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[EERIE MUSIC]
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NARRATOR: You are about
to enter another dimension
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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind
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a journey into a wondrous
land of imagination.
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Next stop, the Twilight Zone.
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What you're looking at is a ghost
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once alive, but now deceased.
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Once upon a time,
it was a baseball stadium
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that housed a Major League ball club
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known as the Hoboken Zephyrs.
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Now it houses nothing but memories
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and a wind that stirs in the high grass
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of what was once an outfield.
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A wind that sometimes bears
a faint ghostly resemblance
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to the roar of a crowd
that once sat here.
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We're back in time now
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when the Hoboken Zephyrs
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were still a part of the National League
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and this mausoleum of memories
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was an honest-to-pete stadium.
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But since this is strictly
a story of make-believe
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it has to start this way.
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Once upon a time in Hoboken, New Jersey,
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it was tryout day.
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And though he's not yet on the field
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you're about to meet
a most unusual fellow.
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A left-handed pitcher
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named Casey.
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Grand-looking bunch of boys, huh?
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Were you expecting the all-stars?
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You have tryouts for a last-division club
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31 games out of first
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this is the material you round up.
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This is the material
you usually round up.
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You're general manager.
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Why don't you get me ballplayers?
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You'd know what to do with them?
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20 games out of fourth place
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and the only big average we got
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is a manager with the widest
mouth in either league.
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Maybe you better get reminded
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when the Hoboken Zephyrs win one game
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we got to call it a streak.
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Oh, buddy boy, when
contract time comes around
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you don't have to.
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How's Fletcher doing?
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Are you kidding?
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He pitched one inning last week
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and only allowed six runs.
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He's the most valuable
player of the month.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Dugout.
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Yeah.
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Who?
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Want to look at a pitcher?
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At this point, I'll even look at you.
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Send him over.
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He's a lefty.
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Lefty, schmefty. What's the difference?
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If he's got more than one arm
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and less than four, he's for us.
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Hey, Monk!
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Yeah?
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Fletcher can quit. I got
a new boy coming down.
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Catch him for a while.
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Check.
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You got the lineup for tonight?
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I'm working on it.
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Who's pitching?
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I just feel them one-by-one.
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Whoever's warm goes to the mound.
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All right, Chavez.
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Stop already with the calisthenics.
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That guy on the end's turning blue.
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MAN: Mr. McGarry?
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All right, what's the gag?
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Did this muttonhead put you up to it?
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You're the pitcher, huh?
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Big joke. Yuk-yuk-yuk!
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Big joke!
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Oh, no, I'm not the pitcher.
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I'm Dr. Stillman.
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I have thrown baseballs in my time.
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That was before the war.
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Yeah? Which war?
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[CHUCKLING]
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STILLMAN: Ah, here comes Casey now.
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He's the pitcher.
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Casey, this is Mr. McGarry,
the manager of the Zephyrs.
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No, no, your right hand,
Casey, your right hand.
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[GROANING]
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Ohh.
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Oh!
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[GROANING]
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You can let go now, Casey.
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See that fellow out
there with the big mitt?
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He's what is known as a catcher.
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His name is Monk.
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Go on out and throw him a few.
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Thanks very much, Mr. McGarry.
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Put your cap on, Casey.
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Good lad.
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All right, I see you, I see you.
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You his father?
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His father? Casey's?
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Oh, no, no. He has no father.
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I am what you might call, his...
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Well, kind of, uh, creator.
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How old is he?
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How old is he?
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That's a little difficult to say.
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Well, guess.
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What I mean is
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it's hard to be chronological
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when discussing Casey's age
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because he's only been
in existence three weeks.
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What I mean is that he has the physique
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and the mind of a boy of 22.
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But in terms of how long he's been here
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the answer to that
would be, uh, three weeks.
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You want to go over that again?
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It's not too difficult, really.
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You see, I made Casey.
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I built him. He's a robot.
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These are the blueprints I worked from.
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Why do you have to pick on me
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all the time, huh?
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[LOUD THUD]
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[WHOOSH]
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That's his fast ball.
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[LOOPY]
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That's his curve.
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[LONG SLOW WHISTLE]
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That's his slow ball.
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He's a bit late.
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[SOFT THUD]
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Well, look, I'll, uh...
You, uh... uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
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Why don't you wait right here, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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All right, let me see that fast ball.
