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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:02,230 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, friends, you'll recall our Jane 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,880 became a published author, 3 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:05,330 and so, she tried to get an agent. 4 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:06,950 JANE: You know Jeffrey Mullins? 5 00:00:06,980 --> 00:00:08,460 I would love to meet him. 6 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:09,920 But that didn't work out. 7 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,810 - And even worse... - Oh, my God! 8 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,810 Her book didn't exactly create fireworks. 9 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:17,540 "There is a sense here of promise unfulfilled" 10 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:19,300 But her kiss with Rafael... 11 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,710 Well, that did. Not as romantic: 12 00:00:21,790 --> 00:00:23,570 Alba turned down Jorge's proposal. 13 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,370 No. 14 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,660 Oh, and Jane's mom and dad got married. 15 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:28,580 Only, he had a baby with Darci, 16 00:00:28,610 --> 00:00:31,060 who was in love with his archrival, Esteban. 17 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:33,710 I know! Straight out of a telenovela, right? 18 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,000 Well, imagine this... 19 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:36,460 Petra's sister Anezka 20 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,670 schemed against Rafael's sister Luisa. 21 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:40,869 And Petra found out, and well... 22 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:42,930 How long did you leave my sister in an institution 23 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,610 knowing she wasn't hallucinating?! 24 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:45,470 A week. 25 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:47,469 NARRATOR: Oh, and then Anezka went splat, 26 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:50,070 leaving Petra as a person of interest in her death. 27 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:52,909 So she had to get a lawyer, who was also named Jane. 28 00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:53,880 Only problem... 29 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,480 Okay. I'm her lawyer. What's next? 30 00:00:56,870 --> 00:00:58,100 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yikes, right? 31 00:00:58,130 --> 00:00:59,560 So let's dive in. 32 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:03,900 When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was 23 and a half years old, 33 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,890 she had a magical kiss with Rafael. 34 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,740 It was the kind of kiss 35 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,800 you could only have when you're young, uninhibited, 36 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,490 and free of the pressures of... 37 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:14,680 MATEO: You guys are kissing! 38 00:01:14,710 --> 00:01:16,390 Does that mean you're getting married? 39 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,590 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: having a child. 40 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,720 Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 41 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:21,889 - We're not getting married. - That was, 42 00:01:21,890 --> 00:01:23,029 - that was, that was just... - Uh... 43 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:24,660 Um, Mateo... (STAMMERS) 44 00:01:24,690 --> 00:01:26,600 Mommy and Daddy are just exploring 45 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,110 our feelings for one another 46 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,660 in a romantic way. 47 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,060 Exactly, and we don't know where it will go 48 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:33,139 because it's brand-new. 49 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:34,400 And if it works, great. 50 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:36,170 And if it doesn't, that's okay, 51 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,609 because nothing will change for you. 52 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:40,580 - Nothing. - Does that make sense? 53 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:43,680 I've never been so happy in my life! 54 00:01:43,710 --> 00:01:45,130 JANE: Oh! 55 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,910 (PHONE CHIMES) 56 00:01:55,170 --> 00:01:56,600 (SIGHS) 57 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:08,520 (SIGHS) 58 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:33,750 (GIGGLES) 59 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:40,300 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us to... 60 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:42,710 I told them that you and Daddy 61 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:44,980 were exploring each other with kisses. 62 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,850 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So much for the down-low. 63 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,409 - Oh, boy. - XIOMARA: So what changed? 64 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:50,350 - I don't know how I feel about this. - Last I heard, you weren't... 65 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,420 - ROGELIO: We were talking yesterday. - Everyone stop. 66 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,630 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Geez, talk about pressure. 67 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:56,750 - It was just one kiss. - Technically, two. 68 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:59,120 And like we told Mateo, 69 00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:00,220 we're 70 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:01,330 figuring it out. 71 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:03,560 A-And we're gonna just need some time to do that. 72 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:07,800 So, is there 73 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:10,110 some other reason everybody's here? 74 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:13,720 Beyond potentially confusing a five-year-old boy? 75 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,370 Well, I have big news. 76 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:18,640 I have decided to take one year off from work 77 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:21,710 to become a stay-at-home dad to Baby. 78 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:24,179 Wow, Ro. I really admire that. 79 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:25,749 I do, too. (RINGTONE PLAYS) 80 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:28,130 Oh. Hang on, that's my publisher. I'll be right back. 81 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,450 Oh. We'll be fine. 82 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:34,080 I agreed to do 83 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:36,520 a slightly embarrassing overseas commercial. 84 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,790 It is related to digestive issues. It's not important. 85 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:45,100 (SPEAKING JAPANESE) 86 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,540 (GONG RINGS) 87 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,880 ROGELIO: The point is, 88 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,140 it will cover the bills. 89 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:56,700 And now, I can support Xo 90 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:58,620 while she builds up her dance studio 91 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:01,500 and focus on my beautiful baby, Baby. 92 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,160 In fact, I made a vision board. 93 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:06,390 ? ? 94 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:09,250 I intend to raise 95 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:10,370 a strong, 96 00:04:10,390 --> 00:04:11,620 self-reliant, 97 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,570 intelligent daughter. 98 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,280 Just like Jane. 99 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,200 I was just dropped by my publisher. 100 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,920 What? 101 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:22,770 Yeah, they won't option my second book 102 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:24,880 because not enough people are buying my first. 103 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,690 I'm sorry, hon. 104 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:32,269 XIOMARA: Yeah, you know how many books 105 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:34,130 J.K. Rowling wrote before Harry Potter? 106 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,710 None. It was her first try. 107 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:38,640 And she did it in a coffee shop while holding a baby on her lap. 108 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:41,310 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow! Talk about your fantastic beasts. 109 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,660 ROGELIO: Who cares? 110 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:44,900 You're still published. You'll build on that. 111 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,660 Really? Very few women of color get published. 112 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,220 And when we do, we cannot afford 113 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,310 to screw it up, because we don't get a second chance 114 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,760 - like our peers. - NARRATOR: Preach. 115 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:56,050 I'm actually in worse shape than before I sold my book. 116 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,280 I don't have the whiff of promise 117 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,300 of a first-time author. 