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Season 20 of...
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This is "Nick Cannon Presents:
Wild 'N Out."
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This is the home
of freestyle comedy
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with iconic battles...
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(bleep) just got real!
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...and legendary guests.
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Let's get wild, eh?
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It's time for Season 20.
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(shouting)
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Let's wild out.
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All right, y'all. Everybody
get up out of your seats.
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Put your hands in the air and
make some noise for your host...
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Mr. Nick Cannon!
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(cheers and applause)
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(chanting)
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(whirring)
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"Wild 'N Out,"
make some noise.
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(cheering)
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Ready for Season 20.
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Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
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What it do?
What it do?
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Y'all make some noise
for the Wild 'N Out goddesses.
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Thank you, ladies.
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Appreciate you.
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Y'all know this is the home
of freestyle comedy.
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Two teams battling
head to head
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to see who's the funniest.
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And I think it's
gonna be my team
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'cause I'm the captain
of the Red Squad!
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(cheering)
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Justina Valentine.
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Jessie Woo.
Conceited.
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Bobb'E J. Thompson.
Charlie Clips.
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Brent! Good to have you!
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Chico Bean.
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Karlous Miller.
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Y'all give some energy
to the Black Squad!
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(cheering)
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Eman.
Santwon.
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C King.
Morgan Jay.
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Phillip Hudson.
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Mope Williams.
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And DC Young Fly!
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(cheering)
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We gonna have some fun
'cause we got some
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young legends
in the building.
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So I need y'all to start
screaming now.
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One half of RSVP.
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Y'all make some noise
for my guys
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Sammy and Bobby V.
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(cheering)
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Yo.
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Y'all ready to do this?
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You gonna get some vocals
and stuff?
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I know y'all serious about
the vocal thing.
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- We going up.
Black Squad.
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All right, well, sit your
asses over there 'cause...
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Black Squad.
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...we gonna get to it.
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It is Season 20, so we
bringing back
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all the classics, and y'all
love this one.
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It's called Let Me Holla.
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Make some noise for Joy
one time.
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(cheering)
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- You ready?
- Ready.
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Let's get to it, y'all.
Let's go.
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Red Squad, what up?
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(cheering)
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Mm, mm.
Mm, mm, mm.
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Look at you.
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Look, you remind me of Bobby
Valentino and Sammy's verses,
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'cause you the baddest one
I ever seen.
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(cheering)
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I like it.
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(bell dings)
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♪ My baby's boy ♪
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♪ My baby's boy ♪
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(cheering)
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What's up?
(laughs)
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What the (bleep)?
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Justina, that's how you would
look if you were Black.
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Ugly like that.
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(laughter)
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You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
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Here we go.
(laughs)
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Uno, dos, tres,
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quatro, cinco,
seis, siete,
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ocho, nueve, diez.
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Okay.
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Basically what I'm
trying to say,
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no matter what language
I speak, you a ten.
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(cheering)
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(bell dings)
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(shouting, indistinct)
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Uno, dos, tres, quatro.
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What's up, mamacita?
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You know, they say a man that
can dance is good in bed, right?
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Uh-huh.
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And I'm the salsa king.
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So I need you to
repeat after me.
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- Do as I do, okay?
- Okay.
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Take two steps to the right.
Hey.
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Two steps to the left. Hey.
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Take two steps back.
Hey.
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Put your right hand up.
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(audience groaning, buzzer)
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She did it!
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Hey. It's all good.
It's all good. Damn!
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Yeah, that was a good one,
Teddy. That was a good one.
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(cheering)
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(singing, indistinct)
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(guitar)
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(Man)
Good job.
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♪ Girl, do you got
some quarters? ♪
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♪ Do you? ♪
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I don't.
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♪ Do you got some
nickels and dimes? ♪
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Not on me.
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♪ Because I told my mom
I'd call her ♪
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♪ When I met
my future wife ♪
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(guitar)
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(buzzer)
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Come on. Come on.
