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Ever since granddad sold
his soul to Eddie Wuncler,
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he's spent most of his days
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sitting on the couch watching TV.
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What was once a productive senior citizen
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was now reduced to a couch potato.
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Well, if you got to be broke, at
least there's TV to make it better.
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What's on, Riley?
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Man, all these channels,
and there ain't nothing on.
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Wait... there's "The Rickey Smiley Show."
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Nope.
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Let's extrapolate that there...
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- Red...
- Bitch!
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What's that?
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"Basketball Wives."
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Even though ain't none of them
really wives except Malaysia.
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Should just call it "Basketball Jumpoffs."
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Ooooh. Oh, man, look at them go!
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All that butt and weave and sweat.
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How come I've never seen this before?
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Is this how you're
gonna go out, granddad?
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Eating junk food and watching junk TV?
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Pretty much. I mean, wasn't
like he was gonna be in the NBA.
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So if he happy lookin' at hoes
he can't bag, leave him be.
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Look at the breasts...
The butts... whoo!
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Hey!
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Can't you see
this is what the 1% wants?
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For us to become slackers that
zone out on TV and eat cheap food?
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What you got against cheap food?
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Cheap food tastes good, and it's cheap.
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Yeah, and it'll kill you.
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Until they make a salad
that tastes like ribs, I'ma do me.
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Can't you see, granddad?
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They dull our minds with
poisonous food and mindless TV,
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then while we're fat and
sick, they're getting rich.
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Who is "they"? I don't
see nobody but you, nigga.
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The wealthy ruling class in America.
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- Hey!
- Who is that?
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Pizza guy.
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Wrong address.
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Nigga, I'm hungry.
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Yeah! That was a
"Two For Tuesday" special.
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Two pizzas with cheesy
crust and cheesy box for $2.
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Aw, yeah! He's back!
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- No!
- I want my cheese!
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No, you need to be... playing outside.
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Huey, I don't care what you say.
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I'm gonna eat my pizza
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and watch my "Basketball Wives" and scratch!
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Mm. Ah, hello, Robert.
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A nice white delivery man
gave me a pizza for a dollar.
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Probably got scared once he
learned niggas live around here
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and didn't want to die senselessly.
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What do you want, Ruckus?
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Nobody got time for your foolishness.
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Mr. Wuncler the
Second sent me over here.
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Said he wants to see you
in his office immediately.
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- What's Eddie want with us now?
- Sucker!
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Oh, there
you niggas go with that,
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"oh, what he want now? What he want now?"
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Lucky the white man want to
talk to you broke niggas at all.
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White man brings you
nothing but opportunity.
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You should want to talk
to him 24 hours a day.
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Well, you can go tell junior
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if he wants to talk to us,
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he can bring his ass over
here just like you did.
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Well, ain't that the
pot calling the nigga black.
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I guess you forgot Mr. Wuncler
owns your asses.
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Which is akin to owning the air in a balloon
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'cause you niggas ain't worth shit.
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I ain't going nowhere.
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Well, Robert, as much
as it pains me to do this...
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Aah! Ow! Nig... ga!
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Now, where was I?
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You know, it's only a matter
of time before you have to see Eddie.
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Boy, please. I'm my own man.
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I don't move until I'm ready.
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Thank you, fellas,
for waiting till I was ready.
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This is some bullshit.
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How they just gonna come up into our house
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and make us do what we don't want to do?
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Robert [beep] Freeman.
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Eddie, what the
hell do you call yourself
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rushing up in my house and
forcing me to come here?
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I don't want y'all
laying around the house
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getting chunky and whatnot,
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so I figured a job in the fresh air
would do you gentlemen good.
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You figured out another
way to use us to make money.
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Yep. Smart kid.
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I opened a living-history theme park.
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Boring.
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Brings the 19th century to life.
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You're forcing
black people to re-enact
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the most painful period in our history?
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But with cotton candy
and a merry-go-round!
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And come on, Huey, not just black people.