118 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,210 Instead, I have the stench of failure. 119 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,740 Come on, hon. I think you're being a little dramatic. 120 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,430 No! (CHUCKLES) They actually used the word �stench�! 121 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,840 Sync and corrected by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 122 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:16,080 RAFAEL: Okay, so it's gonna be hard. 123 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:17,870 It's always been hard. 124 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:20,280 And you have fought for this every step of the way. 125 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,040 So you just keep fighting. 126 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,250 And, yeah, you've been a little stuck lately. 127 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,430 But the only way to get past that is to keep writing. 128 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:29,550 So get on that. 129 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,360 (MATEO GIGGLES) 130 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:33,790 Okay. Mommy has 131 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:34,810 a few hours. 132 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,470 You know what I'm gonna do? 133 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,069 Start brainstorming. Because, Mateo, 134 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:42,320 when you get knocked down, you get back up again. 135 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,200 (EXHALES) 136 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,990 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or at least you try to. 137 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:49,179 Just dive in. Something romantic. 138 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:50,600 Someplace romantic. 139 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,790 Hmm. 140 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:56,790 ? ? 141 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,070 ? BOMBASTIC MUSIC ? 142 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:03,710 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 143 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,600 Hello. 144 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,229 I'm Nicolas, your new groom. 145 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:10,340 I thought perhaps you can give me riding lessons. 146 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,600 I saw you take two fences out there. 147 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:14,480 So you are saying no? 148 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:16,480 -I'm saying... - Hmm? 149 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:21,550 That we need to manage Mateo's expectations. 150 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:22,430 ? DRAMATIC END ? 151 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,949 ROGELIO: My perfect, amazing daughter. 152 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:27,350 Why is it you grow more beautiful 153 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:29,740 every time I see you? 154 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,450 We have very exciting news, Rogelio. 155 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:34,820 Esteban is shooting a mediocre 156 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:37,660 but long-term series in Moldova? 157 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:40,480 Moosh. Be the bigger man. 158 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,060 Since you are. 159 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:47,390 The news is 160 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,500 we have finally found the perfect nanny. 161 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:52,720 Felicia Romero. 162 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:55,850 She's A-list. Highly, highly recommended 163 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,520 and has tons of CBE. 164 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,650 While that is impressive, 165 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,460 I have a better idea. 166 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,450 - What are you doing? - I am now 167 00:07:06,470 --> 00:07:08,170 a stay-at-home dad. 168 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:11,770 So, I'll be happy to be Baby's nanny on Darci's days. 169 00:07:11,790 --> 00:07:14,470 No way, Rogelio. You'll do it for a few days 170 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,999 and then get bored and flake out. 171 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,830 And by then, we'll have lost Felicia. 172 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:20,250 And we will never find another Felicia. 173 00:07:20,370 --> 00:07:22,440 I won't flake. I'm 100% committed. 174 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:23,880 I'll be the nanny. 175 00:07:24,370 --> 00:07:26,300 The dad-nanny. (GASPS) 176 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:27,980 The Danny! 177 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:31,240 Please? Let me do this for Baby. 178 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:33,720 Fine. 179 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:36,310 Bye, Felicia. 180 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:38,270 MATEO: Don't go. 181 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:39,180 (SIGHS) 182 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,360 I want us all 183 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:41,780 to still live together. 184 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:43,770 Oh, I know, buddy. 185 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:46,510 But me staying here was always temporary. 186 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:49,720 And Mommy can come to my new apartment all the time. 187 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,730 - Really? - Of course. 188 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:52,940 (PHONE CHIMES) 189 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,070 Rafael is still mad at me. 190 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,100 Whoa. Personal space. (CHUCKLES) 191 00:08:10,130 --> 00:08:11,210 Can you help me? 192 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,260 I've apologized over and over. 193 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:15,190 You left his sister in an institution 194 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,810 when you knew she wasn't hallucinating. 195 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,300 And I feel bad about that. 196 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:21,330 He says he's not coming to brunch on Saturday. 197 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,590 And you know brunches are sacred family time. 198 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,090 Actually, I think we should skip brunch for a bit. 199 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:29,580 What? 200 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,500 You just push people too far, Petra. 201 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,650 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'll say. 202 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,830 (SHOUTS) 203 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:35,490 JANE: And at a certain point, 204 00:08:35,510 --> 00:08:37,070 they can't come back anymore. 205 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,250 Hello! 206 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:45,900 I'm home! 207 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:49,020 MATEO: Daddy's in the shower and I'm in your room! 208 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,250 Oh. What's going on? 209 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,790 I'm helping you pack so you can come live with Daddy. 210 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:57,620 - What? - Don't you want to live there? 211 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,749 I live here. 212 00:08:58,750 --> 00:08:59,820 But Daddy wants you to. 213 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:01,580 - Mateo... - He does! 214 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:03,850 He told me! Why are you the only one 215 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:06,030 who doesn't want us to be a family?! 216 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,260 Of course I didn't say that. 217 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,250 I said you can come over as much as you want. 218 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,549 Well, somehow, I'm the one getting in the way 219 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:16,949 of his happily ever after. 220 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:19,300 We'll straighten him out. Don't worry. 221 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:20,490 (SIGHS) 222 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:23,080 What? 223 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,300 Just that... 224 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:27,080 if I'm honest, 225 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,430 Mateo kind of got it right. 226 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:31,030 Not about what I said. About how I feel. 227 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,130 I do want us together. 228 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,520 Happily ever after. 229 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:36,200 And I'm not pushing. 230 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,990 I just want you to know that I'm all in. 231 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,160 And I know, okay, the timing is bad. 232 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,680 You just got out of a relationship, 233 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:45,480 y-your career isn't where you want it to be... 234 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,560 My career is nowhere. 235 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,480 I don't have an agent, a publisher, an idea. 236 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,890 And you'll get all of those. 237 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,110 I know you will. 238 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:54,490 Maybe. 