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There will be coffee in the lodge.
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There's no comment on that
at the moment.
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When you gonna know something?
When you gonna know?
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- What's going on?
- Jet from Lisbon went down.
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Crashed or blew up,
nobody seems to know.
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Flight 772?
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You waiting for someone onboard?
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No, I was supposed to take
that flight and I switched.
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God.
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Hello. Yes.
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Certainly, it's my card.
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Of course I know where I was born.
Allentown, Pennsylvania, 1946.
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What else do you need to know?
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Mother's name Alice.
Father's name William.
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Listen, am I gonna get any money?
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Yes, I would love to
speak to a supervisor.
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What do you mean, someone called up
and cancelled my card?
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Do you have a name?
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It's what?
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No...
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...I'm not dead.
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Bill, bill, bill, ad.
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- Ad? For what?
- A billing service.
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- Great.
- Bill, bill, cheque.
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- Cheque?
- Cheque.
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I never believe them about not having
to buy any magazines to qualify.
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Someone sorts the people who buy
from the people who don't.
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This is depressing.
We've got to do something.
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We've got to simplify.
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Rent less expensive furniture.
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Maybe find cheaper office space.
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Spare down. No more frills.
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No more overtime,
we've got to get serious.
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We're gonna have to pop
the window to get the piano in.
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- Piano?
- With the pool table, I can just...
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...lower it with a chopper to this floor,
bring it through one of the windows.
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This isn't real.
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I'm dreaming this.
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I'll be back. Don't get discouraged.
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Women give birth all the time.
We're gonna get this sucker in here.
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- I don't even know how to play.
- What are you doing?
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- Nothing, I've been clean for years.
- A piano, a pool table?
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You like that?
I got the idea from this, a great book.
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- What is it?
- Interviews with the heads...
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...of major corporations, how they
got there, how they stay there...
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...keep their company number one.
It's called Being 2nd Stinks.
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These guys talk about creating
a pleasant working environment...
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...and how it leads to
better productivity.
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I figured you can't argue
with Fortune 500, right?
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Oh, no?
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Take it back. I'm not paying for it.
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- Cancel it, take it back.
- Lady, he said-
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- Cancel the wench.
- You're the wench.
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- Watch it.
- Wait, Maddie.
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- You're making a mountain out of-
- Molehills. My molehill.
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I own and I pay the bills.
There's no money for a piano.
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Being 2nd Stinks.
Being second would be wonderful.
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Being 22nd would be wonderful.
We need a client whose business...
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...we could depend on. A client
who would help us pay the light bill.
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- Done.
- A department store chain...
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...a brokerage house. Someplace that
would need us to- Done?
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You think I'd buy a baby grand piano,
a pool table, a satellite dish...
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- Satellite dish?
- ... if money weren't rolling in.
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A contract, a signed contract?
Who? Where? When?
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It's this book, I read it last night
and the light bulb came on.
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I realized you gotta
make your own opportunities.
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The Easy Credit
Assurance Company?
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- ECAC. Great bunch of guys.
- And you know these people?
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Well, I have had occasion to
work with them in the past, yes.
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What is it we're to do
for Eke Meek?
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ECAC. They're sort of
a collection agency...
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...and we would be sort of
a subcontractor to them.
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We get the cases they've given up on.
We get to keep half of what we collect.
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- We're bill collectors?
- Not bill collectors...
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...we're credit marshals. We're
payment enforcers. We're bill busters.
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This does not sound
like something I want to do.
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- You haven't even tried it yet.
- I know what it's like...
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...to suffer financial reverses.
I don't like hounding people.
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We're not gonna be
hounding any unfortunate people.
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- We're not?
- No, we're going after creeps...
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...deadbeats, people with no
concept of obligation, responsibility...
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...trying to evade their indebtedness,
not people that can't pay.
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- You sure?
- Sure, I'm sure. I'm surer than sure...
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...I'm certain. This contract is
a money machine.
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Addison, it doesn't make sense.
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If it's so easy, why doesn't
Yick Yack get it themselves?
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Why didn't Detroit
make smaller cars before Japan?
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Why didn't cereal companies put two
scoops of raisins in from the get-go?
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Who knows, doesn't matter.
Their loss is our gain.
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- I'm not so sure.
- I am.
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One try, if we don't hit pay dirt-
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- One try?
- One try, one little bitty try.
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What have we got to lose?
Maddie, trust me.
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Having a lot of work done
on your place while you were away.
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Excuse me?
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The last couple of days,
couldn't help but notice...
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...men going in and out.
Hear the hammering and the nailing.
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That's the way to do it.
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Leave the country for a month,
and come home to a new apartment.
