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Morning!
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Shh!
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I'm listening in on the
accountants downstairs.
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Get this...
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Jake is sleeping with Becky,
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only Becky's sleeping with Kyle.
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But Kyle is gay.
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(Gasps) Kyle's gay?
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Should we tell Becky?
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You know Becky?
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I don't know Kyle.
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Wait, what's that thing?
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Oh, you like it? I got it
at the Spy Shop on Sunset.
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Nerd.
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For your information,
this is a parabolic microphone.
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And it was 50% off.
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Cheap nerd.
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(Phone ringing)
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Mystery girls.
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Yes, we take all kinds of cases.
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The disappearance of your mother-in-law?
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We'll make it our number one priority.
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(Gasps) They're bringing
back "Mystery Girls."
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What?!
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Did you just hang up on a client?
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Did you just hear what Nick said?
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According to "Dateline Hollywood,"
the network that made "Mystery Girls"
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is bringing the show back.
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Oh, my God.
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This is so exciting.
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(Phone ringing)
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It's your mother-in-law,
consider it a blessing.
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Enough with the hanging up on people.
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(Squeals)
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Wait, Nick, are you okay?
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I've had two wishes my entire life,
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that "Mystery Girls" would be resurrected
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and that Madonna would live to be 100.
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Now it looks like both are coming true!
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(Shouting)
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(Theme music plays)
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(Shrieks)
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Sync and corrections by awaqeded.
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Nick, find out when shooting starts.
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I want to see if I have
time to get new boobs.
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On it.
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Charlie, you want some, too?
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No, I already have two huge
ones that I'm staring at.
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Oh, we're the boobs. (Chuckles)
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You have got to get a grip, woman.
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They haven't even asked us
to be a part of this thing.
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Do you have any idea how
furious the fans would be
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if we weren't in it?
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Nick, tell her how furious they would be.
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Muy, muy furioso.
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Don't you think we would have heard
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if we were supposed to star in this?
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It says all creative details
are being closely guarded.
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See?
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Except for the casting
of the Mystery Girls.
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(Gasps) Is it us? Is it us?
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Not unless your names are
Kimmee Kitson and Tika Toi.
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What? Who are those tramps?
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Hmm...
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Well, I'm glad that's over.
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Going back to acting would
be my worst nightmare.
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My worst nightmare would be
being stuck on an elevator
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with "Duck Dynasty."
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(Phone ringing)
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Oh, maybe it's the studio
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realizing they made a huge mistake.
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Please...
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Mystery girls.
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(Gasps) It's them!
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Hello?
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No, this is Holly Hamilton's assistant.
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Let me transfer you to her agent,
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Dick.
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Dick speaking.
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How can I help you? Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh, yeah.
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Give me a minute.
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They want you be in the show.
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It's only a small part.
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Get us a good deal.
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Give it to 'em hard, Dick.
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Uh... we want a million dollars
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and we want two fully stocked,
a-list dressing rooms.
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Uh-huh.
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That's right.
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You got a deal.
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You're getting paid scale and you
have to change in the bathroom.
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We're back!
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No, we're not.
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I left Hollywood a long time ago
and I don't want to go back.
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What about me?
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I liked it there, I want to go back.
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I like it here,
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minus the guy dressed
like a South Beach hotel.
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Oh, come on, Charles.
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Please, I can't do it without you.
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And it's so important to me.
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It's "Mystery Girls."
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Girls-sss.
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I get it, it's plural.
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Girls-ssssss.
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All right, all right, all right,
all right, all right.
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I'll do it, one little cameo.
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- Now stop.
- Thank you!
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Don't tell Charlie,
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but we're gonna turn this cameo
into a much bigger role.
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And then we'll go from regular
famous back to super famous.
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Yes!
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I can hear you.
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_
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(Gun cocks, fires)
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- (Gun fires)
- Guess who.
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Someone who's never been
on a firing range.
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I was hoping
you'd give me some tips
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on how to properly hold a gun.
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They're bringing back "Mystery Girls"
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and I want to look authentic.
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Didn't you and Charlie use
guns on the original show?
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Hmm, I'm a little rusty.
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Besides, guns have changed
a lot in 10 years.
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That's not true at all.
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Oh...
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Well, just shut up and
show me how to handle it.
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I've got a little time, okay.
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This is a nine millimeter handgun.
