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- Synced and corrected by VirusKiller -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Have you recently been robbed,
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blackmailed or framed for murder?
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Are you searching for a birth parent
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or a rare missing jewel?
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- (Heart monitor beeping)
- Like nurses.
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We'll solve your case...
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(Unison) Stat.
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Or Vegas showgirls.
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A-five, six, seven, eight.
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Hire us.
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Or sushi chefs.
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No case is too raw for us to handle.
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We're located in Beverly Hills.
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You know the zip code,
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now here's the number.
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Thank you, Mystery Girls.
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I'm Nick.
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(Sighs) Nick, you were
supposed to cut that part out.
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I know, but how else am I
supposed to get discovered?
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I mean, this face belongs
in the movies, right?
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- Hmmm.
- Maybe if they remake "Aladdin".
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I'm so going viral!
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First time I've been excited to say that.
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- Knock-knock.
- Nick: Hello-ooo.
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Did it just get 20% brighter in here?
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You like the tie?
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Thought I'd loosen up
with a pop of color.
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Yeah, nothing says "loose"
like a guy in a tie.
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Well, I like it. You match our couch.
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And our pens and folders and paperclips.
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I think he gets it.
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Well, that's what I was going for.
Thank you.
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So you're here because...
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Remember the mob hit Nick witnessed?
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The one from my recurring nightmares?
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Yes, I remember.
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We think the killer's
back in the picture.
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(Gasps) There have been three
murders in the past couple of weeks.
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Whoa.
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You're gonna make some serious overtime.
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Maybe you can buy a new tie.
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This guy has the same M.O.
as the one Nick saw.
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He places a rare after-dinner
mint over each of their eyes.
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- How thoughtful.
- Mm, yeah,
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it would be more thoughtful
if he let them live.
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What the hell is a rare
after-dinner mint?
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They're Russian... orange and peppermint.
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- Delicious!
- And pickled.
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Not delicious.
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Anyway, I'm here to tell
Nick to be careful.
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I know the killer doesn't
know what you look like...
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I never told any of you this,
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but the killer may possibly
know what I look like.
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- May possibly?
- May definitely.
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I seem to recall locking eyes with him,
pointing and screaming "murderer"!
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What?! You can't even keep your
mouth shut during a murder?
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Don't worry. We're on top of it, okay?
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But until we find him you
gotta keep a low pro.
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- Holly: We will.
- Absolutely.
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Uh, guys? Our commercial
started airing today.
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(Unison) Uh-oh.
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(Theme music playing)
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Nick, you have to calm down.
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Calm down?! How can I calm down?
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If the killer sees our commercial,
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he'll know where I am.
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Well, look on the bright side.
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Maybe he's too busy killing
people to watch TV.
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Okay, can we just put a lid
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on all the killer talk today?
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Because Michael is coming over
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to build us a bookshelf.
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What? We already have a bookshelf.
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Can't he build us something useful?
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Like a revolving sushi
bar on our balcony?
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Maybe he could build us
a sauna in the kitchen.
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(Gasps) Do you think there's room?
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No!
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He's building a bookshelf.
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Yeah, it'll be the perfect place
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for your shrine to me after I'm gone.
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Nick, hon! Stop pacing!
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You know watching people
exercise makes me
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completely uncomfortable.
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I'm sorry, but I feel like a sitting duck
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with that psycho out there.
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I know exactly how you feel.
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I played a sitting duck
in an animated movie...
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"Duck duck goose."
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Oh, that's right!
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Demi watched that so many
times we had to have
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her brain checked to
make sure she was okay.
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Guys, what are we gonna do about
this whole me-maybe-dying thing?
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Have a "Mamma Mia" sing-a-long
and hope for the best?
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No no! We are the Mystery Girls.
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All right? We don't just sit
around and do our nails
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and look at magazines.
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Well, you do.
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But not today, no.
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We are gonna go out there
and we're find this guy
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before he knocks on our doorstep.
