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Don't turn channel!
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Please.
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Hello.
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This is "American Dad!"
you are watching.
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So, who am I?
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Fung Wah, Chinese billionaire.
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You don't believe me?
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That's mine.
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I am C.E.O.
of Fung Wah Enterprises --
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big conglomerate
with many assets.
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Sure, I make money.
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But what make me happy?
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American television -- so funny.
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And who is funniest?
I give you time to guess.
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Seth MacFarlane!
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He shine like a diamond.
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So we talk.
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He admits he's bored of only
being a cartoon emperor.
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So I give him
tennis-shoe business,
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and he give me "American Dad!"
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It's all mine!
But don't worry.
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It will be same show
you always love.
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Look at my money.
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Okay?
So, here is your "American Dad!"
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Please enjoy.
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day
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the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face
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and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race
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oh, boy, it's swell to say
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good --
good morning, U.S.A.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Keep it cool, Stan.
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No one can tell
you have an erection.
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'Sup, bud?
Super-soft over here.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Hello?
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Bullock:
Smith, happy anniversary.
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Huh? Sir?
It's not my anniversary.
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Well, that just proves
it is your anniversary,
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since you always forget
your anniversary
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precisely on the day
of your anniversary.
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Oh, my God!
It's my anniversary!
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Francine's gonna kill me.
I have nothing prepared.
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Well, perhaps you can use
the C.I.A. time machine
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to go back a few days
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and arrange
for the perfect anniversary.
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We have a time machine?
Sadly, no.
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Not after you used it for
your anniversary last year
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and altered the timeline.
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Now we have a margarita machine
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and something called Israel.
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Israel.
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Please, sir,
I'm in real big trouble here.
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If you have any suggestions
regarding my anniversary --
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well, years ago, when I thought
I was possessed by demons,
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they locked me up
in a mental hospital.
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Smith, those demons took
over my every thought.
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But luckily, the story
has a happy ending.
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The demon moved on into a baby.
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That is a happy ending.
Don't interrupt, Smith.
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Point is, it's a shame
your wife is of sound mind.
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Because if she were to be kept
in a mental institution
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it could buy you some
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much needed
anniversary-planning time.
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Wait a minute.
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We can just accuse Francine
of being crazy
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and get her locked up
on a 72-hour psych hold.
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Capital idea.
Thank you, sir.
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And, by the way,
I should mention,
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this is the longest I've ever
spoken on the phone before.
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Not me, and I don't intend
to break my record now.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Stan?
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W-w-what are you doing
over there?
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Is this part of some
weird surprise thing
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for our anniversary?
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[ Seat whirs ]
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[ Tires screech ]
That's her! Go, go, go!
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[ Groceries clank ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Beautiful.
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Got to find the perfect
anniversary gift for Francine.
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Oop, I'm at the top.
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Diamonds should do the trick.
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[ Airplane whirs ]
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Whoa!
I always wanted one of those.
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[ Airplane whirring ]
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Whoa!
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We're gonna give it
a jumpstart
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4, 3, 2, 1, go
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what's up?
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When we get it going,
no way we're gonna stop
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and all you need
is a spark, spark
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if it's all that you got,
got, got, got, got
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we're gonna gi--
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go, what's up?
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We're gonna dance until
our l-l-legs go into shock
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Like an adrenaline shot, shot
going straight to the heart
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heart, heart, heart,
heart, heart
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we're gonna give it a jump
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whoa, oh, eh, oh
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whoa, oh, eh, oh
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whoa, oh, eh, oh
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I wanna rock
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rock!
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I want to rock
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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[ Music stops ]
Yeah, Smith here.
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Woman:
Good afternoon, Mr. Smith.
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This is Fairfax County
Psychiatric Hospital
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calling with some good news
regarding your wife.
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The doctors have given her
a clean bill of health.
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She's ready to be picked up.
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Why are you telling me?
I'm not her dad.
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I'm her kids' dad,
because we're married.
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Yep.
For 19 years and 72 hours.
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Ooh! Our anniversary.
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[ Rumbling ]
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Oh, shi-i-i-i-i-i-t!
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Roger!
[ Grunts ]
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I knew this day would come.
I have too many clothes.
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I got some new pants
from Lululemon
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and tried to add them to the
closet, and it just burst.
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Like I did,
through my Lululemon pants.
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They make them too tight.
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Roger, your room's
getting dangerous.
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You clearly have to get rid
of some of your clothes.
