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"SKINNY SKINNY"
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What's wrong, Giacomino?
You are not in the usual mood.
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Of course, I don't want to spend
another day on an empty stomach.
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Okay, we'll purvey for. We will.
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"We'll purvey for"...You always say so,
but I feel weak, weak!
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It's a matter of vitamin!
Phosphates! Phosphates!
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Not phosphates...steaks!
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You're right! You're right!
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You were always a bit anemic.
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But tonight we'll work,
and we'll get paid, God willing.
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But who can get until tonight!
I have too much arrear appetite!
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I got her! I got her!
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The hen belongs to me!
She belongs to us!...To us!
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Yes, she belongs to us. How's she?
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She is a false lean!
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How do we cook her?
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Roasted!
- Bravo, I'm crazy for roasted chicken!
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Love, love!
- And the fire?
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Right, the fire!
We'll put her at the sun!
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Bravo! Twenty days at the beach!
- Don't joke!
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I'm not kidding!
- Meanwhile, let's kill her.
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Ouch!
- What happens? Did she bite?
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No!
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We're not experienced.
Let's call the concierge!
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Shall I go down?
- No, I'll call her in the courtyard.
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Mrs. Rosa!
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Mrs. Rosa !
What do you want?
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Be patient, come up a moment.
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Is it urgent?
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Quite. Come up, Mrs. Rosa, come up!
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Are you hurt?
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Much? I think the nail will fall.
But, it is fine!
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That's the one! - And why give me this?
- 'Cause, I had it in my mouth!
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Here's the Executioner!
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Mrs. Rosa.
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Come in.
Here is our Mrs. Rosa!
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Here is the chair.
Mrs. Rosa, you must do us a big favor.
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Let me be, don't speak of favors!
Just today I'm very nervous!
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What happened? - Someone stole
a white chicken that was a beauty!
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But this is the voice of my chicken!
- No...
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But, there's my chicken here?
- No. .. no!
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It's my companion,
he's practicing for a great variety act.
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He imitates animal sounds.
Let us hear the chicken sound.
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Forget it! Don't let him do the
chicken sound. - Yeah, it's nostalgic.
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Well, tell me, what did you call me for?
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Ah ... us?
- Yes, you called me, right?
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So?
- Well...
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We wanted to know the time.
- What?
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And, to know the time, you made me do
five flights of stairs? - Sorry.
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Are you crazy? I've always said it,
the artists are all idiots!
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Sorry, Mrs. Rosa.
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This has to die!
- It's a sin, poor beast!
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By the way, professor...
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No, you have to do...
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Professor, stop doing the beasts!
- Sit down.
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No need, no need. I wanted to tell you,
this morning came the administrator.
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He wants the rent!
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What manners!
After all, he must only have two months!
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And it's 2 months you're here! And never
paid. - Already 2 months have passed?!
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You know, months run! - They run?
Well, we cannot run behind the months!
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Silence!
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Studies later!
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Mrs. Rosa,..
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tell the landlord
that tonight we debut at the Alcazar.
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Come tomorrow and
I'll give you something for him. - Okay.
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Think about it, he's a bad guy!
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A guy who would throw
your furniture in the street! - What?
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And then he kicks you out!
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Mrs. Rosa, you are responsible!
These are all antiques!
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I'll sue the landlord...
I'll seize the whole building!
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The furniture, in the street!
- Oh! Why?
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The rent! - Oh!
- Money!
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I would say, eat her alive, poor beast!
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Do not be silly, stupid!
Scary, huh!
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Mrs. Rosa! - Mrs. Rosa, again!
Put her here!
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Pardon!
But Professor Sik Sik, lives here?
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It's me, the renowned professor!
Who is she?
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Miss!
Sit down, young lady!
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Please come in.
Professor, let me introduce Miss Lil�.
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She is your partner. I met her
last night at the Cafe of the Artists.
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She's jobless
since three months, and I,..
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I have engaged her
for three shows a day,..
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at 15 lire, and no down payment!
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But I came just for the down payment!
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A chair for the young lady.
- Sure.
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Good! Just what we needed!
- She's cute, right?
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What the hell are you doing?
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I've said many times, this is the chair
for the landlord! - How should I know?
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I am mortified...did you get hurt? Sit.
This is a good chair. - No, thanks,..
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I prefer standing.
- Of course! What humiliation!
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Can we offer you something?
Certainly you have already eaten.
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Actually ... no.
- Us neither!
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But of course! As you see,
even abroad they have the same habits.
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Artists eat after the show.
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Tonight, let's hope that all is well...
so, God willing, we too will eat.
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Let's hope He's willing!
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Depends on you!
- On me?
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Of course.
- And why?
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You told the lady what to do?
- Everything!
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What I recommend,
is the disappearance of the dove!
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The dove?
- Which then should be in your hat.
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Remember to sit in the front row.
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So that, when I say:
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Is there someone of the audience
who wants to come on stage, gentlemen?
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You answer immediately: "I WONT!"
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Yes.
I WONT!
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WONT?
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I WENT.
- I WENT.
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WONT?
- WENT?
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WONT?
- WONT? But...
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Okay, you will just say..
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I !
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I!
- Bravo!
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I wish the show started right now!
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You'll have a perfect partner!
- Shall we rehearse?
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OK, let's rehearse.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
military and children!
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By now, all over the world,
is known my great fame as magician!
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The Sik Sik who has amazed the world,..
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tonight is finally in your presence.
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My life has been almost fabulous!
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I was only 7 when, at home,
I already made disappear any thing!
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Mademoiselle, please.
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Mademoiselle!
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Japan welcomed my 12 years of age.
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At 13,
kissed me in front the sun of URIENT.
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This evening, here, I will perform
experiments the most very famous!
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Beginning by that of the glasses.
Mademoiselle! Please Maestro, music!
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Excuse me, you have a match?
- No, I don't buy matches.
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What do you have in your hat?
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A pigeon.
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Holy Virgin!
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Why?
I'm ruined!
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What's with you?
- Miss, you have been my ruin!
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You are rude!
- I dislike you!
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Hey!
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But what are you saying? Imbecile!
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Go into the hall, stupid!
You're ruining everything!
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Attention, s'il vous pla�t!
Maestro, please.
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We have two glasses.
You can consult your clocks.
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In under a second, the wine
will end up in the glass of water,..
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and the water
in the stomach of the young lady.
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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We are now at a second experiment!
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A sensational experiment!
Unique in the world!
