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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,799 --> 00:00:32,799 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:35,799 --> 00:00:47,799 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick 3 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,010 Humans? So tiny! 4 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,100 Why poke my foot? 5 00:00:55,270 --> 00:00:57,850 Monk Tang. Monk Tang. 6 00:00:58,020 --> 00:00:59,310 Over here! 7 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:02,070 Look this way, I'm here! 8 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:06,860 You've been asleep for ages. We wanted to wake you. Listen! 9 00:01:07,490 --> 00:01:09,360 We have good news. 10 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:11,660 Sorry. 11 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,080 Sorry. Sorry. 12 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,080 Monk Tang, we have great news to tell you. 13 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,710 Congratulations! 14 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,920 You're in the place you've always dreamed of. 15 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,550 - This is India? - Correct! 16 00:01:27,970 --> 00:01:29,510 India. 17 00:01:29,930 --> 00:01:32,550 I've reached my destination at last! 18 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,760 Sorry. 19 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:40,900 Master. 20 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:45,650 You've shrunk too? 21 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,200 Master, why are you in India too? 22 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:59,080 Monk Tang, you haven't let me down. 23 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:04,340 You wanted 22 sutras. They're loaded on 10 horse carts. 24 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,760 They're yours if you want them. 25 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,130 Help yourself. 26 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,260 But the main reason I'm here today... 27 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,890 is to give you an award. 28 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,140 What award? 29 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:16,310 For living this long. 30 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:28,230 Try it on. 31 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,070 What an honour. 32 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,120 I like it. 33 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,540 Discreet or bold... 34 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,250 you control it. 35 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,580 The right side is brighter, you see? 36 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:44,130 You can even it up. 37 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,250 May we ask for a few words? 38 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:49,510 I.... I need to think about it. 39 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:54,590 Master! What is going on? 40 00:02:54,970 --> 00:02:56,850 Have fun! 41 00:03:14,910 --> 00:03:17,700 CIRCUS FREAK SHOW 42 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:22,160 Monk! Pay your way or the boss will throw you out. Stop sleeping! 43 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,250 I know. 44 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:31,340 Blindfolded knife-throwing! Amazing physical feats! 45 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:34,220 Roll up, roll up! Don't miss this! 46 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:46,810 Our guest stars are travellers heading west. 47 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:49,650 The pig, the fish and the monkey. 48 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:51,690 Greatest show on earth. 49 00:03:51,860 --> 00:03:53,490 Only 2 cents per person. 50 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,740 How about half price? 51 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,740 Buy one, get one free? 52 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:59,740 It's a deal, thank you. 53 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:02,290 Showtime. 54 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:05,750 The gorgeous Pigsy! 55 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,250 Woman.... 56 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:13,760 - What's your name? Your age? - Crazy! 57 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,430 The great fish monster, Sandy! 58 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,400 How dare you scare my kid! Shame on you! Money back! 59 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:37,610 Making me angry? 60 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,620 Money back! 61 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:41,870 Don't. 62 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:45,960 Don't be rash. We have more to show you. Give us another chance. 63 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:49,830 If we don't like them, you pay everyone back double! 64 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,800 All right. 65 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:56,380 His Excellency, the Monkey King! 66 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,020 Fake! Money back! 67 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,270 Monkey, do some somersaults! 68 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,270 Paying back double will clean us out! 69 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:24,290 All right. Thanks for the vegetables. 70 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:28,250 Your generosity will keep us fed for several days. 71 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:30,250 Boss, this monk cheats! 72 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,340 He can't pay us back! Throw him out! 73 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,800 You're a disgrace to my circus! Scram! 74 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,550 How can you fit in here with such stunts? 75 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,300 Boss, we're not circus people. 76 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:42,680 We are Buddhist monks. 77 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:45,310 Our road is long and hard. We are hungry. 78 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,810 And I'm sick! 79 00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:52,730 My body aches. It's been days since I last ate. 80 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,280 So pitiful? Come.... 81 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:58,360 These two buns... 82 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:00,110 are for righteous men. 83 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,950 Men who deserve help. Are you worthy? 84 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:07,330 We're really from the Great Tang Dynasty. We conquer demons. 85 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:12,500 Monkey, show them your skills. 86 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,100 Hit me. 87 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:32,270 - Hit me. - I can't do that, Brother Monkey. 88 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,360 I'm not suicidal. 89 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,480 Shall I hit you, then? 90 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:39,530 I'd like that even less, Brother Monkey. 91 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,320 Fine, you only live once, I'll hit you. 92 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,700 Brother, you're hard as a rock! 93 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:50,040 It's as if my whole arm is shattered! 94 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,120 Pretty boy, have you no shame? 95 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:55,710 Watch some more before you complain. And stop poking me. 96 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:56,880 I need to! 97 00:07:00,010 --> 00:07:02,930 Hit me. Master wants us to perform. 98 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,100 I'm hungry, I have no strength. 99 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:08,930 Hungry? That's no excuse for shirking. 100 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,350 Hit me, stupid! 101 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,190 I've heard there are fake demon-vanquishers around. 102 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,980 They've left many people hurt. You must be the ones! 103 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:18,730 Yes, we're guilty. 104 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:21,740 The problem is that my disciples are too strong. 105 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,780 Sure, you just keep on bragging. 106 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:39,630 One blow is enough. Stop now. 107 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:47,600 That'll do for now. 108 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:51,770 You're so desirable! 109 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,730 Let me stoke your fires a little. 110 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:56,270 No! Get off me! 111 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,570 Monkey, don't just squat there. 112 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:00,820 Do something about it! 113 00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:34,640 I'm so sorry, that's really all from us. No charge for what you've just seen. 114 00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:39,690 Great, sir. Your performance is more than impressive. 115 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:41,110 Say no more. 116 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,900 Try this candied fruit, let us be brothers. 117 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,280 Brother, now you've seen what they can do. 118 00:08:47,450 --> 00:08:49,450 I wish they could control themselves better. 119 00:08:50,370 --> 00:08:53,950 - We really do conquer demons. - Of course you do. 120 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:57,580 Monkey, come and apologise! 121 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:07,130 Pick up your headband. 122 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,350 Put it on. 123 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,810 Wear it properly now! 124 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,650 I'm doing it. 125 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:21,820 You talk while chewing a twig? Bad monkey! 126 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:27,110 I won't if you don't like it. 127 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:31,120 But stop calling me "Bad monkey"! 128 00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:36,120 I can call you that if I want to. Bad monkey! Bad monkey! 129 00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:38,120 Great. 130 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:40,830 Say it just one more time.... 131 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,250 You're angry? Makes me so scared! Aren't you all afraid? 132 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:46,300 Let's do this together... 133 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:55,350 Don't be scared. 134 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,140 Even if he throws tantrums, you can't be lenient. 135 00:09:58,310 --> 00:09:59,890 Let's all scold him together. 136 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,150 One, two, three.... 137 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:04,020 Bad monkey! 138 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,450 My boy, my boy 139 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,990 Why are you so bad? 140 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:16,200 Bullying, cheating 141 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:19,120 Why make me so sad? 142 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,670 Learn to be a good boy 143 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,340 Learn to love 144 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,380 Care for others 145 00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:29,760 Fill your heart with colour 146 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,090 My good boy 147 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,810 Hurry back to me 148 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:39,140 My embrace 149 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,310 My good boy 150 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,860 Be sincere 151 00:10:48,110 --> 00:10:51,070 You're the one I love most 152 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,630 Master, ours is just a small enterprise. 