Hold on. Hold on.
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(singing, indistinct)
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(singing)
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(bell dings)
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Get your ass...
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Get your ass...
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Now play the (bleep) you played
the one time.
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Play the (bleep)
you played.
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(guitar)
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You got any, like, nickels?
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Not on me.
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You got any, like, dimes?
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Not right now.
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That's crazy. 'Cause I told
my mom I was gonna change
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when I met
a woman like you.
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(bell dings)
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That's how it
should have went.
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(cheering)
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(clears throat)
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Since you look so sweet,
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I decided I'd do
a poem for you.
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I got a poem.
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(clears throat)
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"Roses are red,
violets are blue.
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Let's have sex..."
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(laughter)
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- (buzzer)
- I still love you, though.
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I love you, though.
I love--
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Lady said no.
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(cheering)
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Sammie, Bobby up here
singing these songs.
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That's not even the number one
hit single they singing.
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I got one for you.
Ready?
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♪ I'm a gigolo
spending lots of dough ♪
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♪ And I wear my...
three in a row ♪
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♪ That's Nick Cannon
and you know you gotta go ♪
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♪ And... ♪
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- ♪ So many ♪
- (bleep)
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♪ He might fire you
if that green don't show ♪
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(bell dinging)
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Make some noise for Joy.
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Where's my dime?
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DJ D-Wrek...
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before they start
calling HR, all right,
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who won?
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I gotta give that
to the Red Squad.
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Make some noise for
the Red Squad.
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DJ, take us out.
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(music and chanting)
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(soft music playing)
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(music and chanting)
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(whirring)
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"Wild 'N Out,"
make some noise.
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(cheering)
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Classic episode. We got
superstars in the building.
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Y'all give it up for Sammie
and Bobby V.
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(cheering)
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Since you're all about
the vocals,
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me might as well put those
vocal to the test
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and play a game you all
know and love called
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Sex, Flicks and Chill.
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(cheering)
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So y'all make some noise
for Alexis.
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(cheering)
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- Y'all ready?
- (Audience) Yeah!
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D-Wrek, the game
is in your hands.
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All right, all right.
Red Squad, what up?
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(soft music playing)
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Yo. Okay. Yo.
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DC's fat.
Justina's whack.
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My body's curving.
Nick's a virgin.
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Con is tall.
Clips is small.
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Stantwon's straight.
Teddy lost weight.
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Look, let me just be
real with you.
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Ain't a single damn thing
that I said was true.
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Like, I don't even have
the dopest flow.
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I lied. My nose's growing.
I'm...
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Pinocchio.
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- That's (bleep) right.
- (bell rings)
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Way to go, Valentine.
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I am a virgin. I don't know,
what you're talking about.
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(cheering)
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I live on Mount Crumpet.
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But sitting here with you,
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my heart grows three sizes.
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My pants are growing too.
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I took everyone's presents.
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But don't be a snitch.
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I give them back
the very next day.
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I'm da, da, da...
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- The Grinch!
- The Grinch!
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(cheering)
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Shut up!
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Shut the hell up!
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Look, in the ring, they can't
mess with my mojo.
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You're the only one I let
that gives me a low blow.
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And sure as you can be,
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you float like a butterfly,
I sting like a bee.
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Uppercut, jab.
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After this, call you
a cab, cab.
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- Ali?
- (buzzer)
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- Yeah!
- She said it. (bell dings)
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Listen.
Nick, has a lot of these.
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- Kids.
- Yes! Thank you!
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(bell dinging)
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Damn, Alexis.
Good job.
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Y'all give it up for
Barbie one time.
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(cheering)
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Give it up!
Give it up!
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D-Wrek, the game is
in your hands.
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All right, Black Squad,
what up?
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(soft music playing)
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- Listen to me.
- Take it down, bro.
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Carter. Plea.
Carter. Plea.
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This whole thing
is going south.
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Do you understand the words
that are coming out of my mouth?
