All language subtitles for The Mindy Project s02e03 Music Festival.eng

[Organ music]

[Dance music]

From the slums of Port-au-Prince
to the streets of NYC,

a pastor has returned!

[Cheers and applause]

How you been?
How you been?

God, it feels so good
to be back.

Feels so good!

Let me tell you guys.

Haiti, Haiti, Haiti...

Changed my entire world.

And the support you gave me,

Oh, my God,
did I need it!

Talking to you, pal.

I had to come back

because of someone
very special.

I fell in love with a woman,
and I got engaged.

Everyone, my fianc?e, Min...
Sta...

Well, she's already
standing up.

[Chuckles]
That's her style. Mindy.

Yeah, I'm in love, guys.

[Applause]

But there's more news.
You can sit down.

Okay, baby.

When Mindy dropped everything
to come to Haiti and be with me,

rocked my world.

So I thought, hey,
why don't I listen to my heart?

So I said, "Hey,
Sir Thumps-a-lot, what's next?"

And he said,
"That ministry stuff,

that's not that now now.

I think you should leave
the ministry."

He said, "It's time to chase
your music career!"

So, guys,
I'm becoming a DJ!

And I owe it all to Mindy.

[Mouths silently]

[Hip-hop music]

[Smoke detector beeping]

Hey, babe.

Oh, my God.

Casey!

Casey, your grilled cheese
is on fire!

Casey, what the hell?

Hey.
What is that sick beep?

You mean the smoke alarm?

Yeah.
Are you kidding me?

You almost set my apartment
completely on fire.

I'm sorry, you know grilled
cheese is my beat fuel, girl.

Gotta make cheddar
to make cheddar.

Feel me?

[Groans]

[Upbeat techno music]

[Woman vocalizing]

Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/

[sighs]
Ugh, these resumes.

The idea
that any of these doctors

could replace Paul Leotard
is frankly offensive.

I mean, come on.

"The Somalia School of Medicine
Online?

Duke."
Ugh.

You know
who a very cool person is

that we could hire
just to have around

and we already love
is Casey.

Yeah, Casey's not
a doctor, Mindy.

I know,
but he's a minister.

And what is a minister if
not a doctor for the soul?

And his bedside manner,
hubba hubba.

(Jeremy)
Yeah, we're not putting

your layabout boyfriend
on payroll, sorry.

If Casey's looking
for a new job,

my toll booth guy's retiring.

He wants to spend more time
with Barb.

(Mindy) What?
Was that a real suggestion?

Yeah, he obviously
has a job.

And it's, like,
the hardest job in the world.

Casey's a house husband.

He's not a house husband.

If he was, he would help
with housework.

(Jeremy) Oh, my God.
Okay, what is that odor?

[Sniffs]
Whoo.

That is exquisite.

It's like eczema cream?

Oh, thanks.
Actually, it's my body spray.

I like to exude
the masculine party-ready energy

that everyone expects
from their ob-gyn.

You're a doctor?

Um, yeah.

That's why I'm here,
actually.

I heard that there was possibly
an opening,

so I thought I'd drop off
some ressies.

As you can see right there,

I am Dartmouth undergrad
and Dartmouth medical.

So I have double "D"s.
[Laughs]

Ivy League.

Under publications,

he wrote something
about the breech technique.

Also something called
"The Hippocratic Br-oath."

Oh, yes, I did, actually.

It's all here
on this bro-ster

It's kind of a philosophy that
me and my fraternity brothers

came up with
as a way to live your life

to the bro-est.

Hello.

Peter Prentice.

What's your situation?
What?

I mean, what do you do here?
Are you a nurse?

Excuse me?
A doula?

- What?
- A manicurist? Plus-sized model?

- (Morgan) Whoa, friend.
- That's a compliment.

Hey, I'm a doctor here.

[Laughs] Okay.
Cool.

And I'm black.

Oh, you're a doctor here.

Yeah, I'm a doctor here.

"Soho women's health center."

That's a great practice.
Why'd you leave?

Um, it was Christmas
at our annual holiday party.

And I had just been
broken up with,

so I was lit up,
Bobby-brown wasted,

and I saw the tree,

and it was sparkly and shapely
like my ex.

And you knocked it over. You know,
we've all done that at a party.