153 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,250 What you see is all we have. 154 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:13,220 If it's not enough for you, then all we can offer is our lives. 155 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:18,640 First, I'm not here to extort anything from you. 156 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:19,970 Second.... 157 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,440 Never mind, I won't say it. 158 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:25,500 Journey to the West: The Demons Strike Back 159 00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:40,470 When did your mother start behaving like this? 160 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,060 A few days ago. 161 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,310 I don't know why. 162 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,940 Soon after we moved here... 163 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,440 she began talking nonsense. 164 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:50,440 If I approach her... 165 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:54,360 she scratches me like a mad thing. 166 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:57,360 I have no idea why she's like this. 167 00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:59,410 I'm completely exhausted. 168 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,660 Luckily my two daughters... 169 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,790 help me take care of my mother. 170 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,830 It wears them out. 171 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,210 They're your daughters? 172 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,800 Goddaughters. 173 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,090 - How old are they? - They just turned 16. 174 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,800 They look a little haggard. 175 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,590 They've been working too hard. 176 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,260 They were radiant before. 177 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,010 What a sense of humour! 178 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:25,270 Grandma, have some congee. 179 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,940 You haven't eaten all day. 180 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,400 Another fit? 181 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,820 Ma, are you all right? 182 00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:37,450 Ma, Ma, Ma.... 183 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,320 It's me. 184 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,660 - Quick! The exorcism mirror! - Coming up! 185 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,370 Ten thousand gods... 186 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,790 send down thunderbolts to reveal the hidden demons! 187 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,630 Show yourself! 188 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,340 All demons, be revealed! 189 00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:09,230 Nothing? 190 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:13,230 But the whole room smells foul. 191 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,650 If it's not her body, then... 192 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,400 maybe she has second sight. 193 00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:20,030 She sees the demons in others. 194 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,240 That's why she's so scared. 195 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:26,040 Could it be those two? 196 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:31,170 I've put up with them for too long. 197 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,590 All demons, be revealed! 198 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,720 Too bright! I can't see anything! 199 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,390 What? Not them either. 200 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,600 Could it be...? 201 00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:56,480 A hairy crab! 202 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,920 You bad monkey! 203 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,590 You bad monkey! 204 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,430 Bad monkey! 205 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,970 Brother, look at that. 206 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:31,310 Master's whip is really strong today. 207 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,810 That whip has kept Monkey under control for 500 years. 208 00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:36,150 It needs to be strong. 209 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,210 You knew those two were shape-shifters. Why didn't you stop them? 210 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,750 You asked me to perform, so I did! 211 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,550 And what did you perform? 212 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,800 I asked for a couple of somersaults and you destroyed a family! 213 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:04,130 Then you shouldn't have called me "Bad monkey." 214 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,850 You know that makes me go berserk. 215 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:10,930 I didn't mean to call you that. 216 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:14,810 Everyone knows I don't mean it. Such a small thing... 217 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:17,860 and you try to kill me? Open your mouth! 218 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,240 Wider! 219 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,660 Now I'm offering you my life. 220 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,370 Bite! You're a coward if you don't. 221 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:34,210 Bite! Do it. 222 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,670 Come on! You wanted to kill me, right? 223 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,920 Why did you treat me like that? 224 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,550 Speak! Say something! 225 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,680 Why do you keep doing it? Cheating me! Provoking me! 226 00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:53,310 Hurting me! Torturing me! Mistreating me! 227 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:59,060 It seems our days of conquering demons... 228 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:02,320 have come to an end. 229 00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:06,320 Let's disband. 230 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,530 "Disband"? 231 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:11,660 Does "disband" mean he wants to kill us? 232 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:15,790 Master! 233 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,580 Master.... 234 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,290 I understand why Master does these things. 235 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:25,260 But please drink this medicine first. From now on, I'll be obedient. 236 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,840 What are you saying? I'm not punishing you. 237 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,810 Master, you surely know... 238 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:37,770 my brothers and I, we are all of one heart. 239 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:41,060 If you punish Brother Monkey, then my heart aches too. 240 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:44,530 And my heart is really aching! 241 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,320 That's so true. 242 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:50,450 When I hit you, my heart really aches. 243 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,910 Master, try it if you don't believe us. 244 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,000 When I punish you... 245 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,500 I suffer heartache too. 246 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,710 If I'd set off to find the sutras on my own, I'd have got there long ago. 247 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:09,680 Having you with me doesn't help at all. I can subdue 100 foes single-handedly. 248 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,590 But I prefer to hide my powers. 249 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:16,680 My Buddha's Palm is so powerful, but, again, keeping a low profile. 250 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,100 So it's not that you're helping me to find the sutras. 251 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:23,270 I'm helping you to make merit and learn Buddhism. 252 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,570 Do I make myself crystal clear? 253 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,320 Do you get it? 254 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,360 Yes, we do. 255 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:35,200 That's enough for now. 256 00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:37,830 Think about what I've said. Meeting over. 257 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:50,260 Sinful monkey! 258 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:54,470 I'll show you my Buddha's Palm! 259 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,840 Did you miss me? 260 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,810 Master's mind has reached such a high level... 261 00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,640 he's even teasing Brother Monkey. 262 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,390 That's not Brother Monkey he's embracing. 263 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,560 It's someone else. 264 00:19:57,450 --> 00:20:00,950 - Amitabha, Amitabha. - Master, you seemed happy last night. 265 00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:03,920 We were happy to see you happy. 266 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,790 But we won't tell on you. 267 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,750 What are you on about? 268 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,630 No water left. Second Brother, fetch some water. 269 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,300 Why do I have to do it? How did you come up with that idea? 270 00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:18,430 - Why don't you go? - Stop quarreling, I'll go. 271 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,490 Almsgiver, excuse me. 272 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,150 I was just passing. 273 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,820 May I trouble you for water to boil rice? 274 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,740 There's no need for that. 275 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,790 You're welcome to eat here. 276 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,660 I'm a vegetarian. 277 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,880 What luck! We're having vegetarian food. 278 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,340 We're devout too, we share the same path. 279 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,460 It's natural for us to share our meal. 280 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:55,180 And you can stay after eating. 281 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,680 We'll be able to compare notes. 282 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:02,430 He's ill, won't he taste bad? 283 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:06,270 Never mind, we can heal him first. 284 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,810 It would be impolite to refuse. 285 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,070 No need to cook! Come and eat here! 286 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,780 What about my congee? 287 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,150 I prepared it this morning. 288 00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:17,740 Your congee will be burnt. 289 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,200 Go back and watch the fire. 290 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,680 Almsgiver, your medicine works a treat. 291 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:48,650 I feel better already. 292 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,110 These three are my delinquent disciples. 