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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,259 --> 00:00:18,259 [traditional music playing] 2 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,660 [people clapping, cheering] 3 00:00:30,901 --> 00:00:34,541 [people continue cheering] 4 00:00:37,941 --> 00:00:41,022 [music fading] 5 00:00:46,142 --> 00:00:47,642 [music intensifies] 6 00:00:47,742 --> 00:00:49,722 ["Male Stripper" by Man2Man plays] ♪ Ladies night Adonis ♪ 7 00:00:49,822 --> 00:00:51,483 ♪ Working after hours ♪ 8 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,403 ♪ Ripples on my chest Never got a nights rest ♪ 9 00:00:53,503 --> 00:00:56,923 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 10 00:00:57,023 --> 00:01:00,684 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 11 00:01:00,784 --> 00:01:02,484 ♪ A modern day Jack ♪ 12 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,284 ♪ A jock with an act ♪ 13 00:01:04,384 --> 00:01:06,364 ♪ Hey, Lolita, touch me Squeeze me, ooh... ♪ 14 00:01:06,464 --> 00:01:07,884 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 15 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,924 ♪ Ah! ♪ 16 00:01:10,025 --> 00:01:13,565 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 17 00:01:13,665 --> 00:01:15,085 ♪ Built like a truck ♪ 18 00:01:15,185 --> 00:01:17,165 ♪ I'd bump for a buck ♪ 19 00:01:17,265 --> 00:01:19,365 ♪ Tips in my G-string made my living ♪ 20 00:01:19,465 --> 00:01:22,166 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 21 00:01:22,266 --> 00:01:26,446 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 22 00:01:26,546 --> 00:01:27,926 ♪ In hot cop drag ♪ 23 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:29,806 ♪ In another man's stag ♪ 24 00:01:29,906 --> 00:01:32,087 ♪ Dressed to tease ‘em Strip to sleaze 'em ♪ 25 00:01:32,187 --> 00:01:35,567 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 26 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:39,167 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 27 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,048 ♪ Strip for me, babe ♪ 28 00:01:41,148 --> 00:01:42,848 ♪ Strip for you ♪ 29 00:01:42,948 --> 00:01:46,368 ♪ Strip for me 'cause I want you to ♪ 30 00:01:46,468 --> 00:01:48,488 ♪ Strip for me, babe ♪ 31 00:01:48,588 --> 00:01:50,289 ♪ Strip for you ♪ 32 00:01:50,389 --> 00:01:53,569 ♪ Strip for me 'cause I want you to ♪ 33 00:01:53,669 --> 00:01:55,889 ♪ Ladies night Adonis ♪ 34 00:01:55,989 --> 00:01:57,489 ♪ Working after hours ♪ 35 00:01:57,589 --> 00:01:59,529 ♪ Ripples on my chest, Never got a nights rest ♪ 36 00:01:59,629 --> 00:02:03,250 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 37 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:05,990 ♪ A modern day Jack, A jock with an act ♪ 38 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,770 ♪ Hey, Lolita, touch me, squeeze me ♪ 39 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:11,691 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 40 00:02:11,791 --> 00:02:15,851 [key change] ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 41 00:02:15,951 --> 00:02:17,571 ♪ And built like a truck ♪ 42 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,811 ♪ I'd bump for a buck ♪ 43 00:02:19,911 --> 00:02:21,732 ♪ Tips in my G-string made my living ♪ 44 00:02:21,832 --> 00:02:25,132 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 45 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:26,892 ♪ In hot cop drag ♪ 46 00:02:26,992 --> 00:02:28,812 ♪ In another man's stag ♪ 47 00:02:28,912 --> 00:02:30,933 ♪ Dressed to tease ‘em Strip to please 'em ♪ 48 00:02:31,033 --> 00:02:34,573 ♪ I was a male stripper in a go-go bar I was a male stripper in a go-go bar ♪ 49 00:02:34,673 --> 00:02:37,973 ♪ Strip for me, babe. Strip for you ♪ 50 00:02:38,073 --> 00:02:41,694 ♪ Strip for me 'cause I want you to ♪ 51 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:43,694 ♪ Strip for me, babe ♪ 52 00:02:43,794 --> 00:02:45,534 ♪ Strip for you ♪ 53 00:02:45,634 --> 00:02:49,094 ♪ Strip for me 'cause I want you to ♪ 54 00:02:49,194 --> 00:02:52,895 ♪ Strip for me, babe. Strip for you ♪ 55 00:02:52,995 --> 00:02:56,415 ♪ Strip for me 'cause I want you to ♪ 56 00:02:56,515 --> 00:03:00,176 ♪ Strip for me, babe. Strip for you ♪ 57 00:03:00,276 --> 00:03:03,056 ♪ Strip for me 'cause I want you to ♪ 58 00:03:03,156 --> 00:03:04,136 What’d ya think? 59 00:03:04,236 --> 00:03:06,236 [music continues] 60 00:03:07,196 --> 00:03:08,296 What the hell DB? 61 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,577 I thought you said you liked the TikTok idea! 62 00:03:10,677 --> 00:03:12,257 I do. I Googled it. 63 00:03:12,357 --> 00:03:13,977 More people watch TikTok than YouTube. 64 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:15,817 We're gonna livestream your death on it. 65 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:17,257 You're not gonna do my dance? 66 00:03:17,357 --> 00:03:18,857 Director Bustard, I can be much better. 67 00:03:18,957 --> 00:03:20,578 I nearly got cast as Gavroche 68 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,858 in a dance-version of Les Mis at the Old Fitz. 69 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:24,338 Yeah, and Phil Choi is really good with rhythm, 70 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,498 it's just he got shot in the dick. 71 00:03:26,598 --> 00:03:27,458 Wasn't the dick. 72 00:03:27,558 --> 00:03:28,978 It wasn't, sir. It was his ass. 73 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,739 - It wasn’t his ass! - We're not doing dancing! 