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The disappearance of a pigeon,..
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which then
will be found in the hat of a spectator.
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Mademoiselle,
thank this esteemed audience!
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Come here! Hush!
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To perform this experiment,
I need someone from the audience..
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who comes on stage to check!
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Is there someone of the audience
who wants to come on stage, gentlemen?
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I!
- I'll come!
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No, I wanted Giacomino...Gia...
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One moment!
Before performing the experiment,..
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I want you to note
that the pidgeon is without trick!
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And that it stays alive for a lifetime!
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Mademoiselle, show the pidgeon.
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We want to see the dove!
- The pidgeon!
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Watch, don't touch!
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Oh...why?
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Please watch!
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Hurry! We're waiting from three hours
to see the experiment!
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Is there someone coming on stage?
Is there someone coming on stage?
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Is there someone coming on stage?
- I'll come!
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Come! Come!
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Come!
Were you sleeping?
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No, I was looking for!
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Please, come on in.
Careful, you will break your head!
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Be careful.
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You are very clever!
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I take this pidgeon...
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Chicken.
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I take this pidgeon...
- Chicken.
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I take this pidgeon... - Chicken!
I slam it on your face!
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I'm going to put it in a cage...
That is, if you let me do this game!
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If you want to understand me! Huh?
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One...
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Two...
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Three!
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Maestro, stop the music.
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The pigeon that was in that cage,
gentlemen, I made it disappear!
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And I made it appear
under the hat of this gentleman!
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Show the pigeon!
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And I'd say...let's show a chicken!
- And I have done disappear a pigeon!
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To each his own!
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Chicken !
- Pigeon ! - Chicken !
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The pigeon ran away,
this is chicken!
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One moment!
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The pigeon that was in the cage,
I made find it in the gentleman's hat..
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and I made it become chicken!
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Down the curtain!
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Go get my hat.
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I can't.
- Why?
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There's the impresario right there.
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Are you happy?
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All your fault!
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Goodbye contract, goodbye lunch,
farewell all!
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But you have it in for me?
- Yes!
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But I did tell you it was chicken!
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Pigeon!
- It was chicken!
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Pigeon! - Chicken!
- Hands off!
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Lazybones!
- Lazybones, no!
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I realize that intimacy
raises discontent and discord.
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And since one does not respect
one's fellow artist,..
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it is best to separate. Tomorrow,
you will receive two of my friends.
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Mr. Sik, but the contract, the money?
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What contract?
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The money!
- The money?
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The contract is ended, and you saw how.
What money? There is no money!
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And..
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then, mademoiselle, you're
perfectly right, but it is not my fault!
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It's because of this idiot!
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Yes, but the idiot gave me the contract.
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The idiot gave you the contract?
- Yes, the idiot.
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Enough!
I take full responsibility!
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Miss,
starting tomorrow you will eat with us.
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Where there's enough for two,
there's enough for three!
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It is about a real fortune!
A casket full of gold coins!
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Gold coins?
- Yes, gold!
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In the Villa Belvedere,
near the main gate,..
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there is a large oak.
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Under this oak
is buried the treasure chest.
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Just dig a meter and a half!
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The house is unattended,
there are no dogs!
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So, there is no danger of being caught,
just dig a meter and a half!
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Do you understand? This is what
my grandfather told me in a dream!
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But the villa really exists,
I know it well!
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What do you do?
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We were picking some fresh salad.
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What do you do?
- Same as you are doing.
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You too?
- Yes, us too.
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Then let's go.
- Where? It is here.
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Under the oak.
- What? - The Treasure.
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The treasure? Not here any more!
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Oh, why?
- I have it, the treasure!
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You already dug it yourself?
- Yes. I will give it to you.
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You to us? - Yes, come with me.
- To us? - Come. - The family gold?
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Sir?
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00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,080
Are you hurt?
- No, I'm fine.
243
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,380
Who is this?
- A fellow worker.
244
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,513
I like her.
We'll take her along with us.
245
00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:21,313
Taxi!
246
00:21:21,523 --> 00:21:23,556
We go by taxi!
247
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,189
Please.
248
00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:27,377
Please get in.
249
00:21:34,397 --> 00:21:38,330
But, listen, us too, right?
- Of course, get in.
250
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,796
Get in.
251
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,100
Did you find him?
- No!
252
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,380
Not even at the second floor?
- No.
253
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:02,260
Professor, the 22 has escaped!
- It isn't possible! He couldn't!
254
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,437
Well, he fled!
- Then look everywhere, and let me know!
255
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,078
You did not expect me, right?
- No!
256
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,517
You did the master until now, huh?
257
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,676
Come in, please. Come in.
258
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,420
Don't make compliments, come forward.
259
00:22:21,697 --> 00:22:24,916
Miss, please.
260
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:32,078
These are three great friends of mine.
261
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,500
Poor boy!
I beg your pardon, I'll be right back.
262
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,780
I want to fix you
a really delicious dinner.
263
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,100
Outstanding! Please, that way.
264
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,116
There?
- There.
265
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,553
What an amiable fellow! He's amiable!
266
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,110
Me too?
- Of course.
267
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,756
Thank you.
- You are welcome.
268
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,756
Giovanni !
269
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,060
Off you go, in the kitchen!
- Yes.
270
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,076
Come on.
271
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,740
Just a little time!
- For me, any time.
272
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,020
For me too!
273
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,674
Who is that gentleman?
- Who knows!
274
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,501
What a gentleman!
- Great gentleman!
275
00:23:31,966 --> 00:23:33,200
I'm hungry!
276
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,957
You know who doesn't persuade me?
277
00:23:36,828 --> 00:23:39,431
Who?
- The manservant.
278
00:23:39,491 --> 00:23:41,700
He's...strange.
279
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,623
Bravo!
I meant to say it. He's strange.
280
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,510
Please.
281
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,516
Master, it cuts.
282
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,636
I like it!
283
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,519
What a gentleman!
- What a great gentleman!
284
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,940
What manners!
- What kindness!
285
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,030
The real gentleman!
- Yes.
286
00:24:10,227 --> 00:24:11,669
Amiable.
287
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,636
But where is the kitchen?
288
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,076
The kitchen is there.
289
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,436
At table!
- At table!
290
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,700
It's the phone!
- Doesn't concern us.
291
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,799
During my absence...
you treat yourself well!
292
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,860
A small little chicken.
- Small little chicken, huh ?
293
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,980
Let's prepare dinner.
294
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,679
It's stubborn!
