Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {167}{215}Come in. {263}{311}Good day, Captain. {311}{335}Bortus. How are you? {335}{431}I apologize for intruding|upon your work. {431}{455}Oh, no, it's fine. {455}{503}What is that? {503}{551}That is, uh, {551}{599}Kermit the Frog. {599}{647}I do not recognize the species. {647}{719}It's an amphibious life-form from Earth. {719}{743}Is it someone you know? {743}{815}No, no, he's just a leader I admire. {815}{863}Always keeps his cool {863}{887}in a crisis, {887}{911}inspires greatness in his people. {911}{959}He's... {959}{1006}So, what can I do for you? {1006}{1102}Sir, I wish to request|a leave of absence. {1102}{1126}For what reason? {1126}{1174}I have laid an egg. {1174}{1222}You... {1222}{1270}What do you mean, like|you told a bad joke {1270}{1294}or something? Like, what? {1294}{1366}No, sir. Moclans reproduce|by laying eggs. {1366}{1414}Klyden and I {1414}{1462}are going to have a child. {1462}{1510}Bortus, that's great. {1510}{1558}Congrats. My God. {1558}{1606}- You lay eggs?|- Yes, sir. {1606}{1630}Wow. You know, I always wondered {1630}{1702}how a single-gender species|populated itself, but... {1702}{1774}Are-are they big? They big eggs? {1774}{1822}They are somewhat large. Yes, sir. {1822}{1846}Amazing. {1846}{1918}Um, well, yeah, take all|the time off you need. {1918}{2013}The gestation period is|approximately 21 days. {2013}{2037}And you sit on it? {2037}{2061}You sit on the egg? {2061}{2085}Yes, sir. {2085}{2133}Wow. {2133}{2181}Well, listen, tell Klyden congrats, {2181}{2229}and, uh, if you got one more in you, {2229}{2277}dibs on the omelet. {2277}{2325}Sir? {2325}{2349}Sorry. Bad joke. {2349}{2397}Yes. {2397}{2421}Bad "yolk." {2469}{2517}You know, I'm-I'm just not gonna try {2517}{2565}at comedy with you anymore. {2565}{2613}I will return to my quarters. {2613}{2637}Okay. {2853}{2925}I want eggs now. {4579}{4603}Eggs? {4603}{4627}That's what he said. {4627}{4699}Moclans reproduce by laying eggs, {4699}{4723}which I never knew. {4723}{4747}Well, where does it come out of? {4747}{4795}The butt? {4795}{4819}You know, John, I didn't really pry {4819}{4867}into those kinds of specifics. {4867}{4915}How's that not the|first thing you ask? {4915}{4987}Captain, we are receiving|a distress signal. {4987}{5058}Coordinates 8-3-0-4-9-3-4. {5058}{5082}A transport ship has been attacked {5106}{5130}- by the Krill.|- How far away? {5130}{5202}With quantum drive at maximum,|six minutes, 21 seconds. {5202}{5250}Alara, send a message we're on our way. {5250}{5298}Gordon, get us there|as quick as you can. {5298}{5322}Aye, sir. {5514}{5586}Approaching the transport,|sir, it's the USS Bleriot. {5586}{5610}Let's see it. {5658}{5706}Looks like they took|a hell of a beating. {5706}{5754}Scan for life signs. How many|passengers are on board? {5754}{5826}Captain, the ship is|already scanning us. {5826}{5850}They are? {5850}{5898}That's weird. {5898}{5946}That's like a jinx, right?|They owe us a Coke. {5946}{5970}Alara, hail them. {5970}{6017}Channel open. {6017}{6065}Bleriot, this is Captain Ed Mercer {6065}{6113}of the USS Orville... do you read me? {6113}{6185}Captain Mercer, we've been|raided by a Krill destroyer. {6185}{6209}What is the status of your vessel? {6209}{6233}Our injured are being treated, {6233}{6281}but we're in need of extensive repairs. {6281}{6353}I can hear you, but visual|is a little patchy. {6353}{6377}That's why we scanned your ship. {6377}{6425}All right, send us a manifest|of everything you need {6425}{6473}- as soon as you can.|- Sending now. {6473}{6545}And, Captain, it so happens|we're carrying two passengers {6545}{6569}whom you know. {6569}{6641}Eddie, is that you? {6641}{6689}Mom? {6689}{6737}Hey, buddy. Surprise, huh? {6737}{6809}Yeah, it is. Dad, are you guys okay? {6809}{6833}- No, no, we're okay, fine.|- We're okay. {6833}{6881}We all just got a bit|of a scare, that's all. {6881}{6905}Yeah. {6905}{6953}Well, except for your father. {6953}{7024}Yeah. I-I slept through|the entire attack, {7024}{7072}and I just woke up a little while ago. {7072}{7120}You know, a little too much|of the sauce last night. {7120}{7168}Mom, Dad, what the hell are you|guys doing on the Bleriot? {7168}{7216}Well, your father and I wanted {7216}{7264}to spend the weekend on Deneb 3 {7264}{7288}- with the Petersons.|- With the Petersons. {7288}{7312}We're receiving the manifest now. {7312}{7360}- Who's that?|- Is that Kelly? {7360}{7408}Yeah. {7408}{7432}Hi, Mrs. Mercer. How are you? {7432}{7504}I'm fine. You know, uh, Eddie tells us {7504}{7552}you're just a wonderful first officer. {7552}{7624}I'm-I'm glad you two are friends again, {7624}{7672}after the, um, infidelity. {7672}{7744}- Okay.|- Yeah. No, no, {7744}{7768}we're... we're fine. {7768}{7816}- Was it worth it?