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I'd love to get rid
of some stuff,
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but I-I wouldn't know
where to start.
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What about this huge pile
of no fear T-shirts?
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You could get rid of this one.
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No!
People need to know
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that "2nd place
is first loser."
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What about this one?
No.
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People need to know
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that "You miss 100% of the shots
you don't take."
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What about this one?
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Yeah, I guess
we could scrap that.
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Wait! No!
People need to remember
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that "Pain is just weakness
leaving the body."
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We got to find a way to help
you get rid of some stuff.
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She's right, Roger.
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Whoa, my God!
Listen to this.
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Says here
that billionaire Fung Wah
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has increased
his already vast fortune.
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[ Tires screech ]
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Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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[ Singsong voice ]
Happy anniversary!
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It was you.
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You put me in here!
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[ Normal voice ]
Okay, okay. You got me.
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But it's not a problem.
No.
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Because it was all
for a bigger cause --
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to plan the perfect anniversary.
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The perfect --
For love -- I did it for love.
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Why does any man go
to great lengths?
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For the love of his woman.
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Love?
Three days in a loony bin?
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And a bucket of chicken.
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I...hate you.
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Ah, that's nice --
the calm before the resolution.
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Hate you! I hate you!
I hate you!
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[ Yelling indistinctly ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute!
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She's been discharged.
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Hospital says she's free to go.
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I'm Dr. Miller.
I am this hospital,
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and this woman is staying here
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until I say
she is ready to leave.
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[ Screeching indistinctly ]
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Wait! Francine!
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Oh, my God.
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I totally ruined this...
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birthday?
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Uh, excuse me.
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I'm Stan Smith,
here to see my wife.
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Ah, we meet again.
Dr. Miller.
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Stan Smith.
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We meet again.
Okay.
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Your wife has been suffering
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from an increasingly
frequent number
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of semi-psychotic episodes.
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Mr. Smith,
in layman's terms,
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you seem to be
Francine's trigger.
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[ Chinese music plays ]
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Ahh.
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I'm not her trigger.
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Thoughts of you,
even mentions of your name
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send her into a literal state
of hysteria.
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It's in the best interest
of her recovery
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that we keep you separated
for a while.
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You have my wife, and I demand
that you release her now.
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Try to understand.
It could be months
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before she's well enough
to reengage with society.
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I refuse to accept that.
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The human mind heals itself
at its own pace.
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No!
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This is all my fault.
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I have to come up with some way
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to break you out
of the hospital.
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[ Thudding ]
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Uh, whoopsie-doodles!
I'm a nutso!
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Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!
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Yeah, yeah, we get it.
You're crazy.
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If you wanted to come in here,
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you could've just
admitted yourself.
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You didn't have
to dry-hump our mailbox.
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Yeah, you go out and get your
mail and tell me if it's dry.
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These are size 2s.
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You're not getting
into these again.
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[ Gasps ]
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Come on. Be real.
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[ Mouth full ]
I'm keeping them for motivation.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Look!
Now I cartoon character!
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Is that really you,
billionaire Fung Wah?
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Yes, it's really me!
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I stop by just to tell you
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that the TV program
"American Dad!"
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is now better than ever!
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Oh, yeah!
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Very, very cool.
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I love cartoons!
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I have lots of fun learning
entire system of animation.
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Then, some congratulations
are in order.
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That's absolutely fantastic.
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Thank you!
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So, you out there,
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always remember to watch
"American Dad!"
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and tell all your friends.
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Goodbye! So long!
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Goodbye!
Bye! Take care!
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Wow. Seriously?
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Great, great guy.
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Just one of the best.
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An important man.
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Francine Smith?
Where is she?
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Oh, Mrs. Smith is downstairs
at "Puddin' on the hits."
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It's a big talent show
for the patients.
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Everyone gets dressed up
and has a ball.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Boy, he sure smelled good.
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Probably wearing "Success
by Fung Wah" brand cologne.
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He seemed very determined.
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No surprise,
since "Success by Fung Wah"
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captures the spirit
of the driven man.
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The scent is an inspiring blend
of fresh lavender
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and red currant brushed
with hints of coriander.
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As it evolves, the mix of ginger
and fresh bamboo leaves emerges
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while a masculine combination
of rich vetiver, tonka bean,
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cedarwood, and musk create a
powerful presence day or night.
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Oh, well. Back to work.
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All right.
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Who's ready
for "Puddin' on the hits"?