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Larry Henderson.
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Owes $3400 on his car.
Poet, lives with his mother.
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Money in the bank.
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- How did I let you talk me into this?
- What is your problem?
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The guy owes $3400,
half of $3400 is-
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- $1700.
- $1700, right.
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Couldn't you use $1700 right now?
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- That's not the point.
- What is the point?
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We don't know this man's story,
if he's been sick, been robbed.
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It says nothing on the card here
about being sick or being robbed.
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The guy bought a big
expensive car he can't afford.
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- You don't know that.
- Sure, the guy's a poet.
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What kind of money
do poets make?
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Not one of your fast-track careers,
no big runs at department stores.
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He's probably some poor,
sensitive little man.
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Damn straight. It's our job to scare
the iambic pentameter out of him.
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The House at Pooh Corner.
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- You know what you're doing?
- What's to know?
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I'm gonna convince Rhyming Simon
the only thing...
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...between him and his death
is a cheque made out to us.
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- Oh, David.
- "Oh, David" what?
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David, I think you're making
a mistake. You can't bully this man.
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People are fundamentally good,
present company excluded...
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...and I believe if
you give them a chance...
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...to live up to their obligations,
they'll rise to the occasion.
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- Fine.
- Does that mean you agree with me?
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- What does it mean?
- Fine means fine. Fine.
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Next place, you can be in charge,
we'll do it your way.
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But right now, you give me one shot.
I got $1700 riding on this...
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...and I'd like to make money the
old-fashioned way: scare the creep.
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Yo, Larry!
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My name is
David " Boom-Boom" Addison...
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...from the Easy Credit
Assurance Company...
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...and I'm not leaving until you
come out here and sign us a cheque.
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Watch this.
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Hello, Larry.
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My goodness.
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You're a poet.
And you sure show it.
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And I know it,
because you're kind of long, fellow.
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That used to kill them
in the fifth grade.
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Luck of the draw. First guy we go see
has a gland problem.
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How can you guess
something like that?
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That guy ought to
consider statehood.
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Addison, this is not for us.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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David, we made a deal.
You had your try.
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- Now let's go back to the office.
- Okay. You got me. A deal's a deal.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Can we make one little stop-?
- David.
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Wait for me.
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Bless me, Father, for I've sinned.
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How long has it been
since your last confession?
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Forty-two years. I'm Wind Jammer.
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Wind Jammer.
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I need to come in.
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I need to come back.
They're on to me.
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- You have to be kidding.
- Do I look like I'm kidding?
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It's not like going through
a revolving door. It'll take time.
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- A little preparation.
- I don't think I have any time.
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I'm willing to trade.
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I have a letter. A communiqu�.
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- Nobody knows where it is except me.
- What do you mean, trade?
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I mean, you guys are supposed to
help me out in situations like this.
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I'm not going to be the only one to die
if everything goes south.
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Now, you guys cover me...
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...and I'll make sure that everybody
else's behind is covered-
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I'm just a courier. I'll do what I can.
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I'll have someone from the agency
contact you. That's the best I can do.
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- This isn't the way back to the office.
- I just wanna make one little pit stop.
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We had a deal.
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You're not gonna give up
after one little setback, are you?
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- The only reason Ick Poo-
- ECAC.
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Would give you a chance to collect
money is they know it's impossible.
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- They told Mr. Bic it was impossible.
- I don't wanna hear this.
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They told Mr. Volkswagen
it was impossible-
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Addison, wake up! They sent you out
to get money from Paul Bunyan.
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You wake up.
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We have to do this. I'm doing this
for us, for the good of the company.
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If we don't figure out some way to
bring some money into the company...
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...I can see the handwriting
on the wall.
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If I have to go out there
and get another job...
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You may not know this...
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...but some people out there
think I'm not a good detective.
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Go figure.
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- One more try?
- One try, my way?
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- One try, any which way.
- Okay, but if we don't hit pay dirt-
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Maddie, trust me.
I feel very lucky with this next guy.
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Any special reason why
somebody would wanna follow you?
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- Three cars back.
- Let me out here.
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- We still got three blocks to go.
- Here is fine.
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This is for the ride...
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...bring my baggage to me tomorrow,
and you get the other half of this.
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All right.
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Roy Hirsch, 3C.
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- Where could he be?
- Out spending money he doesn't have.
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Are you sure you're
using that properly?
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It's not like it's brain surgery.
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Excuse me.
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- Yeah?
- Mr. Hirsch, you're there.
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I'll handle this.
Mr. Hirsch, this is Madelyn Hayes.
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I've come to talk to you about this
situation you've gotten yourself into.