|- Aw, Jeannie... {7816}{7864}just drop it, huh? {7864}{7888}A honey like that, a couple of flies are {7888}{7912}gonna get through, okay? {7912}{7960}Uh, guys, you-you remember Gordon? {7960}{7984}Hi, Mr. and Mrs. M. {7984}{8031}Is that Gordon? {8031}{8055}It's me, yeah. {8055}{8103}Oh, okay, well, tell him I said hi. {8103}{8151}- He just heard you, Dad.|- Hi. {8151}{8199}- Who's that?|- That's Gordon again. {8199}{8247}Eddie, how's your stomach?|Is it still bothering you? {8247}{8319}Uh, it-it's fine, Mom. It's-it's okay. {8319}{8343}Did you get the colon scan? {8343}{8391}I-I will. I will get it. {8391}{8439}Listen to me. You get the colon scan. {8439}{8487}Do you understand me? Because|if you get the divert... {8487}{8583}- Man, what is that?|- Diverticulitis. {8583}{8631}Diverticulitis, like I|had, that's not a picnic. {8631}{8655}What is it you got stuck in there? {8655}{8679}A sesame seed. {8679}{8751}- A sesame seed in his colon!|- In the colon. {8751}{8799}Yeah. It-It just gets stuck in there, {8799}{8823}because there are folds, you know? {8823}{8847}Yeah. {8847}{8871}And it burrows in|there for the winter, {8871}{8943}- and you got yourself an inflammation.|- Oh, God. {8943}{8967}Hey, you know what, guys? {8967}{8991}We're just gonna come over there, okay?|How does that...? {8991}{9038}Right, Kel? You haven't seen|Mom and Dad in a while... {9038}{9062}I haven't seen them in ages, yes. {9062}{9110}- Great!|- Yeah. {9110}{9134}Much better if we go|down there and help out. {9134}{9134}Great, much better, great. {9134}{9158}So we'll see you in a bit, okay? {9158}{9206}Get the scan. {9206}{9278}Oh, my God. {9278}{9350}- Alara, you have the conn.|- Aye. {9350}{9374}Wait, what? {9374}{9422}You have command while we're gone. {9422}{9470}Well, what about Bortus? {9470}{9518}Bortus is in his|quarters warming an egg. {9518}{9566}That makes you the|ranking bridge officer. {9566}{9638}Oh, yeah, but... I've never, um... {9638}{9686}Wait, {9686}{9710}this is your first time in command. {9710}{9758}Yeah, so maybe someone else should... {9758}{9830}You got this, okay? {9830}{9854}You wouldn't be allowed|to wear that uniform {9854}{9902}if you weren't qualified. {9902}{9926}We trust you. {9926}{9997}Yeah. {9997}{10021}Okay. {10021}{10069}- Okay.|- Okay. {10117}{10189}Oh, hey, uh, sorry about|my parents, everyone. {10189}{10237}They're, um... {10237}{10309}My colon is fine, by the way, there's... {10309}{10357}Yeah. {10909}{10957}Your mother hates me. {10957}{11004}- She does not hate you.|- Oh, yes, she does. {11004}{11076}She does not. She hated you|a little bit after the... {11076}{11148}the thing. {11148}{11172}You can tell me, you know. {11172}{11244}I mean, we never talked about it. {11244}{11316}- What'd she say about me?|- It's nothing too terrible. {11316}{11340}- You can tell me. Just be honest.|- It wasn't that bad. {11340}{11388}- Be honest.|- She once called you a bitch {11388}{11460}46 times in one sitting. {11460}{11484}Wow. {11484}{11532}Yeah, the people at the|next table complained. {11532}{11580}But, look, Kel, it doesn't matter.|You know? {11580}{11652}That's the past... you and I|were a lousy match, movin' on. {11652}{11748}Maybe. We never really got|the chance to find out. {11748}{11796}Well, that's what happens when|you let a blue alien bone you {11796}{11820}while your husband's|at work, isn't it? {11820}{11844}Don't be a jerk. {11844}{11892}In no way am I trying to be a jerk. {11892}{11964}Honestly, Kel, most guys|would hold a grudge {11964}{12011}for something like this... I|think you did us a favor. {12011}{12059}I really do. In fact, you know what? {12059}{12107}I want to thank you for your infidelity. {12107}{12227}Look, all I'm saying is that|if you hadn't been so absent, {12227}{12323}and I hadn't... done what I did... {12323}{12347}maybe it could've worked. {12347}{12443}I say this with all due|respect... you are high. {12443}{12515}Well, since we are seeing your|mother, that's not a bad idea. {12563}{12587}What are you doing? {12587}{12659}One cannabis edible. {12659}{12683}Oh, my God. Seriously? {12683}{12731}You're kidding with that, right? {12731}{12803}Just in case. {13330}{13402}What the hell? {13402}{13450}What is this? {13642}{13666}Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys! {13666}{13714}- Guys!|- Isaac! {13714}{13762}The transport... what happened to it? {13762}{13810}Scanners show no sign of the ship. {13810}{13858}It appears to have been a|holographic projection {13858}{13906}of some kind. {13906}{13954}- What about the boarding party?