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(Drill whirrs) (Shrieks)
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I give up, kill me!
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- What?
- No, Nick.
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This is my husband!
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- Oh
- Hey, sorry.
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I'm Michael.
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I'm sorry, I thought you were the killer.
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Killer?
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Driller. He said driller. Didn't you?
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- Driller.
- I heard driller, yeah.
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'Cause of the... you're gonna
have to drill into the thing
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to make the thing.
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Oh, baby, you know I'm only here
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because you like to see
me up on a ladder.
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(Giggles) That's true.
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And you've got a nice
set of things there.
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He does have a nice set of things.
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Since when do you eat cheesecake?
What about your abs?
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We had a talk and I told them that
daddy might not be here much longer.
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Charles, please, tell him it'll be fine.
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- It'll be fine.
- Really?
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I don't know. I mean...
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A killer might be after you, so
I guess we'll see. (Yelps)
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- Chuck!
- Uh, okay, I'm kidding.
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I'm kidding. What are the chances
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of somebody actually
seeing our commercial?
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(Gasps) Oh my God, you're
the Mystery Girls.
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And you're Nick. I love your commercial!
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Excuse me. Can I please
have the family sundae?
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I'm dying tomorrow, thanks.
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You are not dying tomorrow and
neither are your abs, okay?
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We are on the case.
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Yes!
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Okay, I emailed the
wholesaler of those mints
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and I got a list of the
buyers in Los Angeles.
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So all we have to do is find the
killer before he finds you.
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- How many places were there?
- 130.
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130?!
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You can put it right here. I'll
only be needing one spoon.
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Thank you.
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(Drill whirring)
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Hon... honey!
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- Hey, you call me?
- Uh, yeah.
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I'm trying to work here.
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Oh sorry.
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I'm having trouble
finding a reliable stud.
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You and me both.
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Oh, no, that's my last double entendre!
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(Growls) Goodbye, sweet life.
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(Phone rings)
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Mystery Girls.
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You saw our ad on TV?
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A matter of life and death?
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Well, you can count on us.
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We won't let anything
distract us from... (Gasps)
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Duane!
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What's going on here?
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Charlie's husband is
building us a bookshelf.
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Babe, come down. I want
you to meet somebody.
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Oh, hey.
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Sweet tie.
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- Thanks. Nice drill.
- Oh, thanks.
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It's a Baxter and Zaken 360.
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I've got the 210 back home.
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(Deep voice) Yeah, we get it.
You guys are straight.
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So what are you doing
here twice in one day?
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I mean, not that I'm complaining.
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- It's about the killer.
- What killer?
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Oh, that's just shoptalk.
You wouldn't understand.
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No, I understand the word "killer."
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His name is Zanucci.
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He's been on a rampage all around
town taking out witnesses.
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If he finds out Nick works here,
you can all be in a lot of danger.
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Honey, could I have a word?
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- Uh, no.
- Now please.
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Okay, listen, I don't know, this job
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seems like it's getting
awfully dangerous.
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No, it's not.
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We just hide in bushes
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and dress up in costume. It's adorable.
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Yeah! I mean, really, look.
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This is from one of our cases.
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It's adorable. Look at that!
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You know what isn't adorable?
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Murder.
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Charlie...
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You have a family.
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I know, I know.
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But I promise you, you have
nothing to worry about.
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(Phone rings)
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Freeman here.
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Aviation boulevard? Dead witness?
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Mints on the eyes?
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Sounds like our man.
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See, it squeaks too.
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- Nice level.
- Thanks.
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It's a Spates Litenberg.
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Best 500 bucks I ever spent.
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Check it out.
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Nick is referencing our mint list
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to see if there's any places on aviation.
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Great.
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What's up with you?
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Ugh, I don't... what Michael
said before has got me thinking.
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I'm a mom. Maybe this whole mystery
girls thing is too dangerous.
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Maybe I shouldn't be doing this.
Maybe after this case...
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- Don't say it.
