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Who's that?
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That's the father.
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Why's he running away?
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He's not, he's going after that woman.
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Why?
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Because she thinks their kids are in that house, and he doesn't want her to go in there.
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Because it's haunted?
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No, because it's on fire. We just watched a whole scene about that.
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Hey, kiddo.
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What're you watching?
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This awesome movie.
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The fireman, he trapped his kids in a haunted house and he set it on fire.
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Matthew, I really don't think he should be watching this kind of movie.
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He's not. I don't know what movie he's watching.
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Christine!
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What'd she make for dinner? I'm starving.
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Oh... no dinner.
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She's out with a guy.
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On a date?
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Well, it's not just a date. A fifth date.
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Oh.
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Who's the guy?
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Burton. Some attorney. Drives a Jag. She's way into him.
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Fifth date.
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You're enjoying this, aren't you?
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You think I'm going to flip out because my ex-wife is dating the same guy a couple times.
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Not a couple-- five. Five. Five.
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Give me what? Five.
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You know, I was hoping I wouldn't have to bring this up,
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but tonight is our fifth-date anniversary, and I was kind of...
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looking forward to a gift.
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I got you something. I got you something, but it isn't wrapped.
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Oh, where is it?
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In my pants.
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Oh, my God!
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You can't give me the same thing you gave me for our fourth-date anniversary.
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Oh! Hello! Wow. I didn't mean to...
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Richard... no, we were just...
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- Yes, I saw. Nice.
- Yeah.
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I'm Burton Schaefer.
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Richard Campbell. Christine's husband.
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Ex-husband.
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Oh, God. Right.
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Wonder what the psychiatrists would say about that.
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They'd say you were leaving.
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Well I should probably head out, too.
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Thanks for stopping by. Let's do this again soon.
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Richard!
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What? Burt can take a joke.
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His name's Burton.
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He must hear a lot of jokes.
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That's okay. No, I-I... we've got a big anniversary tomorrow,
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so I should probably go home and wrap her gift.
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Nice meeting you.
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I like him.
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He's a good-looking guy.
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Almost pretty.
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Good night, Richard.
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What? It's a compliment.
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He's a very adorable man.
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- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
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Look, I'm sorry about tonight. I was just trying to be funny.
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Really? 'Cause it wasn't funny.
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It was like Benny Hill not-funny.
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Benny Hill is hilarious.
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I can't have this conversation again.
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Hang on, somebody's calling. Uh... hold on.
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- Hello?
- Hey, you got to see this.
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A woman's having fat removed, and it fills an entire trash can.
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- Ooh. Channel?
- Forty-six.
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It's easily the grossest thing I've ever seen.
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Oh! That's disgusting!
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Who would watch this?
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- I-I got to go.
- Yeah, me, too.
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Hey, sorry, sorry. Matthew just wanted me to see this show where they remove people's fat.
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- Ooh, what channel?
- Forty-six.
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Oh, my God.
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Why would they put her fat in a trash can?
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Yeah. Does the trash man pick that up? 'Cause I can't even get him to take my old couch.
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All right, you know what? I got to get some sleep.
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Wait, wait. I called because I felt bad about how I acted.
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I was a real jerk, and I'd like to make it up to you.
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Fine, give me a trash can to put my ass in.
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Listen, Richard, that's very nice of you, but you don't have to...
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Wow, that's a powerful vacuum.
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Look, let's go out to dinner, you and Burton, me and Christine. I'll buy.
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A double date? Ooh, I don't know. Isn't that kind of weird?
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Why? Because we're divorced? So what?
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You obviously like this guy. I'd like to get to know him.
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I don't know.
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Oh, that's Burton.
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Okay, hang on, don't move.
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Hi there.
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I know I just saw you, but I had to hear your voice one more time before I went to bed.
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That is so sweet.
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Listen, um, I've got kind of a weird proposal for you.
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Yes.
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No, no. Richard's on the other line, and...
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he wants to take us to dinner to sort of make up for being such a jerk tonight.
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What do you think? Is that weird?
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Uh, it's very friendly.
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Well, next week we can go to my ex-wife's for dinner, you know?
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Oh, maybe she'll make her famous "I-never-loved-you
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and-your-former-law-partner- is-a-better-love- than-you'll-ever-be" potpie.
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We can go to dinner.
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Okay, fine, all right. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Night.
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Hey, we're on.
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Great. I'll talk to Christine and call you tomorrow.
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Okay. Sounds like a plan.
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Oh, God, this is Matthew again, I got to go.
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Bye.
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What?
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They're removing a 200-pound tumor from this guy's leg.
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- Ooh. Channel?
- Sixty-three.
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Thanks for doing this, honey.
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I think it's really gonna be fun.
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Do you?
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You're not going to feel a little icky about seeing your ex-wife with a serious boyfriend?
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No. Why would I?
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If anything, it's a relief.
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If Christine pairs up, then we don't have to feel guilty about our relationship.
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You feel guilty?
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Did I say guilty?
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I meant lucky.
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Which is basically the same thing when you're Catholic.
