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- sync and corrections by Zac -
www.addic7ed.com
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Excuse me, would you mind
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- taking a picture of us real quick?
- Sure.
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- Let's shoot this way.
- Great.
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Yeah, cool.
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Great. Oh, let's
make it the official
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divorce portrait.
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- Exactly.
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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Wow, okay.
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Say "no contest."
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- No contest.
- No contest.
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[camera clicks]
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That's the one.
I can... I can feel it.
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- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, no problem.
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- Have a good one.
- Cool. Thanks, man.
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- See ya.
- Have a good eclipse!
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You too.
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So that's it, huh?
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Yeah.
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I really enjoyed being married to you.
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Yeah, I enjoyed being
married to you too, buddy.
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[snorts] And your...
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- great beard.
- Oh, thank you very much.
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I love you.
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I always will.
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I love you, too.
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? ?
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- Shit.
- ? I've got a new kind of lullaby ?
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? The fiction takes a picture of
what's on my mind ? [door closes]
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[groans] Hi. Hey.
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- I was getting worried.
- Oh, sorry.
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My God, the camera place
was a nightmare.
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[gasps] Cool.
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Perfect.
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Hey, how do I look?
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- Hey, hey.
- Hmm?
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[gasps] Oh my God, you look so hot.
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- Really? Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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Yes. I look like I sell VHS
tapes in the back of my van.
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No, I love it.
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[kissing] Oh my God.
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- I taught you well.
- Mmhmm.
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Okay, babe, we have to go.
We told your sister 12:45.
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- Fine. It's okay. She can wait.
- We have to run.
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So how much time do you need?
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Twenty minutes? I just need
to fuck with this lens.
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I'm gonna grab us coffee.
I'll be right back.
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Oh my God, you look so good.
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I do?
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- Whoa.
- That's really good.
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? ?
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I can't believe somebody
actually made this video.
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This guy actually
has really pretty hands.
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You sure those are gonna
protect our eyes?
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Probably.
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Hey, if it doesn't work, I can just
be your cool, blind boyfriend.
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[imitates Al Pacino]
Hoo-ah! Yeah.
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[laughs] [chuckles]
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- Hooah, Charlie.
- [laughs]
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Uh, okay, I would like to be out the
door in 20 minutes. [Phone chimes]
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Can we make that happen?
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Goddamn it.
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- What?
- I mean, it's...
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Sorry, not you.
It's my mom.
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[typing] "Please tell
me what little man..."
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"he represents.
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- He is a fucking billionaire."
- No, come on!
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Do not engage!
You know how this goes.
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I'm sorry, but I have to.
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Somebody has to call her
out on this shit.
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[typing resumes] "If you think
he has your interests in mind..."
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then you have another thing..."
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- Would you... I... Let me I have...
- Hey. Babe.
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You are not gonna
change her mind today,
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or probably ever,
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and this is a special
fucking cosmic event
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that I really want to share with you
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because it only happens
once a century,
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and I would really like it
if we could leave in 20 minutes.
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Would that be okay? Please,
please, please, please. Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah! Okay.
- Okay.
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Get dressed.
Wear something nice!
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All right. All right, sorry.
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Well, you know, technically there is
gonna be another eclipse in 2024,
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that you'll actually be able
to see from New York, so...
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We're gonna see it.
Get dressed.
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? ?
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[laughter, indistinct chatter]
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? ?
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? Diddly-dum-dum-day ?
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? Diddly-dum-dum-day ?
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You should dress like this all the time.
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- Really?
- This is the most you I've ever seen you.
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- I don't even know what that means.
- Oh my gosh.
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Stand here.
Shut up, let me take a picture.
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It's so hot. Here, just part
your mouth a little bit.
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Yeah, yeah!
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- Oh shit, come here.
- What?
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- Oh my God. Oh my God...
- Take this.
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I can't believe
this person raised me.
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She knows how to push your buttons,
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and she's just gonna
keep coming at you,
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- so just don't respond.
- "Just because you live around
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"a bunch of different races of people,
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- "doesn't make you diverse."
- Can a single person be diverse?
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[both laughing] Holy shit.
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- That was close.
- I told you this was good.
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? Diddly-dum-dum-day ?
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? Doo-dah ?