- That I should...
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- Don't say it.
- Quit.
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You said it. (Gasps)
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I found one!
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To be continued.
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This isn't over.
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Yeah, I know what "to
be continued" means.
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We did it at the end of every season.
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- Look look look.
- Whadda ya got,
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restaurant, convenience store?
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- Massage parlor.
- Ha, yes!
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Okay, text me the address
and we'll check it out.
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If Michael asks where I am...
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Just tell him I went to get
flowers for him to give to Duane.
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Don't leave me alone.
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Oh, Nick! Hon, you're safe.
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You've got a cop, a construction worker.
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All you're missing is
an Indian and a cowboy
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and you've got the village people.
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Okay, don't touch anything.
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If we had a black light, this place would
be glowing like the surface of the sun.
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Check it out. Mints!
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Mm! Tasting orange.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm tasting peppermint.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And it's pickled.
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(Russian accent) It costs
extra to spit on me.
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What? No, we're not here for a massage.
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Do you know of a man named Zanucci?
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We don't use names here. We are...
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How do you say? Discreet?
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Discreet. Yep, that's how you say it.
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Uh, mean-looking guy? Looks
like he could kill somebody?
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That's everybody that comes here.
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Big fan of your mints?
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I might know of such a person.
If you have a...
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How do you say? A bribe?
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That's how you say it.
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And your English? It's much
better than you think.
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It's your lucky day. Angry mint man...
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Room two.
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Wait. Wait wait wait. He's here now?
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Should we call the cops?
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No, let's go check it out first.
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Don't worry, we know Tae-Kwon-Do.
256
00:10:56,211 --> 00:10:58,319
- No, we don't.
- Yeah, we do.
257
00:10:58,354 --> 00:11:01,969
They taught us for that
episode... "Geishas gone wild."
258
00:11:02,003 --> 00:11:04,178
That wasn't us. We had
stunt doubles for that.
259
00:11:04,214 --> 00:11:04,942
I didn't.
260
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,150
Who do you think jumped
out of that burning plane?
261
00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:09,067
That was me!
262
00:11:16,132 --> 00:11:17,303
Oh.
263
00:11:26,276 --> 00:11:28,116
(Whispers) Man, these
girls are easy to bribe.
264
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,158
Hey, Olga, get to work on my feet.
265
00:11:30,493 --> 00:11:32,634
- Oh! You do it.
- No, I'm not doing it.
266
00:11:32,668 --> 00:11:34,207
- You do it, I'm not doing it.
- Huh-uh.
267
00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:36,116
(Unison) You do it! You do it.
268
00:11:37,357 --> 00:11:38,494
(Russian accent) How that?
269
00:11:38,529 --> 00:11:40,470
Come on, harder. Put some effort into it.
270
00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:43,114
Uh, da.
271
00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:46,261
I give you sister Helga.
272
00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:50,345
She's strong, like sumo
wrestler, but Russian.
273
00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:58,313
Hey, Olga, jump on my back.
274
00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:01,159
(Russian accent) Yeah,
Olga, get on his back.
275
00:12:01,192 --> 00:12:02,463
Da.
276
00:12:06,582 --> 00:12:07,619
(Moans)
277
00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:10,531
How that, American pig?
278
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:13,445
Not bad. Give me some oil, will you?
279
00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:15,653
Helga, oil!
280
00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:17,427
Da, oil.
281
00:12:21,412 --> 00:12:24,257
(Yelps) Helga, too much oil!
282
00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:31,621
I'm okay.
283
00:12:32,828 --> 00:12:35,438
Olga, come help with hot stone.
284
00:12:35,473 --> 00:12:36,710
What?
285
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,227
(Mimicking Terminator) I'll be back.
286
00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:44,578
It's definitely him.
287
00:12:44,612 --> 00:12:46,687
(Gasps) See? Look how good we are!
288
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,696
We found him! And you want to quit this?