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Remember,
if you eat your pudding,
258
00:11:01,707 --> 00:11:04,843
you don't have to take
your mood stabilizers later.
259
00:11:04,877 --> 00:11:07,646
'Cause they're in the pudding.
260
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,182
First off, miss Tina Turner!
261
00:11:12,785 --> 00:11:14,786
With six career top-10 hits
262
00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:17,823
and legs insured
by Lloyd's of London,
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00:11:17,857 --> 00:11:21,326
she's our very own
private dancer.
264
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:25,063
And look at her eating
her butterscotch pudding
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00:11:25,097 --> 00:11:26,631
like a good girl.
266
00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:29,267
And now, daddy-os
and daddy-ettes,
267
00:11:29,302 --> 00:11:32,170
"Puddin' on the hits" wants
to take you on a trip
268
00:11:32,205 --> 00:11:38,076
back to the 1950s
as we welcome Bowzer!
269
00:11:39,145 --> 00:11:40,946
Bow-ba-ba,
ba-bow-ba-bow-bow
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00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,348
ringy-dingydingy-
dingy-doo-doo
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Francine!
272
00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:54,359
There are orderlies everywhere
keeping things in orderly.
273
00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:57,062
Need to create
some kind of distraction
274
00:11:57,096 --> 00:11:59,130
so Francine can make her escape.
275
00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:02,167
Bingo.
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00:12:02,201 --> 00:12:05,070
Sorry, pal, but I need
that outfit more than you.
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[ Whack! ]
278
00:12:06,706 --> 00:12:08,373
Yeah, I don't think those
clothes are gonna fit me.
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00:12:08,407 --> 00:12:09,941
You look more my size.
280
00:12:09,976 --> 00:12:11,409
[ Whack! ]
281
00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:13,945
Man: Next up,
it's the Blues Brothers.
282
00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,947
Damn. No time to change.
283
00:12:15,982 --> 00:12:18,532
Come on.
It's showtime.
284
00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:23,688
Roger, what about
this pink skirt?
285
00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:25,056
It has sentimental value.
286
00:12:25,091 --> 00:12:27,325
I lost my virginity
in that pink skirt.
287
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,027
What about these jeans?
288
00:12:29,061 --> 00:12:30,962
I took pink skirt's virginity
in those jeans.
289
00:12:30,997 --> 00:12:33,164
And hello!
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00:12:33,199 --> 00:12:34,733
Together: Mr. Fung!
291
00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:36,001
You're back!
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00:12:36,035 --> 00:12:39,237
Gather 'round
for big, big announcement.
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00:12:39,272 --> 00:12:41,339
Everybody, I have decided
294
00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:44,809
to set out on a grand adventure
of my own.
295
00:12:44,844 --> 00:12:47,212
That's amazing.
Congratulations again.
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00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:49,347
Just...wow.
297
00:12:49,382 --> 00:12:50,415
Guess what!
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00:12:50,449 --> 00:12:52,217
You coming with me, too!
299
00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:53,451
Aw, we can't right now.
300
00:12:53,486 --> 00:12:55,220
We're clearing out
Roger's clothes
301
00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:56,955
'cause his closet's too small.
302
00:12:56,989 --> 00:12:59,791
Why don't you use this closet?
303
00:12:59,825 --> 00:13:02,427
Nothing in here but umbrella!
304
00:13:02,461 --> 00:13:03,995
Problem solved.
305
00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,997
Together: Yay!
306
00:13:06,032 --> 00:13:08,967
Can I just, uh,
stop everyone for a second
307
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:12,804
and point out the elegance
of Fung Wah's solution?
308
00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:18,043
So, we can go on your adventure.
309
00:13:18,077 --> 00:13:19,277
What did you have in mind?
310
00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:22,247
Who know what kind
of thrill and chill?
311
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:25,784
Stay tuned to find out.
312
00:13:28,254 --> 00:13:30,889
All right, Jake.
Let's do this.
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00:13:30,923 --> 00:13:33,358
[ Slurring ] You're here?
314
00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:34,859
[ Chuckles ]
315
00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:36,461
Sounds like Ringo
needs some pudding.
316
00:13:38,397 --> 00:13:40,732
I'd like to thank everyone
for coming out.
317
00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:42,834
Hope you're all ready
to boogie tonight.
318
00:13:42,868 --> 00:13:47,138
Hope one of you in particular
is ready to boogie, like, now.
319
00:13:50,176 --> 00:13:51,743
[ "Sweet Home Chicago" plays ]
320
00:13:51,777 --> 00:13:54,312
This is dedicated
to the late, great magic Sam.
