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[spray]
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[hums]
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[tisk]
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[metallic thuds]
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[louder metallic thud]
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Oh, something's
back there.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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[laughing]
You got one, too.
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Oh! Thanks.
[laughing]
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You're welcome.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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[both laugh]
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[laughs stop]
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Nice outfit.
I meant to tell
you back there.
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Thanks.
Yours, too.
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[giggles]
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They think I'm crazy
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to get this
for flying.
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[scoffs]
Me too. Shows
what they know.
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Yeah. It's
all about taste.
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[giggles]
I'm Dawn.
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Dee.
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Cool. Dawn-Dee.
[chuckles] That's
so cute.
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I guess so.
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[Sighs]
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Shall we
take this baby up?
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Sounds good to me.
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So what's next?
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Uh. We start
the engine and we
take off into the sky.
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Okay.
They make it
sound so easy.
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(Dee)
That's how they
explained it to me.
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(Dawn) Oh-uh, tell
me if I'm doing
something wrong.
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Okay.
But I'm sure
you'll know first.
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I'll just pay
close attention.
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[giggles] Wow,
I feel like I'm
at Driver's Ed again.
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[both chuckle]
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Hey, great
office supplies!
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Oh, thanks.
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That's a cute pen.
Alright!
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I want to take
some notes.
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Okay. Alright.
So, seatbelt,
check.
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Mirrors?
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Don't see any.
Um. Blinkers?
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Headlights?
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I'm just gonna get
my book out. Okay.
Um. Alright.
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Well, I turn on
the master switch,
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then the ignition?
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Okay.
Push the throttle.
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[both laugh and yell]
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(Both)
We're flying!
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Turn! Turn!
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[laughs]
I did it!
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I can't believe it.
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Okay. Miss St. Dom
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and Miss Dee Twiddle.
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We're gonna
be flying over
some incredible sce--
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Amazing? Incredible scenery.
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[gasps heavily]
No!
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Ladies!
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Ladies, stop the plane.
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Ladies!
Ladies!
Uh! Oh!
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Stop the plane!
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[both laugh and yell]
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Alright, here we go!
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Up, up and today!
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[both laugh]
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[gasps and heaves]
Oh-- Oh, God!
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What's
wrong, Frank?
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Bernie's lost
his mind. He took
off without clearance.
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Bernie?
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That'd
be a first.
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What the hell
is he thinking?
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You can ask
him yourself.
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[pants and chokes]
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Oh my God.
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[bangs door]
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[pants and heaves]
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They took the plane.
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Who took the plane?
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Two blondes.
[gasps] Blondes.
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Blondes.
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Blondes?
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Oh my God.
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[both laugh and yell]
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We're flying!
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I can't believe it!
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Do you
always get this
excited when you fly?
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Yeah. Don't you?
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Sure. [giggles]
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So when did
you start flying?
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Well, today's
my first lesson.
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Really? Me, too.
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[both chuckle]
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Oh, that's funny.
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[both gasp and yell]
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Sean Bromley
steps up to the tee,
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he's an
amateur in this
Pro Am Tournament,
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and as
you might see,
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a par
here could tie
him for the day.
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Oh my God!
We're gonna crash!
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[both scream]
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Look at that!
What a shot!
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Right for the pin.
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A hole in one?
Could it be?
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[both yell]
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That's pretty
freaking low.
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[both yell]
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Do something!
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What?
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(Both)
Turn it off!
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[both gasp]
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[both yell]
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We're gonna crash!
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[crowd screams]
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Run for your life!
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[both yell]
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Look out!
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[both yell]
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Oh,
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Oh!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the airplane has
just made a hole in one.
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[thump]
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[crowd murmurs]
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We're going
up to the plane
right now
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there are two
people inside,
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They're okay!
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There are two women
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who just came
out of the plane.
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They seem to be okay.
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We come in peace.
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They're blond.
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Is there
a lawyer in here?
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Uh, I'm a lawyer!
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Yeah, me too.
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I'm a lawyer.
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I'm a litigation attorney.
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Yeah, right here.
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[both chuckle]
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[thump]
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So,
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the bastard's
living in Vancouver.
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Can you
believe the nerve?
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Took an add out
using his real name.
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"The Beaver
Patch Lounge."
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Seems like old Louie
hasn't changed a bit.
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But the Witness
Protection Program don't
know nothing about this.
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They will soon enough.
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Let me take
him out, boss.
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It would give
me great pleasure.
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00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,325
No.
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00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,888
We need someone
to move undetected.
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Too many FBl
protecting him.
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In and out, in
the blink of an eye.
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The Cat's eye.
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The Cat?
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00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:21,440
Who better
to kill a rat?
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The perfect assassin.
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Still completely
unknown even by me.
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A mastermind killer
with an lQ off the
scale of normal humans.
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She's never failed.
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Even her
victims haven't
seen her. A ghost.
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She's not
completely unknown
we know she's a woman--
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Don't interrupt
me! Who's the freaking
Godfather here, huh?
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I'm sorry, boss.
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Alright.
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A ghost,
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that never
leaves a trace.
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Send half the kill
money to her contact.
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If she nails
this one,
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we'll let
her take out the
infamous Mr. Wong.
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Looks like I got
another job, Kit.
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Woo Hoo,
party time!
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The Godfather
wants me
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to take out
Lou Rimoli
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at the Beaver
Patch Lounge.
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I thought
you were retiring.
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Let me take
this one. You
have enough kills.
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I have to do
this last one, Kit.
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A final favor
for the Godfather.
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Besides, doing
Lou Rimoli will
be a pleasure.
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I promise,
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after this one
I'll turn the
claw over to you.
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Meow.
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I love you.
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[chuckles]
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For driving
without a license.
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Pay a $100 fine and
we don't even have
to show up in court.
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Aw, those cops
are so sweet.
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I know, they
were cute, too.
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I know.
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Look at John Daley.
I mean, please!
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Come on,
look around.
Check all this out.
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250,000 tons of snow.
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All for me.
For my vision.
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00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,223
For my picture.
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00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,227
When l
say "Jump" the
studio says "How high"?
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Hey!
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Oh!
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00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:58,069
All right! Let's
shoot this thing
before the snow melts.
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00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,037
Where's my
megaphone guy?
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00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:04,666
Too slow!
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00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:05,971
You're fired!
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00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,013
Get me a new
megaphone guy.
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00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,174
[sighs]
What are
we listening to?
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00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,911
Oh, that's
The Sound
of Music.
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00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,452
Oh, cool.
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00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,579
What's the
music called?
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00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,680
Move! Hey!
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00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:22,625
Nobody yells "move"
on my set. I'll tell
you when to move.
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00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,155
Move!
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00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,825
[both scream]
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00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,630
Oh!
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00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,500
Are you okay?
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00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,809
[gasps]
Those jerks!
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00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,109
Who were those
crazy blondes?
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00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,671
Are they trying
to get killed?
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00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,183
Didn't they see there
were no crosswalks? Jeez.
222
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,583
God! Stupid
Hill Piggies.
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00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,177
They'd better not
have scratched my car.
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00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,347
I know.
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00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,515
(Dee)
Are you okay?
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00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,853
(Dawn)
I think so.
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00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,018
Are you okay?
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00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,028
Uh, l
think so, too.
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00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,030
What a day.
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00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,395
Take a left here
and then two rights.
231
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:08,304
Wait, no. I'm sorry.
T ake a right here
and then two lefts.
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00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,639
Wait. Can you
say that again?
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00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,144
Um, I don't think so.
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00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,737
[mouths silently]
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00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,859
(Dee)
Hey, are we
going in circles?
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00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,866
(Dawn) [chuckles]
No, don't be silly.
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00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,300
Go left. Okay,
turn left and just
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00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,529
Here we go!
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00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,662
Wait, sharp right.
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00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,000
Woo! I'm dizzy!
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00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,064
(Dawn) [chuckles]
Beep! We're here!
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00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,113
Oh! I'm in this one.
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00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,752
How long have
you lived here?
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00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:01,850
Nine months.
245
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,053
How about you?
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00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,494
Not nearly that
long. About a year.
247
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,158
Oh. Hey,
you wanna
come see Virgil?
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00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,257
Is he cute?
249
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,359
He's really cute.
250
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,460
Sure!
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00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,696
It's so cold.
252
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:20,504
[claps and chuckles]
253
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,047
Are you a magician?
254
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,673
No, it always
does that.
255
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,217
Really?
Can I try?
256
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:27,183
Sure.
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00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:32,747
[Both laugh and clap]
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00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,123
[laughs]
I love it! Wow!
259
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,560
[laughs]
I got to see him.
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00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,995
Virgil.
Virgil.
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00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,896
Virgil's your dog?
262
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,162
No, Virgil's
not a dog.
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00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:47,137
Oh, there
he is. [sings]
Virgil's a turtle.
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00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,571
(Dawn)
Oh, Virgil.
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00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,006
(Dee)
lt'll take 'em over
a minute to get here.
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00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:53,203
He's the
one to win the
race, right Virgil?
267
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,304
Oh, Virgil.
I don't think you're
gonna win many races.
268
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,681
[chuckles]
Well, just a
figure of speech.
269
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,947
(Dee)
Baby, come
to mama.
270
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:06,014
Come here, baby.
He likes to kiss me.
271
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:09,026
He's so cute. Virgil.
272
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,392
Are we?
273
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:15,126
Go back under there.
There you go. Don't toot.
274
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,224
[farts]
275
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,427
What was that?
276
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,266
He has a little
gas problem.
277
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,464
Oh, okay.
278
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,268
I got him from
a turtle orphanage.
279
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,831
Really?
They have them?
280
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,376
Not enough.
That's my dream.
281
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,378
I want to
have my own
turtle orphanage.
282
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,414
And I want to dance
in a Broadway play.
283
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:30,846
That's nice.
284
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:32,474
[chuckles]
What's your dream?
285
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,782
My dream
is to marry the
man of my dreams.
286
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,219
Who is he?
287
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,290
I'll show you.
288
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,193
Wait 'till you see him.
289
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,462
(Dee)
Oh, that's
what that's for.
290
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,163
Yeah. DVDs.
291
00:17:57,042 --> 00:18:01,945
At Superfly,
our destinations are
your dream vacations.
292
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,743
So come fly
high with us.
293
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,477
(Dawn)
lsn't he dreamy?
294
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,711
(Dee)
Yeah, he's cute.
295
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,082
Can you help
me land him?
296
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,552
Of course
you can land him.
297
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:10,815
Really?
298
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,618
I mean, you have
beauty and looks.
299
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:13,783
You can't lose.
300
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,486
Oh, thank you.
[chuckles]
301
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:19,122
So, where are you
dancing? I'd love to
come see you some time.
302
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,792
Oh, well, I'm kinda
between jobs right now.
303
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,334
Oh, me too.
304
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:25,199
Yeah, I got
fired for typos.
305
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,329
[gasps]
What are typos?
306
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:28,964
I have no idea.
307
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,441
I was working
at a talent agency,
308
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:36,004
you know, a
receptionist and
secretarial stuff,
309
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:40,484
and I have
to admit, I'm not
much of a typist.
310
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,419
Ah! Sh.
311
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,416
I love White-O.
312
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,623
Mr. Lean,
there's something
wrong with the computer.
313
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:56,634
[sighs]
What, what, what?
314
00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:00,866
[sucks air
in sharply
and sighs]
315
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,203
Oh, my--
316
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:07,871
Get out! Now!
317
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,641
Well,
318
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:13,378
I've been working on
a little Busby Berkeley,
Gene Kelley number.
319
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:17,047
Oh, here.
Sorry about that.
[sings] Ta-ta-ra-ra.
320
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:20,148
[sings] Ta-ta-ra-ra.
321
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:23,023
Oh! Oh!
322
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,392
(Dawn)
[laughs]
323
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,226
(Dee)
[sings]
Ta-ra-ta. [crash]
324
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,266
Oh!
325
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,630
[Crashes]
326
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:33,660
[sings] T a-ta-ra-ra.
Like this. Like that.
327
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,172
(Dee)
Whew!
328
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,732
I always
do that. And then,
it's a big fat, oh!
329
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:44,305
(Dee)
Jeez. And then
it's a big Ta-ra!
330
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,407
(Dee)
Oh! Ow!
331
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:46,508
Wow!
332
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,643
Ow!
333
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,414
Oh!
334
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,955
That's it.
335
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,388
That's so good!
336
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:57,053
Wow! My God,
you're a really
good dancer.
337
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,563
You came up
with all those
moves yourself?
338
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,428
Uh-huh. Well,
I had inspirations.
339
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,990
You're really good.
340
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,536
Thank you.
Want to give it
a try? Give it a try.
341
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:09,540
Oh, God, no.
That's a hard act to
follow, I couldn't do that.
342
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,907
You can, I will
talk you through it.
Okay? Yeah, do it.
343
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,377
Okay.
344
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,879
I'll start the
music again.
345
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,415
Okay. Hey.
346
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,074
(Dawn)
Start with
the kicks.
347
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,120
Oh, shit.
Well, sorry.
Just, just, um.
348
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:25,384
Okay. And a one,
and a two and a three.
349
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:29,894
Flashdance!
Flashdance!
And perfect, oh!
350
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,227
Now one, two,
kick, kick those legs!
351
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,232
Kick it!
352
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:38,662
Oh my God.
353
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:42,468
Look at you.
You're so good.
354
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,133
Big finish!
Big finish!
355
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,233
Big finish?
356
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,039
Okay, big finish.
Big finish!
357
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,706
[taps with heels]
358
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,646
[laughs]
359
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,082
[whispers]
Jazz hands.
360
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:54,743
[whispers]
Jazz hands.
361
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,311
[whispers
and chuckles]
That's so good.
362
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,378
You are a natural.
363
00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,617
"Natural", my ass.
364
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,386
I didn't train in
8 years for that.
365
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,087
A lot of good
it did me.
366
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:06,426
Because, how many
jobs really ask you
to do the splits? Zippo.
367
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,965
Were you a dancer?
368
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:11,002
Gymnast.
I tried out for the
National Park Olympics,
369
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,297
I placed 90th.
