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All right, quickly finish
shutting up, everybody.
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I have an awesome new Miles mission.
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We're gonna make him a deadbeat dad.
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Hold up, wouldn't he
have to be a dad first?
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[CHUCKLES] Dan, you're great at this class.
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I am?
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So I was looking for dirt on Miles,
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and I found an old
photograph of us together
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with this girl, Theresa,
that he had a fling with.
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Now, if he had gotten her
pregnant without realizing it,
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then their child would now be,
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oh, about your age.
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What're you do... Anthony?
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Pass the photo around.
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Well, look at it first.
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Never mind... Anyway...
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One of you is gonna
bring this photo to Miles
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and say that that's your mom,
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and that you're his kid that he abandoned.
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Voila. Deadbeat dad.
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And the best part is,
you're gonna tell him this
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right before he walks on stage
in Detroit for a TED Talk.
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It's gonna totally mess with his head.
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It's gonna ruin his presentation.
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The only question that remains is,
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Which one of you can most convincingly
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play the role of Miles' kid?
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Let me see what you guys got.
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I've missed you ever since I was a...
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Too slow. Too slow.
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Okay, Heather. You're
face to face with Miles.
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What're you gonna do?
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Well, hey there, big daddy.
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Nope. Mm-mm, wrong tone.
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Am I the only one who feels
like making Miles think
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he has a kid might be
going a little too far?
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Miles is lame.
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He deserves everything
that's coming to him.
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He's peddling these fake philosophies
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to the ignorant masses and he knows better.
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Yes. Devin gets it.
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This is exactly what
I've been talking about.
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Okay, Devin. So...
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Tell me how you break the news to him.
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Miles, you're my dad, and you suck.
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There's our guy, right there.
The Prince of Darkness is back.
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I love it. I'm gonna need to confiscate
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that knife from you, though, bud.
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Uh, I think I've let
things get a little bit
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too loose around here.
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Go ahead and finish crossing the A
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on your anarchy thing, though.
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[RAMONES' "LISTEN TO MY HEART"]
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One, two, three, four!
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? Next time I'll
listen to my heart ?
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? Next time well,
I'll be smart ?
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?
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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Hey, Ralphie.
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Hello, ladies.
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We need you to sign off on
the Sadie Hawkins Dance theme.
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We're doing '80s again, okay?
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Leg-warmers and side ponies, y'all.
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Well, I don't know if
you guys have noticed,
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but since Brenda and I separated,
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I have been doing my own thang.
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- [EXCITED CHATTER]
- Oh!
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That's why we came to you, Durb Daddy.
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Thank you, but... but I was
thinking that a good theme
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for the dance would be...
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The movie "Congo."
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Based on the Michael Crichton novel.
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It's got everything teens love.
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It's got gorillas, it's got lasers,
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it's got a character
named Herkermer Homolka.
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Oh. I've seen that look.
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Got that look from Brenda for ten years.
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She...
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She hated all my ideas too.
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I'm, it's just...
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Mary?
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Um, it's just, uh,
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obscure movies that no one's seen
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- don't make great dance themes.
- Mm-mm.
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I'm sorry... You guys have never seen this?
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Okay, guys, you gotta
watch this, all right?
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And... and if you still
don't think it's a good idea
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for a dance, then we won't do it.
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- Okay, that's... that's fair.
- Okay.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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- [CHATTER]
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
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?
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Okay, all right, all right, listen.
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Get in there and rattle him.
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Rattle him good.
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?
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Mr. Leonard?
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Uh, if you want a selfie,
we're gonna have to be quick,
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'cause I've got an awful lot
of people out there who...
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17 years ago you had sex with
my mom, which makes you my dad.
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Huh? Her? Oh.
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Theresa Cantrell is your mum?
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Theresa the teaser, we used to...
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I have a lot of complicated feelings,
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and I'm sure you do as well.
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I gotta say, I feel, uh, pretty neglected.
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A little angry.
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Sorry about the timing.
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I hope it doesn't mess up your speech.
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A son.
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[LAUGHS] Oh, my goodness.