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00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:59,851
Come on
322
00:13:59,885 --> 00:14:02,053
oh, baby,
don't you wanna go?
323
00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:03,521
Psst! Francine, while
I'm distracting them,
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00:14:03,556 --> 00:14:04,856
you head for the exit.
325
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,358
Hidehey
326
00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:07,859
Exit.
327
00:14:07,893 --> 00:14:09,928
Baby, don't you wanna go?
328
00:14:09,962 --> 00:14:11,129
What are you waiting for?
329
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:12,430
Make for the exit, Francine.
330
00:14:12,465 --> 00:14:14,966
Back to that same old place
331
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:16,534
Come on, Francine.
Let's go.
332
00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:18,236
Oh, sweet home Chicago
333
00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,904
Exit.
334
00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:22,974
Oh, my God.
What did they do to you?
335
00:14:23,009 --> 00:14:25,276
Sta-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n.
336
00:14:25,311 --> 00:14:26,811
This is Stan?
337
00:14:26,846 --> 00:14:28,079
You can't be here.
338
00:14:28,114 --> 00:14:30,281
[ Smack! Thud! ]
339
00:14:30,316 --> 00:14:32,017
Going to plan "B," honey.
340
00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:33,284
[ Crash! ]
341
00:14:33,319 --> 00:14:38,430
Man: Stop! Stop them!
[ Groaning ]
342
00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:44,402
[ Men screaming ]
343
00:14:44,437 --> 00:14:45,503
[ Crack! ]
344
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:54,479
[ Screams ]
345
00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:02,087
Wah!
346
00:15:02,121 --> 00:15:03,288
Here's the exit.
347
00:15:03,322 --> 00:15:04,823
If we can make it there,
we're home free.
348
00:15:04,857 --> 00:15:06,191
You're doing great, baby.
349
00:15:08,461 --> 00:15:10,328
Tranq guns! Look out!
350
00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:15,800
Good job, honey.
We are some kind of team.
351
00:15:16,902 --> 00:15:18,703
[ Wheels squeak ]
352
00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:22,807
[ Thud! ]
353
00:15:30,549 --> 00:15:32,117
Well, looks like
354
00:15:32,151 --> 00:15:34,352
they've decided to put us
in a private room.
355
00:15:34,386 --> 00:15:36,688
Let the anniversary begin.
356
00:15:36,722 --> 00:15:38,189
[ Smooching ]
357
00:15:38,224 --> 00:15:40,191
I'm not kissing you, you jerk.
358
00:15:40,226 --> 00:15:42,627
This was supposed to be
our anniversary,
359
00:15:42,661 --> 00:15:44,596
and we're spending it in a...
360
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,531
Is -- is this
an operating room?
361
00:15:46,565 --> 00:15:48,867
Yeah, and I am
trying to operate.
362
00:15:48,901 --> 00:15:50,502
[ Smooches ]
363
00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:54,706
Stan, I think they're gonna do
something to us.
364
00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:56,608
Oh, God! No!
365
00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:57,776
Wait.
What do you think?
366
00:15:59,311 --> 00:16:02,313
Doctor, we shouldn't even
be in here.
367
00:16:02,348 --> 00:16:03,715
Let us go!
368
00:16:03,749 --> 00:16:05,850
We're thirsty, too.
We want orange juice now.
369
00:16:05,885 --> 00:16:07,819
My apologies,
but a hospital can't allow
370
00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:09,888
their violent patients
to run about freely.
371
00:16:09,922 --> 00:16:12,457
And w-what does that mean?
372
00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:15,460
A better life
through lobotomies.
373
00:16:15,494 --> 00:16:17,595
Oh, God!
Was that the lobotomy?
374
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,364
Nope.
Just a little spot of ink
375
00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:21,332
to show me where
to stick this drill.
376
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:22,500
[ Drill whirs ]
377
00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:24,202
You can't really be doing this.
378
00:16:24,236 --> 00:16:26,404
Francine!
Francine, I'm so sorry!
379
00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:28,239
Don't bother apologizing.
380
00:16:28,274 --> 00:16:31,810
After this, neither of you will
remember what she was mad about.
381
00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:33,178
Stan!
382
00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:34,279
Come on, Stan.
383
00:16:34,313 --> 00:16:35,847
You always think of something.
384
00:16:35,881 --> 00:16:37,282
Get us out of this.
385
00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:40,819
Easy, bud.