74 00:03:31,839 --> 00:03:32,899 We're going to drown you. 75 00:03:32,999 --> 00:03:34,539 Let's see how many people want to see that. 76 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,979 Hey, hey! I think we are getting just a little 77 00:03:37,079 --> 00:03:39,299 far away from the plan, DB, you know? 78 00:03:39,399 --> 00:03:41,860 Redemption, bravery, famous heroes. 79 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,980 People do wanna see that. 80 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,100 They do wanna see-- 81 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,780 Your country sent someone here to kill you, not save you. 82 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,900 It's time to face it! 83 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,781 Nobody wants to hear your story, or ours. 84 00:03:52,881 --> 00:03:54,541 Nobody cares! 85 00:03:54,641 --> 00:03:55,981 [woman] I do. 86 00:03:56,081 --> 00:03:58,081 [triumphant music plays] 87 00:04:06,922 --> 00:04:08,922 What are you doing here? 88 00:04:10,323 --> 00:04:12,063 I'm here for you. 89 00:04:12,163 --> 00:04:13,383 - Me? - Mm-hm. 90 00:04:13,483 --> 00:04:14,543 I wanna know about you. 91 00:04:14,643 --> 00:04:16,883 The world wants to know about you. 92 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:19,263 You and your story. 93 00:04:19,363 --> 00:04:21,944 The world doesn't wanna know about my story. 94 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,024 Yes, it does. 95 00:04:24,124 --> 00:04:26,124 You’ve just have the wrong people telling it. 96 00:04:28,044 --> 00:04:31,205 [podcast theme plays] 97 00:04:36,285 --> 00:04:37,785 This is Josie Justice, 98 00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:41,346 coming to you live from inside the secret POW camp 99 00:04:41,446 --> 00:04:44,306 where the four Australian hostages are being held. 100 00:04:44,406 --> 00:04:46,026 Tensions are high inside here. 101 00:04:46,126 --> 00:04:48,626 And as you can see, the boys are weak, 102 00:04:48,726 --> 00:04:50,887 frail, and have all but lost hope. 103 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:54,947 But despite the chaos and through their despair, 104 00:04:55,047 --> 00:04:58,147 that cheeky Australian spirit still thrives. 105 00:04:58,247 --> 00:05:00,748 - [loud explosion] - [Josie gasps] 106 00:05:00,848 --> 00:05:02,428 Uh... 107 00:05:02,528 --> 00:05:06,148 We are now under direct artillery fire. 108 00:05:06,248 --> 00:05:07,868 It's impossible to know 109 00:05:07,968 --> 00:05:09,428 if it is from the local government forces 110 00:05:09,528 --> 00:05:11,969 - or some other for-- - [loud explosion] 111 00:05:13,369 --> 00:05:15,469 - This country has some-- - [Bustard screams] Hey! 112 00:05:15,569 --> 00:05:17,949 - They followed you here! - [screaming] 113 00:05:18,049 --> 00:05:20,190 Throw her in the cage with the other Australian idiots. 114 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:22,290 [Josie whimpers] 115 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,550 I asked you to leave my country. 116 00:05:25,650 --> 00:05:28,270 I warned you to end the plight of my people. 117 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:32,231 You have 12 hours to remove any capitalist influence, 118 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:35,091 and close down every single golf course... 119 00:05:36,251 --> 00:05:38,391 Or I will kill them all. 120 00:05:38,491 --> 00:05:40,492 [Josie screams, man whimpers] 121 00:05:42,052 --> 00:05:44,572 Your twelve hours, starts now. 122 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:46,832 When he says "now" 123 00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:49,192 Does he mean "now" now? I mean, is that, is that live? 124 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:50,633 A... As in right now? 125 00:05:50,733 --> 00:05:53,133 Or is it like, "now" in ages time. 126 00:05:54,373 --> 00:05:55,353 Anyway, 127 00:05:55,453 --> 00:05:57,913 our thoughts are prayers, of course, go out to-- 128 00:05:58,013 --> 00:06:02,334 This "journalist" just turns up in Behati-Prinsloo? Arugh... 129 00:06:03,494 --> 00:06:05,674 How in the hell would she even have found the place? 130 00:06:05,774 --> 00:06:07,774 Duh-unless... 131 00:06:08,174 --> 00:06:11,055 this was a deep-state operation from globalists... 132 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:12,995 What exactly Justice was doing 133 00:06:13,095 --> 00:06:15,035 in the volatile country, is unclear. 134 00:06:15,135 --> 00:06:18,475 But there are reports on unverified social media accounts 135 00:06:18,575 --> 00:06:21,596 that Ms. Justice is somehow implicated in the story 136 00:06:21,696 --> 00:06:23,436 of the Behati-Prinsloo Four, 137 00:06:23,536 --> 00:06:26,356 with some dedicated superfans of the Four 138 00:06:26,456 --> 00:06:28,276 claiming one of the soldiers is involved 139 00:06:28,376 --> 00:06:30,277 with Ms Justice romantically. 140 00:06:30,377 --> 00:06:34,197 With our very own Josie Justice taken hostage. 141 00:06:34,297 --> 00:06:38,357 And mysterious objects keep turning up on Australian beaches. 142 00:06:38,457 --> 00:06:41,198 Missing journalists, missing planes, 143 00:06:41,298 --> 00:06:42,918 we'll look into both. 144 00:06:43,018 --> 00:06:46,478 And tomorrow night, my follow up with Sean Penn. 145 00:06:46,578 --> 00:06:49,518 Speculation, he may be getting involved in the race 146 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,679 to save the missing soldiers. 