370
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,066
[gasps]
What happened?
371
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:17,006
Discovered boys.
[chuckles] It was
a lot more fun.
372
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,441
Because the
guys really do
dig my backbends,
373
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:21,604
so maybe it wasn't
a total waste. [sighs]
374
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,275
A waste? With your
talent, honey, you're
gonna make us stars!
375
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,079
Oh my God.
376
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,746
At last!
377
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,551
(Dee)
The first
thing we do is
build up your resume.
378
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,558
We do that by
getting your first gig.
379
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,116
[gasps]
Oh, look at this!
380
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:39,425
"Looking for dancers
at the Beaver Patch Lounge"
381
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,432
That sounds like
a nice family show.
382
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,627
Y eah, with animals.
383
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:44,896
Like Doctor Doolittle.
384
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,597
Yeah.
385
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,140
You're going
for this audition
and you'll get it.
386
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,731
With me,
you can't lose.
387
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,071
[gasps] You think?
388
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,305
You know what they
say, "Great minds do."
389
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,609
That's right.
I'm so excited.
390
00:21:56,682 --> 00:22:00,277
"Beaver Patch
Lounge" that sounds
like a great place to work.
391
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,376
Alright.
392
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,216
[tisk]
393
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:07,224
While transporting
an alleged perpetrator
in the car,
394
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:10,750
someone passed
some very nasty gas.
395
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:14,390
And you denied
being the guilty party
and blamed the suspect,
396
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:18,266
Agent Campbell,
was it not in fact you,
397
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,202
who cut the cheese?
398
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,705
No.
399
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,509
Ha!
400
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:26,669
Damn!
401
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:29,339
This machine is good.
402
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:33,646
Alright, alright.
It-- it's my turn
now. It's my turn. Okay.
403
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:37,780
Last fall, someone
stole a donut,
404
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:41,121
off of my desk.
They took a bite,
405
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,353
and they put it back.
406
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:46,761
Was that in fact you,
Agent Gardenia?
407
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,629
No.
408
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,225
He, he.
409
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,100
Aw.
410
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:57,164
Okay, thi-- this machine
has got to be wacko.
411
00:22:57,242 --> 00:23:00,734
Let's do one more round,
I'll give you, uh, uh,
412
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,040
five to one
odds on this.
413
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,138
Hey.
414
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,910
I got a new job
for you guys.
415
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:06,848
What's up,
boss? [sighs]
416
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:09,443
Rimoli blew his cover
as protected witness.
417
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:12,581
He's running a
joint called "The
Beaver Patch Lounge."
418
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:16,525
Until I can convince
him to take on a new
identity and relocate,
419
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:19,689
I want you two
to shadow him. Make
sure nobody wacks him.
420
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:23,223
Leave it to us, boss.
No one will get near
him with us watching.
421
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,569
[tisk]
422
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:28,401
For the past
several months
423
00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:31,271
somebody's been
writing unflattering
things about me
424
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,537
in the
bathroom stalls.
425
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:33,635
Really?
426
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:35,009
Now, would
that be you?
427
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,342
Or you?
428
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,975
Me? No. I-- l--
can assure you, sir,
429
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:41,075
that we-- we would
never do such a thing.
430
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:43,553
We're professionals.
That's out of character.
431
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:46,489
I can assure
you we would
never do such a thing.
432
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:49,083
These machines, look,
they're so unreliable
433
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,061
that-- that
we're calibrating.
434
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:52,596
Just get out
of my sight
435
00:23:52,664 --> 00:24:00,093
before I hook
up your family
jewels to those things.
436
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,732
[light chatter]
437
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,709
Damn. I don't
believe it.
438
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:22,085
That's a very
tasty act you
got there, my dear.
439
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,752
Thank you.
440
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:27,021
[knocks]
441
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:33,469
What the hell
are you doing?
I'm in an audition.
442
00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:36,006
What am I doing?
Have you seen this ad?
443
00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:37,439
Is the audition over?
444
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,136
No. Stay
upside down.
445
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,211
You interrupt my fun
to show me my ad?
446
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:48,377
You wrote this
in the paper? You
used your real name.
447
00:24:48,453 --> 00:24:53,117
No shit. The name
Louie Rimoli used to mean
something in some places.
448
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,590
In powerful
organizations
449
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,718
it means "Kill with
extreme prejudice."
450
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,821
That was a long time ago.
They've probably forgotten.
451
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,263
Yeah, yeah.
Louie,
452
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,096
Louie, these
people don't forget.
453
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,795
[gasps]
454
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,098
Oh, okay.
You're hired.
455
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,833
[shrill laughter]
456
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:11,637
Send in the next girl.
So I can finish my lunch.
457
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:13,473
[giggles]
458
00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:30,584
You know
I didn't join the Agency
459
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:32,926
to protect the
scum of the earth.
460
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,125
Reformed scum
of the earth.
461
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,192
That's what the
Witness Protection
Program is all about.
462
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,465
Look over there.
463
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,972
Tell me
what's reformed.
464
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,065
We're here to
protect Louie Rimoli.
465
00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:46,838
Can't judge
a book by it's cover,
Agent Campbell.
466
00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:49,813
This book should
have been judged
a long time ago.
467
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,849
My mother was right.
468
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,851
I should have been
a bible salesman.
469
00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:57,979
What?
470
00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,216
Bibles.
471
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,622
No way.
472
00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:02,159
Way.
473
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,788
[scoffs] Well,
whatever floats
your boat, I guess.
474
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,559
I thought you
were a Buddhist.
475
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:22,046
What are we doing
here, Swan? We can get
in big shit for this.
476
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,705
This is
The Cat's job.
477
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:26,910
Don't worry, Leo,
You're gonna give
yourself a heart attack.
478
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:29,545
We won't
interfere, you know.
479
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:32,749
Just wanna
put a face to the
reputation. That's all.
480
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:34,917
Nobody knows
what she looks like.
481
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:38,087
Ah, that's why
we're here. Okay?
Now, keep your eyes peeled.
482
00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:40,563
One of these
women coming
in or going out
483
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:42,259
is the infamous Cat.
484
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:46,302
You're next, doll face.
485
00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:59,240
[clears throat] Hi.
486
00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:00,375
Hi.
487
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,919
We're here
for the audition.
488
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,011
[all chuckle]
489
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,316
Aren't
we all.
490
00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:07,688
[giggles]
491
00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:11,320
It amazes me
the lengths people go
to to get these auditions.
492
00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:12,727
I know.
493
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,492
I like
your shorts.
494
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:16,534
Are those
real nylon?
495
00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:18,569
[clears throat
and chuckles]
496
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,936
Oh, excuse me,
do you guys know
what the show's about?
497
00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:23,065
About?
498
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,768
Yeah.
499
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:30,579
Yeah. The plot.
The driving force
if you will. [chuckles]
500
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,082
[chuckles]
501
00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,118
Oh! Oh,
the driving force?
502
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:36,745
Yeah, it's
about producing
erections.
503
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:38,345
[chuckles] Oh.
504
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:39,549
[gasps]
505
00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,683
It's a musical
about architecture.
506
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,785
That's unusual, right?
507
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,023
No, not really.
508
00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:48,588
Producing. Cool!
509
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,601
Mmm.
510
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,942
(Louie)
So, uh, what've
you got for me?
511
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:02,703
Surprise
of a lifetime.
512
00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:03,975
Uh-huh?
513
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,376
It's nice.
[smirks]
514
00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:12,150
You got another
surprise for me?
515
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,173
You like this?
516
00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:32,970
[chuckles] Oh!
517
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,807
[crash]
518
00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:42,352
Ah! Just give
uncle Louie a taste
maybe, huh? [kiss]
519
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:46,049
You know what?
Time is money.
Come with me.
520
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,254
Come on, show
me what you got.
521
00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:55,026
There's an idea.
522
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,192
[chokes]
523
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,503
The Godfather
says goodbye.
524
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,704
Can I help
you girls
525
00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:09,007
Mr. Ravioli?
526
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,843
Uh, no,
he's inside.
I'm Manny,
527
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,383
the Talent Manager.
What's your act?
528
00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:14,577
We're a new team.
529
00:29:14,652 --> 00:29:15,676
Together?
530
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,812
Yeah.
531
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,355
Well that l
would like to see.
532
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,119
We're excited
about producing
your erections.
533
00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,784
[whispers]
Good one.
534
00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:25,295
Are you gonna
watch us, too?
535
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,092
It's tempting.
Tempting,
536
00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:29,861
but, uh, Louie
prefers to do his
business one on one,
537
00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:33,392
but I'm sure he wouldn't
object to a two on one,
if you know what I mean.
538
00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:35,098
Ha.
539
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:51,754
Hi, Mr. Ravioli.
I'm Dee and this
is my partner Dawn.
540
00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:53,723
We're here
to audition
for your show.
541
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,590
No, no!
Don't say a word.
Don't say anything.
542
00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,563
Just relax,
sit there, have
a drink, smoke your cigar,
543
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,224
and enjoy the show.
544
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,358
Ready Freddie?
545
00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:05,425
You're gonna
like this.
546
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,198
You're gonna
like this.
547
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:08,762
I think
he's interested.
548
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,671
I'm really good
at reading people.
549
00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:11,936
Definitely.
550
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:13,034
You ready, Dee?
551
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:14,169
Yeah.
552
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,303
Six, seven, eight,
553
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,280
(both)
One, two, three, four.
554
00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:18,872
Six, seven, eight.
[giggles]
555
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,145
Sorry.
556
00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:22,743
[both giggle]
557
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,981
Starfish!
558
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:25,818
(both)
Starfish!
Starfish!
559
00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,723
[both laugh]
560
00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:29,817
Big finish!
561
00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:30,918
Oh, big finish.
562
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,019
Big finish.
563
00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:33,154
(both)
Jazz hands!
564
00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:35,131
Mr. Ravioli.
565
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,292
[gasps] Oh!
566
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,391
You killed him!
567
00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:38,560
I killed him?
568
00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:39,898
You threw a
stick at him.
569
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,666
Now he's never
gonna give us a job.
570
00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:43,001
Oh my God,
you're right.
571
00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:44,336
Oh, no.
572
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,343
I know we
didn't kill'
em. Maybe he's,
573
00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:49,903
maybe he had a heart
attack from watching our
crazy moves. It happens.
574
00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:51,471
Give him the
hammock remover.
575
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:52,641
The hammock remover?
576
00:30:52,717 --> 00:30:53,843
[blows]
577
00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:56,011
Oh!
578
00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:57,918
Um, okay.
579
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:00,814
[blows]
580
00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:04,521
Oh, oh!
His piece of hair!
Oh my God. oh!
581
00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:07,030
Someone's here.
582
00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:08,759
Hey.
583
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:12,064
[chuckles]
I'll come back later.
[clacks tongue]
584
00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:15,503
Wow, some
guys get to
have all the fun.
585
00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,366
What are we gonna do?
586
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:21,712
Just leave him
alone there.
587
00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:23,713
[whispers]
Let's leave discreetly.
588
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:25,715
[both scream]
589
00:31:25,783 --> 00:31:27,341
Oh my God!
Oh!
590
00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:29,352
He's on fire!
Oh my God!
591
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:31,946
Oh!
592
00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,581
Oh, no! What
have you done?
593
00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:35,285
Oh God!
594
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,352
Hurry up!
Move it!
595
00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:43,959
Oh my God.
596
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:52,400
Them?
597
00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:54,138
No.
598
00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:58,342
The Cat works alone.
Besides, those outfits
are way too flashy.
599
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,715
A good assassin
keeps a very low
profile, Leo.
600
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:04,254
You'd better
remember that.
601
00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:07,155
Help! Help!
Somebody! Anybody!
There's been a murder!
602
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:10,661
Murder! Help!
Murder! Help!
603
00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:11,820
Oh, crap!
604
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:14,729
Then again.
605
00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:18,735
Come here!
There's been a murder!
Come on in! Come here!
606
00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:22,102
Somebody help me!
My boss has been murdered!
607
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,937
Louie's been murdered.
608
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:32,244
I thought
you said it
wasn't them.
609
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,410
That's just
what she wants
you to think,
610
00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:37,579
expecting to work
alone, she brings
somebody along.
611
00:32:37,655 --> 00:32:39,714
instead of
blending in,
she stands out.
612
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,315
(driver)
She's brilliant!
613
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:43,257
The Godfather's
gonna want this Cat,
614
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:47,128
or kitties,
if you will, to take
out Mr. Wong for sure.
615
00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:51,661
(Manny)
I warned him, but
he wouldn't listen.
616
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:54,034
I should've guessed
they'd use The Cat.
617
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:56,369
So you think
this was the
work of The Cat?
618
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,705
Oh yeah,
without a doubt.
619
00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,437
They were
professionals.
620
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:02,809
They even
invited me in
to watch them do it.
621
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,508
Oh my God,
I could've
been killed, too.
622
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:08,143
Now wait,
you said "they"?
623
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:10,653
Yeah, there
were two of them.
624
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:13,452
And we got
them on the
surveillance tape.
625
00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:17,221
Good. Good.
[sighs]
626
00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:20,287
She's become brazen
and taken on a partner.
627
00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:21,730
[both gasp]
Oh! Oh!
628
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:23,027
All things considered,
629
00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:25,069
I think the audition
went really well.
630
00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:26,160
It did.
Didn't it?
631
00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:27,397
It did.
632
00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:29,531
Well, what are
we gonna do?
633
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:30,665
Oh!
634
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,766
Okay, we
leave town.
635
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:32,935
Let's get
out of here.
636
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,171
Pack whatever
you can,
637
00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:35,507
Iet's get
out of here.
638
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,775
No, we're innocent.
Let's go on a vacation.
639
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:38,816
We're going to die.
640
00:33:38,883 --> 00:33:40,043
[knocking at the door]
641
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:41,415
Someone's
at the door.
642
00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:44,182
[screams]
Oh! Okay.
643
00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:46,155
Oh my God!
[gasps]
644
00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:48,658
Grab something hard.
645
00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:50,626
We're not home
right now.
646
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,959
Leave a message
after the beep.
647
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,591
Here's the
beep. "Beep."