293 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,170 Nice to meet you. 294 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,170 Nice to meet you. 295 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,800 Nice to meet you. 296 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:21,390 Nice to meet you. 297 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,310 Don't flirt. 298 00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:29,890 Nice to meet you. 299 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,270 To hell with that, what's nice about it? 300 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,570 Sandy, what are you saying? 301 00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:36,360 I was cooking congee. 302 00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:39,110 Master, what are you up to? "Nice, nice, nice...." 303 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,200 What do you all think you're doing? 304 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,740 I'm sorry, my disciple is a touch simple-minded. 305 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:46,290 - It doesn't matter. - May I just ask you... 306 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:48,370 are there any demons here? 307 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:51,290 Master, please don't scare me. 308 00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:54,420 Why would there be demons here? You're going too far. 309 00:22:55,550 --> 00:22:57,880 Why ask such a question? 310 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,260 Actually... 311 00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:02,720 we conquer demons. 312 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,140 I did wonder. Really? 313 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:08,310 You've been so hospitable, but we have nothing to repay it. 314 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,020 All I can offer is a one-off exorcism. 315 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:14,310 Really? You're terribly kind. 316 00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:16,440 But, sad to say... 317 00:23:16,610 --> 00:23:18,940 there are no demons here. 318 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:22,780 See my face? 319 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,910 Hit me. 320 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,120 Come on, quick! 321 00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:30,290 If you don't, I'll beat you to death! 322 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,040 Really? Why? 323 00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:39,300 Scum! 324 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,170 I told you to hit me. 325 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,130 I'll ask you again. 326 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:47,310 Hit me, you asshole! 327 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,980 Have you lost it again? 328 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,480 I'm not an asshole! 329 00:23:53,650 --> 00:23:57,110 You definitely are. But I was calling her an asshole, not you. 330 00:23:57,690 --> 00:23:59,360 Damn you! 331 00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:02,320 You assholes take me as your master? 332 00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:04,410 Clear out of here! 333 00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:06,410 Sorry about that. 334 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:08,030 Get out, all of you. 335 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,950 She kindly invited us to eat. 336 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,420 You bang her table and ask her to hit you... 337 00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:16,130 and call her an asshole. Go and face the wall. 338 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,130 Contemplate what you've done. 339 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,260 What have you ever contributed to society? 340 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:22,920 Don't come back until you figure it out. 341 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,230 Come back! 342 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,480 - We haven't figured it out yet. - Don't give it any more thought. 343 00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:41,820 - Come back! - Still contemplating it. 344 00:24:41,990 --> 00:24:45,530 Don't bother, she's caught me! 345 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,100 Rake! 346 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,360 Up, up! 347 00:25:24,530 --> 00:25:26,820 Quick, up! Quick, up! 348 00:25:30,370 --> 00:25:31,910 Fine, that's enough. 349 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,750 You can stop now. 350 00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:02,070 Master, time to show your hand. 351 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,150 You're so kind. 352 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:26,050 Such long legs! 353 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,800 - Such long legs.... I like them. - What are you doing? 354 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:37,850 I'm a spider! 355 00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:39,770 You must be kidding! 356 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,690 I'm just a pig. 357 00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:44,150 I wasn't kidding. 358 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:53,580 Your resistance makes me stronger. 359 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,030 - What's that noise? - Don't worry, it's Sandy. 360 00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:16,160 Sandy, are you all right? 361 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:19,620 A bit poisoned, a bit dazed. 362 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:28,590 Seems like time for me to step in now. 363 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,510 Conquering demons takes sincerity. 364 00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:32,970 Lead them to benevolence. 365 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:36,340 No violence necessary. 366 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:42,020 Without a knife, a butcher can be a Buddha. 367 00:29:16,930 --> 00:29:18,390 Stop! 368 00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:21,470 Monkey.... You are too rude. 369 00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:24,600 Save your strength to help your brother. 370 00:29:24,770 --> 00:29:26,480 Let me handle this. 371 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:35,070 Brother Monkey, be more gentle. 372 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,240 Don't hurt her long legs. I've only just gotten started with her. 373 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:42,080 - Master, maybe I can talk to her first? - Quiet. 374 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,210 Let go... 375 00:30:13,690 --> 00:30:16,110 All done, Master. 376 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,780 What? 377 00:30:19,950 --> 00:30:21,910 You finished her before I had a chance! 378 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,330 What were you thinking? 379 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,250 You were in great danger. 380 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:28,420 She could have swallowed you whole. 381 00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:31,630 You're lucky I strike fast. I took her out with one blow. 382 00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:35,170 How many times have I told you? To conquer a demon, educate it. 383 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:37,550 Didn't you see the smile on her face just now? 384 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,590 Smile? She smiled at the prospect of eating you. 385 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,430 Outrageous! That smile was so sincere. 386 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,140 My smile is even more sincere. 387 00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:52,440 Guess: Do I love you? Or will I kill you? 388 00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:02,820 Who the hell are you? How can I help you? 389 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,670 Did you see that? He's so handsome. 390 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,760 You're almost better-looking than me. 391 00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:24,100 You know that? 392 00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:26,640 Of course. You can't stand it? 393 00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,140 Of course not, how about you? 394 00:31:29,310 --> 00:31:31,350 What's Baldy doing up there? 395 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,100 Thinking. 396 00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:34,690 About what? 397 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:35,980 About Miss Duan. 398 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:46,240 I don't care who he's thinking about! 399 00:31:46,410 --> 00:31:49,500 This bald fellow.... I can overlook his propensity for violence... 400 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:51,830 but he's started going too far. 401 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,380 Lying beside me, swaying and fondling... 402 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,540 asking if I miss him. 403 00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:58,170 Just thinking of it... 404 00:31:58,340 --> 00:31:59,920 gives me goosebumps. 405 00:32:00,090 --> 00:32:02,050 Well, that needs to stop. 406 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,510 Why not just kill him? 407 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,890 You couldn't do that, could you? 408 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:10,310 You always dance to Baldy's tune. Just forget it. 409 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,350 I'll pull out his tongue... 410 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,110 and tie it in a knot! 411 00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:17,190 What kind of tune would he sing then? 412 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,240 He still knows the Buddha's Palm technique. 413 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,490 I'm not scared. 414 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:23,410 If I break his arm... 415 00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:25,410 how can he use Buddha's sodding Palm? 416 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:35,580 Master, how long have you been standing there? 417 00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:38,590 Just now. I came to see how you're doing. 418 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,710 Don't worry, I heard nothing. 419 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,590 Master... 420 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,300 how come you lost your voice? 421 00:32:46,470 --> 00:32:48,220 I haven't. 422 00:32:48,390 --> 00:32:50,680 Out here in the wild... 423 00:32:50,850 --> 00:32:53,520 we shouldn't disturb others by being loud. 424 00:32:53,690 --> 00:32:55,100 - Really? - For sure. 425 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:58,940 Have I ever lied to you? 426 00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,190 All right, you all relax. 427 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,400 I'll just relieve myself. 428 00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:23,670 Buddha, Buddha, my three disciples are unruly. 429 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,680 I have failed to teach them well. 430 00:33:26,010 --> 00:33:28,800 I know 300 songs for children, but nothing else. 431 00:33:28,970 --> 00:33:31,890 I've been pretending to be capable. 432 00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:33,810 How can I go on like this? 433 00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:36,270 Now Monkey is plotting to kill me... 434 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,730 and I've lost my singing voice. 435 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,940 Be merciful, Buddha. 436 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,940 Teach me your holy Buddha's Palm. 437 00:33:44,110 --> 00:33:47,160 Your follower will be forever grateful. 438 00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:54,040 I beg you, please. 439 00:33:56,330 --> 00:33:59,330 Buddha, do you hear me? 440 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,590 Give me a sign. 441 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:04,630 Even a little fart would do. 442 00:34:12,810 --> 00:34:16,060 Pigsy, how long have you been there? 443 00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:18,520 Not long, I didn't see what you were doing. 444 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,980 Don't worry, I didn't hear anything either. 