147 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,599 [Background TV] We’re just getting a breaking story... 148 00:06:54,699 --> 00:06:56,719 What the fuck do we do if Sean Penn gets involved? 149 00:06:56,819 --> 00:06:58,819 He's an actor, sir. It's all pretend. 150 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:00,600 Think he can beat me in a race? 151 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,640 - A running race? - Any race. 152 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:04,840 [clicks tongue] You look pretty fit, sir. 153 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:07,200 I gotta tee something up then, eh? 154 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:08,360 Maybe even televise it. 155 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:09,880 Not sure that's the best idea. 156 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:11,401 Why? You think he could beat me? 157 00:07:11,501 --> 00:07:12,961 You think you could beat me in a race? 158 00:07:13,061 --> 00:07:14,721 Middle distance, I'd have you covered. 159 00:07:14,821 --> 00:07:17,001 - But you won't race? - Not with my knees. 160 00:07:17,101 --> 00:07:18,961 Well, if you won't race, you'll never beat me in a race. 161 00:07:19,061 --> 00:07:21,382 If I won't race, you'll never beat me in a race. 162 00:07:23,422 --> 00:07:24,882 - What'd ya bench? - [footsteps approach] 163 00:07:24,982 --> 00:07:26,982 What the hell is this? 164 00:07:27,702 --> 00:07:29,722 A livestream with 73 viewers. 165 00:07:29,822 --> 00:07:31,603 I thought you said The Dingo did his job. 166 00:07:31,703 --> 00:07:33,323 He did. 167 00:07:33,423 --> 00:07:36,843 This is a livestream of the camp at Behati-Prinsloo. 168 00:07:36,943 --> 00:07:38,043 Right now! 169 00:07:38,143 --> 00:07:39,723 Enzo? 170 00:07:39,823 --> 00:07:41,204 You think you could beat me in a race? 171 00:07:41,304 --> 00:07:43,604 Sir, this is a serious problem. 172 00:07:43,704 --> 00:07:46,004 Oh, here we go. Gunna pull out too aye? Sore knees? 173 00:07:46,104 --> 00:07:47,724 [Allison] With the Prime Minister repeatedly denying 174 00:07:47,824 --> 00:07:49,324 involvement in the region, 175 00:07:49,424 --> 00:07:52,185 this could be a difficult race for him to win. 176 00:07:55,305 --> 00:07:57,545 Oh! Oh! 177 00:07:58,305 --> 00:08:01,366 - Your knees are sore... - They are. 178 00:08:01,466 --> 00:08:03,486 so, you can't race. 179 00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:06,886 But my knees are fine, so... 180 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,166 - I can race. - Fantastic. 181 00:08:09,266 --> 00:08:11,127 Short, middle or long-distance? 182 00:08:11,227 --> 00:08:15,487 If Sean is involved, this race is gonna have to be a sprint. 183 00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:18,327 Oh, you fucking Seppos, eh? 184 00:08:18,427 --> 00:08:20,728 Explode out of the blocks. Get it done, get it over with. 185 00:08:20,828 --> 00:08:24,288 Well, we would like to get it done now, yes. 186 00:08:24,388 --> 00:08:27,608 So, are we gonna do this, now? 187 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,929 Any fucking time you like, Speedy Gonzales. Green light. 188 00:08:31,029 --> 00:08:33,729 [chuckles] Okay. 189 00:08:33,829 --> 00:08:36,329 - That was magnificent! - Oh, my goodness! Thank you! 190 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:37,729 - You were amazing! - [Bustard chuckling] 191 00:08:37,829 --> 00:08:40,610 Oh, the voice, the hair, it was brilliant. Well done. 192 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:42,290 I thought you were great too, Shammi. 193 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,730 - What now? - [sighs] 194 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:45,370 We have the eyes of the world on us now. 195 00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:47,330 [clicks tongue] So, we tell your story, 196 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:49,770 one-on-one, behind enemy lines. 197 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:51,731 They are gonna eat this up. 198 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,331 So, I'm gonna give you a number to call within the Australian military, 199 00:08:54,431 --> 00:08:57,291 tell them you want 30-minutes prime time 200 00:08:57,391 --> 00:08:59,531 or you'll kill me. 201 00:08:59,631 --> 00:09:01,652 Well, we were torturing them and nobody gave two shits. 202 00:09:01,752 --> 00:09:04,852 You get rag-dolled once, they put you straight onto prime time? 203 00:09:04,952 --> 00:09:06,312 No one really cares about four straight white guys 204 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,212 any more, you know? 205 00:09:07,312 --> 00:09:08,332 But I'm Lebanese. 206 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:11,573 I actually belong to the Chinese-Korean-Australian community. 207 00:09:11,673 --> 00:09:13,373 I can play Eastern European or Jewish, 208 00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:14,853 or Eastern European-Jewish. 209 00:09:14,953 --> 00:09:17,133 - [Phil] Can you? - [Rowdy] Hey! Hey! Hey! 210 00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:19,233 [Rowdy] What about us? 211 00:09:20,194 --> 00:09:21,774 Guys, just sit tight, okay? 212 00:09:21,874 --> 00:09:24,014 As long as I'm here, he's not gonna kill you. 213 00:09:24,114 --> 00:09:26,574 People are looking for more female-driven storylines these days, you know? 214 00:09:26,674 --> 00:09:28,974 I'm doing all of this for my daughter! 