|- Searching. {14001}{14049}Scans show no life signs. {14049}{14097}They are gone. {14289}{14337}I don't understand, how|can they just be gone? {14337}{14385}John, wha-what about|long-range navigational scans? {14385}{14433}I'm checking right now. {14433}{14457}There's-There's nothing out there. {14457}{14481}Not a damn thing. {14865}{14937}Commander, the captain... Oh, God. {14937}{15008}Is it not customary|to request permission {15008}{15056}before entering someone else's quarters? {15056}{15104}- It is...|- I am brooding my egg. {15104}{15152}It is a private time for a Moclan. {15152}{15200}Sir, I am so sorry, {15200}{15248}but the captain and the|first officer are gone! {15248}{15296}Gone? Where? {15296}{15320}We don't know. {15320}{15368}We got a distress call|from a transport ship, {15368}{15416}and once they boarded it, the|whole thing just disappeared. {15416}{15464}Who is in command? {15464}{15512}I am. {15512}{15584}Then, if they are alive,|you must find them. {15584}{15632}Sir, if you could just|come back to the bridge. {15632}{15680}The captain never would|have left me in command {15680}{15704}if he had any idea that this... {15704}{15752}I cannot leave my egg. {15752}{15776}For how long? {15776}{15800}For 21 days. {15800}{15872}I am sorry, Lieutenant. {15872}{15944}I will not risk the life of my child. {15944}{15991}You must remain in command. {16519}{16543}One shot of Xelayan tequila. {16735}{16807}Okay. {16807}{16855}Deep breaths. Deep breaths. {16855}{16879}You're okay. You're fine. {16879}{16951}You gonna throw up? You gonna throw up? {16951}{17046}No. You're all right. {17334}{17382}Lieutenant, you all right? {17382}{17478}Yes! Yes, yes, I'm fine, Ensign... {17478}{17550}- Parker.|- Parker. Ensign Parker. {17550}{17598}Sweet. Go away now. {17598}{17622}Oh. {17766}{17814}Isaac, any sign of the boarding party? {17814}{17886}Negative, sir. Status unchanged. {17886}{17910}Sir, there's nobody over there {17910}{17958}to pilot the shuttle back to us, {17958}{18029}but I can bring it over by|remote guidance, on your order. {18029}{18077}Got it. {18101}{18221}Is... is the order given? {18221}{18269}Yes. {18269}{18317}Absolutely do that. {18317}{18341}Aye, sir. {18341}{18437}And good job... {18437}{18461}with that remote thing. {18509}{18557}Thanks. {18725}{18749}Sir? {18749}{18797}Doctor. Hi. {18797}{18845}Any word? {18845}{18893}No, nothing yet. {18893}{18917}What's next? {18917}{19036}What's next... is... {19036}{19084}we should {19084}{19132}lock a tractor beam onto the buoy {19132}{19180}and bring it into the shuttle|bay to examine it for clues. {19180}{19252}We got Dora the Explorer|runnin' the show here. {19252}{19276}Shh. {19276}{19324}Lieutenant Lamarr, do you|want to say something? {19324}{19348}No, sir. {19348}{19396}Good. Lock onto the buoy. {19396}{19468}Sir, I would advise against|that course of action. {19468}{19516}We are not familiar with|its defense mechanisms. {19516}{19564}It's our only chance to find our people. {19564}{19588}Lieutenant, lock on. {19588}{19660}Aye, sir. {19756}{19804}Locked on and pulling her in. {19900}{19924}Bridge to shuttle bay. {19924}{19972}Prepare to receive buoy. {19972}{20067}Copy, bridge. Opening bay doors. {20283}{20355}Sir, I'm reading an energy|buildup within the buoy's core. {20355}{20403}Can you identify it? {20403}{20427}It is... {20427}{20499}Sir, deactivate the tractor beam! {20763}{20811}Get those doors shut! {21002}{21074}All sections reporting. {21074}{21146}Structural damage is extensive,|injuries are numerous. {21146}{21170}I'll be in sickbay. {21170}{21194}Bortus to bridge. {21194}{21218}What is happening? {21218}{21242}We, uh, took a little jolt, {21242}{21290}but we're in one piece. {21290}{21314}Is your egg okay? {21314}{21338}It is intact. {21338}{21386}However, such impacts are not {21386}{21410}conducive to egg brooding! {21410}{21458}Sir, hull integrity has been compromised {21458}{21506}- in the shuttle bay.|- I'm going down there. {21506}{21578}Sir, if I may, your|place is on the bridge. {21578}{21602}I'm going down there! {21602}{21650}Think they'd give me three weeks off {21650}{21674}to sit on an egg? {22153}{22201}Chief, was anyone|injured in the rupture? {22201}{22249}A few minor injuries, but|the force field snapped on {22249}{22273}like it's supposed to. {22273}{22321}Gonna take a few days|to patch up, though. {22321}{22417}Look, whatever additional power,|resources you need, whatever, {22417}{22417}you've got it. {22417}{22489}I appreciate that,|kid, we'll be all right. {22753}{22801}Ensign Parker, what happened? {22801}{22825}Wrong place at the wrong time. {22825}{22873}Will he be okay? {22873}{22897}Well, he won't be running any marathons {22897}{22969}for a couple of days,|but he'll be all right. {23016}{23088}Doctor, can I talk to you in private? {23088}{23136}Sure. {23304}{23352}I can't do this. {23352}{23400}- You mean command the Orville?