648
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:57,099
Good one.
649
00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:01,537
Hello. Yeah.
Oh my God.
It's Warren,
650
00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:02,937
What?
651
00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,702
You know
how they
killed Louie?
652
00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,607
They burned
his friggen
head off.
653
00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:08,042
What?
654
00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:10,672
They burned
his friggen
head off!
655
00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:11,806
Holy shit.
656
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:15,982
Hello,
657
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,955
we're friends,
ladies, uh, we're
here to offer you a job.
658
00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:21,491
Oh, job. I could
really use a job.
659
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,322
So could l.
660
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,255
May we come in?
661
00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:29,356
Sure.
662
00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:33,997
So we were
thinking, oh.
663
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,801
[click]
664
00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:38,865
We work for
Mr. Capella, uh,
665
00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:41,343
there's no
need for violence.
666
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,401
Oh!
667
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,641
I'll be the
judge of that.
668
00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:45,841
Are you
guys agents?
669
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,976
No, no, no,
670
00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:50,486
uh, we work
for Mr. Capella,
I swear to God.
671
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:52,352
I think
I've actually
heard of him.
672
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,720
He runs a
big firm, right?
673
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,782
Yeah, that's it.
674
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:58,954
A big firm, probably
one of the biggest.
675
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,726
So the rumors
are true, you've
taken on a new partner?
676
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:04,097
Wow, you know,
word travels fast.
677
00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:05,533
I just booked
you in today.
678
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,400
I know.
679
00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:11,499
We won't waste any
of your time. Let's get
right to our point of view.
680
00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:13,237
We're listening.
681
00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:17,839
There's a guy. He
lives in Niagara Falls.
His name is Hang Wong.
682
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:21,851
We want you
to take him out.
683
00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,386
Take him out?
684
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,183
I don't even
know 'em.
685
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:29,920
We're willing to pay
big bucks. Say a quarter
of a million dollars?
686
00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:31,621
Wait a second.
687
00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:34,426
You're want me
to take this guy
out for $25,000?
688
00:35:34,499 --> 00:35:38,526
Just take him out?
689
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,037
250,000 dollars.
690
00:35:41,105 --> 00:35:43,403
Wow. Is that more?
691
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,101
I think so.
692
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:48,145
Half now
and half when
you're finished.
693
00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:49,702
Why me?
694
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:53,477
Why you?
[chuckles] 'Cause
you're the best, you know?
695
00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:56,952
For that kind of
money I'll take him out,
take him in or all out.
696
00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:58,318
I know you
guys are great,
697
00:35:58,389 --> 00:35:59,481
but it's not
that easy
698
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:00,956
this guy's
well protected.
699
00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:04,552
Ah, doting mom.
Don't worry,
I know the type.
700
00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:08,121
Well, don't worry. I've
taken out tons and tons
of guys. Lots of guys.
701
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:11,794
I've taken
out doctors,
lawyers, actors,
702
00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:14,235
musicians,
[giggles]
703
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:17,172
and don't even get
me started with the
high school boys.
704
00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:19,573
Oh, woo wee!
[chuckles]
705
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:22,442
High school?
You were taking out
people in high school?
706
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,038
Oh yeah, only
the ones I liked.
707
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,913
Wait, have you
ever done any girls?
708
00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:29,316
Once. I just
wanted to see
what it felt like.
709
00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,684
Me, too.
710
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,017
Really?
711
00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:33,386
[chuckles]
712
00:36:33,457 --> 00:36:35,425
Wait, we don't have
to do this do we?
713
00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:39,520
Listen, I don't care
what you do to the guy
just get the job done, okay?
714
00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:42,896
Well, when is
he expecting us?
715
00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:45,993
He's not.
But the sooner
the better, okay?
716
00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:48,095
I think it fits
into our schedule.
717
00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:49,639
Okay, we'll do it.
718
00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:53,973
Okay, deal. Alright,
here's the, uh,
719
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,205
show of good faith.
720
00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:57,975
Oh my God.
721
00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,311
Oh my God.
722
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,214
Pleasure doing
business with you.
723
00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:02,809
It's American.
724
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,149
(both) Woo! Woo!
725
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,520
We're going
to Niagara Falls!
[laughs]
726
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:07,888
Woo!
727
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,902
How'd it go?
728
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,537
Piece of cake.
729
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:32,879
Couldn't bring
yourself to turn
down one last slice, huh?
730
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,349
What are you
talking about?
731
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:36,283
Oh, come on. It's
all over the street.
732
00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:38,982
You agreed
to take out Mr. Wong
in Niagara Falls.
733
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:40,819
You told me l'd
get the next one.
734
00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:42,153
Wait,
735
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:45,627
someone hired The Cat
to hit Mr. Wong? Who?
736
00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:47,994
Like you don't know.
737
00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:50,761
The Godfather, for
a quarter of a million.
738
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:53,065
Well, well, well,
739
00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:56,595
someone finally
decided to step
on my paws.
740
00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:59,472
Fatal mistake.
741
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:02,034
Are you saying someone
is pretending to be you?
742
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:06,106
Someone's about to
get scratched. Badly.
743
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:07,548
I'm coming with you.
744
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:09,882
Tell you what,
kitten, this time,
745
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,081
you get to
do the honors.
746
00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:14,954
I'm in.
Meow.
747
00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:16,824
Have you seen
these two women?
748
00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:18,054
Yeah, l
remember 'em.
749
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,221
Two dumb blondes,
750
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,992
they came in
early this morning.
751
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:23,363
Amazing.
Their cover's flawless.
752
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:26,835
Yeah, they bought
a red Minicooper from
the lot. Paid cash.
753
00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:29,805
Of course,
no credit card,
no paper trail.
754
00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:31,273
Continue.
755
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:32,969
That's it.
They left
their car,
756
00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,272
said they'd
pick it up,
757
00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:36,506
when they
returned from
Niagara Falls,
758
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:39,606
said they were gonna
take out a Mr. Wong
or something.
759
00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:41,811
You'll never
see them again.
760
00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:43,877
Hey, can l
keep their car?
761
00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:45,751
No, I'm sorry,
it's evidence.
762
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:48,155
They'll probably use
it to run over
innocent babies.
763
00:38:48,225 --> 00:38:51,160
Can I get out
of the rain now?
764
00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:52,855
Oh, please.
765
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,295
Okay.
766
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:55,992
Simply brilliant.
767
00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:59,127
They knew we'd
have the train station
and airport staked out.
768
00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:02,036
But, we didn't.
769
00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:04,768
Well, we should have.
770
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,810
Smart Mr. Wong.
771
00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:10,779
Looks like they're
celebrating another notch
in their kill pole, Campbell.
772
00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:14,875
Run up all available agents.
We're goin to Niagara Falls.
773
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,496
Boss, we
need to talk.
774
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:34,265
So talk.
775
00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:36,067
Uh,
776
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,870
We did like you
said. We delivered
the money to The Cat.
777
00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:41,343
And?
778
00:39:41,412 --> 00:39:44,210
She's not working
alone anymore, boss,
779
00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:46,841
She's hired on
another assassin.
780
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:50,478
They torched
Guido at The
Beaver Patch pretty bad.
781
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:53,114
Burned his
whole head off.
782
00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:54,384
They're bad
to the bone, boss.
783
00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,119
Yeah, he's right,
784
00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:59,026
if we didn't
stand our ground when
delivering the money,
785
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:00,461
we wouldn't
be here now.
786
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,192
They were drooling
at the mouth.
787
00:40:02,266 --> 00:40:05,360
They were crazed
with blood lust from
the hit on Louie Rimoli.
788
00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:09,532
They were gonna
do some fancy high
moves of karate on us,
789
00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:11,802
but we stared them
right down their eyes.
790
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:13,605
You would've
been proud of us.
791
00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:17,306
Yeah, we looked
death right in the
face and we laughed.
792
00:40:17,381 --> 00:40:19,975
It's right. They
knew better than
to mess with us,
793
00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:21,881
finely tuned
killing machines.
794
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,921
What?
An apprentice?
795
00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:26,047
Yeah.
796
00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:28,284
But The Cat
knows better.
797
00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:31,487
Any self-respecting
assassin works alone.
This is not good.
798
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:32,586
No.
799
00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:33,857
Nope.
800
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,195
She's got
some cojones.
801
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,928
[puffs] You're
telling me.
802
00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:39,492
Does she ever.
803
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:41,333
Yeah, she
looks good.
804
00:40:42,907 --> 00:40:44,169
Boss, what
are cojones?
805
00:40:44,241 --> 00:40:45,230
Yeah.
806
00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:47,174
Nuts.
807
00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:51,706
Teabags?
808
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,613
Oh, she's English.
809
00:40:53,684 --> 00:40:55,049
That don't match here.
810
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,211
Nads.
811
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,345
Nothing.
812
00:40:57,421 --> 00:40:59,514
She's got balls,
you idiots!
813
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,524
(both) Oh!
814
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,719
Okay, yeah.
Now I get it.
815
00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,762
[chuckles]
So you're
telling me,
816
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:08,697
the number one
assassin in the whole
wide world, The Cat,
817
00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:10,427
is a dude?
818
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:13,868
[slaps] Moron!
Don't you know
what a metaphor is?
819
00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:16,304
Yeah, of course.
[chuckles]
820
00:41:16,373 --> 00:41:19,467
Sort of a [clears
throat] man trapped
in a woman's body?
821
00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:20,805
No.
822
00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:22,539
It's when a
chick's got a dink.
823
00:41:22,613 --> 00:41:24,137
No, that's--
you're an idiot.
824
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:25,409
No, it's not.
825
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,713
Will you two pea
brains knock it off?
826
00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:30,583
Boss, is
this metaphor
thing contagious?
827
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,349
Never mind,
you idiots.
828
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,448
This could be serious.
[snaps fingers]
829
00:41:34,525 --> 00:41:36,459
[mumbles]
830
00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:45,124
Ah, the book.
831
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:47,261
Ah, here it is.
832
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:51,240
Chapter 9,
Subsection 4.
833
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:54,004
"Under no
circumstance
may an assassin,
834
00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:56,478
"engage an
apprentice for
a contracted hit,
835
00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:58,708
"without the express
written permission,
836
00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:02,183
of the contractor
of said hit."
837
00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,982
Right. You know,
838
00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:05,817
when they mention
the contractor,
839
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:07,380
they're talking
about you.
840
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:10,825
Don't you
think I know
that, Einstein!
841
00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:13,090
There are
reasons for rules,
842
00:42:13,163 --> 00:42:16,792
and the rules
should not be broken.
This is not good.
843
00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,357
[mouths] No.
844
00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:20,630
I'll have to send
someone to make sure
845
00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:22,672
that things go
according to planned.
846
00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:24,708
I want Wong wacked!
847
00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:28,734
Oh, [chuckles] you know,
we would love to do it,
848
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:31,781
but, I get a bit
of migraines when
I travel by air, boss.
849
00:42:31,849 --> 00:42:33,908
It's bad.
He does. And
you know what?
850
00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:35,679
I got a couple
of sick days coming.
851
00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,085
Where the hell
did I find you two?!
852
00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:40,817
You're turning a couple
of different shades of hue
853
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,758
you should calm
down, you're blood
pressure is going.
854
00:42:43,827 --> 00:42:46,660
I've got the solution.
855
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:49,631
Since you
two tough guys
856
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,225
just finished
telling me
how you
857
00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:54,999
"Faced death"
and stared
down The Cat,
858
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:56,664
[all chuckle]
859
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:59,140
you can
have the job.
860
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:02,144
You won't get
a migraine driving.
861
00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:06,615
And you, can
consider this
trip to Niagara Falls
862
00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:09,414
your sick days, huh?
Capische? Huh?
863
00:43:09,486 --> 00:43:11,454
Boss, I don't
think it's a good idea
864
00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:13,387
Enough talk!
865
00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:15,254
I've spoken.
866
00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:18,489
And unless
you two want
something broken,
867
00:43:18,562 --> 00:43:20,996
No, no, no.
We get it, boss.
We get it, we get it.
868
00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:23,533
Swan and I'll follow
'em to Niagara Falls
869
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,695
and make sure
Wong is wacked
good and proper.
870
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:27,862
Yes.
871
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,166
So I guess
we'll just--
872
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,831
Whew. That's
disgusting!
873
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,068
Sorry.
874
00:43:32,142 --> 00:43:34,474
You two keep
a low profile.
875
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:37,309
Remember Louie
Rimoli was wacked
right under the nose
876
00:43:37,381 --> 00:43:39,315
of the Witness
Protection Program.
877
00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:42,546
The Feds are
gonna have their
brightest and their best
878
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,417
all over The
Cat's scent.
879
00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:45,853
Yes, Godfather.
880
00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:46,947
Sir.
881
00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:48,548
[blows]
882
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,526
You freaking
imbeciles.
883
00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:52,425
I can see
the headlines now.
884
00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:56,023
Louie the Lip,
executed in
broad daylight
885
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:59,069
under the Witness
Protection Program.
886
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:02,003
You know what
kind of putzes
we're gonna look like?
887
00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:03,198
What's a putz?
888
00:44:03,273 --> 00:44:05,104
You're a putz, moron.
889
00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,075
I think it's
redundant, sir.
890
00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:08,975
Aren't they
mutually exclusive?
891
00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:10,843
Enough!
Enough.
892
00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:12,313
Let's go over
the facts.
893
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,616
Okay. At least
we have a lead
on the killer now,
894
00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:19,087
we can start
to turn around
this bad publicity.
895
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,589
It's killers, sir.
896
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:21,682
What?
897
00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:24,091
Killers.
Plural, sir.
898
00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:25,890
It's true, sir.
899
00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:29,330
Louie the Lip
was indeed taken
out by the infamous Cat,
900
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,560
but it gets worse.
901
00:44:30,634 --> 00:44:32,499
Now, not only does
she have a new MO
902
00:44:32,569 --> 00:44:34,332
but she has a
new partner as well.
903
00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:37,966
Well, I think The Cat's
made her first mistake.
904
00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:41,273
I won't be long until
the kitten leaves the roost.
