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Announcer: Feeling a little tired
of America's number-one sport,
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football?
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God, they're pathetic!
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There's got to be a better way.
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And there already is.
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Arena Football!
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Unforgiving sideline barriers!
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[ Bones crack,
cheers and applause ]
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Water cannons!
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[ Bones crack ]
[ Screams ]
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And you better watch out for...
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the Black Knight!
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It's Arena Football.
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And the indoor thrills
are coming your way
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as the league welcomes
its newest expansion team --
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the Langley Falls
Bazooka Sharks!
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Finally! Yeah!
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Yeah! Ah! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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[ All shouting ]
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day
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the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face
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and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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Good --
Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Old Man Hansen, do you sell
Bazooka Sharks merchandise?
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I'm looking for one of those
snuggies with a built-in diaper
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and a place I can put
my driver's license.
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That blasted
Arena Football team!
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We've been here
three generations,
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and now they're tearing us down
to put in the new stadium.
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You poor old man.
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This lamp sucks.
I'll give you 2 bucks for it.
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Mom!
That is disgusting.
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Taking advantage of -- wait.
Half off this bird cage?
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Please, I could really use this.
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I foster abused birds.
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I'd like to put a candle in it.
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I still have one shot
to save the store.
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There's a town council meeting
about the stadium tonight.
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Tonight, eh?
Oh, I'll be there.
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Please don't come if you're
gonna support the stadium.
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It's too late.
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What's to become of you with
the store closing, Petruchio?
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It could-a be time to find
the guy who killed my brother.
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Mm, now, what is this lining?
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Is a fine Bemberg lining,
Mr. Steve.
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Bemberg, not silk.
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Well, you've been right about
this kind of thing before.
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Snot went nuts for me
in Paisley.
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Inseam always-a 20 inches.
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I-is that unusual?
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You see, all the other boys --
bum, bum, bum,
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they are growing.
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You -- bum, bum, bum.
You hear the difference?
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They go on
to men's-a department.
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But you stay with Petruchio.
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Y-you're telling me
I'm not growing at all?
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Not in two years.
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And it says it's been-a
three days since-a you poop.
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Let me see that book.
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A-never.
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I am not growing!
Look!
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Nothing's happening!
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Yeah, when we flew to Hawaii
last summer,
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you sat on dad's lap for free.
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I haven't grown in years.
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And it's actually
quite liberating.
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Gives me time to focus
on all my other shit.
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B-b-but what if I
never grow again?
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Look, if you really
want to do something,
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I know a doctor who specializes
in growth treatments.
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A specialist --
that's where the money is.
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I should probably talk
to my dad about this.
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Steve, you want to talk?
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Oh, yeah. I wanted to ask you --
There's no time.
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Your mother and I have to hurry
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down to the town
council meeting.
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I hope they let me speak.
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I didn't put my name on a list
or anything.
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Of course they'll let you,
honey. You're tall.
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You're right.
I'm to be taken seriously.
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Oh, Steve, that really ties into
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what you were talking about
earlier.
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Buckle: The sign outside
needs to be updated.
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And I say
we just break the glass
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instead of continuing
this preposterous 30-year search
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for the key.
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And I say the key
is still out there.
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Agreed.
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We'll now hear the last
of the community objections
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to the Arena Football stadium.
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First up is Old Man Hansen.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Good people of Langley Falls,
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I ask you to join me
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in standing up to the no-good
crooks on our city council.
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These bums are lining their
pockets with their dirty deals,
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and they need to be hogtied
and thrown down a well!
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[ Clears throat ]
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Sorry.
I'm a little nervous.
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You're doing great.
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It's important for Langley Falls
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to protect our historic places.
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Also, while I'm up here,
my name isn't Old Man Hansen.
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It's Olmen -- Olmen Hansen.
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It's Swedish. I'm 43.
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I think we've all heard just
about enough from Old Man H.
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He doesn't know
what he's talking about.