445 00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:25,650 I've been good to you, haven't I? 446 00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:28,410 You know what you should do. 447 00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:30,280 What should I do? 448 00:34:30,450 --> 00:34:32,580 All I can do is be myself. 449 00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,540 What I was getting at is... 450 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:38,080 silence is golden. 451 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,290 Master, all I did was break wind. 452 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:42,420 But all your threats and pressures... 453 00:34:42,590 --> 00:34:45,800 weigh on me heavily. 454 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:50,430 So that's your game. Your master knows many butchers. 455 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:52,550 - You should watch out. - Understood. 456 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,030 Monkey, what are you thinking? 457 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,490 - You're the one who needs to watch out. - I'd like to experience... 458 00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:15,870 my master's holy Buddha's Palm. 459 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,080 What are you talking about? What palm? 460 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,830 You didn't get it? 461 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,380 Just the two of us. I want to compare strength. 462 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,680 You run? 463 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,570 My boy, my boy 464 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:51,610 Why are you so naughty? 465 00:35:52,030 --> 00:35:53,490 Bullying, cheating 466 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:55,950 Why behave that way? 467 00:35:57,450 --> 00:35:59,330 Learn to behave better 468 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,250 Closeness, love 469 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,000 Be tender in your heart 470 00:36:03,170 --> 00:36:05,210 Damn Baldy, enough with the singing! 471 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,130 Fight me! 472 00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:10,380 Good child 473 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,490 Run. Where can you run to? 474 00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:39,370 All right. 475 00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:42,330 If that's what you really want, I'll indulge you. 476 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:45,170 So it's clobbering time. 477 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,340 Wait, give me a moment. 478 00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:09,110 I was just toying with you, Master. 479 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:12,440 Just working up a sweat. 480 00:37:15,740 --> 00:37:17,740 You scared me to death. 481 00:37:35,590 --> 00:37:38,390 - What on earth are you up to now? - None of your business. 482 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:41,060 You're so handsome, you've gone bald. 483 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:42,390 Do you mean that? 484 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,690 I'd be a pig if I lied. 485 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,030 How did it go? Did you tear Baldy to shreds? 486 00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:56,110 Was his blood running everywhere? 487 00:37:57,450 --> 00:37:59,820 Wait, have you really killed him? 488 00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:03,120 You tricked me! 489 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,520 Pigsy, have you learned what "silence is golden" means? 490 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,650 I just did. 491 00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:40,950 Now you're poisoned, I have to pull you. 492 00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:57,380 Will you please stop dousing me? 493 00:38:57,550 --> 00:39:00,800 I caught a cold, my nose is runny. 494 00:39:02,890 --> 00:39:04,510 Caught a cold? Bullshit! 495 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,680 Better take a cleaver to you and sell you in the market. 496 00:39:06,850 --> 00:39:08,810 Less trouble for me that way. 497 00:39:09,690 --> 00:39:13,060 Monkey, when do you think Sandy will turn back into a man? 498 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:15,070 I have no idea. 499 00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:17,990 Master, you really want to know? 500 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,240 Maybe... 501 00:39:20,410 --> 00:39:21,570 not. 502 00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:25,370 Bi-Qiu Kingdom 503 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:16,590 The minister is here! 504 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:17,960 Hail, Your Eminence. 505 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,900 Master Tang is an eminent monk indeed. 506 00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:39,280 His bearing is graceful. 507 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:43,780 My admiration is heartfelt. 508 00:40:58,130 --> 00:40:59,420 It's a pleasure to meet you. 509 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:04,470 May I ask how Your Eminence knew I was coming? I am flattered.... 510 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,760 Most flattered. 511 00:41:06,930 --> 00:41:08,970 Master Tang's reputation precedes him. 512 00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:11,600 And your three brilliant companions... 513 00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:15,560 are also awe-inspiring. I learned that the four of you... 514 00:41:15,730 --> 00:41:17,310 would pass by here. 515 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,780 The king sent me to greet you here. 516 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,070 Let's go to the palace. 517 00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:28,530 We can chat there. 518 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:36,000 Neat trick. 519 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,500 It's just a trifle. 520 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:48,180 - Don't play any more tricks. - It wasn't me. I didn't do anything. 521 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,100 What did I do? 522 00:41:57,270 --> 00:41:58,730 Bloom. 523 00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,770 Hey, presto. 524 00:42:03,570 --> 00:42:06,490 Your Eminence, it puzzles me. 525 00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:09,200 Are your magic tricks... 526 00:42:09,370 --> 00:42:10,700 intended to seem fake? 527 00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:14,370 Master, we both know that in this world... 528 00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:17,080 magic tricks are illusions. 529 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:20,960 Why care whether they seem real or fake? 530 00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:22,750 Let's go. 531 00:42:28,010 --> 00:42:30,390 Cultivating oneself is different from playing tricks. 532 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:32,260 The crucial thing... 533 00:42:32,430 --> 00:42:33,810 is what's in the heart. 534 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:36,640 Master... 535 00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,980 you are bottling something up. 536 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,360 What's on your mind? 537 00:42:42,230 --> 00:42:44,480 There's someone in your heart. 538 00:42:44,650 --> 00:42:49,030 You yearn for her. You can't forget her. 539 00:42:49,950 --> 00:42:51,700 I'm afraid you're wrong, there's not. 540 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:54,410 Learning humanity is like having religious faith. 541 00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:58,830 Following your heart will keep you young. 542 00:43:00,130 --> 00:43:03,170 A person who can't be honest with himself... 543 00:43:03,340 --> 00:43:06,590 is hypocritical. 544 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,090 That's why I cultivate myself... 545 00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:11,850 according to my heart's desires. 546 00:43:13,470 --> 00:43:16,430 So what "cultivation" means to you is.... 547 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,190 Doing what I damn well like. 548 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,780 Is this what pupils do between lessons in your country? 549 00:43:32,950 --> 00:43:36,080 It's a game, losers have to kneel. 550 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,750 The king has been taking rejuvenation pills lately. 551 00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:40,710 Now he behaves like a child. 552 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:44,960 It's as if he took my counsel about following his heart. 553 00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:49,920 The king is easily coaxed. 554 00:43:50,090 --> 00:43:51,470 Simply fawn on him... 555 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:56,310 and you'll be well-rewarded. 556 00:43:56,470 --> 00:43:58,350 I'll expect my cut, of course. 557 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,690 That's.... 558 00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:03,690 I'm just joking. You didn't think I was serious? 559 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,650 Look, our beauties are greeting you. 560 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:12,160 Impressive, I like it! 561 00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:21,210 Your Majesty, the honourable guests are here. 562 00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:23,790 I am Tang. I am crossing your great country. 563 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,420 My three disciples and I are here to pay our respects. 564 00:44:26,590 --> 00:44:28,880 Hug, hug! 565 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,100 Splendid. 566 00:44:36,890 --> 00:44:38,720 Look, this king is sillier than our master. 567 00:44:38,890 --> 00:44:39,890 No way. 568 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:42,520 No one is sillier than our master. 569 00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:49,320 Hug, hug! 570 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,360 Please respond in kind to the king's high protocol. 571 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,370 Too late, he's too stuck-up. 572 00:44:57,910 --> 00:44:59,700 Hug, hug! 573 00:45:01,830 --> 00:45:03,040 Follow your heart. 574 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,380 I hear that you conquer demons. 575 00:45:08,550 --> 00:45:10,300 It's true. 576 00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:13,130 Don't believe it, show me some tricks. 577 00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:16,680 I think Your Majesty is confused. 578 00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:19,140 Conquering demons is not an acrobatic trick. 579 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,560 You will do as I order! 580 00:45:22,730 --> 00:45:24,810 You will speak as I order! 581 00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:28,020 If you don't obey, you insult my dignity! 582 00:45:28,190 --> 00:45:31,570 Now I'll have your head chopped off. I'll use it as my night potty. 583 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:34,110 Great, this king gives his people what they like. 584 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,910 - My kind of king. - Men, off with his head! 585 00:45:38,580 --> 00:45:40,700 Don't worry. 586 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,290 Really, Minister? 587 00:45:43,710 --> 00:45:46,670 - It's a joke. - I see. 588 00:45:46,830 --> 00:45:48,590 It doesn't seem so. 589 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,380 Doesn't seem what? 590 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,470 Your Majesty, I have a dream. We can perform a bit for you. 591 00:45:55,630 --> 00:45:58,600 Monkey, show His Majesty a few tricks. 592 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,810 You ask a nobody to entertain me? 593 00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:03,600 That's a deliberate insult! 594 00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:05,020 Death penalty! 595 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:08,610 Don't try to talk me out of it, I'll perform. 596 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:12,230 Just give me a moment and I'll be with you. 597 00:46:13,530 --> 00:46:15,200 Get a move on! 598 00:46:15,570 --> 00:46:18,030 Master, are you really going to perform? 599 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,030 Do I have any choice? 