905
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,973
Because you can't have
two cats in the same nest.
906
00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:45,743
You mean
litter, sir.
907
00:44:45,816 --> 00:44:48,785
We're not after
a litterbug, you idiot.
908
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:51,946
Not garbage
litter, we're
talking about cat litter.
909
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:55,924
[chuckles] Are you two
geniuses mocking me?
910
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:58,791
Because I'm getting
a very bad vibe here.
911
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:00,887
Now, maybe
we're not on
the same page.
912
00:45:00,964 --> 00:45:03,364
Maybe l
should put you
back on foot patrol,
913
00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:05,902
because you
seem kind of
fixated on garbage.
914
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:08,437
Well, there, there
is something else, sir.
915
00:45:08,505 --> 00:45:09,802
Yeah, well?
916
00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:12,307
Cat and her new partner
went to Niagara Falls
917
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:13,570
to do another hit.
918
00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,339
Damn! We
gotta stay
on top of this.
919
00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,209
Should we
go after them?
920
00:45:17,281 --> 00:45:20,114
No. I want you to
stay here and bust
people for littering.
921
00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:21,515
[sighs]
922
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,746
Of course
I want you two
knuckleheads to go!
923
00:45:23,821 --> 00:45:27,587
You think I'll let them
flatfoot from Niagara Falls
steal our lightening?
924
00:45:27,658 --> 00:45:29,319
Thunder, sir.
925
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,385
First you mock
me about litter,
now about lightening?
926
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:34,021
I should have
you two shot.
927
00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:36,862
If you had us
shot, it would be
very difficult for us to--
928
00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:40,461
It's a figment of
speech! You moron!
I'm not gonna shoot you.
929
00:45:40,537 --> 00:45:42,164
Figure of speech, sir.
930
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,434
Get out!
931
00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:46,499
Now! Just get The Cat
932
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:49,569
and if you
fail I suggest you
stay in Niagara Falls.
933
00:45:49,646 --> 00:45:52,513
Do you understand?
934
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,346
[blows]
935
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:58,377
[giggles]
I can't believe
we bought this car!
936
00:45:58,455 --> 00:45:59,581
I can't either.
937
00:45:59,656 --> 00:46:02,318
Oh! Niagara Falls,
here we come!
938
00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:04,292
Yeah!
939
00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:05,453
Where is it?
940
00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:06,723
I don't know.
941
00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:08,492
Oh, we'll find it.
[chuckles]
942
00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:09,930
It can't
be too far.
943
00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:27,683
I don't even see
them, are we on
the right road?
944
00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:30,686
(Leo)
There's only
one road, they've
gotta be up there.
945
00:46:30,754 --> 00:46:31,812
(Swan)
Alright.
946
00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:34,323
Did you ever have
a dream, Leo?
947
00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:37,883
Yeah, it involves
you, cement socks
and a fishing trip.
948
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:39,553
What?
949
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,621
Well, l
have a dream.
950
00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:46,032
Long time ago,
when I clutched my
first protection money,
951
00:46:46,103 --> 00:46:48,264
it was a nickle, for
not thumping on a kid.
952
00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:50,033
[chuckles]
You know how
old I was?
953
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,131
40?
954
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:52,232
No, 7.
955
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,333
47?
956
00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:54,434
No, just 7.
957
00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:55,944
Oh.
958
00:46:56,013 --> 00:46:58,504
Yeah, I was a skinny
little thug back then.
959
00:46:58,582 --> 00:47:02,018
[chuckles] I had a
big dream. I wanted
to be a Don someday.
960
00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:03,109
A Don?
961
00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,586
Yeah. A Don.
962
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:07,453
A Don's got it all.
Respect, women,
power, money.
963
00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:09,082
But your last
name's Keith.
964
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,456
So?
965
00:47:10,527 --> 00:47:12,791
So you'd be Don
Keith [chuckles]
966
00:47:12,863 --> 00:47:15,229
Sounds like a donkey
with a lisp or something.
967
00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:16,766
A friggen what?
968
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:19,200
Your enemies
would be shaking
in their boots.
969
00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:22,830
Here comes Don Keith.
Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
970
00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:25,033
You'd be
laughed outta town!
971
00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:26,302
Forget l
mentioned it.
972
00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:29,277
No, that's classic.
Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
973
00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:32,338
Hee-haw!
Hee-haw!
Hee-haw!
974
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,441
Alright! Shut up!
975
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,419
(Swan)
You're distracting me,
they're gonna see us.
976
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,194
(Dawn)
I gotta pee again.
977
00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:52,826
(Dee)
Me too.
978
00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:56,805
(Gardiner)
Keep up and don't
let them see us.
979
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,808
(Campbell)
Alright, Jeez.
980
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:02,403
(Dawn) Hey, are
we being followed?
981
00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:03,639
(Dee)
No.
982
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,409
(Dawn)
Okay.
983
00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:07,416
(Leo)
What do you think
they'd do
if they saw us?
984
00:48:07,484 --> 00:48:08,781
(Swan)
Chop our heads off
985
00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:10,183
and leave us
in the desert.
986
00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:11,915
Why the desert?
987
00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:13,513
I saw it on CSl.
988
00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:14,614
Oh, I love
that show.
989
00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:16,352
Yeah.
990
00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:19,122
Did you see the
one where they put
a victim in dog food?
991
00:48:19,196 --> 00:48:20,220
What?
992
00:48:20,297 --> 00:48:21,491
It's the best one.
993
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,260
[mutters] I'd put
you in dog food.
994
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:24,357
What?
995
00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:25,867
Aw, never mind.
Never mind.
996
00:48:25,936 --> 00:48:28,131
Do you think they know
where they're goin'?
997
00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:30,696
Probably making sure
they're not followed.
998
00:48:30,774 --> 00:48:33,470
Pure genius.
999
00:48:33,543 --> 00:48:35,477
(Dawn)
Have you been
to Niagara Falls?
1000
00:48:35,545 --> 00:48:38,309
No, I saw a
movie with Marylin
Monroe called Niagara.
1001
00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:40,780
(Campbell)
You'd better pull
over at the next stop.
1002
00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:42,881
Why?
1003
00:48:42,953 --> 00:48:44,853
Because I gotta
take a leak.
1004
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:48,619
Come on, I just
pulled over two
hours ago.
1005
00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:52,253
Yeah, two hours
ago, [chuckles] when
I had a large coffee.
1006
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,527
Well, I'm
not stopping.
1007
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,433
What am l
supposed to do?
1008
00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:01,869
Hold it. What
do you think?
1009
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:05,033
Hold it? Yeah,
I understand "hold it"
1010
00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:07,599
but I think my bladder
might have another idea.
1011
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,478
Ugh, you know,
easy with the
bumps. Okay?
1012
00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:13,846
You're an adult,
control your bladder.
1013
00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:16,385
It's mind
over matter.
1014
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:20,321
Well it ain't working.
Okay? It's not working.
1015
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:24,019
Hey, Gardenia,
why don't you try
controlling my bladder?
1016
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:25,686
Huh? Excuse me?
1017
00:49:25,762 --> 00:49:28,492
Yeah, why
don't you try
controlling my bladder?
1018
00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:32,126
Yes, have a nice,
long conversation
with my full bladder.
1019
00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:36,161
You know, you could
reason with it and you can
lay some guilt trips on it.
1020
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,707
Hey, Gardenia!
1021
00:49:38,775 --> 00:49:41,608
Aren't you
the Sigmund
Freud of bladders?
1022
00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:44,306
So that you would
know, you know,
how I was feeling
1023
00:49:44,381 --> 00:49:47,111
so, like, if I were
dreaming about waterfalls,
1024
00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:50,483
and I'm feeling
like I'm about to explode
or something like that,
1025
00:49:50,554 --> 00:49:53,751
Alright! Alright!
I'll pull over at
the next stop.
1026
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,190
Thank you.
1027
00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:59,319
Just promise
me you won't use
that creepy voice.
1028
00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:00,454
The bladder voice?
1029
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:02,293
Yes! Yes!
1030
00:50:02,366 --> 00:50:05,096
It scares me.
1031
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:07,159
(Dawn)
I'm so glad we met.
1032
00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:08,670
(Dee)
Me too.
1033
00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:10,172
I'm so glad
we have a job.
1034
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,640
(Swan)
Now we're--
we're more genius.
1035
00:50:12,709 --> 00:50:14,904
(Leo)
Yeah, you're
no genius.
1036
00:50:14,978 --> 00:50:18,846
(Swan)
[mocks] Just because
you took the test doesn't
make you a genius, Leo.
1037
00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:21,076
(Leo)
I missed by
one freaking
question.
1038
00:50:21,151 --> 00:50:25,383
What frequency is a sperm
whale's mating call measured
at? I mean, who knows that?
1039
00:50:25,455 --> 00:50:27,582
(Swan)
47 megahertz,
come on!
1040
00:50:27,657 --> 00:50:29,090
(Leo)
That was lucky.
1041
00:50:29,159 --> 00:50:30,956
(Swan)
So I'm a genius.
1042
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,589
(Leo)
No, you're not
a genius, I'm an
almost genius.
1043
00:50:34,664 --> 00:50:38,896
(Swan)
Whatever. Okay, Leo.
Just don't lose 'em,
almost genius.
1044
00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:43,099
(Leo)
I'm not gonna lose
em! Wait a minute,
where did they go?
1045
00:50:43,173 --> 00:50:44,936
(Dee)
I think we're
getting close.
1046
00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:46,999
(Dawn)
You think you're
ready for Wong?
1047
00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:49,375
(Dee)
How can l
not be when it
feels so right!
1048
00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:50,538
[giggles]
1049
00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:14,860
[waterfall-like sound]
1050
00:51:16,173 --> 00:51:17,697
(Dawn)
We're here!
1051
00:51:17,774 --> 00:51:19,639
(Dee)
Oh, I can't wait
to get in there.
1052
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,077
(Dawn)
Hm.
1053
00:51:25,148 --> 00:51:27,480
(Dawn)
Wait a second.
1054
00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:29,849
(Dawn)
This looks familiar.
1055
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,387
(Dee)
What?
1056
00:51:31,455 --> 00:51:34,117
(Dee)
Maybe we should
ask for some help.
1057
00:51:34,191 --> 00:51:36,557
(Dee)
Oh! Oh!
1058
00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:38,491
(Dee)
Oh! Good,
here we are.
1059
00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:41,292
(Dawn)
Let's go.
1060
00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:42,353
Hi there.
1061
00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:43,729
Hi.
1062
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,665
Are you ladies
staying here?
1063
00:51:45,735 --> 00:51:47,498
Yeah, we're not
checked in though.
1064
00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:49,232
No problem,
I'll have your bags,
1065
00:51:49,306 --> 00:51:52,002
and may l
ask you what
is on your back?
1066
00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:53,872
Oh, that's
Virgil.
1067
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:54,968
He's a turtle.
1068
00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:57,240
[chuckles]
lsn't he cute?
1069
00:51:57,314 --> 00:52:00,511
I'm sorry we actually
have a, uh, very strict
no pet policy here.
1070
00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:01,642
Um.
1071
00:52:01,718 --> 00:52:02,912
What?
1072
00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:04,248
It's a
back pack.
1073
00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:06,448
Yeah, it's fake.
He's a turtle
backpack.
1074
00:52:09,092 --> 00:52:10,787
Okay! Right
this way.
1075
00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:12,089
Thank you.
1076
00:52:12,162 --> 00:52:14,096
I'll take these.
1077
00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:16,325
[fart]
1078
00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:19,630
Oh, excuse me.
Excuse me. Sorry.
1079
00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:32,342
Hi.
1080
00:52:32,415 --> 00:52:34,406
We'd like to get two
rooms with one bed.
1081
00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:37,248
No, wait. One
room and two beds.
1082
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,480
That's right.
A suite.
1083
00:52:38,555 --> 00:52:39,954
It's called
a suite, right?
1084
00:52:40,023 --> 00:52:41,752
Well, we're
pretty booked up.
1085
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,952
Let's check
the computer.
1086
00:52:44,027 --> 00:52:45,426
[tisk] Aw.
1087
00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,929
That was
two beds?
1088
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:51,058
Oh, I'm sorry,
it seems we're
out of suites.
1089
00:52:51,134 --> 00:52:54,797
(Dawn)
We can just take
whatever you have
then, that's okay. Thanks.
1090
00:52:54,871 --> 00:52:56,429
How about
a penthouse?
1091
00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,940
There you go.
Enjoy your stay.
1092
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,033
Thank you.
1093
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,134
Thank you.
1094
00:53:01,211 --> 00:53:02,678
Right this
way, ladies.
1095
00:53:18,328 --> 00:53:20,125
Excusie.
1096
00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:24,032
Here we
are, ladies.
1097
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:26,432
If there's
anything else that
I can do for you.
1098
00:53:26,503 --> 00:53:28,198
Please don't
hesitate to ask.
1099
00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:32,105
Actually, there's
something you could
do for us.
1100
00:53:32,175 --> 00:53:33,608
Work on
your manners.
1101
00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:41,644
[whining indistinct]
1102
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:44,949
No, that's not
a good feeling.
1103
00:53:45,021 --> 00:53:46,079
[gasping]
1104
00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:47,589
Are you okay?
1105
00:53:47,657 --> 00:53:50,717
Uh, yeah,
I'm just um,
1106
00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:53,695
trying [indistinct]
1107
00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,668
[gasps] Wow.
1108
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:01,226
I wonder who's
staying there.
1109
00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:03,795
Wow. Probably
the Shrink of Araby.
1110
00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:05,067
Yeah, a Shrek.
1111
00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:06,472
Shrek.
1112
00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:10,035
(Dee)
[gasps] Wow!
1113
00:54:10,113 --> 00:54:13,549
(Dawn)
Wow. Look!
They have trees
in the room!
1114
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:15,084
(Dee)
Oh my God!
1115
00:54:15,151 --> 00:54:18,120
(Dawn) I'm so excited!
Cool! Look at our room!
1116
00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:21,157
(Dee)
Oh! There's a pool
in the bedroom!
1117
00:54:21,224 --> 00:54:24,159
(Dawn) Oh, look
at the fireplace.