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Who are you?
Are you with the agency?
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I'm with the agency, but I haven't
come to intimidate or bully you.
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I've come here to reason with you,
to appeal to your sense of fair play.
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Gotta admit, I'm impressed.
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I don't know why
you're so surprised.
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It's like I said before,
people are good.
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Now, where is it?
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Mr. Hirsch, it's Madelyn Hayes
from the agency.
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Mr. Hirsch, I can hear you
moving around in there.
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Could you be a dear
and open the door, please?
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I guess rising to
the occasion takes time.
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- Maybe he didn't hear you.
- Stuff it.
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Come on, Hirsch,
what do you say you let us in...
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...before we have to come in there
and get rough with you.
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Now, Maddie, there's no need
to bully this man.
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Open this door, you parasite,
you goldbricker, you, you-
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Lowlife?
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Mr. Hirsch?
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He doesn't look too well.
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It's an old deadbeat trick.
Make them think you're sick.
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Mr. Hirsch, about your indebtedness...
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...if you could take a minute and
write a cheque for $1450...
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...I'm sure this ugly business
would be over.
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Isn't this your chequebook here?
Let me bring it to you.
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You can make that out
to Easy Credit Assurance Company.
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David, I think this deadbeat is dead.
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- Another trick. Stick him with a pin.
- I will not.
229
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,929
- Yank out one of his nose hairs.
- Addison!
230
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,640
Rip off all your clothes
and see if he reacts.
231
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,643
You're right, bad idea.
That would kill me.
232
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,812
I'll handle this.
233
00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:05,399
Hey, Roy.
234
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,655
Okay, you win.
235
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,615
He's dead.
236
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,495
It's right down here.
237
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:26,253
It's locked. Must have blown shut.
Guess we'll have to break it down.
238
00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:30,632
A man is dead. He's not
gonna come to the door.
239
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,260
- Hello.
- Door of the living dead.
240
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,262
Police investigations.
241
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:39,057
I'm here following up on a possible
homicide on these premises.
242
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,017
On these premises?
243
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:43,603
You mean, in this building?
244
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:46,523
Right there in that chair, dead.
Dead as a doornail.
245
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,483
- Deader.
- Miss Hayes...?
246
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,194
- Sir, if I could have your name?
- Roy Hirsch.
247
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,696
I know I'm intrigued.
248
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,240
- This is not the man that was dead.
- Obviously.
249
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,952
He's done something with the body,
hidden it, or put it someplace.
250
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:02,831
I am who I say I am. Would you like
to search the apartment?
251
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,040
- No.
- Yes.
252
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:05,417
- A consensus.
- Sir...
253
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,254
...we do not search without
a warrant or a probable cause.
254
00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:12,048
We saw the body. What more
probable cause do you need?
255
00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:16,553
Evidence, witness, signs of mayhem,
a victim who doesn't answer his door.
256
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,514
- He's got us on points.
- May I ask what you were doing...
257
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,058
...in my apartment
when you saw this dead man?
258
00:18:22,225 --> 00:18:27,063
Business. The other Mr. Hirsch
was behind in his car payments.
259
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:29,065
I'm sorry, I really don't understand.
260
00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:31,568
We represent
the Easy Credit Assurance Company.
261
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:35,196
Our slogan: " If you gotta go in debt,
ECAC's your best bet. "
262
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,407
You said you were
private investigators.
263
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,410
We are, we're both.
It's very complicated.
264
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,998
Mr. Hirsch, if you'll excuse us,
I'd like to have a word...
265
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,835
...with Mr. Addison
and Miss Hayes out in the hall.
266
00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:58,803
Do you have a licence?
267
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:00,555
Of course we have a licence.
268
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,141
- Do you wanna keep it?
- What are you trying to say?
269
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,144
What I'm trying to say is,
next time you report a murder...
270
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,688
...you better make sure
you have a dead body.
271
00:19:09,522 --> 00:19:12,442
Sorry to have disturbed you,
Mr. Hirsch.
272
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,950
- Wait a second.
- Let it lay. Downstairs.
273
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:25,288
How can you look so calm?
Aren't you mad?
274
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,123
- Mad? I'm excited.
- Excited?
275
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:30,168
Addison, we were just set up,
made to look like fools.
276
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,629
Tell me something I don't know.
277
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:36,341
The real Hirsch is dead,
and this new tenant is lying...
278
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:40,136
...or he is Roy Hirsch and you
and I saw someone else entirely.
279
00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:42,472
Either way,
something is rotten in Cleveland.
280
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,141
- And that doesn't make you mad?
- Mad? Mad?