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? Diddly-dum-dum-day ?
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- What did she say?
- "Black Lives Matter is a hate group."
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Same as the KKK. All lives
matter, yes, they do."
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? Rent a bike in the morning ?
[bike bell rings]
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? What a way to spend the day ?
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? In the evening
when the sun go down ?
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? There's always places
to wine and dine ?
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Yeah.
? Diddlydum-dum-day ?
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? Diddly-dum-dum-day ?
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? Diddly-dum-dum-day ?
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? Doo-dah ?
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? Diddly-dum-dum-day ?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Uh-uh.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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Okay.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Look! Boob!
[groaning]
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[indistinct chatter]
Got that on Snapchat.
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"Black Lives Matter is a media hoax,
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"and if you can't see that,
I feel sorry for you.
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"It's the product of fake news,
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"and you and your smug liberal friends
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keep falling for it."
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And what did his mom say?
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That was his mom.
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Oh. Whew!
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All right, that makes more sense.
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[groans] There we go.
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This is the shot you wanted,
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if you could just pedal
a little more to the right.
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If you don't paddle too, we're
just gonna keep going in circles.
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Oh, babe,
I'm working here. Look.
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[laughing] Check this
picture out, though.
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He was getting his teeth whitened.
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That's why his shirt is off. [Laughter]
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You know what they say.
A "like" a day...
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- is a bigger way.
- No.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Fuck.
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Looks like the secret's out
on the secret spot.
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- Shit.
- Mmm, what about over there?
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That's not so bad.
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No, I-I don't...
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I had a plan and I don't want
to sit with those fucking kids.
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It's fine, there's room for everybody.
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- Plenty of room. It's gonna be great.
- Extremely crowded.
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It's gonna be wonderful. We're
gonna make some new friends.
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- Go ahead.
- Gonna be great.
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It will be great.
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How's it going? What's up?
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So, the dude is in high school!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Do you see them?
I don't see them.
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Is that Zach in the glasses?
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I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
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Zach looks like every white guy.
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Oh, wait, you know,
I'll just text them.
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Yeah, please do.
I'll just keep paddling.
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- Please! Thank you.
- Yep.
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[phone chimes]
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_
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[indistinct chatter]
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[laughter]
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No, these are no good.
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The rubber cement is...
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- I can't see anything.
- Hey, yeah, dude.
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You wanna try these?
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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There's like eight million of 'em.
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Okay.
These are so much better.
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- I should've gotten these.
- You want a hit of this?
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- What's that?
- Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Yeah, I do. Why not? [All cheer]
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Special day, right?
Thank you so much.
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Wow, wow.
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Oh, it's Alina.
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Look, look, straight ahead.
Straight ahead, she's coming.
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Okay.
Here she comes.
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[whispering]
Here she comes.
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Don't be nervous.
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Okay, okay.
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Come on, take a real hit.
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- Zach?
- Yeah?
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What are you doing?
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Smokin' pot.
It's good.
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No, you gotta do it again.
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Take it to the chest.
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Some of that sweet, sweet THC,
you know what I'm saying?
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[indistinct chatter] [phone chimes]
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_
[Zach groans] [Jed laughs]
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You guys want some
buttermilk biscuits?
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- Absolutely.
- Yes.
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What!
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Zach. Zach!
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- What's going on?
- She just walked away.
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What the fuck?
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Patience. What? Do you have other
places that you'd rather be today?
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Yeah. This sucks,
and I can't feel my ass.
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Oh, I see.
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Oh, Mr. Davenport.
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You have other places you'd
rather be today, Mr. Davenport?
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Meetings to attend?
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Deals to broker?
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Mr. Davenport would
never wear this outfit.
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Oh, I think he would.
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Dill, chives, rosemary.
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Hell yeah!
It's like a salad.
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Yeah, I guess.
[laughter]
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I'm gonna see if this guy wants some.
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- Buttermilk biscuit? Yeah.
- Really?
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- Yeah, thank you so much, man.
- Homemade.
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There's probably a lot of butter.
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Hey, can I actually get
a hit off of that blunt?
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[all agreeing]
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Once you pop, you can't stop.
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[laughter]
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Can I call you Roger?
Or is that too casual?
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Well, you are my
chiropractor's step-daughter.