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[WHOOSH]
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All right, the slow ball.
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[SLOW LOOP]
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Did you see that kid?
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The best pitcher I ever caught.
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Yeah, Monk, I saw it.
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He... he...
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I saw it, I saw it!
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Take a shower.
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He's got a fast ball...
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Go take a shower.
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Take a shower!
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He pitches like nothing human.
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Well, he's...
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He's rough, Doc, he's plenty rough
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but I think we can give him a try.
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He's a robot, you know.
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Don't ever say that.
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That's one we'll just keep
in the family here.
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Don't ever say the word R-O-B-B-O-T-T.
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Uh, Casey.
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Baby...
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Want to come here?
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Well, it looks like you got
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a little potential there, Casey.
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I was telling the doc
you're a little rough
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but we'll work that out.
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I think we'll give you a chance.
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I like to help young ball players.
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[HOLLOW PLUNK]
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Why don't you go down now
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and change your clothes, huh?
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He does wear clothes, doesn't he?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Go down and take a shower
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and then the three of us
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will discuss a contract, huh?
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Go with him and check his blueprints.
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I think that last slow ball shook him up.
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Very well. Come on, Casey.
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General manager's office.
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Beasley? Draw the contract.
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The only thing between us and the pennant
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is if this guy's battery goes
dead or he rusts in the rain.
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Never mind what I mean.
You draw the contract.
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Then, uh, come on down here.
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I want you to shake hands
with your new ace pitcher.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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You, uh, you got
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the signals down all right, kid?
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Yes.
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Kid, don't be nervous.
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Nervous?
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Ill at ease, Casey, as if
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your electrodes were malfunctioning.
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You know, nervous.
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Like there's two out in the ninth.
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You're one up, and Joe DiMaggio
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comes to the plate looking intent.
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Well, that wouldn't make me nervous.
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I don't know anyone named Joe DiMaggio.
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Oh, yeah.
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I forgot about that.
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Well, you just get in there.
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Go ahead.
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Mr. McGarry,
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what team is Casey pitching against?
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The New York Giants.
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Oh, I'd love to beat those Giants.
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But for that matter,
I'd love to beat Cincinnati
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or Philadelphia, or the Braves.
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Or even the Hicksville Bullets.
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They beat us 11-0 in spring training.
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Oh, I think Casey will come
through for you, Mr. McGarry.
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Yeah? What's in this for you, Doc?
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Oh, you mean with Casey?
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Oh, just scientific, that's all.
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Purely experimental.
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You know, I think Casey's
some sort of a Superman.
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I'd like to have that proven.
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Once, I built a home economist
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and marvelous cook.
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I gained 46 pounds
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before I had to dismantle her.
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Now with Casey's skills
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I consider that with his
strength and accuracy
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he'd be a baseball pitcher.
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Now in order to have that proved
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I had to have him pitch in competition
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and as an acid test,
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to pitch on absolutely
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the worst ball team I could find.
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Thanks a lot, Doc.
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You got a lot of class.
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Play ball!
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[WHOOSH]
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Stee-rike!
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[CRACK OF BAT]
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[HOLLOW PLUNK]
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[CROWD GASPING]
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No fracture, no concussion,
reflexes seem normal.
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I think you're going to
be all right, Mr. Casey.
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Oh, boy. I can breathe again.
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All I kept thinking about
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was, "There goes Casey."
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"There goes the pennant.
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There goes the series."
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There goes your career.
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DOCTOR: Yes, sir, Mr. Casey.
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I think you're in good shape here.
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Although when I heard
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how hard that ball hit you,
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I wondered to myself how a...
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How a...
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How a...
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Cough, Mr. Casey.
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[MECHANICAL CLICK]
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What's wrong?
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Well, there's nothing wrong.
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Then what are you prying for?
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Well, there's not a thing wrong.
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Everything is just fine.
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It's just that...
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Just that what?
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Well, this, uh...
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This man doesn't have any pulse.
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No heartbeat.
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This, uh...
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This man isn't alive.
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It will have to come out now.
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What's this all about, mouth?
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What are you trying to pull off?
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You're not gonna like this but...
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Uh, Doctor, I think you should know this
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before you go any further.
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This man hasn't a pulse or a heartbeat
277
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because he doesn't have a heart.
278
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He's a robot.
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DOCTOR: A what?
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STILLMAN: A robot.
281
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,204
You're sure?