1118
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:26,388
Wow, oh, my God!
1119
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:28,328
[gasps] Wow.
1120
00:54:28,398 --> 00:54:30,491
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, that's
our suitcase.
1121
00:54:30,567 --> 00:54:32,660
Oh my God, this
must be our room.
1122
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:34,761
Oh my God!
I'm so excited!
[chuckles]
1123
00:54:34,838 --> 00:54:37,773
Wait. This is going
to be so expensive.
1124
00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:41,333
No. Remember they
couldn't find us a suite
so they gave us this.
1125
00:54:41,411 --> 00:54:43,345
Oh.
1126
00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:45,904
Oh, I gotta feed Virgil.
He must be starving.
1127
00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:47,609
Poor little boy.
1128
00:54:47,684 --> 00:54:49,083
Oh.
1129
00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:54,286
No pesticides.
1130
00:54:58,194 --> 00:54:59,752
Dee, come
look at this!
1131
00:55:01,498 --> 00:55:03,159
Come look at this.
1132
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:06,691
What? [yells]
Oh my God! Oh my
God! We're here!
1133
00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:08,567
(both)
We're here!
We're here!
1134
00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:10,606
Whoopie!
1135
00:55:10,674 --> 00:55:14,405
[giggles]
We're here!
1136
00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:16,445
(both)
We're here!
1137
00:55:16,513 --> 00:55:19,243
Oh, I can
see the sky!
1138
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,580
I can see
the Big Dipper!
1139
00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:23,949
I can too!
1140
00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:26,119
Let's get you
ready, girlie.
1141
00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:31,059
[blows sharply]
1142
00:55:32,462 --> 00:55:34,453
Only one way to
accent the tushy.
1143
00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:36,260
Okay. Oh,
what are they?
1144
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,357
Guess.
1145
00:55:37,434 --> 00:55:38,628
Uh, okay.
Miss Sixty.
1146
00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:40,693
No, Guess.
1147
00:55:40,770 --> 00:55:42,704
Oh, I like this.
Okay. Um,
1148
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:43,932
Frankie B.
1149
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,133
They're Guess.
1150
00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:46,766
Miss Sixty.
1151
00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:49,004
[chuckles]
These are Guess.
1152
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:51,309
Okay, okay, just
give me a minute.
1153
00:55:51,381 --> 00:55:52,780
[gasps] Jay Ben.
1154
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:55,249
Forget it. Hey,
check these babies out.
1155
00:55:55,318 --> 00:55:56,945
For your legs,
highest heels.
1156
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,351
Oh, highest heels.
1157
00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:00,685
There are high, higher
and highest heels.
1158
00:56:00,757 --> 00:56:02,520
Try 'em on.
Huh? They're cute.
1159
00:56:02,592 --> 00:56:04,992
I, uh, I didn't
know you guys
would be in here.
1160
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:08,724
Uh, [gasps] uh,
the sandwiches
are on the cart.
1161
00:56:08,798 --> 00:56:12,928
and, uh, l, uh,
the door was
1162
00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:14,697
Oh.
1163
00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:17,467
[hums] I think
this still fits you.
1164
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,564
Yeah, let me try.
1165
00:56:18,641 --> 00:56:19,665
Arms up.
1166
00:56:19,743 --> 00:56:20,801
Okay.
1167
00:56:20,877 --> 00:56:22,344
[chuckles]
1168
00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:23,208
I can do it.
1169
00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:28,975
I love this clean air.
So pure, untouched.
1170
00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:30,679
Do you know
where we look first?
1171
00:56:30,754 --> 00:56:32,779
I won't have to.
She'll come to me.
1172
00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:34,585
We locate
Mr. Wong and we wait.
1173
00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:36,750
When the hit
goes down we
kill my impostor
1174
00:56:36,826 --> 00:56:38,623
and we carry out
the job ourselves.
1175
00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:40,686
Two dead, a lesson
taught, The Cat,
1176
00:56:40,764 --> 00:56:44,165
or I should say Kit?
is back on top.
1177
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,725
You go get
us a room
1178
00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:49,169
while I make my presence
a little less known.
1179
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:28,439
Why's everybody staring?
1180
00:57:28,511 --> 00:57:29,876
It's a good
thing, right?
1181
00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:31,504
Yeah.
1182
00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:34,277
You know what?
I'll go find Wong,
I'll be right back.
1183
00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:35,647
Okay.
1184
00:57:35,718 --> 00:57:37,515
Excuse me, Miss.
1185
00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:39,248
I could use
some lady luck.
1186
00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:41,381
Would you
mind throwing
the dice for me?
1187
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,426
Oh, sure.
1188
00:57:43,493 --> 00:57:44,721
Thanks.
1189
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,318
[spits loudly]
1190
00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:53,925
[chuckles]
1191
00:57:54,003 --> 00:57:55,470
Thanks.
1192
00:57:55,538 --> 00:57:57,631
Don't mention it.
[chuckles]
1193
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:04,272
Excuse me.
1194
00:58:04,347 --> 00:58:06,440
Hey, where's the
information booth?
1195
00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:08,313
It's, uh, right
over there, Ma'am.
1196
00:58:08,384 --> 00:58:10,614
Oh, thanks.
Thank you.
1197
00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:16,315
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
1198
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,494
Yes? Can
I help you?
1199
00:58:19,562 --> 00:58:20,961
Oh, I hope so.
1200
00:58:21,030 --> 00:58:23,498
I'm trying to find Hang
Wong. I think he's French.
1201
00:58:23,566 --> 00:58:26,057
Brilliant. I would've
thought ltalian.
1202
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:27,568
Maybe.
1203
00:58:27,637 --> 00:58:30,367
Have you heard of him?
1204
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,843
[gasps]
Hotel and casino.
1205
00:58:34,911 --> 00:58:37,038
They're doing a
Dancalicious here.
1206
00:58:37,113 --> 00:58:40,207
That's Dee's
favorite show. I must
tell her, I'm so excited.
1207
00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:42,148
You're here
to audition
for Mr. Wong?
1208
00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:43,913
Oh, no, we're
here to take him out.
1209
00:58:46,422 --> 00:58:48,322
That'll be a date
he'll never forget.
1210
00:58:48,391 --> 00:58:49,949
I'm sure.
1211
00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:51,584
[laughs]
1212
00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:53,788
You can find him at
the casino restaurant.
1213
00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:57,424
It's called the Tramonto.
He's always there before
the show starts.
1214
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,365
The Tramonto.
1215
00:58:59,435 --> 00:59:01,130
Starts with a T.
I'll find it.
1216
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,637
That's right.
1217
00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:03,637
Thanks so much.
1218
00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:06,401
Yeah? Sorry.
1219
00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:12,471
Dee.
1220
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:13,743
Oh! Hi.
1221
00:59:13,816 --> 00:59:15,010
I found Wong.
1222
00:59:15,084 --> 00:59:16,949
He's at a
restaurant
in the hotel.
1223
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,214
That was easy.
1224
00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:20,017
[chuckles]
He owns the hotel.
1225
00:59:20,089 --> 00:59:21,420
Oh my God.
1226
00:59:21,491 --> 00:59:23,755
We need
the money. No
gambling, no drinking.
1227
00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:24,918
Okay, okay.
1228
00:59:24,994 --> 00:59:26,552
Drinking's okay.
No gambling.
1229
00:59:26,629 --> 00:59:27,960
I don't know
how to gamble.
1230
00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:29,658
We'll keep
a low profile.
1231
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:32,132
We're here for
one thing only,
to take out Wong.
1232
00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,499
I'll be at Tramonto.
In his restaurant.
1233
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:38,337
There's a big sign that
says Tramonto and it's the
restaurant underneath it.
1234
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,841
Okay, got it.
Have fun.
1235
00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,774
Okay.
1236
00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:56,247
Oh!
1237
00:59:56,326 --> 00:59:57,588
(crowd)
Oh!
1238
01:00:02,065 --> 01:00:03,054
Money plays?
1239
01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:04,599
[gasps]
1240
01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:05,497
What?
1241
01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:06,899
Money plays, Ma'am.
1242
01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:08,460
Will you let
the money play?
1243
01:00:08,538 --> 01:00:10,836
Uh, I don't care.
1244
01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:13,341
No more bets.
1245
01:00:15,411 --> 01:00:19,507
Thirteen black.
We have a winner.
Paying out 10, 000.
1246
01:00:19,582 --> 01:00:23,313
[applause]
1247
01:00:32,829 --> 01:00:34,660
Would you like
to let it ride, Ma'am?
1248
01:00:34,731 --> 01:00:35,891
What?
1249
01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:38,160
Would you like to
let the money ride?
1250
01:00:38,234 --> 01:00:39,667
Let the money ride?
1251
01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:40,760
Um.
1252
01:00:40,837 --> 01:00:42,600
(crowd)
Let it ride!
1253
01:00:42,672 --> 01:00:43,696
Sure.
1254
01:00:43,773 --> 01:00:45,400
All right,
place your bets.
1255
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:48,706
[applause]
1256
01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:53,078
Tra, Tra, uh,
Tram, Tramonto.
1257
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:55,083
Tramonto.
1258
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:56,948
Hello.
1259
01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:58,851
Hello. Hm.
1260
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:06,488
Are you
sure that's her?
1261
01:01:06,562 --> 01:01:08,291
Without a doubt.
1262
01:01:08,364 --> 01:01:11,765
I heard her partner
tell a total stranger
what she was going to do.
1263
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,234
Almost bragging.
cold fish.
1264
01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:16,362
She just walks
in the front door.
1265
01:01:16,439 --> 01:01:19,272
Either she's
incredibly brave,
1266
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,606
or incredibly stupid.
1267
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,407
Come on, I want
to watch her moves,
1268
01:01:23,479 --> 01:01:26,209
and when she
strikes, we pounce.
1269
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:33,883
(Dee)
[clears throat]
1270
01:01:33,956 --> 01:01:35,583
Hello.
1271
01:01:35,658 --> 01:01:39,150
Hi, I'm sorry,
Miss Dee, restaurant
is closed for an hour.
1272
01:01:39,228 --> 01:01:40,957
There's a
private party.
1273
01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:42,190
Oh, for Mr. Wong?
1274
01:01:42,265 --> 01:01:44,426
Are you with
Mr. Wong's party?
1275
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,263
I plan to be.
[chuckles]
1276
01:01:46,335 --> 01:01:49,099
One moment.
Please wait here.
1277
01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:50,639
Thank you.
1278
01:01:56,979 --> 01:01:58,037
Mm.
1279
01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:01,074
[sucks in]
1280
01:02:04,754 --> 01:02:06,187
[clears throat]
1281
01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:09,247
Mr. Wong's
assistant will be
joining us shortly.
1282
01:02:09,325 --> 01:02:11,919
Don't say anything
about his eye.
1283
01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:13,518
Oh. Okay.
1284
01:02:13,596 --> 01:02:16,156
What kind of
candies are these?
They're good.
1285
01:02:17,633 --> 01:02:19,123
Candies?
1286
01:02:19,202 --> 01:02:23,195
Those are
rocks from the
Japanese rock garden.
1287
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:28,877
I hate sushi. Ugh.
1288
01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:30,435
Oh!
1289
01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:31,878
What is it?
1290
01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:34,314
I don't know.
She hit me with
something hard.
1291
01:02:34,383 --> 01:02:35,611
[both gasp]
1292
01:02:35,685 --> 01:02:38,552
We have a
new casino record!
1293
01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:40,612
[applause and cheers]
1294
01:02:40,690 --> 01:02:44,148
This is the most
fun I've had with
my clothes on!
1295
01:02:44,227 --> 01:02:45,455
What's your
bet, Ma'am?
1296
01:02:45,528 --> 01:02:49,464
You know, I think
I'll just let it ride!
1297
01:02:49,532 --> 01:02:50,931
[applause and cheers]
1298
01:02:53,236 --> 01:02:54,498
Hello.
1299
01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:56,435
Are you introduced
to Mr. Wong?
1300
01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:58,736
Yes, um, you must
be Mr. Wong's pirate.
1301
01:02:58,808 --> 01:03:01,538
I mean,
ass-- ociate.
1302
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:02,635
Come with me.
1303
01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:03,940
Where are
you taking me?
1304
01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:05,503
To have
a little talk.
1305
01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:08,846
How could she
know? I can even
think that she saw me.
1306
01:03:08,918 --> 01:03:10,545
Do you think
they're on to us?
1307
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:13,783
No. Nobody's
that good unless
they've the sixth sense of a--
1308
01:03:13,856 --> 01:03:15,585
Cat.
1309
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,290
The lady's room?
1310
01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:30,262
You are not
supposed to
be in here.
1311
01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:31,636
Neither are you.
1312
01:03:31,707 --> 01:03:33,004
What?
1313
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,677
Why are you here?
1314
01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:41,843
Well, I'm here to see,
um, I mean, I'm looking,
1315
01:03:41,918 --> 01:03:43,943
Mr. Wong is busy.
1316
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:47,148
I just saw him sitting
at a table, I saw him
with my own two eyes.
1317
01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:48,247
[whistles]
1318
01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:50,121
Who are you?
1319
01:03:50,193 --> 01:03:51,990
My name is Dee.
1320
01:03:52,061 --> 01:03:53,392
What's your name?
1321
01:03:53,462 --> 01:03:54,486
Wun Eye.
1322
01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:57,533
But my friends
call me Eye.
1323
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,591
Ay, ay, ay.
[chuckles nervously]
1324
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:04,538
Well, I hope you and,
I hope we can be friends.
1325
01:04:04,607 --> 01:04:06,438
You and, l.
1326
01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:09,171
Well, we can get
better acquainted.
1327
01:04:09,245 --> 01:04:12,737
Okay. Oh!
Jeez, not that
kind of friends.
1328
01:04:12,815 --> 01:04:15,750
Gosh, you know,
you should treat me
a lot better than that.
1329
01:04:15,818 --> 01:04:17,615
Okay, you're clean.
1330
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,279
Oh, okay, well.
1331
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,823
Once in the morning,
once at night.
1332
01:04:21,891 --> 01:04:23,654
Is Mr. Wong
expecting you?