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(buzzer)
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(cheering)
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♪ Smoking on that
power pack ♪
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♪ 'Cause I gotta
pass my test ♪
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♪ If you need some
good reefer ♪
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♪ Better call Redman
and Red... ♪
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"How High"?
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(bell dings)
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(Nick)
Good job. Good job.
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"Love Don't Cost A Thing."
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(bell dings)
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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Listen...
♪ I read some books ♪
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♪ I had some grass ♪
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♪ I used my hand
to wipe my tears ♪
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(indistinct)
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(scat singing)
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Uno, dos, tres cuatro,
cinco, sies--
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(buzzer)
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(bell dinging)
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Y'all make some noise
for Barbie.
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You did great.
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D-Wrek, who won?
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I gotta give that
to the Red Squad.
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Make some noise for
the Red Squad.
264
00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:20,623
(cheering)
265
00:11:20,623 --> 00:11:23,259
Bobby V here and Sammie
are in the building.
266
00:11:23,259 --> 00:11:25,528
Y'all make some noise.
D-Wrek, take us out.
267
00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:28,264
(music and chanting)
268
00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:37,807
♪ Your cheeks don't match
your thighs ♪
269
00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:42,878
♪ Your cheeks don't match
your thighs ♪
270
00:11:44,514 --> 00:11:46,416
(music and chanting)
271
00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:48,818
(whirring)
272
00:11:48,818 --> 00:11:50,787
"Wild 'N Out,"
make some noise.
273
00:11:50,787 --> 00:11:53,757
(cheering)
274
00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:56,426
We got some young R & B legends
in the building.
275
00:11:56,426 --> 00:11:58,595
Y'all give it up for
Bobby V and Sammie.
276
00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:00,597
(cheering)
277
00:12:00,597 --> 00:12:02,365
One half of RSVP.
278
00:12:02,365 --> 00:12:03,900
We got some voices
in the building.
279
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:08,838
So we might as well play
a classic game called R & Beef.
280
00:12:08,838 --> 00:12:11,875
- Yeah!
- We ready.
281
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,877
I need some R & Beef topics.
282
00:12:13,877 --> 00:12:16,379
So y'all gotta give me some
problems that's going on.
283
00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:19,549
You know, a great R & Beef song
deals with drama and dilemma.
284
00:12:19,549 --> 00:12:21,084
So what's some issues
going on?
285
00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:22,619
Scream some (bleep) out.
What y'all got?
286
00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:23,953
(crowd shouting)
287
00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:27,357
Screen shots?
I thought you said butt shots.
288
00:12:27,357 --> 00:12:28,892
That's actually a good one.
289
00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:31,895
I don't know the difference
between BBLs and butt shots,
290
00:12:31,895 --> 00:12:33,630
but we gonna go with BBLs.
291
00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:36,166
All right, is that for both?
Both teams.
292
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,668
- Both teams?
- Both teams.
293
00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:40,837
Matter of fact, I haven't even
heard what they got yet,
294
00:12:40,837 --> 00:12:42,238
but I think we should
go first.
295
00:12:42,238 --> 00:12:44,607
You should. You got five
seconds to get it together.
296
00:12:44,607 --> 00:12:47,777
Improv, baby.
You got this.
297
00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:49,012
We'll keep practicing.
298
00:12:49,012 --> 00:12:51,081
We gotta say this
before we start, though.
299
00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:52,515
Let 'em know.
300
00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:54,384
To all the ladies.
301
00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,019
This is from me to you.
302
00:12:56,019 --> 00:12:58,254
Your real booty will do.
303
00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:00,824
(cheering)
304
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:03,226
(music playing)
305
00:13:03,226 --> 00:13:04,527
Two, three.
