all my
740
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:36,799
hands are tied.
741
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,339
I'm afraid there's still a waiting list
742
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:38,699
for help.
743
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,200
No, no, no, it's about your Seb.
744
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,999
So, he's been saying things about my
745
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,039
tie-lert to the other kids.
746
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,020
Oh, God, Erin, boys, what are they like?
747
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,339
All as bad as one another.
748
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,540
I don't know about that.
749
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:49,539
What are we going to do, eh?
750
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,100
They're doomed to turn into men.
751
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,959
Catherine, what's going on with these mojitos?
752
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,080
I don't want you to go on home sober.
753
00:22:58,081 --> 00:22:58,879
Coming on.
754
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,380
Oh, yes!
755
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,720
This is my jam!
756
00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:13,050
Go and have a look at his new Barbie, that.
757
00:23:13,051 --> 00:23:13,829
Brand-new me.
758
00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:14,269
Bonnie, innit?
759
00:23:14,270 --> 00:23:15,630
Very nice.
760
00:23:15,631 --> 00:23:17,189
How are you getting on, lad?
761
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,189
Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
762
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:19,109
All right.
763
00:23:19,110 --> 00:23:20,029
Quick, go on your tongs.
764
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:20,729
Yeah, go for it.
765
00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:22,150
Fucking range on them.
766
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,809
You know they're good, don't you?
767
00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:24,969
I'm just gonna have a go at one of
768
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,020
these sausages.
769
00:23:26,021 --> 00:23:28,329
Harder than it looks, innit?
770
00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:29,649
They're very...
771
00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:31,450
It's quite a thin sassage, isn't it?
772
00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:33,790
Oh, it's fucking dropped in.
773
00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:35,730
Right down there, aren't it?
774
00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:38,450
Oh, no, it's gone.
775
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,229
I'll take that off because, honestly,
776
00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:41,490
I'm just fucking used.
777
00:23:41,650 --> 00:23:43,230
Lads, listen, I'm sorry.
778
00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:44,950
I don't socialise well.
779
00:23:44,951 --> 00:23:46,109
I fuck...
780
00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:47,810
I fucking handle it.
781
00:23:48,150 --> 00:23:49,650
There's just too much going on.
782
00:23:49,651 --> 00:23:50,389
Are you fine, man?
783
00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:51,369
No, it's not fine.
784
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:52,910
I'm fucking rude and I'm weird.
785
00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:54,909
And you're all in this Hawaiian shit.
786
00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:55,809
I don't understand.
787
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:56,269
It's freaking me out.
788
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,229
You fine, mate?
789
00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:58,280
Erin!
790
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:12,209
No, no, no, no, no, hang on, hang on,
791
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:13,260
hang on, hang on.
792
00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:15,270
This is giving me fucking bad jujus.
793
00:24:15,271 --> 00:24:16,589
It's giving me fucking wrong turn
794
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:17,369
vibes, you know what I mean?
795
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,510
Why would they park a caravan right up here?
796
00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:22,650
Unless they've got something to hide.
797
00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:23,950
Who's going in, then?
798
00:24:23,951 --> 00:24:25,149
Yeah, who's going in, yeah.
799
00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:25,609
Who's going in?
800
00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:26,409
Ashley!
801
00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:27,129
Get going.
802
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:28,390
What do you mean?
803
00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:30,369
Why is it always me first?
804
00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:31,889
I don't take orders from you, anyway.
805
00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:33,989
You fucking w- Carol, tell Ashley to go
806
00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:35,709
inside Make sure there's no-one in there.
807
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:36,729
Come on, have a look under there, let's
808
00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:37,489
see now.
809
00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:38,729
Well, it's gonna be in there, it's not
810
00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,049
gonna be scary in there, is it?
811
00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:40,889
Go on.
812
00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:42,390
Go on, I'm right behind you.
813
00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:43,520
Let's go, come on.
814
00:24:43,521 --> 00:24:45,129
Where do you reckon the money's hidden, then?
815
00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:46,330
Can't be too many places.
816
00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:48,650
Well, let's just get in and out.
817
00:24:48,651 --> 00:24:50,189
There's Aloysius now, look.
818
00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:51,790
He's fucking weird, man.