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All my instincts are telling
me not to hand it to you.
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I promise I'll be gentle with it.
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(Gunshot)
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Now hold it tight but not too tight.
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All right...
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Keep your eyes on the target.
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I am.
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No, that target.
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Cup one hand under the other.
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Slowly put your finger on the trigger.
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Do you have a second gun in your pocket?
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Yes, I do.
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That's what I thought.
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Let's just try to focus, okay?
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All right, breathe normally.
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Fire when ready.
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You okay?
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Hope that was as good for
you as it was for me.
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Whoa! Hey!
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Okay.
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I'm surprised Charlie didn't want
to brush up on her gun skills.
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Oh, she's here somewhere.
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How you like me now, punk?
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Ugh, I cannot believe I let
you talk me into this.
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I didn't twist your arm.
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You literally twisted my arm.
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Oh, here we are, the old sound stage,
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where we filmed all the episodes.
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Well, except when the Mystery
Girls went to Hawaii.
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That was here.
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But the Grand Canyon episode.
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No, that was here.
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Oh, man, so we didn't go to Vegas?
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No, we went to Vegas. Don't you remember?
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You flashed your Hooters at Wayne Newton.
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He smiled.
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You must be Holly and Charlie.
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It's such a thrill to have you here.
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I've got some paperwork for
you and I'll be right back.
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People are excited to see us.
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Hey, you must be the janitor.
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Such a thrill to have you here.
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Well, he's a happy person.
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He's thrilled to see everyone.
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There's my Mystery Girls.
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Arthur J. Stanwyck.
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Aww, the creator of the blondest
detective series of all time.
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Of all time.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
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We're so excited to read your script.
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I know, but I didn't write this one.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm just here as
a favor to the studio.
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But you read it.
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No. I, uh...
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I've moved on from show business.
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But there's no business like show business.
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I have something better,
an endless supply of wine.
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I always knew you had a drinking problem.
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I don't have a drinking
problem, I have a winery.
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Ooh.
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My problem is I have no popcorn.
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And there it is.
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Poor, old Arthur.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, look at him.
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He's miserable.
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Eating his feelings.
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Yeah, he looks like a broken man.
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He's just hiding it well, trust me.
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Who would want to leave all of this?
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The glamour, the adoration.
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Who are you two supposed to be?
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We're the Mystery Girls.
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Think again, aunt grandma.
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We're the Mystery Girls.
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I don't think I'm gonna like this.
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This sucks.
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Why are we dressed like hobos?
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You're the one that wanted
a big, fancy cameo.
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Well, I thought I'd be dressed in latex
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with my boobs pushed up against my chin.
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Just be happy your boobs are
at a somewhat natural level,
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for once.
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And that they didn't draw a beard on you.
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But I gots no teeth.
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Why are they treating us so bad?
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I told you this was a bad idea.
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Well, don't quit again.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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You quit the show to go have a kid.
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Uh, you quit the show to go do movies.
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Yeah, after you quit first.
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You quit first.
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Well, clearly this isn't
the place to do this.
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And you quit first.
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Oh, my God how exciting is this?
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Whoa, whoa.
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What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be at the office.
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Holly got me a cameo.
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As what, a gay gumby?
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This happens to be...
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A motion capture suit
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and I'm going to be playing a merman
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who lives in the Mystery
Girls' private grotto.
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(Chuckles)
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Can I get a script?
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I think you look great covered in balls.
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Thanks.
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Covered...
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I get it. Yeah, balls, funny.
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Well, I should go see
if they need me in makeup.
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Why, to get your balls powdered?
(Chuckles)
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Oh, it's those two again.
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Wait, is that a "Mystery Girls" phone?
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Yeah, it was in one of our gift baskets.
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Gift baskets? We didn't get gift baskets.
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Sucks for you.
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Holly, Charlie, I'm Miles, the director.
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- You ready to rehearse?
- Oh.
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Okay, let me set the scene for you.
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The original Mystery Girls
are undercover on skid row.
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You are smelly, you're
gross, you're disgusting...
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Okay, that'll be enough.
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You've recovered the launch codes
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and you're about to turn them
over to the new Mystery Girls.
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Why?
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So they can stop the bad guys.
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Oh, well, why can't we stop the bad guys?
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We have the launch codes.
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Yeah, she's right.
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It really doesn't make sense your way.