289
00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:50,704
Okay, can we talk about this later,
290
00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:52,680
when we're not five
feet from a psychopath?
291
00:12:55,761 --> 00:12:59,444
Duane, the Mystery Girls
have just found your killer.
292
00:12:59,477 --> 00:13:01,552
- But don't tell Michael.
- We're at a massage parlor
293
00:13:01,587 --> 00:13:03,427
on aviation. Send backup.
294
00:13:03,662 --> 00:13:05,335
We'll make sure he doesn't get away. Bye.
295
00:13:08,449 --> 00:13:09,520
(Unison) Uh-oh.
296
00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:12,266
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
297
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,174
He didn't even leave a tip.
298
00:13:14,408 --> 00:13:16,450
No, we've gotta go check on Nick.
299
00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:19,161
Although you're right, it is
very rude not to leave a tip.
300
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,271
Ooh.
301
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,401
Oh, Nick, thank God you're okay.
302
00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:30,310
- The killer got away.
- No, he didn't.
303
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:32,252
The cops caught him based
on your description:
304
00:13:32,287 --> 00:13:35,199
Guy in boxer shorts running
down the street covered in oil.
305
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:39,450
See? Helga and Olga make a pretty
good team, don't you think?
306
00:13:39,684 --> 00:13:41,626
Tell Olga to slow her roll.
307
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,333
'Cause I still need a
little time to think.
308
00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:46,213
Wait, I'm Helga. You're Olga.
309
00:13:46,247 --> 00:13:48,722
No, I'm Helga. You're Olga. I told you.
310
00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:50,396
- I'm Helga?
- Helga.
311
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,673
- I'm Olga.
- What's happening?!
312
00:13:53,812 --> 00:13:55,518
It doesn't matter. Where's Michael?
313
00:13:55,553 --> 00:13:58,297
Ugh. He and Duane went to that
new place for lemon bars.
314
00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:00,507
It's a bromance. I'm not jealous at all.
315
00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:03,387
- Nick, you want to come?
- God no.
316
00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:05,429
I'm gonna be on the treadmill
forever working off all that food
317
00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:07,304
- I ate on my "Farewell Life" tour.
- Okay.
318
00:14:07,339 --> 00:14:09,280
Well, you're welcome, by the way.
319
00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:13,596
(Gasps) So long, Swedish fish.
320
00:14:13,631 --> 00:14:15,539
I think I will miss you most of all.
321
00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:17,614
No.
322
00:14:21,566 --> 00:14:24,043
- Hey, how you doing?
- Hi, welcome to Mystery Girls.
323
00:14:24,078 --> 00:14:25,951
Yeah, I saw your ad on the TV.
324
00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:27,859
- You're a hard man to get alone.
- Not really,
325
00:14:27,895 --> 00:14:30,171
all it usually takes is champagne,
a "Real Housewives" marathon...
326
00:14:30,205 --> 00:14:31,978
Oh, God, you're the killer.
327
00:14:38,683 --> 00:14:40,456
So what do you think about Holly?
328
00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,331
I like her.
329
00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:44,341
Yeah, but do you like her, like her?
330
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,119
What is this, high school?
331
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,258
You think she likes me?
332
00:14:49,297 --> 00:14:50,970
Knock-knock.
333
00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:52,343
- Hi.
- Hey! Did you hear?
334
00:14:52,377 --> 00:14:55,021
That nut who was trying to kill
your assistant finally got caught.
335
00:14:55,055 --> 00:14:57,163
Well, I'm not surprised...
336
00:14:57,199 --> 00:14:59,676
What with our hardworking police force.
337
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:02,856
- How's that lemon bar?
- Too much powdered sugar.
338
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:05,097
Oh, I see what you're doing.
339
00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:08,077
Hey, Duane was talking about
us all grabbing a drink.
340
00:15:08,112 --> 00:15:10,053
- Want to do that?
- Oh, it's been a long day.
341
00:15:10,087 --> 00:15:11,225
We're in!