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If you don't count
our two hockey teams
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and our championship
basketball squad --
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Go Lizards -- we have no
indoor sports in this town.
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We need indoor sports
for the times when it's raining!
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Look at this beautiful vision
of the future.
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It's time for us to join the
ranks of the other great cities
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in the arena league
mid-Atlantic conference.
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I'm talking Wilkes-Barre,
Harrisburg, Wilmington.
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[Bleep] Wilmington!
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Great cities
have to move forward.
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And you know what else
has to move forward?
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Uh, parades?
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Sharks.
Bazooka Sharks.
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Wow.
Parades isn't wrong.
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We can't go back to the past.
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We can't go back to
a time before Arena Football.
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No go back!
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All:
[ Chanting "No go back" ]
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Wait, what is this?
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Councilman #2: Oh, just some
tree that's gonna be cut down
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to make way for the arena.
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I'd like to go back on
my previous statement.
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[ All gasp ]
But no go back.
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This stadium cannot happen.
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Mr. Smith,
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you've made a passionate case
in favor of progress,
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and now, before us and God
and the Langley charter,
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you mysteriously
reverse your position?
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You are, simply put, the most
electric speaker I've ever seen.
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I-I just think
we're, uh, rushing into things.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Can someone put grandpa to bed?
I'm trying to talk here.
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We went to high school together!
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Let's get real, you guys.
Do we even want this stadium?
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Arena Football is kind of lame.
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[ All gasp ]
Mr. Smith,
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what is really going on here?
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It obviously has something to do
with that tree.
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Now, come on.
You can talk to us.
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We're your town council.
We love you.
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[ Sighs ] All right.
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If you must know, that tree...
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that tree is my father.
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What does that even mean?
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It means he's half tree.
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Question is,
what's the other half?
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
Order, order.
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Stenographer, can you read
those last parts back?
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And then Mr. Smith said,
"That tree is my father,"
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at which point, the stenographer
blacked out from excitement
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and the record stops.
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I apologize to the council.
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I ate some almonds.
I'm good now.
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Mr. Smith, I think we're ready
to hear what you mean
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when you say
this tree is your father.
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Okay.
I'll tell you.
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[ Chairs creak ]
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I was just a little --
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[ chairs creak ]
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I was just --
[ Chair creaks ]
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Is everyone comfortable?
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I was just a little kid.
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The father-son picnic.
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And, as usual, my dad, Jack, was
the only one who didn't show up.
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I felt so alone.
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But then -- then I wasn't.
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After that, I came back everyday
after school.
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I know this sounds crazy,
but the tree raised me.
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He taught me how to play catch.
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He watched me grow.
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He helped me start
my first business,
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even gave me my product.
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Turns out magnolia juice is
as poisonous as it is delicious.
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And no matter what,
he kept me safe.
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His mighty roots connected me
to something constant,
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something I could depend on,
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when so often life is cruel
and unreliable.
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He has been and always will be
there for me.
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Please don't kill my tree daddy.
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My God, Stan.
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How come I've never heard of
this tree father before?
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I've brought you there
tons of time.
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I made us have our wedding
there.
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Oh. I just thought
you were a cheap asshole.
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In light of new facts
and emotions,
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I move to cancel
the stadium construction.
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All in favor?
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All: Aye.
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All opposed?
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[ All gasp ]
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It's Dom Fikowski,
the asphalt king.
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He runs asphalt in this town.
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Don't you think I know that?
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Y'all know me.
Y'all know what I do.
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I sling the hot stuff, the flat
makings, the stone carpet.
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I'm sure you folks are hearing a
lot of objections to the arena.
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Taxes, traffic, crime --
so much crime.
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Crime is a problem.
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Think of the advantages
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from an asphalt-pouring
standpoint.
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With the new parking lots alone,
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we're looking at two square
miles of sizzling-hot tarmac.
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When the sun starts beating
on it,
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the average temperature around
town is gonna go up 10 degrees.
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With all the balmy,
roasting breezes,
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it's gonna feel like
we're on permanent vacation.
