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[♪♪♪]
>> simu: Hello?
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Official YIFY movies site:
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>> simu: Hello?
>> andrew: My guy, it is your
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>> andrew: My guy, it is your
favourite eight.
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Favourite eight.
Are you ready to do the sequel?
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Are you ready to do the sequel?
>> simu: Yes, yes, I'm in.
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>> simu: Yes, yes, I'm in.
>> pack your bags yob you're
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>> pack your bags yob you're
going to edmonton right now.
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Going to edmonton right now.
>> simu: The junos, that's what
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>> simu: The junos, that's what
he meant.
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He meant.
Bigger and better.
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Bigger and better.
>> sabeen: Hay, boss man, I
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>> sabeen: Hay, boss man, I
couldn't remember your coffee
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Couldn't remember your coffee
order, so I got you one of
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Order, so I got you one of
everything. You ready for the
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Everything. You ready for the
junos?
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Junos?
>> simu: Honestly, I got
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>> simu: Honestly, I got
nothing.
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Nothing.
>> sabeen: Well, call a friend
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>> sabeen: Well, call a friend
and get some inspiration.
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And get some inspiration.
>> simu: I've got to find
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>> simu: I've got to find
someone to call.
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Someone to call.
>> I work for you.
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>> I work for you.
I'm not your friend.
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I'm not your friend.
>> simu: I find out who to call.
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>> simu: I find out who to call.
>> shamier: Simu, you're back
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>> shamier: Simu, you're back
and I've got some advice for
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And I've got some advice for
you.
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You.
>> avril: You know it doesn't
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>> avril: You know it doesn't
have to be so complicated.
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Have to be so complicated.
>> iman: Try to be funny if
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>> iman: Try to be funny if
possible, but don't try too
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Possible, but don't try too
hard.
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Hard.
>> david: You know, if you screw
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>> david: You know, if you screw
up, every asian canadian will be
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Up, every asian canadian will be
embarrassed.
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Embarrassed.
>> lilly: Anything you do has
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>> lilly: Anything you do has
the potential to become a meme.
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The potential to become a meme.
>> mark: It's a lot of pressure,
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>> mark: It's a lot of pressure,
but don't think about that.
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But don't think about that.
>> shania: Don't let our country
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>> shania: Don't let our country
down.
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Down.
>> paul: Now go get 'em.
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>> paul: Now go get 'em.
Okay, see you.
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Okay, see you.
>> simu: Seriously, you've got
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>> simu: Seriously, you've got
to be kidding me right now!
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To be kidding me right now!
[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
>> simu: Hey, guys, sorry, if
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>> simu: Hey, guys, sorry, if
you can keep it down.
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You can keep it down.
I'm trying to prep -- oh my god,
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I'm trying to prep -- oh my god,
nickelback.
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Nickelback.
>> chad: Why does it feel like
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>> chad: Why does it feel like
we're about to do a bit.
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We're about to do a bit.
Are you wearing a wire?
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Are you wearing a wire?
>> simu: What?
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>> simu: What?
>> chad: Please tell me that you
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>> chad: Please tell me that you
didn't come in here to do one of
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Didn't come in here to do one of
those cringy bits every award
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Those cringy bits every award
show for the last 30 years has
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Show for the last 30 years has
been doing right before the host
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Been doing right before the host
gets up on stage.
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Gets up on stage.
>> simu: What did you have in
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>> simu: What did you have in
mind?
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Mind?
>> chad: What did you have in
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>> chad: What did you have in
mind.
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Mind.
>> my loofah.
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>> my loofah.
>> you don't even have hair.
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>> you don't even have hair.
>> I feel like you get me.
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>> I feel like you get me.
>> I feel so misunderstood.
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>> I feel so misunderstood.
>> chad: What about my second
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>> chad: What about my second
coat?
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Coat?
>> simu: She's had six songs
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>> simu: She's had six songs
chart on the billboard hot 100.
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Chart on the billboard hot 100.