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I'm progressive enough to force all
races to re-enact your painful history
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if they owe me money.
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Even Jews! Isn't it wonderful?
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Yowza! Yowza!
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Come one, come all! Welcome to freedomland!
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Oh, mammy!
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What kind of job is this?
We're dressed like slaves!
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We are slaves, granddad.
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This is some bullshit!
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My feet hurt! One of y'all
take me home right now!
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I think it's great!
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All this fresh air and sunshine,
and who needs shoes?!
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My toes like to be free.
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Why are you here anyway?
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Well, I heard there were
positions open in Freedomland,
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and I'm sort of a history buff,
if I may say so myself.
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So I applied!
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Who applies to be a slave?
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Oh, man, my feet hurt so bad.
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Oh, toughen up, Riley.
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This is a great opportunity to go back
to a noble time for black Americans...
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when we overcame obstacles
and struggled to be
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the free, fully realized
human beings we are.
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God bless America!
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Yeah. We need
to burn this place down.
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You've got that right, Tom.
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God bless America.
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Welcome to freedomland, you lazy bastards.
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This here is your orientation.
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Ruckus, are you trying to tell us
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that we're supposed to act like
slaves and be cool with it?
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Really?
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That is correct.
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Here you will learn to look down
when a rich white man is coming,
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buck dance if you hear
anything resembling a tune,
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and denounce any feelings that resemble
self-esteem and/or self-worth.
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Not on your life, Ruckus.
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Yeah, we ain't going for this shit.
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First rich white man I see,
I'm telling him to suck...
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I ain't saying shit.
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You can call me Toby, Obama, Cleveland...
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That's
right, nigga. That is right.
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Now, there will be a short
boot camp to make sure
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you niggas are limber and don't
have a massive heart attack
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which will make our rich patrons feel bad
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for not voting for universal healthcare.
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Ruckus, you must be
out of your damn mind! Aah!
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Boy, the sound of
that whip sure is sweet.
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It's like Jesus gently snapping his fingers.
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Now, Robert and Tom, you
have good white-man names,
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so we will leave your names be.
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But you two little niggas, oh,
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you have aggressive names and as such,
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they will be changed!
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Huey, you are now "Nigga
One" or "One" for short.
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Riley, your name is "Nigga
Two" or "Two" for short.
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Two, tote that bale of hay to my horse,
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who I have affectionately named "Nigger."
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Even though he is white,
he has wide nostrils.
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Old nigger gonna die today
'cause he ain't gettin' Jack.
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Ruckus, this is inhumane!
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Who the hell said that niggas
was human in the first place?
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One, get nigger some carrots!
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Uh-oh. One, is you defying me, boy?
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Huey, you better listen to this
fool before he hits you with that whip.
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Granddad, I'm nobody's
property, and neither are you.
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Don't you remember when he
signed his freedom away to Mr. Eddie?
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Shoot, you niggas should be grateful you
not working at sub-saharan food bank land.
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Tom!
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Yes, Ruckus?
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From now on, my name is not Ruckus.
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It is boss!
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You tough, huh?
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Well, we got ways of dealing with your type.
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In modern America,
who would believe
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people would want to be
entertained by slaves?
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On your marks, get set... kick!
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But we were all under Eddie's thumb.
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Faced with the threat of losing everything,
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people will do things they aren't proud of.
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Welcome to Freedomland!
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We be a happy clan!
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Singing and dancing the day away!
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Hey, rich, mostly white chillin,
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make some noise if your
nanny speaks Spanish!
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Oh, I can't hear you.
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I hope everybody enjoyed the
"Welfare Queen For A Day" exhibit.
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And we got real meth-and-crack-addicted
kids at the gift shop.
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Use them as your servants.
We don't give a [beep].
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See the concierge on your way out.
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Well, old Uncle Ruckus here
has a special surprise for you.
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Today, we are debuting a
special interactive game!
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Does everybody enjoy waterboarding?
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I know it's not 19th century,
but it's just so much fun.
