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Do you have any paper clips?
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What kind of stupid question is that?
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Jeez, someone's grumpy.
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I'm just starving. Where
is Nick with our burrito?
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We sent him out an hour ago.
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Holly: Yes.
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Work it.
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Work it.
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Stop working it and give me my burrito.
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I can't.
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I have to practice my runway walk.
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I'll be needing it because
I was just discovered
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by Emilio San Juan.
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Emilio say what?
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He's one of the biggest
fashion designers in the world.
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He only uses wool from the
sexiest sheep in Ireland.
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I know.
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Anyways, I was at the taco stand
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when the sprinklers went off,
spraying a light mist on me.
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That's when a man approached
and said I looked like
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a glistening angel from Glamour Heaven.
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Are you sure he didn't
want to touch your burrito?
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No! That man was Emilio San Juan.
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And he asked if I'd walk in
his L.A. Week fashion show,
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which is tonight, and he
wants you guys to come.
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(Gasps)
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Oh my God.
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Hey!
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There's no time for lunch.
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We have a fashion show to attend.
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(Theme music playing)
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(Shrieks)
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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(Groans) Are you done yet?
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I'm not your personal Barbie doll.
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Ugh, when's the last
time you washed your hair?
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There's absolutely no bounce.
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Nick, have you ever seen
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anything so limp?
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Unfortunately.
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Will you stop?
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I washed it this morning.
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Why are you acting so crazy?
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'Cause, we can't go to a fashion show
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looking like railroad hobos.
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The fashion world is very fickle.
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Who knows, maybe this look is in this year.
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Jeez, what's with you nowadays?
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What's with me? Um, I'm a mother.
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Should I spend $2,000 on a dress
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to wear to parent-teacher night?
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Would be better than that top.
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(Gasps)
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Nick, don't be rude.
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Although to be fair, it does look like
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you fell into a vat of
Cheetos and charcoal.
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Oh my God. Ladies, we're gonna be late.
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- Let's go.
- (Gasps) Okay.
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Absolutely not.
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What now?
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Under no circumstances
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are you bringing that thing
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into Emilio San Juan's showroom.
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You know what?
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I'm not embarrassed by it
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and it holds everything I need.
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Well, this holds everything I need...
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lipstick, a credit card and a spare thong.
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Oh wait, can you drive? My
keys don't fit in this thing.
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Ay, dios mio.
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I'm home.
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Are you Nick? Our last-minute model?
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(Chuckles) Yes, how did you know?
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Your celestial features and 26-inch waist
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were a dead giveaway. I'm Seth,
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Emilio San Juan's assistant.
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- I need to get you to your fitting.
- Lead the way.
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Oh, Emilio said you had
two guests, are they here?
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Yes, they're on their way.
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Get... Let go you crazy woman.
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You are not bringing that ugly bag in here.
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It's not ugly, it's functional.
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Well, if that function is to embarrass me,
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well done!
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Are those the Mystery Girls?
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- Yes.
- What, did they lose their minds
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after the show ended or something?
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(Laughing)
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(Laughs)
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- Come on, I'll take you to your fitting.
- Stop it!
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Excuse me, do you know where
we can find Mr. San Juan?
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Excuse me.
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(Sighs) That bitch just iced me.
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I love it here.
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I'm sure you do.
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Everybody here is so superficial.
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- No offense.
- None taken.
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Mystery Girls, welcome.
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I'm Emilio San Juan and
I always carry a rabbit.
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That's so cute.
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My daughter has a rabbit just like that.
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Oh really? Does your daughter's rabbit
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sleep on silk sheets and
bathe in mineral water?
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No, 'cause it's a rabbit.
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My rabbit does.
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You don't even have a
rabbit. Stop sucking up.
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Shh!
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Emilio, it's time for the big reveal.
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Girls, have you met my assistant Seth?
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He's been my assistant for 15 years.
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Wow, 15 years, huh?
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That's a long time to be an assistant.
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Well, it works because
we have a relationship
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based on mututal respect.
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Seth, take Mr. Fluffers to the back
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and express his anal glands.
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My pleasure.
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(Mouths)
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Now it's time for me to
reveal the centerpiece
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of my spring collection... my new handbag.
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I hope you're ready because this bag
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is gonna blow your mind.
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Well, I know I'm ready
to blow my brains out.
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Charles, be nice. I've
been on the waiting list
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for years to buy this bag.
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It's my dream to own one.
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Don't you have dreams?
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Yes, I do. I dream that Demi grows up
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in a world free from war and suffering.
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Oh, I meant fashion dreams.
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But that's nice too.
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Everyone, gather round
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or you'll be fired. All eyes on me.