Give it up for tate mcrae.
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Give it up for tate mcrae.
[ cheering and applause ]
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[ cheering and applause ]
[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
♪ you want the girl with the
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♪ you want the girl with the
small waist.♪
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Small waist.♪
♪ and the perfect smile ♪
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♪ and the perfect smile ♪
♪ someone who's out every week
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♪ someone who's out every week
day ♪
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Day ♪
♪ in her dad's new car ♪
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♪ in her dad's new car ♪
♪ you tell me I shouldn't stress
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♪ you tell me I shouldn't stress
out ♪
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Out ♪
♪ say it's not that hard ♪
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♪ say it's not that hard ♪
♪ but I just got a feelin' ♪
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♪ but I just got a feelin' ♪
♪ this'll leave an ugly scar ♪
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♪ this'll leave an ugly scar ♪
♪ if you say she's nothing to
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♪ if you say she's nothing to
worry about ♪
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Worry about ♪
♪ then why'd you close your eyes
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♪ then why'd you close your eyes
when you said it out loud? ♪
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When you said it out loud? ♪
♪ stupid boy makin' me so sad ♪
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♪ stupid boy makin' me so sad ♪
♪ didn't think you could change
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♪ didn't think you could change
this fast ♪
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This fast ♪
♪ she's got everything that I
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♪ she's got everything that I
don't have ♪
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Don't have ♪
♪ how could I ever compete with
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♪ how could I ever compete with
that? ♪
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That? ♪
♪ I know you'll go and change
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♪ I know you'll go and change
your mind ♪
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Your mind ♪
♪ one day wake up and be bored
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♪ one day wake up and be bored
with mine ♪
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With mine ♪
♪ she's got everything that I
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♪ she's got everything that I
don't have ♪
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Don't have ♪
♪ and she's all I wanna be ♪
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♪ and she's all I wanna be ♪
♪ all I wanna be so bad ♪
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♪ all I wanna be so bad ♪
♪ so bad ♪
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♪ so bad ♪
♪ so bad ♪
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♪ so bad ♪
♪ she's got everything that I
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♪ she's got everything that I
don't have ♪
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Don't have ♪
♪ mm-mm ♪
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♪ mm-mm ♪
♪ you want someone you can show
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♪ you want someone you can show
off ♪
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Off ♪
♪ whenever you go out ♪
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♪ whenever you go out ♪
♪ she'll wear a tight mini black
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♪ she'll wear a tight mini black
dress ♪
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Dress ♪
♪ with all her friends around ♪
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♪ with all her friends around ♪
♪ and then you'll probably spend
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♪ and then you'll probably spend
the night at ♪
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The night at ♪
♪ her nice big house ♪
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♪ her nice big house ♪
♪ and by then, I'll just be
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♪ and by then, I'll just be
someone ♪
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Someone ♪
♪ you've forgotten about, oh ♪
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♪ you've forgotten about, oh ♪
♪ if you say she's nothing to
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♪ if you say she's nothing to
worry about ♪
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Worry about ♪
♪ then why'd you close your eyes
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♪ then why'd you close your eyes
when you said it out loud? ♪
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When you said it out loud? ♪
♪ stupid boy makin' me so sad
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♪ stupid boy makin' me so sad
♪ didn't think you could change
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♪ didn't think you could change
this fast ♪
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This fast ♪
♪ she's got everything that I
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♪ she's got everything that I
don't have ♪
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Don't have ♪
♪ how could I ever compete with
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♪ how could I ever compete with
that? ♪
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That? ♪
♪ I know you'll go and change
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♪ I know you'll go and change
your mind ♪
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Your mind ♪
♪ one day wake up and be bored
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♪ one day wake up and be bored
with mine ♪
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With mine ♪
♪ she's got everything that I
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♪ she's got everything that I
don't have ♪
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Don't have ♪
♪ and she's all I wanna be ♪
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♪ and she's all I wanna be ♪
♪ all I wanna be so bad ♪
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♪ all I wanna be so bad ♪
♪ so bad ♪
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♪ so bad ♪
>> junos!
