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What are you
gonna do differently?
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You say the boys are gonna
play like you but the chirping,
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and the lumber, and
the running around
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have always been your game.
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So, if I keep this team going,
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how're you gonna
raise your game?
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What are you gonna
do differently?
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This team
will never lose again.
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Welcome to another edition
of "Questionable Call"
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brought to you by
BROdude Energy.
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I'm your host, Anik Archambault,
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along with our panelists,
Tessa Bonhomme,
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Jay Onrait, and the
man they call RA.
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Mesdames and messieurs,
why save the best for last?
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We're leading with
these peckerheads now?
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I take it you saw the
most recent installment
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of Bulldogs Mic'd Up?
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Oui, monsieur. And
here are my personal
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highlights from last week's bout
with the hicks from Timmins.
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Hey, how'd that corn
come in, Apeldoorn?
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She knee-high by
the 4th of July?
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Hey, you ever see any
crop circles out there or?
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Hey, when you're driving
by a field of cows,
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how hard is it to
not just pull over
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- and rope one of 'em right there?
- Fuck you, Shoresy!
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There's entertainment
value, I'll give you that.
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Tight competition. But
the best stuff comes
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when they play
Keller in North Bay.
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Holy fuck, Keller,
did that C get even bigger?
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Should sell ads on that thing.
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You know what might look nice
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is some overhead
lights right here.
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Put a missing kid on
there, ya fuckin' loser!
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I love those Keller
exchanges too,
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but you cannot beat the Soo.
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Hey, those visors
come any darker?
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I can still kinda see
how fuckin' ugly ya are.
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Is there an eclipse tonight?
I can see your old lady
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in the stands up there. You
should put one of those on her.
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- Are they still undefeated?
- Shoresy vowed the team
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would never lose
again. And well...
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They're all losers in the NOSHO.
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After dropping the
final game of the season
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to the Soo Cyclones last year,
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the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs
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swept the playoffs
to win the league.
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Damn shame the National
Senior Tournament
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was cancelled. They
were on a heater!
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- They still are.
- You bet, Tessa!
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The Bulldogs are on a
20-game win streak this year,
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looking to win the final four
contest for a perfect season.
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Never done before in the NOSHO.
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They've got the
whole team buzzin'
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but big individual efforts, too.
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Michaels is the best
goalie in the NOSHO,
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and JJ Frankie JJ leads
the league in goals!
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- Frankie's on top of the world.
- Yeah, but they've got the new
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American expansion team
twice and they're a handful.
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You know, only in the NOSHO
could there exist two teams
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from the Soo. Soo, Ontario,
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and then, I didn't
even know there was...
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- Soo, Michigan, baby.
- Yes, the NOSHO
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- is now a five-team league.
- Yeah, but here's the problem,
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they've spent the entire
season humiliating the rest
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of the league on the internet.
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They're putting a giant
target on their back.
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Four games
left on the campaign,
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Timmins, North Bay,
Soo Michigan at home,
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then Soo Michigan
again stateside.
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You know they're
all dying to spoil this
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for the Bulldogs.
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They've got bigger problems.
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Not to sound like
the Bobfather here
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but you think Shoresy
was bad last year
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trying to get them
outta the bottom.
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- Yes.
- I'm hearin' he's way worse
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this year tryin' to
keep 'em at the top.
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Whatever he's
doin', it's workin'.
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No one can pass the Bulldogs
for first place this year.
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They've got it locked up.
But with four games remaining
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and four wins away from
a record-breaking season,
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it's up to the Bulldogs.
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They can be the best team
in the league this year,
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or they can be the best
team in the league, ever.
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Sure, Anik. What
could go wrong?
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We're
hammerin' too much ass.
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- That's why we're here.
- Well, not me.
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- I know.
- Too many distractions,
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Shoresy. Priority
is a perfect season.
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Seriously, Nat, I want that
fuckin' record but like...
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I've got my priorities straight.
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- Sanger, don't be a pussy.
- But what, slut?
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But like, the boys are
right up against it.
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- Why?
- Well, one, we're on
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- a 20-game heater.
