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Mr. Andrews, Mr. Kudo, Mr. Fairchild.
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Morning.
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Mr. Jensen,
didn't see you at the History Club meeting.
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That was the idea.
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Mr. Edwards, how did the castration go
on that polo pony?
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You're next, pal.
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Nice tie, teach. Clip-on?
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- Daddy's boy.
-Bite me!
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Wellington Academy. Are you white?
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Hold, please. I'll put you right through.
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Wellington Academy. Are you white?
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Hold, please. I'll put you through.
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Mr. Clark, your father's waiting for you.
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How are you doing, Mr. Clark?
Looking good.
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- Thank you, Mr. Kuntzler, I'm fine.
-Good.
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There he is, the man of the hour.
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Son, don't just stand there. Come join us.
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For a moment,
I didn't think you were gonna make it.
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Father, I really need to talk to you.
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Plenty of time for that, son.
Sit down. I have something to tell you.
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Sit down, Richard, and smoke.
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- But, Father--
-Now, everyone smokes a pipe here.
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I do it. Your grandfather did it.
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Even the Indians smoked on this land...
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before they traded it away
for some chickens and a pound ofjewellery.
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- But, Father, I hate--
-Suck.
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Son, it gives me great pleasure
to announce that we're promoting you...
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to Assistant Vice Chairman
of the History Department.
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Father, that's why we have to talk.
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Yes, there's lots to talk about.
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You'll need a telephone,
and we'll move you from the basement--
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Father, for once in your life,
will you just listen to me?
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Oh, my-
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Look, I've taken a job...
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at Barry High School.
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For the moment, I will assume that you've
found a sense of humour and are joking.
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I'm not joking.
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Richard, if you do this, you will fail.
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You will fail.
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And mark my words, you'll come crawling
back here with your tail between your legs.
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You're wrong, Father.
I'm going to succeed at Barry High School.
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And I have no intention of ever crawling
back here with anything between my legs.
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Barry High.
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Hey, could you point me
to the faculty parking lot?
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Thanks a lot.
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Where?
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Beautiful morning.
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- Come on, give me a break.
-All right.
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Man.
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Hold it. What is this?
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- No, wait a minute.
-What the heck is this? Get on in there.
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Come here.
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- You had them last week.
-I know what you mean.
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All right, give me $3.
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My brother, 24 carats, $24.
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No, thank you. I already have a--
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Falique Abdul, please come to the office.
One of your fathers is here.
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You watch it, okay. Okay?
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- Who's that?
-How the hell should I know?
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Well, what have we got here?
Griff, welcome back, bro.
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So you finally got what you wanted?
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It's a nice little business.
Keeps us in pocket change.
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I knew it was you that set me up, bro.
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If it bothers you that much,
go ahead, make your move.
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Or did that year in juvie soften your cheese?
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This is my turf now.
You show me respect. Me.
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Paco de la Vega-El Camino-Cordova-Jose
Cuervo- Sanchez-Rodriguez...
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Junior.
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Are we not forgetting a name?
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- What's that?
-Skid mark.
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All right, you toughs. Break it up.
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Now, cut it out.
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You boys ought to be ashamed
of yourselves.
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School is no place for fighting.
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What are you looking for?
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I'm looking for the rest your posse...
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that's going to keep me
from ripping you a new asshole.
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I will pretend for the moment
that you meant that in a nice way.
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But I am warning you,
I'm about to lose my temper.
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Now, I want you boys to shake hands.
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Go on.
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There. See?
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Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
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It's always best to shake hands,
unless someone just sneezed into it...
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or if they have a stump.
That could be a little weird.
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All right, now go on, everybody.
Get back to class.
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Cross me again, Griffy-boy...
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and even Mr. Rogers here
won't be able to save your ass.
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- Go on. Bye.
-Let's go, dogs.
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Gentlemen, I believe classes are this way.
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They're not at school here anymore.
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- Are you in school here?
-Yeah.
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- First day?
-No, not really. I was--
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Mine, too. I'm a new teacher, Mr. Clark.
What's your name?
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- Griff McReynolds.
-Nice to meet you, Griff.
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You know, son,
I remember my first day at school.
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Hope you live through this one, chump.
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Your attention, please.
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Today begins sexual awareness week.
Please contact Nurse Johnson in the hall.
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Here you go, you little slut.
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Excuse me. I'm looking for Room 134.
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Thank you.
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Keep moving. I repeat, keep moving.
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Pick up that can.
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Where are you going?
The little girls' room is that way.
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Hey, take off those colours.
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Yeah, you. Lose the cigarette.
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Take a hike, Gumby.
Get rid of the sunglasses.
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Excuse me. But this kind of behaviour...
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I'd bet the principal would frown
on this sort of thing.
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Evelyn Doyle, Principal.
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Look, pinhead, I don't know
what nursery school you come from...
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but here you screw up, you die.
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Every bad kid in the city
is dumped into our laps.
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Excuse me, Ms. Doyle, with all due respect...
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I don't think there is such a thing
as a bad kid.
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At least, they don't start off that way.
They just need someone they can relate to...
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and I can reach them.
I know what's def, what's wack...
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what's jam, what's straight-up booty.
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Mr. Clark,
how long have you been teaching here?
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Twenty minutes!
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I've been here over 20 years.
Don't you question my authority on this.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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Are you having a hard time
finding your way around?
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Yes. I'm looking...
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for Room 134.
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- Hi. Victoria Chapell.
-Richard Clark.
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Clark.
It's down this way.
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What do you teach, Ms. Chapell?
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I'm Principal Doyle's
administrative assistant.
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Drama coach. You did say Room 134?
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Yes.
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This is it. All of our classrooms
are in dire need of repair.
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Ever since the legislature passed
that "Three F's and You're Out" law...
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a lot of schools have closed.
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The school board decided
it just wasn't worth it.
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I guess they just gave up on these kids.
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So we've been squeezed for money
ever since.
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We've been forced to--
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Guess I'll get that later.
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Mr. Clark, are you by any chance related
to Thaddeus Clark...
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Headmaster at the Wellington School?
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Yeah. He's my father.
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Every school in the district
uses his book as a faculty primer.
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You know,
I don't see the family resemblance.
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Most people think I take after my mum.
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Look at this place.
Boy, it has great character.
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Sure, it needs a little paint and plaster...
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and floorboards...
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and pest control.
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With a little elbow grease--
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Jesus!
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And some new wiring,
she'll be back to shape in no time.
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Smell those seats.
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It says, "Teach me. I want to learn."
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- You must think I'm a silly idealist.
-No.
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I really admire your dedication.
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Your wife must be very proud of you.
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Actually, I'm not married.
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I find that surprising.
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It's pretty hard to be married,
if you've never had a steady girlfriend.
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I'm much too busy with work
to think about much else other than work.
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That's very admirable.
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The last time I heard someone talk like that
was old Mr. Riley.
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He was head of the History Department
until last semester.
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Retired?
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If you can call
being beaten to death retiring.
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Coffee?
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The lounge.
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- I'm going in. Cover me.
-Good luck in Home Ec, Lou.
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It's a little early to start drinking,
don't you think?
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Who stops?
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Hi, I'm Richard Clark.
I'm a new history teacher here.
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- What department do you teach in?
-I don't know. Something on the third floor.
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Richard, I'd like you to meet somebody.
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This is Bernie Raveling,
our athletic director, and...
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Raveling.
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- Letting the moustache grow in, I see.
-Richard--
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From the looks of the stubble,
I'd say it's going to be a beaut.
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I had one in college myself.
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Richard, that's Ms. Wells,
the girls' gym teacher.
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Did I mention how attractive you look,
Ms. Wells?
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That blue sweat suit really brings out
the colour of your eyes.
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You coming on to me, pickle dick?
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No. I'd never dream of it.
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- Not good enough for you?
-Well, it's been a real pleasure.
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They should really fix the lighting in here.
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AH right, settle down, you people.
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Knock it off. Quiet!
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I want quiet.
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It's a new semester.
That means new I.D. cards...
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strip searches and fresh fingerprints.
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Shut up!
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As you know, Mr. Amott...
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our assistant principal, is still missing.
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If you know of his whereabouts,
or if you have him...
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contact me immediately.
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And also don't forget,
in less than two months...
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the state will administer
the Academic Proficiency Test.
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Anyone planning on going to college
is required to take these exams.
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Don't forget Career Day on Fridays.
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The United States Marines
and the Michigan Militia...
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will have recruiters here on campus.
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AH right, listen up!
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We have a new teacher.
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His name is Richard Clark.
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It's his first day.