306
00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:07,664
♪ Shorty got a BBL ♪
307
00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:10,600
♪ She thinks that
I can't tell ♪
308
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,069
- ♪ Shorty was sweet ♪
- ♪ I said my booty ♪
309
00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:17,040
♪ Now it's hard as concrete ♪
310
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,176
♪ Yo, they used to say
that my booty was flat ♪
311
00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:22,912
♪ So I took my tummy and I
turned it into a net ♪
312
00:13:22,912 --> 00:13:26,349
♪ Your booty don't matter
as long as you're pretty ♪
313
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:29,619
♪ Plus I'm a white dude,
more of a titty man ♪
314
00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:32,222
♪ A BBL's expensive,
you know it ain't free ♪
315
00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:36,226
♪ And it need some shots
you can get it from me ♪
316
00:13:36,226 --> 00:13:39,662
♪ I thought he couldn't tell ♪
317
00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:43,066
♪ He went and bought
a squeeze ♪
318
00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:46,336
♪ Then he started to leave ♪
319
00:13:46,336 --> 00:13:49,572
♪ Shorty got a BBL ♪
320
00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:52,242
♪ And she thinks that
I can't tell ♪
321
00:13:52,242 --> 00:13:53,910
♪ Her booty went... ♪
322
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,679
(bell dinging)
323
00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:59,516
(cheering)
324
00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:04,587
Somebody give me
a black jacket.
325
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:05,989
Black Squad,
what up?
326
00:14:05,989 --> 00:14:09,726
DJ, D-Wrek,
drop the beat.
327
00:14:09,726 --> 00:14:12,228
(music playing)
328
00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:14,931
(cheering)
329
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:17,467
♪ Oh, honey ♪
330
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:20,136
- ♪ You big dummy ♪
- ♪ You big dummy ♪
331
00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:22,972
- ♪ Making all that money ♪
- ♪ Making all that money ♪
332
00:14:22,972 --> 00:14:24,441
♪ Now your body's
looking funny ♪
333
00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:25,708
♪ Now your body's looking
funny ♪
334
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:29,212
♪ Can I get a refund,
refund, refund ♪
335
00:14:29,212 --> 00:14:31,080
♪ I want your old body back ♪
336
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,217
♪ Ever since baby got
her BBL ♪
337
00:14:34,217 --> 00:14:36,886
♪ I be looking at her like
she crazy as hell ♪
338
00:14:36,886 --> 00:14:39,856
♪ I turned around and I thought
I was tweakin' ♪
339
00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:43,159
♪ But, man, booty really was
leakin' ♪
340
00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:46,029
She had a lower half,
she stressin' me.
341
00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:48,264
The BBL it wasn't an investment,
see?
342
00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:50,867
♪ Before the BBL,
she was a keeper ♪
343
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:53,703
♪ At this point, I'll take a
booty like Justina ♪
344
00:14:53,703 --> 00:14:56,039
♪ Oh, honey,
Oh, honey ♪
345
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:58,441
♪ You big dummy,
you big dummy ♪
346
00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:01,311
♪ Spending all that money,
all that money ♪
347
00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:03,546
♪ Your body's looking funny ♪
348
00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:04,881
Listen...
349
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:09,486
♪ Your cheeks don't match
your thighs ♪
350
00:15:09,486 --> 00:15:14,591
♪ Your cheeks don't
match your thighs ♪
351
00:15:14,591 --> 00:15:17,961
(bell dinging)
352
00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:20,597
(singing continues)
353
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:25,635
We gotta do this
the right way.
354
00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:27,704
Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out"
goddess
355
00:15:27,704 --> 00:15:29,038
to help us deliberate.
356
00:15:29,038 --> 00:15:30,406
Y'all make some noise for
Brittany one time.
357
00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:33,743
(cheering)
358
00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:38,982
All right, so let's give it up
the Red Squad.
359
00:15:38,982 --> 00:15:41,718
(cheers and applause)
360
00:15:41,718 --> 00:15:43,353
All right, all right.
361
00:15:43,353 --> 00:15:46,089
Let's give it up for
the Black Squad.
362
00:15:46,089 --> 00:15:48,925
(cheers and applause)
363
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,029
Let 'em know who won,
Brittany.