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Carolita, you will stop sewing
or I will make you stop sewing.
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See, that's how we should treat Nick.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my spring 2015 handbag!
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(All gasping)
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It's glorious.
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May I touch it?
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Just the tip.
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That's enough.
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It's like heaven.
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There should be angels surrounding us.
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(Vocalizing)
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Look at me, I'm Charlie's angel.
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Yeah, let's keep it a secret.
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All right, back to the storeroom for you.
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(Giggles)
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We will never experience
anything that exciting
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in our lives again.
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Ah! Cupcakes, I'm so hungry.
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Hey, what's this all about?
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- What... cupcakes?
- Yeah.
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Oh! What?
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What is with people and my food today?
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You know I banned sugar from the showroom.
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I should be the only
brown sugar up in here.
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I will have them removed from the building.
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Emilio, your bag was incredible.
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I've never seen anything that
breathtaking in my life before.
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Have you?
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Yeah, the birth of my daughter.
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Well, unless your daughter's
made out of the finest
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ostrich skin Morocco has to offer,
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I doubt it.
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How many ostriches went
into the making of that bag?
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(Laughs) It's not important... 16.
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The cupcakes are gone,
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but there are some very
unhappy campers here.
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Hmm, maybe I should bring my bag out again.
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You know, just to cheer everybody up.
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Okay, he needs to design
a straitjacket for himself.
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Charles, when he brings the bag back
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just say that it's life changing.
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No, I cannot.
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Actually, I never want to
have to see that bag again.
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(Gasps) My bag...
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- it's gone!
- (All gasp)
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Wasn't me.
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(Wailing) Oh, my bag is gone!
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Seth...
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Get my cyanide pill.
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Wait, you only made one bag?
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I would have made two,
but I ran out of ostriches.
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Uh, weren't you planning on
selling more than one bag?
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Well, of course. But I only made one bag
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for the show so that
the design isn't leaked.
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I mean there are no
photographs or design specs.
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That system's working
out pretty well for you.
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We've checked every room
but didn't find anything.
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(Sighs) Keep looking, my glistening angel.
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Mystery Girls,
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I need you to do something for me.
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The answer is yes.
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We'd be honored to walk
in your show tonight.
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(Scoffs)
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Girl, please.
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I need you to find my bag.
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Aren't you detectives or something?
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Oh, yeah, that makes much more sense.
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We'll do it.
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But only if we get new handbags as payment.
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Uh, actually, we'll do it for the money
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- not some silly bag.
- (Gasps, clicks tongue)
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"Silly Bag"?
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Wait, hold up now.
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What's with her?
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Did you see her tote bag?
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That should tell you everything.
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Yeah, I saw it earlier.
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Made me question my life.
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Ooh...
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Look, my show is in a couple of hours
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and it cannot go on without this bag.
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We won't let you down.
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We solved a case just like this
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in one of our episodes,
"Fashion Your Seatbelts."
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- Hmm...
- Charlie: Yes.
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Yes, it was about a cab
driver turned designer
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turned killer.
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Everyone, the Mystery
Girls are on the case.
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So whomever is behind
this will be found out.
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Thanks to their
"Detecti-Visionary" skills.
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Not a word.
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Not bad for a white girl.
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Okay, so this is where
Emilio kept the pocketbook?
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Where Emilio kept the handbag, yes.
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Over there in that
climate-controlled booth.
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Emilio: Seth, it's story
time for Mr. Fluffles.
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Coming, Emilio.
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We're in the middle of "50 Shades of Grey."
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This place is crazy town.
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I mean, a climate-controlled booth
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just to house some bag?
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"Some... Bag"?
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What you've failed to
realize is that Emilio's bag
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will influence the design
of whatever cheap bag
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you buy months from now.
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- You are so insightful.
- Really?
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No, you're quoting
"Devil Wears Prada" again.
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Meryl Streep is my spirit animal.
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I just don't get it. Who
would want to ruin Emilio?
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Uh, how about everybody?
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Did you see the way he
treated that seamstress?
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Yes, Carolita.
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She gave him the evil eye
after he yelled at her.
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We should go check her out.
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Okay.
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Wait.
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Can you fit this in your ugly bag?
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Let's try to solve one crime
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without committing another one, okay?
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Fine.
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So how are things going?
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Great, we have a suspect.
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Feast your eyes on Carolita,
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"The Bag Snatcher."
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Carolita?
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She would never.
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Or would she?
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After years of abuse,
she finally got fed up.
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Look at her over there,
with her shifty, evil eyes.
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00:11:26,809 --> 00:11:28,943
It's obvious she hates you.
264
00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:31,512
She's my mother.