600 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,710 He can't get through. 601 00:46:31,170 --> 00:46:32,210 What should we do? 602 00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:34,550 No big deal, just show them your Buddha's Palm. 603 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,430 It's not a parlour trick. 604 00:46:38,590 --> 00:46:41,350 How about I take Master's form? I can perform for the king. 605 00:46:41,850 --> 00:46:43,680 You just want to have your way with the maids... 606 00:46:43,850 --> 00:46:46,180 so Master will leave dozens of children here. 607 00:46:50,230 --> 00:46:51,270 Come, come. 608 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,570 Stick, stick, stick! 609 00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:55,280 I know what. 610 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,950 Use the talisman of obedience. 611 00:46:57,650 --> 00:46:59,740 That again? That's an old idea. 612 00:47:00,070 --> 00:47:02,080 It will have to do, boss. 613 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,910 New ideas are thin on the ground. 614 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,450 Stick it on him... 615 00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:07,290 and he'll do whatever I do. 616 00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:09,420 Identical movements. 617 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:57,590 Damn it, chop him up! 618 00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:01,220 Out of the question. I'll be doomed if you do a striptease again. 619 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,930 You don't trust me. 620 00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:04,430 I don't. 621 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,140 I'm sincerely trying to help. 622 00:48:09,270 --> 00:48:11,480 And you really don't trust me? 623 00:48:12,770 --> 00:48:15,400 - I don't. - If you find that something goes wrong... 624 00:48:15,570 --> 00:48:16,780 you can always stop me. 625 00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:21,030 - You won't cheat me? - I look like a cheat? 626 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,490 Have I ever cheated you? 627 00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:26,200 - More times than I can remember. - You're right. 628 00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:29,120 You're no use to us, you're an asshole. 629 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,930 Good. 630 00:48:56,230 --> 00:48:57,820 Stop it. 631 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,370 What is he doing? You want to make me lose face again? 632 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,490 Move. 633 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:17,210 Out of the way. 634 00:49:25,550 --> 00:49:27,100 What kind of dance is that? 635 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,350 I specialise in striptease. Master isn't as good as I am. 636 00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,810 Where did he go? 637 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,740 - Stop! - Don't stop. 638 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,240 No stopping. If you shout "stop" again, I'll have your head. 639 00:49:48,410 --> 00:49:50,200 You are joking? 640 00:49:51,290 --> 00:49:55,080 Master, he's not joking. If you shout "stop" again, you'll lose your head. 641 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:56,830 Go on, then. 642 00:50:03,590 --> 00:50:04,630 Wonderful. 643 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,260 Great, great. 644 00:50:08,470 --> 00:50:12,270 Great! Master, any more tricks up your sleeve? 645 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,020 Go to hell! 646 00:50:18,610 --> 00:50:20,270 Go to hell! 647 00:50:21,940 --> 00:50:24,610 - Go to hell again! - Go to hell again! 648 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:32,370 He hit me. 649 00:50:32,910 --> 00:50:35,330 He hit me! 650 00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:40,750 Hurry! Quick! 651 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,460 You must flee right away if the king cries. 652 00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:58,350 Master, I did my best to help you... 653 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,730 but after what just happened, I'm afraid that... 654 00:51:04,070 --> 00:51:05,900 your reputation... 655 00:51:06,070 --> 00:51:07,320 cannot be repaired. 656 00:51:08,070 --> 00:51:09,910 Attendants. 657 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:14,290 Here's some money for expenses. Use it on your travels. 658 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,290 Don't show up here again for eight to 10 years. 659 00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:20,420 How can I accept, after all that...? 660 00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:22,630 Forget it. Meetings are hard... 661 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,880 but partings are harder. 662 00:51:25,050 --> 00:51:26,880 You and I... 663 00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:29,970 may not meet again. 664 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,350 Take care, Tang Tang. 665 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,600 The minister fancies you. 666 00:51:39,770 --> 00:51:41,600 How about that, Master? 667 00:51:41,770 --> 00:51:43,770 You have a good chance with her. I envy you. 668 00:51:43,940 --> 00:51:47,940 With all your piety, you can still get dates. 669 00:51:48,570 --> 00:51:51,660 You bad monkey! There's no limit to your mischief! 670 00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:54,910 I feared it might go wrong, but I didn't expect to risk my life. 671 00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:57,000 Now kneel to me. 672 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,580 I'll beat you until you kneel! Kneel! 673 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,130 Beat away. 674 00:52:02,290 --> 00:52:05,880 Did you ever think how it feels to demean yourself in front of people? 675 00:52:06,050 --> 00:52:08,010 Now you know what crazy dancing feels like. 676 00:52:08,170 --> 00:52:09,550 So you know how bad I feel! 677 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:12,510 You tell me to kneel like a dog before you. 678 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,510 You know how humiliating that is? 679 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,970 You're right. I did manipulate you. 680 00:52:17,140 --> 00:52:19,730 So that you'd know how indignity feels. 681 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,110 I see. 682 00:52:24,270 --> 00:52:26,190 Now that you've said all that... 683 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,940 - I'll finish you off with one slap! - Go ahead! 684 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,490 I'm ready for it. I'd rather die than suffer this torture. 685 00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:34,160 All I wanted was to tell you: 686 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,870 Do unto others... 687 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,580 as you'd wish them to do unto you. 688 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:55,300 I'm sorry, I'm at fault. 689 00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:00,480 Stop, don't try that on me. 690 00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:06,230 You're right, we should treat others as we wish to be treated. 691 00:53:07,110 --> 00:53:10,650 I've punished you by making you dance, by taking away your dignity in public. 692 00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:15,200 Now I realise what a loss of dignity feels like. 693 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,410 I've been wrong to call you "Bad monkey." 694 00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:23,120 I've beaten and scolded you all day long. 695 00:53:23,290 --> 00:53:26,540 I've been oblivious to your feelings. 696 00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:30,960 The problem here is me, not you. 697 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,930 I'm the one who spreads unhappiness. 698 00:53:35,550 --> 00:53:38,010 Now I realise my mistakes. 699 00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:40,600 Please forgive me this once. 700 00:53:40,770 --> 00:53:42,890 Give me one more chance, forgive me. 701 00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:47,060 Master's conscience is awakened at last. 702 00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:49,770 Don't you see what he's doing? 703 00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:53,740 Master is skilled at tricks like this. This is "advance by retreating." 704 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,530 To admit a mistake at the right time... 705 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,700 can win people's hearts. 706 00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:01,330 Master often seems silly... 707 00:54:01,490 --> 00:54:03,750 but he knows how to manage risk. 708 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,540 Master... 709 00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:10,840 I guess I overdid it. 710 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,170 Please get up. 711 00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:17,890 I actually care a lot for you. 712 00:54:18,050 --> 00:54:20,350 I just didn't know how to express it. 713 00:54:21,060 --> 00:54:24,680 Master, I know in my heart how you feel about me. 714 00:54:24,850 --> 00:54:27,480 From now on, though, don't ever make me do crazy dancing. 715 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:32,320 But frankly speaking, Monkey, you're good at it. 716 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,320 Don't even think that, Master. 717 00:54:34,490 --> 00:54:35,990 Please stop calling me "Master." 718 00:54:36,150 --> 00:54:37,990 We're sworn brothers for life. 719 00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:41,870 So just call me "Elder" from now on. 720 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,660 Elder. 721 00:54:46,790 --> 00:54:48,290 Elder! 722 00:54:49,170 --> 00:54:51,590 See that, Pigsy? How well it works? 723 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,920 They're all but kissing. Impressive, no? 724 00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:59,890 No entry to the palace, on pain of death! 725 00:55:00,050 --> 00:55:03,100 - Pardon us, we wish to see the king. - Master.... 726 00:55:04,930 --> 00:55:07,560 - Why are you back? - Minister, I've been thinking. 727 00:55:07,730 --> 00:55:09,480 I can't leave things as they were. 728 00:55:09,650 --> 00:55:11,980 I need to restore my reputation. 729 00:55:12,730 --> 00:55:14,980 Master, please get away while you still can. 730 00:55:15,150 --> 00:55:17,490 If you come back, there'll be carnage. 731 00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:21,780 Minister, I value my reputation. How can I be a good monk with a bad rep? 732 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,790 How dare you return! 733 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,340 Your Majesty, please calm down. 734 00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:38,800 - Monk Tang has something to say. - Your Majesty, please calm down. 735 00:55:38,970 --> 00:55:40,930 What happened before had nothing to do with me. 736 00:55:41,090 --> 00:55:43,510 It was all caused by my errant disciple. 737 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,770 So I've brought him to apologise to you. 738 00:55:45,930 --> 00:55:47,520 And while we're about it... 739 00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,690 we'll conquer a demon or two. 740 00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:51,270 Monkey. 741 00:56:01,870 --> 00:56:03,660 Come on, hit me. 742 00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:05,620 Are you a pervert? 743 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,080 Brilliant. 744 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:10,170 A game is just the thing to appease the king. 745 00:56:10,330 --> 00:56:13,540 Master Monkey, let me run through the rules of this game. 746 00:56:19,470 --> 00:56:23,720 Master, I don't think we'll meet again in this life. 747 00:56:29,930 --> 00:56:31,060 Hit me. 748 00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:34,900 Can't you do it harder? 749 00:56:35,070 --> 00:56:37,820 You haven't eaten yet, is that it? 750 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,640 Out of the way! 751 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,060 Danger! 752 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,510 Red Boy. 753 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,810 - Monkey. - You show your true face at last. 754 00:57:49,930 --> 00:57:53,020 I saw from the start there was something odd about you. According to legend... 