215 00:09:29,074 --> 00:09:32,095 Yeah, but that's a man saving a woman. 216 00:09:32,195 --> 00:09:33,615 People aren't really going for that any more. 217 00:09:33,715 --> 00:09:36,875 Look, no one has ever drowned between the flags, ever. 218 00:09:38,355 --> 00:09:39,375 That does sound interesting. 219 00:09:39,475 --> 00:09:40,536 This feels a little bit different. 220 00:09:40,636 --> 00:09:42,976 No one has drowned between the flags 221 00:09:43,076 --> 00:09:45,536 because someone is always watching. 222 00:09:45,636 --> 00:09:47,296 I get eyes on you guys, 223 00:09:47,396 --> 00:09:49,616 I get the world watching... [scoffs] 224 00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:51,717 he ain't doing shit. 225 00:09:52,037 --> 00:09:54,257 - Thanks--Thanks, Josie. Thanks. - Okay, thanks. 226 00:09:54,357 --> 00:09:55,377 [Dylan] Thanks, Josie. 227 00:09:55,477 --> 00:09:57,477 I would like to show you something, Josie Justice. 228 00:09:57,957 --> 00:10:00,838 Something, you will not find in your world. 229 00:10:05,278 --> 00:10:07,278 [chuckles] 230 00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:09,758 [ethereal music playing] 231 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,361 This island is named after this flower. 232 00:10:32,281 --> 00:10:34,281 The Behati-Prinsloo. 233 00:10:35,361 --> 00:10:36,821 Long ago, 234 00:10:36,921 --> 00:10:40,122 before war and golf courses ravaged these lands, 235 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:45,482 once a year, this flower would bloom from one coastline to the other. 236 00:10:47,122 --> 00:10:49,762 For us, it represented the cycle of life and love. 237 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:57,263 But within its blooming flower was a syrup 238 00:10:57,363 --> 00:11:00,364 that could preserve honey well beyond its use-by date. 239 00:11:02,004 --> 00:11:03,664 The Royal family sold the syrup 240 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,804 to a honey manufacturer from New Zealand. 241 00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:10,965 And now, with the irrigation of the golf courses, 242 00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:14,845 the flower has all but disappeared from Behati-Prinsloo. 243 00:11:17,485 --> 00:11:19,485 But not entirely. 244 00:11:22,486 --> 00:11:24,626 [inhales] 245 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,526 [exhales] 246 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,768 - Maximus - Oh. 247 00:11:44,608 --> 00:11:46,608 So, you just wanna save the flowers. 248 00:11:48,648 --> 00:11:50,769 With the flowers, go the bees. 249 00:11:57,849 --> 00:11:59,849 I want to save the island. 250 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,930 [sighs deeply] 251 00:12:12,091 --> 00:12:14,691 Your father will calm down, Bhanis. 252 00:12:19,251 --> 00:12:20,832 Habibi... [sighs] 253 00:12:20,932 --> 00:12:23,392 It was his cousin's wedding. 254 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,492 It's been difficult for him. 255 00:12:28,052 --> 00:12:30,052 It's not just tonight, mama. 256 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:34,053 It's been my whole life... 257 00:12:35,173 --> 00:12:37,173 he's never looked at me in the eye. 258 00:12:39,253 --> 00:12:40,314 [sighs] 259 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,994 It's difficult. It's complicated-- 260 00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:44,834 He's sending me to the army, mama. 261 00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:47,674 [breathes shakily] 262 00:12:47,774 --> 00:12:50,155 He wants me to bring honour back to this family, 263 00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:52,255 but he's never honoured me. 264 00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:55,075 He's never respected me. 265 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,495 He has respected you, Habibi. 266 00:12:58,535 --> 00:13:00,776 He hasn't respected himself. 267 00:13:04,096 --> 00:13:06,096 [sighs] 268 00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:09,096 When you were born, 269 00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:12,277 you were very large. 270 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,517 Yeah. Yeah, eight-pound-seven. 271 00:13:14,617 --> 00:13:17,337 No. No, Habibi. 272 00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:20,198 Down there. 273 00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:22,298 What, my dick and shit? 274 00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:26,098 You were bigger than your father. 275 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,139 What, as a baby? 276 00:13:32,619 --> 00:13:35,819 It's been very difficult for him, Habibi. 277 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,620 Poor dad. 278 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:47,940 [exhales] 279 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,301 All the posters, 280 00:13:50,701 --> 00:13:52,321 and the girls that have come round... 281 00:13:52,421 --> 00:13:54,961 [voice shaking] and now the wedding, 282 00:13:55,061 --> 00:13:57,061 with the bride, 283 00:13:57,661 --> 00:13:59,641 and the groom... 284 00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:03,102 I want him to believe in you, Habibi. 