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Oh...
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Aha.
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Hal, could you replace
that light bulb in the kitchen?
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What does it look like
I'm doing?!
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Here we are, Bernard.
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This is my cage.
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Are you serious?
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Mom, Dad...
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This is Bernard.
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He's the hamster
from my class.
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Remember? It's my weekend
to take care of him.
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Dewey, please.
This isn't a good time.
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I just want you to see how good
I could be at taking care him.
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Just like how good I would be
at taking care of a dog.
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I don't know
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if I mentioned
that all the other kids
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in the neighborhood have dogs.
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Honey, your father and I
need to talk.
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I saw a nice one
at the pet store.
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He's half Great Dane
and something else.
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I could name him Jeff and...
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Go play in your room!
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Okay.
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I'll put your cage right here,
Bernard.
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Sorry I talked about wanting
a dog in front of you.
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Is your brain big enough
to get your feelings hurt?
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Me neither.
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But don't worry, I'll still
take really good care of you.
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Bernard?
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But, Hal, I thought you were
just getting a routine check-up.
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That's when they usually
find these things.
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Can't they
do anything?
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No, not until they get
the biopsy back.
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There you are.
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You can't call
that a shortcut!
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A shortcut has
to be shorter!
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REESE:
Says who?
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Says the word!
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No, a shortcut is just when
you don't use regular streets.
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So, according to you,
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if it took 150 years
to cross the street,
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just as long as you went
through some bushes and trees,
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that would qualify
as a shortcut?
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God, you hate being wrong.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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What is wrong
with you?!
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Look at that floor!
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Oh, sorry.
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How many times
have I told you
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don't track mud
into this house?!
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We'll clean it up.
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That's not good enough!
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You're grounded
for a week!
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What?!
You can't do that.
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It's just some
stupid footprints.
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You want to be
grounded for two weeks?
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Dad?
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You heard your mother!
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This is ridiculous!
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You're being totally unfair!
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Just because Malcolm
got mud on his shoes
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and thoughtlessly
tracked it through the house
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doesn't mean he should
be grounded.
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Go to your room. Now!
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What is her problem?
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Mom and Dad--
their lives are so boring
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they have to invent
stuff to be upset about.
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Are you the biggest idiot
to ever walk this Earth?
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Good morning.
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What'd I tell you
to do, jackass?
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To paint the kitchen.
Which I'm doing.
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What kind of a moron
paints a kitchen white?
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You want to see
all the dirt?
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What do they teach you
in college, anyway?
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For your information,
I'm a high school dropout.
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And I used the paint
that you set out for me.
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I moved that paint
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so you could get
to the green, idiot.
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Now, you're going
to do this over.
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I don't care if you're
here all night doing it.
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What?!
That paint you wasted
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is coming out of your pay.
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Maybe I should
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just paint it the same color
as your dye job.
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What?
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He didn't say anything.
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I said...
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maybe I should just paint it
the same color as your dye job,
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you sagging, leathery,
hatchet-faced,
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dried-up old hag.
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All right, college boy,
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you want it, you got it.
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I'm going to kick your ass.
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Excuse me?
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I'm kicking your ass.
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You don't ever
disrespect me like that.
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Francis, what
are you doing?
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You can't challenge
Lavernia to a fight.
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I didn't
challenge anybody.
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Hey, Lavernia's fighting
college boy!
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MAN:
We got an opening
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Sunday at 2:00
before Mass.
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Sunday, 2:00--
your ass, my foot.
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This is insane.
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There's no way
I'm going to fight a woman.
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If I don't mind,
why should you?
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Did you see
what she did there?
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She as much as
called him a woman.
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It's going to be
a bloodbath.
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Yeah, you're right, Dewey.
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When was the last time
we played ball?
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I don't know.
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Sometimes life just
gets away from you
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and you forget the things
that are really important.
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This is crazy.
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I have enough
on my mind
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without worrying about you
boys and your shenanigans.
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But, Mom...
