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Champagne, a champagne,
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a champagne
with a packet of Splenda in it.
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You know what I call this drink?A waste of champagne?
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No. A Dr. Cooper.
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Because...
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He'’s alsosweet and bubbly.
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All right.
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A... a toast
to Sheldon and Amy
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and the publication
of your super-asymmetry paper.
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We are so proud of you guys.
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Cheers.
Thanks.
Yay. Boom.
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Ooh! That is PhD-licious.
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So, have you guys gotten
any feedback yet?
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Well, there are
some comments online,
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but we haven'’t read them.
We decided we don'’t care
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what people say
about our work.PENNY: Good for you.
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People online
can be so mean.
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I posted a picture of myself
on Instagram,
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and some jerk said I looked
so skinny I might disappear.
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And yet,
somehow she soldiers on.
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Mm.
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Although, Amy and I did
give the world a gift.
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It would be nice to read
some of the thank-you notes.
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I'’m surprised you're interested
in some stranger'’s opinion.
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Well, as I always say,
a stranger'’s just a friend
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who hasn'’t complimented me yet.
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AMY:
Okay.
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I'’ll read them.If any of them
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accuse you of being too pretty,
Penny can help you through it.
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Okay, here'’s one
from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA.
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Wait, no, stop.
I don'’t want to know.
What if he'’s mean?
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Well, what if
he'’s complimentary?
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I want to know.
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Okay. He says...
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I don'’t want to know.All right,
just...
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let me see it.
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Okay, this is...
this is really positive.
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Wow, it'’s,
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like, reallypositive.
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He says it might be
the discovery of the decade.
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He'’s right.
They love it!
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This is so exciting.
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Oh, this may be the
Dr. Cooper talking,
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but pour me
another Dr. Cooper.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang!♪
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Hey, Penny and I
were thinking of getting
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a big paintball game together.
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[groans]: Oh, Leonard,
why does she want
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to shoot you?
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She doesn'’t want to shoot me.
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Who doesn'’t want to shoot you?Penny.
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No, that doesn'’t sound right.
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She just wants
to play paintball.
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It combines my love of whimsy
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with her love
of making grown men cry.
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Sounds fun.
Bernadette and I are in.
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You don'’t need to ask her?No. I'’ve been pretty
annoying lately.
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She'’s gonna want
to shoot me.
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Dr. Cooper.
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Ah, President Siebert.
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What are you doing
in the regular cafeteria?
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You'’re a superstar.
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No offense, worker bees.
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SIEBERT: You should join me
in my private dining room.
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Dr. Fowler is already there.
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Can I bring my friends?
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No.
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Can I bring my tater tots?Yes.
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All right, let'’s go.
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Welcome to
the inner sanctum.
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Oh, I do love
a good sanctum.
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Sheldon, look at my fruit plate.
It'’s got kiwi on it.
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Ugh. I don'’t like kiwi.
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Neither do I, but it'’s so fancy.
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Well, this is nice.
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Why have we waited
so long to do this?
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Because you
never invited us.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Well, the important thing
is you'’re here now,
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and we'’re so excited
about your work.
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This paper'’s going to do
big things for all of us,
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so if there'’s anything
that you need...
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You know, actually, I could use
some barbecue sauce for my tots.
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Oh, wait. No. Ketchup.
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Can we have some barbecue
sauce and ketchup over here?
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Both?
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So this is how
the other half lives.
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I just want you to know
that you have our full support,
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and we'’re organizing
a big media push.
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Articles.
Interviews.
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Oh, you want us
to do interviews?
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Well, we'’re thinking
a divide-and-conquer
approach here,
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where you do the interviews,
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and Sheldon stays here
and holds down the fort.
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You know...
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in case there'’s an emergency.
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What kind of an emergency
would there be in physics?
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I don'’t know, maybe there's
an object in motion
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that won'’t stay in motion.
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Or a reaction
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that'’s equal but not opposite.
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It sounds like
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you don'’t want Sheldon
to do the interviews.
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It'’s not that we don't want
Sheldonto do the interviews,
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it'’s just that we really
want youto do the interviews.
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Without Sheldon.[stammers]
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Now, wait, wait,
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are you trying
to exclude me?
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Look, Sheldon,
you'’re a brilliant man,
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but your people skills are...
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This is not barbecue sauce!
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This is steak sauce!
What are you trying to pull?
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Like that.
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This is ridiculous.
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It is my work, too,
and I am perfectly capable
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of keeping it together
for an interview.
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Okay. Say somebody asks
if you feel your work
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is derivative of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski.
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Seriously, can we get
this man some barbecue sauce!?