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Give him at least a week
before you do something terrible to him.
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Mr. Clark, do you have anything to say?
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Now, you all should know--
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Actually, yes.
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I was asked a while back,
what teaching meant to me.
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My reward,
is being able to shape and mould...
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agile young minds like yours.
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Someday you will be the world's leaders.
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But the important thing is, I see in you...
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the future of America.
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You suck!
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That's enough, miss!
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She's the school's librarian.
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Jeez, talk about low morale.
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All right, please settle down.
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There. That's more like it.
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I know.
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I'm the enemy.
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I'm the "grown-up."
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But, darn it, I was a kid once, too.
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And I haven't led a choirboy's life.
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I've got my share of parking tickets.
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At a baseball game once...
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I moved down to the expensive seats.
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Yeah. I'm not proud of it.
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In order to get to know you...
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I've devised a little system.
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When I call your name...
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I would like you to stand up...
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and then you tell me a little something
about yourself.
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Natalie Thompson.
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- Is there a Natalie Thompson here?
-I'm here.
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- What's up, girl?
-Why are you late?
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- Because the bell rang before I got here.
-Well--
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All right. Before you came in, we were just
talking about sharing personal information.
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Perhaps you can tell us something
about yourself.
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For the last week,
I've had a yeast infection that's extremely--
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Not that personal.
247
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,292
Something about what you enjoy doing.
248
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,002
I like writing poetry.
249
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:53,047
A poet. I love poetry.
250
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:56,759
Perhaps you have a nice one
you'd like to share with us.
251
00:18:56,842 --> 00:18:58,010
Okay.
252
00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:02,806
Here's one I wrote yesterday.
253
00:19:03,974 --> 00:19:05,809
"Oh, hopelessness
254
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"unrelenting, blood-drenched
255
00:19:09,021 --> 00:19:12,358
"intestine-twisting hopelessness
256
00:19:12,691 --> 00:19:17,863
"So thick and mucous-like
in a stinking, vomit-filled void
257
00:19:19,073 --> 00:19:22,034
"I am but a rancid carcass on the highway
258
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,370
"Road kill for the maggots
259
00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:28,123
"Floating in shark-filled bile,
like wildebeest entrails"
260
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:31,544
That's as far as I got.
I would have finished but...
261
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:35,130
I couldn't find anything
to rhyme with "festering drippage."
262
00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:39,134
Well, thank you, Natalie.
263
00:19:39,593 --> 00:19:42,346
Is it Anthony Jefferson?
264
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:44,223
Anferny.
265
00:19:44,807 --> 00:19:46,016
I beg your pardon?
266
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:50,396
- Anferny.
-Anferny?
267
00:19:52,439 --> 00:19:55,609
Anferny, I thought I wrote it down wrong.
268
00:19:57,027 --> 00:20:00,614
All right. Tell us a little something
about yourself, Anferny.
269
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:03,617
You know. I like chilling with my boys...
270
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:05,744
blazing up a fat blunt...
271
00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:07,538
rizzeezing my mizzonkey...
272
00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:09,707
hitting skins with my old lady...
273
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:12,918
hanging my ass over the line,
tagging freeway bridges.
274
00:20:13,002 --> 00:20:16,297
I'm down with that poetry shit, too.
You want to hear?
275
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:18,841
- Sure.
-All right.
276
00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:22,469
"My benevolence is upset
and so is my pride
277
00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:25,139
"That's why I took my bitch
278
00:20:25,222 --> 00:20:26,682
"for a ride
279
00:20:26,765 --> 00:20:30,477
"I'm down with the bros
and I'm up on my shiznit
280
00:20:30,811 --> 00:20:35,024
"because I love it when I'm just laid back
chilling with my bitch"
281
00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:41,071
"Whichever one of them hoes I'm with"
282
00:20:41,155 --> 00:20:44,325
I call it, Love Can Be A Wonderful Thing.
283
00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:46,202
Thank you, Anferny.
284
00:20:47,953 --> 00:20:51,040
That was quite romantic.
285
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,335
Julie Rubels. Miss Rubels?
286
00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:57,004
That's Mrs. Rubels.
287
00:20:57,254 --> 00:21:00,007
See, right after I got out of prison,
I met Tito...
288
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:02,510
and that's when little Juan and Maria
came along.
289
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,558
I certainly hope
you learned a valuable lesson.
290
00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:10,976
Yes.
291
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:15,481
Basically, as far as vasectomies go,
never use the home kit.
292
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:19,652
Thank you, Julie.
293
00:21:20,694 --> 00:21:22,404
Griff McReynolds?
294
00:21:23,531 --> 00:21:25,241
Where's Griff? Griff.
295
00:21:25,324 --> 00:21:27,451
We had the pleasure
of meeting earlier today.
296
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:29,328
Hey, Griff, let me ask you something.
297
00:21:29,411 --> 00:21:32,540
Where do you see yourself in, say, 20 years?
298
00:21:33,249 --> 00:21:35,334
Living in your house, homes...
299
00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:37,503
with your cracker ass buried
under the front porch.
300
00:21:48,973 --> 00:21:50,266
Hi.
301
00:21:50,558 --> 00:21:52,059
Excuse me.
302
00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,233
Hi.
303
00:21:59,316 --> 00:22:03,112
- How was your first day?
-Not bad. Not bad at all.
304
00:22:03,737 --> 00:22:05,489
I think I may be reaching them.
305
00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:08,450
Victoria?
306
00:22:09,076 --> 00:22:10,870
Do you think
you could give me a ride home?
307
00:22:10,953 --> 00:22:13,706
I seem to have misplaced my car.
308
00:22:13,789 --> 00:22:18,210
Don't worry about it.
All the teachers lose their cars the first day.
309
00:22:18,794 --> 00:22:21,297
Of course I'll give you a ride.
310
00:22:21,672 --> 00:22:24,675
That is,
if you promise to help me chaperone...
311
00:22:24,758 --> 00:22:26,552
the Welcome Back dance tonight.
312
00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:29,847
Really?
313
00:22:31,765 --> 00:22:33,225
I'd love to.
314
00:22:34,018 --> 00:22:35,227
Great.
315
00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:38,439
So I'll meet you out in the parking lot
in five minutes?
316
00:22:38,522 --> 00:22:39,773
Okay.
317
00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:47,323
- Tripping, right?
-Right.
318
00:23:02,963 --> 00:23:06,425
All right, peep this out, y'all.
We going to pump it up a little bit like this.
319
00:23:06,509 --> 00:23:07,718
Yeah.
320
00:23:09,011 --> 00:23:12,097
Listen, I have a record I want you to play.
321
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,893
Don't you think the kids would enjoy
a nice song with a melody?
322
00:23:15,976 --> 00:23:17,978
What you got, homes?
323
00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:21,273
It is a rare, one-of-a-kind, original pressing.
324
00:23:21,357 --> 00:23:24,652
Yeah? All right, man.
I'm going to put it on here for you.
325
00:23:24,735 --> 00:23:26,779
- Thanks.
-No problem.
326
00:23:49,593 --> 00:23:51,971
Yo, man, these jams be kicking, man.
327
00:23:52,054 --> 00:23:55,391
You got any more of this funky fresh shit
lying around the crib?
328
00:23:58,686 --> 00:24:00,938
- Hey.
-Hi.
329
00:24:01,522 --> 00:24:03,566
You're in my history class, right?
330
00:24:03,649 --> 00:24:06,151
- I'm Griff McReynolds.
-Natalie Thompson.
331
00:24:06,235 --> 00:24:09,113
That was a pretty nice poem
you read in class today, Natalie.
332
00:24:09,196 --> 00:24:11,365
- Thanks.
-How do you think of all that stuff?
333
00:24:11,448 --> 00:24:13,534
I try not to, you know?
334
00:24:13,826 --> 00:24:16,620
Is it true you used to run the gang
before Paco?
335
00:24:16,704 --> 00:24:19,582
Yeah, but I'm through with gangs. Word up.
336
00:24:19,665 --> 00:24:23,419
I mean, in juvie I had time to do
some thinking and some reading.
337
00:24:23,502 --> 00:24:26,297
You're different from everybody else here.
338
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:29,758
Most of the boys I know,
they're all crude and immature.
339
00:24:29,842 --> 00:24:33,053
Most of the time,
they just want to stare at girls' breasts.
340
00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:35,598
- You know what I mean?
-Sorry. What?
341
00:24:36,432 --> 00:24:38,100
This is my song.
342
00:24:38,642 --> 00:24:41,854
- You want to bust one?
-I don't know. We just met.