295
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,471
I'll answer, it's the same.
We are friends.
296
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,100
Hello?
- I speak with villa Gerbi?
297
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,900
CERVI ? Who's he!?
298
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,919
Mr. Gerbi is at home?
- Oh! Gerbi!
299
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,660
Don't know him either, but I'm going
to call him, let's see if he's here.
300
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,900
No! Do not move,
do not call, God forbid!
301
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,980
This thing is very serious!
You speak with Villa Belvedere!
302
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:25,140
Belvedere ?
- Belvedere! The villa of the treasure!
303
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,078
Oh, the treasure!
304
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,740
No, I wasn't talking to you.
Say, say...say.
305
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,700
From our private clinic,
a while ago, has escaped a madman.
306
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,716
And you're telling me?
307
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,500
We do not care!
Leave us alone, we must go for dinner!
308
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,820
We think he has taken refuge there,
in his villa. - The villa where we are?
309
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,836
He fled in his pajamas!
310
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:54,020
He had a monocle?
- What happened?
311
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,390
That gentleman who invited us to dinner,
he's fool!
312
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,260
Oh! That great gentleman?
313
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,232
Yeah!
- But why?
314
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:09,260
Mr. Gerbi is a dangerous lunatic,
suffering from homicidal mania!
315
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,550
Ma... ma... mania...homicidal?
316
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,636
He kills people?
317
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,314
He kills people!
318
00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:20,001
Hey!
319
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,420
Oh! Dinner ready? Let's go!
320
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:25,870
No, the cemetery!
All three of us!
321
00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:29,636
Immediately, send the keepers,
well equipped,..
322
00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:33,073
and take him away!
Send for the men in white!
323
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,036
Let's go! Let's go, quick!
324
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,276
Prepare, prepare...
Quick, Giovanni, quick.
325
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:55,154
And now,
before the food touches your lips,..
326
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,358
I want to tell you a story.
327
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,236
To us?
-To you.
328
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,999
Is it necessary?
- It's necessary. Please sit down.
329
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,317
Please, sit down.
330
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,236
And dinner?
331
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,709
A tale about two bad friends,
who wanted to betray me.
332
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:27,100
I opened them my house,
and I invited them to my table.
333
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:33,190
I had treated the food so that
it would be delicious and plentiful.
334
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,980
But the little devil
that is inside the phone...
335
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,260
There's also the little devil?
- An evil little devil, he called them!
336
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:47,997
It is very bad to listen
to the little devil inside the phone.
337
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:56,380
I always carry this,
for the little devil inside the phone.
338
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,460
We must cut the throat!
- To the little devil?
339
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,274
To who talks
to the little devil inside the phone!
340
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,870
My poor friends!
341
00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:14,182
What an ugly end!
- Lunch is served.
342
00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:15,839
Great!
343
00:28:18,088 --> 00:28:23,035
Come on, quick, at the table!
Come on, come on!
344
00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:26,880
Come on, come on!
345
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,232
Sit down. Turn off the light!
- Right away!
346
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,956
What a beautiful tableful!
347
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:43,715
Did you see Giovanni, my valet?
Poor thing!
348
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,346
That mark, I made it myself.
Like this!
349
00:28:52,645 --> 00:28:54,397
Good.
350
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,996
Now comes the fun.
351
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,756
Ladies first.
352
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,070
Giovanni, take away.
353
00:29:35,854 --> 00:29:36,798
Eat.
354
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,116
Silence!
355
00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:45,470
Eat!
356
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,076
Enjoy your meal.
357
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,273
Thank you.
- Thank you.
358
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,314
No talking...with the little devil!
359
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,240
My friends do not eat?
360
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,436
What is it!
361
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,596
Too much sauce.
362
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,390
Enough!...with spaghetti!
363
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,460
Now, chicken!
364
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,580
Thank goodness!
365
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,200
Giovanni, remove the dishes.
366
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,596
Not those! These!
367
00:31:22,585 --> 00:31:24,590
What a darling!
368
00:31:26,769 --> 00:31:28,167
There.
369
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,636
I adore chicken!
370
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,194
Giovanni, take away!
371
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,997
It is delicious. Delicious.
372
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,277
Eat the chicken!
- Eat!
373
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,078
If the man says eat...eat!
374
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,540
What are you doing?
375
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,600
It will be a boy.
376
00:32:29,395 --> 00:32:32,498
Drink, drink!
377
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,658
My dear, drink!
378
00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:38,360
Drink!
- Ah!
379
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,596
What is it?
380
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,593
It's here! Come on!
381
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,836
Tie him!
382
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,916
The little devil!
383
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,874
Hold him!
- Leave me alone!
384
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,918
Mademoiselle! Mademoiselle!
385
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,116
Ahi! Ahi!
386
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,436
What a beautiful day today!
387
00:35:03,856 --> 00:35:05,234
What day is it?
388
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:07,392
Thursday.
389
00:35:09,044 --> 00:35:13,276
And when we last ate?
- Who can remember!
390
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,830
Monday, I think...yes, Monday.
391
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,433
We must find a remedy soon.
392
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,180
Otherwise we will end up
like Count Ugolino.
393
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,100
Who is Ugolino?
394
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,980
Ugolino was the one
who ate his children. - Oh! Why?
395
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,660
Why? Because he was hungry!
396
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,756
He was hungry.
397
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,620
And now that our family
has grown by two heads,..
398
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,820
the girl and the hen,..
399
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,836
we are better off than before!
400
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,833
We'll have to work!
401
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,001
Work!
402
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,629
Today we have serious responsibilities.
403
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:10,020
And then,
remember that work ennobles man.
404
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,638
So, we shall work, pal!
405
00:36:13,112 --> 00:36:15,113
MANUAL WORKERS WANTED
406
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,058
# Alone!
407
00:36:45,822 --> 00:36:49,540
# Alone at the top floor,
408
00:36:49,821 --> 00:36:53,570
all speaks of love
when the sky is clear,
409
00:36:53,908 --> 00:36:57,436
and the heart in turmoil. #
410
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,270
Miss!
Miss, what are you doing?
411
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,330
Miss, you can get hurt!
412
00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:37,408
Wait Miss, I'll go.
413
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,180
Here it is!
You have a hen with suicidal tendencies.
414
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,460
What?
- Oh, French?
415
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,500
Yes, but I understand Italian.
- Well then, let me introduce myself:
416
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,460
Mario Sergi, violinist.
- Lil�, artist.