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Would you mind stocking these?
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Actually, I'’m not
on the clock today.
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I'’m just hanging out
with my boyfriend.
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Ah, cool. Huh.
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That'’s me, right?
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Oh, I forgot to tell you--
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I broke up with you,
and now I'’m
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dating... that guy.
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I know you'’re joking,
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but my flight-or-flight
response doesn'’t.
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Isn'’t it fight-or-flight?
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Not for me.
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So I told my mom
she just needed to back off.
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This is our wedding,
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and if anyone'’s gonna design
the floral arrangements,
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it'’s going to be my man.
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Thank you.
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I mean, I-I'’m not trying
to be a groomzilla,
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but... this is my specialty.
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[phone rings]
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Someone texting you?
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Uh, no. It'’s just my,
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uh, doorbell camera.
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Oh. I got one of those for my
place, but I never installed it.
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Oh, it'’s easy.
I can do it for you.
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You'’re gonna love it.
It'’s how I found out
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a raccoon was stealing my
cheese-of-the-month club.
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What did you do?
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Nothing. I didn'’t
want to piss it off.
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It was, like, huge from
eating all the cheese.
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Hey. We'’re doing a big
paintball game on Saturday
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if you two want to join.
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Oh, my roommate asked me to
help her move out on Saturday.
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Ugh. That sucks.
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Sucks for her.
I'’m playing paintball.
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I-I didn'’t know
your roommate was moving out.
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Yeah. I'’ve been looking
for a new one,
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but... so far no luck.
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You hear that?
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She needs a roommate.
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[mumbling]
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[mumbling]
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What do you think, Stuart?
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[mumbling]:
Uh, i-i-it, uh...
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Flight.
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Flight.
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That was hard to watch.Yeah.
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Okay, I need you to
be honest with me.
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How do I look?
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A little shorter, but as we age
that happens to all of us.
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Come on, help me out here.
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I'’ve got a bunch
of interviews today.
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Well, no one'’ll notice.
They never met you before.
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Sheldon, I'’m nervous,
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and I wish you were
coming with me.
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If it helps, I wrote up
some possible questions
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and answers for you.
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"Whom do you love more,
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"Sheldon the scientist
or Sheldon the man?
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"Answer: Sheldon
the scientist,
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but by such a slim margin
that it'’s statistically
insignificant."
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Well, you really managed
to capture my voice.
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Well, don'’t worry.
I'’m sure you're gonna do great.
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Thank you.
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Okay, bye.Wait-wait-wait.
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You forgot the cards.Love you, too.
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Really? She asked you
to move in with her?
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Yeah, she was
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hinting around about it,
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but I think I handled it
pretty well.
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"Pretty well"?
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You ran out of there so fast,
if it was a cartoon,
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there would have been a
Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.
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Was she mad?
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Uh, no. I talked to her after.
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She said she'’s fine.
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Oh, no.
Yikes!You'’ll find someone new.
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[phone rings]
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it'’s just
Anu'’s doorbell camera.
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I helped her install it.
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You can'’t look at it.
That'’s spying.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Ooh, let me see.
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He'’s got... bags.
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He'’s probably
just delivering food.
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Why is she hugging him?
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Maybe she doesn'’t
have tip money?
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W-Wait, why is she
inviting him into the house?
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She'’s a good tipper?
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Do you ever feel guilty
that we get to eat
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in the fancy dining room
while our friends have to
eat in the regular one?
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Yes. Wait, did you say
"guilty" or "happy"?
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"Guilty."
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Oh, then no.
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In fact, take a picture
of me with the garlic
knots to send them.
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There'’s my MVP--
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Most Valuable Physicist.
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[chuckles]:
Thank you.
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And my star
of NPR Science Friday
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and a potpourri
of popular podcasts.
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I don'’t know if I'd
use the word "star."
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I would. I got an early look at
the interview you did for Wired,
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and it is glowing.
They loved you.
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That'’s great.
Thanks for telling me.
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Congratulations, Amy.
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I'’m so proud of you.And that headline--
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"The Neurobiologist
Who Revolutionized Physics."
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I'’m sorry.
The who who did what to-- huh?
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Oh, hey,
how did your interview go?
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Okay, I guess.
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You don'’t sound
very happy.
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Oh, why wouldn'’t
she be happy?
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She'’s the neurobiologist
who revolutionized physics.
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Sorry.
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This should be fun.
I'’ve never played before.
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Oh, fair warning-- it can
get pretty ugly out there.
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Okay, well, remember,
I'’m your fiancée.
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[laughing]:
Oh, I remember. Do you?
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All right, we need two teams.