281
00:19:45,308 --> 00:19:48,228
- How can you get mad at opportunity?
- Opportunity?
282
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:51,022
Maddie, we're investigators, right?
283
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,525
- For the sake of argument, say " right. "
- Right.
284
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,152
Investigators have to have
something to investigate.
285
00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:58,863
- I thought we were bill busters.
- Temp work...
286
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:03,159
...to tide us over until Mother Nature
could deliver unto us a murder.
287
00:20:03,326 --> 00:20:06,287
- Aren't you forgetting something?
- "Who's the client?"
288
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:08,164
- Well?
- Well, you always say that.
289
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:10,208
Stop getting hung up
on technicalities.
290
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,877
Maddie, we have to create
our own opportunities.
291
00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:15,672
You think Alexander Graham Bell
sat back and said:
292
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:19,509
"Why am I inventing the phone?
Who am I going to call?"
293
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:22,720
He went out and invented
the telephone, dialled until people...
294
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,974
...got sick of that ringing. They
went out and bought a phone...
295
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,767
...so they could answer it.
296
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:31,146
- You read that in your book?
- Back of a milk carton.
297
00:20:31,312 --> 00:20:33,606
Maddie, we have to
investigate this murder.
298
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:36,443
Providence has deposited
a dead body in our path.
299
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,987
Who knows what lies at the end of it?
A reward?
300
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,156
- Contract?
- More dead bodies. Our dead bodies.
301
00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:43,575
- Tonight will tell the tale.
- Tell what tale?
302
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:46,870
Who really lives in that apartment,
or who's really dead in it.
303
00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:49,998
You really know how to whip up
an evening's entertainment.
304
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,840
How long are we gonna stand here?
305
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,758
Until someone lets us inside.
306
00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:02,427
Lets us inside?
307
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,847
This is a security building.
No one's gonna let us inside.
308
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,516
Someone's coming.
309
00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,435
Play along with me.
310
00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:13,146
Uncle Leon!
311
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:16,482
It's me, Davy.
Little David Addison.
312
00:21:16,649 --> 00:21:19,819
I got the batteries
to your hearing aid.
313
00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:22,238
Gosh, sis, he can't hear
to buzz us in.
314
00:21:22,405 --> 00:21:24,949
If he doesn't buzz us in,
he'll never be able to hear.
315
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:28,369
I couldn't help overhearing.
Is there anything I can do to help?
316
00:21:28,536 --> 00:21:30,496
Oh, wow, sis, it's gonna be all right.
317
00:21:30,663 --> 00:21:34,167
Uncle Leon will be able to play
in the symphony tomorrow after all.
318
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:37,253
Oh, thank you. Hey, God bless.
319
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:39,214
God bless you.
320
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,925
And heaven help us all.
321
00:21:49,682 --> 00:21:51,226
Have to make sure nobody's home.
322
00:21:51,392 --> 00:21:53,895
- How do we do that?
- Two-step process.
323
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,855
You wait here.
324
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,121
- What are you doing?
- Can't be too careful.
325
00:22:12,288 --> 00:22:15,833
- Clearly there's no one at home.
- Let's just be sure.
326
00:22:52,578 --> 00:22:56,541
- Where did you learn that?
- Camp Kennybrook. Pretty cool, huh?
327
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,293
- Credit card.
- Credit card?
328
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,962
Credit card.
329
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:10,513
Look, would you be
more comfortable going to a motel?
330
00:23:12,306 --> 00:23:15,435
It doesn't have to be a gold card,
I just want to open the door.
331
00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:18,271
All right, all right.
332
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,375
I gotta get this guy's
cleaning service.
333
00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:40,877
Look at this place.
334
00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:44,672
- Who would have done such a thing?
-7 Santini Brothers?
335
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,219
Somebody sure was
looking for something.
336
00:23:50,386 --> 00:23:52,180
What do you think it could be?
337
00:23:52,346 --> 00:23:57,768
Bank loot, crown jewels,
a pair of lost contacts?
338
00:24:15,786 --> 00:24:17,413
Hey!
339
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,458
David!
340
00:24:31,886 --> 00:24:35,431
- What happened?
- Punched myself in the mirror.
341
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,811
David.
342
00:24:42,313 --> 00:24:45,191
What do you think this is?
343
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:51,364
- Company's coming.
- What do we do now?
344
00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:54,867
Make sure our hands are washed,
the lid's down and we're gone.
345
00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:04,085
Fire escape.
346
00:25:11,717 --> 00:25:14,178
Who is it? Is it the dead man
or the living man?
347
00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:16,264
New guy, still alive.
348
00:25:40,371 --> 00:25:43,249
- What's he doing?