265
00:11:33,415 --> 00:11:34,615
And no longer a suspect.
266
00:11:36,418 --> 00:11:38,186
Now you keep sewing, Mama.
267
00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:39,420
Just 'cause you hear me talking about you
268
00:11:39,455 --> 00:11:41,289
don't mean you gonna get a break.
269
00:11:43,025 --> 00:11:45,159
Okay, we will regroup
270
00:11:45,194 --> 00:11:46,894
and find a new suspect.
271
00:11:46,929 --> 00:11:48,963
Any other relatives we should know about?
272
00:11:48,997 --> 00:11:52,700
No, just know that my show
is in a couple of hours.
273
00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:54,068
So get to solving.
274
00:11:54,102 --> 00:11:55,870
Well, wait a second.
275
00:11:55,938 --> 00:11:57,038
I meant to ask,
276
00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:59,574
can we still have a bag
if we don't solve the case?
277
00:11:59,608 --> 00:12:01,776
Girl, if you want that bag
278
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,778
you better work.
279
00:12:10,619 --> 00:12:12,620
I feel like Scrooge McDuck,
280
00:12:12,654 --> 00:12:14,388
swimming in gold coins.
281
00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,157
This stuff is gorgeous.
282
00:12:17,192 --> 00:12:18,459
Maybe someone threw it out
283
00:12:18,494 --> 00:12:20,361
because they thought it was so ugly.
284
00:12:22,364 --> 00:12:23,331
Cupcakes?
285
00:12:23,365 --> 00:12:25,266
I thought they were all sent back.
286
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,901
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
287
00:12:26,935 --> 00:12:28,903
Five second rule? Totes.
288
00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:34,942
No, the cupcakes are tied to
the disappearance of the bag.
289
00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:38,546
Cupcakes?
290
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:39,747
How did those get back in here?
291
00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:42,283
I'll tell you how, whoever took the bag
292
00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:43,484
sent the cupcakes.
293
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:44,652
Yes, as a distraction.
294
00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:47,188
Mm-hmm, and then they
probably came in here,
295
00:12:47,222 --> 00:12:49,056
put the handbag in the empty cupcake box
296
00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:50,258
and smuggled it out.
297
00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:53,294
Ah, you guys are amazing bitches.
298
00:12:53,328 --> 00:12:55,129
Damn right we are.
299
00:12:55,163 --> 00:12:57,231
Wait, what's that on
the floor of the booth?
300
00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:58,966
Is that an earring?
301
00:12:59,001 --> 00:13:00,101
What? Where?
302
00:13:01,136 --> 00:13:02,103
Where? I don't...
303
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:03,671
- Do you see it?
- A clue?
304
00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:04,805
- I don't see it.
- Where?
305
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,007
- I can't see.
- Not there.
306
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,942
- Move your big skirt.
- Where? I think we passed...
307
00:13:07,976 --> 00:13:08,910
What?
308
00:13:08,944 --> 00:13:10,611
Mystery solved.
309
00:13:10,646 --> 00:13:12,547
You stole the bag.
310
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:14,382
And our catchphrase.
311
00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:19,262
Well done, Mystery Girls.
312
00:13:19,296 --> 00:13:20,463
You figured it out.
313
00:13:20,497 --> 00:13:22,298
Thanks, now can you let us out?
314
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:23,499
Oh, I can.
315
00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:24,500
But I won't.
316
00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:29,105
I've toiled under Emilio for long enough.
317
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:32,075
I've suffered every
indignity you can imagine.
318
00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:34,110
For years I've dangled
that rabbit over the toilet
319
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:36,112
so it could do its filthy mess.
320
00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:39,983
But taking the bag,
doesn't that hurt you too?
321
00:13:40,017 --> 00:13:42,518
Not if it ends up in the
hands of a rival designer
322
00:13:42,553 --> 00:13:46,356
and he offers to make
me his creative director.
323
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,523
How'd you do it?
324
00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:49,525
And can you turn around?
325
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,527
It's kind of hard to hear in here.
326
00:13:51,562 --> 00:13:54,464
I knew Emilio would send the cupcakes away
327
00:13:54,498 --> 00:13:57,233
and that would be the perfect
way to smuggle the bag out.
328
00:13:57,267 --> 00:14:00,937
Um, you know you're not on an episode
329
00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:02,005
of the old "Mystery Girls"
330
00:14:02,039 --> 00:14:03,239
so you don't have to talk like a bad guy?
331
00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:04,874
I'm just proud of myself.
332
00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:06,242
I'm allowed to pop my
collar and brag a little!
333
00:14:07,878 --> 00:14:09,646
Now if you'll excuse me,
334
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,748
I'm late for a fashion show.