343
00:24:41,937 --> 00:24:45,149
Come on. It's just an innocent little dance.
344
00:24:46,692 --> 00:24:47,860
Okay.
345
00:25:16,722 --> 00:25:17,890
Yeah.
346
00:25:31,445 --> 00:25:33,656
All right, boys, let's party.
347
00:25:34,156 --> 00:25:36,992
Yo, Mr. DeMarco in the house. Beat it.
348
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:44,542
- Paco.
-What up?
349
00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:47,503
What's the 411 on my shipment?
350
00:25:47,586 --> 00:25:50,965
Same as always.
Mr. A's Restaurant, Friday nights.
351
00:25:51,048 --> 00:25:54,343
You bring the cash. We bring the boot.
You know the drill.
352
00:25:55,803 --> 00:25:57,847
You tell Mr. A to expect me.
353
00:25:59,515 --> 00:26:01,183
I'll do that.
354
00:26:01,642 --> 00:26:05,938
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I got to go mingle with my customers.
355
00:26:06,146 --> 00:26:08,107
See, real money talks.
356
00:26:08,941 --> 00:26:11,026
Let's see if yours does.
357
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:14,321
I mean, there was a time...
358
00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:18,242
when I tried all the self-help groups
like Outward Bound...
359
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:22,788
and that other one where a bunch of men
sit around a campfire naked...
360
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,040
beating drums and abusing themselves.
361
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:29,712
Then I tried drugs.
Prozac, Zantac, Monoxodil.
362
00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:32,298
But in the end,
you know what I found worked for me?
363
00:26:32,381 --> 00:26:33,841
Dim sum.
364
00:26:33,924 --> 00:26:36,343
Whenever I'm feeling overwhelmed by life...
365
00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:38,512
I just head to Chinatown.
366
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:42,933
Yo, Mr. Clark, Paco and his boys heading up
in here. You want us to serve them fools?
367
00:26:43,726 --> 00:26:47,271
Look. Anferny, instead of using your fists...
368
00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:49,523
try using this.
369
00:26:49,607 --> 00:26:51,150
Head-butting?
370
00:26:51,692 --> 00:26:54,695
Never mind.
Just pick a window and guard it.
371
00:26:54,778 --> 00:26:56,864
Richard,
you're not really going to try and stop...
372
00:26:56,947 --> 00:26:58,866
Paco and his gang from coming in, are you?
373
00:26:58,949 --> 00:27:01,452
- They come to all the dances.
-Not anymore.
374
00:27:01,535 --> 00:27:04,705
What if they got guns and knives
and everything?
375
00:27:04,788 --> 00:27:07,583
Who'd bring guns and knives to a dance?
376
00:27:10,419 --> 00:27:12,880
In that case,
maybe we'd better call the police.
377
00:27:12,963 --> 00:27:17,134
No, wait. The last time they tried that,
four people ended up in the hospital.
378
00:27:17,384 --> 00:27:20,930
I can see your point.
We can't have kids going to the hospital.
379
00:27:21,013 --> 00:27:24,517
Who said anything about kids?
The cops were beaten senseless.
380
00:27:26,018 --> 00:27:27,436
All right.
381
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,315
You take care of the music. Anferny,
you and your guys, you come with me.
382
00:27:31,774 --> 00:27:32,900
Let's go.
383
00:27:37,905 --> 00:27:39,907
Say, nice leather jacket.
384
00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:42,076
- Men's Warehouse?
-Shut up, teach.
385
00:27:42,159 --> 00:27:44,787
We're coming in, so stand aside.
386
00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:48,582
Not this time, gentlemen.
This dance is for Barry students only.
387
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:51,585
We're not gonna have any gangs
inside our school.
388
00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:54,255
- Who's gonna stop us?
-My gang.
389
00:27:54,338 --> 00:27:56,799
We already up inside the school.
390
00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:59,051
You call them bunch of pussies a gang?
391
00:27:59,134 --> 00:28:02,346
Look, Paco, if you're interested
in coming back to school...
392
00:28:02,429 --> 00:28:03,931
-and working towards a career--
-Shut up!
393
00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,267
Are you gonna move aside...
394
00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:08,894
or am I gonna have to turn your eyebrows
into a moustache?
395
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,312
Paco...
396
00:28:12,022 --> 00:28:15,693
-why don't you chill out, man?
-Stay out of this, Griff.
397
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:19,822
- Since when you been down with O.P.P?
-What you tripping about?
398
00:28:19,905 --> 00:28:23,075
- You with my girl.
-I am not your girl, Paco.
399
00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:25,911
- Since when?
-We went on one date.
400
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:28,164
If I had known
you were gonna rob that liquor store...
401
00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:30,166
trust me, I never would have gone.
402
00:28:30,249 --> 00:28:31,625
No one got hurt, did they?
403
00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:34,670
Only 'cause the clerk was wearing
a bulletproof turban.
404
00:28:34,753 --> 00:28:36,755
All right, that's enough.
405
00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:39,300
Fine. I don't want you anyway,
you super freak.
406
00:28:39,383 --> 00:28:41,218
You're a real jack-off, you know that?
407
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,765
That's enough. I mean it.
408
00:28:47,808 --> 00:28:50,102
We're all civilised human beings here.
409
00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,396
Certainly we can come up
with a compromise.
410
00:28:52,479 --> 00:28:55,399
All right. I just got some fresh wheels.
411
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,526
How about a chickee run?
412
00:28:57,610 --> 00:29:01,530
- You're a real idiot, you know?
-That's good. Chickee run.
413
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,282
Isn't that better than fighting?
414
00:29:03,365 --> 00:29:06,160
Okay, everybody, let's go. Back to dancing.
415
00:29:06,243 --> 00:29:10,164
- And we'll see you in, what?
-Ten minutes. Beck's Bluff.
416
00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:12,917
- See you at the Bluff.
-Thanks, pal.
417
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:15,669
Chickee run.
418
00:29:18,255 --> 00:29:22,551
See? There's always an intelligent way
to solve our differences.
419
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:26,138
My God, Richard, do you have any idea
what you've just done?
420
00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:36,941
Get lost, punk.
421
00:29:45,908 --> 00:29:47,368
All right.
422
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:52,122
First one to jump out of the car
before the edge of the cliff loses.
423
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:56,043
Now remember, no ramming, no swerving...
424
00:29:56,168 --> 00:29:59,171
and absolutely no use of brakes at any time.
425
00:29:59,296 --> 00:30:02,299
All right, listen up, guys. Here's the deal.
426
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,468
When I drop this scarf...
427
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,887
you boys are gonna go.
428
00:30:07,096 --> 00:30:08,889
N°jumping the gun.
429
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,433
Ready...
430
00:30:18,482 --> 00:30:19,608
set...
431
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:31,787
Se!
432
00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:52,641
Richard, just promise me you'll be careful.
433
00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:55,477
Remember some things are irreplaceable.
434
00:30:55,811 --> 00:30:59,023
Irreplaceable?
Nothing's gonna happen to me.
435
00:31:01,775 --> 00:31:04,278
I was talking about my car!
436
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:14,955
Hey.
437
00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:22,421
Griff. Paco. Listen to me, boys.
438
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,840
Going fast never solved anything.
439
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:27,426
This is no way to resolve a dispute.
440
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:29,470
We can work this mess out.
441
00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:31,847
I want you both to get out of your cars
right now...
442
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:34,725
and we'll settle this in an adult manner...
443
00:31:34,808 --> 00:31:36,560
like a fistfight.
444
00:31:43,317 --> 00:31:44,985
There. That's better.
445
00:32:22,189 --> 00:32:23,691
Nobody panic.
446
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:26,193
I'm okay.
447
00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:30,114
Here's the tip.
Nobody has to know about this.
448
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:32,783
Our little secret.
449
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:48,132
Firefighters from all over
Southern California...
450
00:32:48,215 --> 00:32:52,636
are still trying to contain the flames
that have blackened over 200 acres...
451
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,139
and caused several blocks of homes
to be evacuated.
452
00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:58,976
The charred remains of three cars
were found in the rubble.
453
00:32:59,059 --> 00:33:02,479
One, a classic Corvette,
has been described by experts...
454
00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,607
as being irreplaceable.
455
00:33:06,692 --> 00:33:09,653
I think we've heard enough bad news
for one day.
456
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:11,655
What we've been hearing are rumours...
457
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:15,451
that some of our students
may have been involved in this fire.
458
00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:17,828
And very possibly, a teacher.
459
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:23,125
You wouldn't know anything about that,
would you, Mr. Clark?