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My life just keeps
getting better and better.
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All right, let's have a look at you then.
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Oh, you're a big lad. [GASPS]
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Look at those eyes. [LAUGHS]
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Beautiful... They're mine. [GASPS]
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And you've got the forehead.
You've... we've... got...
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You've got the same
highly expressive forehead.
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- Oh, my goodness me.
- You're on.
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Yeah, got it, right. I've
gotta go and do the...
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And you wait here, and I'll be back.
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- [CROWD CHANTING]
- Uh...
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[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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Hello, Detroit! I have a son!
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- Yeah!
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[SIGHS] Well,
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Miles was unfazed.
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It's like the meaner you
are to him, the nicer he is.
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What kind of a dork is thrilled to find out
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that he's been saddled
with an unwanted child?
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[PHONE CHIMING]
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Ah, and that's him calling me right now.
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- Yeah?
- Jack.
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Hello, old mate.
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Do you remember Theresa the teaser?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, long story short,
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she had a baby, and
now I have a son.
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And you'll never guess,
he lives in Toledo,
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your hometown,
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which is where I am right this minute.
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Wait, you're in Toledo? Right now?
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So we watched the movie "Congo."
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And it was good.
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- It was very good.
- Very good.
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What was your favorite part?
Don't think, just answer.
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Easy, when the gorilla
drinks a martini and burps.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Me too!
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And while that is all very... funny?
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Um, I'm actually starting
to think, just a little bit,
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how would you turn that into a dance theme?
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As much as I would love to.
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Yeah, Durbin, it's like,
What were you even picturing?
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How were you even gonna decorate, Ralph?
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Take the jungle foliage sets
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from last year's production
of "South Pacific"?
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Oh, my... Guys, I'm... I'm seeing this.
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- This could work.
- Me too.
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I can't believe it.
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I think we're all actually
coming around to "Congo."
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- [LAUGHS]
- BOTH: No!
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Uh, stop it, Michelle.
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Sorry to hurt your feelings, Durbin,
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but "Congo" as the dance theme
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is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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It's worse than Fish Week.
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Brenda hated Fish Week.
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She said it was "unsanitary nonsense."
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But, I guess, all my ideas are bad,
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aren't they?
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You know, you guys, just
do the '80s dance and...
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Just do whatever you want.
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[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
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[TAPS KEYS FORCEFULLY,
VOCALIZES DOWNTRODDEN TUNE]
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Guys, this is bad. He
can't know that I live here.
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And he can't know that I teach high school.
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You can always point out the fact
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that you don't teach anything.
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What kind of a twisted sicko just shows up
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to see his abandoned son?
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So pathetic.
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Drives all the way here uninvited.
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It's like he's so desperate for love.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're right.
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He's desperate. We can use that.
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Okay, so, you need to embrace
your relationship to Miles.
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Make him really love you, and then...
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[CLICKS TONGUE] Reject him. Hard.
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And then we can see if old Miles can float.
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Uh, too far, Prince of D.
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Why don't we just stick
to the emotional crushing?
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I don't know, I feel like the moral compass
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is thumbs down on this one.
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Yeah, and I feel like I'm pretty
thumbs down on you, Marcus.
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Great.
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Okay, guys, I need some
ideas for Miles bonding time.
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What do you guys like to do
with your parents around here?
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You know, the Toledo
Walleye hockey games are fun.
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My family has season tickets.
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And I'm taking my little brother, Jeffy,
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tomorrow night.
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My man. Dan, that's perfect.
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Okay, so, Devin.
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Tomorrow you'll go sightseeing
with Miles after school.
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And then, end the evening
at a Walleye hockey game.
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Ah, you know how to really
set him up for rejection?
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Call him "Dad."
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Then it's time for the
pièce de r�sistance.
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Tell him you want nothing to do with him.
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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?
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Here's to our first Toledo hotdog.
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Cheers!
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?
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I'm gonna need more of these.
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The archduke of Slovenia said,
"Miles, if you'll not take
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my daughter, please have
these antique dueling pistols."
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- [BOTH SCREAMING]
- [LAUGHS]
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?