|- Yes. {23400}{23472}I wasn't in that chair ten|minutes, and I almost {23472}{23496}destroyed the entire ship. {23496}{23520}What if someone had been killed? {23520}{23568}But you didn't. And they weren't. {23568}{23592}You're the ship's doctor. {23592}{23664}You're the only person who can|relieve an officer of command. {23664}{23712}Can't you just come up with|some reason that I'm unfit? {23712}{23760}Tell them I'm a drug addict, anything. {23760}{23808}Just get someone to replace me, please. {23808}{23832}No, I will not do that. {23832}{23904}But I will give you some advice.|Now, sit. {23999}{24071}Command is all about the balance|between inspiring confidence {24071}{24143}in your leadership and knowing|when to trust your people. {24143}{24215}You got scared out there today. {24215}{24287}Scared that they didn't respect you. {24287}{24359}So you ignored Isaac's advice|in order to appear in control. {24359}{24431}Now, the question is, did|you learn from this error? {24455}{24527}I'm willing to bet that you did. {24551}{24599}Will you help me? {24599}{24671}I'm not gonna whisper the|right answers in your ear, {24671}{24743}but I'll try to be your|Obi-Wan however I can. {24743}{24791}My what? {24791}{24839}Never mind. {25774}{25822}What is this? {25822}{25846}It's... {25894}{25942}our old apartment. {25942}{25989}In New York City. {26181}{26229}This is impossible. {26229}{26253}It's exactly like I remember it. {26301}{26349}Look at this. {26397}{26421}This is the one from my office. {26421}{26493}I took it with me when I moved out. {26493}{26589}We couldn't have been sent back in time? {26589}{26637}I mean, that's... that's crazy, right? {26925}{26973}The door's sealed. {26973}{27020}Here. {27068}{27116}It's okay, I got it, I got it. {27188}{27236}- Oh! Oh!|- Ed, are you okay? {27236}{27260}- Yeah, no, I'm fine.|- Are you sure? {27260}{27308}I'm fine. I'm fine. All good. {27404}{27428}Kel, where the hell are we? {27692}{27740}Lieutenant, I believe I have something. {27740}{27788}What is it? {27788}{27860}My analysis of our|scanner logs indicates {27860}{27908}there was a concentrated pulse|directed away from the buoy {27932}{27956}at the moment of the incident, {27956}{27979}traveling along this trajectory. {27979}{28027}What do you think it was? {28027}{28051}I cannot be certain, {28075}{28147}but I believe it may have been|a form of molecular transfer. {28147}{28195}You think they may have|been transported somewhere? {28195}{28291}If so, there may still be|residual traces of the pulse. {28291}{28339}I will need to divert power|to the forward scanners {28339}{28387}to conduct a long-range search. {28387}{28435}We're already on emergency power. {28579}{28675}All hands, this is Acting Captain Kitan. {28675}{28723}Emergency power will be|temporarily rerouted {28723}{28771}to the scanner array|until further notice. {28771}{28795}Newton to bridge. {28795}{28843}Kid, you got to be joking. {28843}{28867}You reroute power, and this ship's {28867}{28891}not gonna be goin' anywhere. {28891}{28939}Chief, unless we know where {28939}{28963}the captain and the|commander were taken, {28963}{29034}there'll be nowhere to go. Oh, and it's {29034}{29082}"sir," not "kid." {29082}{29130}Just a friendly reminder. {29130}{29178}Aye, sir. {29178}{29226}Dora the Explorer got some balls. {29226}{29298}Good ones. Good balls. {29298}{29346}Crap! {29394}{29442}What about the window? {29442}{29466}I mean, we're a hundred stories up. {29466}{29514}What are we supposed|to do, scale a wall? {29514}{29610}Yeah, good point. {29610}{29682}So, what do we do now? {29682}{29706}Survival. {29706}{29778}I mean, as long as we're|here, wherever here is, {29778}{29826}we better make sure that the|food synthesizer works. {29922}{29946}At least we won't starve. {29946}{30017}Look at this. It's my favorite robe. {30017}{30089}I haven't seen this in two years. {30089}{30137}By the way, this was an inspired idea. {30137}{30209}Of course, if there's anything|in the food, we're screwed. {30209}{30257}Yeah, I kind of doubt|whoever brought us here {30257}{30305}went through all the|trouble just to poison us. {30377}{30401}Mm-hmm. {30497}{30521}- Thank you.|- Mm. {30641}{30689}Ed... {30689}{30761}you think the Orville knows we're alive? {30761}{30809}You think they're even looking for us? {30809}{30857}Well, we better hope so. {30929}{30976}I left Alara in command. {30976}{31000}Yeah. {31000}{31048}What do you think? {31048}{31096}Well, she's smart, {31096}{31120}but she's really green. {31120}{31168}I know. {31216}{31264}I'm gonna try to get some sleep. {31288}{31336}Do you, uh, do you want|the bed or the couch? {31336}{31360}Hmm. {31360}{31408}You take the bed. I've|had so much to drink, {31432}{31432}I think I'd die at that altitude. {31432}{31504}Okay. {31504}{31528}And if we're still here tomorrow, {31528}{31600}we can move on to that brownie. {31624}{31672}Hey, wait, do you... {31672}{31720}do you remember that time|that Jeff and Maureen {31720}{31744}invited us to the opera? {31744}{31840}Oh, my God, yes. {31840}{31864}And you knew I hated opera, so|you made me smoke that joint {31864}{31912}before we left. {31912}{31960}I'm so sorry, that was|supposed to be mine. {31960}{32007}- I gave you the wrong one.