285 00:14:04,102 --> 00:14:05,602 He will. 286 00:14:05,702 --> 00:14:10,062 But the army is very dangerous, Bhanis. 287 00:14:11,663 --> 00:14:13,663 So am I. 288 00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:17,023 I'm strong. 289 00:14:18,863 --> 00:14:20,864 I can handle it. 290 00:14:22,784 --> 00:14:24,784 I'm gonna do it for dad. 291 00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:31,445 - [Albhanis whimpering] - It's okay, Bhanis. 292 00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:32,845 It's just a rat. 293 00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:34,525 [whimpering] I don't trust rodents. 294 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,165 Why are their legs and arms so skinny? 295 00:14:36,265 --> 00:14:38,325 Oh, it's just a bunch of particles colliding 296 00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:39,885 against another bunch of particles. 297 00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:41,446 - They're just like us. - [sighs] 298 00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:42,846 We need to get out of here. 299 00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,566 Yeah, no shit, Bhanis. 300 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,606 We're in a fucking bamboo cage that is sinking. 301 00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:47,686 What else should we do? 302 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,166 Buy Bitcoin ten years ago? 303 00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:50,927 Guys, guys! Let's just trust Josie. 304 00:14:51,027 --> 00:14:52,047 She's on our side. 305 00:14:52,147 --> 00:14:56,187 [singing] ♪ Behati! ♪ 306 00:14:57,227 --> 00:15:02,008 ♪ C'est le pays de nos désirs ♪ 307 00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:03,968 [Albhanis] Josie is teaming up with DB. 308 00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,048 You heard her. 309 00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:07,128 No one cares about three straight white guys. 310 00:15:07,228 --> 00:15:08,848 Look at his stupid face. 311 00:15:08,948 --> 00:15:10,529 He's fucking singing to her. 312 00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:14,609 [singing] ♪ Behati! ♪ 313 00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,709 - [continues singing] - What ya thinking Cap? 314 00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:20,190 I'm thinking I've seen that face before, in the mirror, 315 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,170 back when I thought I was gonna be one of the River Boys. 316 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:28,650 ♪ Behati! ♪ 317 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,291 [Albhanis] This was our idea, 318 00:15:30,391 --> 00:15:31,891 and DB's gonna make it all about him. 319 00:15:31,991 --> 00:15:34,411 [sighs] Right. We need to get out of here. 320 00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:35,691 Isn't that what I just said, Rowdy? 321 00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:38,291 And, and we need to convince them 322 00:15:38,391 --> 00:15:40,332 to let us be a part of the story. 323 00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:42,552 This is a sticky situation. Any ideas? 324 00:15:49,272 --> 00:15:51,213 Hey! At least we're thinking, Bhanis. 325 00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:52,293 You're not even thinking. 326 00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:53,853 Just doing chin-ups like a moron. 327 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,893 There are two things in here. 328 00:15:55,993 --> 00:15:58,253 Us and weak little rats. 329 00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,354 - [Rowdy] Ah, not the fucking rats. - Rats? 330 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,034 [Bustard chuckles] Oh, Josie, Josie 331 00:16:05,234 --> 00:16:07,234 - Are you a strong swimmer, Albhanis? - Yes. 332 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,475 Huh. Shawshank Redemption? 333 00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:16,335 - Shawshank? - Shawshank. 334 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,435 [sighs] 335 00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:23,136 [moaning] 336 00:16:23,236 --> 00:16:26,776 Oh, yes. [moaning] 337 00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:29,616 Uh... Sir, you wanted to speak with me? 338 00:16:29,716 --> 00:16:32,657 I... I don't trust what I can't see, Jemima. 339 00:16:32,757 --> 00:16:34,737 I'm gonna need to see a face if you're gonna speak with me. 340 00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:36,837 [continues moaning] 341 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,558 Oh! 342 00:16:45,278 --> 00:16:48,198 Nothing beats the strength of a man, Jemima. 343 00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,459 [groans] 344 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:54,559 Unless, of course, it's two men. 345 00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:56,659 Remember that. 346 00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:58,579 Who's this? 347 00:16:58,679 --> 00:17:01,100 Uh, he's my new note-taker. 348 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,460 For my biography. 349 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,860 I thought I was your note-taker for your biography. 