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Let's just give this a try.
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And go.
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Let's ask those gross bums if they've
seen the original Mystery Girls.
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We're the original Mystery Girls.
267
00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:37,828
Now take this launch code
and go save the world.
268
00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:41,732
Thanks, original Mystery Girls.
269
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,834
- Mystery solved.
- Mystery solved.
270
00:11:43,835 --> 00:11:45,936
(Chortle)
271
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,424
I can't believe I thought we could go back
272
00:11:50,425 --> 00:11:52,493
and everything would still be the same.
273
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,312
Don't beat yourself up,
I got sucked in a little, too.
274
00:11:55,313 --> 00:11:58,332
At least we have eight amazing
seasons to cheer us up.
275
00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:01,402
Mm-hmm, we really did do important work.
276
00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:04,221
(Dramatic music playing)
277
00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:08,208
(Chuckles)
278
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,128
- Mystery solved.
- Mystery solved.
279
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,766
I really punched that guy. (Laughs)
280
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:18,736
It was payback for getting
handsy in the makeup trailer.
281
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,672
And I was born to play a nun.
282
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:24,725
Fun fact... I wasn't wearing
underwear in that scene.
283
00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,513
Oh, my God, have you guys
been here all night?
284
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,080
Oh, yeah.
285
00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:31,448
We watched two seasons
286
00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:34,134
and our Christmas special
with M.C. Hammer and Alf.
287
00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:36,236
(Sighs)
288
00:12:37,038 --> 00:12:39,173
Ooh, "Nuns of my Business."
289
00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:41,225
I love this episode.
290
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,679
Here comes my favorite continuity error.
291
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,558
What continuity error?
292
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,800
See how you're holding that gun?
293
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,434
And...
294
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:51,802
Now it's a sandwich.
295
00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:55,322
Holly!
296
00:12:55,323 --> 00:12:57,374
Sorry, it was an all-night shoot.
297
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,426
I got hungry.
298
00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:01,877
Do you feel better? Or do you
want to watch another season?
299
00:13:01,878 --> 00:13:04,248
Ooh, another season. Let's do season four,
300
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,184
where she had
the split personality.
301
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:08,168
I'm bad. I'm good.
302
00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:12,089
I'm bad. I'm good. What am I?!
303
00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:15,292
Loud and crazy?
304
00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:16,928
What are you doing here?
305
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,028
There's been a kidnapping.
306
00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:20,080
Oh, well how can we help you with that?
307
00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:21,815
You're the prime suspects.
308
00:13:21,816 --> 00:13:23,902
I take back that offer.
309
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,737
The new Mystery Girls
never showed up on set.
310
00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:27,872
Producers are getting worried.
311
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,773
About who's gonna play the lead parts?
312
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,509
Fine, we'll do it.
313
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,411
Back from the dead, like
the Halloween episode
314
00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:36,463
"Mystery Ghouls."
315
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:45,890
Uh, you don't think we had
anything to do with it, do you?
316
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,274
Of course not.
317
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:50,244
Although an entire crew heard you
threaten to cut their heads off.
318
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,814
Ooh... that.
319
00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:55,834
Her, not me.
320
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,851
Oh, I'm sure you both have alibis.
321
00:13:57,852 --> 00:13:59,770
Yeah, I was with her all night.
322
00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:02,598
And I was with her, all night.
323
00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:05,451
Well, that settles that.
324
00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,553
But just for fun, no one leaves town, 'Kay?
325
00:14:09,272 --> 00:14:11,257
I'm just gonna take this.
326
00:14:11,258 --> 00:14:12,574
As evidence.
327
00:14:15,412 --> 00:14:16,906
This does not look good for us.
328
00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:18,247
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
329
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,516
That that egg roll's
gonna give him gas, too?
330
00:14:21,351 --> 00:14:24,054
No, we have got to clear our name
331
00:14:24,055 --> 00:14:25,822
by finding those wretched girls.
332
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,806
We're the Mystery Girls,
this is what we do.
333
00:14:27,807 --> 00:14:30,659
We are detectives. If anybody
can do this, we can.
334
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,500
Because you know
where you hid the bodies?
335
00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:34,830
Nick!
336
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:37,866
I know, I know, it's "nuns" of my business.
337
00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:50,621
Tell me again, why are we
wearing these disguises?
338
00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:53,424
We're the prime suspects.