247
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,017
Who wants to be the captain?
248
00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,366
Oh, me.
249
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,107
Uh, sure.
Why not?
250
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,761
All right, why don'’t
you pick first?
251
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,372
Okay, um... Leonard.
252
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,158
Yeah?
253
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,507
No, I'’m picking you.
254
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,031
First? For a team?
255
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:44,469
What is happening?
256
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:47,385
All right,
I take Bernadette.
257
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,866
Really?
You'’re picking her over me?
258
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,652
Yeah, '’cause she's vicious
and can hide behind a mushroom.
259
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,785
Um... Sheldon.
260
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,353
PENNY:
Raj.
261
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,355
DENISE:
Amy.
262
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,530
PENNY:
I'’ll take Anu.
263
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:07,362
Howard.
264
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,539
All rightie.
265
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:14,238
Come on, pick me, pick me.
266
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,414
I will take... Stuart!
267
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,677
Yes!
268
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,290
Okay, guys, we
need some people
269
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,074
to stay here and
guard the flag
270
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,859
and some people to move out
and try to capture theirs.
271
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,643
Okay. Sheldon,
do you want to stay here and...?
272
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,905
What? Hold down the fort?
'’Cause that's all I'’m good for.
273
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,080
Is that what you
were going to say?
274
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,908
You know
that'’s not what he meant.
275
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,040
Oh, why don'’t
you go out there?
276
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,215
Maybe you'’ll be
the neurobiologist
277
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,564
who revolutionizes
paintball.
278
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,132
Stop it.
You'’re being ridiculous.
279
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,612
Am I? Maybe it'’s just
my poor people skills.
280
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,920
Oh, it'’s definitely
your poor people skills.
281
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,966
All right, the choices are--
get shot at
282
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,532
or stay here
and listen to them fight.
283
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,405
LEONARD and DENISE and WOLOWITZ:
Shot at.
284
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,102
[distant shooting]
285
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,627
[grunts, pants]
286
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,413
This is pretty exciting,
sneaking around like this.
287
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:02,156
Oh, so you like sneaking around.
Good to know.
288
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,158
What'’s that
supposed to mean?
289
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,899
Nothing. Never mind.
290
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,901
Let me see
if the coast is clear.
291
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,604
See anybody?Yes, I saw a strange man going
into your house the other night!
292
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,649
What?
293
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,564
But out there,
there'’s nobody.
294
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,052
[panting]
295
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,838
Ow!
296
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,709
I'’m hit.
297
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,798
[paintball shot]Ow!
298
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,887
I said I was hit!
299
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:38,758
Sorry.
300
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,674
Ow!
301
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,764
Why do you keep shooting me?
302
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,809
Why don'’t you want
to move in with me?
303
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,420
I-I didn'’t say I didn't want to.
304
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,901
No, you just ran away.
305
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,511
Stuart?
306
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,819
Stuart?!
307
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,821
Did you run away again?
308
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,780
STUART
[in distance]: No!
309
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,174
Bang, you'’re out.
310
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,611
What?! I'’m not out.
311
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,830
You didn'’t even shoot me.
312
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,179
I'’m not gonna shoot you
from right here.
313
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,441
It'’s too close.
It'’s gonna hurt.
314
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,792
Oh, come on. It'’s not
gonna hurt that bad.
315
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,229
I'’m telling you, from
this distance it'’s gonna... Ow!
316
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,753
See? That hurt!
317
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,234
All right. Fine,
you can shoot me.
318
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,801
No, I'’m not gonna shoot you.
Ow!
319
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,630
Ow! Ow!
320
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,633
Aah, you were right.
We'’re way too close.
321
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,113
See, I told you
it'’s gonna hurt...
322
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,376
Ow!
323
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,465
I can'’t believe
you'’re taking this out on me.
324
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,990
I was just trying to get
publicity for ourpaper.
325
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,948
By making it seem
like it was your idea?
326
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,429
I didn'’t write the headline,
Sheldon.
327
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,865
Did you even read the article?
328
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,128
Because I talk
about you continuously.
329
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,088
I know, and it just made you
sound modest and charming.
330
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,963
AMY:
Why can'’t you just
be proud of me?
331
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,270
I am proud of you.
332
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:59,055
Really?
Because you sound jealous.
333
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,014
Well, I'’m that, too.
I'’ve seen Inside Out.
334
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,146
I know I can feel
two things at once.
335
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,890
Ow!
Ow!
336
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,850
Well, now I feel
three things.
337
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,855
Hey.
338
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,856
Who shot you?
339
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,162
Oh. Uh, oh...
