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[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
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[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon
Presents Wild 'N Out".
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[Nick] This is the home
of freestyle comedy.
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[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
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- [bleep] just got
real, Nick!
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[D-Wrek]
And legendary guests.
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- Well, let's get wild, baby.
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[D-Wrek] It's time
for season 20.
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- Out!
- Got damned!
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[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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- Alright, y'all, I need
everybody up out your seats,
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put your hands in the air
and make some noise
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for your host,
Conceited!
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[cheers and applause]
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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- ATL, make some noise!
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[cheers and applause]
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Y'all keep it going for my man,
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100 grand, oldest DJ
in the land, DJ D-Wrek.
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- What's up, what's up,
what's up?
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[chuckles]
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- Y'all make some noise
for the lovely
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"Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
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[cheers and applause]
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I know a lotta y'all
looking at me,
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and y'all thinking,
Nick Cannon gave
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the show to one of his kids.
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[laughter]
A'ight, but no,
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I'm just holding it down for him
today, so it's a'ight.
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But it's still gonna be
that same show that
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y'all know and love,
two teams battling
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head to head to see
who's the funniest.
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And I know it's
gonna be my team,
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'cause I'm the captain
of the Red Squad.
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[cheers and applause]
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Justina Valentine,
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E-man,
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Jess Hilarious,
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Morgan, Rip Michaels,
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Phillip Hudson,
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we got Big Baby back here.
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- Yerrrrp!
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- Radio Big Mack.
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And Hitman Holla.
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[cheers continue]
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So I gotta bring out
the bad boys,
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but on this stage,
we call 'em the opps,
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make some noise
for the Black Squad.
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[cheers and applause]
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FatsDaBarber,
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Thatboyfunny,
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we got Matt Rife
back in the building.
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Little head Cortez,
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Charlie Clips,
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pretty B. Simone,
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Pretty Vee,
Chico Bean,
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and of course, the legend,
DC Young Fly!
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[cheers continue]
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I'm not gonna lie,
the teams are stacked.
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I'm gonna even
the playing field,
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I don't cheat like Nick,
a'ight?
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So I'm gonna make it even.
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Make some noise
for Sevyn Streeter.
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[cheers and applause]
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[cheers continue]
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What's up?
You go over there,
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I'ma go over there,
DJ D-Wrek,
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tell us the first game.
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- Yo, yo, yo,
y'all know it
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and y'all love it,
and it's called
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Turn Up For What?
[cheers and applause]
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Red Squad, Black Squad,
step up, a'ight?
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- Let's go.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Red Squad, wild out.
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- ATL, turn up.
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[all] Turn up for what?
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- 'Cause my dog Conceited
might not be tall enough
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to ride all the rides
at Six Flags,
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but he tall enough
to host this show!
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[music and applause]
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[ding]
- Turn up, turn up, turn up!
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- ATL, turn up.
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[all] Turn up for what?
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- My dog, 'cause Nick
couldn't be here,
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so he got one of his
kids toys to host.
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- One of his kids toys.
[laughter]
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[deep sigh]
[cricket sound effect]
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[laughter]
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- What?!
- That's crazy, man.
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- ATL, turn up.
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[all] Turn up for what?
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- Last night I had
my favorite dessert,
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my [bleep] gave me
a [bleep]!
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[laughter]
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[cricket sound effect]
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Okay, ATL, turn up.
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[all] Turn up for what?
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- 'Cause I'm that dude
that gave a [bleep]
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to Jess Hilarious.
[laughter]
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[music and applause]
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[ding]
- Hey, that was funny.
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- I got something to say.
Can I get a--
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Can I get a "hell yeah".
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[all] "Hell yeah"
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- That'll do it.
That'll do it.
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ATL, turn up.
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[all] Turn up for what?
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- 'Cause they invited
Sevyn Streeter on the show,
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and I can finally
shoot my shot,
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you think I can
have your number?
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- Hell no!
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[laughter]
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- A'ight, I be back.