|- Your weapons-grade weed. {32007}{32055}Yes, I remember it very well. {32055}{32103}And it kicked in when|we got to the theater, {32103}{32151}and I became convinced that I was... {32151}{32175}That you were gonna be paralyzed. {32175}{32223}That I would be paralyzed|if I stayed seated {32223}{32271}for longer than two minutes. {32271}{32295}Oh, my God. {32295}{32343}And remember, you bashed the|hell out of Maureen's head {32343}{32367}- when you jumped out of your chair?|- Oh... {32415}{32439}God, the size of the bruise {32439}{32487}on her face was just epic. {32487}{32511}Was that when they stopped|hanging out with us? {32511}{32559}- Oh, yeah, they were done with us.|- Yeah. {32559}{32607}That... well, you know, they sucked.|Who cares? {32607}{32655}They totally sucked. Why did we {32655}{32679}- hang out with them?|- I thought you liked them. {32679}{32727}- I hated them.|- You hate... {32727}{32775}That was the only reason that I|tolerated... You-you hated them? {32775}{32823}Yes. I mean she never shut the hell up, {32823}{32871}and-and he smelled like sausage. {32871}{32943}Well, then, you know what? I'm|glad I hit her in the head. {32967}{33014}That makes two of us. {33014}{33062}Mm. {33182}{33254}I... you know, this-this|feels like a dream. {33302}{33422}Being here, in this place. {33422}{33518}It's like the last year never happened. {33566}{33614}I was just thinking the same thing. {33710}{33758}I might have been wrong... {33758}{33854}about what I said in the shuttle. {33878}{33950}Maybe things could've been different. {34045}{34069}Good night. {34501}{34573}Sir, I believe I have|pinpointed the destination {34573}{34621}of the subspace pulse. {34621}{34669}Let's see what you've got. {34741}{34789}Oh, no. {34813}{34861}Absolutely out of the|question, Lieutenant. {34861}{34909}But, sir, if there's any chance|that they're still alive... {34909}{34933}That sector {34933}{35004}of space is off-limits, no exceptions. {35004}{35028}Sir, please, if we could just... {35028}{35100}Lieutenant, you're young, {35100}{35124}so I'm going to overlook the fact {35124}{35172}that you are questioning a direct order {35172}{35220}from a fleet admiral. {35220}{35268}We have reasons for|keeping our ships away {35268}{35316}from that star system. {35316}{35340}The Calivon are a very {35340}{35388}technologically advanced race. {35388}{35460}And they view any species at|a lesser technological level {35460}{35484}as inferior. {35484}{35556}In the way a sentient being|might view an animal. {35580}{35628}We do not want to|engage them in any way. {35628}{35676}But what about the captain|and the commander? {35676}{35724}Lost in the line of duty. {35724}{35772}I'm sorry, Lieutenant. {35772}{35820}As soon as your repairs are complete, {35820}{35868}your orders are to return to Earth {35868}{35916}where the Orville will be assigned {35916}{35964}a new captain and first officer. {35964}{36011}Tucker out. {36371}{36467}Hey. Wake up. {36467}{36491}Wake up! {36827}{36851}Hey. {36851}{36899}Hey, what's going on? {36899}{36947}Hey, can you tell me where I am? {36947}{36970}'Cause honestly... {37042}{37066}Nidal. {37066}{37114}Come on, let's go see the Krill. {37114}{37138}Mama, I want to see the Moclans. {37138}{37162}If we have time. {37162}{37210}Come on. Let's go. {37210}{37282}Hey. Hey! {37282}{37306}What's going on here? {37306}{37354}Where am I? {37354}{37402}Hey, talk to me! {37402}{37426}You're wasting your breath. {37426}{37474}You don't matter to them. {37474}{37522}Who are you? {37522}{37570}What is this place? {37570}{37618}Looks like they finally|filled that slot. {37618}{37666}How's it going, new guy? {37690}{37738}Ed? {37738}{37786}What is this? What's going on? {37786}{37810}I... {37810}{37858}Answer my question. {37858}{37882}Where are we? {37882}{37906}A smart one, isn't he? {37954}{38025}Take a look around you, friend. {38025}{38097}You're in a Calivon zoo. {38505}{38553}See, their buoys {38553}{38601}can scan your computers|and then instantly {38601}{38673}generate a customized holographic lure. {38673}{38745}As soon as you bite,|you're transported here. {38745}{38793}Like leaving an animal trap in the wild. {38793}{38865}It even knew to make my|dad talk about his colon. {38865}{38889}That's an advanced technology. {38889}{38937}They recreate your {38937}{39008}natural environment based on|the data they've