417
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:08,300
Artist?
So certainly you live by yourself.
418
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,069
No, I live with mum and dad.
- Oh, Mom and Dad?
419
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,060
And now that we arrived
in the countryside, what do we do?
420
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,076
We'll go back in town.
421
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:28,557
Imbecile!
- He's ruined our clothes!
422
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,700
Leave him alone!
- You don't mess with clothes!
423
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,718
We are weak.
- Yes, we are weak!
424
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,312
All right!
One mustn't drive like that!
425
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,020
Want to eat?
- And you ask?
426
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,700
Deflate it. - What?
- I'll see to it! Deflate the tire.
427
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,460
And why?
- Why why? Deflate it! Unscrew the cap.
428
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,398
This, this!
- This here? - Yes, good.
429
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,308
May I?
- Quick!
430
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,592
Sir, you have a flat tire.
431
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,260
Possible?
- We deflated it ourselves!
432
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,620
We noticed it.
We were sitting there.
433
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,900
Damn! Another waste of time! - Don't
worry, sir. We'll change it in 2 minutes.
434
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,191
Can you?
- We are mechanics, right? - No!
435
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,060
Yes! Yes! - So, hurry up,
I'll make you a nice gift!
436
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,740
Thanks! - Thanks!
- Where is the tire? - Behind!
437
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,509
Where? - Behind!
- Come, unscrew the tire.
438
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,780
This is the tire!
- No, the spare one first!
439
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,980
But that's the flat one!
- What a brilliant idea, huh?
440
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,780
What a great idea!
441
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,420
At last we can eat!
- Sure!
442
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,711
He'll make us a nice gift,
he's a gentleman! - At least 5 lire!
443
00:40:26,283 --> 00:40:30,055
We've got you!
That will teach you to steal cars!
444
00:40:30,115 --> 00:40:32,580
We are honest men!
- We are innocent!
445
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:37,510
Come to the Commissioner!
- Ask the owner of the car!
446
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:43,215
Miss, will seem strange,
but I've seen your parents.
447
00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:44,974
Impossible! - Yes!
448
00:40:45,034 --> 00:40:48,754
Daddy's got long mustache,
and mama's got short ones.
449
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,944
Funny! Have anything else to say?
- Yes.
450
00:40:52,076 --> 00:40:55,653
Then I want to tell you that...
it's a beautiful day today!
451
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,851
Not too bad.
- We could go for a stroll together.
452
00:41:00,449 --> 00:41:02,053
You and me?
- Sure.
453
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,300
Silence I said, silence!
454
00:41:04,437 --> 00:41:07,820
What silence! I'm an artist!
- And I, his gaffer!
455
00:41:08,003 --> 00:41:10,949
We are gentlemen!
- Great gentlemen!
456
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,148
Nothing to say.
You got a great idea!
457
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,278
Wonderful idea! It's you, alright!
458
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,318
Look at that potato, look!
459
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,580
At least we eat!
- Really?!
460
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,580
Here, we eat every day?
- On the clock!
461
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:53,189
What a gentleman! - Who?
- The King!
462
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,836
Thank you.
463
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,276
See you tomorrow!
464
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,128
You! Let's go to the commissioner!
465
00:42:11,188 --> 00:42:13,261
Now?
- We are at lunch.
466
00:42:13,321 --> 00:42:14,615
Hurry, come!
467
00:42:14,675 --> 00:42:17,950
Tell him to wait 2 minutes,
we eat and we come.
468
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:21,693
I told you that
the Commissioner wants you, hurry up!
469
00:42:22,443 --> 00:42:25,893
The commissioner
can not wait for your convenience!
470
00:42:26,281 --> 00:42:29,944
We need to eat! - We need to eat!
- Let's go, go!
471
00:42:30,412 --> 00:42:33,710
What arrogance!
- We need to eat!
472
00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:38,368
The two prisoners. - Come in.
Come in!
473
00:42:38,428 --> 00:42:40,485
'Morning!
- Servant, excellency.
474
00:42:40,545 --> 00:42:42,423
Hats away!
Hats off!
475
00:42:42,483 --> 00:42:43,710
The hat!
476
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,595
The real car thief was arrested.
477
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:51,190
Your innocence is recognized.
You are free.
478
00:42:51,552 --> 00:42:54,588
Oh, why?
- But, right now?
479
00:42:55,071 --> 00:42:56,192
Yes, right now!
480
00:42:57,084 --> 00:43:01,666
Excellency, before taking such
an important decision, say vital,..
481
00:43:02,398 --> 00:43:05,060
wouldn't it be better to wait 10 minutes?
482
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,950
We go in the cell.
If you want us, just call.
483
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:13,098
No waiting in cell.
You are innocent, so go. Go!
484
00:43:13,575 --> 00:43:15,455
"Go!", "Go!"
485
00:43:16,919 --> 00:43:21,707
"Go!"...and the soup is gone!
- It's gone, all right!
486
00:43:22,828 --> 00:43:26,109
A bit of gaiety!
Be a little cheerful!
487
00:43:26,279 --> 00:43:31,300
I begin to believe you mean bad luck!
- Don't start with this! - That's right!
488
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,680
You're my bad luck.
489
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,960
Don't repeat these things,
no joking!
490
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,781
No, I speak seriously.
- On this subject, you cannot joke!
491
00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:49,175
No joking, really.
- Where did you get that?
492
00:43:50,202 --> 00:43:52,718
A piece of loaf that I managed to save.
493
00:43:58,274 --> 00:44:00,166
Come with me.
- Why?
494
00:44:00,451 --> 00:44:04,425
Put the bread in your pocket, you idiot!
- And why? - Come with me.
495
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,493
Here, some cheese.
496
00:44:11,054 --> 00:44:12,060
Boss!
497
00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:15,514
Wrap it, please.
498
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,920
There.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
499
00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:26,237
5 lire.
- 5 lire.
500
00:44:27,408 --> 00:44:32,208
And,...sardines cost the same?
- Yes, 5 lire.
501
00:44:33,136 --> 00:44:35,998
Would you like sardines?
- Yes, sardines.
502
00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:41,276
Would you kindly give me the sardines?
- In place of this? - Yes
503
00:44:47,146 --> 00:44:50,749
Here are the sardines. They're delicious.
- I believe it!
504
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,600
Thank you and goodbye.
- Excuse me!
505
00:44:53,673 --> 00:44:55,495
Say.
- You haven't paid.
506
00:44:55,555 --> 00:44:57,047
What?