755 00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:55,810 you own the long Firecloud Spear. And move on... 756 00:57:56,190 --> 00:57:58,110 the flaming Golden Wheel! Well met! 757 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,280 So you're the Monkey King. 758 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,410 Let's see your tricks. Show your senior the best you can do. 759 00:58:33,350 --> 00:58:34,930 Foul play? 760 00:58:36,310 --> 00:58:37,980 You ain't seen nothing yet. 761 00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:51,080 Master, over here. 762 00:59:44,670 --> 00:59:46,260 Three-Tier Fire! 763 00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:49,050 Take that! 764 01:00:43,270 --> 01:00:46,780 The palace.... It's in ruins. 765 01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:49,940 Ruins! 766 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,570 Stupid monkey, don't hide! 767 01:00:53,950 --> 01:00:56,120 Come out to face me! 768 01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:31,380 My turn! 769 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,850 Help! 770 01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:46,230 Help! 771 01:02:46,770 --> 01:02:48,440 Gentlemen, was there an earthquake? 772 01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:51,360 Please rescue me, I've wet myself. 773 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,230 Your Majesty. 774 01:02:54,530 --> 01:02:55,820 Wait. 775 01:02:58,030 --> 01:03:00,030 Let me do it. 776 01:03:13,510 --> 01:03:15,800 What a cute, little monster. 777 01:03:16,420 --> 01:03:19,390 I've subdued it, keep it as a souvenir. 778 01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:23,350 I will chant sutras day and night until its evil nature is defeated. 779 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,890 I'll do my best. 780 01:03:27,980 --> 01:03:29,690 The king. 781 01:03:31,110 --> 01:03:33,110 Your Majesty! 782 01:03:36,690 --> 01:03:38,450 Thank you, Your Reverences. 783 01:03:38,610 --> 01:03:41,370 We have our real king back at last. 784 01:03:41,530 --> 01:03:44,410 We've prepared lavish gifts for you. 785 01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:46,540 See for yourselves. 786 01:03:59,180 --> 01:04:01,890 The palace's 3000 beauties. 787 01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,600 - Choose which you like. - All for me? 788 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,060 Too few? You can have the throne too. 789 01:04:07,230 --> 01:04:08,480 Calm down, Your Majesty. 790 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,150 His Majesty is offering... 791 01:04:11,310 --> 01:04:13,770 ladies-in-waiting for your journey. 792 01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:16,690 - So it is. - I'm grateful for his generosity, but I.... 793 01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:18,740 You think we're the types to accept such a gift? 794 01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:20,820 Women make us seriously ill. 795 01:04:20,990 --> 01:04:23,490 Put me in charge of them, see how badly I treat them all. 796 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:26,450 Come on, the fish is getting very dry. Put that to good use. 797 01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:28,200 Your saliva smells bad. 798 01:04:28,370 --> 01:04:30,500 Don't be picky. 799 01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:34,340 Master, kindly accept them. 800 01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,960 - At least one or two. - Yes. 801 01:04:36,630 --> 01:04:39,550 There's no rush, I'll handle them one by one. 802 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:43,220 If Your Majesty insists on repaying us, maybe I can suggest something? 803 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:46,010 Could you free these ladies? 804 01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:49,640 Sure, no problem. Anyone who wants to leave can leave. 805 01:04:49,810 --> 01:04:52,730 No blame attached, you have my word. 806 01:04:53,350 --> 01:04:54,400 Your Majesty... 807 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,980 - aren't you being too generous? - I feel like crying. All those women... 808 01:04:58,150 --> 01:04:59,740 they're ugly-looking gluttons. 809 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:03,110 Any one of them could eat a whole cow for breakfast. 810 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,490 You can go, you're free. 811 01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:07,540 Being imperial concubines is fine. Why would we want to leave? 812 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,950 Damned bald monk, who do you think you are? 813 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:13,330 - If you stir things up, we'll sort you out! - You think we're vain? 814 01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:15,920 We're sacrificing ourselves on the altar of love! 815 01:05:16,090 --> 01:05:17,920 Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love! 816 01:05:18,090 --> 01:05:20,380 Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love! 817 01:05:20,550 --> 01:05:22,260 Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love! 818 01:05:22,430 --> 01:05:24,760 Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love! 819 01:05:25,350 --> 01:05:28,390 See how they love you? 820 01:05:28,970 --> 01:05:30,350 I'll kick your balls! 821 01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,390 - I'm sorry. - You'll never have children. 822 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,360 Calm down, you can all stay. 823 01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:42,320 I want to die. 824 01:05:50,410 --> 01:05:52,160 - That one.... That one is.... - Me? 825 01:05:52,330 --> 01:05:55,710 You, the one in black at the back. 826 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,710 How come I've never seen you before? 827 01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,500 This lady is a newcomer. 828 01:05:59,670 --> 01:06:01,380 She's a songstress. 829 01:06:04,220 --> 01:06:06,220 What's your name? 830 01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:10,520 - Felicity. - Since you're a songstress... 831 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,730 give us a quick song... 832 01:06:12,890 --> 01:06:16,060 to send the masters on their way. 833 01:06:16,230 --> 01:06:17,810 Yes, sire. 834 01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:36,120 As a monk, I renounce you. 835 01:06:59,150 --> 01:07:00,860 Yesterday, today 836 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:04,690 The past has slipped away 837 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,030 Without makeup 838 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:14,000 Colours fade 839 01:07:14,410 --> 01:07:18,210 All through history 840 01:07:19,170 --> 01:07:22,420 Love endures 841 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:26,090 Your love awaits your return 842 01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:30,100 Wandering beyond the clouds 843 01:07:32,470 --> 01:07:35,140 Love sickness 844 01:07:35,310 --> 01:07:37,770 Begets sorrow 845 01:07:39,850 --> 01:07:42,900 In this world 846 01:07:43,070 --> 01:07:47,320 Fate is immutable 847 01:07:48,910 --> 01:07:51,070 Let it go 848 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:56,450 We cannot be together 849 01:07:56,620 --> 01:08:03,290 Is this truly our destiny? 850 01:08:08,470 --> 01:08:11,590 Splendid! Her artistry is magnificent. 851 01:08:23,570 --> 01:08:25,070 Master. 852 01:08:25,690 --> 01:08:26,900 What is it? 853 01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:30,570 His Majesty asks if you'd like Felicity to accompany you on your travels. 854 01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:31,780 Out of the question! 855 01:08:31,950 --> 01:08:34,280 I'm going west to find sutras and cultivate myself. 856 01:08:34,450 --> 01:08:36,660 She couldn't make such an arduous journey. 857 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,210 I have burned incense and prayed to Buddha. 858 01:08:39,370 --> 01:08:40,710 I am a devout Buddhist. 859 01:08:40,870 --> 01:08:43,040 We must brave the elements with little to eat. 860 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:45,590 A young woman couldn't endure it. 861 01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:48,470 I'm not afraid, my family was poor. 862 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,340 I've done household chores since I was young. 863 01:08:51,510 --> 01:08:54,850 - I'm accustomed to hardship. - Wonderful! 864 01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:56,310 What touching words. 865 01:08:56,470 --> 01:08:57,930 This songstress.... 866 01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:00,850 She can sing, dance, cook, and wash. 867 01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:05,020 What a resource, at home and on travels. 868 01:09:05,190 --> 01:09:08,320 - Still.... - Master, you really don't want her? 869 01:09:09,530 --> 01:09:10,990 I don't. 870 01:09:11,950 --> 01:09:13,070 You won't regret it? 871 01:09:13,570 --> 01:09:14,820 No regrets. 872 01:09:14,990 --> 01:09:17,990 Master, please take time to reflect. 873 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,580 I'll ask you once again. You don't want her? 874 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,500 - I don't. - You must be kidding! 875 01:09:23,670 --> 01:09:26,590 Such a charming girl! Why don't you want her? You're weird! 876 01:09:27,050 --> 01:09:30,130 Minister, please arrange this right away. 877 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:33,930 I want the girl cleaned up and sent to my chambers. 878 01:09:34,090 --> 01:09:35,300 As soon as possible. 879 01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:37,390 Your Majesty.... 880 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:46,480 We'll take our leave now. 881 01:09:51,860 --> 01:09:54,360 Attendants, see them out. Help them with the fish too. 882 01:09:54,530 --> 01:09:56,200 Come with me. 883 01:10:37,410 --> 01:10:39,410 When you've suffered pain... 884 01:10:39,830 --> 01:10:42,540 you know the pain of all sentient beings. 885 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:48,380 When you've insisted... 886 01:10:48,540 --> 01:10:50,670 you know how to let go. 887 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:54,130 When you've cared for others, you know how to move on. 888 01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:57,510 That's what spiritual attainment is all about. 889 01:10:59,140 --> 01:11:00,720 But me... 890 01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:03,060 I'm just an ordinary man. 891 01:11:06,980 --> 01:11:08,440 Your Majesty.... 892 01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:11,520 Your Majesty, the master is back again. 893 01:11:13,610 --> 01:11:16,360 Master, you have broken your journey. 894 01:11:16,530 --> 01:11:18,110 What trouble did you encounter? 895 01:11:18,450 --> 01:11:21,030 I've been pondering, I don't think I should reject... 896 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:22,830 Your Majesty's great generosity. 897 01:11:22,990 --> 01:11:25,830 Please allow Felicity to join me on my journey. 898 01:11:27,460 --> 01:11:29,790 You can do that, right? 899 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,340 I can, but.... 900 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:36,300 - But what? - Last night, I had my way with Felicity. 901 01:11:39,180 --> 01:11:42,100 Tell you what, choose someone else. 902 01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:46,480 Master... 903 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,270 I sympathise, but there's nothing I can do. 904 01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:54,280 You mean.... But I don't mind. 905 01:11:55,190 --> 01:11:57,110 Your Majesty has favoured Felicity. 906 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,860 - That makes me all the more honoured. - You don't mind? 907 01:12:00,490 --> 01:12:01,570 Definitely not. 908 01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:03,330 You don't mind... 909 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,200 but I mind. 910 01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:10,380 The fact of the matter is... 911 01:12:10,540 --> 01:12:12,380 Felicity resisted him last night. 912 01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:14,000 She refuses to be a concubine. 913 01:12:14,170 --> 01:12:17,010 She says she'd rather die than be forced into it. 914 01:12:18,380 --> 01:12:21,890 - Then yes. - I lied to you! 915 01:12:22,050 --> 01:12:23,640 So what? 916 01:12:24,350 --> 01:12:26,810 Yesterday I asked you eight times... 917 01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:28,440 and eight times you refused. 918 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:31,230 Now you come back and change your mind. 919 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,320 How reckless! 920 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,320 Don't get worked up. 921 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:39,400 - Put down the drum. - All the women in the harem... 922 01:12:40,070 --> 01:12:42,870 look like they've been struck by lightning. 