collected. {39008}{39080}Once you're acclimated, whoosh! {39080}{39128}The wall goes up and|you're the newest exhibit. {39128}{39200}They got lucky with you guys. {39200}{39248}Usually they don't get two for one. {39272}{39320}Our natural environment. {39320}{39344}What about him? {39344}{39392}He's only a child. {39392}{39440}What's your name, sweetie? {39440}{39488}Baral. {39488}{39536}Yeah? How long have you been here? {39536}{39560}Where's your mommy? {39560}{39608}I... don't know. {39680}{39752}He got|here a few weeks after I did. {39752}{39824}I've been here eight months. {39824}{39896}What the hell kind of people|do something like this? {39896}{39920}They're Calivon. {39920}{39991}They think any technologically|inferior species {39991}{40039}is theirs to do with as they please. {40039}{40135}We're... interesting and fun to watch. {40135}{40159}Weird as that sounds. {40159}{40207}It's not that weird. {40207}{40255}There was a time where|humans imprisoned animals {40255}{40279}for entertainment. {40279}{40327}It wasn't intended to be cruel. {40327}{40375}We just felt, as the higher|species, we had the right. {40375}{40423}Yeah, well, that was|hundreds of years ago, {40423}{40471}so you tell me who's more advanced. Hey! {40471}{40495}We are not your Shamu! {40543}{40591}I told you, they don't care! {40591}{40639}There's got to be a way out of here. {40639}{40711}I mean, that... that child|belongs with his parents. {40711}{40735}Why don't you ask Ock'or? {40735}{40783}Who's Ock'or? {40783}{40807}The big guy to your left. {40807}{40831}You can't see him from where you are. {40951}{41022}He's been here 31 years. {41022}{41046}In other words, {41046}{41094}there's no way out. {41358}{41406}Well, that's the last of it. {41406}{41454}Weapons and quantum|drive are back online. {41454}{41478}All departments show green, sir. {41478}{41526}Repairs are complete. {41526}{41550}Set course for {41550}{41574}the Calivon system, sir? {41574}{41598}No. {41622}{41694}Set course for Earth. {41694}{41718}Wait, what? {41718}{41766}What?! What about Ed and Kelly? {41766}{41814}My orders are clear. {41814}{41862}The captain and first|officer will be declared {41862}{41886}lost in the line of duty. {41886}{41934}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on. {41934}{41958}What the hell are you talking about? {41958}{41981}The Calivon system is off-limits. {41981}{42029}Return us to Earth. {42029}{42053}Alara, that is a cold-blooded order, {42053}{42077}and you can shove it up your ass. {42077}{42125}Lieutenant, you're relieved of duty. {42221}{42245}Get off the bridge. {42413}{42461}Lieutenant Lamarr, carry out the order. {42509}{42533}Yes, sir. {42964}{43012}Claire? {43012}{43036}Alara. Come on in. {43084}{43132}They hate me. {43132}{43180}The entire crew hates me. {43180}{43228}I mean, can't they see|that I'm just as upset {43228}{43276}about this as they are? {43276}{43300}I mean, Kelly is my friend. {43300}{43348}For God's sakes, I'm just following {43348}{43372}Admiral Tucker's orders. {43372}{43420}And the admiral's right. {43420}{43468}To put the entire ship {43468}{43516}in danger to rescue two officers|who might not even be alive? {43516}{43564}No, {43564}{43588}he gave the proper order. {43588}{43636}So you don't think we should go either? {43636}{43660}I didn't say that. {43660}{43708}Alara, {43708}{43756}everything that you've dealt with, {43756}{43804}up until now, is child's play. {43804}{43852}This is command. {43852}{43876}You have a choice. {43876}{43971}Follow orders and accept that|the crew will hate you for it, {43971}{44019}or disobey orders and|go after our people. {44019}{44115}But, if you take that kind|of risk and you're wrong, {44115}{44163}you could destroy your career. {44163}{44187}Or worse. {44739}{44787}Xelayan tequila, double. {44907}{44931}Thanks. {45266}{45290}Hi. {45290}{45314}Can I sit here? {45314}{45386}You can sit wherever you want, sir. {45386}{45458}Okay, uh, thanks. {45530}{45578}Guys, please. {45578}{45602}I had no choice. {45650}{45698}Permission to speak freely, sir? {45698}{45746}Yes, of course. {45746}{45770}You know what the most|heinous thing about this is? {45818}{45842}If the captain were in your shoes, {45866}{45890}he would've gone after you. {45890}{45938}He would've risked his career {45938}{45985}to save your life. {45985}{46009}You suck. {46033}{46057}Sir. {46297}{46369}Can I have everyone's attention, please? {46369}{46441}I have been given a direct|order from the Fleet Admiralty {46441}{46489}to abandon the search for Captain Mercer {46489}{46537}and Commander Grayson. {46537}{46585}But as far as I'm|concerned, they can bite me {46585}{46633}because we're going anyway. {46633}{46657}Yeah! {46657}{46705}Whoo! Yeah! {46705}{46777}Gordon, John, how fast|can