239 00:09:57,610 --> 00:09:58,720 Definitely. 240 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,620 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, briefly, 241 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,000 oh-so-briefly, 242 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,760 it was just them, there, in that moment, 243 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,530 without all the outside pressure. 244 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,569 But it's not just that. 245 00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:11,370 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Alas, it never is. 246 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:14,680 Honestly, I'm having whiplash. 247 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:18,910 I mean, six weeks ago, you were sleeping with Katherine 248 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:20,550 to get your hotel back. 249 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,480 And that was a-a low point. 250 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:25,470 I know. But, still... 251 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:27,450 it was pretty dark. 252 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:29,050 But I'm in a different place now. 253 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:33,560 I promise. And I-I am not going back there. 254 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:36,410 Just trust me, Jane. 255 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,590 PETRA: Jane, Jane, Jane. 256 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:40,380 Everything in my life is now about Jane. 257 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,870 Personally, because our children share a father, 258 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:44,330 and now professionally. 259 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,200 Since you're my lawyer. 260 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:47,980 Anyway, that's why 261 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:50,010 it would just be easier if I called you J.R. 262 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:52,220 No. 263 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,280 Oh, come on. 264 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:55,160 If you call me J.R., 265 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,320 I'll call you Peter. 266 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,000 That's a little punitive. 267 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,460 Here's why we're meeting. 268 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:04,260 The police went over all of your e-mails, 269 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:07,750 and you said some pretty nasty stuff about your sister. 270 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,390 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Some highlights... 271 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:23,890 Sorry. I'll translate that one. 272 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:29,340 Yeah. That's pretty damning. 273 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,990 Now they're saying they want 274 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:33,120 to create a computer model of the scene, 275 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:35,020 so they're requesting a blueprint of the guest room. 276 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,840 No way. Not without a warrant. 277 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,300 I've watched Law & Order. 278 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,930 They're liable to find any small thing 279 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,070 to try to build a case against me. 280 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,730 (LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS) 281 00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:43,970 Well, first of all, 282 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,850 never trust television writers. 283 00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:47,270 My ex-girlfriend was one, 284 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,790 and they just build things up for the sake of drama. 285 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:51,040 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which reminds me, 286 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,820 who is Jane Ramos working for? 287 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,220 (LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS) 288 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,520 And I really think cooperating with the police will convince them 289 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:59,370 that you have nothing to hide. 290 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,520 KRISHNA: Sorry to interrupt, 291 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:01,859 but Rafael is here and I thought you'd want 292 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,210 to see him since you're in the doghouse. 293 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,499 Krishna, that's not an appropriate thing 294 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,820 to announce when I'm in a meeting. 295 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,130 I know. 296 00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:11,050 Excuse me for a second. 297 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,620 Well, this is a surprise. 298 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,110 The girls are upstairs. 299 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:20,570 I'm on my way, 300 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,350 but I wanted to ask you for a favor first. 301 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,310 (LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS) 302 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,840 Is everything all right? (LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS) 303 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,630 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Geez, I got to be careful 304 00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:46,760 not to overuse that. 305 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:47,950 Not really. 306 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:50,920 My mother has early onset Alzheimer's, 307 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:53,310 and I just found out the top specialist here 308 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,500 in Miami won't take any new patients. 309 00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,560 So... 310 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:01,500 Will you turn over the blueprints to the police? 311 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:04,160 I'll think about it. 312 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:05,340 XIOMARA: What's wrong? 313 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:06,730 (SIGHS) 314 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,530 What? 315 00:13:11,531 --> 00:13:14,010 Oh, my God. How did it go? 316 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:27,849 XIOMARA: He can't do that. 317 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,519 Who the hell does he think he is? 318 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,789 NARRATOR: Uh, apparently every man 319 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:32,030 in a position of power 320 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:34,410 in the whole entire world, except me. 321 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:37,020 You tell Jorge that's no way to treat you, 322 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,240 and if he does it again, you report him. 323 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,150 ROGELIO: Well, this man couldn't agree more. 324 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,230 More iced coffee, ladies? 325 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,750 I ground the beans myself, 326 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,010 and infused them with cinnamon. 327 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,419 Thank God for Pinterest. 328 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,890 No, thanks, hon. I got to go to work. 329 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,509 Okay. Well, have you figured out 330 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,810 what you want on your vision board? 331 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,510 Well, I need four more students a month 332 00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:55,830 for the studio to break even. 333 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,360 Not sexy enough for a vision board. 334 00:13:58,390 --> 00:14:00,370 Regardless, that's the goal, 335 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:03,040 so I'm gonna have an open house, offer a few free classes. 336 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:04,730 I love it. Yes. 337 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,120 An open house now, 338 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,570 eventually a franchise. 339 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,560 And I'm here to help in my capacity 340 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,650 as homemaker and support system. 341 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,920 Okay. Well, great. 342 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,690 Thanks. 343 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:19,920 Have a great day at work. 344 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:21,900 I'll have dinner waiting. 345 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,690 Yay. (CAMERA CLICKS) 346 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,640 Everything you do is so cute. You were born to be on-screen. 347 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:33,120 (CAMERA CLICKS) 348 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:43,740 (RINGTONE PLAYING) Uh-huh? 349 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,300 DARCI: What the hell is going on over there? 350 00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,420 You've been posting pictures for five hours straight. 351 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:50,020 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which was true, for the record. 