923 01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:45,370 But this one is good-looking. 924 01:12:45,540 --> 01:12:47,660 You won't grant me this one morsel? 925 01:12:47,830 --> 01:12:50,120 - That's right. - You bastard! 926 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:53,460 Now that Master has made up his mind... 927 01:12:53,630 --> 01:12:58,470 and Felicity refuses to be a concubine, let's move towards a happy ending. 928 01:12:58,630 --> 01:13:01,300 Attendants, fetch Felicity. 929 01:13:01,470 --> 01:13:03,600 Thank you, Your Majesty. 930 01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,140 I don't agree to this. 931 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,850 My Felicity.... 932 01:13:45,970 --> 01:13:48,100 Master, drink some water. 933 01:13:49,850 --> 01:13:52,270 - You first. - You're so kind. 934 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:56,690 Monkey, what are you doing? 935 01:13:56,860 --> 01:13:58,020 Taking a leak! 936 01:13:58,190 --> 01:14:00,150 In front of a girl? What's gotten into you? 937 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,780 Go over there! 938 01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:05,700 - Felicity.... - Master, come with me. 939 01:14:05,870 --> 01:14:07,740 - I don't need to go. - What? 940 01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:10,450 Yes, you do! Come. 941 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,870 One moment, I'll be right back. 942 01:14:14,870 --> 01:14:17,710 - My dear.... - Who are you? 943 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:19,460 I'm Second Brother. 944 01:14:19,630 --> 01:14:22,800 Isn't my true face completely irresistible? 945 01:14:24,470 --> 01:14:28,970 Sometimes when I look in the mirror, my beauty stuns me. 946 01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:31,890 Second Brother, Brother Monkey is watching you. 947 01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:34,940 You're a naughty one, aren't you? 948 01:14:37,190 --> 01:14:39,900 But I won't let you cheat me. 949 01:14:50,490 --> 01:14:52,160 Extreme! 950 01:14:52,330 --> 01:14:53,910 Mistress, go get a whip. 951 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,920 Lash me, correct me... 952 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,880 insult me, beat me, punish me. 953 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:03,260 You're laughing at me. 954 01:15:04,510 --> 01:15:07,890 You're coughing, Third Brother, drink some water. 955 01:15:09,220 --> 01:15:11,890 What's blocking your nose? 956 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:27,570 That's more comfortable! 957 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,740 So you get back human form when you sneeze. 958 01:15:30,910 --> 01:15:34,080 You should've said so, it's hard work pulling you. 959 01:15:34,250 --> 01:15:38,540 Master, even if you don't want to pee, try to pee just a little. 960 01:15:38,710 --> 01:15:41,090 Make a puddle to look at your reflection. 961 01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:45,630 I'm handsome, does that bother you? 962 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,090 I've been bothered about you for a couple of days. 963 01:15:48,260 --> 01:15:49,510 You don't even have hair. 964 01:15:49,890 --> 01:15:51,350 Felicity is quite good-looking. 965 01:15:51,510 --> 01:15:54,640 Why did she pass up being a queen to follow you instead? 966 01:15:54,810 --> 01:15:56,520 What's on your mind? 967 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:59,900 She's actually a demon, she plans to eat you. 968 01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:02,610 - Don't do that! - Sorry. 969 01:16:04,730 --> 01:16:07,740 Why didn't you tell me this earlier? 970 01:16:07,900 --> 01:16:10,160 There are many kinds of demons. 971 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,620 Some are easy to spot... 972 01:16:11,780 --> 01:16:15,120 others aren't. 973 01:16:17,370 --> 01:16:19,620 So you have no proof. 974 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,790 It's not hard to check. 975 01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,630 You've let her looks blind you. 976 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,420 Get on her case. 977 01:16:25,590 --> 01:16:27,050 Do I have to tell you how? 978 01:16:27,220 --> 01:16:30,510 Aren't you a professional demon-hunter? 979 01:16:53,660 --> 01:16:56,040 - What are you looking for? - A mirror. 980 01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:58,460 I have one. 981 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,590 It sends out light. 982 01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:06,550 What a shining bronze mirror! 983 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:13,970 - Doesn't it work? - It's fine. 984 01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:21,100 Bad monkey, have you finished? 985 01:17:21,940 --> 01:17:24,150 Don't mind him, I'll help comb your hair. 986 01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:34,780 Monkey, what are you doing? 987 01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:38,160 A demon's blood will vaporise on the mirror. 988 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,210 That's impossible! Nothing happened. 989 01:17:42,370 --> 01:17:44,540 - Shut it, demon-hunter! - So she's not a demon. 990 01:17:44,710 --> 01:17:46,960 - Where are you from? - I'm from Rivermouth Village. 991 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:49,840 Rivermouth Village. It's on the other side of that hill. 992 01:17:50,010 --> 01:17:51,880 I've never known a demon with a family. 993 01:17:52,050 --> 01:17:55,010 - I dare you to take me there. - I'll go! 994 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:59,600 Rivermouth Village 995 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:06,150 Felicity, it's so long since you visited us. 996 01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:09,650 Ma, I'm following a monk west to find sutras. 997 01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:14,320 See how nice her family is? You'd better apologise to them now. 998 01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:18,540 Apologise? Dream on! 999 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:27,590 Dad! 1000 01:18:31,510 --> 01:18:33,840 Demon girl, you hired a big supporting cast. 1001 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,090 No expense spared. 1002 01:18:35,260 --> 01:18:37,640 I don't know what the misunderstanding is... 1003 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:39,470 but please let my mother go. 1004 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,220 Spare the lives of my family. 1005 01:18:41,390 --> 01:18:42,890 Don't be rash! Let her go. 1006 01:18:45,310 --> 01:18:48,270 Master likes this young woman, but he still loves you too. 1007 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,320 Don't be jealous. 1008 01:18:51,570 --> 01:18:52,690 Jealous? 1009 01:18:52,860 --> 01:18:55,160 Will you shut up? 1010 01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:58,740 Hurry! 1011 01:19:01,410 --> 01:19:03,290 How many times must I tell you? 1012 01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:06,580 This woman is really a demon. They're in league to do you harm. 1013 01:19:06,750 --> 01:19:10,090 They're a family, three generations! And you keep slandering them! 1014 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,460 You're the one doing harm. 1015 01:19:12,170 --> 01:19:13,550 You're the demon! 1016 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:15,930 So you believe her rather than me? 1017 01:19:16,090 --> 01:19:18,090 - Yes. - Fine. 1018 01:19:18,260 --> 01:19:19,430 Then I'll kill her! 1019 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:28,230 How dare you smite me as a demon? 1020 01:19:28,610 --> 01:19:33,110 All the women I like, such as Miss Duan before her, you want to kill them all? 1021 01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:35,650 He finally said it. 1022 01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,410 So you haven't forgotten. 1023 01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:43,200 Of course I remember. 1024 01:19:43,370 --> 01:19:45,960 I'll always remember. The way you beat her. 1025 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:47,210 Beat her to death! 1026 01:19:47,370 --> 01:19:49,460 I thought you were really treating me as a brother. 1027 01:19:49,630 --> 01:19:50,920 Brother? 1028 01:19:51,090 --> 01:19:53,920 Since I'm stuck with a mad killer like you, day in, day out... 1029 01:19:54,090 --> 01:19:56,930 I have to pretend to get along with you! 1030 01:19:57,090 --> 01:19:59,140 If you died 10 times, it wouldn't be enough. 1031 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:01,350 I wish you'd go to hell, be damned forever! 1032 01:20:01,510 --> 01:20:02,600 I see. 1033 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:04,680 If you're not my friend in this world... 1034 01:20:05,180 --> 01:20:07,520 you're my enemy. 1035 01:20:07,690 --> 01:20:09,190 We've been enemies all along. 1036 01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:11,060 Get out! 1037 01:20:11,230 --> 01:20:13,940 Go away as far as possible, while I'm in a good mood. 1038 01:20:14,820 --> 01:20:16,740 So you're in a good mood? 1039 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:20,870 Listen, all of you.... All the demon-killing on this journey... 1040 01:20:21,030 --> 01:20:23,490 I did it for him. 1041 01:20:23,950 --> 01:20:27,960 My constant headaches, the lash scars all over my body... 1042 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,540 that's all his doing. 1043 01:20:30,710 --> 01:20:31,960 Whatever I owed him... 1044 01:20:32,130 --> 01:20:33,630 I've repaid it in full. 1045 01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:36,840 Whatever he owes me, no need to repay. 1046 01:20:37,010 --> 01:20:39,630 From now on, our master-disciple bond... 1047 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:41,640 is at an end! 1048 01:20:42,390 --> 01:20:43,930 - Brother Monkey! - Let him go. 1049 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,110 Dad. 1050 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,260 How's your family? 1051 01:21:19,420 --> 01:21:22,840 They're recovering, they'll be fine. 1052 01:21:23,390 --> 01:21:26,350 Please don't blame yourself. 1053 01:21:26,510 --> 01:21:28,480 Who's Miss Duan? 1054 01:21:32,230 --> 01:21:34,150 Miss Duan was also a demon-hunter. 1055 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,440 We faced life-or-death struggles together. 1056 01:21:37,690 --> 01:21:39,070 I loved her a lot... 1057 01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:42,240 but I dared not admit it. 1058 01:21:42,570 --> 01:21:46,830 Until the day I saw Monkey destroying her. 1059 01:21:46,990 --> 01:21:48,450 And then it was too late. 1060 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,750 I let her down. 1061 01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:54,210 And if you meet someone else you like... 1062 01:21:54,380 --> 01:21:56,750 will you let her down again? 1063 01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:06,260 I never wanted too much from life. 1064 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,600 Just find the right man... 1065 01:22:09,390 --> 01:22:12,770 - get married, have a baby.... - Have a baby... 1066 01:22:13,810 --> 01:22:16,310 settle down. 1067 01:22:19,610 --> 01:22:20,990 I've found that man. 1068 01:22:21,150 --> 01:22:22,860 It's you. 1069 01:22:45,390 --> 01:22:47,760 Master, it's a crisis! Brother Monkey has gone mad. 1070 01:22:47,930 --> 01:22:50,220 He killed everyone in sight, we couldn't stop him! 1071 01:23:01,990 --> 01:23:04,650 Pigsy, Sandy, see if anyone can be saved. 1072 01:23:04,820 --> 01:23:06,990 Ma! Dad! 1073 01:23:16,460 --> 01:23:19,170 Dad! Ma! 1074 01:23:19,340 --> 01:23:21,670 You can smile after killing so many? 1075 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,420 You're possessed by the devil! 1076 01:23:24,010 --> 01:23:26,340 Those I killed were all demons. 1077 01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:29,510 You don't believe anything I say. 1078 01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:31,430 So I won't waste words. 1079 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:33,890 I'll kill the last one... 1080 01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:36,390 and be done with it. 1081 01:23:36,730 --> 01:23:40,020 - Don't force me! - You'll give your life to protect a demon? 1082 01:23:40,190 --> 01:23:43,900 Yes! I won't let you hurt any more of the people I love. 1083 01:23:44,070 --> 01:23:45,610 You're possessed. Out of my way! 1084 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:50,580 Bad monkey, that's enough! 1085 01:23:50,740 --> 01:23:53,580 Enough? You want to die, so be my guest. 