Your troubles are over.
386
00:16:40,853 --> 00:16:42,353
Really?
387
00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:43,555
'Cause, to me,
they seem to be starting.
388
00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:44,722
Why don't you turn off
the drill,
389
00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:46,391
and we'll talk
about point of view.
390
00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:48,593
You see, every villain
is the hero of his own --
391
00:16:48,627 --> 00:16:50,528
apple, cinnamon,
monkey, toaster.
392
00:16:50,563 --> 00:16:51,830
Whoa! [ Chuckles ]
393
00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:53,798
[ Chuckling ] No hands.
394
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,501
[ Screams ]
395
00:17:01,911 --> 00:17:04,735
Time is ripe
for great adventure.
396
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:07,260
Wherever you lead, Mr. Fung,
we will follow.
397
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,462
[ Fung Wah's voice ]
Even if it takes us
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00:17:09,497 --> 00:17:11,364
to the very end of earth itself.
399
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,234
You know, I'm pretty good
at doing voices.
400
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:15,435
[ Fung Wah's voice ]
Check it out.
401
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,003
I'm the girl.
402
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,372
[ Fung Wah's voice ] Listen.
Now I a dog, I think.
403
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,940
[ Intercom beeps ]
404
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:22,509
Woman: Mr. Fung,
you have Mr. Lee on line two.
405
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:26,079
No! I am very busy now!
You say I call him other time!
406
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,515
[ Sniffs ]
Quick! Down there!
407
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:32,318
[ Sniffs ]
408
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,394
Millions of dollars in jewels!
409
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,729
I told you!
410
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:46,032
Fung Wah always make
big, beaucoup bucks.
411
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,501
You! Take to my vault.
412
00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:50,970
Anyhow, that's our show!
413
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,540
"American Dad!" --
Famous cartoon.
414
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:56,442
Keep watching
and tell your friends.
415
00:17:56,477 --> 00:18:00,079
I love all my viewers.
Bye!
416
00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:04,684
Oh, I forgot to mention what
happened to Stan and Francine.
417
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,754
So, then,
everything just work out.
418
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:11,291
Stan and Francine
leave insane asylum
419
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:16,062
and fix all their problems
at Fung Wah resort in Bali!
420
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,697
What a paradise!
421
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,567
850-acre luxury hotel.
422
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:23,770
Damaged brains
make a full recovery
423
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,539
in the 1.6-kilometer lazy river.
424
00:18:26,574 --> 00:18:30,343
Marriage got stronger, too --
best it ever been.
425
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,479
Could be because Francine
and Stan hit the links
426
00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:38,418
at one of five incredible golf
courses, including professional,
427
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:41,454
world-famous naga pantai
18 hole!
428
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:44,657
Uh-oh!
Then vacation ends.
429
00:18:44,692 --> 00:18:49,062
But, no, because I also
own clothing line.
430
00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:50,797
Stan looks so dapper
431
00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:54,534
in Fung Wah signature collection
Navy pinstripe vested suit!
432
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:58,438
Also, buy my premium
Swiss-style Fung Wah chocolate,
433
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:03,176
made with real fresh butter
and the finest roasted almonds.
434
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,512
You not want
to miss crystal stemware!
435
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:09,682
Superior craftsmanship
bring out stunning brilliance
436
00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:12,252
and the clarity of crystal.
437
00:19:12,286 --> 00:19:15,488
So, did you like episode?
438
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:19,692
If you do or not do, I not
really care anymore, okay?
439
00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,161
So why?
Because I sell show.
440
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,831
I flip "American Dad!"
for a profit.
441
00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:27,634
Another billionaire buy it.
He is here.
442
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,068
Li Quan, come out.
443
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:31,537
He is shy,
but love good fart joke.
444
00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:34,407
Li Quan take "American Dad!"
show from U.S.
445
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,175
And move it here to China.
446
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,810
Now, you talk.
447
00:19:40,481 --> 00:19:42,382
You must say something.
448
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,317
Okay.
449
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,788
Uh, TV show now called
"American Chinese Dad!"
450
00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:52,425
Uh, program is 1,000% better.
451
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,727
He go and improve it.
452
00:19:54,762 --> 00:19:58,364
Okay, then, watch now.
453
00:19:58,399 --> 00:20:01,434
You watch now.
454
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:06,105
[ Water buffalo grunts ]
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[ Techno music playing ]
469
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[ Woman singing in Chinese ]
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[ Gong chimes ]
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