352 00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,360 Well, we're just having fun. 353 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:03,010 Rogelio, you are supposed to be taking care of your child, 354 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,110 not using her to raise your social media profile. 355 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,980 Do you know who does that? 356 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,300 Heidi and Spencer. 357 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,320 (GASPS) 358 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:12,950 DARCI: A-listers maintain their children's privacy. 359 00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:14,939 There's a reason you never see George and Amal 360 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,720 doing the pap stroll with their twins. 361 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:19,650 So no more baby on social media, period. 362 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,640 You had me at Heidi and Spencer. 363 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,580 DARCI: Thank you. 364 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,290 Now talk to me. Did she take her morning poop? 365 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:27,190 Uh, no. 366 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,350 Shoot. She holds when she's nervous. 367 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,770 She's definitely nervous. 368 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,230 Stop taking pictures and try and get your daughter to poop. 369 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,060 (TOILET FLUSHING) 370 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,920 (LAUGHS): What're you so happy about? 371 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:42,300 Oh, just that I got you a meeting 372 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,710 with Petra's book agent friend. 373 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,660 - Jeffrey Mullins? - Yes. 374 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,460 Yes, but I have to share the credit with Petra. 375 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,460 She was actually pretty great; she wouldn't let him hang up 376 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,280 until he moved a lunch and agreed to meet you on Friday. 377 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,900 As in in two days? 378 00:15:57,930 --> 00:15:59,460 Yeah. What's wrong? 379 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,940 He'll ask me the question. 380 00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,910 - What question? - NARRATOR: The question. 381 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,840 What am I writing next? (LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS) 382 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:06,539 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sorry. Trying to stop. 383 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,150 And I have no idea what I'm writing next. 384 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,350 I'm sorry. I mean, I can ask Petra to-to push it. 385 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,120 Not after he moved his schedule around. 386 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:14,920 Look, I know you're just trying to help, 387 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:16,880 but you can't fix my writing career. 388 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,050 I know. I was just... (FLOOR CREAKS) 389 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,490 Anyway, it's fine. 390 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,800 Uh, but I should figure out what I'm pitching to Jeffrey Mullins. 391 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,970 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Last time. (LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS) 392 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,870 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: There is nothing worse 393 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,290 than writer's block. 394 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,940 Yeah, that's not a good opener. 395 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:44,900 Come on, Jane. 396 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,360 Romance, passion, longing. 397 00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:58,540 Okay, a prison. 398 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,300 We can work with prison. 399 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,120 I'm innocent! I'm not supposed to be here. 400 00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:08,420 Please. I didn't do anything wrong. 401 00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:10,080 I'm innocent! I believe you, Estela. 402 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:11,880 - Really? - Yes. 403 00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:13,880 And I am gonna get you out of here. 404 00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:14,940 Oh. 405 00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:16,540 - And once I do... - Yes. 406 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,860 You'll come over to my new apartment, 407 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,190 so we can convince Mateo 408 00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:22,110 that you're not the villain destroying our family. 409 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:23,840 Ugh. 410 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,610 Yeah, just blocked. 411 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:28,750 Where are you going? 412 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,870 Nice. Show him who's boss. 413 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:39,410 NARRATOR: Well, technically, he is. 414 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,640 But, yeah. 415 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,240 Go get him, Alba. 416 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,540 Damn, Jorge. 417 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,720 That's the fastest rebound I've ever seen. 418 00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,780 (SIGHS) 419 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,010 RAFAEL: Okay, set expectations low. 420 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,460 My new apartment. 421 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:07,410 This is it? 422 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,200 Well, I said to set expectations low. 423 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,590 I didn't know what that meant. 424 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,960 Oh, wow. Original art deco windows. 425 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:16,990 Whoo. 426 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,660 And you have a fire escape? 427 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,040 Exactly. 428 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,920 And it's cozy, and who doesn't love cozy, right? 429 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,500 Now, Mommy, out. 430 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,510 No. 431 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:29,150 - Hey, no fair. - Yes, fair. 432 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,590 It's boy time and I want it to be just us. 433 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,280 Okay? Go. 434 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,080 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. A little harsh. 435 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:35,890 Thanks for kicking me out. 436 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,210 No problem. And I'll talk to him. 437 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,070 Make sure he knows you're not the bad guy. 438 00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:41,680 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, I see. 439 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,390 - Even though I am. - Hey. 440 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,950 I'm the one who keeps screwing up. 441 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,390 No. Stop. 442 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,340 Uh, any ideas for your agent meeting tomorrow? 443 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:03,700 No ideas, per se, but I did do some research. 444 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:06,190 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. Jane's other passion. 445 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,690 And I looked up the hottest books right now, 446 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,810 pulled trends and themes 447 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,730 from the most successful romance novels, 448 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,900 and came up with three general areas. 449 00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:16,640 I'll pitch them, see how the agents respond, 450 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:18,200 and go from there. 451 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,640 Well, kick ass. 452 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:26,710 JANE: It's a sweeping romance. 453 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,480 An idea I've been toying with for a while. 454 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:31,290 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Translation, since last night. 455 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,050 Think about Outlander, but instead of time travel, 456 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,770 we do it with reincarnation. 457 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,020 Yeah, unfortunately, we already have something similar. 458 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:41,120 Okay. How about a take on The Notebook? Ah. 459 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,770 But with vampires. 460 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,860 The market's oversaturated with vampire romances. 461 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,920 You got anything else? 462 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,170 Yeah, sure. 463 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,250 My favorite, actually. 464 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,150 How about Fifty Shades of Grey 465 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:55,840 with a role reversal where the heroine's the boss? 466 00:19:58,390 --> 00:19:59,590 Petra. 467 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,620 Leslie, this is Petra. 