- And two?
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There's an impossible amount
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of good-looking
girls in Sudbury.
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Too bad all the dudes
are ugly, though.
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I was just gonna say,
Ziig, your hair looks legit
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- good like that.
- Yeah?
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But I still think way
more dudes'd be into me.
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- Guilty.
- Sanger... don't be a pussy.
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She's my girlfriend, my guy.
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Yeah, but ya don't gotta
be like... kee-he-he-he!
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I asked you to raise
your game last year.
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- Me?
- Oh, my God.
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You started working
hard away from the rink,
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throwing some weights around,
and I will give it to you, man,
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- you got jacked.
- It's the least I can do, Nat.
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Seriously, thank
you so much for...
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keepin' the team goin'.
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Tuck in your fuckin'
tampon string.
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You answered the call.
But then, you went above
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and beyond the call and you
got the rest of the team
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- jacked with you.
- What's good for the goose.
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Which brings us to the problem
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- of my own manufacturing.
- Hammerin' too much ass?
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- Yeah...
- Huh?
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They're top of the
league, defending champs,
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20-game heater, and they're
the most jacked team
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in the NOSHO. Can you imagine?
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Trust me, you can't.
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Got more ass than
Kellogg's got Corn Flakes.
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I can't help but feel
entirely responsible.
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- You are.
- You think?
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Well... if you don't
want the boys in snapper,
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definitely don't make us do
a calendar of sexy photos.
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- You're right.
- You're an idiot.
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I can't believe you got
'em to do that shit.
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That calendar's gonna bite
us in the ass one day, Nat.
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You look like such a fucking
goof in that thing, Shoresy.
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Ziig, you got a voice that
goes up one side of me
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- and right down the other.
- I've got a voice?
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Yeah, and a face
that makes me go, ah!
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The money from the calendars
will help fund our bid
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to host the National
Senior Tournament.
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It won't get
cancelled again now.
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- Brilliant move, ladies.
- Kee-he-he-he!
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What's good
for the goose.
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Four games left for
a perfect season.
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- Keep the boys focused, slut.
- I want that record.
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Make sure they get the message.
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That you want the record?
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The other one.
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You're
hammerin' too much ass.
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Well, I was more
talkin' to Goody.
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- Mkay.
- Dolo, you're hammerin'
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- way too much ass.
- Settle down.
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What am I, chopped liver?
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Well, they wheeled
more than you.
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You're some crooked
aren't ya, b'y?
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You ever have foie gras?
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Yeah, like Dolo
wheeled the most.
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- Goody's second.
- No, foie gras.
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And then, you well in third.
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B'ys, he's right rotted, he is.
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I'm not saying you're ugly,
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Hitch. That's not
what I'm sayin'.
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- Charitable of ya, me son.
- I'm just sayin'
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- you're the ugliest here.
- Lard Jeezus!
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- You got a dip?
- Bethany?
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- Yeah?
- Join us out
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where we're to, please?
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Bethany Dawn.
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Isn't it cute how he
calls me by my full name?
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If we're becomin' one,
I do ya the courtesy.
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Well, I only know your nickname.
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Well, his full
name's Ted Hitchcock.
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- It's kinda funny 'cause when...
- Who's the ugliest
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outta the b'ys here
where we're to?
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Shoresy.
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Now, go on in out of it, me son.
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- Sorry.
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
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- What's that, old man?
- Should be two outta three.
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Let's get on the go!
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Melodie?
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- Ooh.
- We got a nail-biter.
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Shoresy is
the ugliest guy here.
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All right, now we're out
the other end of 'er.
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Oh... Frankie is here.
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- Tit fucker.
- Frankie's here?
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Yeah, why do you
think it smells like
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- spaghetti carbonara?
- Tit fucker.
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Let's get some fuckin'
tandoori barbecue kebabs.
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I dunno about that Quebecer b'y.
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Last year left us
in a real pickle
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chasin' Laurence
Leboeuf back to Quebec.
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- Laurence Leboeuf?
- Laurence Leboeuf?
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- Well, would you chase 'er?