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All: Ooh.
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And if you're still
on the fence,
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allow me to get you off...
the fence
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with some free asphalt.
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Aw!
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[ Laughs ] It burns.
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The stadium is back on.
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[ Gavel bangs ]
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Roger,
you can't build the stadium.
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You're standing here
in a parking lot I poured,
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asking me not to pour asphalt?
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Pouring asphalt is what I do,
Stan.
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If you do this, it would mean
the death of my dad tree.
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Ugh.
I really wanted this pour.
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But out of respect
for our friendship,
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I'll withdraw my bid, kill the
project, and save your tree.
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We did it, tree dad.
They're not gonna cut you down.
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And it's all thanks to Roger.
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That paper boy always finds me.
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Paper boy: It's 'cause
I'm in love with you.
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"Stadium off...
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to the races."
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What?
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"Carconi brothers
pick up construction bid
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after Fikowski drops out."
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Carconi brothers.
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I knew it would be you.
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You have to cancel this project.
You promised.
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But I don't control anything
around here.
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I'm just dumb old Frankie.
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My twin brother, Freddie's,
the boss, and what he says goes.
253
00:10:56,201 --> 00:10:58,869
I screw up a lot.
Stupid Frankie.
254
00:10:58,904 --> 00:11:02,272
So, your twin brother
is who I have to talk to?
255
00:11:02,307 --> 00:11:04,341
So tedious.
256
00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:06,343
Freddie:
Damn it, Frankie!
257
00:11:06,378 --> 00:11:09,112
You just let some nut come in
and open my plywood door?
258
00:11:09,148 --> 00:11:10,747
He was so fast, Freddie.
259
00:11:10,783 --> 00:11:13,033
You have a human brother?
260
00:11:13,085 --> 00:11:15,702
Oh, yeah.
And mama just loves Freddie.
261
00:11:15,754 --> 00:11:17,287
She lets him have sex with girls
262
00:11:17,339 --> 00:11:20,257
but puts my ear to the stove
for playing with the chickens.
263
00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:22,793
How's that figure,
you stupid mama?
264
00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:24,461
[ Gasps ]
I'm sorry mama.
265
00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:26,012
[ Smooching ]
266
00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:30,467
I-I-I can't get into this
right now.
267
00:11:30,502 --> 00:11:32,969
You can't tear down
my tree father.
268
00:11:33,005 --> 00:11:34,771
I can't stop it.
269
00:11:34,807 --> 00:11:37,140
I'm drowning
in bulldozer invoices.
270
00:11:37,142 --> 00:11:39,025
I'm supposed to
keep the yellow copy,
271
00:11:39,061 --> 00:11:40,394
but the purple one's prettier.
272
00:11:43,065 --> 00:11:45,816
What can I do for you today,
little buddy?
273
00:11:45,868 --> 00:11:48,368
You want to do something
about that skin?
274
00:11:48,404 --> 00:11:51,955
I'm here because it's come to my
attention that I am not growing.
275
00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:55,192
[ Laughs ] You want to know
the secret to growing?
276
00:11:55,227 --> 00:11:57,394
Get lots of sleep,
eat lots of veggies,
277
00:11:57,429 --> 00:11:59,496
and always remember
your inner worth,
278
00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:02,199
'cause that'll make you feel
10 feet tall.
279
00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:03,467
Oh.
280
00:12:03,502 --> 00:12:05,001
Klaus made it sound like
281
00:12:05,037 --> 00:12:07,003
you might have more
immediate solutions.
282
00:12:07,005 --> 00:12:08,305
You know Klaus?
283
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:13,443
[ German accent ]
That changes everything.
284
00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:16,446
Much can be done
about your height.
285
00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:21,485
Are you familiar with
the abominable sciences?
286
00:12:23,222 --> 00:12:26,189
There's bone splicing,
giraffe marrow transplant.
287
00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:29,359
I could boil your brain
in gorilla hormones.