You and your brother
are not to leave this room.
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I don't want to see you,
I don't want to hear you,
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I don't want to so much
as sense your presence...
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For crying out loud, Reese!
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There's a mirror
right there!
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Believe me, I am going
to watch that door like a hawk.
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What's her problem?
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This can't just
be about the mud.
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There's something
else going on.
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What have you
done lately?
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The Richardsons' fire,
the Blodgets' windshield,
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the Sampsons' fire,
the Jacksons' fire.
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Nothing she knows about.
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This sucks.
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Well, if you can't do the time,
then don't do the crime.
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See you Monday.
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Hey, moron.
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Do you know
what tomorrow night is?
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Christine Maxton's party.
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What? That's this weekend?
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Yeah, and her sister Gina's
bringing all their friends
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from Catholic school.
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I love those girls.
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I hear they tongue kiss
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whether they like you or not.
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It's like
shaking hands to them.
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It's some kind
of cultural thing.
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We have to go.
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Reese, if I show you a way
we can go to the party,
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do you promise never
to let anyone find out,
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even though
you're an idiot?
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I swear.
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Okay.
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I was saving this
for a life-or-death emergency.
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Or a really, really good party.
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Tell me!
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No way. I'm not
hitting Mom with that.
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Reese, tomorrow night, after
everyone's gone to bed,
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we take out the floorboard
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and sneak outside
through the crawl space.
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Wow. Tunneling out
of our own room.
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She can't
lock us in anymore.
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Mom's powerless.
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Yeah, now she's just
a crazy old lady
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we happen to live with.
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Thanks, Dewey!
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There's Dewey.
Let's hurt him, fellow idiot.
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Yes, I hate him for
his handsomeness.
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Hi, Dewey.
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Hi, Lance.
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Well, what do you know.
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It's Bernard.
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Let me see him.
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You can't have him.
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That's all right,
I can wait.
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Next week is
my turn to have him.
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We're going to have
a lot of fun.
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You cannot keep the hamster.
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He belongs to the class.
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But he won't be safe.
Dewey, I know you take
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good care of him, but
you have to share him
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with your friends.
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Lance is not my friend.
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He tore Billy's shirt off
after school, and...
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Hello! Yes, this is he!
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He killed a frog
and brought it
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to school and showed everybody.
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Dewey, I said no!
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Do you want to be grounded
like your brothers?
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No.
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Man, I've never seen Lavernia
this worked up for a fight.
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You mean she's done this before?
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In the two months
I've been here,
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she's fought five guys.
Consider yourself lucky
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you got some warning.
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You know Big Don
from accounting?
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The guy with one ear?
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Yeah. He was going to the privy,
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and she dropped on him
just like a spider.
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What is wrong with her?!
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We were just having
a stupid little argument.
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How did it suddenly
turn into a fight?
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That's how we
settle things up there.
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There are three other fights
scheduled for tomorrow.
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Four.
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Ned cut in front of Daryl
at the mess line.
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Well, I hate
to disappoint you guys,
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but I'm not fighting Lavernia.
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Really?
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Are you sure?
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No, no, he'll fight her.
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No, I won't.
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Thank you!
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Hey, fellas, looks like
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we're going to have us
a coward's cotillion!
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I'll get the dogs ready.
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I'll sharpen
the pig-sticker.
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Wait-wait-wait.
What are you talking about?
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Look, fighting's the only
entertainment we get up here.
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You've seen our TV reception.
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So if somebody cheats
the boys out of a fight,
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they have a
coward's cotillion.
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What the hell
is a coward's cotillion?!
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Oh, it's always
a little different.
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You never know
what kind of animal
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the blood's going to attract.
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So my choices are,
I have to fight a woman
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or do this stupid
cotillion thing?
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Well...
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there's always
the howdy stranger.
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How can they make us
wait another 24 hours?
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Apparently they're
shorthanded at the lab.
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Don't they realize
this is someone's life?