- The sardines.
507
00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:59,840
But I gave in return a box of cheese.
508
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:05,189
But you had not paid for the cheese.
- But the cheese, I did not take it.
509
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:09,027
Right! - Clear?
- Yes. - Goodbye.
510
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:23,044
The greatest attraction in Europe!
The ride of death...
511
00:45:23,104 --> 00:45:26,949
Excuse me, we're both artists.
- What do you want?
512
00:45:27,023 --> 00:45:30,120
We would like to work.
- A small job, if any.
513
00:45:30,193 --> 00:45:34,286
Here there's no jobs, is fully occupied.
Go to the rides, there are jobs, there.
514
00:45:34,346 --> 00:45:36,975
Got jobs? Seeking staff?
- Yes, porters.
515
00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:42,228
I told you "at the rides", I told you!
- Go! - Thanks. - Thanks!
516
00:45:42,450 --> 00:45:46,585
Excuse me. - Go, that way.
- That way? - Yes
517
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,313
Gentlemen, the last performance
of the death ride...
518
00:45:55,492 --> 00:46:02,257
Around the world for 50 cents! Pay now,
so later there will be no quarrels...
519
00:46:21,258 --> 00:46:22,640
Money in hand!
520
00:46:29,005 --> 00:46:30,422
Take it easy!
521
00:46:35,202 --> 00:46:36,590
But what the...
522
00:46:41,493 --> 00:46:43,748
I'll take your balls away!
523
00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:11,432
Who's there?
524
00:47:22,114 --> 00:47:23,618
But, who is it?
525
00:47:26,957 --> 00:47:28,422
Oh, it's you!
526
00:48:05,218 --> 00:48:09,167
# Pe, pe, pe, p�... !
527
00:48:13,527 --> 00:48:15,275
Za, zam... ! #
528
00:48:24,496 --> 00:48:26,495
Mademoiselle, attention!
529
00:48:26,956 --> 00:48:28,264
One, two...
530
00:48:28,751 --> 00:48:30,547
And three!
- Thank you!
531
00:48:30,997 --> 00:48:32,626
Attention, please!
532
00:48:33,134 --> 00:48:35,187
Mademoiselle ! One...
533
00:48:35,988 --> 00:48:38,272
two...
and three !
534
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,506
Mademoiselle, here, attention!
Attention!
535
00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:45,199
One, two...and three!
536
00:48:47,038 --> 00:48:49,634
Look, mademoiselle, look!
537
00:48:50,753 --> 00:48:53,090
Bread, bananas, cheese!
- Sweets!
538
00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:56,784
All for me?
- For us too. - All three, all three!
539
00:48:56,904 --> 00:48:58,977
# Taratat� ! Taratat� ! #
540
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,568
I'll do it.
- Thanks. - There's him!
541
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:21,985
And now, mademoiselle, I want to reveal
the secret of your bright future.
542
00:49:22,247 --> 00:49:23,581
Touch a card.
543
00:49:25,508 --> 00:49:27,095
Jack of spades!
544
00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:32,532
You, mademoiselle, will love
a distinguished young man, slender.
545
00:49:33,393 --> 00:49:36,583
With the soul of an artist.
- Artist? - Great artist!
546
00:49:36,669 --> 00:49:40,024
He's not rich... but will become it.
547
00:49:40,230 --> 00:49:43,083
Oh, I hope so!
- Touch another card.
548
00:49:45,139 --> 00:49:49,480
Three of clubs.
This young man has a wonderful mustache.
549
00:49:49,572 --> 00:49:54,052
Eyes of the East!
Imperious character, dynamic, hypnotic!
550
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:55,797
Voila!
Is that right?
551
00:49:55,857 --> 00:50:00,176
To me! Let me do the prediction, now!
- You? - Yes, me.
552
00:50:00,361 --> 00:50:03,160
I know you!
- And I know you!
553
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,533
Mademoiselle, touch a card.
554
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,516
Six! You, mademoiselle,..
555
00:50:09,592 --> 00:50:13,066
will love a young man
who is a phenomenon of male sympathy.
556
00:50:13,789 --> 00:50:18,739
He's very young, and his celebrity
will exceed that of his alleged master.
557
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:23,194
He doesn't have a large mustache,
but has a gentle fluff,..
558
00:50:23,537 --> 00:50:27,832
he's somewhat wasted by hunger,
but will recover and then...
559
00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:30,760
Then...You made her fall asleep.
560
00:50:31,201 --> 00:50:33,870
Oh! And why?
- Because you're boring!
561
00:50:40,415 --> 00:50:41,957
Leave it alone!
562
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,752
I take her to bed.
- I, take her to bed!
563
00:50:48,184 --> 00:50:49,996
Away, go away!
564
00:50:57,317 --> 00:50:58,630
Slowly, slowly.
565
00:51:23,189 --> 00:51:25,289
This situation can not continue.
566
00:51:26,796 --> 00:51:30,514
Living together
under the same roof with a woman..
567
00:51:30,984 --> 00:51:35,079
is dangerous.
- Exactly! You're right.
568
00:51:36,530 --> 00:51:41,594
You understood that you're between me
and Lil�, and you're going away, right?
569
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,391
I?
No, you misunderstood!
570
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,916
You are the one going away.
- Oh, and why?
571
00:51:48,036 --> 00:51:52,057
Because I'm older,
and I have the right to stay here.
572
00:51:52,616 --> 00:51:56,713
Oh yeah? - Of course.
- You remain here because you are older..
573
00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:59,656
and Lil� and I will go away.
- You and Lil�?
574
00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:04,228
Nice wedding!
Nice future for that girl!
575
00:52:04,617 --> 00:52:08,863
Remember that,
before I met you, I was a waiter!
576
00:52:09,469 --> 00:52:12,438
I am a great artist!
- I know you!
577
00:53:08,502 --> 00:53:09,802
Waiter!
578
00:53:11,244 --> 00:53:12,294
Waiter!
579
00:53:12,572 --> 00:53:16,337
You're served, sir.
Advanced payment, including the tip.
580
00:53:16,522 --> 00:53:18,305
I say, tip!
- Waiter!
581
00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:22,235
Tamarind, barley water, orange juice?
- Two orange.
582
00:53:22,355 --> 00:53:26,411
- Two orange, with tip!
Waiter! - Yessir!
583
00:53:26,516 --> 00:53:29,853
Waiter! - I'm all yours.
- It's an hour that I call!