1333
01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:26,456
No, it gonna be
a pleasant surprise.
1334
01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:29,760
Look, oh shoot,
I mean, listen,
1335
01:04:29,832 --> 01:04:32,596
Mr. Capellini
hired me to take
Mr. Wong out.
1336
01:04:32,668 --> 01:04:35,000
[Eye laughs]
1337
01:04:35,071 --> 01:04:39,201
That's a good
one. Alright, you
can call me Eye.
1338
01:04:39,275 --> 01:04:41,266
You don't think I'm
good enough for him?
1339
01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:43,107
Sure. You just
have to wait in line.
1340
01:04:43,179 --> 01:04:45,147
Oh, so he's quite
the lady killer, huh?
1341
01:04:45,214 --> 01:04:48,206
Oh, yeah.
He's a killer.
[chuckles]
1342
01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:51,310
Come on,
let's go with Mr.
Wong. He'll like you.
1343
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,514
You couldn't have
come at a better time.
1344
01:04:53,923 --> 01:04:55,914
She's good,
I'll give her that.
1345
01:04:55,992 --> 01:04:58,119
Sweet talk your way
in and then strike.
1346
01:04:58,194 --> 01:04:59,923
Excellent.
1347
01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:03,864
Too bad l
have to kill her.
1348
01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:06,128
I have a friend, she
might be looking for me.
1349
01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:09,296
She's a really cute
blonde. Could you keep
and eye out for her?
1350
01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:10,805
Oops. Sorry. Um,
1351
01:05:10,873 --> 01:05:12,602
I forgot my purse
in the bathroom.
1352
01:05:12,675 --> 01:05:16,111
No. No. Stay
here. I'll get it.
1353
01:05:16,178 --> 01:05:18,339
Okay. Hey, do you
have a breath mint?
1354
01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:19,813
I have a little
bad breath.
1355
01:05:19,882 --> 01:05:21,543
Don't want to
meet him like that.
1356
01:05:21,617 --> 01:05:22,641
No.
1357
01:05:22,718 --> 01:05:24,015
But I have
a breath spray.
1358
01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,884
Oh, that's good,
thanks. Oh!
1359
01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:29,618
Stay right here.
1360
01:05:29,692 --> 01:05:32,126
Okay.
Okay.
1361
01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:33,661
Sure.
1362
01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:36,493
Oh!
1363
01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:41,126
It's that one-eyed guy.
Let's get some practice.
1364
01:05:43,673 --> 01:05:44,935
[applause and cheers]
1365
01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:46,269
Thank you.
1366
01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:48,810
Thanks.
1367
01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:50,641
Thanks, guys.
1368
01:05:50,713 --> 01:05:52,146
Wow!
1369
01:05:52,214 --> 01:05:55,081
As you are fully
aware, I do not
work for Capella.
1370
01:05:55,151 --> 01:05:56,709
I work for no one.
1371
01:05:58,187 --> 01:06:00,155
Yeah. We know.
1372
01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:02,850
Mr. Capella
just wanted us
to talk to you
1373
01:06:02,925 --> 01:06:04,756
one last time.
1374
01:06:04,827 --> 01:06:06,852
One last time?
1375
01:06:06,929 --> 01:06:08,897
Yeah.
1376
01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,557
[chuckles]
1377
01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:13,101
Is that a
threat, Mr. Swan?
1378
01:06:13,169 --> 01:06:14,864
I don't know.
1379
01:06:14,937 --> 01:06:18,270
Hugo and l
don't take
kindly to threats.
1380
01:06:18,341 --> 01:06:20,206
Whew.
1381
01:06:24,013 --> 01:06:25,207
It's going down.
1382
01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:29,279
[whispers]
It's breath spray.
1383
01:06:29,352 --> 01:06:30,376
[whispers]
What?
1384
01:06:30,453 --> 01:06:31,477
Breath spray.
1385
01:06:31,554 --> 01:06:32,612
It's not a gun?
1386
01:06:32,688 --> 01:06:35,816
Ah. Okay. Okay.
Uh. [chuckles]
1387
01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:39,657
[chuckles] Holy
mackerel, I thought l
lost a contact down there.
1388
01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:42,755
I got
astigmatism I can't
drive without them.
1389
01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:43,890
I know.
1390
01:06:43,966 --> 01:06:45,729
So, sorry.
1391
01:06:54,076 --> 01:06:55,202
[kisses]
1392
01:07:00,983 --> 01:07:04,248
Now he knows it's
not polite to interrupt
a woman in the bathroom.
1393
01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:07,984
Hm.
1394
01:07:08,057 --> 01:07:10,651
No obvious weapons.
1395
01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:13,194
She's better
than I thought.
1396
01:07:15,598 --> 01:07:16,963
My turn?
1397
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,297
[sighs] You'll
get your turn.
1398
01:07:23,305 --> 01:07:24,329
Hello.
1399
01:07:24,407 --> 01:07:25,772
[chokes]
Hello.
1400
01:07:25,841 --> 01:07:28,366
Do you three
know each other?
1401
01:07:28,444 --> 01:07:30,105
Nope, never
seen her before.
1402
01:07:30,179 --> 01:07:31,510
Who is she?
1403
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,707
Yeah. These
are the guys
that hired me to--
1404
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:38,152
to, uh, just show
you a good time.
1405
01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:39,812
Sorry.
1406
01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,857
Oh, so you must
be Mr. Wong.
1407
01:07:41,924 --> 01:07:44,290
Yes, I am
Hang Wong.
1408
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,386
[gasps] Ouch!
[chuckles]
1409
01:07:47,463 --> 01:07:49,761
Please, sit
down and join us.
1410
01:07:49,832 --> 01:07:53,928
Now, this method
I prefer much more.
1411
01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:56,699
Friends in
Hong Kong give
each other gifts.
1412
01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:58,706
You are learning.
1413
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,669
Cheers.
1414
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,737
Cheers. I'm
glad we're all
here together.
1415
01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:07,077
(both) Ah!
1416
01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:08,343
[chuckles]
1417
01:08:11,487 --> 01:08:14,320
So, you are a
professional girl?
1418
01:08:14,390 --> 01:08:15,948
Oh, yeah, I'm
a professional.
1419
01:08:16,025 --> 01:08:18,892
What is your,
uh, your specialty?
1420
01:08:18,961 --> 01:08:20,428
If you don't
mind me asking.
1421
01:08:20,496 --> 01:08:22,930
My specialty?
Well, um,
1422
01:08:22,998 --> 01:08:25,228
I'm a really
good dancer,
[chuckles]
1423
01:08:25,301 --> 01:08:27,201
and I wanna
dance on Broadway!
1424
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,760
Oh! Haya, holy!
1425
01:08:29,839 --> 01:08:31,636
[chuckles]
1426
01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:33,504
Is that so?
1427
01:08:33,576 --> 01:08:38,377
Well maybe you'll
be interested in my
play Dancalicious.
1428
01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:39,414
Dancalicious?
1429
01:08:39,482 --> 01:08:41,074
You produce
Dancalicious?
1430
01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:44,642
I have my
hands involved
in so many operations
1431
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:47,018
as I'm sure Mr.
Swan could attest.
1432
01:08:47,089 --> 01:08:50,252
[mutters something
while chuckling] l, uh
1433
01:08:50,326 --> 01:08:52,089
[gasps] My God!
Dancalicious!
1434
01:08:52,161 --> 01:08:53,890
You know,
I love that musical.
1435
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,988
I know every word
and I know every lyric.
1436
01:08:56,065 --> 01:08:57,896
There's a
six o'clock
show tonight.
1437
01:08:57,967 --> 01:08:59,298
Perhaps you
could join me.
1438
01:08:59,368 --> 01:09:01,859
There is? How
are we gonna
get a seat?
1439
01:09:01,937 --> 01:09:04,701
I mean, that show
must be sold out for
at least two years!
1440
01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:07,469
No problem,
we'll just kill
two ticket holders.
1441
01:09:07,543 --> 01:09:09,807
Where did Eye
disappear to?
1442
01:09:09,879 --> 01:09:11,574
Well you're
right there.
1443
01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:13,376
Not me, Eye.
1444
01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:15,576
Well, I don't know
if it's proper English,
1445
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:17,881
but, um, you're still
sitting right there.
1446
01:09:17,953 --> 01:09:20,945
[chuckles]
Hugo. Find him.
1447
01:09:21,023 --> 01:09:22,081
Okay.
1448
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,591
No, no, no.
Sit down.
1449
01:09:23,659 --> 01:09:24,887
Go.
1450
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,484
You just told
me to go get him.
1451
01:09:26,562 --> 01:09:28,996
No, I said Hugo.
1452
01:09:29,064 --> 01:09:30,088
Right.
1453
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:31,793
No, no, no. Sit!
1454
01:09:33,435 --> 01:09:35,130
Um, you
just told me
to go get him.
1455
01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:39,004
No, not
"You go", Hugo.
1456
01:09:39,074 --> 01:09:42,874
[mouths Hugo]
Do you want me to stay
or do you want me to go?
1457
01:09:42,945 --> 01:09:45,709
I want you to stay.
1458
01:09:45,781 --> 01:09:48,841
Eye! Are you here?
1459
01:09:59,094 --> 01:10:01,028
[wham]
1460
01:10:01,096 --> 01:10:02,563
Who are you?
1461
01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:04,895
The last pretty
face you'll ever see.
1462
01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,025
[screeching]
Meow!
1463
01:10:06,101 --> 01:10:08,331
[chokes]
Agh!
1464
01:10:08,404 --> 01:10:14,206
[gags]
1465
01:10:14,276 --> 01:10:18,713
[more gagging]
1466
01:10:22,518 --> 01:10:25,146
Not bad.
A little messy.
1467
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:28,190
Anyway, let's
go talk strategy.
1468
01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:34,923
We have a little
time. Would you like
to, uh, ride my yacht?
1469
01:10:34,997 --> 01:10:38,228
[chuckles]
Is that what
they're calling it now?
1470
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:39,562
You can ride
my dinghy.
1471
01:10:39,635 --> 01:10:41,193
[laughs]
1472
01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:43,932
I have to go
to the bathroom.
1473
01:10:44,006 --> 01:10:45,439
I'm gonna freshen up.
1474
01:10:45,507 --> 01:10:47,475
Oh, I got blood
on my stole.
1475
01:10:52,615 --> 01:10:56,847
I have a
feeling tonight will
be very memorable.
1476
01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:59,479
[clears throat]
Oh! Sorry.
1477
01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:00,783
There you are.
1478
01:11:00,856 --> 01:11:02,790
I was wondering
who left that.
1479
01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:05,122
I think I'm a little
anxious about tonight.
1480
01:11:05,194 --> 01:11:06,491
Hot date?
1481
01:11:06,562 --> 01:11:09,190
Well, kinda.
Very profitable.
[chuckles]
1482
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,631
But I think Mr.
Wong is so sweet.
1483
01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:13,725
You know you should
be careful on dates.
1484
01:11:13,802 --> 01:11:16,669
A guy might
already belong
to somebody else.
1485
01:11:16,739 --> 01:11:18,229
Somebody who
might get upset
1486
01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:20,673
if they feel
their territory
is being invaded.
1487
01:11:20,743 --> 01:11:22,734
You think he might
have a girlfriend?
1488
01:11:22,811 --> 01:11:25,041
Something like that.
1489
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:29,278
Or maybe
something worse.
1490
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:33,648
Jeez, everybody's
speaking in widdles tonight.
1491
01:11:33,722 --> 01:11:36,520
Well, it's a good
thing I'm almost
done with him.
1492
01:11:36,592 --> 01:11:38,184
It'll be through soon.
1493
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:39,625
Maybe you're
through now.
1494
01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:42,255
[chatter and chuckles]
1495
01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:50,899
She's the luckiest
bitch that ever lived.
1496
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,373
God, I want her now.
1497
01:11:53,442 --> 01:11:56,411
Why didn't
she kill 'em? She
had 'em right there.
1498
01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:59,447
She's toying
with 'em, waiting
for the cruelest moment,
1499
01:11:59,515 --> 01:12:01,278
She's good,
man, really good.
1500
01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:04,717
Yeah, but she
seemed so sincere,
so naive, back there.
1501
01:12:04,787 --> 01:12:08,314
You don't
think maybe we
got the wrong girl?
1502
01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:11,086
Nah.
1503
01:12:13,729 --> 01:12:16,027
Come on,
Kit. Let's
kill the bitch.
1504
01:12:24,807 --> 01:12:25,831
Oh, hello.
1505
01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:27,000
Hello, shall we?
1506
01:12:27,076 --> 01:12:28,373
Sure.
1507
01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:30,571
Can we check
on my friend
in the casino?
1508
01:12:30,646 --> 01:12:32,773
Of course.
1509
01:12:32,848 --> 01:12:34,179
[indistinct]
1510
01:12:34,249 --> 01:12:35,716
Shut up.
1511
01:12:35,784 --> 01:12:38,184
Whoa.
1512
01:12:38,253 --> 01:12:39,311
Blood.
1513
01:12:39,388 --> 01:12:41,083
Who's blood?
1514
01:12:41,156 --> 01:12:42,748
I don't know.
1515
01:12:42,825 --> 01:12:44,850
It's going into the
women's bathroom?
1516
01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:47,657
Hello?
1517
01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:49,698
Hey, you guys?
1518
01:13:08,584 --> 01:13:10,211
She's gosh darn
Charles Manson.
1519
01:13:12,788 --> 01:13:14,949
But she's not
after us, right?
1520
01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:16,820
The hell with it,
we're out of here.
1521
01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:17,916
Out of
the bathroom?
1522
01:13:17,993 --> 01:13:19,585
No, out of
the country!
1523
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:21,686
Well, uh, but
we're we gonna go?
1524
01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:23,664
I don't know.
Korea or lraq.
1525
01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:26,462
Cuba! Yeah, Castro
will take care of us.
1526
01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:39,874
Oh, there she is!
1527
01:13:39,948 --> 01:13:40,972
Dee, hi!
1528
01:13:41,049 --> 01:13:42,448
Oh, hi,
Wong, I'm Dawn.