819
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,089
Why is his chain locked to the fridge?
820
00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:55,140
Shh, shh, shh.
821
00:24:55,141 --> 00:24:56,369
No, shut the fuck up, lads.
822
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,229
Shh.
823
00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:58,280
Oh, wait, guys.
824
00:24:58,281 --> 00:24:59,169
What's that?
825
00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:00,009
What is in there, then?
826
00:25:00,010 --> 00:25:01,060
He's chaining up.
827
00:25:01,150 --> 00:25:02,200
No!
828
00:25:03,261 --> 00:25:05,289
What the fuck?
829
00:25:05,290 --> 00:25:06,129
Dolan!
830
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,180
Fuck's sake!
831
00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:08,550
You terrible cunt!
832
00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:10,430
She's scared us to death.
833
00:25:10,431 --> 00:25:11,609
What the fuck are you doing here, Dolan?
834
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:12,609
Chained to a fridge?
835
00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:13,569
You're not supposed to be over in
836
00:25:13,570 --> 00:25:15,430
Ireland hiding out or something, no?
837
00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,089
The McGuigan's burst in just as I was
838
00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:18,470
about to leave for the ferry.
839
00:25:19,090 --> 00:25:21,069
I managed to barricade myself into the
840
00:25:21,070 --> 00:25:22,689
jacks pretty good so they couldn't get
841
00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:23,389
at me.
842
00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:24,669
Next thing I know, they're taking the
843
00:25:24,670 --> 00:25:26,270
whole caravan with me, innit?
844
00:25:26,271 --> 00:25:27,689
Why, what are they going to do to you?
845
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:28,810
They want revenge.
846
00:25:29,510 --> 00:25:31,449
They're forcing me to marry David
847
00:25:31,450 --> 00:25:32,589
McGuigan in the morning.
848
00:25:32,590 --> 00:25:33,640
Oh, right.
849
00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:35,730
I've been so scared.
850
00:25:35,731 --> 00:25:37,969
I don't want to have to get married.
851
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,020
I'm too young.
852
00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:40,429
I just get caught up in the whole
853
00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:41,810
romance of it all, you know?
854
00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:43,830
Oh, yeah, no, we have heard.
855
00:25:43,831 --> 00:25:44,669
Yes.
856
00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:47,770
I'm so relieved you've come to rescue me.
857
00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:50,870
Man up there, Troy.
858
00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:52,260
Which one is that?
859
00:25:52,410 --> 00:25:53,460
Him.
860
00:25:53,461 --> 00:25:54,329
The one in the glasses?
861
00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:55,089
Yeah.
862
00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:56,140
Terrible shirt.
863
00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,300
Right, lads.
864
00:25:59,301 --> 00:26:00,629
Seb?
865
00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:01,049
Hiya.
866
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,029
Can I have a quick word?
867
00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:02,749
What about?
868
00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:05,629
Er, well, listen, I think you might not
869
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,909
be aware that some of the things that
870
00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:09,549
you're saying about Tyler is making him
871
00:26:09,550 --> 00:26:10,509
really sad.
872
00:26:10,510 --> 00:26:11,349
Oh, really?
873
00:26:11,350 --> 00:26:12,400
Yeah.
874
00:26:12,401 --> 00:26:13,669
You know, I don't think you realise
875
00:26:13,670 --> 00:26:15,629
that bringing certain things up from
876
00:26:15,630 --> 00:26:17,789
people's past can be really
877
00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:19,069
embarrassing for that person.
878
00:26:19,070 --> 00:26:20,209
What about him wetting himself?
879
00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:21,989
Well, yeah, but it was a long time ago.
880
00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:23,040
He was in nursery.
881
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,169
I mean, everyone's had accidents
882
00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:25,069
growing up.
883
00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:26,189
It's not my fault, though, is it?
884
00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:26,789
Sorry?
885
00:26:26,790 --> 00:26:28,369
It's not my fault that he wet himself I
886
00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:29,369
know people want to call them little
887
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,469
miss piss pants, is it?
888
00:26:30,470 --> 00:26:31,730
Well, I'm not saying that.
889
00:26:31,731 --> 00:26:33,309
But you're the one bringing it up and
890
00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:34,129
telling people.