468 00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,490 The momtrepreneur. 469 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,970 I think I read about you in Ocean Drive. 470 00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:12,189 Yes. They did that feature when I renovated the hotel. 471 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:13,989 Uh, anyway, just wanted to make sure 472 00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:15,329 - you all got settled. - We did. 473 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,000 No, stay, stay, stay. 474 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,990 No, I couldn't. 475 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:21,750 Yeah, stay. Definitely. 476 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,400 Okay. 477 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:24,980 Now, Petra has had 478 00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,950 such an amazing life. 479 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,800 Oh, no. Please, Jeffrey. This meeting's not about me. 480 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:32,020 Oh, come on. Your story is incredible. 481 00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:35,050 I mean, talk about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps. 482 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,540 She used to play violin 483 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,670 on the streets of Prague for pocket change. 484 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,130 LESLIE: I remember thinking 485 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,189 just based on the Ocean Drive article, 486 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:45,110 that Petra could author a great lifestyle book. 487 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,620 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Did she just say �author�? 488 00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,290 As in �book author�? 489 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,520 LESLIE: I mean, she does 490 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,610 look like the non-evil Ivanka. 491 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:54,080 (LAUGHS) Oh, please, I can't stand Ivanka. 492 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,339 She tried to sell me a few 493 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,299 of those bum condos a few years back. 494 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,100 (LAUGHS) See? Now, that's the kind of thing that would be 495 00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:00,000 great in the book. 496 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,580 (LAUGHS): Yeah. 497 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,220 Hmm. So anyway... 498 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,779 You know, a lifestyle book 499 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,680 - could turn you into a brand. - That's so funny 500 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,000 you say that, 'cause I've always toyed 501 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,800 with branding myself. (LAUGHS) 502 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:12,149 - Well, what about Jane? - Yeah. 503 00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:14,730 Oh, right. Your Fifty Shades idea sounds like fun. 504 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,790 Send me the first chapter as soon as you have it. 505 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,470 And you... get me a short proposal. 506 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,340 I will sell it by the end of the week. 507 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:23,340 What do you say? You want to write a book? 508 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,780 (MOUTHS) 509 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,200 Jane thinks you should, right? 510 00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:28,150 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And what else could Jane say but... 511 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:29,570 Of course. 512 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,980 You should totally write a book. 513 00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:38,050 Well... 514 00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:39,640 okay! (LAUGHS) 515 00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:41,050 (LAUGHS): All right. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah. 516 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,110 So I'd say Jane is Fifty Shades of Green. 517 00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:51,329 Jane, if you don't want me to take this book deal, I won't. 518 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,960 Hey, if you are genuinely interested in writing a book, 519 00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:56,190 then, by all means, go for it. 520 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,620 All right, fine. I'm turning it down. 521 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,880 (STAMMERS) No, not on my account. 522 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,020 You're clearly upset about it, and the whole point 523 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,439 of getting the agents here to meet with you 524 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,519 was so that you and I could move past things. 525 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,180 Life isn't transactional, Petra. 526 00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:09,059 If you turn down the book deal, it's not like 527 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:11,130 I'm gonna suddenly forget all the horrible things you've done. 528 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,110 Fine. If they aren't related, then I'm writing it. 529 00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:16,410 Great! Good luck on your Czechoslovakian 530 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,970 bootstrap beach lifestyle book! 531 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,980 PETRA: Can you believe she said that, Krishna? 532 00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:25,150 That everything I do is transactional? 533 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,280 I mean, I've done plenty of things 534 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,280 out of the goodness of my heart for you, haven't I? 535 00:22:29,570 --> 00:22:31,350 - Like what? - Well, 536 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,750 I can't remember right now. You're putting me on the spot. 537 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:35,910 Anyway, I want to do something now. 538 00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:38,630 - For me? - No. For J.R.'s mother. 539 00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,750 I want to get her in to see that Alzheimer's specialist. 540 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:42,490 I have a lot of connections at the hospital. 541 00:22:42,510 --> 00:22:44,970 So, move mountains, Krishna. I want an appointment by end of day. 542 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,540 - Okay. - And after that, I'm gonna need you 543 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:48,279 to get me some writing supplies. 544 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,660 Green tea, candles, Montblanc pens, background music. 545 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,320 ROGELIO: Let's go. 546 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,950 ? One, two, make a poop ? 547 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,650 ? Three, four, out the back door... ? 548 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,030 Come on, come on, you can do it. 549 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,100 Is it me, Baby? 550 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:07,560 You know I love you very much, 551 00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:11,330 but are you not comfortable with our arrangement yet? 552 00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:13,560 It's all right. 553 00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:16,330 I'm not 100% comfortable yet, either. 554 00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:18,590 In fact... 555 00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:20,890 I am feeling a little... 556 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:23,080 I don't know. 557 00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:25,050 Lonely? 558 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,960 But we'll get used to it, and then... 559 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:32,850 (BABY COOS, POO SPLATS) 560 00:23:34,030 --> 00:23:35,120 (INHALES DEEPLY) 561 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,680 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, 562 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,830 standing there, covered in poop, 563 00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:41,470 Rogelio had never been more relieved, 564 00:23:41,490 --> 00:23:43,400 and neither had his daughter. 565 00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,750 Okay. Say, �No more constipation.� 566 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,240 (CAMERA CLICKS) 567 00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:50,770 God, I want to post this so bad! 568 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:53,140 NARRATOR: And in that moment, Rogelio thought: 569 00:23:53,650 --> 00:23:55,750 �If you take a selfie, and no one sees it, 570 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,460 do you even exist?� 571 00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:58,600 (CAMERA CLICKS) 572 00:23:58,620 --> 00:23:59,370 Okay. 573 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:03,530 We have two whole hours before your nap! 574 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,320 We can play peekaboo, 575 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,720 or you can lie on your stomach. 576 00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:14,040 Or, well, those are pretty much the options. (LAUGHS) 577 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,740 (PHONE CHIMES) 578 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,560 ALBA: Xiomara? 579 00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:47,120 I don't know what to put on my vision board. 