342
00:15:11,259 --> 00:15:13,669
Great! Let me just run
back to your office.
343
00:15:13,703 --> 00:15:16,715
- I think I left my phone there.
- I'll come with.
344
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,026
It'd be pretty sweet if
you grew your hair out.
345
00:15:19,361 --> 00:15:21,167
You think?
346
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:23,042
Get a room!
347
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,792
Duane: So something like how
Tom Brady wore his hair?
348
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,169
Exactly, man. Get your phone,
I'm gonna grab my stuff.
349
00:15:30,844 --> 00:15:32,015
Nick!
350
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:37,540
Zanucci.
351
00:15:37,574 --> 00:15:39,649
It's pronounced Zanucci.
352
00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:42,995
- Isn't that what I said?
- You said Zanucci.
353
00:15:43,231 --> 00:15:45,004
I'm not hearing any difference.
354
00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:46,309
Shut up!
355
00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:50,125
- Gimmie this.
- You're making a big mistake.
356
00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:53,004
And I'm gonna make a
big hole in your back.
357
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,143
You know who else had great hair?
358
00:15:54,177 --> 00:15:56,956
Brad Pitt in "Legends of the Fa... " Oh.
359
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:01,174
I'm definitely gonna
need some more mints.
360
00:16:02,849 --> 00:16:05,962
I'm just saying, you can't
have Helga without Olga.
361
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,938
It's like having Bella without Edward,
362
00:16:07,971 --> 00:16:10,013
- Katniss without Peeta...
- Okay, I get it.
363
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:12,892
You like young adult novels.
364
00:16:12,925 --> 00:16:14,833
Hermione without Ron.
365
00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:16,875
Can you stop now?
366
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,851
You will understand how hard this is
367
00:16:18,885 --> 00:16:21,027
once you and Duane have a family.
368
00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,969
Don't change the subject.
369
00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:25,982
- Wait do you think he's interested?
- Of course he is.
370
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:28,962
He doesn't wear pink ties
to impress the criminals.
371
00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:31,238
I don't even know if he has a girlfriend.
372
00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:33,480
(Phone vibrates)
373
00:16:35,423 --> 00:16:38,000
- Duane's phone.
- Answer it, see if it's a girl.
374
00:16:38,035 --> 00:16:40,009
No! Good idea.
375
00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:43,858
(Deep voice) Freeman here.
376
00:16:43,894 --> 00:16:45,868
You a gal I'm dating?
377
00:16:45,903 --> 00:16:46,839
(Gasps)
378
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,111
(Normally) Roger that.
379
00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:49,885
(Deep voice) Roger that.
380
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:52,866
- This is terrible.
- What, was it a girl?
381
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,908
No, worse. It was the precinct.
382
00:16:54,943 --> 00:16:57,553
Zanucci escaped. He was
covered in so much oil
383
00:16:57,588 --> 00:17:00,433
he slipped right through the
bars of the holding cell.
384
00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:03,076
- Let's go, Olga!
- No no, I'm Olga.
385
00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:04,851
No, you're Hel... I'm Helga...
386
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:06,089
I'm so tired of this bit.
387
00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:08,868
You don't want to do this.
388
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,911
I'm a cop, they are gonna fry you.
389
00:17:11,246 --> 00:17:14,124
Yeah, it should be a lot easier
with all this oil on my body.
390
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,104
You guys aren't gonna believe this.
The killer... got loose.
391
00:17:17,138 --> 00:17:19,079
Uh, I think they're gonna believe it.
392
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:23,096
- We meet again.
- Let them go.
393
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,170
What is that? A threat?
394
00:17:26,242 --> 00:17:28,116
Nope, it's an offer.
395
00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:30,193
Your choices are leaving on your own,
396
00:17:30,227 --> 00:17:32,202
or being taken out on a stretcher.
397
00:17:32,236 --> 00:17:33,239
Yeah, what she said.