1529
01:13:42,518 --> 01:13:43,849
Hello.
1530
01:13:43,919 --> 01:13:45,944
[chuckles]
You'll never
believe this.
1531
01:13:46,021 --> 01:13:47,045
I won.
1532
01:13:47,122 --> 01:13:48,282
Won what?
1533
01:13:48,357 --> 01:13:50,382
About five pounds.
1534
01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:52,620
A million dollars
worth of chips.
1535
01:13:52,694 --> 01:13:53,991
My God,
that's great!
1536
01:13:54,062 --> 01:13:55,996
I know,
I'm so excited.
1537
01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:57,361
That's so cool!
1538
01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,333
Have fun.
Nice to meet you.
1539
01:13:59,401 --> 01:14:01,562
Bye.
[chuckles]
1540
01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:03,764
Gosh, I hope
she's hungry.
1541
01:14:03,839 --> 01:14:05,500
Would she
like to join us?
1542
01:14:05,574 --> 01:14:06,802
Hello, Mr. Wong.
1543
01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:09,867
Meow. Hiss.
1544
01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:13,507
Shall we, uh,
visit my yacht?
1545
01:14:13,582 --> 01:14:15,777
Oh, sure.
1546
01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:21,552
I don't know how
we're gonna find
them in this madhouse.
1547
01:14:21,623 --> 01:14:23,591
Don't worry,
I've got men
staked out
1548
01:14:23,659 --> 01:14:25,149
on every
hot spot in
the strip.
1549
01:14:25,227 --> 01:14:26,888
If they're here,
we'll find 'em.
1550
01:14:26,962 --> 01:14:29,829
You're damn right.
Son, have you seen
these two blondes?
1551
01:14:29,898 --> 01:14:32,162
Yeah, they
checked in a
couple of hours ago.
1552
01:14:32,234 --> 01:14:33,929
Really?
You sure?
1553
01:14:34,002 --> 01:14:36,061
(bell boy)
Yeah, I wouldn't
forget them,
1554
01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:37,765
um, she
assaulted me.
1555
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,467
You know,
it's nothing.
1556
01:14:39,541 --> 01:14:42,567
I just saw one of
them, they're in the
hotel if you need them.
1557
01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:44,544
All units
report to
me right away.
1558
01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:46,638
A suspect has been
spotted in the hotel.
1559
01:14:46,715 --> 01:14:48,910
I repeat. A blonde
has been spotted.
1560
01:14:48,984 --> 01:14:51,111
Approach with
extreme caution.
1561
01:14:53,622 --> 01:14:55,283
Show me where.
1562
01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:01,555
Are they dangerous?
1563
01:15:09,104 --> 01:15:10,833
This looks
like trouble.
1564
01:15:10,906 --> 01:15:13,136
[hums]
I gotta go
find Dee.
1565
01:15:15,544 --> 01:15:18,035
Well, she
was just here.
1566
01:15:19,648 --> 01:15:23,414
Uh, I think I saw
the other blonde
with, uh, Mr. Wong.
1567
01:15:23,485 --> 01:15:24,645
Mr. Wong?
1568
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,119
Yeah, he
owns the hotel.
1569
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:27,883
Yes, I know
who he is. Where?
1570
01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:30,481
I think I saw
him go that way.
1571
01:15:30,559 --> 01:15:33,289
All units,
we're heading for the
front of the casino.
1572
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,353
There goes that job.
1573
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:41,335
[light chatter]
1574
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:47,135
God! You're
that guy in
the commercial.
1575
01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,068
My friend
loves you!
1576
01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:51,169
I knew it.
1577
01:15:51,246 --> 01:15:53,612
Hey, you!
Stop! Police!
1578
01:15:53,682 --> 01:15:54,774
What? What?!
1579
01:15:54,850 --> 01:15:56,977
You're coming
with me. Come here.
1580
01:15:57,052 --> 01:16:00,021
Dawn really
loves him, I gotta
get his autograph.
1581
01:16:01,323 --> 01:16:02,449
This way!
1582
01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:08,790
Show time.
1583
01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:14,964
Oh, excuse me.
1584
01:16:15,037 --> 01:16:16,868
[whispers]
Oh my God!
1585
01:16:16,939 --> 01:16:18,304
It's you.
1586
01:16:18,373 --> 01:16:19,431
Yeah.
1587
01:16:19,508 --> 01:16:20,839
You're the
love of my life.
1588
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:25,107
That's very sweet--
Wait a second.
1589
01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:27,842
2001,
Dead and Deader.
1590
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,213
Yes, I was
an extra.
1591
01:16:29,284 --> 01:16:31,411
Yeah, I looked for
you after my close up.
1592
01:16:31,486 --> 01:16:32,544
I couldn't find you.
1593
01:16:32,621 --> 01:16:33,485
You did?
1594
01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,045
Oh my God.
1595
01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,784
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
1596
01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:38,223
Oh my God.
1597
01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:40,784
I'm trying to
find my friend.
She's in trouble.
1598
01:16:40,862 --> 01:16:42,227
Did you see her?
1599
01:16:42,297 --> 01:16:44,424
The cops chased
her through that door.
1600
01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:45,830
She did? Okay.
1601
01:16:45,901 --> 01:16:47,027
Is there anything--?
1602
01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:48,592
Yeah, can you
hold this for me?
1603
01:16:48,670 --> 01:16:50,228
Yeah, sure.
1604
01:16:50,305 --> 01:16:52,865
there's a
million dollars in
there, so be careful.
1605
01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:55,432
These shoes are really
uncomfortable to run in.
1606
01:16:55,510 --> 01:16:57,444
Thank you so
much. Thank you.
1607
01:16:57,512 --> 01:16:59,275
[noisy kiss]
1608
01:16:59,348 --> 01:17:01,179
I love you.
Thank you.
1609
01:17:01,249 --> 01:17:04,082
Yeah. Uh,
what's your name?
1610
01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:07,383
Dee! I mean, Dawn.
I'm looking for Dee.
1611
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,185
Bye!
1612
01:17:09,257 --> 01:17:10,622
An autograph,
please.
1613
01:17:10,692 --> 01:17:12,421
Uh, yeah. Right.
1614
01:17:18,033 --> 01:17:19,591
Come on. Go.
1615
01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:21,295
Oh!
1616
01:17:25,607 --> 01:17:26,665
Oh God!
1617
01:17:26,742 --> 01:17:28,209
Where does
this elevator go?
1618
01:17:28,276 --> 01:17:29,607
It only goes down.
1619
01:17:29,678 --> 01:17:32,078
We'll take the stairs.
1620
01:17:49,297 --> 01:17:51,390
Um, put that
in my room.
1621
01:17:51,466 --> 01:17:54,333
Ladies, I love
you. I love you.
[kisses] I love you.
1622
01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:55,370
(All)
No, don't go!
1623
01:17:55,437 --> 01:17:56,461
[buzzing machines]
1624
01:17:56,538 --> 01:17:58,005
Why are the
police after you?
1625
01:17:58,073 --> 01:17:59,870
I don't know
if they're
the police.
1626
01:17:59,941 --> 01:18:01,602
Many people
are trying
to kill me.
1627
01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:03,702
They can be
killers in disguise.
1628
01:18:03,779 --> 01:18:06,247
If they're
cops, they can
talk to my lawyer.
1629
01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:13,912
All units. I'm in
pursuit of a blonde
and an unidentified male.
1630
01:18:13,989 --> 01:18:17,288
I want all
air, land and sea
assets on standby.
1631
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:20,123
Have my
helicopter pick me up
at the west parking lot.
1632
01:19:09,845 --> 01:19:16,683
[Seagulls squawking]
1633
01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:17,810
[keyboard beeping]
1634
01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:20,179
Come on.
1635
01:19:22,557 --> 01:19:24,718
Everyone! We're
in the wharf.
1636
01:19:26,862 --> 01:19:27,988
[bangs]
Open up!
1637
01:19:28,063 --> 01:19:30,293
Get me
a helicopter.
Right away!
1638
01:19:33,869 --> 01:19:35,393
Go! Go!
1639
01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:46,808
(Dee)
Oh, Jesus,
Where are
we going?
1640
01:19:46,882 --> 01:19:48,315
We're taking
a little trip.
1641
01:19:48,383 --> 01:19:49,441
I didn't pack.
1642
01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:51,748
You won't
need anything.
1643
01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:52,787
We going
to Tahiti?
1644
01:19:52,854 --> 01:19:54,048
Six feet under.
1645
01:19:54,122 --> 01:19:55,987
Australia? I've
never been there.
1646
01:19:56,057 --> 01:19:57,490
Shut up,
Shut up!
1647
01:19:57,559 --> 01:20:00,687
If you talk to me
like that I'm not
going anywhere.
1648
01:20:00,762 --> 01:20:03,492
You won't
have a choice
in the matter.
1649
01:20:03,565 --> 01:20:04,589
Is that real?
1650
01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:05,724
What?
1651
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:06,927
Is that real?
1652
01:20:07,002 --> 01:20:08,697
Yes! With real
bullets. Now move!
1653
01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:09,794
All right!
1654
01:20:10,005 --> 01:20:11,302
Okay. Action. Go.
1655
01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:13,034
Rolling?
1656
01:20:13,108 --> 01:20:16,669
It's been one year
of planning and it
all comes down to this.
1657
01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:18,872
Okay, no smiling,
more serious. Okay?
1658
01:20:18,947 --> 01:20:19,971
I'm being serious.
1659
01:20:20,048 --> 01:20:21,379
I know, but
don't smile, eh.
1660
01:20:21,449 --> 01:20:23,576
It's been one
year of planning
1661
01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:25,483
and it all
comes down
to this moment.
1662
01:20:25,554 --> 01:20:26,680
I plan to
sneak over--
1663
01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,279
Help! Help!
1664
01:20:28,356 --> 01:20:30,881
I must find the
yacht. My friend's
been kidnapped.
1665
01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:32,426
How do I get
to that yacht?
1666
01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:34,587
The fastest
way is probably
right there.
1667
01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:35,823
That boat there?
1668
01:20:35,897 --> 01:20:37,592
Yeah, we're
making web history--
1669
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:39,725
Do you mind?
This is serious.
1670
01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:41,530
We're filming
Crime of Mr. Wong.
1671
01:20:41,603 --> 01:20:45,869
I will sneak over
that yacht, I'll climb
aboard and blend in.
1672
01:20:45,941 --> 01:20:47,738
Oh, what--
what's she--
1673
01:20:47,809 --> 01:20:49,777
Hey, no!
1674
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:51,779
She's kinda hot.
1675
01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:52,973
No, wait!
1676
01:20:54,883 --> 01:20:56,373
[both yell]
Hey! Hey!
1677
01:20:56,451 --> 01:20:57,543
[Dawn starts engine]
1678
01:20:57,619 --> 01:20:58,881
[both yell]
Hey!
1679
01:20:58,954 --> 01:21:01,946
I'm sorry. I have
to save my friend.
1680
01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:04,514
I'll bring her
back, I promise!
1681
01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,493
Keep it rolling.
1682
01:21:09,764 --> 01:21:12,858
Trim down on the motor
or you'll drop the bow.
1683
01:21:15,136 --> 01:21:16,160
Come on.
1684
01:21:16,238 --> 01:21:17,466
Oh.
1685
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,563
It's-- Viagra!
1686
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:19,664
What?
1687
01:21:19,741 --> 01:21:20,765
I know what that is.
1688
01:21:20,842 --> 01:21:22,241
What?
1689
01:21:22,310 --> 01:21:24,778
You think
you'll use that
artificial stuff on me,
1690
01:21:24,846 --> 01:21:26,336
you might as
well shoot me now.
1691
01:21:26,414 --> 01:21:28,006
I'm not gonna
ride your dinghy.
1692
01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:29,277
What?
1693
01:21:29,351 --> 01:21:30,784
It's Viagara.
1694
01:21:30,852 --> 01:21:33,013
It's my uncle's name.
It's named after him.
1695
01:21:33,088 --> 01:21:36,580
I'm not gonna ride
your dinghy when you made
a promise to [indistinct]
1696
01:21:36,658 --> 01:21:39,024
You shut your
mouth, I promise
I won't kill you.
1697
01:21:39,094 --> 01:21:40,118
Go, Go. Go.
1698
01:21:40,195 --> 01:21:41,219
Call my lawyer.
1699
01:21:41,296 --> 01:21:42,786
Where is
she going?
1700
01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:45,355
Back to the
casino, we're
sending a helicopter.
1701
01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:47,333
Go! We're heading
down stream to the haven.
1702
01:21:47,402 --> 01:21:48,699
Move. Move. Move.
1703
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,102
[engines]
1704
01:21:56,444 --> 01:21:58,935
Hey! Dawn! Dee!
1705
01:21:59,014 --> 01:22:01,778
I mean, Dawn!
1706
01:22:29,978 --> 01:22:31,843
Let me take
the wheel.
1707
01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:39,981
Keys.
1708
01:22:40,055 --> 01:22:41,579
Easy Ma'am.
I just clean 'em.
1709
01:22:41,656 --> 01:22:43,146
The keys!
1710
01:22:43,224 --> 01:22:44,782
She's all yours.
1711
01:22:48,263 --> 01:22:49,992
Untie us.
1712
01:22:50,065 --> 01:22:52,363
[engine starting]
1713
01:22:52,434 --> 01:22:54,299
Bon voyage!
1714
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:02,944
There it is.
That's Wong's boat.
1715
01:23:05,213 --> 01:23:06,544
You're crazy.
1716
01:23:06,614 --> 01:23:09,276
Take a seat,
sweetheart.
It's show time!
1717
01:23:09,351 --> 01:23:11,819
[helicopter engine]
1718
01:23:13,688 --> 01:23:15,986
Let's move
it. Come on,
get the lead out.
1719
01:23:27,435 --> 01:23:29,699
There she
is. She's got
a goon with her.
1720
01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:35,400
That bitch! She
thinks she's gonna
waste Wong before I do.
1721
01:23:35,477 --> 01:23:37,138
Should l
kill her first?