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Luckily, you're a better kisser than a liar.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- Oh, hi. Sorry.
- Hi.
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- We were just...
- Yeah, we saw.
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Very classy.
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So, Burton, you've met Richard. This is his girlfriend, New Christine.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Actually, I'm not new. I've been here for 28 years.
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I'm just new compared to her.
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Well, let's eat quickly, 'cause I have to get back to the home.
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Well, I'm new, too, so I guess you can just call me New Burton.
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New Burton. Isn't that a town in Connecticut?
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Yeah.
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So, Burton, I just want to say sorry about the other night.
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We both said some things we regret.
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I don't remember saying anything.
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I accept your apology.
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Let's just forget about it and have a good night.
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Good evening.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I will be back in a moment to take your drink orders.
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Thank you.
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You okay there?
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Yeah, it's my... it's my new date night underwear.
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It just got to fifth base.
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Really, I want you to feel free to say anything around me.
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Christine, you look great tonight.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
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Your makeup's really doing its job.
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So what's everybody having?
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I'm sorry... my makeup is doing its job?
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What... what does that mean?
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What? It was a compliment. You look good.
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Richard, you don't compliment a person's makeup.
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You compliment their face, not the thing that's covering up their face.
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That's like... that's like talking about somebody's girdle.
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That looks like it's doing its job, too.
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You know, people in love-handle houses should not throw stones, buddy.
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You guys, stop. I'm sure you're making Burton uncomfortable.
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No, no, it's fine. Actually, I'm very comfortable.
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It reminds me of my honeymoon.
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Minus the flying ashtrays and Moroccan police.
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No, you're right-- I promise we won't be sniping at each other all night, right?
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I'm sorry, too. It's a bad habit.
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Can we just start this whole night over?
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- I like that idea.
- Yeah.
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So, Burton... what sort of law do you practice?
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I'm an immigration lawyer.
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Mostly Mexico and Central America.
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I like it a lot, you know?
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Helping people find a better life and get a little piece of the American dream.
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Of course, we still have a long ways to go...
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But, anyway, most recently, I've been down in Tijuana, trying to reunite this family.
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The mom's been working here, and the kids are down there, and well, she's...
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It's really... it's really sad.
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I always get a laugh at that part.
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No, I'm sorry. It's just when you said, "Tijuana,"
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it reminded me of this story that Christine and I have.
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No, no, Lord, please do not tell that story, okay?
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I am trying to make a good impression.
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Wait, now I've got to hear the story. What is it?
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We were in this bar. Christine was drunk--
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which, by the way, is how most of our stories start.
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Oh, that's lovely. Thank you.
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She stole the waiter's whistle and started giving everyone shots.
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No. I didn't steal the whistle.
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Gosh, I bought it... by showing the waiter my bra.
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And?
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My underwear.
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And?
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The top of my butt.
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Which, by the way, is how most of our stories end.
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Uncle Matthew... what does my mom do when she goes out?
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Uh, what does she tell you she does?
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She just says she's going out.
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Okay, well, if you have to know...
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When your mom goes out, she...
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...she fights crime.
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Why does she get all dressed up?
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Well, that's her disguise.
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She brushes her hair and puts on clean clothes so no one will recognize her.
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You know what, Ritchie? No more questions about your mom.
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Okay.
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What makes some people gay?
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Your mom's on a date.
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And you couldn't say anything, because he knew...
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you were wearing...
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...his hat.
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Yeah, they never run out of stories. Not ever.
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Ever, ever, ever.
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Last one had a twist, though. They were sober.
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I didn't see that coming.
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Remember Vermont?
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No, Richard, don't. I think they're... they're mad.
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Burton, are you getting mad?
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Why would I be mad? It's like watching an alcoholic travel show.
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Ah, we got to do this again real soon.
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I'm at my mother's next week, so it would have to be the week after that.
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Yeah, or never.
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Oh, right. Or never.
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Wait. You're really mad?
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No, it's... it's fine. It doesn't matter, all right?
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I'm just... I'm gonna go get the car.
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You know, I think I'll go with you.
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Uh, well, we'll be right there.
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Ass!
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Me?
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What? You were laughing, too.
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At least I didn't do the duck walk for the waiter.
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Richard, that got a laugh.
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And you know damn well if I'm getting a laugh, I'm not gonna stop.
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This is your fault.
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How is this my fault?
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Because you kept telling those tired, old stories,
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and making Burton feel completely left out.
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He's a lawyer. I'd think he'd be used to being left out.
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Ass!
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Christine.
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Christine?
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Christine? Christine, wait, wait.
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Are you actually mad at me?
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You spent the entire evening trying to sabotage my relationship.
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Why would I do that?
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I don't know, Richard.
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Maybe that's a question you need to be asking yourself.
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Richard, I really like this guy.
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I feel good when I'm with him.
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And he's the first guy that I've met since we broke up
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that I can really see myself staying with.
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Oh.
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Well...
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That's good.
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That's great.
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I just hope he forgives me.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Oh, I am so sorry you had a terrible time.