891
00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:34,549
Yeah.
892
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:35,649
I mean, all I'm doing is telling the
893
00:26:35,650 --> 00:26:36,289
truth, right?
894
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:37,929
We're not allowed to tell the truth, then.
895
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,569
Well, I'm not suggesting that, am I?
896
00:26:39,570 --> 00:26:40,209
Good.
897
00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:42,249
Because you can't stop my right to free speech.
898
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,689
It's a free country, which means I can
899
00:26:43,690 --> 00:26:45,409
tell whoever I want that he pissed his pants.
900
00:26:45,410 --> 00:26:46,289
Well, yeah.
901
00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:47,529
Yeah, you could, but I don't understand
902
00:26:47,530 --> 00:26:48,229
why you'd want to.
903
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:49,189
It hurts, it's funny.
904
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:49,669
It's funny?
905
00:26:49,670 --> 00:26:50,229
Yeah.
906
00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:50,569
Yeah.
907
00:26:50,570 --> 00:26:51,769
Well, it's not funny to Tyler, is it?
908
00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:53,150
It is to a lot of other people.
909
00:26:53,151 --> 00:26:54,569
People have a right to know that you
910
00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:56,610
might piss his pants on them at any moment.
911
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,450
Oh, Seb!
912
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:07,180
Oh, no!
913
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,300
He's had an accident.
914
00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,190
Lorraine?
915
00:27:10,191 --> 00:27:11,119
Lorraine?
916
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,380
Seb, he's had an accident.
917
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,760
He's peed in his genitals.
918
00:27:13,761 --> 00:27:14,879
Are you Seb?
919
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,779
He's peed.
920
00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:17,079
Pissed his trousers, guys.
921
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:17,719
Oh, he's all right.
922
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,770
Your mum's coming.
923
00:27:19,260 --> 00:27:20,960
We'll save his pants!
924
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,840
We'll save his pants!
925
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:24,199
It wasn't me.
926
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,219
I didn't do it.
927
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:28,199
One of these days he's boots are gonna
928
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,020
walk all over you.
929
00:27:35,150 --> 00:27:37,009
Oh, bugger, they make it look so easy
930
00:27:37,010 --> 00:27:38,090
in films, don't they?
931
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:39,729
I told you, what would the world be
932
00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:41,089
like if every log could be picked by a
933
00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:42,470
fucking fork or a nail file?
934
00:27:42,471 --> 00:27:44,729
Cos we just put some butter in your
935
00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:45,729
restore summit.
936
00:27:45,730 --> 00:27:47,789
Fork's sake, you're the brains of the
937
00:27:47,790 --> 00:27:48,509
app, aren't you?
938
00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:50,089
There's no-one better could help.
939
00:27:50,090 --> 00:27:52,190
What do they all up to outside?
940
00:27:52,191 --> 00:27:52,989
Nothing.
941
00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:54,349
Just...
942
00:27:54,350 --> 00:27:55,400
Nothing.
943
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,270
Can't see anything.
944
00:27:58,271 --> 00:27:59,429
Hang on, hang on!
945
00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:00,189
There's something!
946
00:28:00,190 --> 00:28:00,849
There's something!
947
00:28:00,850 --> 00:28:01,729
What?
948
00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:02,589
We're safe.
949
00:28:02,590 --> 00:28:03,429
See, I've got it.
950
00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:04,089
It's a handle.
951
00:28:04,090 --> 00:28:05,529
And are you pulling it?
952
00:28:05,530 --> 00:28:06,829
Yeah, yeah, I'm pulling it.
953
00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:07,880
I'm pulling it.
954
00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:09,969
Ah, come on, Tom, I'll put your
955
00:28:09,970 --> 00:28:11,329
shoulder into it, will you?
956
00:28:11,330 --> 00:28:13,349
I've got it moving a little bit, yeah.
957
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:13,789
Yes!
958
00:28:13,790 --> 00:28:14,840
Come on, Tom!
959
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,370
It's coming loose!
960
00:28:16,371 --> 00:28:17,149
It's coming loose!
961
00:28:17,150 --> 00:28:18,109
Ah!
962
00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,370
Jesus fuck!
963
00:28:19,371 --> 00:28:19,929
Christ!