580 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,260 No, I just mean that... 581 00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:55,950 when I try to think about what I want, 582 00:24:55,970 --> 00:24:58,090 what I see for my business, I... 583 00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:05,020 I'm not even dancing anymore, Ma. 584 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,550 Just administrating 585 00:25:07,570 --> 00:25:10,810 and solving problems and hounding people for payments 586 00:25:10,830 --> 00:25:12,599 and dealing with insurance and... 587 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,710 - I hate it! - Xiomara... 588 00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:15,210 I know what you're gonna say. 589 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,700 �Stick with it,� because I never stick with anything. 590 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:26,990 It's kind of late to start thinking about a new career. 591 00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:29,020 Uh... 592 00:25:36,130 --> 00:25:37,500 Well, fine. 593 00:25:37,530 --> 00:25:39,580 - It's true for you, too. - Hmm. 594 00:25:40,110 --> 00:25:43,100 Who cares that Jorge was out on some rebound? 595 00:25:47,570 --> 00:25:49,410 Sofia? As in...? 596 00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:03,120 RAFAEL: Is everything okay? 597 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,290 Yes, I just wanted to talk to you because, 598 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,320 well, Mateo had a really tough time in school this week. 599 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:09,420 - Really? - Yeah. 600 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,340 He's been pretty distracted and irritable. 601 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,640 And when I said I was gonna talk to his parents, 602 00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:15,430 he started to cry, and begged me not to 603 00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:16,850 before some �big decision 604 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,820 about whether you are gonna be a family.� 605 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,240 A lot's up in the air right now at home. 606 00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:26,050 Well, I don't want to pry, but whatever it is, 607 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,890 you should let him know what's going on, 608 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,680 'cause he's really anxious. 609 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,630 (SIGHS) 610 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:43,340 Everything okay? 611 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,570 Mateo's teachers talked to Raf at drop-off. 612 00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:47,960 He needs to know what's going on. 613 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:49,970 We need to make a decision. 614 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:52,230 So, we're sleeping on it. 615 00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:54,340 Uh, so what's-what's going on here? 616 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,770 Sofia, as in his girlfriend before you? 617 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,570 (CRYING) 618 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:03,870 (SIGHS): Oh. 619 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,870 Do you regret that? 620 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,530 What reason, Ma? 621 00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:29,200 And yes, I know it was because 622 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:31,320 you didn't love him the way you loved Dad, 623 00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:33,560 but you knew that. 624 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,500 You were gonna say �yes� anyway. 625 00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:36,890 Why didn't you? 626 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,940 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Blocked, as it were. 627 00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,540 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah. 628 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:52,250 There's a lot of that going around. 629 00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:54,440 Love blocked. 630 00:27:56,190 --> 00:27:57,540 Writers blocked. 631 00:27:58,020 --> 00:28:01,140 Wow. I've never seen Jane this frustrated. 632 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,260 Ah, that makes more sense. 633 00:28:04,670 --> 00:28:07,560 Okay. Let's see what she's written so far. 634 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,610 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 635 00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:18,060 J.R. 636 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,170 What are you doing here? 637 00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:21,490 Jane. 638 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,500 And I just wanted to say thank you 639 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:25,440 for getting that appointment for my mother. 640 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:27,500 It meant a lot. 641 00:28:28,610 --> 00:28:30,430 Well, you know, sometimes you just... 642 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,400 want to do nice things for people 643 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,470 without expecting anything in return. 644 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,710 Are you day drinking? 645 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:39,460 And holding a s�ance? 646 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:42,860 No. I'm writing my book. 647 00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:45,090 Well, I just got the commission. 648 00:28:45,170 --> 00:28:46,460 It's a lifestyle book. 649 00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:48,810 The police are investigating you for murder. 650 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,670 You really think it's a good idea to put out 651 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,000 - a lifestyle book? - You're gonna make 652 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:54,280 that whole murder thing go away because I didn't do it. 653 00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:55,740 You do know that, right? 654 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,140 Because you have to trust me if you want to be my lawyer. 655 00:28:58,590 --> 00:28:59,990 Did you see that on TV, too? 656 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,880 No. 657 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,460 Maybe. 658 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:09,250 So what are you gonna write about your sister? 659 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,790 In your book? 660 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,120 If I'm going to talk about my sister, 661 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,650 I'm going to need some more wine. 662 00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:17,910 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Petra, no! Stop! 663 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:19,370 Don't let her in. 664 00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:48,100 (PHONE CHIMES) 665 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,660 (SIGHS) 666 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:20,080 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right. 667 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,620 Tight, douchey shirts. 668 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,580 Fifty Shades. Let's go! 669 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,790 JANE: Rafael, please take a seat. 670 00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:34,090 You're late to our meeting. 671 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,820 Take off your shirt. 672 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,320 Put that on. 673 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:44,500 (SIGHS) 674 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:49,040 You've been a bad administrative assistant. 675 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,460 Lean over the desk. 676 00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:58,260 Yes. But. 677 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,919 You. Know. Who's. Been. 678 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,540 A. Good. Boy? 679 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:05,420 - Mateo. - No, stop talking about Mateo. 680 00:31:05,550 --> 00:31:06,990 It isn't sexy or romantic. 681 00:31:07,010 --> 00:31:09,410 This is supposed to be sexy and romantic. 682 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,570 You know what I think is sexy and romantic? 683 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,330 The fact that I've been 684 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:16,850 in every single one of your fantasies. 685 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,700 Clearly you can't get me out of your head. 686 00:31:18,730 --> 00:31:20,530 - But what does that mean? - Well, it means 687 00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:21,490 I'm your romantic hero. 688 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,660 I may be a flawed hero, 689 00:31:24,410 --> 00:31:25,590 but I'm yours. 690 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,290 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in that moment, 691 00:31:29,310 --> 00:31:32,340 Jane knew exactly what she had to do. 692 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:37,530 I think we should give it a chance. 693 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,780 Us a chance. 694 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,390 I've been fighting and fighting it, 695 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:41,580 but it's in my heart 696 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:44,510 and in my head, clearly. 697 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,690 And... 698 00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:47,620 What? 699 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,660 Um... 700 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,840 I was gonna say that you were right. 701 00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:57,480 Maybe I'm not in the right headspace 702 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,380 for a relationship. 703 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:05,870 I guess I was just looking around. 