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Those poachers weren't coming back...
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Ow.
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[LAUGHING]
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? Me and my man ?
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? Me and my main man ?
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? Me and my man ?
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Oh, thank you.
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[LAUGHTER] Look at us!
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[LAUGHS] Wow.
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- That was so good, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
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Right, next, onto the game.
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?
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Come on.
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CROWD: Let's go, Walleyes.
Let's go, Walleyes.
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[CHEERING]
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This is perfect.
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Matching father-son hats.
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Did you know Miles has a set
of antique dueling pistols?
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Don't get sucked into Miles' world, okay?
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Stay focused.
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Go give him the hats, play the dad card,
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break his heart. Go.
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- [LOUD THUD]
- Ooh.
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[BUZZER BLARES]
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Oh, mate, amazing.
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A couple of matching fish bubble hats.
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Thank you.
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Yep. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, one question.
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What do I do with these bad boys?
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Hey. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, what a couple of willies
in a biscuit, then, eh?
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[LAUGHS]
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Look, Danny, it's me!
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[LAUGHS] Look at that kid, he's amazing.
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Dan, tell Jeffy to stop dancing.
257
00:10:18,645 --> 00:10:20,111
Hey, you tell Jeffy to stop dancing.
258
00:10:20,113 --> 00:10:21,746
Because half these people come to the games
259
00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,381
just to see Jeffy dance.
260
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[CHEERING]
261
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CROWD: Let's go, Walleyes!
262
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[CHEERING]
263
00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:34,592
CROWD: Let's go, Walleyes!
264
00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,394
It was truly breathtaking,
265
00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:38,062
but I had no one to share it with.
266
00:10:38,064 --> 00:10:39,505
You climbed Everest?
267
00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:41,564
I've always wanted to do that.
268
00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:43,868
I heard it's covered in frozen corpses.
269
00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:45,125
Well, you can.
270
00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:46,871
Devin, you're... You're a great lad,
271
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and you deserve to see
all the beautiful views
272
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and corpses your... Your
little heart desires.
273
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[TEXT MESSAGE CHIMES]
274
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- Oh, nearly. Nearly.
- _
275
00:11:02,755 --> 00:11:04,355
It kills me to have to do this,
276
00:11:04,357 --> 00:11:06,257
but I've got an early flight
to catch back to Stanford.
277
00:11:06,259 --> 00:11:08,039
Thank you for today. I've had...
278
00:11:08,895 --> 00:11:10,622
an amazing time, and...
279
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,240
I'm never gonna forget today.
280
00:11:14,998 --> 00:11:17,935
Thanks... Dad.
281
00:11:17,937 --> 00:11:20,538
[TENDER MUSIC]
282
00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:21,586
Huh.
283
00:11:23,831 --> 00:11:25,551
[STAMMERS] Come here, son.
284
00:11:26,245 --> 00:11:30,245
?
285
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,366
Cheers.
286
00:11:32,544 --> 00:11:35,646
Uh, sorry, guys, can I get
out? Thank you, thank you.
287
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,417
Buh-bye. Cheerio.
288
00:11:38,024 --> 00:11:41,018
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
289
00:11:42,228 --> 00:11:43,412
Hey, hey!
290
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:45,597
Why didn't you tell him you hate him?
291
00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:46,731
I'm sorry, Mr. Griffin.
292
00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,166
I hesitated and ran out of time.
293
00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:49,601
Can we just get Miles some other way?
294
00:11:49,603 --> 00:11:51,902
No, there is no other way. This is the way.
295
00:11:53,603 --> 00:11:54,672
All right, come on, let's go.
296
00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:56,975
Not yet. I don't wanna wake Jeffy.
297
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,676
I literally have to do everything.
298
00:11:58,678 --> 00:11:59,911
All right, fine, give me Jeffy.
299
00:11:59,913 --> 00:12:01,446
Come on. All right, Jeffy, let's go.
300
00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,014
- Come on, Jeffy.
- [GROANS]
301
00:12:03,016 --> 00:12:03,982
Okay.