you get us there? {46777}{46825}As fast as you want, sir. {46825}{46849}You're the captain. {46849}{46921}Yeah. {47352}{47400}Approaching the border|of Calivon space, sir. {47400}{47472}Kids, roll the windows up. {47472}{47544}Okay, now comes the dicey|part, so everyone listen up. {47544}{47616}We can't just waltz into|Calivon space in a Union ship, {47616}{47640}so Isaac's been working on a plan. {47640}{47688}In sifting through the debris {47688}{47736}that collided with our shuttle bay, {47736}{47784}I was able to analyze a|fragment of the Calivon {47784}{47832}holographic generator. {47832}{47904}I believe we can use their|own technology against them. {47904}{47975}We can make it appear as|though we are a Calivon ship. {47975}{48023}But it will take every ounce|of power we can spare, {48023}{48119}so all nonessential systems|will need to be shut down. {48119}{48191}Now, once we reach the|planet, Isaac becomes key. {48191}{48239}As he loves to remind everyone, {48239}{48287}his home world of Kaylon is|technologically superior {48287}{48311}to the rest of us. {48311}{48359}Intellectually as well, sir. {48359}{48407}Right. Thanks. {48407}{48455}Kaylon is comparable in that|area to the Calivon themselves, {48455}{48503}which means they should|be willing to talk to us {48527}{48551}as long as he's with us. {48551}{48575}White dude can go to Compton {48575}{48623}long as the black guy says it's cool. {48623}{48671}I have no idea what that means, but yes. {48671}{48743}If they'll speak to us, we|have a chance of finding out {48743}{48791}what happened to our people. {48791}{48815}Everybody ready? {48863}{48887}Isaac, give us a makeover. {48887}{48935}Yes, sir. {49270}{49294}Approaching Calivon system. {49294}{49366}Take us in. {49366}{49414}Nice and easy. {49630}{49702}Calivon patrol ship approaching. {49726}{49774}They are scanning us. {49846}{49918}Nothing out of the ordinary here. {50349}{50397}They are moving on, sir. {50445}{50517}I am detecting two human life signs {50517}{50541}on the planet's surface. {50541}{50589}- Is the shuttle ready?|- Yes, sir. {50589}{50637}All right. Let's go. {50709}{50781}- Oh, Claire, I have bad news.|- What's wrong? {50781}{50829}You're the ranking officer,|which means you have command. {50829}{50901}Enjoy. {50901}{50949}Son of a bitch. {51476}{51500}Hey. {51500}{51548}Do you want to not do that, please? {51548}{51596}- What?|- We lived together long enough. {51596}{51644}You know I do not like listening|to people eat cereal. {51644}{51692}It's morning. I'm eating breakfast. {51692}{51740}You know, you should try|eating in the morning {51740}{51764}instead of drinking. {51764}{51788}It's neat. {51788}{51836}I'm having a beer. {51836}{51860}Yeah, at 9:00 a.m. {51860}{51908}Which, in case you don't remember, {51908}{51932}is something that I do not like. {51932}{51979}I'm doing something that the Germans... {52003}{52027}"The Germans have been|doing for centuries," yes. {52027}{52051}You love that one, don't you? {52051}{52075}Well, guess what. You're not German. {52123}{52171}Well, you're not Franken|Berry, so shut up. {52171}{52219}You know what? It is all|coming back to me now. {52219}{52243}Oh, what, Kel? What is, what is {52243}{52291}- all coming back to you now?|- Us. {52291}{52339}Living together. All the|things that sucked about it. {52339}{52387}Yes! This is exactly what I|was saying on the shuttle. {52387}{52411}Do you remember? And you said no. {52411}{52459}I said, "We were a bad match." {52459}{52507}Okay? I am just as miserable|with you as you are with me. {52507}{52555}Well, great, finally some common ground. {52555}{52579}Some common ground|between the two of us. {52579}{105182}Some common ground. {52579}{52627}- Thank God.|- Captain. {52627}{52675}Alara? {52675}{52723}Alara, what are you doing here? {52723}{52747}Getting you out. {52747}{52795}God, am I glad to see you. {52795}{52819}Sorry about my breath. {52819}{52867}Wait a minute, you... {52867}{52939}you couldn't have gotten Union|clearance to come here. {52939}{53010}No. We took a little field trip. {53010}{53058}Well, I wish we could tell you|how to get us out of here, {53058}{53106}- but, honestly, we have no idea.|- It would be reasonable {53106}{53154}to assume that if this is a zoo, {53154}{53226}there must be a zookeeper. {53250}{53322}Come in. {53394}{53466}Well, hello there. {53466}{53514}They told me we had a Kaylon|visitor here at the zoo. {53514}{53562}Welcome. {53562}{53610}- Good day, sir.