964
00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:21,530
What the fuck was this man?
965
00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:23,210
He's released a toilet tank.
966
00:28:23,211 --> 00:28:23,909
Yeah.
967
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,010
I never knew there was such a thing in there.
968
00:28:26,011 --> 00:28:27,109
Jesus Christ.
969
00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:27,889
You don't use a toilet?
970
00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:29,570
Never in the caravan, Mina.
971
00:28:29,610 --> 00:28:30,990
That's fucking disgusting.
972
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,470
That's unhygienic.
973
00:28:32,850 --> 00:28:33,900
Oh.
974
00:28:33,901 --> 00:28:34,689
Hi, Tomo.
975
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:35,740
You OK?
976
00:28:36,210 --> 00:28:38,029
So Cardy says Francis has his cash
977
00:28:38,030 --> 00:28:38,969
under the caravan.
978
00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:40,020
Oh, Jesus.
979
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,210
There's no cash under there, Dolan.
980
00:28:43,211 --> 00:28:44,469
What the fuck happened to him?
981
00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:45,269
Oh, Jesus.
982
00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:46,320
Tile emptied on him.
983
00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:48,080
You all right, Tomo?
984
00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:49,880
Oh, yeah.
985
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:52,130
Just sort of processing.
986
00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,949
Maybe Francis left money somewhere else
987
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,000
in the caravan.
988
00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:57,830
Yeah, probably, yeah.
989
00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:05,410
Carly, what are you supposed to be doing?
990
00:29:05,930 --> 00:29:08,109
Put the fucking crisps down and look
991
00:29:08,110 --> 00:29:08,829
for the money!
992
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,189
All these years I've been trying to get
993
00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:11,709
my own back and that tight-bastard
994
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:14,030
brother of mine in his cash was here somewhere.
995
00:29:14,031 --> 00:29:15,209
If we find the money, you're not
996
00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:16,069
getting a cut of it.
997
00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:16,549
What?
998
00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:18,069
You fucking deserve a cut after all the
999
00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:18,969
shit he put me through.
1000
00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:20,070
What are you on about?
1001
00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:21,550
You've just been rescued.
1002
00:29:21,810 --> 00:29:23,850
You don't get a cut if you've been rescued.
1003
00:29:23,851 --> 00:29:25,289
I don't make the rules, I just
1004
00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:25,909
implement them.
1005
00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:27,529
Guys, there's no money here anyway.
1006
00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:28,849
We search every fucking inch.
1007
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,189
Oh, shit, I was so sure it was here, like...
1008
00:29:31,190 --> 00:29:32,649
Francis would never leave it somewhere
1009
00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:34,089
where we can easily just stumble upon
1010
00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:34,869
it, like...
1011
00:29:34,870 --> 00:29:35,709
Well, we're gonna have to go and get
1012
00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:37,229
the tools to come back and release Dolan.
1013
00:29:37,230 --> 00:29:38,069
What?
1014
00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:39,270
You can't leave me here!
1015
00:29:39,271 --> 00:29:40,749
They're coming for me first thing in
1016
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:41,349
the morning!
1017
00:29:41,350 --> 00:29:42,989
They're gonna force me to marry me!
1018
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,130
Please don't!
1019
00:29:44,131 --> 00:29:44,849
Please!
1020
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,510
Okay, Dolan, all right, I'm gonna weep now.
1021
00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:49,390
Brilla, don't forget your reading.
1022
00:29:49,391 --> 00:29:50,829
Oh, Dolan, will you fucking man up,
1023
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:51,589
will you?
1024
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:52,309
Come on.
1025
00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:52,769
See you.
1026
00:29:52,770 --> 00:29:53,970
Yeah, well, see you then.
1027
00:29:54,590 --> 00:29:55,640
Love you loads.
1028
00:29:56,770 --> 00:29:58,369
You're my precious sweet peach.
1029
00:29:58,370 --> 00:29:59,690
He's fucking cheered up.
1030
00:29:59,691 --> 00:30:00,189
He's gone.
1031
00:30:00,190 --> 00:30:01,429
You're a badass, Mum, you know.
1032
00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:02,569
You're my brandy...
1033
00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:03,620
...brandy vermouth.