302
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,326
[WHISPERING] All right.
303
00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:07,752
I'll figure out how to keep
Miles in Toledo another day.
304
00:12:07,754 --> 00:12:09,354
You figure out how to
grow some balls, all right?
305
00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:10,443
Finish him!
306
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,257
- [JEFFY GROANING]
- Ah, okay, shh.
307
00:12:12,259 --> 00:12:13,781
It's all right. Come here, Jeffy.
308
00:12:13,782 --> 00:12:15,048
[CHEERING]
309
00:12:18,395 --> 00:12:20,696
[CLASSICAL MUSIC RINGTONE]
310
00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:23,432
- Hello, Jack-o!
- Miles-o.
311
00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:25,306
Uh, how'd it go with your son?
312
00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:27,441
It must've felt nice to
say sorry for having missed
313
00:12:27,443 --> 00:12:30,110
every significant event in his entire life,
314
00:12:30,112 --> 00:12:33,080
you know, baseball
games, recitals...
315
00:12:33,082 --> 00:12:34,961
Aw, his wobbly first step.
316
00:12:36,185 --> 00:12:38,702
Well, I... I didn't exactly get a chance to
317
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,854
tell him all those things.
318
00:12:40,856 --> 00:12:42,423
Ah, that's a shame.
319
00:12:42,425 --> 00:12:44,592
I would've killed to
hear my absentee father
320
00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:46,393
say sorry to me for
missing all that stuff
321
00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:48,128
in my life, you know, in person.
322
00:12:48,128 --> 00:12:49,380
My two cents?
323
00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:52,003
I think it's worth, uh,
sticking around one more day
324
00:12:52,028 --> 00:12:53,076
to tell him all that.
325
00:12:53,101 --> 00:12:56,736
You know Jack, that is
smarter than a seaman's cleats.
326
00:12:56,738 --> 00:12:58,471
That can't be an actual British expression.
327
00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:00,744
All right, cheerio, me old China.
328
00:13:01,376 --> 00:13:04,544
- Uh-oh.
- D-D-Durbie Fully Loaded.
329
00:13:04,944 --> 00:13:07,111
Let me guess, you guys are here to tell me
330
00:13:07,113 --> 00:13:08,912
that eating salty soup out of a cup
331
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,948
is another one of my bad ideas?
332
00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,616
No, Durbs, we're actually here to tell you
333
00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:14,513
that we are totally on board for "Congo."
334
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:17,801
Like you said before, it's a bad idea.
335
00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:20,126
We were talking about it and
realized we're the only ones
336
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,626
who care about the dance theme.
337
00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:22,627
Yeah.
338
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,260
The kids don't pay
attention to the decorations.
339
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,753
They just see them as
something to hide behind
340
00:13:25,778 --> 00:13:27,110
so they can grab up on a butt.
341
00:13:27,135 --> 00:13:28,935
Mm-hmm, yeah, it makes no difference
342
00:13:28,937 --> 00:13:30,904
whether they're honking on
each other's little [BLEEP]
343
00:13:30,906 --> 00:13:34,474
behind a jungle in the Congo,
or a big '80s Rubik's Cube.
344
00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:35,876
I mean, it's true.
345
00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:38,018
The... these dances
are a full-on dog park.
346
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,184
In every way.
347
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,930
I found two poops last year.
348
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,363
[WHISPERS] Human.
349
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,685
Ralph, we just wanna support you.
350
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,635
I mean, that means so much
more to us than some theme.
351
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:50,157
You guys are the best.
352
00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:52,015
Listen.
353
00:13:52,645 --> 00:13:55,179
Keep this under your hats, okay?
354
00:13:55,181 --> 00:13:57,481
We don't want some other
school stealing our theme.
355
00:13:57,483 --> 00:13:59,685
We are literally, um, never
356
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,835
telling anyone about this.
357
00:14:02,262 --> 00:14:04,082
Ever. Okay?
358
00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:06,007
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
359
00:14:07,566 --> 00:14:10,834
[CLOCK TICKING]
360
00:14:17,694 --> 00:14:19,467
Uh, sorry to interrupt.