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- ATL, turn up.
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[all] Turn up for what?
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- 'Cause Conceited finally
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reached the height
of his career.
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[laughter]
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[music and applause]
- It's not Wildstyle yet!
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It's not Wildstyle yet!
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- Yerrrp!
- Yerrrp!
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- ATL, turn up.
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[all] Turn up for what?
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- 'Cause I went to an
all-you-can-eat buffet...
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and I came in first place!
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[music and applause]
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[ding]
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[ding]
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Wait a minute...
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And second place!
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[music and applause]
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- He got second,
he got second,
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he got seconds.
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[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
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DJ D-Wrek, can you please make
some sense of this, please?
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- Yo, I gotta give that
to the Red Squad.
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Make some noise...
- Thank you!
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[cheers and applause]
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Listen, but we still
got some more game to play,
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so Sevyn, maybe you can
probably win the next one,
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but until then, DJ D-Wrek,
take us out.
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n wild 'n ♪
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♪♪
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- Okay...
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[rapping in Spanish]
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[laughter]
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- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
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- Atlanta,
make some noise.
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[cheers and applause]
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Keep it going for my girl
Sevyn Streeter in the building.
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[cheers and applause]
Yo, we still gotta
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hold it down for Nick today.
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In the meantime,
DJ D-Wrek,
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let us know the second game.
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- Okay, next up
is a fan favorite
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and it's called Flow Job.
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[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!
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- It's a timed guessing game,
each cast member will freestyle
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the occupation to
a "Wild 'N Out" goddess,
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and if she guesses it right,
it gets a bell.
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[ding]
If it's wrong...
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[buzzer]
It gets a buzzer.
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So let's bring out
our "Wild 'N Out" goddess
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Lauren to the stage.
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[cheers and applause]
Okay, Red Squad, y'all ready?
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- Yeah!
- Wild out.
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- ♪ Yo, pepperoni,
or sausage ♪
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♪ But you could be
my favorite topping ♪
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♪ See, the line off the hook,
they be calling for more ♪
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♪ Dominos, Papa John's
bring it right to your door ♪
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- Delivery man, pizza man.
- Yeah! Yeah!
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[ding]
[music and applause]
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- Alright, I'm getting
the hang of this.
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[laughter]
- Okay.
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♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo,
I make a puppet talk ♪
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♪ Without moving my lips ♪
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♪ Don't get mad at me,
it's him talking slick ♪
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♪ If I'm in a [bleep] mood,
it's not need to ask ♪
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♪ I got my hand lodged
inside a puppet's ass ♪
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- Oh, um...
- You know it.
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[buzzer]
- Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
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♪ I said I'd be here
about 2:00, but I lied ♪
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♪ I'm the dude you call
when your Wi-Fi die ♪
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♪ Forget that Fire Stick,
pay me that dough ♪
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♪ You need me just
to watch this show ♪
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- Cable man.
- Let's go!
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[ding]
[cheers and applause]
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- Let's go, let's go,
bring it to me.
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- ♪ Unh, unh, hey,
listen up, lil ♪
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♪ Lemme talk to you, shorty ♪
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♪ You gon' get this gift whether
you nice or you naughty ♪
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♪ Tell the truth,
you can sit on my lap ♪
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♪ And if you're a good girl,
I'll empty the sack
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♪ It's a timed game
so let's go go go ♪
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♪ I'm a pimp, baby, so you can
be one of my ho ho hos ♪
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- Santa Claus.
What's up, Santa?
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- There it is, there it is,
there it is.
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- Alright,
what's up, what you got?
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- Okay, listen,
alright, look.
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♪ Before it was cool when
it was just rock and roll ♪
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♪ But now it's a bunch more
so I got to go ♪
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♪ And now it's number three,
and he got so much kids ♪
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♪ I might think that
I'm at Chuck E. Cheese ♪
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♪ And then number nine,
a tenth as well ♪
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♪ I get paid for each kid,
I'll be rich as hell ♪
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- You're Nick Cannon.