364
00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:55,398
The Black Squad!
365
00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:57,834
♪ Oh, honey ♪
366
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,136
- ♪ You big dummy ♪
- ♪ You big dummy ♪
367
00:16:00,136 --> 00:16:03,006
- ♪ All that money ♪
- ♪ All that money ♪
368
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:06,075
♪ Your body's looking funny ♪
369
00:16:06,075 --> 00:16:07,443
I was gonna stop,
370
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:10,146
but you look just like
the picture off the S-Girl box.
371
00:16:10,146 --> 00:16:12,715
You ever see one of them
before?
372
00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:20,657
(music and chanting)
373
00:16:20,657 --> 00:16:22,592
"Wild 'N Out,"
make some noise.
374
00:16:22,592 --> 00:16:24,528
(cheering)
375
00:16:24,528 --> 00:16:26,129
Energy here is crazy.
376
00:16:26,129 --> 00:16:27,998
It's a classic episode
and it's all thanks to
377
00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:30,767
Bobby V and my brother
Sammie right there.
378
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:31,802
(cheering)
379
00:16:31,802 --> 00:16:33,737
R & B greats in the building.
380
00:16:33,737 --> 00:16:36,239
Right now it's time for
the Bonus Round.
381
00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:37,274
And y'all know what
it's called.
382
00:16:37,274 --> 00:16:38,308
It's called the...
383
00:16:38,308 --> 00:16:40,811
Wild Style!
384
00:16:40,811 --> 00:16:42,179
Yeah. Freestyle rappin'.
385
00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:43,980
But here on "Wild 'N Out,"
we focus on them jokes.
386
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,315
So each punchline is
gonna be
387
00:16:45,315 --> 00:16:47,884
one point added to
your total score.
388
00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,319
Y'all see it over there.
389
00:16:49,319 --> 00:16:51,621
Bobby V, Sammie,
y'all could get that.
390
00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:54,124
But your squad
gotta step up for you.
391
00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:56,393
So Black Squad,
bring it here.
392
00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:59,096
Red Squad, bring it up.
393
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:02,065
DJ D-Wrek,
drop the beat.
394
00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:03,166
(music playing)
395
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,668
Say it with 'em, ya'll.
396
00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:07,037
Wild style.
397
00:17:07,037 --> 00:17:09,306
Wild style.
398
00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:12,275
Yo, I've known y'all since
ya'll was little boys.
399
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,544
Be on tour. Y'all be playing
with toys.
400
00:17:14,544 --> 00:17:16,113
But know you're all
grown-ass men.
401
00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,782
RSVP. And I just really
want to say...
402
00:17:18,782 --> 00:17:20,884
I'm proud of you.
403
00:17:20,884 --> 00:17:23,053
(bell dings)
404
00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:27,891
Wild style.
405
00:17:27,891 --> 00:17:30,127
Wild style.
406
00:17:30,127 --> 00:17:33,563
I said, "Ooh, nah, DC.
407
00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:35,999
"Why you built like
some beef jerky?"
408
00:17:35,999 --> 00:17:37,234
(bell dings)
409
00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:39,002
♪ And I'll give you this
for free, man ♪
410
00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:41,671
Look like Eman
if he ate Eman.
411
00:17:41,671 --> 00:17:44,241
And Stantwon, tell you
how much he loves dudes.
412
00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:47,177
He's the one who gave blood
(indistinct).
413
00:17:47,177 --> 00:17:49,479
And Morgan with
the fake beard and curls,
414
00:17:49,479 --> 00:17:52,249
looks like you got cut
from the Backstreet Girls.
415
00:17:52,249 --> 00:17:54,918
(bell dings)
416
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:56,319
Whole team right in
front of us,
417
00:17:56,319 --> 00:17:58,021
put Bobby in a grave,
tombstone will say anonymous.
418
00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,689
- (Crowd) Oh!
- (bell dings)
419
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:01,958
DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
420
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:04,327
(music stops)
421
00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:07,798
- White boy...