I had sex with it,
but yeah.

(Morgan)
Wait, hold on.

By sex, do you mean,
like, intercourse sex?

To completion with a tree?

It's not something I'm proud of.
You know, it's...

Hey, thanks for coming.

We will look at this,
and we'll be in touch.

Thank you so much.
Please don't be so British.

There's no way
we're gonna hire you,

not just because
of that horrifying story.

Largely because
of that horrifying story.

Yeah, that was...
Because of that.

Also, you told me that
I was a plus-sized model, so...

I thought that you would take
that as a compliment, so...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Mindy) Casey,
I called this apartment meeting

because I think
we need to talk.

(Casey)
Sure.

Okay, your penis has emerged
from your pajama slit.

Okay, I'm sorry.
I just...

I leave the button open
to save time.

Look, when you stopped
being a minister,

it was a lot to take in,
but I rolled with it,

because I really believe
that you have good judgment.

But now, it's been, like,
six weeks.

And I just don't know what...
Hey, babe, guess what.

I got a DJ gig.
Wait, what?

I got a DJ gig!
Oh, my God!

Are you doing, like,
a bar mitzvah or something?

What?
No.

Although
I would've taken that.

So I guess my mix has been
making the rounds.

And I nabbed a set

at the Penny Farthing
Music Festival upstate.

I can't believe that.

All those people,
like, jamming out

to Casey's mix.

Cool rap couples having sex
to your music.

Oh, my God,
do you think B and J

have done it to my jams?

They totally have.

What?
This is crazy.

I feel like
this is my path, babe.

Our path.

Thank you for being
so patient with me.

Oh, my gosh.
Congrats, babe.

Okay.

What's up?
He came out again.

Okay, fine.
I'll put him back, put him back.

How is he getting out
so many times?

- You want to see something crazy?
- Yeah.

Whoa.

Hands-free.
Now I kind of want to do it.

(Jeremy)
So you're all going to run off

with Mindy
to some music exposition?

Is there gonna be
a single black person

performing at this festival,
Dr. L?

Okay, black flag,
black keys.

All white guys.

Uh, black people.

Black people is
four Japanese girls.

- Mm, I'm good.
- See, no, I know where this is going.

You're going to ask me
to look after your patients.

You know, while you're at it,
can you cover for me too?

I'm going to see
The National.

They're headlining
the main stage.

So I've gotta look
after the practice myself?

Yes, we're doing this
because we live in a democracy,

and I am the King.

[Casey beatboxing]

(Morgan)
Oh, my God!

You're like
a white beastie boy.

(Danny)
So he's a disc jockey now?

Like, he does
goofy prank phone calls

and gives out movie tickets?

I had sex with Casey Kasem.
For your information...

Being a DJ is the number one
growing American job...

For children
of celebrities.

(Betsy) You know, when
I found out Casey was a pastor,

I thought, finally,
someone good enough for Dr. L.

- Thanks.
- But I guess being a DJ is nice too.

Being a DJ is really nice.

And who would you rather
party with?

The Pope or Pharrell?

But in terms
of a moral compass...

I don't care
about a moral compass.

I'm just really excited
that he has this new job.

So we're just all
gonna get on board.

(Morgan)
Okay. Check it.

[Spitting]

(Casey) Those are more fart
sounds than beats, although,

you know,
that's kind of hot.

Really?
Yeah, you t...

You care if I take
a little ownership on that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little artist's license?

And, like...
[Spitting, beatboxing]

[Rock music]

How you holding up, babe?

I love it, you know.

Nobody cares
what they look like.

I'm smelling so many
different kinds of bodies.

It's like the '60s, but without
any kind of higher purpose.

Oh, my God.
What's up?

I licked that fat man's sweat
accidentally.

He's not fat.
He's a big man.

Honey, his fat roll got
in my mouth.

I can't. I can't.
[Sighs]

Here, ready?
Give me a kiss.

Mwah.
Not that bad.

Kind of bad.
Kind of bad.

Did you taste it?
Mm-hmm.

(Mindy) Hey, babe,
how many times do you think

we'd have to go to things
like this?

Constantly.
In the beginning.

It's just...
When you got momentum,

you gotta keep it going,
or else,

you know, people forget you
just like DJ amnesia.