1034
00:30:03,621 --> 00:30:04,989
I can't see it.
1035
00:30:04,990 --> 00:30:06,310
Well, you're a badass, Dad.
1036
00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:08,000
Vincent O'Neil.
1037
00:30:08,221 --> 00:30:10,229
Flirting.
1038
00:30:10,230 --> 00:30:11,280
Mm-hmm.
1039
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:12,820
You coming in?
1040
00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:19,070
Yeah, definitely.
1041
00:30:20,810 --> 00:30:22,290
You know what?
1042
00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:24,620
It's Ashley.
1043
00:30:25,850 --> 00:30:26,900
Of course it is.
1044
00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:28,120
Go on.
1045
00:30:28,121 --> 00:30:29,109
Shit.
1046
00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:33,349
What do you want you we need a toe soon
1047
00:30:33,350 --> 00:30:37,969
as possible please of course You need
1048
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:43,669
to go okay, sorry So sorry, I'll see
1049
00:30:43,670 --> 00:30:44,269
you tomorrow.
1050
00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:44,789
All right.
1051
00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,929
I fancy your loads night loads and
1052
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:54,830
loads Fucking where are you then?
1053
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,940
Excuse me, can you stay back please, Tommel?
1054
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:04,110
You stink bad.
1055
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,390
Harold, tell him.
1056
00:31:05,391 --> 00:31:06,059
Stay back.
1057
00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:07,200
You're fucking rancid.
1058
00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:08,899
And Dolan, can you push a bit higher?
1059
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,840
We're after fucking saving you.
1060
00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:15,479
Right, Vin's gonna meet us with Jim and
1061
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,530
his tractor.
1062
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,280
On Steve Lane.
1063
00:31:18,281 --> 00:31:19,799
Where the fuck is Steve Lane?
1064
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,180
Steve Lane, that's fucking two fields away.
1065
00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:24,559
This is stupid, we're gonna get caught.
1066
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,679
We're not gonna get caught.
1067
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,480
You don't stop your fucking griping.
1068
00:31:27,481 --> 00:31:29,039
Dolan!
1069
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,460
I love you.
1070
00:31:30,461 --> 00:31:31,359
I want you.
1071
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:32,700
I can't wait for tomorrow.
1072
00:31:32,731 --> 00:31:34,179
Don't laugh.
1073
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:34,859
Don't.
1074
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:36,680
It's bad luck before the wedding.
1075
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:38,920
I want him to see how beautiful I look.
1076
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,560
I just love him so much.
1077
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,450
Wait.
1078
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:45,980
You're taking the caravan.
1079
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,680
Fucking bastards!
1080
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,320
Let it out!
1081
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,970
No!
1082
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:54,200
He's trying to escape!
1083
00:31:54,201 --> 00:31:55,719
Come on!
1084
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,480
He's behind, man.
1085
00:31:57,481 --> 00:31:58,339
He's behind!
1086
00:31:58,340 --> 00:31:59,139
He's behind!
1087
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:00,190
Come on, come on!
1088
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,200
Help!
1089
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:05,540
They're shooting at us!
1090
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,360
There's ten rolling down the hill!
1091
00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:09,099
Get in place!
1092
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:09,659
Get over here!
1093
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:10,710
Shut up!
1094
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,060
That's a push!
1095
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:15,120
Keep moving!
1096
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,350
Push!
1097
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,180
Sorry, Uncle, you're on your own!
1098
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,050
Get in!
1099
00:32:21,051 --> 00:32:22,279
Get in!
1100
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:22,939
Run, run, run!
1101
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:25,780
No, no, no, no, no!
1102
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:29,800
Run, run, run!
1103
00:32:29,801 --> 00:32:30,839
Run, run, run!
1104
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,639
Hold on there, boy!
1105
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,379
Run!
1106
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:35,019
No, no, no, no!
1107
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,070
No, no, no, no!
1108
00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:38,040
Go, go, go!
1109
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,760
Why are you smiling?
1110
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,010
Why are you smiling?
1111
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:48,460
Why are you smiling?
1112
00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:50,640
Tell me you're fucking serious!
1113
00:32:50,711 --> 00:32:52,499
Oh, no!
1114
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,550
Fucking hell!