1722
01:23:40,081 --> 01:23:42,845
Let me do it.
And you can take
your time with Wong.
1723
01:23:42,917 --> 01:23:45,943
You've already had
your kill today.
I want to do it.
1724
01:23:51,593 --> 01:23:52,787
Who the
hell are they?
1725
01:23:54,562 --> 01:23:56,154
I don't know.
1726
01:23:56,231 --> 01:23:59,200
But it looks like
they're chasing,
1727
01:23:59,267 --> 01:24:01,030
that boat!
1728
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:05,267
This is
Agent Gardenia.
1729
01:24:05,340 --> 01:24:08,400
I want all available
river patrol craft
1730
01:24:08,476 --> 01:24:12,037
to intercept Hang
Wong's speedboat
called the Viagara.
1731
01:24:12,113 --> 01:24:15,139
(Gardenia)
We're headed downriver
from River Rock Casino.
1732
01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:18,515
Ha, ha. I love
this. Like Nam.
Woo-hoo!
1733
01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:25,382
What are you
gonna do when
we catch them?
1734
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:28,156
I don't know.
Maybe you should
tell me what's going on.
1735
01:24:28,229 --> 01:24:30,697
I don't know. Some
rich guy gave us
a bunch of money
1736
01:24:30,765 --> 01:24:33,495
to go to
Niagara and
take Mr. Wong out.
1737
01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:35,968
What? Take
Wong out?
1738
01:24:36,037 --> 01:24:38,369
Yeah, just take
him out to have
a good time.
1739
01:24:39,441 --> 01:24:41,341
[bang, bang, bang]
1740
01:24:41,409 --> 01:24:43,468
[bang, bang]
1741
01:24:43,545 --> 01:24:44,705
Whose following us?
1742
01:24:44,779 --> 01:24:46,110
[bang]
1743
01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:47,705
They're
shooting at us.
1744
01:24:47,782 --> 01:24:49,374
Get down!
[bang, bang]
1745
01:24:49,451 --> 01:24:50,543
What the hell?
1746
01:24:50,618 --> 01:24:52,586
Hey, take
a position.
1747
01:24:52,654 --> 01:24:54,781
Oh! That's
my friend Dawn.
1748
01:24:54,856 --> 01:24:56,949
Hey, do
you know
how to swim?
1749
01:24:57,025 --> 01:24:58,390
I was in a
hot tub once.
1750
01:24:58,460 --> 01:25:00,121
Then maybe
you'd better
shut up!
1751
01:25:00,195 --> 01:25:02,095
Don't shoot Dawn!
1752
01:25:02,163 --> 01:25:04,222
Hey, it's
the blonde.
1753
01:25:04,299 --> 01:25:07,530
One of them. Wong
must be on to them.
He's got the other blonde.
1754
01:25:07,602 --> 01:25:09,502
There should
be a flare gun.
1755
01:25:09,571 --> 01:25:10,595
[bang]
1756
01:25:10,672 --> 01:25:12,333
Intercept
the speedboat
1757
01:25:12,407 --> 01:25:15,103
with two dark
haired women in
it. They're armed.
1758
01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:16,200
I got it.
1759
01:25:16,277 --> 01:25:17,301
Okay.
1760
01:25:17,378 --> 01:25:18,436
[bang]
1761
01:25:18,513 --> 01:25:20,378
Oh my God!
1762
01:25:20,448 --> 01:25:23,474
All units.
All units.
Gunfire. Gunfire.
1763
01:25:23,551 --> 01:25:25,985
They shot my
dream guy!
1764
01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:30,481
Buzz the one
with a weapon.
Come on!
1765
01:25:31,826 --> 01:25:32,918
(All)
Whoa!
1766
01:25:42,937 --> 01:25:46,805
Drop your weapons, ladies.
We have you covered.
Give it up, now!
1767
01:25:57,485 --> 01:25:58,577
God I hope this works.
1768
01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:00,120
[blast]
1769
01:26:00,188 --> 01:26:02,122
[engine runs down]
1770
01:26:02,190 --> 01:26:05,455
I don't know what
the hell's going on.
Let's go to Wong's boat.
1771
01:26:12,033 --> 01:26:15,696
Can you say
something, please?
1772
01:26:19,741 --> 01:26:22,767
Patch me
into the P.A.
1773
01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:34,446
Stop that boat
now. Lie it down. Stop.
Don't make us fire on you.
1774
01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:39,451
This is Agent
Gardenia, Wong.
1775
01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:43,623
Give it up. Drop
your weapons and
prepare to be boarded.
1776
01:26:43,698 --> 01:26:45,723
And with what
am I charged?
1777
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:48,132
Oh, where
do I start, Wong?
1778
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:53,038
And be warned, that
blonde that you're holding
might be the infamous Cat.
1779
01:26:53,107 --> 01:26:55,701
Yes, she says
she was gonna
take me out.
1780
01:26:55,777 --> 01:26:59,008
[sighs]
All units.
All units.
1781
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,071
Take everybody
into custody,
1782
01:27:01,149 --> 01:27:04,641
we'll sort it out
back at the River
Rock Casino. Out.
1783
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,280
I can't wait to
see this report.
1784
01:27:08,356 --> 01:27:09,914
Let's head back
to the casino.
1785
01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:18,925
You know, I was
just trying to show
you a good time.
1786
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:21,264
I can't
remember when
I've had more fun.
1787
01:27:21,336 --> 01:27:22,826
I had some fun.
You have fun?
1788
01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:24,337
Look at the
camera, people.
1789
01:27:36,517 --> 01:27:38,417
Alright. Let's
go over this.
1790
01:27:38,486 --> 01:27:42,217
The two blondes
were Kit and Cat.
So we can arrest them.
1791
01:27:42,290 --> 01:27:45,384
The dark
haired girl
shot the actor.
1792
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,257
So we can
arrest her.
1793
01:27:47,328 --> 01:27:50,024
And Wong
kidnapped Cat.
1794
01:27:50,098 --> 01:27:53,295
Can we arrest
him for that?
1795
01:27:53,368 --> 01:27:55,359
I'm not sure.
1796
01:27:55,436 --> 01:27:57,529
Let's go
over it again.
1797
01:27:57,605 --> 01:27:58,799
So--
1798
01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:00,932
It's cold.
[gasps]
1799
01:28:01,009 --> 01:28:03,341
Dee! Oh my God,
you're okay.
1800
01:28:03,411 --> 01:28:04,639
God, you
really love me.
1801
01:28:04,712 --> 01:28:05,736
[gasps]
1802
01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:08,608
Mwah!
1803
01:28:08,683 --> 01:28:11,618
Oh, Dee.
This is my
dream man.
1804
01:28:11,686 --> 01:28:13,517
Ken.
Meet Dee.
1805
01:28:13,588 --> 01:28:17,854
I'm Ken.
It's interesting
to meet you. Both.
1806
01:28:17,925 --> 01:28:19,756
[both giggle]
1807
01:28:19,827 --> 01:28:22,762
I don't
understand. Don't
you know who I am?
1808
01:28:22,830 --> 01:28:26,288
You can't
arrest me.
I'm Hang Wong.
1809
01:28:26,367 --> 01:28:29,097
Did he just
say he was
hung wrong?
1810
01:28:29,170 --> 01:28:32,697
Yeah, he's Wong.
That's why he's
getting arrested.
1811
01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:34,708
So, you're a
Navy Seal, huh?
1812
01:28:34,776 --> 01:28:36,141
Uh, was.
1813
01:28:36,210 --> 01:28:38,269
Navy Seal doesn't
sound very scary.
1814
01:28:38,346 --> 01:28:41,247
Maybe Navy
Shark or Navy Lion.
That's a good one.
1815
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:42,613
I'll let
them know.
1816
01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:45,448
Thanks. [giggles]
But you're my
seal, now.
1817
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:48,512
When you save
someone's life,
you're responsible for it.
1818
01:28:48,589 --> 01:28:51,080
It sounds
good to me.
1819
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:54,060
Dawn tells
me you're a
talented dancer.
1820
01:28:54,128 --> 01:28:56,153
[tisk]
Well, I try.
[giggles]
1821
01:28:56,230 --> 01:28:58,391
A couple of
our dancers are
unable to make it
1822
01:28:58,466 --> 01:28:59,990
for next week's
performance.
1823
01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:02,366
How would
you like to be
in the show?
1824
01:29:02,437 --> 01:29:03,995
Oh my God,
are you serious?
1825
01:29:04,072 --> 01:29:06,597
Oh my-- I'd love
to. Only if Dawn
can be in it too.
1826
01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:09,336
I think
that can
be arranged.
1827
01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:12,106
[both yell and laugh]
Oh, my God! We got a job!
1828
01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:14,614
Let's arrest
them all.
1829
01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:17,014
Alright everybody,
gather round, listen up.
1830
01:29:17,085 --> 01:29:19,451
Officers, I want you
to arrest these two women.
1831
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:22,887
This is the infamous
Cat and her protegee.
1832
01:29:22,957 --> 01:29:25,892
Oh yeah, I've
been following
you for six years.
1833
01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:29,157
They're wanted
for a string of murders
all across this country.
1834
01:29:29,230 --> 01:29:30,561
No, you
idiot! It's me!
1835
01:29:30,631 --> 01:29:33,327
You've been waiting
six years to capture me.
1836
01:29:33,401 --> 01:29:36,768
I'm the one responsible
for killing over 30 people
without a trace.
1837
01:29:36,838 --> 01:29:38,328
I'm the criminal
mastermind!
1838
01:29:38,406 --> 01:29:40,340
I did the Lone Shark
with a piano wire.
1839
01:29:40,408 --> 01:29:42,069
I snapped Louie
Rimoli's neck.
1840
01:29:42,143 --> 01:29:45,135
I-- I'm responsible
for blowing up the
governor's kitchen
1841
01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:47,943
with putting
the explosives in
his pate that day.
1842
01:29:48,015 --> 01:29:50,040
Me! Me! Not
these two idiots.
1843
01:29:50,118 --> 01:29:52,643
I want my credit,
and I want it now!
1844
01:29:54,956 --> 01:29:58,551
She knows
about the piano
wire and the pate.
1845
01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:00,355
Pate?
1846
01:30:00,428 --> 01:30:02,453
Arrest that woman!
1847
01:30:02,530 --> 01:30:05,226
Finally,
some respect.
1848
01:30:05,299 --> 01:30:07,062
[whining]
1849
01:30:07,135 --> 01:30:08,727
Well,
1850
01:30:08,803 --> 01:30:10,600
I guess I'm
free to go?
1851
01:30:10,671 --> 01:30:12,468
Oh, wrong-o wungy.
1852
01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:16,704
You've been charged
with kidnapping this
innocent young girl.
1853
01:30:16,778 --> 01:30:18,075
Cuff 'em!
1854
01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:21,343
What? Wait!
Hey! You can't
do this to me.
1855
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:23,407
These girls
are innocent.
1856
01:30:23,484 --> 01:30:24,678
Free to go, ladies.
1857
01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:27,050
[both giggle]
1858
01:30:27,121 --> 01:30:28,383
Oh, shoot.
1859
01:30:30,358 --> 01:30:32,883
I knew it all
along. They were
using them as decoys.
1860
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:34,689
Anybody can
see that.
1861
01:30:34,762 --> 01:30:36,195
So what do
we do now?
1862
01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:37,856
Spend a
million dollars.
1863
01:30:37,932 --> 01:30:40,366
Oh my God!
[giggles]
1864
01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:42,164
[both giggle]
1865
01:30:42,236 --> 01:30:43,464
Dream man.
1866
01:30:43,538 --> 01:30:45,130
Mmm.
1867
01:30:45,206 --> 01:30:48,664
[sighs]
Oh, Virgil.
1868
01:30:53,147 --> 01:30:55,377
Why were you taking
flying lessons, anyway?
1869
01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:57,008
Well, Dawn,
statistically,
1870
01:30:57,084 --> 01:31:00,451
um, flying
is safer than
driving, I read it.
1871
01:31:00,521 --> 01:31:01,613
For you,
definitely.
1872
01:31:01,689 --> 01:31:02,713
[giggles]
1873
01:31:02,790 --> 01:31:03,916
Hi, guys.
1874
01:31:03,991 --> 01:31:05,754
Hey, you all
little chitlands. Hi!
1875
01:31:05,827 --> 01:31:07,021
(All kids)
Hi.
1876
01:31:07,094 --> 01:31:08,755
Welcome to
Dee and Dawn's
1877
01:31:08,830 --> 01:31:10,161
Famous
Turtle Sanctuary.
1878
01:31:10,231 --> 01:31:12,597
One day we'll have
a lot of these turtles.
1879
01:31:12,667 --> 01:31:14,100
We're gonna
rescue them,
1880
01:31:14,168 --> 01:31:16,500
and they'll be
able to run free
and have fun.
1881
01:31:16,571 --> 01:31:18,266
Um, this
is Virgil.
1882
01:31:18,339 --> 01:31:19,363
It's Virgil. Yes.
1883
01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:20,805
He's my friend.
1884
01:31:20,875 --> 01:31:23,503
And Virgil
does a lot of
tricks. Right, Dee?
1885
01:31:23,578 --> 01:31:27,776
Right. Yeah.
[mumbles] Kind of.
There you go.
1886
01:31:27,849 --> 01:31:29,248
Come on, Virgil.
1887
01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:31,080
Wow, look at him.
Come on, Virgil.
1888
01:31:31,152 --> 01:31:32,176
He likes you guys.
1889
01:31:32,253 --> 01:31:34,221
[Dawn chuckles]
1890
01:31:34,288 --> 01:31:37,815
We only have one now,
but we're gonna have a
lot pretty soon [chuckles]
1891
01:31:37,892 --> 01:31:39,689
[both chuckle]
1892
01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:41,557
Now, turtles
can teach us a lot.
1893
01:31:41,629 --> 01:31:43,187
[fart]
1894
01:31:43,264 --> 01:31:46,028
[all children laugh]
1895
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:47,829
We already know
how to do that.
1896
01:31:47,902 --> 01:31:50,200
[all children laugh]
1897
01:31:51,305 --> 01:31:57,218
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