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Hired solely out of nepotism,
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'cause you know how hot
I think nepotism is.
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So hot.
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I do have a meeting in Munich,
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but I can probably...
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- Cancel that for me?
- Push that around.
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You're so important.
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"If the right are the Nazis,
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"then the left is the Red Army,
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who were worse.
Stop with the lies."
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- Wow.
- That makes no sense.
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You should probably just stop
responding to her, right?
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No, no, no.
It's a fucking obligation
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to educate our ignorant,
racist relatives.
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True. But maybe not on Facebook.
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- I don't know, man.
- That's fucked. I'm sorry.
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That's the end of this.
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Is that the last joint that we had?
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I think we're all out of wine, too.
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You know, I can help
on one of those fronts.
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Lit. Okay.
251
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And we have some sparkling wine.
252
00:09:32,699 --> 00:09:35,066
[cheering]
253
00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:38,836
[police radio chattering]
254
00:09:38,872 --> 00:09:40,037
Excuse me, sir.
Oh.
255
00:09:40,072 --> 00:09:43,240
- That's your hammock?
- Uh, yeah. Is everything okay?
256
00:09:43,276 --> 00:09:45,009
You can't hang a hammock
in the middle of the park.
257
00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:47,111
Oh, okay, I can take it down.
You want me to take it down?
258
00:09:47,146 --> 00:09:49,079
No, you know what? Whatever.
259
00:09:49,115 --> 00:09:50,247
It's cool.
260
00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:52,349
Okay.
261
00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:55,519
Hey, what are you doing?
Why do you keep coming over here?
262
00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:57,554
You're being, like,
um, so standoff-ish.
263
00:09:57,589 --> 00:09:59,023
I just want to be with you.
264
00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:00,524
Try something new.
Hang out with these...
265
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,293
- these peeps. They're chill peeps.
- Let them be chill.
266
00:10:02,328 --> 00:10:05,296
- I don't... I'm not... I just wanna...
- I want you to chill with us.
267
00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:07,564
I don't want to, so have fun.
268
00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:11,535
Now put your hand over my boob.
269
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,470
Oh, yeah, that's hot.
270
00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:16,239
Mmm, no, let's keep this on,
'cause I don't know how to swim.
271
00:10:16,274 --> 00:10:18,374
Oh my God,
the eclipse is on the floor!
272
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,843
When does totality happen?
273
00:10:19,878 --> 00:10:21,144
2:44.
274
00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:24,013
Which is in, like, three minutes.
275
00:10:24,049 --> 00:10:27,717
? I'm eating a bite of this tart ?
276
00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,552
I feel like I'm just
staring at the sun.
277
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,587
Jed! What are you doing?
278
00:10:31,622 --> 00:10:33,889
Neil Delin Tigress,
whatever the fuck his name is,
279
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,792
said that I can use a colander.
280
00:10:36,828 --> 00:10:38,394
Yeah, but you're not
supposed to look up.
281
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,529
Then what the fuck
am I supposed to do?
282
00:10:40,565 --> 00:10:41,998
[laughter]
283
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:43,666
I think I'm going blind.
284
00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:45,568
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[phone chiming]
285
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,902
She's texting, she's texting.
286
00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:49,672
- Oh, shit!
- What?
287
00:10:49,707 --> 00:10:50,736
It's happening.
288
00:10:50,771 --> 00:10:52,374
How do I know if I'm going blind?
289
00:10:52,409 --> 00:10:54,142
- Where your retina burns.
- Come here.
290
00:10:54,178 --> 00:10:55,578
- What?
- I need you. Come here, come here.
291
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,712
Here we go!
292
00:10:56,747 --> 00:10:57,913
Just stand there, and...
293
00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,482
just shut the fuck up
and look up, okay?
294
00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:02,017
I think it's happening.
295
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,651
Ow, but it...
296
00:11:03,687 --> 00:11:05,820
Ow. Ow. It hurts though.
Okay, look at me.
297
00:11:08,192 --> 00:11:09,992
[sighs]
298
00:11:10,027 --> 00:11:12,594
Okay. So, um...
299
00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:15,930
I know that whenever
we've talked about marriage,
300
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,499
that I've been kinda weird.