288
00:12:29,361 --> 00:12:31,561
I also have unorthodox options.
289
00:12:31,597 --> 00:12:34,197
For instance,
I could have your soul
290
00:12:34,199 --> 00:12:36,900
put into the body
of something taller.
291
00:12:36,935 --> 00:12:40,971
How comfortable are you
with the serpent god Oxumar??
292
00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:42,572
Not super comfortable.
293
00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:45,125
We'll stick to surgery, then!
294
00:12:45,177 --> 00:12:47,294
I'd like to think on it.
295
00:12:47,346 --> 00:12:49,546
What's there to think about?
296
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:53,583
If B.B. King had come to me,
he would have never died...
297
00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:55,919
at the height he was.
298
00:12:55,954 --> 00:12:58,104
The Carconi brothers are
coming to tear you down.
299
00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,806
They're coming,
300
00:12:59,858 --> 00:13:02,359
and -- and I don't have any
ideas about how to stop them.
301
00:13:02,394 --> 00:13:05,278
[ Engines rumble ]
302
00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:09,282
Get out of the way,
you tree-hugging fruit.
303
00:13:09,318 --> 00:13:12,068
So, you think I'm a fruit, huh?
304
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,572
Well, then a fruit
I shall become.
305
00:13:15,624 --> 00:13:18,291
Oh, my God, Freddie,
we can't chop down a tree
306
00:13:18,327 --> 00:13:20,076
with a homosexual man in it.
307
00:13:20,128 --> 00:13:21,545
Ugh, no.
308
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:24,447
I made a gay slur,
then he threw it back in my face
309
00:13:24,483 --> 00:13:27,184
by acting like the kind of fruit
that grows on trees.
310
00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:29,986
Everybody thinks so fast.
311
00:13:30,557 --> 00:13:34,226
Stan Smith, remove yourself
from the tree immediately.
312
00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:36,529
Not until you promise
you won't cut it down.
313
00:13:36,564 --> 00:13:38,431
That's a great idea.
314
00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:41,333
I'll go and get on the roof
of my store right --
315
00:13:44,705 --> 00:13:46,539
I'm so sorry.
316
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:49,208
Can I offer you
a temporary tattoo?
317
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,709
I'll get him down, Freddie.
318
00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:52,678
I know just how
to play this guy.
319
00:13:52,713 --> 00:13:54,046
Please get down.
320
00:13:54,098 --> 00:13:56,432
Freddie says
the budget's so tight
321
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:58,551
that if you delay us
just seven days,
322
00:13:58,603 --> 00:14:01,687
the whole thing'll be canceled,
saving your stupid tree.
323
00:14:01,722 --> 00:14:03,439
Seven days?
324
00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:06,058
I can do that for my tree dad.
325
00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,726
[ Gasps ]
Dumb Frankie.
326
00:14:07,728 --> 00:14:09,278
Dumb. Dumb.
327
00:14:09,313 --> 00:14:10,613
W-what are you, uh --
328
00:14:10,648 --> 00:14:12,731
w-what do you get
out of this Frankie thing?
329
00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:15,451
Actually, I get some great intel
for Fikowski Asphalt.
330
00:14:15,486 --> 00:14:17,620
It's me, Dom Fikowski.
331
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:20,322
You'll never make it a week.
332
00:14:20,374 --> 00:14:23,075
333
00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:32,418
[ Wind whistles ]
334
00:14:43,231 --> 00:14:45,431
[ All shouting ]
335
00:15:13,461 --> 00:15:15,794
[ Wind whistles ]
336
00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:27,723
[ Wind whistles ]
337
00:15:27,775 --> 00:15:30,309
[ Thunder cracks ]
338
00:15:35,783 --> 00:15:39,318
[ Thunder cracks ]
339
00:15:42,156 --> 00:15:45,157
Dr. Kalgary, I've decided I --
Oh, you're with a patient.
340
00:15:45,209 --> 00:15:47,493
It's just Billy.