[Laughs] Oh!
Can I just... okay.

- All right. That's all right.
- It's flow art, babe.

You don't have to incorporate me
into your artness.

Honey, do we have to tip them
or something?

(Danny) Now, my favorite band
The National is on at 6:00.

If we happen to get separated,
let's not find each other.

We'll just meet back
at work tomorrow.

You gotta really...
Ugh.

Morgan, what are you doing?
What are you doing?

It's SPF 2, so I have
to put a lot on. Otherwise...

Wait a minute,
is that dog sunscreen? Come on!

(Beverly)
Lather me, Morgan.

No, he's not here.

Dr. Lahiri
sends her regards,

but I hope I've been
an adequate substitute.

And I'll make sure
she gets the snickerdoodles.

Like bloody hell I will.

Not a flipping crumb.
Mmm.

You see, Tamra,
we don't need anybody else.

We can run the practice.

I can get so much done
without Betsy wanting to gossip.

Like, "Dr. Reed hasn't been
on a date in weeks."

And I'm like,
"Girl, I mind my business."

[Pager rings]

Oh, see, I guessed one
of Danny's patients

would go into labor.
No matter.

Superman to the rescue.

Superman's skinny.

[Pager rings]

What, Mindy's pager as well?
Two babies.

I can't deliver them alone.

[Phone rings]
Okay.

Shulman & Associates.

Hey, boo.
I can't come home.

Yeah,
the British man trippin'.

Hey. You're cute.

I know.

Do you want
some of this brownie?

[Scoffs]

Yeah, I'm gonna eat
a brownie

from a plastic bag
from a stranger at a concert.

No, thank you.

Oh, are those cupcakes?

Yeah.
Can I have one of those?

Sure.
Yeah.

Ah, it's like
a little four-leaf clover.

Yeah.

Are you Irish?

Whatever.
Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

You should take it slow.
It's better.

[Mumbles]

Are these free?

(Casey)
DJ-ing, medicine,

doing what you love,
it's a holy thing.

Okay, yeah,
but maybe not every hobby

needs to be a job, right?

Maybe you can love to cook,
but you don't need to be a chef.

Right.

Maybe playing records
is just a cool thing

you could do at a party.

Pardon me?

I thought you were supportive
of my dream.

Yeah, I'm really trying.

Casey, it's just...
It was a lot easier to support

your dreams when your dream
was helping people in Haiti.

God, you know, I hope
this doesn't affect my set.

They say you're not supposed
to spin angry.

Who says that?

All the top DJs say that,
Mindy.

Casey.

(Betsy)
No, Morgan!

- Stop it! Behave!
- (Morgan) Whoo-hoo!

Morgan, don't throw that!
Javelin!

Oh, my God, Morgan!
Hammer throw!

Is he stoned?
Dr. L, you're just in time.

Morgan is being hilarious.

Morgan, what are you doing?
I'm going swimming!

You look dumb.

Cannonball!

Go! Go! Go!
Oh!

Oh!
Oh, God. Oh, God.

(Danny)
Hey, what the hell happened?

(Mindy) He got stoned
and broke his butt bone.

I'm a drug addict.

What?
I broke my back.

You're not cool enough to be
a drug addict.

You're just a big loser.
Okay, let's go.

All right, in the med tent.
Quit screaming in my ear.

(Danny) Let's move him in, relax.
It's not that big of a deal.

Come on, Morgan.
Over this way.

Oh, my God.

This looks like
a Civil War battlefield.

Except somehow
there's more beards.

Danny, this is really bad.
Okay, hold on a second.

Sir, put down the syringe.

We can't leave the tent.
The medic is on shrooms.

[Hip-hop music]

[Phone chimes]

[typing]

[Phone beeps]

Oh, Rachel, Rachel.
Whoa, whoa. Hi, hi.

Is there any way you could
help me with a double delivery?

It's just my partners
have abandoned me

for some music carnival
upstate.

Oh, yeah.

My nephew just tweeted
a video

of some stoned idiot
doing a cannonball

in the grass at that.

Sorry, I got
a twins delivery.

[Stammers]
Rachel.

Come on.

Oh, hey, dude.

Peter, hi.

Couldn't help overhearing
you need an extra set of hands,

and I got two.