1086 01:23:53,950 --> 01:23:56,210 Child, child, why 1087 01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:58,880 Child, child 1088 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,960 Why are you so bad? 1089 01:24:01,340 --> 01:24:04,010 I'll sing it for you. 1090 01:24:06,590 --> 01:24:08,680 Buddha's Palm? 1091 01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,470 Yeah, sure! 1092 01:24:11,100 --> 01:24:14,100 Buddha's Palm? Still pretending! You can't do it! 1093 01:24:18,650 --> 01:24:21,940 Don't believe me, asshole? 1094 01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:27,900 No! Please don't strike your master. 1095 01:24:28,070 --> 01:24:30,660 Stop, I beg you! 1096 01:24:32,450 --> 01:24:34,450 That's very touching. 1097 01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:35,870 I'll kill you first. 1098 01:24:45,630 --> 01:24:47,670 Baldy, you're worth nothing! 1099 01:24:49,260 --> 01:24:50,680 Don't hit him! 1100 01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:54,260 I'll admit it, I'm a demon. 1101 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:55,640 I'm a demon. 1102 01:24:55,810 --> 01:24:58,140 My real form is a skeleton. 1103 01:24:58,310 --> 01:25:00,520 I conjured up the illusion of this village. 1104 01:25:00,690 --> 01:25:02,860 You need to hear her say it again? 1105 01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:06,990 My beloved and I were waylaid by mountain brigands. 1106 01:25:07,150 --> 01:25:10,360 My love abandoned me and fled. 1107 01:25:10,530 --> 01:25:13,030 I was horribly abused. 1108 01:25:13,830 --> 01:25:16,660 The brigands raped me and left me to die. 1109 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:19,830 I turned into a heap of bones. 1110 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:23,000 But my grievances have never died. 1111 01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:31,680 In truth, I'm nothing but bones. 1112 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,640 I'm sorry. 1113 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,520 Heavens! Master is dead! 1114 01:26:20,980 --> 01:26:23,190 We can forget those sutras! 1115 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,270 Hurray! 1116 01:26:50,670 --> 01:26:52,670 Case closed! That's great! 1117 01:26:53,510 --> 01:26:55,680 Minister... 1118 01:26:56,590 --> 01:27:00,600 that stupid monkey is no match for us. He's even gobbled up his master. 1119 01:27:03,140 --> 01:27:04,940 See how Buddha rages in the western sky. 1120 01:27:05,100 --> 01:27:06,150 Shut up! 1121 01:27:08,730 --> 01:27:11,110 I have a dream. 1122 01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:16,820 I want all the world's liars and monsters to show their true colours. 1123 01:27:17,530 --> 01:27:19,700 Felicity, no need to hide. 1124 01:27:19,870 --> 01:27:21,330 Come on, show yourself. 1125 01:27:21,490 --> 01:27:23,460 Your stratagem of sowing discord was smart. 1126 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:26,750 I know you have true feelings for the monk. 1127 01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:28,750 You're following your heart... 1128 01:27:29,090 --> 01:27:33,380 my very own path to supreme wisdom. 1129 01:27:35,180 --> 01:27:38,550 So this is the legendary Monkey King? 1130 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,260 Cute! 1131 01:27:40,970 --> 01:27:42,430 Like a banana? Here. 1132 01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:53,820 Fine, we can adopt him as our pet. 1133 01:27:54,190 --> 01:27:55,950 Why not! Six hands. 1134 01:27:56,110 --> 01:27:59,160 Right. 1135 01:28:01,450 --> 01:28:03,540 My turn! 1136 01:28:16,930 --> 01:28:18,890 King of demons? 1137 01:28:19,050 --> 01:28:21,010 All I did was cough... 1138 01:28:21,180 --> 01:28:23,810 and you were terrified. 1139 01:28:25,140 --> 01:28:26,350 I'm your new master. 1140 01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:28,850 You'd better obey me... 1141 01:28:29,020 --> 01:28:30,650 or you'll be spanked. 1142 01:28:58,170 --> 01:29:00,260 So you're finally revealing your foxtail. 1143 01:29:00,590 --> 01:29:04,060 My tail? No, I keep it well hidden. 1144 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,600 Monk... 1145 01:29:06,770 --> 01:29:08,850 you're the one who stands exposed. 1146 01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:11,230 All that canoodling with skeleton-demon here.... 1147 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:12,690 Worldly desires are back? 1148 01:29:13,230 --> 01:29:14,940 Felicity hasn't lost her virtues. 1149 01:29:15,110 --> 01:29:18,190 I'll make it possible for her to reincarnate. 1150 01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:21,490 Your stratagem is to sow discord, but we have a counter-stratagem. 1151 01:29:21,660 --> 01:29:25,160 You thought we were fooled by Felicity. 1152 01:29:25,330 --> 01:29:28,290 You thought she could sow discord between Monkey and me. 1153 01:29:28,660 --> 01:29:31,670 But you underestimated Monkey's vision. 1154 01:29:31,830 --> 01:29:34,790 The skeleton-demon conjured up the village... 1155 01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:38,420 and we pretended to be fooled by it, as you hoped. 1156 01:29:38,590 --> 01:29:40,930 We tricked you into revealing yourself. 1157 01:29:41,090 --> 01:29:42,180 Minister... 1158 01:29:42,340 --> 01:29:44,300 I'll tell you one more thing. 1159 01:29:44,470 --> 01:29:46,260 I'm actually very wise! 1160 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:53,940 Wise? 1161 01:29:54,110 --> 01:29:56,690 Comfort yourself with your illusions. 1162 01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:00,990 Let's see what you can do to me. 1163 01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:04,370 Strike! 1164 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:06,990 All right! 1165 01:30:51,870 --> 01:30:55,130 Master, grasp my tail. 1166 01:30:59,050 --> 01:31:00,210 Felicity! 1167 01:31:00,380 --> 01:31:03,090 Take care! Stay clear! 1168 01:31:04,430 --> 01:31:07,510 I'm the Monkey King! 1169 01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:10,140 Demon, you cannot flee! 1170 01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:18,610 Bad monkey, he's such a stupid monk. 1171 01:31:18,770 --> 01:31:21,030 Is it worth dying for him? 1172 01:31:21,990 --> 01:31:24,490 Master, she says you're stupid. She knows you too well. 1173 01:31:24,650 --> 01:31:26,910 Don't listen to her, I'm very wise. 1174 01:31:27,910 --> 01:31:29,280 You can't go far. 1175 01:31:29,450 --> 01:31:30,580 Ward me off? 1176 01:31:30,740 --> 01:31:33,080 You think you can? 1177 01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,380 Monkey... 1178 01:31:39,540 --> 01:31:42,340 your nemesis is here! 1179 01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:01,570 Buddha! 1180 01:32:02,780 --> 01:32:04,820 Even Buddha is invited! Giving you real face! 1181 01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:18,370 It's not possible. 1182 01:32:18,540 --> 01:32:19,710 It's an imposter. 1183 01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:22,550 Yep, looks like he's had a nose and chin job. 1184 01:32:22,710 --> 01:32:23,920 Monkey... 1185 01:32:24,090 --> 01:32:26,380 you've felt Buddha's power. 1186 01:32:26,550 --> 01:32:28,760 Come closer for the full effect! 1187 01:32:31,470 --> 01:32:34,640 Fine, try my Anchoring Pole. 1188 01:32:43,860 --> 01:32:46,950 No wave swell can match the East Sea itself! 1189 01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:15,680 Master, shelter in my earlobe. 1190 01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:00,940 Two Buddhas! 1191 01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,180 Monkey. Monkey! 1192 01:35:59,470 --> 01:36:01,100 Immortal gold vulture... 1193 01:36:01,970 --> 01:36:05,770 you have cultivated yourself beside me... 1194 01:36:06,140 --> 01:36:09,020 yet you do not understand. 1195 01:36:09,690 --> 01:36:13,530 No wonder you spread sophistry in the world. 1196 01:36:15,110 --> 01:36:16,450 Lord Buddha... 1197 01:36:16,610 --> 01:36:18,360 I live for you. 1198 01:36:18,530 --> 01:36:21,200 I've been by your side for so many years. 1199 01:36:21,370 --> 01:36:23,200 But did you ever notice me? 1200 01:36:23,370 --> 01:36:25,330 Say no more. 1201 01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:29,630 Immortal gold vulture, show your true self. Let go! 1202 01:37:09,210 --> 01:37:10,710 Try to stand, Felicity. 1203 01:37:11,500 --> 01:37:13,960 I will try to exorcise your demonic traits. 1204 01:37:14,500 --> 01:37:16,260 There's too much demon in me. 1205 01:37:16,420 --> 01:37:17,920 Even if you save me... 1206 01:37:18,340 --> 01:37:20,680 I can't be sure I won't harm humans again. 1207 01:37:20,840 --> 01:37:22,220 You conquer demons... 1208 01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:24,100 and I am a demon. 1209 01:37:24,720 --> 01:37:26,850 Free my soul. 1210 01:37:28,980 --> 01:37:30,230 She's right. 1211 01:37:30,770 --> 01:37:34,190 Her acrimony runs too deep, she has to burn. 1212 01:37:37,070 --> 01:37:38,280 Felicity.... 1213 01:37:38,450 --> 01:37:42,160 The greatest obstacle in the world is love. 1214 01:37:45,290 --> 01:37:48,250 She is always here in your heart. 1215 01:37:48,410 --> 01:37:50,580 She fills it. 1216 01:37:50,750 --> 01:37:52,330 If only... 1217 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:56,840 I could remain as a trace in your memories... 1218 01:37:57,010 --> 01:37:58,380 I'll be content. 1219 01:38:03,760 --> 01:38:05,010 Don't look at me. 1220 01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:06,890 Clean up your own mess. 1221 01:38:07,060 --> 01:38:09,930 I don't want you saying I've killed your girl. 1222 01:38:10,390 --> 01:38:12,100 Let's go. 1223 01:38:15,690 --> 01:38:17,530 The truth is... 1224 01:38:17,980 --> 01:38:20,240 I really have fallen for you. 1225 01:38:21,150 --> 01:38:23,990 Do you like me at least a tiny bit? 1226 01:38:26,620 --> 01:38:28,040 Sorry. 1227 01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:29,790 My heart... 1228 01:38:29,950 --> 01:38:32,210 has no space for anyone else. 1229 01:38:33,460 --> 01:38:36,380 I'm so silly, aren't I? 1230 01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:38,300 I knew that... 1231 01:38:38,460 --> 01:38:40,300 but I still asked. 1232 01:38:43,930 --> 01:38:45,640 Felicity... 1233 01:38:47,680 --> 01:38:49,850 I'm going to send you on your way. 1234 01:39:45,490 --> 01:39:46,780 Don't take it so hard. 1235 01:39:46,950 --> 01:39:48,530 Master, we should talk. 1236 01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:50,950 Did you ever have feelings for Felicity? 1237 01:39:51,910 --> 01:39:57,040 I'm asking you, did you ever have feelings for Felicity? 1238 01:39:58,540 --> 01:40:01,300 Of course not! You're the only one in my heart. 1239 01:40:01,670 --> 01:40:02,960 Only me? 1240 01:40:03,130 --> 01:40:06,260 Brother Monkey, your headband was once Miss Duan's. 1241 01:40:06,430 --> 01:40:09,760 The memory of her still haunts Master so he sometimes takes you for her. 1242 01:40:09,930 --> 01:40:12,770 - You can see it in his smile, look! - Impossible! 1243 01:40:16,060 --> 01:40:17,980 Really? 1244 01:40:19,020 --> 01:40:21,690 You don't trust even me? 1245 01:40:25,450 --> 01:40:28,410 So did she ever touch your heart? 1246 01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:31,910 Of course not, it's a meaningless question. 1247 01:40:32,080 --> 01:40:33,290 Did you really think I'd say yes? 1248 01:40:33,450 --> 01:40:35,160 You women always ask the same question. 1249 01:40:35,330 --> 01:40:37,540 So you did, you lowlife! 1250 01:40:37,710 --> 01:40:39,460 Lowlife! 1251 01:40:47,130 --> 01:40:51,470 This can't go on, I'd better get back the headband. Or she'll ask again. 1252 01:40:52,180 --> 01:40:53,680 What are you doing? 1253 01:40:53,850 --> 01:40:56,560 - Give back the headband. - Are you crazy? You gave it to me. 1254 01:40:56,730 --> 01:40:58,770 It doesn't suit you, it makes you look awful. 1255 01:40:58,940 --> 01:41:00,520 You should have said so, you can have it. 1256 01:41:00,690 --> 01:41:03,070 Hand it over! Why are you running off? 1257 01:41:03,230 --> 01:41:06,610 - I've given it to you. - No, you just said you would. 1258 01:41:06,780 --> 01:41:10,950 - Right, I said I would. - But you haven't done so. 1259 01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:12,870 Haven't I? Are you sure? 1260 01:41:13,030 --> 01:41:16,580 I'm sure! Believe me for once! 1261 01:48:05,360 --> 01:48:06,410 Let's go. 1262 01:48:06,570 --> 01:48:08,120 Hang on, there's probably more after the credits. 1263 01:48:08,280 --> 01:48:10,330 No need to wait, there's no post-credits scene. 1264 01:48:10,490 --> 01:48:14,540 Be sure to take all your belongings. Exit on the right side, thank you. 1265 01:48:14,710 --> 01:48:17,130 Hey, blockbusters always have a post-credits scene! 1266 01:48:17,290 --> 01:48:18,710 This isn't a blockbuster... 1267 01:48:18,880 --> 01:48:21,130 so there isn't one. 1268 01:48:21,760 --> 01:48:22,960 I repeat... 1269 01:48:23,130 --> 01:48:24,670 it's not a blockbuster... 1270 01:48:24,840 --> 01:48:26,930 so there isn't one. 1271 01:48:27,090 --> 01:48:29,180 If this were a blockbuster... 1272 01:48:29,350 --> 01:48:31,430 there'd be one. 1273 01:48:36,440 --> 01:48:38,440 Subtitles Translated by: Will M 1274 01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:45,440 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 90112