- Looking for this.
349
00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:07,940
- He's gone.
- Okay.
350
00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:14,739
David, David, David,
why are we doing this?
351
00:26:14,905 --> 00:26:18,492
- It doesn't make sense. It's crazy.
- This guy knew exactly where to go.
352
00:26:18,659 --> 00:26:20,202
First, we meet a man who's dead.
353
00:26:20,369 --> 00:26:23,247
- Which means that all this killing...
- We meet another man...
354
00:26:23,414 --> 00:26:26,917
- ... has something to do with this.
- ... who says he's the man who's dead.
355
00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:30,671
Then the man who's dead is gone,
the man who isn't dead is gone...
356
00:26:30,838 --> 00:26:34,008
- ... everything in the apartment is gone.
- Crazy little rhyme.
357
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,718
- There's a new man...
- Passport.
358
00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:39,096
...who isn't the man who's dead.
And isn't the man who's not dead-
359
00:26:39,263 --> 00:26:40,848
- Hirsch's passport.
- I'm tired.
360
00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:43,225
I'm working very hard
and I don't know why.
361
00:26:43,392 --> 00:26:45,603
We're not getting paid.
Why are we doing this?
362
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,606
- To find out who killed Hirsch.
- I don't know who Hirsch is.
363
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:51,525
Sure we do. He's a Russian spy.
364
00:26:51,692 --> 00:26:53,652
Sorry I asked.
365
00:26:58,115 --> 00:26:59,450
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
366
00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:02,077
If persons are missing,
if objects are lost...
367
00:27:02,244 --> 00:27:04,663
...we'll find them for you
at reasonable cost.
368
00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:07,041
Your runaway husband,
that non-paying louse.
369
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,752
We'll find them for you,
bring them back to the house.
370
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:12,922
Lost a prize-winning dog?
Lost a prize-winning cat?
371
00:27:13,088 --> 00:27:16,008
We'll find them both for you
in just no time flat.
372
00:27:16,175 --> 00:27:18,969
So tell us your problem,
it'll all work out fine.
373
00:27:19,136 --> 00:27:22,973
Just tell me your problem,
it's why I'm on the line.
374
00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:26,769
No, it was three black...
375
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:30,731
...two with sugar,
and one tea with lemon on the side.
376
00:27:30,898 --> 00:27:33,609
You can't call in the CIA,
not after all we've invested.
377
00:27:33,776 --> 00:27:36,403
If this guy is a Soviet spy,
we shouldn't get involved.
378
00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:38,239
This is a job for the government.
379
00:27:38,405 --> 00:27:41,158
The government? Hasn't
the government got enough to do?
380
00:27:41,325 --> 00:27:43,869
That's the problem.
Nobody wants to do for themselves.
381
00:27:44,036 --> 00:27:46,914
- We're not equipped.
- Here, I wanna show you something.
382
00:27:47,081 --> 00:27:49,166
- What is that?
- What is that? What is that?
383
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:51,126
It's a Jell-O mould. It's a gun.
384
00:27:51,293 --> 00:27:53,629
A serious gun for serious business,
our business.
385
00:27:53,796 --> 00:27:55,506
Me and you
are gonna crack this case.
386
00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:57,174
I don't even know what this is.
387
00:27:57,341 --> 00:28:00,386
I gotta spell it out? A Russian
passport, a secret message.
388
00:28:00,552 --> 00:28:02,596
- What secret message?
- This secret message.
389
00:28:02,763 --> 00:28:04,765
How do you know
this isn't a grocery list?
390
00:28:04,932 --> 00:28:07,017
Because they don't
have groceries in Russia.
391
00:28:07,184 --> 00:28:11,313
No Disneyland. No Three Stooges.
No baseball. Only ballet and roulette.
392
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,401
I don't wanna get involved
with spies or Russians or guns.
393
00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:19,154
We're not bill busters, not secret
agents. What we needed is a client.
394
00:28:19,321 --> 00:28:22,241
We got one, a real one.
Waiting in Mr. Addison's office.
395
00:28:22,408 --> 00:28:25,411
- A client? A real one, in this office?
- You're kidding.
396
00:28:25,577 --> 00:28:28,330
Yeah. He is just sitting there.
Playing pool.
397
00:28:28,497 --> 00:28:30,916
- All right.
- It was just a matter of time.
398
00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:33,419
- I guess so.
- What's this client's name?
399
00:28:33,585 --> 00:28:35,379
- Roy Hirsch.
- Roy Hirsch?
400
00:28:35,546 --> 00:28:37,589
Happen to notice
whether this guy's alive?