- Yeah, but I watch his kids
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when he does the show...
- Babysitter!
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- Yes! Yes!
- Hell no!
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[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
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- A'ight, it's Maddy's turn.
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Black Squad, wild out.
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- ♪ Yo, yo, yo, a'ight, listen,
mama, you better get it clear ♪
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♪ I can make them pantyhose
go and disappear ♪
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♪ You gonna fall in love if
I give you a spell ♪
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♪ Abracadabra, [bleep],
gimme a bell ♪
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- "Abracadabra, [bleep]"?
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- A magician?
- Oh!
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[ding]
[laughter]
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[cheers and applause]
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- ♪ I'ma a lady that helps
delivers babies ♪
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♪ Nick hires me on the daily ♪
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♪ No, I'm not a doctor
but I get moolah ♪
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♪ There's one named
Erykah Ba... ♪
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- Uh, is it a housewife?
A home...
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- ♪ Sounds like Erykah Ba... ♪
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[buzzer]
- Erykah Badu?
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- Sorry, Sevyn!
- It's okay, Sevyn.
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[music and applause]
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- Okay...
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[rapping in Spanish]
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[rapping in Spanish]
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- Uh, a Spanish instructor?
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- [exclaiming in Spanish]
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- She didn't say it.
- She didn't say salsa.
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- She didn't say that.
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- I got this one,
I got this one.
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You gotta get this one, okay?
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00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,749
♪ Listen, listen,
I'm on a big person's feet ♪
248
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,719
♪ Every time he walk-- ♪
[buzzer]
249
00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,154
- You said "big person's feet".
250
00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,856
You said "big."
- You said "big."
251
00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:53,593
- You let Con say he watch
the babies, [bleep].
252
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,962
- I said "the kids".
- You said "big!"
253
00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:57,763
Go that way.
- Stupid!
254
00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,766
- Time's wasting, DC.
255
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:04,003
- Boy, you old as [bleep],
anyway, [bleep].
256
00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,072
[laughter]
- Let's go, let's go.
257
00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,174
♪♪
258
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,876
- Check me out,
pay attention now, okay?
259
00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,379
♪ My color is red,
there's horns on my head ♪
260
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,881
♪ If you ain't living right then
you'll see me when you dead ♪
261
00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:18,384
♪ And if D-Wrek
don't give me a bell ♪
262
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,387
♪ Then I'ma tell you and him
welcome to hell ♪
263
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,955
- Oh, the devil.
- Exactly.
264
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,992
[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
265
00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,361
- DJ D-Wrek, let us know
who won please.
266
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,962
- I gotta give that one
to the Red Squad...
267
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:33,866
- Red Squad!
[cheers and applause]
268
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,268
Sevyn Streeter,
you are down two-zip.
269
00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,638
- It's okay, it's okay,
we still in this thing.
270
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,640
- You right, 'cause there's
still plenty more game to play.
271
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,508
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
272
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:45,578
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
273
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:49,148
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n wild 'n ♪
274
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,583
[rhythmic clapping]
- Sevyn Streeter,
275
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:54,553
you're so fine, my name
Justina Valentine.
276
00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,000
I like what I see,
but the water in your mouth
277
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,690
I like what I see,
but the water in your mouth
278
00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,825
if you still [bleep] B.o.B.
279
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,360
[audience gasps]
280
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,967
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
281
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,904
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
282
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,206
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
283
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,208
ATL, make some noise.
284
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,511
[cheers and applause]
285
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,814
We got Sevyn Streeter
in the building.
286
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:24,050
[cheers and applause]
287
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,452
DJ D-Wrek,
what's the next game?
288
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,953
- Yo, it's time
for a classic game
289
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:30,156
we call Talking Spit.
- Alright.
290
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,358
[cheers and applause]
291
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,127
So our lovely "Wild 'N Out"
goddesses are gonna come
292
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,762
bring up some chairs,
we're gonna fill
293
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:38,298
our mouths up with water,
and now the team who spits
294
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:42,602
the most loses, so we gonna
see what we can do.