350 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,060 No, he's smarter than you. 351 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,220 - He doesn't think. - Thank you, sir. 352 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,121 - Sir. - Under here, Ambassador. 353 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,441 [moans] Oh! Ooh, yes. Oh. 354 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,582 Sir, about the race-- 355 00:17:25,682 --> 00:17:27,022 You've met Jemima, haven’t you? 356 00:17:27,122 --> 00:17:28,822 - Hello, Jemima. - Hello. 357 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,623 She's not taking my notes any more. 358 00:17:30,723 --> 00:17:33,703 Yeah, w--whatever! I'm worried about the journalist. 359 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,863 Well, you would use that as an excuse. 360 00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:38,143 The PM believes you either win or you lose. 361 00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:40,144 So, the journalist is irrelevant? 362 00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:41,904 We're just gonna run the race anyway? 363 00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:44,004 You heard from the man himself. 364 00:17:44,484 --> 00:17:45,504 Anytime. 365 00:17:45,604 --> 00:17:47,604 Understood. 366 00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:50,965 [Bishop moans] 367 00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:53,725 [Bishop] Aahhh 368 00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:01,566 One of you wouldn't mind shutting the door, would you? 369 00:18:04,606 --> 00:18:06,606 [muttering] Oh, Jesus. 370 00:18:07,926 --> 00:18:09,926 [door shuts] 371 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:15,487 [intense music playing] 372 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,867 [swooshes, thuds] 373 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:26,368 [guitar driven rock music] 374 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,749 [water splashes] 375 00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:38,569 [late night traffic noise, dogs bark in the distance] 376 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,671 Who the fuck are you? 377 00:18:51,771 --> 00:18:53,771 [orchestral music playing] 378 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,772 I'm Lieutenant Pete. 379 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,012 I'm saving you. 380 00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:13,093 Do I look like a fucking Disney Princess to you? 381 00:19:14,093 --> 00:19:16,253 I--I mean... 382 00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:19,493 I wouldn't say that you don't look like a Disney Princess. 383 00:19:20,334 --> 00:19:22,074 You're ruining everything. 384 00:19:22,174 --> 00:19:24,594 I liberated you from those idiots. 385 00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:26,034 What idiots? 386 00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:28,034 The Australians, they're fake. 387 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,515 It's all bullshit. I can't let you waste your time. 388 00:19:30,615 --> 00:19:31,435 Waste my time? 389 00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:33,535 Do you have any idea what I was about to do? 390 00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:38,395 You were about to embarrass yourself and your country. 391 00:19:38,495 --> 00:19:40,516 Becoming the part of a completely fake story 392 00:19:40,616 --> 00:19:42,636 makes losers out of all of us. 393 00:19:42,736 --> 00:19:45,076 So what do you mean by "fake"? 394 00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:47,176 Those guys, they're fake. 395 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,977 Right, so... So, they're not really soldiers? 396 00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,197 No, they're soldiers but... 397 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:57,697 All the stuff at the camp, they're making it up. 398 00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:00,318 Okay. 399 00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:02,478 So, they weren't really kidnapped? 400 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:05,078 No, they were kidnapped, but everything after that, 401 00:20:05,178 --> 00:20:06,558 it's all bullshit. 402 00:20:06,658 --> 00:20:08,698 So they're not really being tortured then? 403 00:20:09,538 --> 00:20:11,439 Okay, they're being tortured, 404 00:20:11,539 --> 00:20:14,039 but they want to be tortured. 405 00:20:14,139 --> 00:20:16,999 They... They want to be famous. 406 00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:19,099 And how do you know? Why do you care? 407 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,420 I care about the truth. I'm American. 408 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,040 [softly] Right. 409 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,560 You're not gonna let me go back there, are you? 410 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,600 No, ma'am. 411 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,701 I'm taking you home. 412 00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:34,821 You don't wanna get stuck on an island, trust me. 413 00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:37,701 [Josie] Mm. [inhales] 414 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,542 [clicks tongue] Do you have a phone? 