460
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:25,127
No.
461
00:33:25,377 --> 00:33:27,129
You know, Clark...
462
00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:31,717
I've been thinking
that maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
463
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,637
I happen to be a woman
who has strong opinions...
464
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,515
about how this place should be run.
465
00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:41,310
It's just possible
that you and I don't see eye-to-eye...
466
00:33:41,393 --> 00:33:43,854
on our philosophies of education.
467
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,650
I've always been a woman of few words.
468
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,277
No miracles.
469
00:33:50,402 --> 00:33:51,987
Dumping ground.
470
00:33:52,404 --> 00:33:55,157
I'll need more words than that, ma'am.
471
00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:00,412
All right. I'll spell it out for you.
472
00:34:00,996 --> 00:34:03,290
Our primary job here...
473
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:08,087
is to warehouse these delinquents,
until such time as they can be released...
474
00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:10,422
into the general population...
475
00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:12,633
or sent to a real jail.
476
00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:17,596
Look, although I may admire
and even appreciate your ideals...
477
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,015
I know what works, Mr. Clark.
478
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,143
I know what to expect from these kids...
479
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,938
and they know what to expect from me.
480
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:31,110
My hope is that you can fit into the pattern
here at Barry.
481
00:34:31,193 --> 00:34:34,029
I guess I should get to class.
482
00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:37,408
I've certainly enjoyed our chat...
483
00:34:37,491 --> 00:34:40,870
and I'll take everything you've said to heart.
484
00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:43,038
Clark!
485
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,623
Mr. Clark...
486
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,837
Chickee run, man. Yeah.
487
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,257
- Mr. Clark, you were smoking last night.
-Thanks, Anferny.
488
00:34:54,216 --> 00:34:55,467
My man!
489
00:34:57,803 --> 00:34:59,346
For you, Mr. Clark.
490
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,016
Richard, you forgot your briefcase.
491
00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:05,227
How sweet. Is that for me?
492
00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:07,771
Sorry about your car.
493
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:27,583
All right. I want everyone to take their...
494
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,002
seats.
495
00:35:32,671 --> 00:35:35,174
Today, I'd like to talk about...
496
00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:43,140
All right. I guess I won't need this anymore.
497
00:35:47,102 --> 00:35:49,021
Let's begin, shall we?
498
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,441
Yesterday,
I was about to start with the Bill of Rights...
499
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,944
and what they mean to all of us.
500
00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:58,531
Who can tell me about the Founding Fathers
and their doctrine?
501
00:36:16,423 --> 00:36:18,008
Let me go, man.
502
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,594
That's not funny. Let go.
503
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,681
Your attention, please.
504
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:27,101
This is Principal Doyle
welcoming you once again...
505
00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:29,645
to Barry High': weekly Career Day.
506
00:36:29,728 --> 00:36:32,523
All the companies represented here
have been handpicked...
507
00:36:32,606 --> 00:36:37,820
by me in order to give you
a full' spectrum of safe and legal' ways...
508
00:36:37,903 --> 00:36:41,949
What's up, man?
I see you got a bright future ahead of you.
509
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:46,245
You wouldn't understand, Paco.
I'm trying to help my family.
510
00:36:46,328 --> 00:36:49,957
See now, this is the shit
that's going to feed your family, not some...
511
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,667
rinky-dink job.
512
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:54,336
Go ahead, man. I'm sure you could use it.
513
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:58,215
I got a big deal going down, all right,
with DeMarco at Mr. A's Restaurant.
514
00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:00,926
- You remember the zip code, right?
-Yeah.
515
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,803
I need a good mule.
516
00:37:02,928 --> 00:37:06,265
- Are you up for it?
-I can't even think about that right now.
517
00:37:06,348 --> 00:37:10,019
Who's asking you to think?
Ask Alonzo here. Thinking hurts.
518
00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:21,447
Richard?
519
00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:23,282
Hello?
520
00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:54,813
You tell your boyfriend this is only
the beginning. He better back off.
521
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:56,440
Get your hands off of me!
522
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:59,944
Come on, I know you want this.
I read Mike Tyson's book.
523
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:20,798
Javier, come quick and bring your tools.
524
00:38:30,182 --> 00:38:32,601
Don't worry, Victoria, I'm here.
525
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,522
Let me handle this.
526
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,611
Here, put this on.
527
00:38:51,537 --> 00:38:52,830
Animal.
528
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,916
Get off of her.
529
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,756
Here, sit down.
530
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,557
Victoria.
531
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,393
No. Stay away from me.
532
00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:59,772
-It's okay. It's me.
-I know.
533
00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:02,775
What the hell's going on here?
534
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,610
I was attacked.
535
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:07,738
Dressed like that, what do you expect?
536
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,573
And alone with him.
537
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:11,784
It wasn't just me. There were three of us.
538
00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:14,245
That makes it all better.
539
00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:18,499
No. I was wrestling with the other guy.
He was trying to have sex with her.
540
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:22,044
I don't care what your arrangement was,
or how it went wrong.
541
00:40:22,127 --> 00:40:23,963
Now you listen to me, Clark.
542
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,174
Either you shape up,
or I'll bounce you out of here...
543
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,468
faster than a homo at Fort Dix.
544
00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:37,309
- Does it hurt here?
-A little.
545
00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:41,689
And here?
546
00:40:44,441 --> 00:40:47,778
- How about here?
-I can't feel your hand.
547
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,115
That's because I'm touching myself.
548
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:56,162
I better get you something to wear.
You have a T-shirt around here anywhere?
549
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,663
Top drawer.
550
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,672
Here we are.
551
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,385
Poor thing. You must be exhausted.
552
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,806
Let me loosen that bra and get you some air.
553
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,642
Richard...
554
00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:22,563
Victoria, I'm sorry about all this.
It's all my fault.
555
00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:26,358
If they think by attacking you
they can scare me off, they're nuts.
556
00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:30,112
They can attack you all they want.
I'm gonna get through to these kids.
557
00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,948
Sure, getting them to come to class,
it's a small victory...
558
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:36,494
-but it isn't enough.
-Richard, they have to want to learn.
559
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,872
That's exactly my point.
And I think Griff is the key.
560
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:41,999
He seems to be a leader. Now...
561
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,377
if I could just reach him,
I could get through to the others--
562
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,463
You have to be careful.
563
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:50,090
If you raise their expectations...
564
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:53,344
their hopes, and their dreams,
and then you fail?
565
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,387
It's worth the risk.
566
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,306
These are all basically good kids.
567
00:41:57,389 --> 00:42:01,018
They deserve the same experiences
that we all had in high school.
568
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:04,355
Dating, going to proms,
and begging for sex.
569
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:06,982
Richard, you have to trust me on this one.
570
00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:10,110
I'm your friend.
571
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,906
I'm more than a friend.
572
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,451
To me?
573
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,955
Yes. Why not?
574
00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:26,961
Well, no one who's ever looked like you
has ever looked at me.
575
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:29,630
That's their loss.
576
00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:37,137
You know, I have never been very good
at relationships.
577
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,393
In fact, most of mine always ended with,
you know:
578
00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:45,813
"Hey, what are you doing in bed
with that other woman?"
579
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,732
And that was me talking.
580
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:54,530
Victoria, I do find you very attractive.
581
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:02,830
What's wrong?
582
00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:05,499
I'm scared.
583
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:09,378
It's okay, you can be on top.
584
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:12,381
No, it isn't that.
585
00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:18,512
Trouble just seems to follow me around.
586
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:22,391
Everywhere I go, there's always someone
looking to bust my balls.
587
00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,351
Don't worry, Richard.
588
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:27,104
Your balls are safe with me.
589
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:39,617
My God, you're a virgin.
590
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:42,036
No, I still have my panties on.
591
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:50,377
- I still can't...
-Richard, I'm over here.
592
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:11,106
Driver, I'm the next stop.
593
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:15,069
Forget it, pal.
We don't stop in this neighbourhood.
594
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:30,793
GMT?
595
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,008
- Here you go, darling.
-Thanks, Sam.
596
00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:40,970
Watch your back.
597
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,267
Here's your cola, Griff.
598
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,649
- G riff.
-M r. Clark.
599
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:59,280
- What are you doing here?
-I live here.
600
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:03,450
I realise a lot of these men do,
but you can get help for this, son.
601
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:07,163
No. I mean my mom and I
live in an apartment upstairs.
602
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:12,418
Listen, Griff.
The reason I came here is because I--
603
00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:16,964
I sense that you want to make something
of yourself...
604
00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:20,176
and if you help me,
we can turn the school around.