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In order to keep ruckus' whip off
my grandad's back,
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even I was forced to cooperate.
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It was a very long day.
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Pay no attention to
the balloon. It won't inflate.
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That's just to give the game a sense of fun.
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Now, if you will all reach under your
chairs, you'll find water cannons.
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- Got it!
- Aw, yeah!
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Huh?
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Ready, aim, shoot!
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That's enough!
Our slave shift is over!
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If you kids don't put those guns down,
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I'm gonna whip your rich and narrow behinds!
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Huey, you all right?
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I won't do this again.
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You're not gonna
have to. Let's go home.
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Why you not carrying me,
granddad? My feet still hurt.
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Hush up!
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Huh?
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Where you niggas think y'all going?
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We goin' home, Ruckus.
The park is closed.
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Home? You niggas
don't get it, do ya?
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This is your home.
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Oh, no, seriously, you niggas live here now.
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In retrospect, none of
us should have been surprised.
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For decades, people allowed the
middle class to wither and die.
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Yes. Welcome home, niggas.
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Ruckus, this is insane!
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You can't keep us here!
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Well, looks to me like I can
do whatever I want to, slave.
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Oh, "slave." Mm, that
tastes good in my mouth.
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What a joyous feeling it
is just to say that word.
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It's like saying "love" or "reaganomics."
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People don't actually
live here, do they?
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People? No. Wuncler's slaves, yes.
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Oh, it's not as bad as, say,
them slave castles in Senegal.
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This is more like an NFL training camp.
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See them slaves over there?
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Oh, look at they forearms
and legs just gettin' strong!
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Yes, this is good for the body and the soul.
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Uh... how can that be good?
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Well, that cotton is organic.
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1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.
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What the hell?
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Oh, the massa loves tap dancing.
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He says the tippity-tap of
nigga feets is so meditative.
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Ruckus, I hate to break
my amusement-park character
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and this fantasy space-time continuum,
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but there are documents
called "The Constitution"
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and "The Emancipation Proclamation,"
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and they specifically forbid
keeping us here against our will.
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Yeah, you may
have a point there, Tom.
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I could let you go...
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Or...
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The only way we gonna
get our freedom is to take it.
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How we supposed to do that?
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By any means necessary.
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00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,500
I ain't trying to die.
248
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,900
Well, this isn't
exactly living, is it?
249
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,400
Remember this when you get
home and you want to watch TV
250
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,300
and eat junk food and let the
machine make all your decisions.
251
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,200
Damn, ain't I punished enough?
252
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,900
First I got to be a slave,
253
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,700
now you sayin' it's my fault.
254
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,500
This is all your fault, Freemans!
255
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,900
I pay my mortgage on time!
I earned my freedom!
256
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,700
Tom, stop griping.
257
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,300
You got connections on the outside.
258
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,700
You can call one of your legal
friends and get your ass out!
259
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,600
Call?! Did you say "call?!"
260
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,600
Oh, I'm sorry! In case you didn't notice,
261
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,500
massa didn't provide me with a phone!
262
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:44,400
Sorry. What I meant was
we're in this together.
263
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,200
I won't be free until we're all free!
264
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,000
Tom, Sarah bought
your freedom. You can go.
265
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,100
Well, guys, it's been real.
266
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:02,300
Ruckus, you've done some stupid
shit, but come on, this is insane!
267
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,800
We are friends!
268
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,300
"Friends"? Ain't no friends
when it comes to slavery...
269
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,900
real or make believe.
270
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:11,000
Now, since I was cursed with revitiligo
and born in the 20th century,
271
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,100
I never got my chance to experience
272
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:16,700
the beauty and magical
nature known as slavery.
273
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:20,500
Finally, I get my chance to show
massa I'm not like them field niggas.
274
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,700
I got his back!
275
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,700
Oh, oh, oh, and don't get no crazy ideas
276
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:26,200
about writing letters to
Abraham Lincoln looking for help.
277
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:30,400
Any slave I catch reading or
writing will be shot immediately!