415 00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,082 [man panting] 416 00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:47,682 Hey, if this works, do you think the director will listen to us? 417 00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:49,362 I hope so. 418 00:20:49,462 --> 00:20:52,403 Otherwise, we just killed #HotSoldier for nothing. 419 00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:54,883 [all laughing] 420 00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:57,283 [water splashing] 421 00:20:57,383 --> 00:20:59,403 - [Phil] Bhanis! - [Rowdy] Oh Bhanis did it! 422 00:20:59,503 --> 00:21:00,484 [Dylan] Fuckin Legend! 423 00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:02,584 [laughing excitedly] 424 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,644 Hey, Bhanis, was it hard? 425 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,104 [coughing] 426 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,905 Oh, fucking hell. 427 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,985 [phone vibrates] 428 00:21:22,506 --> 00:21:23,446 [softly] Hello? 429 00:21:23,546 --> 00:21:25,206 Hey Jemima, it’s Josie. Can you hear me? 430 00:21:25,306 --> 00:21:26,286 Who’s phone is this? 431 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,206 Don’t worry about that, I need help But I do need you to-- 432 00:21:29,306 --> 00:21:30,727 Josie, you have to get the hell out of there. 433 00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:33,867 No I’m fine, I’m safe. I’m with an American soldier... 434 00:21:34,387 --> 00:21:35,287 heading back to... 435 00:21:35,387 --> 00:21:37,007 Are you fucking serious? 436 00:21:37,107 --> 00:21:38,127 Is he hot? 437 00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:41,928 [music builds up] 438 00:21:42,028 --> 00:21:44,028 ...the helicopter 439 00:21:45,868 --> 00:21:47,868 Alright. 440 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,369 Don't worry, Jose. 441 00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:53,369 We protect Australian lives at all costs, 442 00:21:53,469 --> 00:21:55,049 whatever the cost. 443 00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:56,329 [intense music playing] 444 00:21:56,429 --> 00:21:58,429 [helicopter whirring] 445 00:22:32,673 --> 00:22:34,673 [helicopter whirring away] 446 00:22:35,473 --> 00:22:37,093 [people cheering] 447 00:22:37,193 --> 00:22:40,574 World, this is not a time for celebrations. 448 00:22:40,674 --> 00:22:43,394 [cameras click] There are still four boys over there. 449 00:22:44,594 --> 00:22:47,414 Four brave, Australians... 450 00:22:47,514 --> 00:22:49,514 Each with their own story to tell. 451 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:53,355 And I, will be the one to tell it. 452 00:22:54,435 --> 00:22:57,095 Sunday night, 8:30. 453 00:22:57,195 --> 00:22:59,635 Josie, I thought we didn't have any troops in Behati-Prinsloo? 454 00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:05,376 8:30, Sunday night. 455 00:23:05,476 --> 00:23:09,416 Triumph for a free press tonight with unsubstantiated reports 456 00:23:09,516 --> 00:23:12,257 that revered Australian journalist, Josie Justice 457 00:23:12,357 --> 00:23:15,817 has been found alive and well in Behati-Prinsloo. 458 00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:18,317 [speaking Korean] 459 00:23:23,238 --> 00:23:25,698 Leave Albhanis alone! 460 00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:28,418 [reporter] What's your ex-husband doing in Behati-Prinsloo? 461 00:23:28,518 --> 00:23:30,098 [hysterically] I don't know! 462 00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:31,219 I don't know what he was doing there. 463 00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:33,319 He's always been... 464 00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:36,299 He has been brilliant his whole life 465 00:23:36,399 --> 00:23:38,759 at turning victory into defeat. 466 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,500 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 467 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,860 Get out of here, you lame-stream media sheeple. 468 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,980 Wake up! You're fake news! 469 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,260 - [sobbing] - Hey, hey. 470 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,361 [kissing, moaning] 471 00:23:53,721 --> 00:23:56,621 Look who's back, Josie Justice. 472 00:23:56,721 --> 00:23:58,781 How fucking good is Josie Justice? 473 00:23:58,881 --> 00:24:00,882 I have a wife and she is a woman. 474 00:24:04,562 --> 00:24:06,562 [music crescendos, stops] 475 00:24:11,763 --> 00:24:13,763 They look like good, 476 00:24:14,323 --> 00:24:17,283 big, strong hands. 477 00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:20,524 Don't they? 478 00:24:20,884 --> 00:24:22,884 I always thought that's what they were. 479 00:24:27,044 --> 00:24:30,124 We found where the American got in along the fence line, Director. 480 00:24:31,645 --> 00:24:34,605 But this world won't let me hold on to anything. 481 00:24:38,565 --> 00:24:41,506 What about an episode of Planet Earth? 482 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:44,426 Your... Your favourite? [chuckles softly] 483 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,546 You know, with the snakes... 484 00:24:46,646 --> 00:24:48,646 - and the iguana-- - What is the point? 485 00:24:49,526 --> 00:24:51,527 The snakes always win. 486 00:24:58,167 --> 00:25:00,528 It is time for the iguanas to become snakes. 