605
00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,678
Why me, man?
You'll have to get somebody else.
606
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,305
Who do you think is watching my little...
607
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,141
brothers and sisters
while my moms is working? I'm all they got.
608
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:29,727
You remind me a lot of myself
when I was your age...
609
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:33,063
except I was white and had
both parents and lived in the suburbs...
610
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,733
and I didn't have any brothers or sisters.
611
00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,944
Maybe you remind me of somebody else.
612
00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:42,740
Griff, don't you have a dream?
613
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:47,828
- You wouldn't be interested, man.
-Sure I would. Tell me.
614
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:53,459
- Promise you won't tell anyone.
-You have my word.
615
00:45:57,171 --> 00:46:00,674
- I want to go to college.
-College? You got to be...
616
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:04,970
I'm sorry. Listen, Griff, I'll make you a deal.
617
00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:07,723
You help me get these kids to learn...
618
00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:12,228
and I promise you, I will do everything
in my power to get you into college.
619
00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:14,605
Don't try to play me, Mr. Clark.
620
00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:17,817
I've been promised stuff before
that hasn't come true.
621
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:21,237
I'm saying, where would I get the money
for college from?
622
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:24,156
- You ever hear of scholarships?
-Yeah!
623
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,616
Well...
624
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,744
you probably won't get any of those.
625
00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:31,831
But there are plenty of other ways.
I promise you.
626
00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:33,624
Don't just take my word for it, all right?
627
00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:35,918
You go home, you talk it over
with your mother.
628
00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,419
I'm sure she'll agree with me.
629
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,713
Here.
630
00:46:41,507 --> 00:46:45,719
Listen, Griff,
you don't have to live in a community...
631
00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:49,139
infested with crimes, and drugs, and gangs.
632
00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:54,061
You don't have to end up in some sleazy bar
with a bunch of washed-up bums...
633
00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:56,939
watching some over-the-hill stripper
expose herself...
634
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,608
for a few measly dollars in her G-string.
635
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,670
Okay. Now, in the next six weeks...
636
00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:24,300
lam gonna try and cram as much knowledge
into your brains as is humanly possible.
637
00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,971
Or as space will allow.
638
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,308
Now, this is your textbook for the semester.
639
00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:37,813
They open like this.
640
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,652
Now all of you try it.
641
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:16,227
Good.
642
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:19,355
All right. Let's get to work.
643
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,816
Maybe we should start
with some basic English.
644
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,318
Now, who can give me a complete sentence?
645
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,822
Yo, you wack punk,
you be going down the hard way.
646
00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,533
All right, that's a good sentence.
Let's examine it.
647
00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:34,328
"Yo" is a common colloquial greeting...
648
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:35,496
comma...
649
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:39,375
"you wack punk...
650
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:42,545
"you be going..."
651
00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:46,090
This is just bad syntax.
Who can give me another sentence?
652
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:49,552
- Julie.
-I think my water broke.
653
00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:50,803
Good.
654
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:53,222
"I think..."
655
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,152
- What's the capital of Nebraska?
-Lincoln.
656
00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:08,445
- Right. Who freed the slaves?
-Lincoln.
657
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:11,448
Right. Charles Keating cooked the books
of what S and L?
658
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:12,992
- Lincoln.
-Yes.
659
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:15,494
- Who makes the best town car?
-Cadillac.
660
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:17,621
No.
661
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:21,458
- Lincoln!
-Amazing.
662
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,544
Now we're getting somewhere.
663
00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:36,140
You and three of your G's
are on someone else's turf.
664
00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:39,643
You're cruising along in your fly ride
about 20 miles per.
665
00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:43,397
There's a posse of eight homies just sitting
in front of their crib, they're just...
666
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:45,608
chilling on the porch
playing some fresh jams.
667
00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:48,652
- Who they got on the box?
-I think they're riffing with Tag Team...
668
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:51,780
maybe some Ice, Snoop, Biggie,
Junior MAFIA, whatever.
669
00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:54,408
They decide that they want to throw down.
670
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:58,037
So, you and your boys, you pile out
of your hooptie for the face-off.
671
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:02,333
They have six baseball bats and two chains.
672
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,668
You have three brass knuckles...
673
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:07,838
and two sawed-off pool cues,
you know, jimmy sticks.
674
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:10,841
Now, what I want to know is
what is the ratio...
675
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:13,385
of metal weapons to wooden ones?
676
00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:22,269
Over here, over here, Mr. Clark, Julie knows.
677
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:51,090
Okay, pop quiz. Who was the first president
to use the telephone?
678
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:52,466
- Anferny.
-Nixon.
679
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:53,634
No. Griff.
680
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:54,760
- Garfield.
-Yes.
681
00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,220
First president to be on television?
682
00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:57,513
Anferny.
683
00:50:57,596 --> 00:51:00,391
- Johnny Carson.
-No, he was never president. Natalie.
684
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:02,017
- Eisenhower.
-Yes.
685
00:51:02,101 --> 00:51:05,229
Who was the last president to blow chunks
on a Japanese head of state?
686
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:06,522
Anferny.
687
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:07,940
- Bush?
-Yes!
688
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,075
Good day, Ms. Doyle.
689
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:25,082
Good morning, Ms. Doyle.
690
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:31,380
You looking fine, Ms. Doyle.
691
00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:55,946
Mr. Arnott? Where have you been?
692
00:51:56,030 --> 00:51:58,574
They released me.
693
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:05,498
Everyone...
694
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:09,919
state law prohibits Mr. Clark
from being here today, so he's at home...
695
00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:13,839
probably a little nervous,
but I'm sure rooting for all of you.
696
00:52:13,923 --> 00:52:15,466
All right, here we go.
697
00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:18,302
The Academic Proficiency Test.
698
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:22,681
You have eight hours in which to complete
this exam. Good luck to all of you.
699
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:25,309
Begin work now.
700
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,403
Every day people are discovering
just how fun and easy it is...
701
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,406
to get a precision-layered haircut
with the incredible...
702
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,867
Flowbee Precision Haircutting System.
703
00:52:41,951 --> 00:52:43,911
Don't be fooled by imitators.
704
00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:54,463
Flowbee cuts from
a half-inch to six inches long.
705
00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:07,810
Can't do it wrong.
Get a close-up on this. Squeeze.
706
00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:10,020
Go ahead. Show your abs.
707
00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:31,167
Shit.
708
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,816
All right, time's up.
709
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:59,111
Come on. Time's up. Close your booklets.
710
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,906
I'm sure you all did very well.
711
00:54:02,198 --> 00:54:04,825
Scores will be posted
at the end of this week.
712
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:13,000
How do you think you did on the test?
713
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,754
I don't know. For the first time in my life,
I feel like I did something right.
714
00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:17,922
Me, too.
715
00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:20,466
- Check this out.
-What is it?
716
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:23,761
It's my future. Remember that college
I was telling you about?
717
00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:25,846
- Yeah.
-They wrote me back yesterday.
718
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:29,099
- Yeah.
-Now I feel like I got a real chance to get in.
719
00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:32,102
Guess I owe a lot to Mr. Clark?
720
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:35,606
Yeah, you know, I think all the kids
pretty much feel the same way.
721
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,399
I mean, think about it.
722
00:54:37,525 --> 00:54:40,694
We could both end up
at the same school together.
723
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:44,782
Griff, this is the happiest
lever remember being.
724
00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:48,285
It's the first time in my life I haven't prayed
for a gas line to rupture...
725
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,579
under my building while I was smoking.
726
00:54:50,663 --> 00:54:53,582
Natalie, I'm glad you're happy.
727
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,752
Come on.
There's something I want you to see.
728
00:54:56,836 --> 00:54:57,878
Okay.
729
00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:01,215
Mr. Clark has taken this place on
as a special project.
730
00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,301
"Fie, my lord, fie!
731
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:08,264
"Out, damned spot. Out, I say."
732
00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:10,641
Line!
733
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:13,102
"Who would have thought the old man
to have so much blood?"
734
00:55:13,185 --> 00:55:17,022
"Who would have thought the old man
to have so much blood in him?"
735
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:24,321
Take it off!
736
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:32,830
Hustle up, man. Come on, hurry up.
737
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,750
Yeah, sweet.
738
00:55:38,878 --> 00:55:41,213
This ought to take care of our little problem.
739
00:55:41,297 --> 00:55:43,132
Let's get out of here, Paco.
740
00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:55,186
Hey, give it a rest.
741
00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:59,398
Everyone, I just want to say
before the test scores arrive...
742
00:56:00,191 --> 00:56:04,320
that I am so proud of all of you.