- (indistinct)
422
00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:09,199
He not White,
he Cuban.
423
00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:11,401
That's right.
I'm something.
424
00:18:11,401 --> 00:18:13,270
I'm something.
425
00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:15,338
Come over here, Brent.
426
00:18:15,338 --> 00:18:17,007
Here we go.
Here we go.
427
00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:20,677
♪ Now, Brent, I'm not trying
to disgrace you ♪
428
00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:22,779
♪ It's not my fault
they brought me on here ♪
429
00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:24,614
♪ To replace you ♪
430
00:18:24,614 --> 00:18:25,916
- Yeah.
- No.
431
00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:27,451
Keep going.
432
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:29,953
That's all he got.
433
00:18:29,953 --> 00:18:31,388
- That's all he got.
- No, I don't.
434
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:33,023
That's all he got.
435
00:18:33,023 --> 00:18:34,891
- (buzzer)
- That's all he got.
436
00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:36,460
Keep going, (bleep).
437
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,961
Bring that White ass
up here.
438
00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:40,363
What you say, (bleep).
439
00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:42,966
Listen,
♪ The Black team ♪
440
00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:44,634
♪ We brought the street ♪
441
00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:48,905
♪ I look like jerky 'cause
your mama loved the beef ♪
442
00:18:48,905 --> 00:18:50,674
(cheering)
443
00:18:50,674 --> 00:18:54,044
You know when we get the mic,
we make (bleep) scramble.
444
00:18:54,044 --> 00:18:55,779
Ain't neither one of them boys
has had a hit
445
00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:57,747
since I was on Disney Channel.
446
00:18:57,747 --> 00:18:59,216
(bell dings)
447
00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:00,784
Hold on.
One more thing.
448
00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:02,752
I'm gonna say one more thing.
449
00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:06,256
And then I'm gonna say
nothing after this.
450
00:19:06,256 --> 00:19:10,327
On this day, I'm the only
Bobb'E J. that matters, bitch!
451
00:19:10,327 --> 00:19:12,395
- (bell dings)
- Oh, wait a minute.
452
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:14,397
I was gonna stop,
453
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:16,700
but you look just like the
picture off the S-Girl box.
454
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,034
You ever see one of them
before?
455
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:21,204
(bell dinging)
456
00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:23,773
(indistinct)
457
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:24,975
Who won, DJ D-Wrek?
458
00:19:24,975 --> 00:19:26,510
I gotta give that
to the Red Squad.
459
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,311
Make some noise for
the Red Squad.
460
00:19:28,311 --> 00:19:33,149
(cheering)
461
00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:34,384
Watch out, Bobb'E.
462
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:36,686
This is mine!
You come back and get it!
463
00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:38,488
But you know what?
464
00:19:38,488 --> 00:19:40,257
One thing we about to give you
all right now
465
00:19:40,257 --> 00:19:42,058
is some energy
and a classic.
466
00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:45,128
I need you on your feet.
We doing this for Season 20.
467
00:19:45,128 --> 00:19:48,298
It's a special moment.
Turn your TVs up
468
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:52,602
and make some noise
for Bobby V!
469
00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:55,005
(music playing)
470
00:19:55,005 --> 00:20:00,443
♪ I saw you walking
down Melrose ♪
471
00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:05,749
♪ You looked like an angel
straight out of heaven, girl ♪
472
00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:10,787
♪ I was blown away
by your sexiness ♪
473
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:15,258
♪ All I have to do
is catch up to you ♪
474
00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:17,027
♪ Slow down ♪
475
00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:19,462
♪ I just wanna get
to know you ♪
476
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:21,932
♪ But don't turn around ♪
477
00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:22,933
♪ 'Cause that pretty round thing
looks good to me ♪
478
00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:28,205
♪♪
479
00:20:30,441 --> 00:20:31,776
(music and chanting)
480
00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:57,868
♪ MTV ♪
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