487 00:25:05,368 --> 00:25:08,928 [tense music] 488 00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:29,310 [sighs] 489 00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:30,951 [Phil] Oh, hey, Director! 490 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,671 - [groans] - Hey! 491 00:25:32,771 --> 00:25:34,591 It's bullshit, you cutting us out of the interview 492 00:25:34,691 --> 00:25:35,671 with Josie Justice. 493 00:25:35,771 --> 00:25:36,911 Yeah, that was our idea and shit. 494 00:25:37,011 --> 00:25:38,111 Yeah! That's not fair! 495 00:25:38,211 --> 00:25:40,352 - You didn't try to leave? - [Rowdy] No, fuck that. 496 00:25:40,452 --> 00:25:43,032 We are recording that interview with you and Josie, 497 00:25:43,132 --> 00:25:45,472 and we're going on prime time. 498 00:25:45,572 --> 00:25:47,572 You boys will never stop, huh? 499 00:25:48,252 --> 00:25:50,193 You'll do anything to tell your story? 500 00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:52,793 Ooh--Our story, DB. 501 00:25:52,893 --> 00:25:54,193 Our story. 502 00:25:54,293 --> 00:25:56,073 Yeah. Now with Josie Justice here, 503 00:25:56,173 --> 00:25:58,173 the iguanas can tell their tale. 504 00:25:59,493 --> 00:26:01,474 [Rowdy] Fucking Americans. 505 00:26:01,574 --> 00:26:03,574 [Dylan] So annoying. 506 00:26:04,214 --> 00:26:06,494 Would you like a hit of this, Shammi? 507 00:26:08,614 --> 00:26:10,195 [inhaling] 508 00:26:10,295 --> 00:26:12,235 [indistinct chatter in the background] 509 00:26:12,335 --> 00:26:13,635 Guys, 510 00:26:13,735 --> 00:26:15,735 check out these dickheads. 511 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:20,416 [A Current Affair title music plays] 512 00:26:23,576 --> 00:26:26,036 Tonight, my guest, Sean Penn. 513 00:26:26,136 --> 00:26:28,436 It's confirmed he's getting involved in the race 514 00:26:28,536 --> 00:26:30,637 to save the Australian soldiers. 515 00:26:30,737 --> 00:26:32,897 We're talking with him next. We'll be right back. 516 00:26:35,897 --> 00:26:37,757 [Peters] Sir. 517 00:26:37,857 --> 00:26:40,278 Colonel Bishop. We have a problem. 518 00:26:40,378 --> 00:26:41,358 [Bishop] Hey, it's fine! 519 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,438 I applied some self-tanning cream around the eyes, 520 00:26:43,538 --> 00:26:44,758 so it'll even itself out. 521 00:26:44,858 --> 00:26:46,238 It's not about the tan, sir. 522 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:47,958 It's about the race between you and the Prime Minister. 523 00:26:48,058 --> 00:26:49,518 What about the race? 524 00:26:49,618 --> 00:26:50,879 Somebody else has joined. 525 00:26:50,979 --> 00:26:52,799 - Joined what? - The race! 526 00:26:52,899 --> 00:26:54,939 [ACA music plays] 527 00:26:59,459 --> 00:27:01,400 Sean, good to see you again. 528 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:04,520 I know you're not here to dance or talk about salsa. 529 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:06,000 Let's talk about Behati-Prinsloo. 530 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,920 Yes, let's. Now, there's debate about whether or not 531 00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,681 they were supposed to be there. 532 00:27:10,781 --> 00:27:12,361 Four innocent guys, 533 00:27:12,461 --> 00:27:14,041 abandoned by their own government. 534 00:27:14,141 --> 00:27:17,241 In fairness, the government said they went rogue. 535 00:27:17,341 --> 00:27:20,041 And governments don't negotiate with terrorists. 536 00:27:20,141 --> 00:27:22,802 What can the Prime Minister really do here? 537 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,902 What I can do... 538 00:27:25,302 --> 00:27:27,042 is an exchange. 539 00:27:27,142 --> 00:27:28,282 What the fuck's he doing? 540 00:27:28,382 --> 00:27:30,803 Me for them. 541 00:27:30,903 --> 00:27:34,503 And if they let those four Australian boys go, 542 00:27:35,623 --> 00:27:37,123 they get me. 543 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:38,803 He's being an American. 544 00:27:38,903 --> 00:27:40,644 This is incredibly brave, Sean, 545 00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:43,244 but... what will you do when you get there? 546 00:27:43,344 --> 00:27:45,424 What will you say to the terrorists? 547 00:27:46,864 --> 00:27:48,864 If you think... 548 00:27:49,424 --> 00:27:51,425 that I'm afraid... 549 00:27:52,145 --> 00:27:54,145 of your terror... 550 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:59,625 I was married to Madonna. 551 00:28:01,506 --> 00:28:03,506 ["The Honeymoon Is Over" by The Cruel Sea playing] 552 00:28:21,188 --> 00:28:24,088 ♪ Well you can't sleep in my bed no more ♪ 553 00:28:24,188 --> 00:28:26,088 ♪ Well, you can't ride in my car ♪ 554 00:28:26,188 --> 00:28:29,088 ♪ I won't let you cook for me, baby ♪ 555 00:28:29,188 --> 00:28:31,489 ♪ It's never gonna get that far ♪ 556 00:28:31,589 --> 00:28:34,089 ♪ Gonna send you back to wherever ♪ 557 00:28:34,189 --> 00:28:37,089 ♪ The hell it was you came ♪ 558 00:28:37,189 --> 00:28:39,329 ♪ Then I'm gonna get this tattoo ♪ 559 00:28:39,429 --> 00:28:41,290 ♪ Changed to another girl's name ♪ 560 00:28:41,390 --> 00:28:44,290 ♪ Oh, it ain't no fun no more ♪ 561 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,290 ♪ I don't know what to say ♪ 562 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:50,391 ♪ The honeymoon is over, baby ♪ 42202

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