- Yes, b'y. You?
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Was a bit young but...
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You're still the
ugliest, Shoresy.
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I don't care.
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I think he
looks pretty good.
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Girl, no you don't.
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Yeah, too much Bailey's
in my coffee this morning.
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Just can't believe
you got them to do this shit.
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Ask and
you shall receive.
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They knew how
much ass would follow.
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Bingo.
Got us to 50% full.
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Bums in seats, baby.
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Impressive
numbers for senior hockey.
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But 50 ain't 75.
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Has Michaels been acting weird?
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Goalies
are always weird.
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The Wolves get so
many kids out to the games.
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I love seeing that. We need
to get more kids to the rink.
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Kids in sports
stay off the streets.
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Drugs kill dreams.
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Yeah.
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Let's focus on
the youth, ladies.
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Could
fucking puke. Ugly.
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The good
thing about the calendars
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is that none of us
looked too ugly.
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Sure, we're all in
top shape, b'ys.
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Why not put it up on a calendar?
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Yeah, like the calendars'll
always be there
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to remind us of a time
we weren't too ugly.
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One day we'll wish we're
still lookin' so good
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- as what we did.
- Settle down.
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But it's kinda funny.
It's like, I come in,
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I take my tarp off,
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and then, we had to take
all your pictures again
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because you didn't
have your tarps off.
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Didn't think of it, old man.
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Well, if I'm a broad lookin'
at a sexy calendar of dudes,
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I'm probably hopin' they
have their tarps off.
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Too hand to the game time
for a Martoonie, eh, me son?
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Those calendars are gonna
bite us in the ass one day,
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boys. All right,
who wants more?
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One, two, three, four,
fuckin' 500 probably.
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Tit fucker!
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Didn't think of the
grease downs either, old man.
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Hey, we got eight Apeldoorn's
on deck here, gents.
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Let's get focused here now.
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First time I've been
in a room wit a dozen
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or more greased up dudes, b'ys,
and might not be the last.
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00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,719
Well, if I'm a broad lookin'
at a calendar of sexy dudes
238
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,349
with their tarps off,
I'm probably hopin'
239
00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:01,119
- they're greased down too.
- Les Jims.
240
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,189
Oh, is that the Jims?
241
00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:03,359
- Yeah.
- Hey, Jim.
242
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,359
- Hello.
- Jim.
243
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,430
Sorry
we're late, Shoresy.
244
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,730
We were playing
Reach For The Top.
245
00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:08,499
All the b'ys with the
spray tans too, look.
246
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,799
Well, Dolo didn't get one.
247
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,569
For obvious reasons. Eh, Dolo?
248
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,569
It's pretty obvious why
you didn't get one, eh?
249
00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:14,839
And ain't it sum'in.
250
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,539
The Jims didn't lift
a single weight,
251
00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:18,469
kept der tarps on
the entire time,
252
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,679
and still might be d'most
popular of all the b'ys.
253
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,079
Now see, that idea was all me,
254
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,610
but how 'bout a little
focusin' here, boys?
255
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:25,710
- Let's get focused in here now.
- Wait, are we talkin' about
256
00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,519
puttin' them in their
jail guard uniforms?
257
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,179
Oh, see Hitch,
258
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:32,220
Fish would be the
ugliest guy in this room.
259
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:35,190
Be a lot less ugly if you were
still scorin' a goal a game.
260
00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,560
You know, I think
the uniforms gave...
261
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,490
Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
262
00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,829
Well, like, if I'm a broad
263
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,899
looking at a sexy calendar
of greased-down dudes
264
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,499
with their tarps off, I for sure
wouldn't mind a few rugged men
265
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,299
- in uniform sauced in there.
- Settle down.
266
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,940
Fuckin' bak'er right
into the cake, eh Jim?
267
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:49,899
- Yeah.
- Jim?
268
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,239
- Yes.
- Jim?
269
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,670
Traditionally, men in
uniform do pretty well
270
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,240
with broads, but you
should still ask them
271
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,739
how they're doing
the odd time, too.