743
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:13,746
Well?
744
00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:17,583
As I expected,
every student in this class failed.
745
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,462
The lowest scores in the country.
746
00:56:22,922 --> 00:56:25,925
- But there must be some mistake.
-That's right.
747
00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:30,262
And you're it. See for yourself.
Figures don't lie.
748
00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:33,974
We're not dealing
with Rhodes scholars here.
749
00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:38,103
It's time I just accepted what I am
and get on with my life.
750
00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:41,357
No, G riff, wait.
751
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,151
See what you've done?
752
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:48,948
I told you to leave them at the bottom
of the barrel, where they belong.
753
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:50,324
Griff, wait.
754
00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:54,787
Consider yourself terminated
as of right now.
755
00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:56,247
Natalie, wait.
756
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,499
Chuckie, wait.
757
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:03,462
Wait, Ms. Doyle,
you're making a huge mistake.
758
00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:06,507
Mr. Clark has helped this school.
He's a good teacher.
759
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:09,760
And I'm not just saying that
because we slept together.
760
00:57:12,221 --> 00:57:14,807
Clean out your desk by the end of the day.
761
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,363
- Richard, wait.
-No.
762
00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,949
You were right all along.
763
00:57:32,408 --> 00:57:35,661
I didn't know what I was getting into
with these kids.
764
00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:38,622
Richard.
765
00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:43,502
I'm out of here.
766
00:57:44,336 --> 00:57:46,380
What's wrong with all of you?
767
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,466
Have you forgotten
how much Mr. Clark has helped us?
768
00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:53,304
You had a D average
before Mr. Clark started tutoring you.
769
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:55,723
Now you're on the honour roll.
770
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:59,518
And this boy. Everyone thought he had
Tourette's syndrome until Mr. Clark...
771
00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:02,271
discovered he was
a Hindu exchange student.
772
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,710
You suck!
773
00:58:27,505 --> 00:58:30,758
You can come back.
Look at me. I'm living proof.
774
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:35,221
Call me.
775
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:39,225
Richard, wait!
776
00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:40,976
Richard.
777
00:58:51,946 --> 00:58:54,281
I'm telling you,
I'm really worried about Richard.
778
00:58:54,365 --> 00:58:56,575
I've been calling his house
for the past three days...
779
00:58:56,659 --> 00:58:58,077
and I keep getting the same message:
780
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,788
"Hi. I'm not here, and I may never be again."
781
00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:01,956
Julie?
782
00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:06,210
Buddy up with a mangy dog
or a small child.
783
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:08,754
Hey, Nat, are you okay?
784
00:59:08,838 --> 00:59:13,259
- I'm afraid Griff's gonna join Pacca-'s gang.
-Come on.
785
00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:14,844
Check this out.
786
00:59:14,927 --> 00:59:19,265
Word on the street is Paco and his little
punk dogs slipped those mentals we took.
787
00:59:20,516 --> 00:59:24,353
What I'm saying is, they switched the tests.
That's why everybody flunked.
788
00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:27,690
You know, you guys.
I probably didn't need no help.
789
00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:31,610
- Oh, my God, this is awful.
-Then we just got to find Mr. Clark.
790
00:59:31,694 --> 00:59:35,197
Yeah, but where?
Where do you find a man that depressed?
791
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,367
Wait a minute. Dim sum.
792
00:59:38,784 --> 00:59:40,828
Chinatown. Come on.
793
00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:48,919
Okay, this is it. Julie, Natalie...
794
00:59:49,587 --> 00:59:51,881
-why don't you two head down that way?
-Okay.
795
00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:55,217
Anferny, go down to the south end
of the block, and I'll go down this way.
796
00:59:55,301 --> 00:59:56,635
All right.
797
01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:02,308
Please, let this be the one.
798
01:00:26,999 --> 01:00:29,376
Richard,
what are you trying to do to yourself?
799
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:32,296
Richard, snap out of it.
Don't you recognise me?
800
01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:34,089
Mum?
801
01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:36,467
No, it's me.
802
01:00:41,055 --> 01:00:43,015
Father O' Flannery?
803
01:00:54,819 --> 01:00:56,320
Mister?
804
01:00:57,154 --> 01:01:00,407
You okay? Mister, you okay?
805
01:01:01,242 --> 01:01:04,745
This girl over there, she asked about you.
Come. Now.
806
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,498
- Richard, thank God.
-Victoria?
807
01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:11,043
I've been looking everywhere for you.
I didn't know you drank.
808
01:01:11,752 --> 01:01:13,045
I drank?
809
01:01:13,879 --> 01:01:16,215
I thought it was just my pet gorilla here.
810
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:19,260
How many fingers?
811
01:01:21,804 --> 01:01:25,975
Come on, Mr. Clark, snap out of it.
We got to get Griff out of that drug deal.
812
01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:29,311
Maybe we should just
let the cops handle this.
813
01:01:29,395 --> 01:01:33,399
That would be fine if I didn't mind waiting
20 years to see Griff again.
814
01:01:33,482 --> 01:01:35,943
Don't worry. I'll just go in and get him.
815
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,320
Mr. Clark, you can't just go in there
and be like:
816
01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:43,617
"Okay, Griff, we're going home,"
else you gonna be going home in a box.
817
01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:45,786
The only way we're going to get Griff
out of there...
818
01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:48,289
is you got to show up in the back room
with the cash.
819
01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:50,499
You got the cash, you the man.
820
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:54,128
- Where am I gonna get the cash?
-Man, DeMarco gonna be there.
821
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:57,131
What you think he carry in his briefcase?
Food stamps?
822
01:01:57,214 --> 01:02:00,718
Your job is to make his cash your cash.
823
01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:11,479
- Did you get it?
-it's all in there.
824
01:02:15,274 --> 01:02:16,442
Good.
825
01:02:17,443 --> 01:02:19,153
We just got time to eat.
826
01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:24,366
All right, everybody, wait here.
827
01:02:26,327 --> 01:02:29,622
- I'll handle this.
- You not out in 20 minutes...
828
01:02:29,705 --> 01:02:32,333
me and my G's is coming in after you,
straight up.
829
01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:36,295
Go in there and represent, Mr. Clark.
You can do it.
830
01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:39,089
I can do this.
831
01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:45,304
- What are you doing here?
-I'm here to help you.
832
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:48,265
Richard, if anything happens,
I want to be here with you.
833
01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,267
Thanks.
834
01:02:52,895 --> 01:02:55,147
How are we gonna know
which one is DeMarco?
835
01:02:55,356 --> 01:02:58,984
- We'll just take a wild guess.
-Where?
836
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:00,945
Come on.
837
01:03:05,908 --> 01:03:10,329
- Someday you will be the world's leaders.
-You suck!
838
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:15,042
Where you going?
839
01:03:16,252 --> 01:03:18,504
It's a mistake, man. I can't do this.
840
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,175
I thought we settled this, Gritty-boy.
841
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:26,595
You better decide right now. You in or out?
842
01:03:27,096 --> 01:03:29,807
- I ain't asking again.
-Define "in or out."
843
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:34,353
In, you're with us, and out, you're dead.
844
01:03:35,896 --> 01:03:37,273
Works for me.
845
01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:47,700
Where the hell's our waiter?
846
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,910
Good evening, gentlemen...
847
01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:53,414
and welcome to Mr. A's
fine dining establishment.
848
01:03:54,415 --> 01:03:58,878
I'm Zack. I'll be your waiter this evening,
and this is my trainee, Paula.
849
01:03:59,420 --> 01:04:02,631
I'm an Aries.
I enjoy water sports and dancing.
850
01:04:02,715 --> 01:04:05,217
- And my hobbies are origami--
-Enough small talk.
851
01:04:05,301 --> 01:04:07,303
Just bring us two thick T-bones.
852
01:04:07,386 --> 01:04:09,388
Yes, sir.
853
01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:13,142
Would you like those
with or without the bones?
854
01:04:15,603 --> 01:04:18,606
And a couple of glasses of water.
855
01:04:18,689 --> 01:04:21,775
All right.
Let me tell you about our water then.
856
01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:24,778
It comes from the Los Angeles aqueduct...
857
01:04:24,862 --> 01:04:28,032
where it flows down
a lovely cement channel on a bed of--
858
01:04:28,115 --> 01:04:32,203
I don't care where it came from.
Just bring it to us.
859
01:04:32,286 --> 01:04:34,121
I'll take that. It's his birthday.
860
01:04:34,205 --> 01:04:36,582
Would anyone care
for some desserts this evening?