278
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,900
Good night.
279
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,700
No, I'm serious, I will shoot you.
280
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,700
Pray to your new true God, white Jesus.
281
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,700
That'll make it all better.
Okay, sleep tight.
282
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:44,100
Damn. Huey, I'm ready
to bust up out of here, man.
283
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,600
I know you got a plan.
284
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,200
You always got a
plan.
285
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,300
Please tell me you got a plan.
286
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,600
I do, but it won't be easy.
287
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,100
We may not make it out alive,
288
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,400
but if a man doesn't have
something worth dying for,
289
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,900
what's the point of living?
290
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,700
Hold up. Your plan
ends with us living, right?
291
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,800
- Yeah.
- Good,
292
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,900
'cause I was about to tell you
that you on your own if it didn't.
293
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,200
What's the plan?
294
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,000
It was going to be risky.
295
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000
People who had trusted the system
to have their best interest
296
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,600
were now forced to rely
on their own wits and courage.
297
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,800
I'm scared!
298
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,600
Shh!
299
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:25,000
Yeah, we already slaves.
Don't be a bitch, too.
300
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,300
Man, I told
you this was a bad idea.
301
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,300
Every gain in U.S. history
302
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,100
has been because oppressed
people weren't afraid to fight.
303
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:35,900
If we don't fight, we're saying it's
okay for them to own everything...
304
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,300
- I heard that!
- Our self worth,
305
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:42,100
our minds, and I'm not giving up my
freedom to anybody for any price.
306
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,100
Me neither! That's what's up.
307
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,900
Yeah, come on, guys!
That annoying kid has a point.
308
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,600
Let's revolt this bitch!
309
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,700
I agree!
310
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,900
Greetings, shareholders.
311
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,800
Freedomland hath paid handsome dividends.
312
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,600
I gathered you together as it
would give me great umbrage
313
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:09,400
if any fellows objected to
us thusly branching out.
314
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,800
Can you [beep] not talk like that?
315
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,800
I'm with Jim. It makes the meetings go long,
316
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,600
and my Tyler's got soccer tonight.
317
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,700
Let's expand this Freedomland thing.
318
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,400
It's a damn cash cow!
319
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:25,200
But we have some minor obstacles.
320
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,600
Word's come down there
are some staffer slaves
321
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,500
who don't see the fun in Freedomland.
322
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,100
Murder 'em!
323
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,000
Eh, remember we tried that
at the Indian section.
324
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,500
That's why we had to go to court and
build that damn "Trail Of Tears" casino.
325
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,300
He's right. We don't need litigation.
326
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,800
We need something that makes us look good,
327
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,100
entertains the masses,
and keeps them working.
328
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,700
Sounds like you're talking
pre-emptive settlement.
329
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,300
Exactly.
330
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,600
Hmm, let's see... how 'bout, uh...
331
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:56,100
A month's supply of overly branded clothing?
332
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:56,800
No.
333
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,000
- Your pick of our obese women?
- No.
334
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,500
Work with me here. Come on.
335
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,600
I'm trying to come to an honest agreement
for all your people's hard work.
336
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,300
Okay. 40 acres and a mule? Come on, now.
337
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,400
40 acres... that's a lot of land!
338
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,600
You and I both
know we'll never see it.
339
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,700
Mr. wuncler, sir,
340
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,800
now, I know you simply wanted me
to bring him here to this meeting,
341
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,400
but just whistle, and I will
be on him like white on rice!
342
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,400
- Not for long.
- Defiant. I likes.
343
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,800
But perhaps your ill feelings are
misplaced, little angry afro boy?
344
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,100
Your grandfather? All these other folks?
345
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,700
Already slaves in debt to me
346
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,400
before they became slaves here.
347
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,200
I'm just trying to help.
348
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,300
And hey, your scowl... not helping.
349
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,000
How can you live with yourself?
350
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,600
How much money does it take for
someone to lose their conscience?
351
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,300
No guilt, no shame. Just greed.