282
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,165
By all means. I built him.
283
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:20,628
And he's been pitching
for the Hoboken Zephyrs.
284
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,672
Under the circumstances,
as team physician
285
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,256
I'm afraid I must notify
the baseball commissioner.
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00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,346
Casey, move over.
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00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:38,271
Article six, section
two, the baseball code.
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00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,064
I quote...
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"A team shall consist of nine men."
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00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,194
End of quote.
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00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:45,946
"Men," understand?
292
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,406
Not robots.
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00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,866
He's suspended.
294
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,534
That's my final decision.
295
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:53,412
Commissioner, to all intents and purposes
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he is human!
297
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,291
Casey...
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00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,918
Talk to him.
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00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,296
Tell him about yourself.
300
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,173
What should I say?
301
00:16:04,257 --> 00:16:05,632
See? He talks better than me
302
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,259
and he's a lot smarter
303
00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:08,510
than most of those muttonheads.
304
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:09,845
He is not human!
305
00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:11,638
How human do you want him?
306
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,516
He's got arms and legs
and a face and he talks.
307
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,893
And no heart.
308
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:17,519
He doesn't even own a heart.
309
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,022
How could he be human without a heart?
310
00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:20,857
Beasley hasn't got a heart either.
311
00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:22,734
He owns 40% of the club.
312
00:16:22,818 --> 00:16:24,069
That's it. He doesn't have a heart
313
00:16:24,153 --> 00:16:25,361
that means he isn't human.
314
00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:26,613
That's a clear violation
315
00:16:26,697 --> 00:16:27,697
of the baseball code.
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00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:28,865
He doesn't play.
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00:16:28,949 --> 00:16:30,825
Mr. Commissioner
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00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:32,869
suppose we gave him a heart.
319
00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,788
If that's what makes him different
320
00:16:34,872 --> 00:16:37,415
I think I could operate
and supply him with a heart.
321
00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:39,876
You can do that?
322
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,628
No trouble at all.
323
00:16:43,255 --> 00:16:44,381
Do you wanna play?
324
00:16:45,966 --> 00:16:48,802
Of course he wants to play.
325
00:16:48,886 --> 00:16:51,138
[LAUGHS]
326
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,099
You're sure?
327
00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:55,517
I guarantee it.
328
00:16:57,604 --> 00:16:59,730
If he were to be given a heart
329
00:16:59,814 --> 00:17:02,233
would you classify him as a...
330
00:17:02,317 --> 00:17:04,527
Well, what I mean is,
would you call him a...
331
00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:07,988
He had me fooled even without one.
332
00:17:08,072 --> 00:17:10,741
All right, all right.
333
00:17:10,825 --> 00:17:12,952
With a heart, I'll give
him a temporary okay
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00:17:13,036 --> 00:17:14,954
until the league meeting in October.
335
00:17:15,038 --> 00:17:17,414
Then we'll have to take it up.
336
00:17:17,498 --> 00:17:18,874
The other clubs
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00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,210
are gonna scream bloody murder.
338
00:17:21,294 --> 00:17:23,337
I can just hear Durocher now.
339
00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:24,713
[CHUCKLING]
340
00:17:24,797 --> 00:17:26,173
Well, then it's all settled.
341
00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:27,675
Casey gets a heart
342
00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:29,176
and accreditation as being a human
343
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,595
and the Hoboken Zephyrs...
344
00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:33,974
Take it, mouthy.
345
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,434
The Hoboken Zephyrs win the pennant
346
00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:39,521
for the first time in 23 years.
347
00:17:42,358 --> 00:17:44,943
[JIGGLING] BEASLEY: Operator.
348
00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:49,781
[JIGGLING] Operator!
349
00:17:49,865 --> 00:17:55,412
Operator, you sure you're
ringing the right number?
350
00:17:55,496 --> 00:17:56,705
Yeah, that's it.
351
00:17:56,789 --> 00:17:58,331
Thank you very much.
352
00:17:58,415 --> 00:17:59,958
Any news?
353
00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:01,710
The operator can't get an answer.
354
00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:03,587
The doctor's still not at his house.
355
00:18:03,671 --> 00:18:05,839
Maybe he's still in the
middle of the operation.
356
00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:10,136
Whatsamatter? He can't use
one hand to pick up a phone?
357
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,596
I can't wait any longer.
358
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,222
I gotta give them the lineup.