272
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,579
Big
warm-up here, boys!
273
00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:58,910
Let's get the blood
flowin' here now!
274
00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,349
- Hey, Jim.
- Yeah.
275
00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,479
Hello.
276
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,649
- Jim.
- What's up, Dolo?
277
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:04,020
What's goin' on, buddy?
278
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:05,750
Trivia.
It's like a trivia...
279
00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:06,950
Shut the
fuck up, Michaels.
280
00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,519
We run a trivia league
at the jail, bro.
281
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,320
Mental game
starts in warm-up here, boys.
282
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,259
But ya calls it
283
00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:13,629
- Reach For De Top?
- Yeah.
284
00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:15,959
Reach For The Top's an
old Canadian TV game show.
285
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,530
But now it's just mostly
run out of high schools.
286
00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:20,429
And you run it outta
the jail, like with the inmates?
287
00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:21,840
No, with
the mouses, Fish.
288
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,440
Yeah, in teams of four.
The inmates compete
289
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,240
against each other but we
also have a team of four.
290
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,510
- Who's your fourth?
- Timmins Timber Kings, boys!
291
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,280
Let's get that fuckin' record!
292
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,449
Are you rolling?
293
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:33,949
Cory, are you rolling?
294
00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,479
Shoresy will get
going before warm-up
295
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,320
so you should always be
rolling when they hit the ice.
296
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,990
Actually, start rolling when
they're in the tunnel even.
297
00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,589
- I'm rolling.
- You know, if you clip
298
00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:44,729
your walkie mic to your shoulder
you can get to it a lot quicker.
299
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,189
You see how I got mine?
300
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,060
I'm not doing that.
301
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,429
- Why not?
- 'Cause I've never seen a guy
302
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,670
with a walkie clipped
to his shoulder
303
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,569
gettin' his dink
sucked.
304
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,340
Found your way outta the
corn maze, eh Apeldoorn,
305
00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:57,839
- ya fuckin' loser?
- Comin' for that streak, bud!
306
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,039
Hey, Bill Gates buying up
farmland around you guys too or?
307
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,309
Wearing number 8 for the
Timmins Timber Kings,
308
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:06,349
Mervin Emmanual Moses. What
a moment for this young man
309
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,279
as it is no doubt the greatest
moment of his entire life.
310
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,889
Hey, which one are you?
Fuckin' Elmer Isaac Ezekiel?
311
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,450
- You're dead.
- You're dead.
312
00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,659
- No, I'm-I'm gonna kill ya.
- I'm gonna kill you.
313
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,389
I'm serious, I'll
fuckin' kill ya, Shoresy.
314
00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:19,329
All right, first shift,
we kill each other.
315
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,829
- 20-game heater, ladies.
- Let's go, 21.
316
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,230
The eldest Apeldoorn's
been fighting everyone
317
00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:25,699
- on the home stretch.
- We'll play any way you want.
318
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,999
The luxury of having a full
squad of guys who will go.
319
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,739
The only real fight's between
our team to see who gets him.
320
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,839
- Well, not all of them will go.
- True.
321
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,039
Yeah, but the one who won't
will spear you in the face
322
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,409
before you get your mitts off.
323
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:38,580
Shoresy, you ready?
324
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:40,309
Give your balls a
tug, tit fucker.
325
00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,749
You're goin'! Yaa-hoo!
326
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,420
Frankie, you
ready?
327
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,219
You're goin'! Yaa-hoo!
328
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,349
- Goody, you ready?
- Let's fuckin' go, Sanger.
329
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:49,259
Good 'cause you're
goin'! - Yaa-hoo!
330
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,559
- Hitch, you ready?
- All hands, b'ys!
331
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,289
Good 'cause you're
goin'! - Yaa-hoo!
332
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,430
Dolo, run 'em up
and fill 'em in?
333
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,400
Good 'cause you're fuckin' goin!
334
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,369
- Yaa-hoo!
- The best goalie in the NOSHO,
335
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,270
- Michaels, are you ready?
- You're damn right, Sanger!
336
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,669
Good, 'cause you're
fuckin' goin'!