704 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:08,020 At my place, 705 00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:10,480 at my life right now. 706 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,130 I'm scared. 707 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,580 Scared that this is gonna last, 708 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,230 that I'm gonna be stuck in this tiny apartment 709 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:21,320 where the hallway has a weird... 710 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:23,060 hotdog smell. 711 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,080 And part of me just didn't want to admit that to you because... 712 00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:27,910 I don't want you to think I'm too dark. 713 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,990 No hallway should smell like that. 714 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,470 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 715 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,680 You have to be able to tell me the truth. 716 00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:36,430 I know. 717 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:39,230 But I also know what you're gonna say. 718 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,590 Hmm? 719 00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,320 Money doesn't matter. 720 00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:43,980 Okay. 721 00:32:44,450 --> 00:32:45,840 Seriously? 722 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,920 You think I don't have big dreams for my life? 723 00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:52,740 You think I don't want to write a best seller 724 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:56,070 and make loads of cash and buy a giant house? 725 00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:57,970 And one for my grandma. Oh. 726 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,540 And a boat. 727 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:01,700 - A boat? - Hell yeah. 728 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,330 In fact, I'm writing some silly S and M book 729 00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:05,350 - right now to get there. - S and M? 730 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:07,010 - Mm-hmm. - Wow. 731 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,500 You are full of surprises. What's the inspiration? 732 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,720 Trying to guess what will sell. 733 00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:13,240 Ooh. Yeah, that won't work. 734 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,760 You can't write if you're not inspired. 735 00:33:14,790 --> 00:33:15,950 I might be able to. 736 00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:17,960 Mm-mm. Never. 737 00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:19,670 - I know you. - Yeah. 738 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,330 You do. 739 00:33:21,580 --> 00:33:22,860 You'll get an idea. 740 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,200 Don't rush it. 741 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:25,810 You have time. 742 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,140 I wish we had time. 743 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,320 But we don't. 744 00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:31,460 Mateo needs an answer. 745 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,870 So... 746 00:33:34,570 --> 00:33:37,440 are we in a place right now 747 00:33:37,470 --> 00:33:38,810 to really be in a relationship? 748 00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:42,590 Like, fully in? 749 00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:44,520 RAMOS: No. 750 00:33:44,550 --> 00:33:45,950 Oh, what's the big deal? 751 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:48,170 The big deal is it's not my name. 752 00:33:48,550 --> 00:33:49,980 And what is it with this Jane? 753 00:33:50,010 --> 00:33:51,340 Are you in love with her or something? 754 00:33:51,370 --> 00:33:52,700 (LAUGHS): What? No. 755 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:54,720 Then why are you obsessed with her? 756 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:55,880 I'm not. 757 00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:57,650 Okay, fine. Maybe now, 758 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,030 but that's just because... 759 00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:02,030 well, because... (CHUCKLES) 760 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,750 because she's mad at me. 761 00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:08,770 Are you okay? 762 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:11,320 (VOICE BREAKING): I'm fine. Sorry. 763 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,540 'Cause this is a lot more emotion 764 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,390 than you showed about your sister, who's dead. 765 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,340 My sister was awful. 766 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,260 Jane's a good person. 767 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,220 So if she's done with me... 768 00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:28,530 I must be awful. 769 00:34:29,730 --> 00:34:31,200 You're not awful. 770 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:33,920 (SNIFFLES) I hardly know you, 771 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,650 and you got my mom in to see a doctor. 772 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:39,440 Well, 'cause Jane said I see relationships as transactional. 773 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:40,710 I was trying to prove her wrong. 774 00:34:41,610 --> 00:34:43,070 Yeah, that makes more sense. 775 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,730 Look, um... 776 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,900 everybody has ulterior motives. 777 00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:51,990 That's not a bad thing. 778 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:53,400 I mean, you really think 779 00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:55,290 I came over with a bottle of wine 780 00:34:55,450 --> 00:34:56,950 just to say thank you? 781 00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:58,070 You didn't? 782 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,330 Yeah, that was part of it. 783 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,680 But I also want the blueprints. 784 00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:05,390 Because I need you 785 00:35:05,540 --> 00:35:06,970 to trust me, too. 786 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,370 You're relentless. (CHUCKLES) 787 00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:10,610 Without a doubt. 788 00:35:11,130 --> 00:35:12,660 Look, whatever your beef is 789 00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:14,220 with this other Jane... 790 00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:15,010 (SCOFFS) 791 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,650 just don't take no for an answer. 792 00:35:18,630 --> 00:35:19,650 JANE: Petra? 793 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,910 W-What are you doing here? 794 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:22,070 You can't cancel brunch. 795 00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:23,439 Have a seat, girls. 796 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,480 Um, what's going on? 797 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:26,770 It's brunch. 798 00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:28,920 And I need to make things right between us, 799 00:35:28,950 --> 00:35:30,049 so I'm here to cook everyone 800 00:35:30,050 --> 00:35:31,249 a traditional Czech breakfast. 801 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:32,720 Alba, any food intolerances? 802 00:35:32,890 --> 00:35:34,360 NARRATOR: No intolerances for the food. 803 00:35:34,390 --> 00:35:35,689 Just the company. 804 00:35:35,690 --> 00:35:36,410 No. 805 00:35:36,411 --> 00:35:39,020 - Petra, I don't think... - Jane! 806 00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:41,500 do you really want to kick me out in front of the children? 807 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,620 What is this really about? 808 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,160 Do you want me to help you make things right with Rafael? 809 00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:55,399 Rafael? 810 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,240 (SCOFFS) No, I can win him back in my sleep. 811 00:35:57,270 --> 00:35:59,060 - I've done way worse to him. - Oh. 812 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:00,750 No, the truth is... 813 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,050 if you and I aren't okay, I know something's really wrong. 814 00:36:04,670 --> 00:36:06,070 Because you're kind of... 815 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:07,370 my... 816 00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:11,940 moral compass. 817 00:36:12,110 --> 00:36:14,170 And I can always tell exactly how far I've strayed 818 00:36:14,190 --> 00:36:15,740 from what's right by how big 819 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,430 your reaction is to what I've done. 820 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,010 So I know I have to do some course correcting, 821 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,040 and I plan to. 822 00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,020 Appreciate that. 823 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,150 Good. 824 00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:29,109 And regardless, you can't cancel brunch. 825 00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:30,740 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) It happens 826 00:36:30,770 --> 00:36:32,050 with or without Rafael. 827 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:36,580 'Cause it was never about him. 828 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:40,080 So, let's check in on each other, okay? 829 00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:41,220 Once a week. 830 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:43,560 You don't have to do this. 831 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:45,650 I don't like to be pitied, okay? 832 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,740 Are you serious? 