359
00:18:13,306 --> 00:18:14,974
Carter, you start.
360
00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:19,145
Followed by O'Hara, Smith and Jones.
361
00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,355
Now listen, you guys.
362
00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:23,774
That's the enemy out there.
363
00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:26,652
That's the New York Giants.
364
00:18:26,736 --> 00:18:28,362
While you're out there,
365
00:18:28,446 --> 00:18:31,490
remember there's a big fellow named Casey
366
00:18:31,574 --> 00:18:35,161
lying on a table struggling for his life.
367
00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:37,163
And I know that the last thing he said
368
00:18:37,247 --> 00:18:39,498
before that night when he had his chest,
369
00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:40,958
[SNIFF]
370
00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,960
He said, "Go out there, Zephyrs,
371
00:18:43,044 --> 00:18:45,880
and win this one for the big guy."
372
00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:49,176
Pull yourself together, Monk.
373
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:53,180
And I'll tell you
something else, you guys,
374
00:18:53,264 --> 00:18:56,767
from now on, there's gonna
be a ghost in the dugout,
375
00:18:56,851 --> 00:18:58,602
number 7.
376
00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:00,771
Old number 7.
377
00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:02,564
So just before you go to battle,
378
00:19:02,648 --> 00:19:05,317
I want you to look over
to where he used to sit,
379
00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:07,527
'cause he's gonna be there.
380
00:19:07,611 --> 00:19:09,905
He's gonna be there in spirit.
381
00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:11,865
And he's gonna be yelling for us,
382
00:19:11,949 --> 00:19:13,909
and rootin' for us! And screamin'...
383
00:19:13,993 --> 00:19:17,412
"Go, Zephyrs! Go, go, go!"
384
00:19:17,496 --> 00:19:18,872
Hi, Casey.
385
00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:20,249
And I'll tell you something else
386
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,375
about the big guy.
387
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:23,795
He has got a heart.
388
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,007
Casey!
389
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:30,051
[ALL SHOUTING]
390
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:31,761
How are you, old boy?
391
00:19:31,845 --> 00:19:34,347
All right, all right,
quiet down. Quiet down.
392
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:36,182
Well?
393
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:37,850
STILLMAN: Tell him, Casey.
394
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,394
Listen, Mr. McGarry.
395
00:19:41,355 --> 00:19:43,231
[TICKING]
396
00:19:47,694 --> 00:19:49,737
You got a heart.
397
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,656
Look at his smile.
398
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,199
The one thing I couldn't get him to do.
399
00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:55,410
Yeah. It's wonderful.
400
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,036
Just wonderful.
401
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,872
I feel like togetherness.
402
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,585
All right! Let's get out there!
403
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:04,754
[SHOUTING]
404
00:20:10,593 --> 00:20:12,553
Here you are, seven.
405
00:20:12,637 --> 00:20:13,763
Go suit up.
406
00:20:19,268 --> 00:20:20,520
Togetherness.
407
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,732
Play ball!
408
00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,042
[CROWD CHEERING]
409
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,142
[CROWD CHEERING]
410
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,537
[CROWD CHEERING]
411
00:21:26,463 --> 00:21:27,671
All right.
412
00:21:27,755 --> 00:21:30,132
All right, I'll listen.
413
00:21:30,216 --> 00:21:32,843
I'm a reasonable man,
I'll listen to anything.
414
00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:35,513
As you well know, Doctor,
but maybe you can tell me
415
00:21:35,597 --> 00:21:38,599
how one minute he can
look like three Bob Fellers
416
00:21:38,683 --> 00:21:41,602
and the next like a tanker with nothing.
417
00:21:41,686 --> 00:21:44,063
Or maybe you can explain, Casey,
418
00:21:44,147 --> 00:21:47,149
how you can pitch nine
balls and allow four singles
419
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:49,860
two doubles, two triples and a home run.
420
00:21:49,944 --> 00:21:51,153
Shall I tell him, Casey?
421
00:21:51,237 --> 00:21:53,407
Well, somebody tell me.
422
00:21:53,491 --> 00:21:55,283
Casey's got a heart.
423
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,577
All right, so Casey's got a heart.
424
00:21:57,661 --> 00:21:59,579
The thing is, Mr. McGarry,
425
00:21:59,663 --> 00:22:02,791
I just couldn't strike
those poor fellows out.