1115
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,250
You!
1116
00:32:56,171 --> 00:32:57,519
You!
1117
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,570
Fuck you, anyway!
1118
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,860
Oh, the golden ticket!
1119
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,210
The golden ticket!
1120
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,300
That's worth 50 grand, lad!
1121
00:33:07,301 --> 00:33:08,859
The ticket!
1122
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:09,910
The golden ticket!
1123
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,380
What the fuck?
1124
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,480
Oh, no, the golden ticket!
1125
00:33:14,481 --> 00:33:15,499
That's worth 50 grand!
1126
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,550
The golden ticket!
1127
00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:50,559
I can't believe you've let Tyler drive
1128
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,659
the fucking death trap.
1129
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:52,960
A fucking deathtrap?
1130
00:33:52,961 --> 00:33:55,119
He wasn't a deathtrap when you was his
1131
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,159
age, was he?
1132
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,440
It was all right then.
1133
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:59,720
You just shut up, wittering, you old cow.
1134
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,260
What the fuck?
1135
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:03,920
There's Doolan, holding the fridge door.
1136
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,770
Hi, there, Doolan.
1137
00:34:09,990 --> 00:34:12,170
Oh, you fucking stink, Samuel.
1138
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:15,330
What the fuck?
1139
00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:17,289
We found the golden ticket, man, but
1140
00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:19,010
now the McGwiggins have got it.
1141
00:34:19,011 --> 00:34:20,749
We couldn't find any hidden money.
1142
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,849
We found Doolan, he got hit in the face
1143
00:34:22,850 --> 00:34:24,489
with a fridge door, and now we all
1144
00:34:24,490 --> 00:34:27,009
stink of old poo because Tomo's
1145
00:34:27,010 --> 00:34:28,709
deliberately rubbing up against us!
1146
00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:30,349
Fucking get it together, we've got to
1147
00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:31,449
get the fuck out of here now.
1148
00:34:31,450 --> 00:34:32,500
Come on!
1149
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,880
CHEERING All right, style it out.
1150
00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:40,390
Style it out.
1151
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,630
Just gonna walk with dogs.
1152
00:34:47,510 --> 00:34:49,050
It's fucking roaned.
1153
00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:51,450
Well, you know, I mean, Christ.
1154
00:34:51,451 --> 00:34:53,349
She's been through the bloody mill, but
1155
00:34:53,350 --> 00:34:55,290
that is still a very good workhorse.
1156
00:34:56,991 --> 00:35:00,209
I won't say it's ruined, do you know
1157
00:35:00,210 --> 00:35:00,789
what I mean?
1158
00:35:00,790 --> 00:35:01,840
I would.
1159
00:35:01,841 --> 00:35:03,469
You trashed it, so you won't be getting
1160
00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:04,069
ten grand.
1161
00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:05,450
Bit of appetite, isn't it?
1162
00:35:06,990 --> 00:35:08,370
Never were worth ten grand.
1163
00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:09,860
Oi!
1164
00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:10,940
Shut your hole, you.
1165
00:35:10,941 --> 00:35:11,489
Yeah.
1166
00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:12,489
Very angry, isn't it?
1167
00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:13,540
Angry, angry.
1168
00:35:13,541 --> 00:35:14,549
Shall we fuck off?
1169
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:15,630
He repressed himself.
1170
00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:16,820
He's leaving.
1171
00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:17,900
He's got rage.
1172
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:24,370
Come on, you stinkin' bitch.
1173
00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:52,150
MUSIC PLAYS Are you all right, Franny Yappie?
1174
00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:54,609
You'll have to buy her a new fridge, as
1175
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:55,429
all eyes know us.
1176
00:35:55,430 --> 00:35:56,569
You're not seriously putting her back
1177
00:35:56,570 --> 00:35:57,789
in that shit-hole caravan.
1178
00:35:57,790 --> 00:36:00,190
That woman is very fond of her wagon.
1179
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:03,350
Stomp, stomp, Hagrid, you know.
1180
00:36:03,710 --> 00:36:04,910
Ha-ha-ha-ha, Hagrid.
1181
00:36:04,990 --> 00:36:06,310
Never mind fucking Hagrid.