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>> junos!
♪ she's going wanna be ♪
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♪ she's going wanna be ♪
♪ so bad ♪♪
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♪ so bad ♪♪
[ cheering and applause ]
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[ cheering and applause ]
>> simu: Good evening, everyone,
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>> simu: Good evening, everyone,
and welcome to the 52nd annual
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And welcome to the 52nd annual
junos awards!
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Junos awards!
[ cheering and applause ].
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[ cheering and applause ].
>> simu: Man, it is great to be
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>> simu: Man, it is great to be
back.
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Back.
As a first-generation immigrant,
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As a first-generation immigrant,
I want to respectfully
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I want to respectfully
acknowledge the land we are on
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Acknowledge the land we are on
is treaty 6 territory and the
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Is treaty 6 territory and the
métis nation of alberta region
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Métis nation of alberta region
4.
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4.
We would like to thank the
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We would like to thank the
diverse indigenous peoples whose
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Diverse indigenous peoples whose
ancestors have been here since
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Ancestors have been here since
time immemorial: The nêhiyaw,
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Time immemorial: The nêhiyaw,
dené, anishinaabe/saulteaux/
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Dené, anishinaabe/saulteaux/
nakota sioux, and niitsitapi
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Nakota sioux, and niitsitapi
peoples.
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Peoples.
It is also the homeland of the
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It is also the homeland of the
métis and home to one of the
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Métis and home to one of the
largest communities of inuit
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Largest communities of inuit
south of the 60th parallel.
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South of the 60th parallel.
You guys
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You guys
ready to have a good time?
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Ready to have a good time?
[ cheering and applause ].
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[ cheering and applause ].
>> simu: Edmonton mayor amarjeet
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>> simu: Edmonton mayor amarjeet
sohi is in the house tonight.
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Sohi is in the house tonight.
Give it up for him.
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Give it up for him.
As a torontoian myself, how do I
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As a torontoian myself, how do I
put this, we have a by the of a
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Put this, we have a by the of a
thing when it comes to mayors.
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Thing when it comes to mayors.
Let me say how refreshing it is
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Let me say how refreshing it is
to see a mayor not do crack in
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To see a mayor not do crack in
an underpass or engage in a very
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An underpass or engage in a very
uncomfortable sex scandal.
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Uncomfortable sex scandal.
Toronto should take note, I
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Toronto should take note, I
think.
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Think.
We are live from rogers place,
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We are live from rogers place,
home of the oilers, led by
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Home of the oilers, led by
edmonton's other mayor,
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Edmonton's other mayor,
connor mcdavid!
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Connor mcdavid!
[ cheering and applause ].
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[ cheering and applause ].
>> simu: That's right.
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>> simu: That's right.
Now,
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Now,
conner's year has been described
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Conner's year has been described
as one of the best single-season
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As one of the best single-season
performances since wayne
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Performances since wayne
gretzky.
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Gretzky.
Incredible.
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Incredible.
Connor, you are the lebron of
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Connor, you are the lebron of
hockey right now.
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Hockey right now.
Do me a favour.
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Do me a favour.
Promise me you won't take your
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Promise me you won't take your
talent to south beach.
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Talent to south beach.
Don't do that to these lovely
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Don't do that to these lovely
edmontonians.
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Edmontonians.
We love you.
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We love you.
Stay here forever.
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Stay here forever.
Heck yeah.
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Heck yeah.
[ cheering and applause ].
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[ cheering and applause ].
>> simu: When the producers
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>> simu: When the producers
asked me to
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Asked me to
come back, I did what any
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Come back, I did what any
responsible adult would do --
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Responsible adult would do --
I left the writing until the
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I left the writing until the
last possible second.
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Last possible second.
But that's okay.
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But that's okay.
We live in the age of artificial
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We live in the age of artificial
intelligence.