833 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,560 Don't make me pull the widow card. 834 00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:52,830 I need this, too. Okay? 835 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,770 ROGELIO: The truth is, 836 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,040 it isn't for me. 837 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,410 And so... 838 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,570 I've decided. 839 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,630 It's time to go back to work. 840 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,650 Okay, how was that? 841 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,210 Be completely honest. 842 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,510 You're right. 843 00:37:09,530 --> 00:37:11,470 I have nothing to be ashamed of. 844 00:37:12,270 --> 00:37:13,860 Here she is. 845 00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:17,130 The dance studio mogul! 846 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:19,690 Yeah, about that. 847 00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:22,340 I've decided to close the studio. 848 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,660 What? I-I thought you signed up enough students. 849 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,970 (SIGHS) 850 00:37:26,990 --> 00:37:28,569 I'm just not happy, Rogelio, 851 00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:30,300 and I've known that for a while. 852 00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:32,950 But I've been putting so much pressure on myself, 853 00:37:32,970 --> 00:37:34,269 trying to force it to work 854 00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:35,840 because I didn't want to be a quitter. 855 00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:38,250 I know that feeling. 856 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,720 Yeah. And then, I talked to my mom, 857 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:43,390 and she made me realize I'm not quitting. 858 00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:46,050 It's not like it's been three days or three weeks. 859 00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:48,530 I've given it three years. 860 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,390 And a manager from the local Stage Sensations 861 00:37:51,590 --> 00:37:53,300 came to spy on the open house, 862 00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:55,460 so I reached out to him today, 863 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,410 and he offered me a teaching job. 864 00:37:57,430 --> 00:38:00,680 And honestly, I feel so liberated. 865 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,840 Well, that's wonderful, Xiomara. 866 00:38:04,050 --> 00:38:06,400 Well, you inspired me 867 00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:08,480 by making your own career change. 868 00:38:08,510 --> 00:38:10,470 (CHUCKLES) It's never too late to commit 869 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,190 to something new, right, Danny? 870 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:13,450 PETRA: No! 871 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,620 It's not too late. 872 00:38:14,650 --> 00:38:15,800 You can take this Sofia down, 873 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,120 - I'm sure of it. - No. 874 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:18,919 Oh, please, own your hotness. 875 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,290 Mmm, amen. 876 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:21,450 That's what I've been telling her. 877 00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:23,260 NARRATOR: Wow, this brunch is going great. 878 00:38:23,290 --> 00:38:24,520 Seriously, you're a ten in my book. 879 00:38:24,530 --> 00:38:25,630 ELSA: Yeah. 880 00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:26,759 Mommy's writing a book. 881 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,090 (LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS) 882 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:30,040 Oh. No, no, that's, that's not what I was talking... 883 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,340 My mommy's writing a book, too... or trying to. 884 00:38:32,370 --> 00:38:33,629 (LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS) 885 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:35,399 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Can you blame me? 886 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,740 (LAUGHS) Yeah, I'm just having 887 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,120 a little writer's block right now. 888 00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:39,470 Totally. Me, too. 889 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,060 It's the worst, right? 890 00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:42,630 Yeah. 891 00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:44,840 Yours is a little different, though, 892 00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:46,820 because you're not a writer, so... 893 00:38:47,530 --> 00:38:48,860 I knew you were mad about that. 894 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,950 I'm not mad. 895 00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:52,240 I'm just flummoxed. 896 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:53,420 PETRA: Well, I write every day. 897 00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:55,660 You know? Yeah. Presentations, 898 00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:58,430 - letters, e-mails. - I mean, I stay at a lot of hotels. 899 00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,700 Doesn't mean I can run one. 900 00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:00,900 PETRA: Fine. 901 00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:03,310 If I admit it's really hard, will you be happy? 902 00:39:04,170 --> 00:39:05,350 A little, yeah. 903 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:06,680 It is. 904 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,600 And I don't know what I'm doing. 905 00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:09,920 Don't repeat that. 906 00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:11,580 (SIGHS) 907 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,410 Thanks for saying that. 908 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,730 And get a ghostwriter. 909 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:16,950 What? 910 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,520 To help you write your book. 911 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,910 Where on earth am I supposed to find someone who I trust, 912 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,840 who knows me really well, 913 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,240 who understands my background and my day-to-day life, 914 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:28,350 and who just happens to be a talented writer? 915 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:30,920 Jane, would you ghostwrite my book? 916 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,730 (LAUGHS) 917 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,440 I-I don't think that's a really good... 918 00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:35,910 I'll pay you $150 an hour. 919 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,450 $300. 920 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:43,490 No more than a hundred hours. 921 00:39:44,310 --> 00:39:45,530 150. 922 00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:47,210 Deal. 923 00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:48,270 KIDS: Yay! 924 00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:49,680 NARRATOR: What could go wrong? 925 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:52,220 So, yes. 926 00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:54,230 Jane and I made up, so thank you. 927 00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:56,609 And, yes. 928 00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:58,640 We'll turn over those blueprints, J.R. 929 00:39:58,650 --> 00:39:59,670 RAMOS: That's great. 930 00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:00,790 I'll let the detectives know 931 00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:02,090 you're cooperating, Peter. 932 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:04,040 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 933 00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:30,920 You ready to go to the doctor's, Mom? 934 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,590 What doctor? 935 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:37,370 I got you in to see a specialist. 936 00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:41,850 To try to help with your memory. 937 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,389 JANE: Everything is so complicated. 938 00:40:45,390 --> 00:40:47,560 There are so many sides to consider, 939 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,740 and we've thought about everything. 940 00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:51,240 And we made a decision. 941 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:52,980 RAFAEL: And... 942 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,190 we just want to go back to being friends. 943 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,170 And family. 944 00:40:59,330 --> 00:41:00,900 And that means no more kissing, 945 00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:02,970 no more exploring. 946 00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:06,560 And... we both made this decision. 947 00:41:07,450 --> 00:41:08,590 Okay? 948 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,570 (SIGHS) 949 00:41:13,970 --> 00:41:15,610 It's the right thing to do, right? 950 00:41:15,630 --> 00:41:17,440 Yes. Absolutely. 951 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:21,740 ? ? 952 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:26,050 It was the only way to give ourselves time 953 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,120 without outside pressure. 954 00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:29,630 Exactly. We can just take it slow. 955 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,200 Wait. We are gonna have sex, right? 956 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:34,050 Oh, yeah. We're gonna have a lot of sex. 957 00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:36,540 (MOANING) 958 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,860 Synced and corrected by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 959 00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:45,460 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 67790

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