401
00:28:37,756 --> 00:28:40,759
- What do you think he wants?
- The thing everybody else wants...
402
00:28:40,926 --> 00:28:43,095
...the passport
and the grocery list. Come on.
403
00:28:46,181 --> 00:28:47,891
- Where are we going?
- Out of here.
404
00:28:48,058 --> 00:28:51,270
This guy's following us,
and my guess is he's not alone.
405
00:28:56,567 --> 00:29:00,487
- What?
- That's the guy from last night.
406
00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:03,907
Wait a minute, he doesn't know
what were look like.
407
00:29:04,074 --> 00:29:06,160
- Right.
- Looks like he's waiting by our car.
408
00:29:06,326 --> 00:29:09,038
- What do we do now?
- I'll distract him, you get the car.
409
00:29:09,204 --> 00:29:12,041
- Distract him? How?
- I don't know, I'll think of something.
410
00:29:12,207 --> 00:29:15,377
Jump in the car, come get me,
and that'll give us a head start.
411
00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:17,463
- All right.
- All right.
412
00:29:30,726 --> 00:29:32,686
- Some echo.
- What?
413
00:29:32,853 --> 00:29:35,022
Some echo.
414
00:29:49,453 --> 00:29:50,496
Come on, man, help me.
415
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:11,558
Come on, man.
416
00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:17,606
Now it's your turn. You pick a song.
417
00:30:17,773 --> 00:30:19,983
- Listen, jackass-
- I don't know that one.
418
00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:25,322
I'll tell you what, I'll pick one for you.
You like R&B? Me, I like R&B.
419
00:31:00,607 --> 00:31:03,986
- They're following us!
- Of course, naturally. It's a chase.
420
00:31:07,239 --> 00:31:08,574
I don't wanna do this.
421
00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:11,702
- You gotta, you're driving.
- I got a perfect driving record.
422
00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:14,871
I have no intention of jeopardizing
it with some dumb chase.
423
00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:21,378
I guess that's that, chase is over.
He's caught up with us.
424
00:31:24,756 --> 00:31:27,509
- David, why is he doing that?
- Because you're letting him.
425
00:31:27,676 --> 00:31:31,263
- Punch this cow, will you?
- Okay, I will. What does that mean?
426
00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:33,640
Step on the pedal, Gretel.
427
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,445
- What do I do now?
- Far right lane, make a sharp left.
428
00:31:46,611 --> 00:31:48,447
You don't make a left
from the right lane.
429
00:31:48,613 --> 00:31:49,656
We do.
430
00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:54,703
Left into this alley.
431
00:32:01,293 --> 00:32:02,627
- We did it.
- We did it?
432
00:32:02,794 --> 00:32:04,504
We did it. We lost him.
433
00:32:05,547 --> 00:32:06,923
They did it. They found us.
434
00:32:09,676 --> 00:32:11,011
Reverse!
435
00:32:12,554 --> 00:32:13,889
- Faster.
- Faster?
436
00:32:14,056 --> 00:32:18,018
I don't like driving faster forward,
and I don't like faster backward.
437
00:32:22,481 --> 00:32:24,232
Now, forward.
438
00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:35,994
- Make a left.
- We don't have the right of way.
439
00:32:36,161 --> 00:32:38,872
We're doing 85 miles an hour.
This is no time to debate!
440
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:41,792
Don't yell at me.
If I can't concentrate, I can't drive.
441
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,293
Get ready to make the turn.
442
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:44,961
- What?
- Turn!
443
00:32:57,265 --> 00:32:59,434
- They're still behind us.
- Of course they are.
444
00:32:59,601 --> 00:33:01,269
You have to go faster than them.
445
00:33:03,605 --> 00:33:05,023
David!
446
00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:18,912
- That other car saved us.
- Because he wants us all to himself.
447
00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:20,539
- Hang a right here.
- Why?
448
00:33:20,705 --> 00:33:22,457
Why? Because I said so,
that's why...
449
00:33:22,624 --> 00:33:25,126
...and so far, I've been right
about everything.
450
00:33:34,010 --> 00:33:36,471
All right, so I made one mistake.
451
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,396
CIA! Come out with your hands up!
452
00:33:44,563 --> 00:33:47,732
CIA? We've been running
from the CIA?
453
00:33:47,899 --> 00:33:50,193
All right, two mistakes.
454
00:33:55,865 --> 00:33:58,577
So Hirsch wasn't a Russian spy?
455
00:33:58,743 --> 00:34:00,787
Double agent.
He posed as a Russian spy.
456
00:34:00,954 --> 00:34:04,749
He let them set him up in an
apartment, credit cards, an identity.