295
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,737
Make some noise.
DJ D-Wrek?
296
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,338
- Alright, alright, alright.
297
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,973
[cheers and applause]
298
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,075
Let's get settled here
and fill the mouths
299
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,877
up with water.
300
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,846
Black Squad, wild out.
301
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,848
- Let's go, Bean!
302
00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,954
- Reginald...
[laughter]
303
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,791
Oh, y'all didn't know that
was his real name?
304
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,092
Reginald?
305
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,827
[ding]
[laughter]
306
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,334
Oh, before I leave,
real quick, Reginald,
307
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,437
um, we got Sevyn Streeter here,
308
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,906
and that's one of the most
gangster names ever,
309
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,442
even though she's a singer
Sevyn Streeter's gangster.
310
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,377
But I Googled her real name,
311
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,045
it's Amber Denise.
312
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,281
[laughter]
313
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,083
It sound like she work
at a white strip club.
314
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,851
Ladies and gentlemen...
[ding]
315
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,020
Coming to the stage,
316
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:37,090
put your hands together
for Amber Denise.
317
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,491
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
318
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,330
- Alright, I need y'all help.
319
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,698
[rhythmic clapping]
- Sevyn Streeter,
320
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:49,669
you're so fine, my name
Justina Valentine.
321
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,605
I like what I see,
but the water in your mouth
322
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,908
if you still [bleep] B.o.B.
323
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,010
[audience gasps]
[laughter]
324
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,311
[ding]
325
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,746
[cheers and applause]
326
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,847
- Hell no!
327
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,016
[laughter]
328
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,651
[cheers continue]
329
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,355
- Hey, Sevyn.
Alright, Con,
330
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,790
so I'ma tell y'all
a little secret about him,
331
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,158
y'all probably don't know this
'cause he like,
332
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,693
is getting better,
but he got a stuttering problem.
333
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,061
Just a little bit.
[laughter]
334
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,963
So, Con, we gonna show them
335
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,998
how you would sing
if you was 3LW.
336
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,466
- Period.
- It's like...
337
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,101
♪ I'm getting a little
tired of your broken ♪
338
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,270
♪ Promises promises promises
promises promises promises... ♪
339
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,639
[laughter]
[ding]
340
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,042
- You done spit all on
Sevyn Streeter.
341
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,110
[laughter continues]
342
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,179
- Get her a towel,
he spit all in her face.
343
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,616
Get her a towel.
Jesus!
344
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,852
- Can't believe you
did that to her, Reginald.
345
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,887
[laughter]
346
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,488
- Let's go!
347
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,857
[cheers and applause]
348
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,259
- Let's go, E-man!
We got the same mom and dad!
349
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,329
Wears the name well.
- In Christ.
350
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,464
[laughter]
[clears throat]
351
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,202
[nasally, fast-paced]
I am Conceited's thoughts.
352
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,507
I know...
you're wondering why...
353
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,943
my thoughts are so fast...
354
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,678
it's because they
are short too.
355
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,215
[laughter]
[ding]
356
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,117
[cheers and applause]
357
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,659
- Oh, my God, I am so excited
to be here on "Wild 'N Out"
358
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,995
as a team captain
for the Black Squad.
359
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,429
And they having me
compete with Nick...
360
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,865
oh my God, oh my God,
somebody put
361
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,101
Nick Cannon in the dryer.
[laughter]
362
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,136
Oh, my God!
[ding]
363
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,838
[laughter]
364
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,742
- You better not spit, Con.
365
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,310
[laughter]
366
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,312
[cheers and applause]
367
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,514
- Let's go.
Do it!
368
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,782
- Go, Phil!
369
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,084
- Alright, I'll do it,
370
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,786
but I need my partner
Morgan.
371
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,021
- Hell yeah!