301
00:11:17,534 --> 00:11:19,033
Oh, whoa.
302
00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:21,002
I think it's a bit of misogyny
and gender roles
303
00:11:21,037 --> 00:11:23,170
- and stereotypes and...
- Yo! Turn off the music!
304
00:11:23,206 --> 00:11:25,339
And my parents
are fucking weird, and...
305
00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,709
like, everyone
we know, like, fucks it up.
306
00:11:27,744 --> 00:11:31,012
And I was just thinking
about fucking it up,
307
00:11:31,047 --> 00:11:34,248
and that if I was gonna
fuck up the rest of my life,
308
00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:37,018
that I-I would want
you to be there.
309
00:11:37,053 --> 00:11:38,486
And...
310
00:11:38,521 --> 00:11:41,622
I just... I love you!
I love you so much.
311
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,491
I love you so much
that it's... it's stupid!
312
00:11:43,526 --> 00:11:46,127
And I just wanna...
Fuck! Um...
313
00:11:47,096 --> 00:11:49,063
Do you wanna get married?
314
00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:52,699
- Yes.
- Yeah?
315
00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:53,901
[laughing] Of course.
316
00:11:53,936 --> 00:11:54,968
Oh my God.
317
00:11:55,004 --> 00:11:56,970
[cheering]
318
00:11:57,006 --> 00:11:59,540
[applause and cheers]
319
00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:04,444
Oh my God!
320
00:12:04,479 --> 00:12:06,212
Oh my God, okay.
This is for you.
321
00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:08,614
_
There's two here.
322
00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:11,351
Of fucking course there's two!
323
00:12:11,386 --> 00:12:13,819
You have quite the eye
for photography, young lady.
324
00:12:13,855 --> 00:12:15,555
If you fuck me now,
maybe I can help you
325
00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:17,123
with your graduate
school applications later.
326
00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:19,825
[voice breaking] That's crazy, Roger.
327
00:12:19,861 --> 00:12:21,561
You don't know how to read.
328
00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:29,401
[cheering and applause]
329
00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:30,770
- Yay!
- Eclipse!
330
00:12:32,774 --> 00:12:34,674
[cheers continue]
331
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,809
She put a ring on it!
332
00:12:36,844 --> 00:12:38,945
Whoo!
[giggling]
333
00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:42,714
[indistinct chatter]
334
00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:44,916
Wow.
335
00:12:44,952 --> 00:12:48,787
Honestly, that was the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
336
00:12:52,659 --> 00:12:54,326
Um, babe, I don't mean to rush,
337
00:12:54,361 --> 00:12:56,261
but the bakery closes at six o'clock.
338
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,129
Oh, shit!
We've gotta go!
339
00:12:58,164 --> 00:13:00,131
- All right.
- Yeah, so can we paddle for once?
340
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,466
Now I will help you, yes.
341
00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:04,469
Okay, do you have
dark spots in your vision?
342
00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:06,471
I'm definitely seeing dark spots.
343
00:13:06,506 --> 00:13:08,106
I'm definitely... oh!
344
00:13:09,676 --> 00:13:11,175
Oh my God!
345
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:12,276
[cheers and applause]
346
00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:15,045
What the fuck?
Why are we on a cake?
347
00:13:15,915 --> 00:13:17,215
What the fuck?
[laughing]
348
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,816
[applause] Do you love me?
349
00:13:18,851 --> 00:13:20,751
[indistinct chatter]
How did we get there?
350
00:13:21,954 --> 00:13:25,423
That is... hella pretty.
I'm not gonna lie.
351
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,591
We're on that cake.
352
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:29,893
That means they were
creeping on us all afternoon.
353
00:13:29,929 --> 00:13:31,762
There was somebody
taking pictures of us.
354
00:13:31,797 --> 00:13:34,031
- I can't take it off?
- No, you can't take it off.
355
00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:36,433
That's exactly how
Princess Diana died!
356
00:13:36,468 --> 00:13:37,968
_
I just find that a little bit creepy.
357
00:13:38,004 --> 00:13:39,302
- Call it romantic...
- It's not romantic.
358
00:13:39,338 --> 00:13:42,372
[Jed] All right, what if your
boyfriend's trying to surprise you.
359
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:47,477
You're with your side dude, he has
pictures of you with your side dude.