337
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:05,440
- Yaa-hoo!
- Pack mentality, boys!
338
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,299
Who's gonna
set the tone, boys?
339
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,569
Who's gonna fuckin' set it?!
340
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,680
Yeah!
341
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,489
Another goose egg for Michaels.
342
00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:30,659
Best goalie in the league.
343
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,189
He has been acting weird though.
344
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,630
Goalies are always weird.
345
00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,599
- What?
- Listen.
346
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,429
Fuck's sake!
347
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,600
We thought he was bad trying
to get us outta the bottom.
348
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,669
He is way worse trying
to keep us at the top.
349
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,680
You wanna chit-chat
350
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,009
with Apeldoorn between plays?
351
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:52,109
Go fuck him up the ass
and get it over with!
352
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:55,349
We only get fuckin' two on
the Timmins Timber Kings?
353
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,519
Half these guys worked
a fuckin' 12-hour shift.
354
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,589
We only get fuckin' two?
355
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,219
We've got the fuckin'
Yanks next week.
356
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,059
We have the fuckin'
Yanks next week!
357
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,690
Bet they're over there
with a bag of trans fats
358
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:06,229
havin' a good fuckin'
laugh at us. Hey!
359
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:07,729
You only get a
stick if you played
360
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:10,059
more than five minutes.
361
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,969
The useless don't get a stick
362
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,299
'cause the rest of ya can
only get two fuckin' tucks.
363
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:17,139
Fish! You used a get
a goal a fuckin' game.
364
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,409
- How many'd ya get tonight? Huh?
- Zero.
365
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:22,179
- And the game before that?
- Zero.
366
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,579
- And the game before that?
- Zero!
367
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,749
- You don't get one either!
- But they didn't get any.
368
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,250
Yeah, if it weren't
for fuckin' Michaels,
369
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,920
- the streak'd be over.
- Thank you, Shoresy.
370
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,550
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels!
- Two-nothing lead's
371
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,650
- the worst lead in hockey.
- And quit playin' the puck
372
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,519
so much. Think you're
fuckin' Marty Turco?
373
00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:39,229
We were flat as my
grade 4 girlfriend
374
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,729
before Jim stepped in.
375
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,430
Thanks, Shoresy. I think
any one of these guys
376
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,930
- would have done the same...
- Thanks, Jim!
377
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:46,769
What happened to "They don't
ask how, they ask how many?"
378
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,540
- I'm asking how many!
- He's asking how many!
379
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,400
- I'm asking how many!
- He's fucking asking how many!
380
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,170
- Two isn't fuckin' enough!
- Yeah!
381
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,740
- Is he all right?
- He's acting weird.
382
00:17:23,740 --> 00:17:25,169
Goalies
are always weird.
383
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,469
Two goals on Timmins?
384
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:28,310
I swear, if Frankie wasn't
tucking two a game...
385
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:31,410
- Frankie's on top of the world.
- Look at them.
386
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,480
No wonder they have
no legs in the third.
387
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,320
They already played
a period between the sheets.
388
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,649
Perks of
being number one.
389
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:37,889
Too many distractions.
390
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:38,989
Shoresy's on it.
391
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,450
You know he wants that
fucking record, Nat.
392
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,559
Look at you!
393
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,719
Go home, you're drunk.
394
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,659
Okay, Shoresy is
a dumb, ugly slut.
395
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,729
- Okay, she's back.
- Dumbest, ugliest slut
396
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:49,630
- we've got maybe.
- I knew she was still in there.
397
00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:51,969
But that dude commits.
398
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,669
Loves to win.
399
00:17:56,670 --> 00:17:57,969
Hates to lose.
400
00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:00,169
Doesn't matter how
long it takes to get it.
401
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:03,110
If he wants it, he'll work.
402
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,379
Guess the rest of them
just have to decide.
403
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:09,449
Yeah. Do they wanna be the
best team in the league
404
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,119
this year, or do they wanna be
405
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,119
the best team in
the league ever?
406
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,960
- Better decide quick.
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,059
'Cause they're comin'.
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