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Don't worry, Bernard.
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This is for the best.
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I'm setting you free.
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You won't have to worry
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about anyone being mean
to you anymore.
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Come on, Bernard, run.
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Run like the wind.
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You have to do this, Bernard.
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It's for your own good.
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I'll be okay.
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Go on.
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I don't want you anymore.
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I don't like you.
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I never did.
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Go on.
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Go on, you dumb old hamster.
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Bye, Bernard.
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Booby-trapped?
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A broom handle
tied to a string of tin cans.
262
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,788
A classic.
263
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,589
You know,
if Mom ever trusted us,
264
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,892
I think she'd be
pleasantly surprised.
265
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,761
Yeah, we're basically good kids.
266
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,296
She's so unreasonable.
267
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,066
You almost ready?
268
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,167
Just a sec.
269
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,369
Will you come on?
270
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,882
Remember, if anyone asks,
I'm a junior in college.
271
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,026
My boys.
272
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,568
You don't know
how lucky you are.
273
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,904
Everything is new.
274
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,805
Everything is open to you.
275
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,741
Please don't ever
take that for granted.
276
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:05,012
Make every moment
the best you possibly can.
277
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:10,350
God, I am so proud
of all of you.
278
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,455
You kids are the best thing
I've ever done.
279
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,527
You'll never know
how much I love you.
280
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,199
Maybe you're not supposed to.
281
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,406
Sleep well, my little angels.
282
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,416
This was amazing.
283
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,352
I made out
with a sophomore.
284
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,420
I am so far
ahead of schedule.
285
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,190
Did you see the TV set fly
off the roof into the pool?
286
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,392
That was me.
287
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,632
Man, I hope we get
grounded next weekend.
288
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,746
How dare you?!
289
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,382
How dare you defy us like that?!
290
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,450
Well, we wouldn't have
had to if you hadn't been
291
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,286
ridiculously hard over a
little mud on the floor!
292
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,554
You two
are the most ungrateful,
293
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,791
badly-behaved,
inconsiderate boys ever born!
294
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,994
How could you
be so heartless?!
295
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,129
What is heartless
about going to a party
296
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,763
with a bunch
of slutty girls?
297
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:31,764
Be cool.
298
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,566
You were at a party?
299
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,335
While we were
here worrying?!
300
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,570
Can I have a napkin?
301
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,772
I cannot believe you two!
302
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,608
All right, that's it!
303
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,844
You are grounded for the rest
of the school year!
304
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:45,845
You can't do that!
305
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,347
You're crazy!
306
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,782
You do not talk to your
mother that way ever!
307
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,751
You will show her
nothing but the love
308
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,155
and respect she deserves,
whether I am here or not!
309
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,356
This family sucks!
310
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,258
You are ruining our lives!
311
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,892
I wish you were dead!
312
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,469
What was that
all about?
313
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,937
I don't know.
314
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,474
She usually just says,
"I'm taking you with me."
315
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,846
Lavernia, I want
to tell you something.
316
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,314
We'll talk at 2:00.
317
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,616
No, I'm going to tell you
this right now.
318
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,651
I hate your guts.
319
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,519
You are the most horrible person
320
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,987
I have ever met.
321
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,723
You are mean, sadistic,
twisted and spiteful.
322
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,525
And I owe you an apology.
323
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,894
Because what I said to you
324
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,329
didn't have anything
to do with that;
325
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,031
it was just a cheap shot
about your looks
326
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,533
and you don't deserve that--
no one deserves that.
327
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,003
You're right.
328
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,872
Thank you.
329
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,075
What the hell are we
doing this for, anyway?
330
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,009
This isn't going
to solve anything.
331
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:53,080
We're just putting on a show
for bunch of slack-jawed idiots.
332
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,382
I don't know if you think you
have to prove something to them
333
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,983
because you're a woman,
but you don't.
334
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,718
You came up here
all alone
335
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,653
and you built
a successful business
336
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,021
in this god-awful place.