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Intelligence.
A.I. Can write entire essays for
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A.I. Can write entire essays for
school now.
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School now.
Just ask your kids, everyone is
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Just ask your kids, everyone is
doing it.
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Doing it.
So I figure it can write me a
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So I figure it can write me a
monologue for the junos.
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Monologue for the junos.
So tonight we're here for the
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So tonight we're here for the
world's first awards
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World's first awards
show monologue powered by ai.
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Show monologue powered by ai.
Let's bring it up real quick and
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Let's bring it up real quick and
we're going to ask.
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We're going to ask.
Got any ideas for a host
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Got any ideas for a host
monologue for the juno awards?
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Monologue for the juno awards?
Here we go.
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Here we go.
Put it on the prompter real
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Put it on the prompter real
quick.
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Quick.
Good evening, canada,
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Good evening, canada,
and welcome to the 2023 juno
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And welcome to the 2023 juno
awards.
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Awards.
Tonight we honor, the best in
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Tonight we honor, the best in
canadian music.
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Canadian music.
Okay, we spell honour
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Okay, we spell honour
with a u -- ok.
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With a u -- ok.
I am here to play but a
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I am here to play but a
small part and move us through
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Small part and move us through
the evening.
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The evening.
I feel like small is a
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I feel like small is a
bit of an undersell.
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Bit of an undersell.
Anyway.
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Anyway.
We have a lot to
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We have a lot to
celebrate tonight!
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Celebrate tonight!
From the newcomers making their
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From the newcomers making their
mark on the scene to legends in
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Mark on the scene to legends in
the audience, such as prime
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The audience, such as prime
minister sir john a. Macdonald,
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Minister sir john a. Macdonald,
poutine, lake superior, and the
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Poutine, lake superior, and the
cn tower.
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Cn tower.
Okay, most of those are not even
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Okay, most of those are not even
people.
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People.
I guess they're still figuring
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I guess they're still figuring
the technology out.
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The technology out.
That's why I am on stage and you
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That's why I am on stage and you
-- a.I. Is not.
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-- A.I. Is not.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
Our jobs are safe.
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Our jobs are safe.
Okay, well, moving on.
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Okay, well, moving on.
A lot has happened since the
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A lot has happened since the
last time I took the junos
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Last time I took the junos
stage.
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Stage.
To start things off, I'm going
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To start things off, I'm going
to be in the
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To be in the
frickin' "barbie" movie.
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Frickin' "barbie" movie.
Yes.
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Yes.
I'm playing barbie.
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I'm playing barbie.
That's how much I'm breaking
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That's how much I'm breaking
barriers.
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Barriers.
No, you guys, no, I'm just
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No, you guys, no, I'm just
kidding.
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Kidding.
They did such a good job keeping
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They did such a good job keeping
the story under wraps, I don't
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The story under wraps, I don't
even know what character I
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Even know what character I
played.
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Played.
All I know is that this image of
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All I know is that this image of
me made the trailer.
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Me made the trailer.
Take a look.
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Take a look.
Pretty snazzy, right?
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Pretty snazzy, right?
It reminds me of a similar photo
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It reminds me of a similar photo
I took 10
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I took 10
years ago which I was paid much
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Years ago which I was paid much
less for.
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Less for.
Much less snazzy.
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Much less snazzy.
So nostalgic, I want to sing a
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So nostalgic, I want to sing a
song about it.
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Song about it.
Do we have a guitarists in the
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Do we have a guitarists in the
front?
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Front?
Ryan peake from nickelback?
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Ryan peake from nickelback?
I'll take this.
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I'll take this.
The year was 2013, and I had
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The year was 2013, and I had
to do some stock photos.
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To do some stock photos.
Gosh, I remember that photo
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Gosh, I remember that photo
shoot like it was yesterday.
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Shoot like it was yesterday.
Ryan, you ready?
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Ryan, you ready?
Let's do it.
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Let's do it.
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