They're not gonna just let us
339
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,526
go poking around, looking for clues.
340
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,163
Oh, hey, Arthur.
341
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,430
Hi.
342
00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:02,349
I'm sorry, do I know you?
343
00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:05,052
It's us.
344
00:15:05,053 --> 00:15:06,470
Oh, that's so weird, come on.
345
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,206
Those are great disguises.
346
00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:10,941
I had no idea.
347
00:15:10,942 --> 00:15:13,277
Maybe you can help us
with something, Arthur.
348
00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:16,113
We're trying to find the new
Mystery Girls who went missing.
349
00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:18,716
Missing?
350
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:19,817
Come on,
351
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,987
they probably just ran off
together to have some fun.
352
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,722
Yeah, couple of slackers, huh?
353
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,523
Sounds familiar, huh?
354
00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:29,593
(Chuckles) You talking about us?
355
00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:32,396
Come on, you were always
running off somewhere.
356
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,165
You know that.
357
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,133
Last season of the show, half the episodes
358
00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:38,370
featured your stand-ins shot from the back.
359
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:42,072
(Sighs) So that's why my ass looked so big.
360
00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:44,174
- (Beeping)
- Hang on.
361
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,111
Oh, here's good news.
362
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,797
It's the deli, they found my sweater.
363
00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:51,716
Is that the "Mystery Girls" phone?
364
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:52,750
Where'd you get that?
365
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,378
In my gift basket, didn't you get one?
366
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,003
That's it, the girls' phones.
367
00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:58,572
We need to get the serial
numbers from production
368
00:15:58,573 --> 00:15:59,723
and have Nick start a trace.
369
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:02,860
Now that's a slick method of detectiv-ing.
370
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:03,861
Go get 'em, girls.
371
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,596
- Okay, bye.
- Yeah.
372
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,652
(Chattering)
373
00:16:11,653 --> 00:16:13,804
(Knocking)
374
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,140
Who is it?
375
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,641
Nick: Room service.
376
00:16:20,178 --> 00:16:23,063
I don't think we ordered any food.
377
00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:25,299
It's a gift from the
people at the cool party.
378
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,184
What cool party? We're the cool party.
379
00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:28,820
There's a cooler party on the roof,
380
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,261
but don't tell them I told you.
381
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:38,862
Get out of our way.
382
00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:41,865
Did somebody order two servings
of, "I don't think so?"
383
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:44,435
Holly: Move!
384
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:45,819
Charlie: Let me move first.
385
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,389
- Charlie: You have to let me out.
- Holly: Ow, that's my boob.
386
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:52,109
Did somebody order two servings
of, "I don't think so?"
387
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:55,479
With a side of, "do you need any
help getting out of there?"
388
00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:03,420
We got you!
389
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:08,125
- Mystery solved.
- Mystery solved.
390
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,061
Ew, you guys say your
catchphrase in real life?
391
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:12,830
How did you find us?
392
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,767
We put a trace on those cell phones.
393
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,618
Tika, just get rid of them.
394
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,869
Get rid of us?
395
00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:19,838
Yeah... hey, whoa!
396
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,805
What are you doing there, little missy?
397
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:23,590
What is this?
398
00:17:23,591 --> 00:17:25,426
- Pepper spray?
- (Gasps)
399
00:17:25,427 --> 00:17:26,793
Were you gonna use this on us?
400
00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:29,413
- No, I was gonna just...
- What? Spray us?
401
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:32,066
Maybe we should spray you.
402
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,283
I dare you.
403
00:17:33,284 --> 00:17:35,086
Oh, you do? Yeah, really?
404
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,456
You don't think I'd do it, huh?
405
00:17:36,457 --> 00:17:37,389
She'll do it.
406
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,907
Yeah, I would but I won't.
Because this is very dangerous.
407
00:17:39,908 --> 00:17:43,827
This is super fun, but
we have Britney tickets.
408
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,679
How does this work?
409
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,965
(Shrieks)
410
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,849
Oh, let me help you!
411
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,951
You're rubbing more pepper in my eyes!
412
00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:52,636
I'm so sorry! I'm sorry!
413
00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,472
Are you guys for real?
414
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,572
Did you come all the way to Vegas
415
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:56,958
just for a couple of cell phones?
416
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,759
- What?
- Cell phones, what?