584
00:53:29,913 --> 00:53:32,680
Say. - What do you have?
- Me? Nothing!
585
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,741
Something cool!
- Oh! Cool!
586
00:53:34,807 --> 00:53:40,034
Ladies and gentlemen,
back from greatest success in Europe...
587
00:53:40,244 --> 00:53:45,003
Professor, be silent!
Here, you are not allowed to juggle!
588
00:53:45,262 --> 00:53:49,831
For your information,
this is no jugglery. I am performing!
589
00:53:50,252 --> 00:53:52,447
And then, please, keep your place!
590
00:53:52,507 --> 00:53:56,487
There is nothing that binds
an artist like me, and a dish washer!
591
00:53:56,691 --> 00:54:01,268
We know your jugglery by heart!
It needs a digestive!
592
00:54:01,588 --> 00:54:04,910
No, I'm not jesting,
I'll throw this box on your head!
593
00:54:05,045 --> 00:54:07,080
The box on my head?
- Yeah!
594
00:54:07,140 --> 00:54:08,945
I'll be...!
You mind?
595
00:54:10,323 --> 00:54:13,481
Waiter, what the hell are you doing?
- Let go.
596
00:54:13,812 --> 00:54:16,655
When will you bring my coffee?
- Coming now.
597
00:54:16,982 --> 00:54:18,307
Let him speak!
598
00:54:18,457 --> 00:54:20,069
He's a poor wretch!
599
00:54:21,319 --> 00:54:24,730
Bravo! You said it: wretch!
600
00:54:24,790 --> 00:54:28,531
See? Even the gentleman
said that you are a wretch.
601
00:54:28,591 --> 00:54:32,195
Work, work! You make me waste time!
- You better go.
602
00:54:32,421 --> 00:54:33,786
Ladies, Gents...
603
00:54:33,846 --> 00:54:37,830
2 orange coffees, barley water
and an espresso vermouth. - But you say?
604
00:54:37,890 --> 00:54:41,812
Two oranges,
coffee and vermouth espresso...fast.
605
00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:48,556
Please, gentlemen, great attention!
I work for all to see!
606
00:54:48,616 --> 00:54:53,347
No tricks! I work like that...
with what I find.
607
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,149
If there was a bread roll now...
608
00:55:08,354 --> 00:55:11,280
No bread roll?
Then, the experiment continues.
609
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,043
One, two... and three!
610
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:17,239
The gentleman is served.
611
00:55:17,683 --> 00:55:20,835
At home, we'll get even!
- I won't make me find!
612
00:55:24,852 --> 00:55:27,512
So, they're not your relatives.
- No.
613
00:55:29,218 --> 00:55:30,569
I told you a lie.
614
00:55:30,771 --> 00:55:36,040
But, it is not nice for a girl like you
to live with two men in the same house.
615
00:55:36,305 --> 00:55:39,235
They are two dear friends,
two gentlemen.
616
00:55:39,438 --> 00:55:44,013
I was alone, without money, homeless.
If it weren't for them...
617
00:55:45,016 --> 00:55:47,696
Listen, I'm not rich..
618
00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:52,456
but I work. I have a contract in an
orchestra that will last for a while.
619
00:55:52,576 --> 00:55:55,339
If you want, we will be happy.
620
00:55:55,679 --> 00:56:00,558
"The gentleman is served!"
I'll serve you, as you deserve!
621
00:56:03,639 --> 00:56:04,987
You too!
622
00:56:06,249 --> 00:56:08,486
Right...not your fault.
623
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,614
It's over, for you!
For you it's over!
624
00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:28,053
What's up?
625
00:56:28,732 --> 00:56:29,764
Well...
626
00:56:31,385 --> 00:56:34,933
Look out!
A bit of room gymnastics.
627
00:56:35,592 --> 00:56:38,288
Will do well also to Giacomino!
628
00:56:38,527 --> 00:56:41,708
Of course,
gymnastics is good for everyone!
629
00:56:42,755 --> 00:56:45,666
Bravo! Bravo, Giacomino!
630
00:56:46,707 --> 00:56:49,059
A go-ahead with broken shoes!
631
00:56:49,256 --> 00:56:51,090
Beggar dishwasher!
632
00:56:51,419 --> 00:56:54,200
You are irritable, aren't you?
- What? - Nervous!
633
00:56:54,262 --> 00:56:55,282
A little.
634
00:56:58,842 --> 00:57:00,027
What beautiful flowers!
635
00:57:00,087 --> 00:57:01,427
Hello everyone!
636
00:57:05,252 --> 00:57:09,078
What beautiful flowers!
- Good morning, mademoiselle.
637
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,143
Excuse me, miss.
- Please.
638
00:57:35,456 --> 00:57:37,973
Change your way, young man!
639
00:57:39,979 --> 00:57:41,484
Why don't you come in?
640
00:57:43,038 --> 00:57:44,111
Ah!
641
00:57:45,078 --> 00:57:47,240
A floral gift.
- Yes.
642
00:57:49,614 --> 00:57:50,761
I see.
643
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,598
What a nice thought!
644
00:58:13,883 --> 00:58:17,639
As soon as I start working
I'll buy each of you a tie.
645
00:58:18,268 --> 00:58:19,312
And I...
646
00:58:20,087 --> 00:58:24,253
You, when you start working,
will buy me a beautiful dress.
647
00:58:24,512 --> 00:58:26,563
I saw it in the shop below!
648
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:31,450
It's beautiful, blue
with white polka dots. It costs...
649
01:00:53,781 --> 01:00:56,069
How does it fit me?
- Just fine.
650
01:00:56,271 --> 01:01:00,986
Do you like? - It's so beautiful!
- Are you happy? - So much!
651
01:01:05,215 --> 01:01:06,157
Lil�?
652
01:01:08,627 --> 01:01:09,561
Lil�?
653
01:01:12,971 --> 01:01:16,145
Lil�, huh ? Where is Lil�?
- I don't know.
654
01:01:17,266 --> 01:01:20,118
You don't know? - No.
- So, what are you doing here?
655
01:01:20,942 --> 01:01:23,766
Waiting for a friend!
- On the roof? - Yes!
656
01:01:25,665 --> 01:01:27,888
The fool in love!
657
01:01:28,629 --> 01:01:32,153
Go away, or I'll do to you
what I didn't do at the caf�!
658
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,342
Oh, speaking about the caf�, come here.
659
01:01:35,546 --> 01:01:40,053
How did you dare doing me
a raspberry in front of everyone?