340
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,165
Denise, uh, Denise, Denise,
Denise, Denise,
341
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,688
Denise, Denise, Denise,
342
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,039
Denise, Denise,
Denise, Denise
343
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,868
and me when I was running
from Denise.
344
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,914
What is up with you two?
345
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,177
Well, it'’s kind of
hard to explain. Uh,
346
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:37,137
you know when things
are going great, but you worry
347
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,269
that any minute
you might screw everything up?
348
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,316
No.
Yes.
349
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,319
If you really like her, you
can'’t let fear get in the way.
350
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,147
You have to move forward.
351
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,759
And at a certain point, the fear
of losing her goes away?
352
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,326
I will let you know.
353
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,113
You were spying on me?That is not the point.
354
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,333
The point is who was that man?
355
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,465
Fine. That was
my ex-boyfriend.
356
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,598
Some of his stuff
was still at my house,
357
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,426
and he stopped by
to pick it up.
358
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:09,125
And did you give it to him?
Did you give him his stuff?
359
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:13,956
If "stuff" means
sex, then no.
360
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,351
If "stuff" means his
Waterpik, then yes!
361
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,830
I got the flag!
362
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,963
I'’m gonna make a run for it.
Cover me!
363
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,360
So you'’re still talking
to your ex-boyfriend?
364
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,623
Yes, and I'’m not gonna
apologize for that.
365
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,625
And you need to delete
that app from your phone.
366
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,148
Because you'’re hiding
something from me?
367
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,845
No, because you
should trust me!
368
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,674
How can I trust you?!
I barely even know you!
369
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,201
Then what are we doing?
370
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,072
Why are we planning
a wedding?
371
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,074
I don'’t know.
372
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,035
[paintball hits]DENISE:
Aah,
373
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,558
sad man!
374
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,085
Ow!
375
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,132
Ha, ha! Oh. It'’s you.
376
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,698
I can'’t believe you shot me!
377
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:01,917
I can'’t believe I did, either.
378
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,788
Right in the chest.
379
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,139
Sorry. That'’s gonna
leave a bruise.
380
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,532
Yeah, a big one.
381
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,752
Does it hurt?
A little.
382
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,973
Want to kiss it
and make it better?
383
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,844
I do.
384
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,023
Where are you going?
385
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,720
Home.
386
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,985
Don'’t worry. I'll wave to
the doorbell when I get there.
387
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,421
Wait, wait, wait.
388
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,031
At least let me drive you.
389
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,511
That'’s okay. I'll Uber.
390
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,295
We can take you.
391
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,428
Come on, Sheldon.Okay.
392
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,996
But I should warn you,
we'’re in a bit of a spat.
393
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,606
At least I think we are.
Amy, are we still in a spat?
394
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:39,999
Are you ready to apologize?
395
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,739
We are.
396
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,789
Aha!WOLOWITZ:
Hey!
397
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,791
BERNADETTE:
Get out!Sorry. Sorry.
398
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,314
I didn'’t see anything.
399
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,446
Actually, could I...?
400
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,708
Ooh, thank you!
401
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:05,589
Hey.
402
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,765
Wow. That'’s a lot of bruises.
403
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:12,031
Yeah, well,
you shot me a lot of times.
404
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,732
That'’s not even counting
the bruises on the inside.
405
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,168
'’Cause I hurt your feelings?
406
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,911
Let'’s hope that's all it is.
407
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:26,523
Ah, look, I'’m sorry
that I freaked out.
408
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,918
It'’s just that things are
going so good with us,
409
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:33,704
and I'’m afraid that if we go
too fast, I am gonna mess it up.
410
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,968
I get that. I don'’t want
to mess things up, either.
411
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,796
[sighs]
412
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,930
Um, I got you something.
413
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:46,543
It'’s a key to my place
to show you that I'’m serious.
414
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,154
Thank you.Mm.
415
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,025
Well, isn'’t this technically
416
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,594
a key to Howard
and Bernadette'’s place?
417
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:57,076
Yes, so don'’t ever use it or
let them know that you have it.
418
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,252
Come here.Oh. Uh, no.
419
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:03,821
I appreciate it, but
seriously, this is all bruise.
420
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,562
Kiss?
421
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,521
Gently.
422
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,916
Ow.
423
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,833
I'’m about to start recording.
Are you guys ready?
424
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,879
Sheldon, are you ready?
425
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,055
Absolutely.Great.
426
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,014
So, Dr. Cooper,
my first question is for you.
427
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,756
Oh, goody.
428
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,019
Would you say that your paper
is an extension
429
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,370
of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski?
430
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,129
I'’ll be in the car.
431
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,653
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