457
00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:08,044
They used him to stage
terrorist activities in this country.
458
00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:11,298
But not before he let you know
when the trouble would begin.
459
00:34:11,464 --> 00:34:12,799
Right.
460
00:34:12,966 --> 00:34:15,677
Except after we received
his last communiqu� in Lisbon...
461
00:34:15,844 --> 00:34:17,304
...they found him out.
462
00:34:19,097 --> 00:34:22,684
Killed a planeload of people just to
try to stop him from letting us know.
463
00:34:22,851 --> 00:34:26,354
When they realized he changed planes,
they assigned an agent the task...
464
00:34:26,521 --> 00:34:29,899
...of eliminating him. A gentleman
named Arkady Nestovicenko.
465
00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:32,152
The other Roy Hirsch.
466
00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:35,071
His job was to retrieve
the communiqu� and to kill Hirsch.
467
00:34:35,238 --> 00:34:38,908
He did the job in the wrong order.
He couldn't locate the communiqu�.
468
00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:41,077
So why was he chasing us?
469
00:34:41,328 --> 00:34:43,079
He was convinced you had it.
470
00:34:43,246 --> 00:34:44,581
Why were you chasing him?
471
00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,541
Because I was convinced
he was right.
472
00:34:46,708 --> 00:34:49,711
Roy and I were close, I knew where
he kept things. I checked.
473
00:34:49,878 --> 00:34:51,421
Somebody beat me to it.
474
00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:54,758
- And you think it was us?
- Look, here's the bottom line.
475
00:34:54,924 --> 00:34:58,219
The Russians are planning
the assassination of one of several...
476
00:34:58,386 --> 00:35:01,931
...Chinese diplomats at a dinner
at the Biltmore, hours from now.
477
00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:05,685
We've beefed up security.
We've alerted all the authorities.
478
00:35:05,852 --> 00:35:10,190
It would make things much easier
if we knew who was the target.
479
00:35:10,357 --> 00:35:12,525
That's what's in the communiqu�.
480
00:35:14,694 --> 00:35:16,196
David.
481
00:35:17,322 --> 00:35:19,491
This is not the way
I pictured it would end.
482
00:35:19,657 --> 00:35:21,701
Spies, communiqu�s.
483
00:35:21,868 --> 00:35:23,453
Can't we have a speedboat chase?
484
00:35:23,828 --> 00:35:27,082
Where's the little fat guy
with the deadly bowler?
485
00:35:27,248 --> 00:35:29,918
- Do you read Russian?
- This guy reads Russian, Stalin...
486
00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:32,295
...taking his time
or beating a deadline.
487
00:35:33,630 --> 00:35:35,840
What's so funny?
488
00:35:36,007 --> 00:35:39,385
They obviously wanted to make sure
they killed the right Chinese man.
489
00:35:39,552 --> 00:35:42,097
The message reads,
"The man with a mole on his nose. "
490
00:35:42,263 --> 00:35:45,350
- "With a mole on his nose"?
- With a mole on his nose.
491
00:35:45,558 --> 00:35:48,061
I appreciate this, your country
appreciates this.
492
00:35:48,228 --> 00:35:53,233
Yeah, well, tell the country
it was no sweat.
493
00:35:53,399 --> 00:35:56,152
I have a great deal to do
and not much time to do it in.
494
00:35:56,319 --> 00:35:58,238
Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison.
495
00:36:00,657 --> 00:36:03,660
- Talk about going out with a whimper.
- But I feel good.
496
00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:06,913
It's nice to know that
because of the work we did...
497
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,625
...a phone call is being made.
Plans are being put into motion.
498
00:36:10,792 --> 00:36:13,878
Because of us, some friendly
dignitary's life is gonna be saved.
499
00:36:14,045 --> 00:36:17,674
- Some international incident avoided.
- Say that again.
500
00:36:17,841 --> 00:36:19,759
- All of it?
- The part about a phone call.
501
00:36:19,926 --> 00:36:22,011
- What phone call?
- Exactly, what phone call?
502
00:36:22,178 --> 00:36:25,974
This guy's racing to find out who's
gonna be assassinated in just hours.
503
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:28,852
He finds out. He doesn't make
the phone call, why?
504
00:36:29,018 --> 00:36:31,062
He didn't trust our phone.
It's bugged?
505
00:36:31,229 --> 00:36:34,107
Maybe he didn't need to know
who's being killed to save him.
506
00:36:34,274 --> 00:36:36,860
Maybe he needed to know
so he could kill him.
507
00:36:37,235 --> 00:36:40,405
What are you doing for dinner
tonight? Feel like a little Chinese?