1182
00:36:06,311 --> 00:36:08,829
I reckon we should feel good there.
1183
00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:10,630
We've done a really good thing there.
1184
00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:11,910
Fucking hero stuff.
1185
00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,630
Now then, come here to me, you.
1186
00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:15,189
She's the apple of me eye, you know.
1187
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:16,430
Gorgeous woman.
1188
00:36:16,431 --> 00:36:18,069
Are you happy you got your wagon back?
1189
00:36:18,070 --> 00:36:19,870
Fucking state it is.
1190
00:36:19,871 --> 00:36:21,569
You right on with your bullshit?
1191
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,450
No, I don't, and it's not shit.
1192
00:36:23,990 --> 00:36:25,070
You all right, honey?
1193
00:36:25,361 --> 00:36:27,409
Sit down, love.
1194
00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:28,109
OK, great grand?
1195
00:36:28,110 --> 00:36:28,449
Yeah.
1196
00:36:28,450 --> 00:36:30,250
She's got her own vibe, haven't she?
1197
00:36:30,370 --> 00:36:31,420
Yes, thank you.
1198
00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:33,050
Oh, that's nice.
1199
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:35,690
Now, wrecking the gaff.
1200
00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:38,910
Hey, what's the petra for, great-grand?
1201
00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:41,490
Oh, shit.
1202
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,000
Ooh.
1203
00:36:47,510 --> 00:36:49,250
After all that.
1204
00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:51,140
Get out.
1205
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:52,710
What the fuck?
1206
00:36:53,830 --> 00:36:55,570
What the fuck?
1207
00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:57,689
She's only gone and done it.
1208
00:36:57,690 --> 00:36:58,950
The caravans!
1209
00:36:59,390 --> 00:37:00,630
The fucking money!
1210
00:37:00,631 --> 00:37:02,149
No!
1211
00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:03,200
Fuck!
1212
00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:04,840
No!
1213
00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:06,320
Fuck!
1214
00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:09,570
Oh Christ is off that caravan now.
1215
00:37:09,571 --> 00:37:11,269
Fuck!
1216
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,250
I've never seen him so fucking obsessed.
1217
00:37:13,630 --> 00:37:15,750
Well, that's somewhat at least.
1218
00:37:15,751 --> 00:37:17,249
Who would you read this to?
1219
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,300
Fuck!
1220
00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:19,580
You fuck!
1221
00:37:20,090 --> 00:37:21,140
No!
1222
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:23,300
Fuck!
1223
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:25,300
Fuck!
1224
00:37:25,430 --> 00:37:26,480
You fuck!
1225
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,020
It's nice to meet you, Erin.
1226
00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:39,720
Yeah, you too.
1227
00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:42,570
I've heard a lot about you.
1228
00:37:43,150 --> 00:37:44,200
Oh yeah, I'm sure.
1229
00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:48,109
Why do you think Vinnie wanted you to
1230
00:37:48,110 --> 00:37:49,160
come today?
1231
00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:53,679
I guess he wants you to explain why
1232
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,320
he's such a monstrous fuck-up.
1233
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,760
No, there's a challenge.
1234
00:37:59,761 --> 00:38:01,479
Mr.
1235
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,299
Rabbit Man here took my money for a
1236
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:05,139
snow white bunny rabbit and on the day
1237
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:06,919
of my Laura's birthday he says, there
1238
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,559
is problem.
1239
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,120
I'll get you a white bunny.
1240
00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:13,239
Oh fucking hell, what the fuck were you
1241
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,920
thinking driving so recklessly?
1242
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,740
Look at the size of this bastard.
1243
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,080
Can I have him back now?
1244
00:38:18,081 --> 00:38:19,559
You don't have to do this if you don't
1245
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,279
want to.
1246
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:20,999
No I don't.
1247
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,020
I have to do it for me and for Carol.
1248
00:38:29,580 --> 00:38:32,980
I've got so much trouble in my mind
1249
00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:41,929
I've got so much trouble in my mind
1250
00:38:41,930 --> 00:38:46,749
Give me the strength to carry on Give
1251
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:50,549
me the strength to carry on Cause
1252
00:38:50,550 --> 00:38:53,150
everything I've got is just about gone
1253
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,750
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