Do you just hang out
in doctors' lounges

trolling for work?

Well, I mean,
there's no babies

being born at my apartment.

Only babies being made.
[Laughs]

Huh.

JK, JK. I use protection.
Yeah.

Dr. Reed...
Hi.

These babies are like,
"Tamra, let me out.

It's my birthday."
And I'm like, "Babies, I know."

All right, Tamra.
Sod it.

You know what, fine.

Could you help us
with a double delivery, Peter?

Oh, my God, are you serious?
Yes.

Is that what "sod it" means?
No.

Oh, I promise,
you will not regret this.

Go team!
Ow!

You gotta warn me
before we do chesties.

You gotta warn me.

[Alternative music
in background]

Can I take this
and put, like, wine in it?

Obviously not.
You would go into shock.

And you'd die,
so just lay down and shut up.

Just lay down
and shut up.

[Groans]
Dr. C...

Be straight with me.

Will I need a new butt?

No, just-just keep icing it.

What if I wanted one,
like implants?

Would my insurance cover
that?

Danny. Danny.

You know,
we have this under control.

Go wave your lighter
at Johnny rock-and-roll

and the rock-and-rollers
or whoever.

Wait, don't you have
to go to Casey's thing?

You know, we... we got into, like,
a little weird fight.

Um, also,
you need my help here.

I should just stay.

Huh.

What?

No, you know,
I don't like to

talk out of turn,
so we're good.

You're constantly giving

your rude opinions
about everything.

It's like
your favorite thing to do.

Okay, do I think DJ-ing
is dumb? Yeah.

I know.
I think it's dumb too.

Yeah, but you gotta go.

It's your fianc?e.
It's his dream.

Just go to the show.

If he loves what he does,

you'll see it in his eyes.

And you know,
you should support him.

All right?
Don't be a dick.

I'm not a dick.

Yeah, but it'd be a dick move
not to go, right?

Yeah, okay.

- Yeah, okay. I should go.
- Just go, go.

Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Good.

You shouldn't call girls
dicks.

I didn't call you a...
Thank you, bye.

Okay, Deb, you are
fully dilated.

It's time to push.

I'm gonna break the baby!

I'm gonna break the baby!
I know it.

Why did I do this
to you, Deb?

Brad, pull it together.

But I can't!
I can't stop freaking out!

[Groans]

Hey, yo, Dr. Reed.

Mrs. Gebhard is resting
"noice" and stable,

and that baby girl she just had
is quite a stunner.

Don't let that baby out!
I'll only disappoint it, okay?

We got a cry daddy.
I'm on it.

Hey, big guy.
What's the problem?

You should be psyched.

You're gonna be
a great dad.

You're a pool contractor,
right?

Yeah.
Brad's pools and supply.

(both)

That's you, man.
Think about how amazing that is.

"Hey, what's your dad do?"
"He builds sick-ass pools.

What's your dad do?"

"Oh, nothing. Just a dumb-ass
astronaut, I don't know."

Will they really say that?

Of course they will.

And you are gonna be
an amazing father.

So here's what
we're gonna do.

We're gonna take
a deep breath.

We're gonna go from zone
to man-to-man.

Okay.

And we're gonna get over there
and have a baby.

Okay. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.

Okay.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Celestial music]

Excuse me.

In the beginning,

there was the beat.

And the beat was...

Good!

[Dance music]

Oh, yeah.

And the DJ said...

Let there be dance.

[Cheers and applause]

All right,
let me see your hands.

To the sky.

Let's get those hands up,
people.

Casey!

Casey, can you see...
I'm here!

I made it!
Casey!

Oh, hold up.
Hey, I see my girl back there.

Fellas, get her up here.
Right in front.

Come on.
Okay, I don't know.

Oh, oh, okay.
Oh, oh!

I'm being taken!

I can't be a sex slave.

Easy! Help me.

Yeah, get her up,
get her up.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Okay.

To the left,
to the left.

Help. Help.

My scoliosis, my scoliosis.

Sorry.
Your left, my right.

Your hand is sticky.

Let me see you jump.

Aah!

(Casey)
Now jump.

(Mindy)
Oh, God!

Now jump.
Aah!

Yeah, they actually made me
one before this,

- extra blinged out.
- Excuse me, pardon me, fianc?e coming through.