398
00:17:41,108 --> 00:17:43,149
Wait, Holly, I didn't
know you could do that!
399
00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:44,991
I told you I could. (Coughs)
400
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,574
I think you broke my nose.
401
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,611
Let's be sure.
402
00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:54,197
No big deal, we just saved your lives.
403
00:17:54,231 --> 00:17:56,173
You're welcome.
404
00:17:56,507 --> 00:17:59,452
- That was amazing!
- Tell me something I don't know.
405
00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:03,068
Wait, and you want her
to give this all up?
406
00:18:03,102 --> 00:18:07,286
I mean, that was before I found
out what a badass my wife was.
407
00:18:07,322 --> 00:18:09,296
You don't think it's too dangerous?
408
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:11,204
Yeah, for the bad guys.
409
00:18:17,499 --> 00:18:19,372
That... that was amazing. Thanks.
410
00:18:21,014 --> 00:18:24,127
Sure. Just call me your
knight in shining stilettos.
411
00:18:24,161 --> 00:18:25,901
(Muffled scream)
412
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,091
I am not exaggerating,
that is like the longest
413
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,769
I've gone without talking
since I was 18 months old.
414
00:18:33,804 --> 00:18:35,008
I mean I pretty much came
out of the womb talking.
415
00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:37,151
My mom always used to say
to me... (Speaks Spanish)
416
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:39,863
And I was like, "dah dah dah." And
she goes to me like, "stop talking,"
417
00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:41,034
but, I mean, I was the youngest of eight,
418
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,877
so I was always really lonely.
I would talk to anybody...
419
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:50,715
Morning.
420
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,787
- Morning.
- Hi!
421
00:18:51,821 --> 00:18:53,963
- You look nice.
- Thank you.
422
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,943
- Not you.
- Oh.
423
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,692
- Duane's taking me out.
- Ooh, on a date?!
424
00:19:00,927 --> 00:19:02,231
Mmm, not really.
425
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,208
We're going to Anton
Zanucci's arraignment.
426
00:19:05,949 --> 00:19:07,053
I know this is gonna sound crazy,
427
00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:09,028
but can you tell Zanucci I said thanks?
428
00:19:09,063 --> 00:19:10,903
"Thanks?" For what?
429
00:19:10,937 --> 00:19:12,912
I mean, if it wasn't for Zanucci,
430
00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,586
I would have never met you two.
431
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,633
Aww, group hug.
432
00:19:18,639 --> 00:19:20,647
(Deep voice) I said group hug.
433
00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:28,481
- Knock-knock.
- Hi.
434
00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:32,433
Ah, I see you've gone
back to your old ties.
435
00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:34,675
Yeah, that was kind of a wild phase.
436
00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:38,560
Well, I like you no matter
what tie you're wearing.
437
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:40,635
Really? Because I have a piano-key tie
438
00:19:40,669 --> 00:19:42,644
I was thinking of breaking out.
439
00:19:42,678 --> 00:19:45,222
Maybe not that one. Let's go.
440
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:52,186
You know, if you wanna
loosen up your style...
441
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:54,395
- Yeah?
- Maybe no tie.
442
00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:12,509
So... that happened.
443
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,652
That did. (Chuckles)
444
00:20:14,686 --> 00:20:16,493
I forgot something.
445
00:20:16,529 --> 00:20:18,335
- Be right back.
- Okay.
446
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,462
- Duane just kissed me!
- What?
447
00:20:25,769 --> 00:20:27,777
What a week! I found love,
448
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,451
Nick's alive...
449
00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:33,569
And, guys...
450
00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:35,377
I've been thinking,
451
00:20:35,411 --> 00:20:37,486
there's no way I could quit this place.
452
00:20:37,521 --> 00:20:38,524
What about your family?
453
00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:40,868
You're my family too. (Laughs)
454
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,450
(Unison) Mystery solved!
455
00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:45,623
(Claps, giggles)
456
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,899
(All yelp)
457
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:51,817
Oh.
458
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
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