417
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,478
Yeah, I wasn't grabbing
pepper spray, weirdo.
418
00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:04,248
I was getting your "Mystery Girls" phones.
419
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,449
We stole your gift baskets.
420
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,385
- Guys, my eyes.
- Yeah, yeah.
421
00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:10,427
Go wash it out with warm
water in the bathroom.
422
00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:12,315
We finally got gift baskets.
423
00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:13,999
Isn't that why you're here?
424
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,186
No, we came here to drag you
back to L.A. and clear our names.
425
00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:20,139
Well, can we reschedule this for... never.
426
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,824
We have some partying to do.
427
00:18:21,825 --> 00:18:23,792
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
428
00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:26,094
Wait right there!
429
00:18:27,697 --> 00:18:29,833
You may not understand this right now,
430
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,618
but this show... it's a gift.
431
00:18:32,619 --> 00:18:34,470
Stop taking it for granted.
432
00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:37,439
Because otherwise, you're gonna
spend the rest of your life
433
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,375
trying to relive it.
434
00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:41,176
Nick: Oh, God.
435
00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,529
Yeah, Nick, we know your eyes hurt.
436
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,247
No, not that.
437
00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:46,348
I just got a news alert.
438
00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:47,983
I mean, I can barely see
but it looks like they're
439
00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:49,394
pulling the plug
on the new "Mystery Girls."
440
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,336
(Gasps) No! They can't.
441
00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:55,023
I took six months of karate lessons.
442
00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:58,093
Well, now you can take six
months of acting lessons.
443
00:19:04,401 --> 00:19:05,485
I don't understand.
444
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:07,321
Why would you buy a lie detector?
445
00:19:07,322 --> 00:19:09,539
I didn't, they gave it
to me at the Spy Shop
446
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:12,258
because I am a valued customer.
447
00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,543
- You good?
- Think so.
448
00:19:13,544 --> 00:19:16,229
I mean, this will either work
or give her a massive shock.
449
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,196
What?!
450
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,115
Okay, nothing.
451
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,201
Let's just start out with
an easy question, shall we?
452
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,971
All right.
453
00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:27,040
Do you believe that bigfoot exists?
454
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,958
Duh, yes I do.
455
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,177
- (Bell dings)
- Correct.
456
00:19:31,178 --> 00:19:33,146
I thought I saw him at runyon canyon once,
457
00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:36,115
but it turns out it was Nick Nolte.
458
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,784
Thanks for sharing.
459
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,053
Okay, number two...
460
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:43,840
Did you dump paint on Jennifer
Love Hewitt's Mercedes?
461
00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:45,842
Of course not.
462
00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:46,843
It was her Jag.
463
00:19:46,844 --> 00:19:48,061
(Bell dings)
464
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,046
Uh-huh, correct. Okay.
465
00:19:50,047 --> 00:19:53,266
Did you eat my yogurt in the refrigerator?
466
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,134
Yes.
467
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,804
Holly, I told you that was mine.
468
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,272
- No, you didn't.
- (Buzzing)
469
00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:00,807
- Ooh...
- A-ha!
470
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,810
Fine, I'm sorry.
471
00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:03,860
Are you really?
472
00:20:03,861 --> 00:20:05,061
- Yes.
- (Buzzing)
473
00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:06,896
Damn it!
474
00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:08,147
Can I take this thing off now?
475
00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:10,950
No, no, I have one final question.
476
00:20:10,951 --> 00:20:16,873
Do you have a crush on
Detective Duane Freeman?
477
00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:18,992
Chuck, please.
478
00:20:18,993 --> 00:20:20,293
Answer the question.
479
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:23,046
Fine, if it's that important to you.
480
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,132
I, Holly Hamilton, do not have a crush
481
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,967
on Detective Duane Freeman.
482
00:20:27,968 --> 00:20:30,036
(Bell dings)
483
00:20:30,037 --> 00:20:31,286
Huh.
484
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,642
Are we done here?
485
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:34,085
Uh, yeah.
486
00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:39,980
Like I can't beat a lie detector.
487
00:20:41,847 --> 00:20:43,222
I knew it.
488
00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:44,090
What?
489
00:20:44,091 --> 00:20:46,655
How'd you hear me? (gasps)
490
00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:48,431
Are you wearing a wire?!
491
00:20:48,432 --> 00:20:50,332
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