335
00:14:11,782 --> 00:14:13,016
And it's not Emilio's.
336
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:14,717
(Laughs)
337
00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:19,422
Oh my God.
338
00:14:19,456 --> 00:14:21,724
I don't want to die in a plexiglas tomb.
339
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:23,693
How much air do you think we have left?
340
00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:26,262
Uh, considering there's a huge tube
341
00:14:26,296 --> 00:14:29,132
pumping pure oxygen in, a lot.
342
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,199
I'll call Nick.
343
00:14:32,469 --> 00:14:34,437
It rang once and went
straight to voicemail.
344
00:14:34,471 --> 00:14:36,406
Did he hit "Ignore" on me?
345
00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:40,743
Nick, hon, hi.
346
00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:43,112
Can you come into the
storage room and save us!
347
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:46,749
Oh, wait wait, did you hit
"Ignore" on Charlie's call?
348
00:14:46,784 --> 00:14:48,017
(Laughs) Yeah... Totally did.
349
00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:52,622
And then he slow clapped
and locked us in the booth
350
00:14:52,656 --> 00:14:53,690
and talked about rabbit poop.
351
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:54,757
Right.
352
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,526
And then Nick ignored my call.
353
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,327
Sorry, I was showing Seth my abs.
354
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,532
Seth said he stole it for a rival designer.
355
00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:03,633
Do you have any idea who that could be?
356
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,401
I don't know, it could be anyone.
357
00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:09,338
I mean, I am a genius so
I have a lot of enemies.
358
00:15:09,373 --> 00:15:11,340
Well, it sounded like
it was a male designer
359
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:12,341
and that his show was tonight.
360
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:14,277
Austin Cho.
361
00:15:14,311 --> 00:15:17,814
I saw his bag last year and
it was wrinkled and saggy,
362
00:15:17,848 --> 00:15:20,750
and swinging all over the place.
363
00:15:20,784 --> 00:15:23,786
Wait, we're still talking
about handbags here, right?
364
00:15:23,821 --> 00:15:26,556
Girl, get your mind out of the gutter.
365
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,858
Actually, both. (Giggles)
366
00:15:28,892 --> 00:15:31,394
Cho's show starts in 30 minutes.
367
00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:33,396
And your show is in an hour.
368
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:34,497
It's gonna be close but
I think we can do it.
369
00:15:34,531 --> 00:15:36,332
Yeah, we'll sneak backstage
and look for the bag.
370
00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:38,501
Wait a minute, if you're
right and it is Cho,
371
00:15:38,535 --> 00:15:40,470
Seth would have alerted security.
372
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,405
So they'll be on the lookout for us.
373
00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:44,373
So we need disguises.
374
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,175
There's no time for disguises.
375
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:48,111
I'll distract Seth while
you guys go look for the bag.
376
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:50,847
- I said we need disguises!
- Oh my.
377
00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:53,082
You know what,
378
00:15:53,117 --> 00:15:54,784
I think you need disguises.
379
00:15:54,818 --> 00:15:57,954
Yes, I know exactly what you need.
380
00:15:57,988 --> 00:15:59,789
Something low-key and understated.
381
00:15:59,823 --> 00:16:01,858
- Yes, with feathers.
- Yeah no.
382
00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:03,626
- Yes!
- Genius!
383
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,364
(Techno music playing)
384
00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:16,506
I do not feel understated.
385
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,307
I love it.
386
00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:20,476
Me too. The Mystery
Girls go double platinum.
387
00:16:22,079 --> 00:16:23,079
I have to admit,
388
00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:25,047
I do feel kind of amazing in this.
389
00:16:25,082 --> 00:16:26,916
(Gasps) I told you.
390
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,151
Except that tote bag is bringing down
391
00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:30,820
the hotness of your outfit by like 1,000%.
392
00:16:30,854 --> 00:16:32,722
We have to have something
big enough to sneak
393
00:16:32,756 --> 00:16:33,890
Emilio's bag back in.
394
00:16:33,924 --> 00:16:35,658
Holly: Okay.
395
00:16:35,692 --> 00:16:37,794
(Gasps) There's Seth.
396
00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:40,897
Nick, you go distract him
so we can get the bag, okay?
397
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:42,698
(Gasps) What are you doing here?
398
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:44,467
You already showed me your abs earlier.
399
00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:45,434
No.
400
00:16:45,469 --> 00:16:46,669
I wanna thank you.
401
00:16:46,703 --> 00:16:48,437
Thank me for what?
402
00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:50,606
Holly and Charlie suffocated in that box.