360
00:13:47,513 --> 00:13:49,179
You had your titty out!
361
00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:51,348
_
Ain't nothing new, but like, still.
362
00:13:52,551 --> 00:13:55,152
How 'bout we ate all their food?
363
00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:57,120
Excuse me!
Can I get a piece?
364
00:13:57,156 --> 00:13:59,055
_
Like, whatever. I don't care.
365
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,491
I don't care. I don't
care, because, listen,
366
00:14:01,527 --> 00:14:03,693
while you were eating toxins...
367
00:14:03,728 --> 00:14:06,328
? ?
368
00:14:06,364 --> 00:14:08,831
? Nowhere to go ?
369
00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:11,701
? My love ?
370
00:14:11,736 --> 00:14:14,436
? Nowhere to go ?
371
00:14:14,472 --> 00:14:17,040
? My love ?
372
00:14:17,075 --> 00:14:19,575
? Got nowhere to go ?
373
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,677
? It's not true ?
374
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,581
? Nowhere to go ?
375
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,816
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
376
00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:33,222
[groans]
377
00:14:41,598 --> 00:14:43,665
Hey! Over here!
378
00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:48,203
Oh, hey.
379
00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:49,504
Is this yours?
380
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:50,772
[laughs] Yeah.
381
00:14:50,808 --> 00:14:53,208
- It's very cool.
- You wanna see it?
382
00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:54,576
On the inside?
383
00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:55,710
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
384
00:14:55,745 --> 00:14:56,911
Okay, then!
385
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,955
Damn!
386
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,056
Should I close the door?
387
00:15:09,092 --> 00:15:10,257
Please close it.
388
00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:12,292
Just slam it really hard.
389
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,694
It's... it's a little...
390
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:16,296
Yeah, it's a little...
it's a little...
391
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,132
Welcome.
392
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,034
This is Steve RV.
393
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,603
[chuckles] Steve RV.
394
00:15:22,638 --> 00:15:24,905
He bungles things,
395
00:15:24,941 --> 00:15:27,507
and he sometimes
puts his foot in his mouth,
396
00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:31,077
but overall, he's
a very charming vehicle,
397
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:34,180
and I have had a lot of fun in here.
398
00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:35,716
[both laugh]
399
00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:36,883
It's really cool.
400
00:15:36,918 --> 00:15:38,218
Oh, thank you.
401
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:40,754
Do you want, um, a cup of tea?
402
00:15:40,789 --> 00:15:42,055
Sure.
403
00:15:44,692 --> 00:15:46,692
This shag is fucking awesome.
404
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,328
It's a little moist right now.
405
00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:50,696
I don't know why.
406
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,266
And you got a whole kitchen?
407
00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:54,400
The whole shebang.
408
00:15:54,435 --> 00:15:55,701
Survey says...
409
00:15:56,972 --> 00:15:58,304
This is cool.
410
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,839
Then, I went up through Nashville,
411
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,108
and that was quite fun.
412
00:16:03,144 --> 00:16:05,578
And then I just hauled ass
back to Brooklyn.
413
00:16:05,613 --> 00:16:07,680
Mainly because I didn't
have any money left.
414
00:16:07,715 --> 00:16:10,783
And real Americans are fucking scary.
415
00:16:10,818 --> 00:16:12,451
Oh, yeah, we're crazy.
416
00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:15,788
- I'm good.
- You sure?
417
00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:17,555
Yeah, yeah.
[indistinct talking]
418
00:16:17,591 --> 00:16:19,591
Oh, hello.
[laughing, chattering]
419
00:16:19,626 --> 00:16:22,027
Whoo! Whoo!
[hollering]
420
00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:24,529
[laughing] Take me with you!
421
00:16:24,564 --> 00:16:26,165
Where are they coming from?
422
00:16:37,644 --> 00:16:40,178
Ben, I'm really sorry
I ghosted on you.
423
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,782
Yeah, what was that about?
424
00:16:45,051 --> 00:16:47,018
I was just in a really weird spot.
425
00:16:47,053 --> 00:16:49,987
For a bit there, I was drinking a lot,
426
00:16:50,023 --> 00:16:51,189
and other stuff,
427
00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:53,691
and I wanted to...