372
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,789
[cheers and applause]
373
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,424
- I wrote a little poem,
374
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,260
so I need y'all to snap with me,
snap with me, snap with me.
375
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,828
[fingers snapping]
[light guitar playing]
376
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,231
I like that, this how it go.
377
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,233
[deep breath]
378
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,802
Oranges are orange...
379
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:06,940
- ♪ Oranges, oranges
are oranges ♪
380
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,641
♪♪
381
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,977
♪ Orange you gonna gimme
your number, or spit ♪
382
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:15,214
♪♪
383
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,016
- ♪ Orange you gonna
go sit down ♪
384
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,352
[laughter]
[ding, ding]
385
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:25,525
[cheers and applause]
[rapid dinging]
386
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:29,462
- DJ D-Wrek, I mean, the whole
front row backed up,
387
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,663
so I know I probably
spit the most,
388
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,198
but can you please
tell us who won?
389
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,801
- Yo, Conceited spit the most,
so the Black Squad wins.
390
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,704
Make some noise for
the Black Squad y'all.
391
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,505
- Atlanta, get on your feet.
392
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,207
We got Sevyn Streeter
in the building.
393
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,742
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
394
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,511
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
395
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,314
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n,
wild 'n ♪
396
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,683
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
397
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,519
- B. Simone, you know...
- I'm coming, hold on.
398
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,621
Hold on, let me get my shine.
- And you know that
399
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,124
I'm rocking it, you ain't gotta
worry about going to jail.
400
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,625
If the judge threw
the book at you,
401
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,327
you would just copy it.
402
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,996
[audience groans]
403
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,402
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
404
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,237
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
[music stops]
405
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,473
ATL, make some noise.
406
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,276
[cheers and applause]
407
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,710
Alright alright alright,
408
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,178
we got Sevyn Streeter
in the building.
409
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,148
[cheers and applause]
410
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,817
Now it's been a crazy,
crazy show, but now
411
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,919
it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
412
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,188
[all] Wildstyle!
413
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:30,923
- That's right,
freestyle rapping,
414
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,925
but here we focus on the jokes.
415
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,928
So each punchline can be
added to your total score,
416
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,064
and now the game can go
either way.
417
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,433
Black Squad step up,
Red Squad step up.
418
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,402
DJ D-Wrek.
419
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,603
- Yes, sir?
- Drop the beat.
420
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,471
♪♪
421
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,107
- ♪ Yo, wildstyle ♪
422
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,443
♪ Yeah, wildstyle ♪
423
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,246
♪ Let's get it,
wildstyle ♪
424
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,580
- [trilling voice]
- I said...
425
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,183
♪ Hey, yo Sevyn,
can I kick it? ♪
426
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,819
♪ I wanna know,
are you with it? ♪
427
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,288
♪ If you are,
I can give you a ticket ♪
428
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:05,224
♪ Sevyn's your name but I want
your seven digits ♪
429
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,626
So-- so can I have them?
430
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,127
[buzzer]
[laughter]
431
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,529
- You not tall enough.
432
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,098
You're too tiny,
you're too tiny.
433
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,934
- ♪ I said Reginald,
you built like a vase ♪
434
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,369
♪ And with a name that old ♪
435
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,904
♪ You should have hair
on your face ♪
436
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,340
♪ Reginald,
you heard what I said ♪
437
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,242
♪ Your back the same size
as a twin sized bed ♪
438
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,945
♪ Reginald, I said it again ♪
439
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,481
♪ God gave you a dimple
and he put it on your chin ♪
440
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,917
♪ Reginald, one more time ♪
441
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,586
♪ Reginald,
my favorite line ♪
442
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,021
[all] ♪ Reginald ♪
443
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,757
- ♪ Say ♪
- ♪ Reginald ♪
444
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,525
[laughter]
- Let me get Matt.