|- What brings you all the way out here? {53610}{53682}Besides the fact that we have|the widest variety of species {53682}{53730}on exhibit anywhere in the sector? {53730}{53778}There is a matter I wish|to discuss with you. {53778}{53826}If you're gonna try and sell|me that Xelayan female, {53826}{53874}I've already got one. {53874}{53898}She is not for sale. {53898}{53946}She is... my pet. {53946}{53969}Woof. {53969}{54017}However, I would like to {54017}{54041}speak with you about the humans. {54041}{54089}Oh, aren't they wonderful? {54089}{54113}They're brand-new. {54113}{54161}The visitors are loving them. {54161}{54209}I must inform you they are|the property of another zoo, {54209}{54257}and were taken illegally. {54257}{54305}Well, they should've been|kept on a tighter leash. {54305}{54329}Not my problem. {54353}{54377}I'm afraid they were in|the midst of treatment {54377}{54449}for a very rare disease|they are carrying, {54449}{54473}one that could infect {54473}{54521}- your other species.|- You're kidding. {54521}{54569}I am Kaylon. We do not kid. {54569}{54641}We would be happy to take|them off your hands. {54641}{54665}Damn it. {54665}{54713}I don't believe this. {54713}{54737}This is the administrator. {54737}{54785}Initialize euthanasia sweep {54785}{54833}of unit 484. {54976}{55024}Uh, Kel? {55024}{55048}What's going...? {55240}{55312}What... what the hell is that? {55312}{55360}I don't think we want to find out. {55480}{55504}Oh, boy. {55504}{55552}We're in trouble. {55552}{55600}Wait, what do you mean|"euthanasia sweep"? {55600}{55672}Would it not be simpler to|allow us to take the humans? {55672}{55720}We have a strict non-contaminant|policy that's helped us {55720}{55768}avoid any epidemics among the exhibits. {55768}{55840}I'm sorry, but even handing them|over to you would risk a breach. {55840}{55864}Don't worry, {55864}{55912}their deaths will be painless. {55912}{55936}Uh... {55936}{55983}In here. {55983}{56007}Oh, my God. {56007}{56031}- Oh, crap. Uh...|- Oh, no. {56031}{56079}Isaac, I need to talk to him. {56079}{56127}Make him talk to me. {56127}{56175}Sir, I would like you to listen {56175}{56223}to what my Xelayan female has to say. {56271}{56319}You want me to talk... {56319}{56367}to her? {56367}{56391}Is this a joke? {56391}{56415}All right, just stay calm. {56415}{56439}Oh! {56439}{56487}I know it is absurd, {56487}{56535}but if you will indulge me momentarily, {56535}{56607}I would be most appreciative. {56607}{56655}Okay. {56655}{56679}Talk, Xelayan. {56679}{56703}Thanks, dick. {56703}{56727}Okay. {56727}{56775}Why do you run this zoo? {56775}{56823}So our people may view different species {56823}{56871}in their natural habitats. {56871}{56919}What if I were to trade you {56919}{56943}something that would be {56943}{56990}far more valuable to you? {56990}{57062}Something irresistible? {57062}{57110}And what might that be? {57110}{57134}- Uh...|- Oh, God. {57134}{57182}No, no, no. Uh, uh... {57182}{57230}I'm going to the bathroom to read! {57374}{57398}What the hell was that? {57398}{57470}It was Elvis Presley's last words. {57470}{57518}It was all I could think of. {57662}{57734}And for outstanding courage, valor, {57734}{57830}and resourcefulness, in the|finest Union tradition, {57830}{57902}I hereby present you,|Lieutenant Alara Kitan, {57902}{57949}with the Sapphire Star. {58477}{58549}Alara, you did great. {58549}{58573}Kelly and I owe you big-time. {58573}{58645}Let's just hope Admiral|Tucker sees it that way. {58645}{58693}Don't worry, Ed and I will cover you. {58693}{58741}Yeah, we're a pretty crappy couple, {58741}{58789}but we're awfully good|with office politics. {58789}{58813}Hmm. {58813}{58885}And this little guy was the|best part of the bargain. {58885}{58933}You excited to see your mommy and daddy? {58933}{58980}- Yes.|- Yes. {58980}{59028}You know, a lot of|us are wondering exactly {59028}{59076}what it is you gave the Calivon. {59076}{59100}It was Lieutenant Malloy's idea. {59100}{59148}He guided me {59148}{59196}to a very old, very obscure section {59196}{59244}of Earth's cultural database. {59244}{59268}I'm just here to serve. {59268}{59316}They wanted a human zoo. {59316}{59364}I gave 'em one. {59364}{59412}I am paying attention. {59412}{59484}Obviously there has|to be something else. {59484}{59532}It's just not name change and arrested. {59532}{59604}There has to be something else. {59604}{59628}Are you stripping? {59628}{59652}- You were stripping.|- I was arrested! {59652}{59700}Prostitution whore. {59700}{59772}You were engaged 19 times?! {59772}{59844}You stupid bitch! {59844}{59868}, huh? {59940}{59987}The Bachelor. {59987}{60035}Duck Dynasty. {60035}{60083}Keeping Up with the Kardashians. {60083}{60155}There must be 10,000 files here. {60155}{60203}What is this reality television? {60203}{60299}The best exhibit we've ever had. {60707}{60731}Klyden. {60731}{60779}Come. {61138}{61186}It is... {61186}{61258}a female. {61258}{61330}That is... {61330}{61378}impossible. {61546}{61618}- sync and corrections by Mr. C -|- www.addic7ed.com - 38282