403
00:16:50,641 --> 00:16:52,575
(Laughs maniacally)
404
00:16:52,609 --> 00:16:55,278
I'm here to take my place by your side.
405
00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:57,480
Let's rule the fashion galaxy together.
406
00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:59,949
Did someone say my name?
407
00:16:59,983 --> 00:17:01,884
Only if your name is Galaxy?
408
00:17:01,919 --> 00:17:03,152
It is.
409
00:17:03,187 --> 00:17:05,788
But the second "X" is silent.
410
00:17:05,823 --> 00:17:06,956
Oh.
411
00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:08,758
It's time for the big reveal.
412
00:17:11,695 --> 00:17:13,729
Make me proud you hot gold robot.
413
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,768
- Holly: Give us that bag.
- Try and take it from me.
414
00:17:21,705 --> 00:17:23,439
Models are so weak.
415
00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:30,580
Nick! You beautiful snake!
416
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,215
Call me.
417
00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:39,222
- Ah, we found the bag.
- Disgusting!
418
00:17:39,256 --> 00:17:42,825
- No, your bag.
- (Gasps) Beautiful!
419
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:45,228
Go, Jezebel, walk. Walk like the wind.
420
00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:49,799
I will never be able to repay
you for what you've done!
421
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:52,835
Or will I? I don't know.
422
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:55,504
I think the show could
use a little star power.
423
00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:58,341
- Star power?
- What does that mean?
424
00:18:00,744 --> 00:18:03,312
You are not walking a runway
with that bag. Lose it!
425
00:18:03,347 --> 00:18:06,249
Lady, the runway awaits. Go go go go.
426
00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:08,451
(Techno music playing)
427
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,698
Mystery solved.
428
00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:31,888
Ooh, Hols, "Vogue"'s
review of the show is up.
429
00:18:31,922 --> 00:18:34,624
- Does it mention us?
- Let's see.
430
00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:37,460
Emilio's collection
was stunning and it's...
431
00:18:37,494 --> 00:18:38,794
Blah blah blah. That's not us.
432
00:18:38,829 --> 00:18:42,398
Okay... "The highlight
was the surprise appearance
433
00:18:42,432 --> 00:18:45,534
- of the Mystery Girls."
- (Gasps) That's us.
434
00:18:45,569 --> 00:18:49,772
"Ms. Contour's chic dress
juxtaposed with her ratty tote..."
435
00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:53,609
- Oh.
- "...Said 'I'm a mom, but it is so on.'"
436
00:18:53,644 --> 00:18:54,710
(Laughs)
437
00:18:54,745 --> 00:18:56,712
And there's a picture of us, look.
438
00:18:56,747 --> 00:18:58,414
Let's see. (Gasps)
439
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,783
Stupid Nick's wings are blocking my face!
440
00:19:00,817 --> 00:19:02,618
When I see him, I'm gonna kill him!
441
00:19:02,653 --> 00:19:04,887
- Gifts from Emilio.
- (Gasps)
442
00:19:04,922 --> 00:19:07,723
Forget what I said, Nick. I love you.
443
00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:09,659
- Wait, what did you say?
- Nothing.
444
00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:10,793
(Chuckles)
445
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,795
What's in here? Thank you.
446
00:19:12,829 --> 00:19:14,430
- Me?
- Yeah.
447
00:19:14,464 --> 00:19:16,432
- (Girls gasp)
- Look at that.
448
00:19:16,466 --> 00:19:17,700
Oh my.
449
00:19:17,734 --> 00:19:20,469
Looks like someone has a new
dress for parent-teacher night.
450
00:19:20,504 --> 00:19:22,505
(Gasps) Read my card.
451
00:19:22,539 --> 00:19:23,706
- I can't focus.
- All right.
452
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,808
"This season's hottest handbag..."
453
00:19:25,842 --> 00:19:26,876
(Cheers)
454
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:28,744
"...inspired by the Mystery Girls."
455
00:19:28,779 --> 00:19:29,912
Oh my God, my dream
456
00:19:29,947 --> 00:19:31,647
is finally coming true.
457
00:19:31,682 --> 00:19:32,648
Nick, stand behind me
458
00:19:32,683 --> 00:19:33,716
in case I faint.
459
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,451
- Okay.
- Okay, everyone,
460
00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:37,486
I am finally the proud owner
461
00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:40,523
of an Emilio San Juan handbag.
462
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,693
Ha ha!
463
00:19:43,727 --> 00:19:45,895
Would you look at that. I'm a trendsetter.
464
00:19:47,564 --> 00:19:48,664
Oh.
465
00:19:48,699 --> 00:19:50,766
(Theme music playing)
466
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:55,366
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