445
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,194
♪ Wildstyle ♪
446
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,564
♪ Okay, hey, yo, Matt,
I should've told you sooner ♪
447
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,166
♪ Your ass look like
Harvey Weinstein Jr. ♪
448
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,935
♪ And now there's
no testing me now ♪
449
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,470
♪ Sevyn Streeter look like
Kelly Rowland ♪
450
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,872
♪ If she never met
her destiny, child ♪
451
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,040
[laughter]
[buzzer]
452
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,310
- What?!
- Man, cut the beat.
453
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,511
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek?
- Yo?
454
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,279
- Cut the beat.
[air horn blares]
455
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,116
Hey, yo, Matt,
hey, yo, Matt,
456
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,885
you up here looking
like Justin Bieber
457
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,554
if he was a tweaker on
a buncha reefer
458
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,790
and let Cousin Skeeter
touch his wiener.
459
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,192
- That's cute,
that's cut, that's cute.
460
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,829
- And you, Fats, I know
you so hungry you eat
461
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,065
nothing but old candy,
[bleep], with these
462
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,600
big ass titties
you could breastfeed
463
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,235
Nick Cannon's whole family.
464
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,836
[laughter]
[ding]
465
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,273
- B. Simone, you know...
- I'm coming, hold on.
466
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,875
Hold on, let me get my shine.
- And you know that
467
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,611
I'm rocking it, you ain't gotta
worry about going to jail.
468
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,146
If the judge threw
the book at you,
469
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,847
you would just copy it.
470
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,783
[audience gasps]
[ding]
471
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,152
[laughter]
- So personal!
472
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:42,822
- Cortez, I just wanna
say something, man.
473
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,925
I was with your girl
last night,
474
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,860
and she said she liked
my endurance.
475
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,695
- Right.
- And every time
476
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,064
I stand next to you,
I feel like
477
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,434
I saved a bunch of money
on my car insurance.
478
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,702
[laughter]
[ding]
479
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,806
- That's my brother.
- That was funny, E-man,
480
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,508
and you be doing the most,
but up on stage,
481
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,744
your dreadlocks smell
like urinal soap.
482
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,212
If you don't go
and wash your hair...
483
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,613
- Urinal soap, okay.
[buzzer]
484
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,283
Cortez, for your team,
you a rider,
485
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,118
You little house fly,
I bet you wouldn't
486
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,619
say that to a spider.
487
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,354
[laughter]
[ding]
488
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,391
- And that is the truth,
and reassure,
489
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,092
[bleep] up here looking
like Spike Lee
490
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,928
if he was born premature.
491
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,362
[laughter]
[ding]
492
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:27,233
[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
493
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:31,003
DJ D-Wrek, can you please make
some sense of this?
494
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,839
- Yo, I gotta give that
to the Red Squad...
495
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:36,542
- Red Squad!
[cheers and applause]
496
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:41,013
Listen, the comedy championship
belt stays here.
497
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,616
Sevyn, maybe next time
you could come back
498
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,818
and maybe you can get it.
- You know what?
499
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,286
Say less.
- Say less.
500
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,088
Now, everybody,
get on your feet,
501
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,324
stay on your feet,
make some noise
502
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,125
for Sevyn Streeter.
503
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:57,730
[music and applause]
504
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,633
- ♪ I been working out
all summer for these pics ♪
505
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,536
♪ Milkshake,
getting thick ♪
506
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,305
♪ He gonna shoot his shot,
but he gonna hit a brick ♪
507
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:09,075
♪ If I shoot my shot,
just know I never miss ♪
508
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,643
♪ Is that your aura? ♪
509
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,278
♪ Girl, you glowing ♪
510
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,047
♪ Ain't no sleeping over here,
no you boring ♪
511
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,516
♪ Book a flight ♪
512
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,050
♪ Now we touring ♪
513
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,686
♪ Give me that tongue,
23, Michael Jordan ♪
514
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,255
♪ Ball out, ball out ♪
515
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,723
♪ Way I put in work ♪
516
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,724
♪ I can't call out ♪
517
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,833
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
518
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:57,857
- ♪ MTV ♪
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