508
00:37:05,555 --> 00:37:06,681
Name please?
509
00:37:06,848 --> 00:37:08,349
- David Addison.
- Madelyn Hayes.
510
00:37:08,516 --> 00:37:11,019
- You're not on the guest list.
- We're not guests.
511
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:12,895
We're looking for a man with a mole.
512
00:37:13,062 --> 00:37:14,522
- A mole?
- A mole on his nose.
513
00:37:14,689 --> 00:37:16,399
- What kind of clothes?
- What kind?
514
00:37:16,566 --> 00:37:17,900
What kind do you suppose?
515
00:37:18,067 --> 00:37:20,737
Worn by a man with a mole
on his nose? Who knows?
516
00:37:20,945 --> 00:37:24,240
Did I bother to disclose,
this man with a mole on his nose...
517
00:37:24,407 --> 00:37:28,661
...I'm not sure of anything else, except
he's Chinese, a big clue by itself.
518
00:37:28,828 --> 00:37:31,414
- How do you do that?
- Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.
519
00:37:31,581 --> 00:37:35,335
I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report
I haven't seen anyone of that sort.
520
00:37:35,501 --> 00:37:37,170
Not a man
with a mole on his nose...
521
00:37:37,337 --> 00:37:39,881
...with some kind of clothes
that you can't suppose.
522
00:37:40,048 --> 00:37:42,800
So get away from this door
and get out of this place...
523
00:37:42,967 --> 00:37:46,054
...or I'll have to hurt you,
put my foot in your face.
524
00:37:46,971 --> 00:37:48,389
- Time to go.
- Time to go.
525
00:37:52,602 --> 00:37:54,812
Addison.
526
00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:09,869
- Come on, Maddie, time's a wasting.
- I'm not coming out.
527
00:38:10,036 --> 00:38:13,748
You have to come out. How are we
gonna get in if you don't come out?
528
00:38:13,915 --> 00:38:16,042
- This is humiliating.
- It is not humiliating.
529
00:38:16,209 --> 00:38:19,796
Serving food and drink to people
is an important job.
530
00:38:19,962 --> 00:38:21,672
A vital link in nature's food chain.
531
00:38:21,839 --> 00:38:23,758
I'm talking about this.
532
00:38:23,925 --> 00:38:25,885
- What about it?
- Where's the rest of it?
533
00:38:26,052 --> 00:38:27,929
What are you talking about?
534
00:38:28,096 --> 00:38:29,555
I think you look terrific.
535
00:38:29,722 --> 00:38:32,266
I think all of you looks terrific.
536
00:38:32,433 --> 00:38:34,477
You leave any room in there for tips?
537
00:38:34,644 --> 00:38:36,562
That's it!
538
00:38:36,729 --> 00:38:39,399
I'm sorry. You're right.
But we have no choice.
539
00:38:39,607 --> 00:38:42,944
Just remember, you're dressed
like that for America...
540
00:38:43,111 --> 00:38:46,948
...and I, for one, salute you.
541
00:38:47,156 --> 00:38:48,783
Salute you, Addison.
542
00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:51,285
That's good. I like that.
543
00:38:52,078 --> 00:38:55,790
Okay, ready? Look waitery.
544
00:39:02,338 --> 00:39:05,133
I said, " Bubba, I don't care
what country you're from...
545
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:08,511
...in America, we eat with our forks. "
546
00:39:12,849 --> 00:39:14,308
So now what do we do?
547
00:39:14,475 --> 00:39:16,978
Look for the CIA guy or
the Chinese guy with a mole.
548
00:39:17,145 --> 00:39:19,438
- And if one of us finds one of them?
- Holler.
549
00:39:19,605 --> 00:39:21,607
- Watch it.
- You watch it.
550
00:40:10,406 --> 00:40:12,074
May I have more champagne, please?
551
00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:14,869
- The mole.
- Picture, please.
552
00:40:18,164 --> 00:40:21,709
- You. What are you doing here?
- Me?
553
00:40:23,252 --> 00:40:25,755
We've replaced this banquet hall's
real coffee...
554
00:40:25,922 --> 00:40:27,548
...with frozen crystals.
555
00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:29,967
Maddie!
556
00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:38,684
David!
557
00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:42,897
- What are you doing?
- I've been clean for years!
558
00:40:43,064 --> 00:40:45,149
Why does everybody
keep asking me that?
559
00:41:25,064 --> 00:41:26,899
See that?
560
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:33,406
Who says you can't bring
the countries of the world together...
561
00:41:33,572 --> 00:41:36,867
...resolve our differences in
a civilized and orderly way?
562
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,085
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