428
00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:55,559
clean up my life and just start again,
429
00:16:55,594 --> 00:16:58,296
and I didn't know how to...
430
00:16:58,331 --> 00:17:02,666
I'm not very good with this
fucking... conversation shit,
431
00:17:02,702 --> 00:17:05,302
and I avoided it.
432
00:17:05,338 --> 00:17:06,470
Yeah.
433
00:17:09,642 --> 00:17:11,875
I can't believe I'm about to say this.
434
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:15,045
But...
435
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,382
I think that being
sober is good for me.
436
00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:21,852
Ah.
437
00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:24,754
Yeah!
438
00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:26,189
Okay.
439
00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:28,291
Yes.
440
00:17:31,129 --> 00:17:33,330
Anyway.
441
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:36,666
So I'm thinking now,
I need to go home for a bit.
442
00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:39,435
What? Like Australia home?
443
00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:41,871
Not for good.
Just to sort out my stuff.
444
00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:45,908
Good for you.
445
00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:48,778
Yeah, it's good for me.
446
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:51,213
- Yeah.
- Yeah!
447
00:17:51,249 --> 00:17:52,682
[silly voice] It's good for me!
448
00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:53,983
[laughing]
449
00:17:58,356 --> 00:17:59,554
I'm gonna miss you.
450
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:01,123
I did miss you.
451
00:18:01,158 --> 00:18:02,657
And I'm gonna miss you.
452
00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:05,560
I did miss you, too.
453
00:18:08,532 --> 00:18:10,965
[moans]
454
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:12,667
[kiss]
455
00:18:23,781 --> 00:18:25,947
Can I ask you a question, though?
456
00:18:29,185 --> 00:18:31,719
What are you gonna do
with Steve while you're gone?
457
00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:33,288
Hmm...
458
00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:37,591
Where are you gonna park it?
459
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:39,593
Honestly, I have no fucking idea.
460
00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:43,564
? My love ?
461
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:45,966
[electrical buzzing]
462
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,067
Fuck!
463
00:18:47,102 --> 00:18:48,836
Martin Toll.
464
00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:51,305
? And I'll be yours ?
465
00:18:52,308 --> 00:18:54,575
? When those roses grow ?
466
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:56,811
? I'll be there just smiling ?
467
00:18:57,914 --> 00:19:00,080
[clippers buzzing]
468
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,082
No way.
469
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:05,385
? Only Heaven knows ?
470
00:19:05,421 --> 00:19:07,654
[engine chugging]
471
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,390
? And this simple act ?
472
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:11,925
? We call love ?
473
00:19:11,961 --> 00:19:13,493
Ooh, baby.
474
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,963
Yeah.
475
00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:18,832
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
476
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,067
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
477
00:19:21,102 --> 00:19:23,402
? ?
478
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:29,609
[The Guy vocalizing]
479
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,111
[laughing]
480
00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:34,080
[honks horn]
481
00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:35,281
[engine backfiring]
482
00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:36,449
What?
483
00:19:36,484 --> 00:19:39,051
Oh, fuck. Shit.
[engine slowing]
484
00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:40,652
Shit, shit.
485
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:44,857
Um, um...
486
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,026
[engine rattling]
487
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,097
[engine stops]
488
00:19:52,132 --> 00:19:53,431
[brakes squeak]
489
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,033
[hydraulics hiss]
490
00:20:01,008 --> 00:20:03,041
[engine sputtering]
491
00:20:09,549 --> 00:20:12,117
Shit! [Yelps]
492
00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,188
[sighs]
493
00:20:22,962 --> 00:20:25,129
[chuckling]
494
00:20:26,032 --> 00:20:27,798
What's up, Steve?
495
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:30,367
? ?
496
00:20:43,215 --> 00:20:45,882
? I been missing you, baby ?
497
00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:50,187
? Let's go to Chinatown ?
498
00:20:50,222 --> 00:20:53,390
? That's where we'll find
our happy ending ?
499
00:20:57,963 --> 00:21:01,631
? If you won't take me back, baby ?
500
00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:04,100
? I'm going to Chinatown ?
501
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:08,404
? I'm gonna get my happy ending ?
502
00:21:12,843 --> 00:21:15,778
? ?
503
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:20,835
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