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Well, you know, we've been together for six dates now.
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You've got to take the bad with the good.
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Will you forgive me? I mean, we just... We get caught up in our old stuff.
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Yeah, you know, speaking of that old stuff, there seems to be a lot of it.
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Should I be threatened?
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Oh, God, no.
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It's just a bunch of dumb stories from a million years ago.
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I want to make new stories. With you.
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Yeah, then we can take your new boyfriend out to dinner and rub in his face.
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Oh, please, Burton.
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I mean... if you let me, I promise I can make it up to you.
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How are you gonna do that?
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Well, I can think of, uh, five ways just like right off the top of my head.
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The first two you are truly gonna love.
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And the third is mostly for me.
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Well, let's start with the third and then work our way backwards.
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Wow.
283
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...and so the good news is Christine really, really likes him.
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Well, it is good news.
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That's what I said. I'm happy for her.
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Yeah. Maybe they'll get married.
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Hey, wouldn't that be swell.
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Watch. I'm going to get blamed for this, too.
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- How is he?
- what they say?
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We don't know yet, but it looks bad. It might be his toe.
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His toe? Oh God. Which one?
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The one that went to market or the one that ate roast beef?
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Hey, a toe injury is not funny, Richard.
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It's true.
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I lost the nail on my pinky toe. It never grew back.
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Now I have to paint the skin.
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Richard? Richard, have you seen the medical shows?
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I mean, toe injuries can lead to very serious complications. In some cases, death.
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Oh, forgive me. I didn't realize I was speaking to a medical professional, Doctor...
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Shove It. Janice P. Shove It, M.D.
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That's very mature.
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Oh, you want to talk about mature? You just tried to kill my boyfriend.
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- You know, I was there, and it wasn't...
- It was an accident.
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Oh, there are no accidents, Richard.
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I mean, maybe you didn't mean to do it, but you still did do it unconsciously.
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Unconsciously? Like in a coma?
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- I think she meant...
- You are unbelievable.
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Don't you mean sub-believable?
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You know what I mean, you toe-killer.
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All right, stop it. That's enough. I can't take it anymore.
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You're not even making sense. You're just saying words.
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You see? Even your girlfriend thinks you're an ass.
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Well, you're an ass, too, Christine.
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Me? What did I do?
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Well, it's both of you and this messed-up dynamic you have.
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You get going and it's like no one else exists, and it's not just tonight.
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It's all the time.
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With the constant phone calls and the daily visits, the obnoxious reminiscing.
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It was only a matter of time before someone got hurt.
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You are supposed to be divorced.
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Why can't you act like it?
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Christine, you have to understand, we have a kid together.
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We're always going to be connected.
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Oh, don't pull that. This has nothing to do with your kid.
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This is the two of you unable to separate from each other.
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I'm leaving.
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I'll go with you.
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No. You stay here, Richard.
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I'm serious. You two need to figure out what your deal is,
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because until you do, I don't think there's any room in it for me.
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I need the keys.
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I need money for parking.
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Yes.
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Nice work, Dr. Campbell.
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Thanks.
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Okay.
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"Remove Adam's apple, including the core.
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You'll end up with money and friends galore."
339
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Well, I'm noreally in it for the money and friends. I'm a healer.
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So why does my Mom go on dates?
341
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Well, because sometimes grown-ups like to go out with people their own age.
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You're her age. Why don't you date her?
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Well, most people like to date outside their immediate family.
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And it's a law.
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A good law.
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What do you do on a date?
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Well, you, uh, talk. And you laugh.
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Sometimes you... wrestle.
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Oh.
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What's intercourse?
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Something to do with golf. You should ask your mom.
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Does Mom golf?
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She's been known to hit the links.
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Did you get through to Christine?
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No. She must've turned off her cell.
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Thanks.
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So what do you think? Do you think she's right?
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Do we have a weird dynamic?
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No. I mean, sure, we're closer than most divorced people, but I think that's healthy.
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I guess.
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But I don't want our old relationship to get in the way of our new ones.
362
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I don't either. Maybe we need some boundaries.
363
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Yeah.
364
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Like, I guess I shouldt call you every night before I go to bed, huh?
365
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Maybe I shouldn't just drop by unannounced.
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And, of course, no running over each other's dates with a car.
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Seems a little extreme, but okay.
368
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And we won't call each other every time there's something gross on TV.
369
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Well, I mean, what if it's something that concerns Ritchie?
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We have to talk then.
371
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Right. Of course. We'll talk then. But only then.
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Yeah, I think that can work.
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And you should probably stop thinking of me when you're having sex with Burton.
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Richard, I didn't even think of you when I was having sex with you.
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I don't want to play with you anymore.
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God, this is big, you know?
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Things are going to change a lot with us.
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I know. But it's got to be done. There are other people now.
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Yeah.
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And by the way, I think it did bother me seeing you with someone else tonight,
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but it doesn't mean I'm not happy for you.
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Oh, thank you.
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And, about you and New Christine...
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Thank you for being happy for me.
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