660
01:01:40,314 --> 01:01:43,695
And you, how did you
dare calling me dishwasher?
661
01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:47,320
Hands off!
Because you are a dishwasher!
662
01:01:47,902 --> 01:01:50,642
Dishwasher will be you!
- Me, a dishwasher?
663
01:01:50,803 --> 01:01:53,520
Hold on!
- Ah!
664
01:01:53,783 --> 01:01:56,947
Giacomino! - Don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
665
01:01:57,099 --> 01:02:00,114
Hold on fast!
- What's beneath?
666
01:02:00,366 --> 01:02:03,586
The street, Giacomino!
- We are on the fifth floor!
667
01:02:04,718 --> 01:02:07,857
Giacomino! He's dead!
668
01:02:09,328 --> 01:02:10,330
The dogs!
669
01:02:14,428 --> 01:02:15,514
The dogs!
670
01:02:33,957 --> 01:02:36,527
All your fault!
- Shut up, fool!
671
01:02:37,735 --> 01:02:39,770
Hush! We must go away.
672
01:02:40,818 --> 01:02:44,160
If someone comes,
he'll believe that we are thieves.
673
01:02:44,551 --> 01:02:47,434
I'm afraid!
- Afraid... what of?
674
01:02:48,386 --> 01:02:50,095
Why should you be afraid?
675
01:02:50,184 --> 01:02:52,800
They have subsided...they're calm.
676
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,931
Yes, they're calm. - Come on, get out.
After all, they're just dogs.
677
01:02:57,259 --> 01:03:02,072
We'll pass next to them slowly. You'll
see, they'll wag the tail like this.
678
01:03:02,176 --> 01:03:05,910
And why? - Because
they understand that we are not afraid.
679
01:03:11,878 --> 01:03:15,120
See?
Come, come forward.
680
01:03:24,556 --> 01:03:26,073
Let's escape by here!
681
01:03:27,467 --> 01:03:28,820
People coming!
682
01:03:29,163 --> 01:03:32,312
You're so annoying!
683
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:35,876
Come in.
- Oh God, dogs too!
684
01:03:35,936 --> 01:03:40,329
Be good, dear, now I'm busy.
Go, dear, I'm busy.
685
01:03:40,537 --> 01:03:44,720
Come on, you wanted me to climb up here,
let's hear what you must tell me. Hurry!
686
01:03:44,877 --> 01:03:48,584
No ! Do not start with the same song!
- Pierotta... - I know!
687
01:03:48,644 --> 01:03:52,855
You want to tell me you love me and that
you cannot live without me! I know that!
688
01:03:52,915 --> 01:03:56,392
Pierotta, look at me,
this is not what I wanted to say.
689
01:03:56,546 --> 01:03:58,988
I know that you love someone else.
690
01:03:59,048 --> 01:04:02,480
What a nice discovery!
I told you myself! - It's true.
691
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,763
But it is terrible! Terrible!
- My God!
692
01:04:04,837 --> 01:04:10,074
I wanted to say that in this house,
full of your memories,..
693
01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:11,983
I will take away the life!
694
01:04:12,043 --> 01:04:13,538
You kill yourself?
- Yes!
695
01:04:13,598 --> 01:04:18,915
Why not tell me on the ground floor?
I would have saved stairs and time!
696
01:04:18,975 --> 01:04:24,297
No ! - Go to hell!
- Pierotta, I really do it!
697
01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:28,304
Let's run away!
- No, the dogs!
698
01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:29,473
Right!
699
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:34,656
Let's face the situation!
- If there is another way out!
700
01:04:37,721 --> 01:04:39,575
Run away, he's coming back!
701
01:04:41,394 --> 01:04:45,726
All right, darling, all right!
I'll show you!
702
01:04:48,899 --> 01:04:49,951
What's he doing?
703
01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:51,872
Come on.
- Come on.
704
01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:55,449
He locked the door!
- Break it, break the door!
705
01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:58,716
No! He's coming back!
706
01:04:59,637 --> 01:05:05,528
You'll see, you'll see!
Laughs best who laughs last!
707
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,060
The fire is there..the door is closed...
708
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:18,398
Let's arrange to plug all the cracks!
709
01:05:22,944 --> 01:05:25,470
Now the window!
710
01:05:25,663 --> 01:05:28,254
She will see whom she's dealing with!
711
01:05:28,314 --> 01:05:31,515
She will see! She will see!
712
01:05:36,354 --> 01:05:39,469
He's plugging all the slits.
Why?
713
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,135
Who knows!
714
01:05:42,289 --> 01:05:44,910
That's it!
- He's coming back!
715
01:05:45,088 --> 01:05:49,030
So, you're deceiving me with another...
and I commit suicide!
716
01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:54,190
Sorry, I might be too energetic ...
but it takes what it takes.
717
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,868
But what's he doing?
718
01:05:56,344 --> 01:05:58,702
Don't you understand, stupid?
719
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,933
Wants to commit suicide.
- Ooh! And why?
720
01:06:02,130 --> 01:06:03,632
The portrait.
721
01:06:05,968 --> 01:06:09,313
You betray me...and I take revenge!
722
01:06:12,812 --> 01:06:13,894
The flowers!
723
01:06:14,111 --> 01:06:17,179
I was about
to commit suicide without flowers!
724
01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:19,355
Where is my mind today!
725
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,432
Flowers!
- Here we die with due observance!
726
01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:37,091
I don't want to die!
- I'm going away.
727
01:06:38,130 --> 01:06:39,436
Well, well ...
728
01:06:39,981 --> 01:06:42,119
We begin to suffocate.
729
01:06:43,748 --> 01:06:45,618
I feel dizzy.
730
01:06:46,463 --> 01:06:48,237
My stomach aches.
731
01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:53,973
This time, your Gelsomino goes away!
732
01:06:54,084 --> 01:06:56,378
Here we end like the mice!
733
01:07:04,518 --> 01:07:08,109
Oh Gelsomino, what comes to your mind?
734
01:07:08,430 --> 01:07:11,235
Drink, Giacomino. Drink.
735
01:07:11,410 --> 01:07:16,057
Drink, Gelsomino, drink.
Nice, Gelsomino, nice!
736
01:07:16,292 --> 01:07:18,316
Drink!
- Thank you.
737
01:07:20,198 --> 01:07:23,273
Who are you?
What do you want? What's up?
738
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:27,426
What's up? It's that,
when a person wants to commit suicide,..