426
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,709
I didn't have it in me to do that,
427
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:06,461
to hurt their feelings.
428
00:22:06,545 --> 00:22:08,547
I felt compassion.
429
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,382
That's it. He's got compassion.
430
00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:11,883
See how he smiles?
431
00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:14,136
Give a man a heart, Mr. McGarry,
432
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,887
particularly someone like Casey
433
00:22:15,971 --> 00:22:17,764
who hasn't been around long enough
434
00:22:17,848 --> 00:22:21,393
to understand
competitiveness or drive or ego.
435
00:22:21,477 --> 00:22:23,603
That's what happens.
436
00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:26,231
I'm sorry, Mr. McGarry.
437
00:22:26,315 --> 00:22:28,734
I just can't hurt fellows' careers.
438
00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:30,111
Dr. Stillman thinks
439
00:22:30,195 --> 00:22:31,571
I should go into social work.
440
00:22:31,655 --> 00:22:32,822
That's right.
441
00:22:32,906 --> 00:22:34,449
I want to help people.
442
00:22:39,454 --> 00:22:40,789
Bye.
443
00:22:45,835 --> 00:22:49,338
Well, I know somebody
he can help for a start.
444
00:22:49,422 --> 00:22:51,132
Me.
445
00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:56,053
Perhaps you'd like to
keep Casey's blueprints.
446
00:22:56,137 --> 00:22:58,598
A little memento might cheer you up.
447
00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:00,517
Goodbye.
448
00:23:15,866 --> 00:23:17,451
Wait, wait.
449
00:23:17,535 --> 00:23:19,119
Hey, Doc, wait a minute!
450
00:23:19,203 --> 00:23:20,913
Doc!
451
00:23:20,997 --> 00:23:23,040
Hey, Doc! Wait a minute!
452
00:23:25,918 --> 00:23:27,461
Doc!
453
00:23:27,545 --> 00:23:28,545
Hey, Doc!
454
00:23:28,629 --> 00:23:31,006
Wait a minute!
455
00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:34,009
NARRATOR: Once upon a time there
was a Major League baseball team
456
00:23:34,093 --> 00:23:35,886
called the Hoboken Zephyrs
457
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:37,596
who during the last year
of their existence
458
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,473
wound up in last place
459
00:23:39,557 --> 00:23:41,350
and shortly thereafter
wound up in oblivion.
460
00:23:41,434 --> 00:23:43,478
There's a rumor,
unsubstantiated, of course,
461
00:23:43,562 --> 00:23:46,189
that a manager named McGarry
took them to the West Coast
462
00:23:46,273 --> 00:23:48,191
and wound up with several pennants
463
00:23:48,275 --> 00:23:50,568
and a couple of world's championships.
464
00:23:50,652 --> 00:23:53,154
This team had a pitching
staff that made history.
465
00:23:53,238 --> 00:23:55,573
Of course, none of them smiled very much
466
00:23:55,657 --> 00:23:57,283
but it happens to be a fact
467
00:23:57,367 --> 00:23:58,993
they pitched like nothing human
468
00:23:59,077 --> 00:24:00,703
and if you're interested
469
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,497
as to where these gentlemen came from
470
00:24:02,581 --> 00:24:04,165
you might check under "B" for "baseball"
471
00:24:04,249 --> 00:24:05,876
in the Twilight Zone.
472
00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:15,802
PRESENTER: Rod Serling,
the creator of Twilight Zone,
473
00:24:15,886 --> 00:24:17,720
will tell you about next week's story
474
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:20,058
after this word from
our alternate sponsor.
475
00:24:21,601 --> 00:24:23,143
And now, Mr. Serling.
476
00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:25,729
Next week, we take you back
477
00:24:25,813 --> 00:24:29,775
into the dark and hidden,
unexplored recesses of a writer's mind,
478
00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:33,571
and do some probing as to just
how this type of bird operates.
479
00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:36,073
It's a fascinating
excursion into the oddball.
480
00:24:36,157 --> 00:24:39,159
On The Twilight Zone next week,
Keenan Wynn and Phyllis Kirk
481
00:24:39,243 --> 00:24:41,537
star in Richard Matheson's
"A World of His Own,"
482
00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:44,748
and in this particular one, even
this kooky writer gets into the act.
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00:24:44,832 --> 00:24:45,875
Good night.
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00:24:49,003 --> 00:24:50,797
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