861
01:04:36,665 --> 01:04:39,960
Look, you little weasel.
Just bring us what we asked for.
862
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:43,631
Unless you want me to stick
this bread stick up your ass.
863
01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:45,674
It sure would taste better if you didn't.
864
01:04:47,343 --> 01:04:49,595
You might want to try buttering it first.
865
01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:05,069
Hey, stand back.
866
01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:08,113
Come on. We've got to change disguises.
867
01:05:18,499 --> 01:05:19,959
You ready?
868
01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:24,922
Yeah, but unfortunately
we've got this other thing we gotta do first.
869
01:05:25,381 --> 01:05:27,383
Let's see what's in this thing.
870
01:05:27,466 --> 01:05:28,801
Jesus!
871
01:05:29,552 --> 01:05:30,761
Hurry.
872
01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:35,891
Manny, zap that sauce for me, will you?
873
01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:37,977
Got it.
874
01:05:48,863 --> 01:05:50,573
Now, what do you want?
875
01:05:53,617 --> 01:05:56,078
I'm here to see Mr. A.
876
01:05:56,162 --> 01:05:57,705
Who the hell are you?
877
01:05:58,330 --> 01:06:01,542
I'm Mr. B.
878
01:06:03,294 --> 01:06:07,756
Mr. D couldn't make it. He's out with Mr. C.
879
01:06:10,551 --> 01:06:12,178
You're early.
880
01:06:26,984 --> 01:06:28,777
DeMarco's early.
881
01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:31,447
Say what? You?
882
01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:36,118
Mr. Clark, Miss Chapell,
what are you doing here?
883
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:39,246
No need to be so formal, boys.
884
01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:41,749
We're not in school anymore.
885
01:06:41,957 --> 01:06:45,836
Two seconds you gonna be
one dead teacher. How's that for formal?
886
01:06:46,337 --> 01:06:49,256
Now, we work for DeMarco,
buying and selling drugs.
887
01:06:49,340 --> 01:06:52,176
We're lowlife scumbags. Just like you.
888
01:06:52,927 --> 01:06:56,263
- What are you talking about?
-What better cover than...
889
01:06:56,597 --> 01:06:58,307
a teacher and a secretary?
890
01:06:58,641 --> 01:07:00,559
Administrative assistant.
891
01:07:01,602 --> 01:07:03,229
Yes, all right.
892
01:07:03,521 --> 01:07:07,900
All right, enough of this small talk.
I've got business with Mr. A. Where is he?
893
01:07:08,067 --> 01:07:09,360
I'm right here.
894
01:07:12,947 --> 01:07:15,324
- Clark?
-Ms. Doyle?
895
01:07:15,908 --> 01:07:18,244
Around here they call me Mr. A.
896
01:07:18,619 --> 01:07:19,787
Mister?
897
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:22,581
I inherited the business
from my late husband.
898
01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:25,626
- I'm shocked.
-What?
899
01:07:25,918 --> 01:07:28,337
That a woman can run a business?
900
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,714
No. That you were ever married.
901
01:07:32,299 --> 01:07:35,803
All right. Let's do it.
902
01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:39,014
What exactly is she doing here?
903
01:07:40,015 --> 01:07:41,642
She's my bitch.
904
01:07:46,981 --> 01:07:49,400
Well, my significant other.
905
01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:52,653
We've been slapping skins
for quite some time now.
906
01:07:54,113 --> 01:07:57,491
You say you work for DeMarco.
Why should I believe you?
907
01:07:57,658 --> 01:08:00,786
Why would I have his briefcase
unless I was working for him?
908
01:08:00,870 --> 01:08:02,788
That doesn't prove anything.
909
01:08:03,205 --> 01:08:05,624
You could have seen him
down in the restaurant...
910
01:08:05,708 --> 01:08:09,170
dressed up like a waiter,
created some kind of diversion...
911
01:08:09,378 --> 01:08:12,006
while she snatched it from under the table.
912
01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:15,718
That's a little far-fetched, don't you think?
913
01:08:15,843 --> 01:08:19,930
Wait a minute. Think about it.
You think he's capable of all that?
914
01:08:20,139 --> 01:08:23,225
Hey, all right.
915
01:08:23,309 --> 01:08:25,311
What's the big idea?
916
01:08:25,478 --> 01:08:28,689
- You work out?
-All right. Knock it off.
917
01:08:30,274 --> 01:08:35,196
I say we off him now,
and then do what we want with their bodies.
918
01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:37,740
Easy, Paco, easy.
919
01:08:38,491 --> 01:08:41,619
So, you like getting high, Clark?
920
01:08:42,828 --> 01:08:44,246
Who doesn't?
921
01:08:44,330 --> 01:08:47,917
Then perhaps you'd like to sample
the finest crank in town.
922
01:08:48,626 --> 01:08:52,880
Sure. Load me up a spike.
Let's get this party into gear.
923
01:08:55,257 --> 01:08:59,178
- Look man, he's clean. No tracks.
-I take mine in the ass.
924
01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:07,520
Got used to it as a kid. Shots.
925
01:09:09,021 --> 01:09:11,190
You're starting to piss me off, man.
926
01:09:11,273 --> 01:09:14,026
Maybe you don't have enough holes
in your head already.
927
01:09:14,109 --> 01:09:17,571
Excuse me.
Something seems to be riding up here.
928
01:09:20,699 --> 01:09:22,243
What's going on there?
929
01:09:22,326 --> 01:09:24,995
Nothing I know rides up that high.
930
01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:27,122
Here.
931
01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:30,125
Tie off.
932
01:09:39,468 --> 01:09:42,555
You really should have someone
look at that. It could be malignant.
933
01:09:42,638 --> 01:09:45,724
Quit stalling.
We don't want to be here all night.
934
01:09:46,934 --> 01:09:49,103
Here's looking at you, kid.
935
01:10:07,246 --> 01:10:09,331
This shit be kicking.
936
01:10:10,291 --> 01:10:13,919
Man, I'm wasted off my ass
and you're still ugly.
937
01:10:27,850 --> 01:10:29,101
False alarm.
938
01:10:30,436 --> 01:10:32,813
Some idiot put a gun in the microwave.
939
01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:35,483
Good stuff?
940
01:10:37,109 --> 01:10:39,570
So what have you got to say for yourself?
941
01:10:39,653 --> 01:10:41,113
Nothing, really.
942
01:10:41,697 --> 01:10:45,659
Except it's going to be an interesting
morning tomorrow, after my coffee.
943
01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:48,787
I'll need at least two magazines.
944
01:10:51,499 --> 01:10:54,710
- So it's all here?
-As far as you know.
945
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,129
- Half a million?
-Really?
946
01:10:57,922 --> 01:10:59,632
Yes, down to the penny.
947
01:11:00,007 --> 01:11:03,302
Now, I'll just take my stuff
and be on my way.
948
01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:05,638
Wait here.
949
01:11:20,027 --> 01:11:21,654
Griff, you got to get out of here.
950
01:11:21,737 --> 01:11:24,782
You're throwing your life away,
messing around with these drug dealers.
951
01:11:24,865 --> 01:11:27,535
- Look who's talking.
-No, he's not a real drug dealer.
952
01:11:27,618 --> 01:11:30,162
He's just pretending. He's here to save you.
953
01:11:30,788 --> 01:11:34,166
- You risked your life to come here for me?
-Yeah, of course I did.
954
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:36,418
Well, not the risking-my-life part.
955
01:11:36,502 --> 01:11:41,257
Anyway, look, Paco switched the tests, and
the police are probably already on their way.
956
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:43,133
We got to get out before--
957
01:11:45,177 --> 01:11:49,390
- It's the waiter and his trainee.
-Yeah. Where the hell's our dinner?
958
01:11:49,473 --> 01:11:53,477
You jughead.
They're the ones who stole our briefcase.
959
01:11:53,727 --> 01:11:55,813
DeMarco, what's going on?
960
01:11:55,896 --> 01:11:58,482
Is this your idea of a straight deal?
961
01:12:00,109 --> 01:12:04,488
- We thought Clark was your guy.
-I never seen him before tonight.
962
01:12:09,827 --> 01:12:13,205
Hey. Another one of these,
one of us is gonna have an orgasm.
963
01:12:13,289 --> 01:12:17,793
Clark, you never should have messed
with me. I don't want him found.
964
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:19,587
No problem.
965
01:12:30,723 --> 01:12:31,807
No.
966
01:12:32,683 --> 01:12:36,103
- Come on, G's. They're down this way.
-You guys.
967
01:12:36,187 --> 01:12:37,438
In the house.