352
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,100
Damn. You're a downer.
353
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,800
You should try transcendental
meditation or...
354
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,800
Anyway, look, stop being
all "freedom fighter"
355
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,200
and I'll give your grandfather
a nice cushy job.
356
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,000
You know, one where he has no real power,
357
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,300
but your people are happy
358
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,200
because he has a nice office
and gets CNN sound bites.
359
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,600
I'm gonna have to pass.
360
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,900
What good is it for a man
to gain the whole world,
361
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,500
yet lose his soul?
362
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,800
Ruckus!
363
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,200
How dare you go
darkening Mr. wuncler's thoughts
364
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,500
with your nigga logic! Aw, shit.
365
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,300
Uh, did you want the door open?
366
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,400
♪Mm-hmm. Lord, lord ♪
367
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,400
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
368
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,500
Hey, why we clapping?
369
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,500
Somebody ever
gonna talk? It's gettin' cold.
370
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,300
Hey, what movie this remind you of?
371
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,500
If I may die by
the rifle or the musket,
372
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,400
I want everybody to know it was
sweet Jesus I was doing it for!
373
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,200
Uh-huh.
374
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,200
Praise God!
375
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,400
Tell it, brother! Yeah!
376
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,500
Well, I really
don't know none of y'all,
377
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:45,500
and since most of y'all haven't
washed, you smell like ass.
378
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,400
That is true. I smell assy.
379
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,100
The aroma of ass, if you will.
380
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,600
But I guess all I
really want to say is...
381
00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,800
This shit is [beep] up,
and I'm ready to do this!
382
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,600
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
383
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,000
Aw, yeah, little man!
384
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,900
Ow! Ow! Ow!
385
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,500
Step right up.
386
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,400
Step right up and take your chance
387
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,900
to break the angry nigger
that cannot be broken!
388
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,900
Okay, okay. Simmer down. Simmer down.
389
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,500
There'll be enough for everybody.
390
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,000
This nigga ain't givin' in.
391
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,100
So it's another step up
the humiliation ladder...
392
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,000
Tar and feathering!
393
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,000
Hold it. I got a better idea.
394
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,200
Let me have him.
395
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,800
The folks here want historical accuracy.
396
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,200
I'm gonna give it to them.
397
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,600
Oh, that is good.
398
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,300
Cut off that slave's foot
and he ain't goin' nowhere.
399
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,000
Mr. wuncler, you is pure genius.
400
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,500
Out of my way, punk.
401
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,200
Huh?
402
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,400
Huh?
403
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,000
The lower class! The lower class are here!
404
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,600
I've done my part! Yeah, boy!
405
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,200
Uhhh...
406
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:40,100
- Get back!
- Get back where you belong!
407
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,900
All right, we got you now.
408
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,300
Mr. Wuncler, this is worse
than "The Planet Of The Apes."
409
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,600
Get me out of here, Ruckus.
410
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,800
Watch your step, Mr. Wuncler.
411
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:15,600
Watch your step!
412
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,200
There you go. There you go.
413
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,500
Gentle, baby steps.
414
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,500
For the moment, the little guy won.
415
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,900
But for how long?
416
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,800
How long before those
at the top figure out another way
417
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,200
to try to make a buck off
of those at the bottom?
418
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:31,200
Or maybe, just maybe those at the bottom
419
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,600
will realize that some
of the people they trust
420
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,600
may not have their best interests at heart.
421
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,300
Hey, how 'bout my whistle?
422
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,300
You did great, granddad.
423
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:41,900
Okay, boys, let's go home.
424
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:48,500
Boy, you niggas just don't
know a good thing when you see it.
425
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:52,200
Here Mr. Wuncler, out of
the goodness of his heart
426
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,900
was gonna give you free
housing, food, a job...
427
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,900
everything a nigga could want.
428
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,700
Tell me, you ungrateful bastard,
429
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,600
what could ever be greater than Freedomland?
430
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,000
Freedom.
431
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:14,400
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