He's part of the program.
341
00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:49,461
One of my success stories.
342
00:15:49,497 --> 00:15:52,214
I used to be six inches tall.
343
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,567
Now I'm daddy's favorite.
344
00:15:54,602 --> 00:15:56,802
Look at me walk.
345
00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:59,338
Oh, my God.
346
00:15:59,373 --> 00:16:03,175
W-well, despite...this,
I still want the operation.
347
00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:04,560
I need to grow.
348
00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,228
Wonderful!
349
00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:08,847
You'll be able to look over
any stall in the men's room
350
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,733
and see what's happening.
351
00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:13,419
Hooray.
352
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,191
It's coming to the end of day 7 in --
353
00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:20,826
Oop, that weird Carconi brother
354
00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:23,362
who's always telling everyone
he's an honorary firefighter
355
00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:24,697
is approaching the tree now.
356
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:26,865
Well, Freddie says
once the sun sets,
357
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,701
we got to send the crew home.
358
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:30,452
That means the stadium's dead
359
00:16:30,504 --> 00:16:33,172
and he's not gonna take me
to Mountain Mike's Pizza.
360
00:16:33,207 --> 00:16:35,841
[ Voice breaking ]
And it's the sauciest pizza.
361
00:16:36,877 --> 00:16:38,877
Oh, my sweet flesh family.
362
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:41,547
Come, be with me
in my hour of triumph.
363
00:16:41,549 --> 00:16:43,299
Honey, you've blown me away
364
00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:45,684
with your commitment
to this hunger strike.
365
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,553
It wasn't supposed to be
a hunger strike.
366
00:16:47,605 --> 00:16:49,188
I kept asking you
to bring me food.
367
00:16:49,223 --> 00:16:50,806
But I stood strong.
368
00:16:50,858 --> 00:16:54,143
Hayley, who would have thought
that between the two of us,
369
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,228
I'd be the first one
to save a tree?
370
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,563
I've saved lots of trees.
371
00:16:57,615 --> 00:16:59,565
I'm sorry. You're right,
sweetie.
372
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:02,868
Not ever buying or reading books
is also a way of saving trees.
373
00:17:02,903 --> 00:17:04,370
Where's Steve?
374
00:17:04,405 --> 00:17:05,871
Yeah, where is Steve?
375
00:17:05,906 --> 00:17:07,406
Oh, you guys don't know?
376
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,792
Steve's with my associate,
Dr. Kalgary,
377
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,910
about to undergo
an irreversible,
378
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:14,747
fabulously risky,
height-boosting procedure.
379
00:17:14,749 --> 00:17:16,248
What?
What?
380
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,750
Steve will be sliced
into pieces,
381
00:17:17,752 --> 00:17:19,335
and when he's reassembled,
382
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:21,337
he'll be exactly like the boy
you remember,
383
00:17:21,389 --> 00:17:24,890
only taller
and with a lot more bones...
384
00:17:24,925 --> 00:17:26,308
if he lives.
385
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:27,593
Oh, God.
386
00:17:27,645 --> 00:17:29,845
Why would Steve do something
like this?
387
00:17:29,897 --> 00:17:32,231
Wait, does he think
he stopped growing?
388
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,566
Yeah, that's right.
I know what this is about.
389
00:17:34,602 --> 00:17:36,769
You do?
Yep.
390
00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:38,854
Well?
391
00:17:38,906 --> 00:17:42,191
It's sounds like he could
use some guidance, Stan.
392
00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:44,326
I agree.
But for whatever reason,
393
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:46,495
he never developed
a relationship with a tree.
394
00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:47,780
Poor kid.
395
00:17:47,782 --> 00:17:50,949
I think you can be his tree.
396
00:17:50,951 --> 00:17:53,619
A human tree father.
397
00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:55,337
It sounds so stupid.
398
00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:58,924
But to hell with how it sounds.
Steve needs me.
399
00:18:01,796 --> 00:18:05,297
But if I leave to save him,
they're gonna cut you down.