You know what I mean?
Excuse me. Thanks.

Oh, hey.
Baby!

Ah.

You were amazing.

Or to put it in your terms,
you were "very legit."

I'm glad you thought that,

'cause when I was up there,
I kind of only felt dope.

Baby, I was so proud of you.
Thank you.

And I was wrong.
I apologize.

This is your calling.
You're an amazing DJ.

Thank you, but, like,
when I was up there,

it just didn't feel like
I was connecting.

Because I was fixated
on how sorry the layout

of this venue is.

You were connecting
with me, babe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I was doing that.

But more so, I was like, "What's
the deal with these fire exits?

Why are they blocked?"

Who cares?

All that matters
is you're really good

at the thing
you wanted to do.

No, no, what I'm saying is
I don't want to DJ.

Event planning...
That's what I should be doing.

Babe, you just became a DJ.

I know, I know, but this is
something I'm feeling.

I mean, I'm serious
about this, babe.

Event planning...
It's my path.

It's our path.

[Glass shatters]

Dr. C, The National
was so great.

I have never seen
a music show

where Buzz and Woody
weren't ice skating.

Well, I'm glad you guys
had a great time.

And we brought along
some eye candy.

Come on, guys.

Come on out,
come on out.

Oh, my God.
Wait, The National?

When Morgan told us
what he had planned,

how could we refuse?

Yep.
Aw, man.

Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Listen, listen, listen.
Hold on, hold on.

The National.
I know. Listen, listen.

- Go along with what I'm saying right now.
- Okay.

'Cause that's
the only reason the band

came all the way over here.

Are you with me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just can't believe
these guys are here.

What are you doing?

Daniel Mussolini Castellano,

will you make me
the happiest man on earth?

Get up.
No.

Get up.

No, it's why
they came over here.

If you don't take the ring,
they're gonna leave.

What, do you carry those things
in your pocket?

Yes, I carry two rings with me
just in case.

Take the ring.

Morgan, what's going on?
Is this happening?

It's happening.
We're in love.

Special moment.

Okay, guys, guys.

You know what,
I'm gonna do it.

Oh, my God!

I'll marry Morgan.

Whoo!

Wow.

I am gonna head home
and microwave myself

a French bread pizza.

It has been a while
since I earned my FBP.

God, it feels good.

All right, Peter, hold on.

Hmm?

Why don't you come
and work for us,

strictly on a trial basis?

Are... are you serious?

Don't you have to check
with the other doctors?

I mean, that one Dr. Lahiri
was really chafing my bean.

Mindy and Danny abandoned me,
so tough.

I'm in charge.
You're hired.

Are you...

Oh!
I can't be...

Welcome.

Noice!

[Laughter]

Oh! Ugh!

You're meant
to say chesties.

My bad.
Still hired?

Hey, babe.

I was messing around online,

doing a little research.

What do you think
about Austin, Texas?

UT's got a two-year master's
in event planning.

I think it'd be cool, man.

We could have, like,
a cool barbecue spot

we go to once a week.

Just, like,
our special spot.

Great. Then what?

What's with the grumbling?

Last time I heard that was

when I went to Chicago

and the present
I brought back

was a book about Chicago,

and it was cool,
and you hated it.

Do you not want me
to switch jobs?

Okay, I love that you are
romantic about what you do.

I'm a romantic too
about lots of stuff,

like vacations.
Yeah.

I've designed, like,
a hundred dream "Vespas" online.

I'm sensing a "but" coming.

Is it okay
if I cup your actual butt

when I hear the word "but"?

Yeah, I'd like that.

Thank you.

Austin sounds great,
event planning, all great.

Right?

Until you change your mind.

And now it's app design
in San Jose...

No.
And I have roots in Austin.

And the barbecue sucks
in San Jose.

And I'm just waiting around
for my new husband

to have a change of heart.

No, look, okay.
I get it. I get it.

But, babe, after Haiti,
we can do anything, babe.

That's the point though.

I already moved to Haiti
with you.

When is it gonna stop?

It... eventually.

Look, it just...
God's talking to me.

I have to listen.

Sometimes I feel like

when God is telling you
to change everything,

there's a little part of you
that's talking too.

Babe...

Are we breaking up?

[The National's
I need my girl]

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