739
01:07:27,486 --> 01:07:31,940
he has to see if there is someone
under the bed! If not, how do we do?
740
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,401
But how did you happen in my room?
741
01:07:34,461 --> 01:07:37,745
I would be dead by now!
Let me die. - No!
742
01:07:37,805 --> 01:07:40,925
Let me die! - No!
- Let me die!
743
01:07:42,588 --> 01:07:43,740
Enough!
744
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:46,580
Hey!
- So, you want to die?
745
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:50,173
Would you give up life,
and all the good things in life?
746
01:07:50,752 --> 01:07:53,020
Gelsomino...the sky!
747
01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:55,036
Gelsomino...the sea!
748
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:59,522
The mountains.
- Gelsomino, foodstuffs!
749
01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:05,366
Would you give up on love?
- Ah, love! - Love!
750
01:08:05,486 --> 01:08:10,070
Gelsomino, we too, are unhappy in love.
751
01:08:10,495 --> 01:08:12,929
You too suffer for a woman?
- Yeah!
752
01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:15,502
Then, can I do anything to help you?
753
01:08:15,562 --> 01:08:18,891
Heavens no!
We've already bothered you so much!
754
01:08:18,951 --> 01:08:23,532
We've already prevented you from dying.
- But I can kill myself with leisure.
755
01:08:23,592 --> 01:08:28,236
There's no hurry. And then your case
interests me. If I can be of help...
756
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:30,574
Shall we tell him?
- Okay.
757
01:08:31,713 --> 01:08:33,667
Gelsomino, we were quarreling.
758
01:08:33,727 --> 01:08:38,286
While quarreling, we fell
on the terrace, where the dogs are.
759
01:08:38,346 --> 01:08:40,592
How ugly they are!
Why keep them?
760
01:08:40,652 --> 01:08:43,418
You hurt yourselves?
- No. - Fortunately, no.
761
01:08:43,478 --> 01:08:47,776
We fought over a woman,
because we both love her.
762
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:52,087
We don't have the courage to speak,
and we'd like to know who she picks.
763
01:08:52,147 --> 01:08:57,224
I'll see to it! I'll talk to her myself!
In love matters, there's no one like me!
764
01:08:57,368 --> 01:09:00,181
You? - Yes.
- Hooray Gelsomino!
765
01:09:00,546 --> 01:09:03,512
Are you sure you can succeed?
- Oh, sure!
766
01:09:03,665 --> 01:09:08,340
So, we finally found
someone who will help us.
767
01:09:09,326 --> 01:09:11,799
Sure! You're right!
768
01:09:11,919 --> 01:09:17,220
You're very right to leave with
this nice young man you told me about!
769
01:09:17,347 --> 01:09:21,014
What does he do?
- He's a violinist. - Fine!
770
01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:25,392
And then, he loves me so much!
- He loves you!
771
01:09:25,556 --> 01:09:31,999
And then, what good would they be,
those two poor, shabby wretches!
772
01:09:32,059 --> 01:09:35,540
No, not that!
- Enough with the sentimentality!
773
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,650
But, leaving them like that...
- Leave a letter.
774
01:09:38,710 --> 01:09:43,874
Two pretty little words...and go!
Goodbye, miss.
775
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,663
Ah! They told me...
776
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,834
"Tell her
that we want to put at her feet"...
777
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,591
But what feet and feet!
778
01:09:55,770 --> 01:09:57,131
Here!
779
01:09:57,657 --> 01:09:59,756
Here, please.
780
01:10:01,151 --> 01:10:03,156
Thank you.
781
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:08,940
Will he have spoken to her?
- He promised that he would do it at 3.
782
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,956
It's almost 7 now!
783
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:16,260
Thanks, man!
Goodbye. - Good evening.
784
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,785
So, we agree:
785
01:10:18,308 --> 01:10:22,057
whatever her decision, we won't argue.
786
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,631
Of course, word of a gentleman!
787
01:10:24,691 --> 01:10:29,311
The chosen will marry her, and
the other goes away! - Agreed? - Yes.
788
01:10:33,065 --> 01:10:35,239
Perfume?
- A must!
789
01:10:35,478 --> 01:10:37,396
Let me do it!
- OK.
790
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,636
A good scent, huh?
791
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,832
Whatever the decision, huh?
792
01:11:01,992 --> 01:11:06,193
The chosen will marry her,
and the other goes away!
793
01:11:07,275 --> 01:11:09,116
Of course!
794
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:14,068
How do I look?
- Good, good! Very good!
795
01:11:14,222 --> 01:11:16,179
And how do I look?
796
01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:19,113
Behind, how do I look?
Hey!
797
01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:22,500
Hey! How do I look?
798
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:25,552
Very good, very good.
799
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:28,235
Good.
- Thanks.
800
01:11:29,894 --> 01:11:31,956
Lil�!
- Lil�!
801
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,165
Where is she?
- Lil� !
802
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,516
Oh! The surprise!
803
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,780
Ties!
- Nice! And dinner!
804
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:43,469
And the choice!
- Great!
805
01:11:43,529 --> 01:11:47,266
Clearly, the chosen will dine with her.
806
01:11:48,106 --> 01:11:49,879
She's gone!
807
01:11:51,144 --> 01:11:54,431
And why?
- Why! I do not know why!
808
01:11:54,884 --> 01:11:57,866
You're annoying!
She's gone!
809
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:00,630
Dinner!
810
01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:02,260
Dinner.
811
01:12:02,378 --> 01:12:05,819
Even the dinner!
Ironically!
812
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,036
This is an insult!
813
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,447
You're hungry, huh?
- I? - Confess, confess.
814
01:12:14,507 --> 01:12:16,395
Be careful what you say!
815
01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:19,324
How can you be hungry?
- Good guy.
816
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,389
Right! One cannot eat!
817
01:12:25,018 --> 01:12:29,962
I'm going out, I will wander all night.
- You go out? - Yes!
818
01:12:30,475 --> 01:12:32,635
I'm staying.
- And so do I!
819
01:12:35,277 --> 01:12:36,819
Dinner...
820
01:12:37,668 --> 01:12:39,209
Dinner!
821
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:44,042
Rice...chicken!
822
01:12:45,421 --> 01:12:47,204
Rice rolls...
823
01:12:52,285 --> 01:12:54,396
Rice rolls...
824
01:12:54,917 --> 01:12:56,642
Rice rolls...!
825
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,592
Lil�...Rice rolls...!
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