968
01:12:44,487 --> 01:12:47,364
Doyle is getting away. Stop her.
969
01:12:50,326 --> 01:12:52,745
Seems to me
we've got some unfinished business.
970
01:12:52,828 --> 01:12:54,997
You're forgetting a couple things,
aren't you?
971
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:59,084
- Yeah, what's that?
-Richard's not here to help you this time.
972
01:12:59,168 --> 01:13:00,503
And?
973
01:13:00,586 --> 01:13:02,671
I have a frozen pig's foot.
974
01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:52,972
What's he doing?
975
01:13:56,225 --> 01:13:58,018
What's going on?
976
01:13:58,435 --> 01:13:59,770
Come on!
977
01:14:01,105 --> 01:14:04,233
Look! There's a bigger man,
and he's got a gun!
978
01:14:32,344 --> 01:14:34,472
- Christ!
-Sorry.
979
01:14:37,933 --> 01:14:40,644
This was a new suit, pickle dick.
980
01:14:50,946 --> 01:14:52,490
Get back.
981
01:14:53,616 --> 01:14:57,661
What are you fossils staring at?
Eat your vegetables.
982
01:15:07,463 --> 01:15:12,218
Get back! I'm gonna walk out of here.
You punks get out of the way.
983
01:15:12,718 --> 01:15:16,722
I'm gonna count to three, and if you're
not moving, I'm gonna start shooting.
984
01:15:16,806 --> 01:15:18,390
Do what she says, kids.
985
01:15:18,474 --> 01:15:21,811
Chill, Mr. Clark.
She ain't shooting nothing but the breeze.
986
01:15:21,894 --> 01:15:25,481
You kids are even bigger boneheads
than I thought.
987
01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:28,651
And everybody knows it, too,
except for this fool.
988
01:15:29,151 --> 01:15:32,154
You know, Ms. Doyle, that's just what you...
989
01:15:32,238 --> 01:15:35,074
and people like you,
want everyone to think, isn't it?
990
01:15:35,157 --> 01:15:38,828
That somehow, no matter what goes down,
we just can't cut it.
991
01:15:39,411 --> 01:15:41,997
You use that as an excuse to hold us back...
992
01:15:42,665 --> 01:15:46,418
but Mr. Clark showed us
that there is another way.
993
01:15:46,669 --> 01:15:48,462
Another way to flunk.
994
01:15:48,587 --> 01:15:51,549
Think we failed that test? Listen up.
995
01:15:51,632 --> 01:15:56,095
If x is 1?, plus the square root of 4,
minus 6...
996
01:15:56,428 --> 01:15:57,638
what's X?
997
01:15:58,013 --> 01:15:59,223
Thirteen.
998
01:15:59,807 --> 01:16:02,893
Famous Russian author of
The Brothers Karamazov?
999
01:16:02,977 --> 01:16:04,478
Who is Dostoyevsky.
1000
01:16:04,562 --> 01:16:07,273
The Gadsden Purchase formed parts
of what two states?
1001
01:16:07,356 --> 01:16:09,525
Arizona and New Mexico.
1002
01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:11,026
All right, I'll shoot him.
1003
01:16:11,110 --> 01:16:13,195
- What's the capital of Ecuador?
-Quito!
1004
01:16:13,279 --> 01:16:14,655
Back off! I mean it.
1005
01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:18,242
- NASA's Apollo Program ended what year?
4975!
1006
01:16:18,325 --> 01:16:19,410
Stay away from me.
1007
01:16:19,493 --> 01:16:21,954
Who was responsible
for the first moonwalk?
1008
01:16:22,037 --> 01:16:23,414
Michael Jackson!
1009
01:16:25,207 --> 01:16:26,750
What did he say?
1010
01:16:28,127 --> 01:16:32,047
No, I'm just playing, man.
It was Louis Armstrong's brother, Neil.
1011
01:16:32,381 --> 01:16:33,465
What group...
1012
01:16:33,549 --> 01:16:37,595
is responsible for the consumption
of the most doughnuts in Los Angeles?
1013
01:16:37,678 --> 01:16:38,888
- Police!
-Right.
1014
01:16:38,971 --> 01:16:40,973
Nobody move. Get your hands up.
1015
01:16:41,557 --> 01:16:43,350
This isn't what it looks like.
1016
01:16:43,434 --> 01:16:45,102
Say hello to Mr. A.
1017
01:16:45,186 --> 01:16:48,147
So this is Mr. A.
We've been looking for him for years.
1018
01:16:48,230 --> 01:16:49,815
You're under arrest, fellow.
1019
01:16:49,899 --> 01:16:53,068
Hey, partner, there's about five more
gangster-pops in the freezer.
1020
01:16:53,861 --> 01:16:56,322
It was her, man.
She masterminded the whole thing.
1021
01:16:56,405 --> 01:16:59,617
- I'll testify in court. She's Mr. A.
- We know.
1022
01:17:00,701 --> 01:17:03,204
Could I borrow your coat?
I can't feel my legs.
1023
01:17:03,287 --> 01:17:05,956
Come on, let me go, man.
I'll give you $50,000.
1024
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:09,502
Ms. Doyle,
I guess we just got off on the wrong foot.
1025
01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:11,170
No hard feelings.
1026
01:17:13,422 --> 01:17:14,840
Wonderbra?
1027
01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:19,970
I swear to God, Clark,
when I get out, I'm gonna hunt you down...
1028
01:17:20,054 --> 01:17:22,014
and beat you like a circus monkey.
1029
01:17:22,097 --> 01:17:24,183
By the way, happy birthday.
1030
01:17:41,617 --> 01:17:43,911
This shit be kicking.
1031
01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:49,625
And now, to present the diplomas...
1032
01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:52,461
principal pro tem, Richard C. Clark.
1033
01:17:52,837 --> 01:17:55,214
Will the graduates please rise and begin...
1034
01:17:55,297 --> 01:17:58,300
Richard, I never thought I'd say this...
1035
01:17:58,884 --> 01:18:01,262
but I was wrong about you, son.
1036
01:18:01,345 --> 01:18:03,764
I can't believe
what you've accomplished here.
1037
01:18:06,392 --> 01:18:07,852
Thanks, Dad.
1038
01:18:12,815 --> 01:18:16,610
When I cal'! your name,
please step forward to receive your diploma.
1039
01:18:17,444 --> 01:18:19,738
An fern y Jefferson.
1040
01:18:27,454 --> 01:18:29,206
Julie Rubels.
1041
01:18:32,877 --> 01:18:35,421
There's Mommy.
1042
01:18:35,504 --> 01:18:37,381
Achmed Duvded.
1043
01:18:40,134 --> 01:18:41,802
Natalie Thompson.
1044
01:18:44,722 --> 01:18:48,851
And the Valedictorian of our class,
with a 2.35 GPA...
1045
01:18:48,934 --> 01:18:50,519
Griff McReynolds.
1046
01:18:59,737 --> 01:19:01,280
You did it, buddy.
1047
01:19:01,363 --> 01:19:03,616
Way to go, GM“. That's my boy!
1048
01:19:05,784 --> 01:19:07,244
That's my boy.
1049
01:19:11,665 --> 01:19:13,209
Good (o! you, GM“.!
1050
01:19:18,297 --> 01:19:21,842
For all of you who did not
make the journey to this stage today...
1051
01:19:21,926 --> 01:19:24,929
I say to you, work as hard as you can...
1052
01:19:25,054 --> 01:19:27,807
do a couple hours
of homework each night...
1053
01:19:27,973 --> 01:19:31,018
and nothing can stop you.
1054
01:19:44,949 --> 01:19:48,077
Ladies and gentlemen,
the graduating class of 1996.
1055
01:19:48,452 --> 01:19:50,663
Graduates, graduate!
1056
01:20:42,631 --> 01:20:44,675
Coming up on the 11:00 report...
1057
01:20:44,758 --> 01:20:48,429
Sparky the rottweiler is still missing
on that Korean airliner...
1058
01:20:48,512 --> 01:20:49,805
day 32.
1059
01:20:50,097 --> 01:20:53,142
A deadly strain of bacteria
found in movie popcorn...
1060
01:20:53,267 --> 01:20:57,771
striking its victims exactly
one-and-a-half hours after being consumed.
1061
01:20:57,938 --> 01:20:59,315
And in sports...
1062
01:20:59,398 --> 01:21:03,903
Steve's gonna tell us about Marge Schott's
purchase of the Harlem Globetrotters.
1063
01:21:03,986 --> 01:21:06,030
That's all coming up next.
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