400
00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:07,299
[ Wind whistles ]
401
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:12,971
You're right.
Steve's my responsibility now.
402
00:18:12,973 --> 00:18:15,224
You're still teaching me.
403
00:18:15,276 --> 00:18:18,444
I guess...this is goodbye.
404
00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:22,031
I love you, tree daddy.
405
00:18:24,652 --> 00:18:25,984
He's gone!
406
00:18:25,986 --> 00:18:28,404
[ Singsong voice ]
Frankie gets the pizza.
407
00:18:28,456 --> 00:18:29,822
[ Sobs ]
408
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,325
The surgeon cuts at night
409
00:18:33,377 --> 00:18:35,878
the surgeon cuts at night
410
00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:37,913
I'm gonna cut you, Steve
411
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:40,916
I'm gonna cut you right
412
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:43,836
Actually, uh, you know,
I think I've changed my mi--
413
00:18:43,838 --> 00:18:45,587
Oh.
414
00:18:45,639 --> 00:18:48,307
They always get cold feet.
415
00:18:48,342 --> 00:18:51,677
And I'll always cut them off.
416
00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:56,415
Aah!
417
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:08,444
Steve: Oh, my God.
I'm so tall.
418
00:19:08,496 --> 00:19:10,279
It's gonna take
some getting used to.
419
00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:12,331
Aaaaah!
420
00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:14,533
Aaaaaah!
421
00:19:14,535 --> 00:19:17,002
Look out, Steve.
I made things worse for you.
422
00:19:17,037 --> 00:19:18,954
Hold on, son.
I can climb up.
423
00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:21,540
[ Voice breaking ]
Someone taught me how.
424
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:22,791
Dad, get it together!
425
00:19:22,843 --> 00:19:24,676
Coming.
426
00:19:26,847 --> 00:19:28,847
[ Saw whirring ]
427
00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:30,299
[ Metal creaking ]
428
00:19:30,351 --> 00:19:33,719
Aaaah!
429
00:19:35,022 --> 00:19:36,688
You're here.
430
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:38,056
Of course I am.
431
00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,942
It's what dads do.
432
00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:43,445
Even when their kid's
a stupid shorty?
433
00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:46,064
Steve, there's something
I have to show you.
434
00:19:46,066 --> 00:19:47,816
[ Siren wailing ]
435
00:19:47,868 --> 00:19:49,318
[ Gasps ] The fuzz!
436
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:52,738
Time to see if your wings work,
Billy!
437
00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:58,794
Run, Billy!
438
00:20:02,716 --> 00:20:04,082
When I was a boy,
439
00:20:04,118 --> 00:20:06,385
I used to carve my height
here on the bark.
440
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,620
This extra-deep one
is from a few years
441
00:20:08,656 --> 00:20:10,055
where I didn't grow at all.
442
00:20:10,090 --> 00:20:12,490
It's called the Smith Stall.
443
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,902
Eventually I shot up 6 inches.
444
00:20:15,022 --> 00:20:16,547
So I will get tall.
445
00:20:17,108 --> 00:20:18,223
And even if I didn't...
446
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,930
it doesn't matter, because...
447
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:22,092
I have a dad who loves me.
448
00:20:23,336 --> 00:20:24,764
You're gonna get tall.
449
00:20:24,884 --> 00:20:25,521
So,
450
00:20:25,744 --> 00:20:27,580
this tree, what was like a...
451
00:20:27,971 --> 00:20:30,392
dad to you?
452
00:20:30,512 --> 00:20:32,353
I know, we both miss him.
453
00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:35,026
But he goes on now to a greater purpose.
454
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:38,435
May his timber bring shelter
to a deserving soul.
455
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,529
Please, don't cut down this tree!
456
00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:50,058
It's like a father to me!
457
00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:51,122
The world...
458
00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:52,827
needs...
459
00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:55,098
axe-handles!
460
00:20:55,218 --> 00:21:00,017
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