337
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,656
You have accomplished plenty.
338
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,825
Oh, my God.
339
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,560
You're coming on to me.
340
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,761
What?
341
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,097
Well, you better
peddle your sugar
342
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,499
to somebody else, 'cause
this bee ain't buying.
343
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,599
What?!
344
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,068
The last thing I need
345
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,569
is some young punk
frolicking in my nethers.
346
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,439
You don't listen to...
347
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,340
I try to talk to you...
348
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,276
Ew!
349
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,114
Do you hear anything?
350
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,581
Mom's still crying.
351
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,517
Did she ever
go to sleep?
352
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,686
Around 3:00, she went from
sobbing to a quiet whimper.
353
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,389
I'm telling you, she's just
trying to psych us out.
354
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,390
I don't think so.
355
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,192
I mean,
when was the last time
356
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,094
you heard Dad yell
and Mom cry?
357
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,362
You're right.
358
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,297
Something really
weird is going on.
359
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,766
They've been
whispering a lot, too.
360
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,501
I just figured it out.
361
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:53,373
Oh, no... oh, no!
362
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,811
Come on. Come on.
363
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,413
Big hit. Big hit.
Oh, come on.
364
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,753
I've never seen
her like this.
365
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:07,954
What do you expect?
366
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,556
The boy tried
to jump in bed with her
367
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,324
without so much
as a "howdy-do."
368
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,393
Dude, she's killing you.
369
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,427
Do something.
370
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,796
I will not hit a woman.
371
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:17,930
Well, then here, take this.
372
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,566
What is it?
Screwdriver.
373
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,833
Jab and twist.
374
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,835
I'm not using a screw...
375
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,510
Fight... back.
376
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,644
Fight...
377
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,413
back!
378
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,014
Lavernia, ease up on the boy.
379
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,816
His only crime was loving you.
380
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,152
You disgust me.
381
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,621
You better run
home to mama
382
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,855
so she can kiss your tears away
383
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,024
and make you cocoa
and tell you...
384
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,495
For your information,
385
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,630
my mother's a tormenting
control freak,
386
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,800
and it would never even
occur to her to make me cocoa.
387
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,015
You're going down,
college boy.
388
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,718
Bring it on, you toad.
389
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,094
Ed, Daryl, you're up.
390
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,764
Somebody help me
clear this floor.
391
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,576
All right, I'll get the camera.
392
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,015
Remember,
if anyone at school asks,
393
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,517
you're name's Bernard.
394
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,887
You like carrots
and having your tummy scratched.
395
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,357
HAL:
Well, I need to know.
396
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,058
No. We have been
waiting for hours.
397
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,695
Now, please...
398
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,697
Negative?! Negative!
399
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,932
That's the good one, right?
400
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,768
Yes! Thank you. Oh, God.
401
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:44,577
If Mom does a load of blankets,
I'll bring you a friend.
402
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,615
Mom, Dad,
we have something to say.
403
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,951
We know why you've been
crying so much lately.
404
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,953
You don't have to
protect us from this.
405
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,255
We think getting a
divorce is a great idea.
406
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,391
What?
You don't
have to stay
407
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,892
together for us--
we've known for years
408
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,893
your marriage was a sham.
409
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,094
REESE:
I mean, clearly
410
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,963
your relationship
isn't working.
411
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,333
Mom, you need someone who's
going to control you better.
412
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,800
And Dad needs
someone younger.
413
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,636
MALCOLM: You both
deserve some happiness.
414
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,938
In fact, I think
we all do.
415
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,272
Amen to that.
416
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,508
So I guess we
should be going
417
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,909
to a motel with
Dad or something?
418
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,977
Our bags are packed.
419
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,111
And don't worry, Mom,
420
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,580
you'll still be
part of our lives.
421
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,981
We'll see you
every other weekend,
422
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,983
and feel free
to call us anytime.
423
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,357
We've already discussed it.
424
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,925
I get full custody.
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