361
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,844
Is this... is this Biology class?
362
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:27,832
Ah, hah, there he is.
363
00:14:28,142 --> 00:14:29,642
Miles, what're you doing here?
364
00:14:29,644 --> 00:14:33,279
Well, I... I realized that
I never apologized to you,
365
00:14:33,281 --> 00:14:35,294
for missing out on... Well, I've missed...
366
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:36,782
Missing out on everything
367
00:14:36,784 --> 00:14:38,017
until yesterday.
368
00:14:38,029 --> 00:14:40,353
And I wanted to swear to you
that I'm gonna make that right.
369
00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:42,407
Money's no object. You
know, whatever it costs.
370
00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:43,799
I'll fly backwards and forwards.
371
00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:47,277
Whatever it takes to... To be your dad.
372
00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:48,782
I can't do this.
373
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,242
- You're not my dad.
- No, I...
374
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:52,808
Completely understand that.
375
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,442
And I will work to earn that title.
376
00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:56,121
No, I mean it, I'm not your son.
377
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,690
But we... we've got the same...
378
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:04,686
Expressive forehead.
379
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,288
Well, actually, the forehead's not really
380
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,522
an identifying characteristic.
381
00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:09,054
Okay, shh, bud. Who are you?
382
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,126
I didn't mean any of it.
383
00:15:15,645 --> 00:15:17,165
- I'm sorry.
- Why?
384
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,318
Wha... I don't...
385
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,053
Oh, I was excited about us. I... I felt...
386
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,747
I was gonna have a
fuller life 'cause of you.
387
00:15:24,185 --> 00:15:25,227
And then...
388
00:15:33,785 --> 00:15:35,065
[RETCHES]
389
00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:46,833
You're a monster.
390
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:53,024
[WHEEZING LAUGH]
391
00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:56,269
Whoa!
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
392
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:59,060
Whoo! Holy crap, uh!
393
00:15:59,735 --> 00:16:01,568
Now, if I'm not mistaken,
394
00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:03,470
that is a garbage can
filled with Miles' puke.
395
00:16:03,783 --> 00:16:04,864
Yeah?
396
00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:06,879
And from what I was seeing,
it's 'cause he's a broken man.
397
00:16:06,904 --> 00:16:08,370
Am I right? Okay.
398
00:16:08,558 --> 00:16:11,004
Well, then this calls for a celebration.
399
00:16:11,202 --> 00:16:13,035
Uh-uh! Whoo!
400
00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:16,873
We did it, baby. Oh, it was glorious, mmm.
401
00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:18,483
[LAUGHS]
402
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:21,142
What's... what is this?
403
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,641
What?
404
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:34,578
I'm sorry, what is going on here?
405
00:16:34,646 --> 00:16:36,281
What... What's the deal?
406
00:16:36,306 --> 00:16:39,140
Guys, we... we succeeded. Let's celebrate!
407
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:40,842
He's a good guy and we broke him.
408
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:41,937
For what?
409
00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:47,324
For America! [LAUGHS]
410
00:16:47,324 --> 00:16:48,533
I don't know.
411
00:16:49,128 --> 00:16:50,887
What, are you trying to
guilt me with your silence?
412
00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:52,130
That's not gonna work.
413
00:16:52,155 --> 00:16:53,487
Look, it's not like I don't know
414
00:16:53,556 --> 00:16:54,956
what you guys are
thinking anyway, you know.
415
00:16:55,024 --> 00:16:56,257
Anthony's over there like,
416
00:16:56,326 --> 00:16:57,878
[MOCKING VOICE] I'm judgy Anthony.
417
00:16:57,974 --> 00:16:59,607
You know? Victor's sitting there like,
418
00:16:59,676 --> 00:17:00,909
[MOCKING VOICE] I think this may have
419
00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:02,343
gotten out of hand, Mr. Griffin.
420
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,734
I think it has.
421
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:04,972
And Marcus is like,
422
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,723
[MOCKING VOICE] At the risk of being
423
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,391
a permanent virgin,
don't you think you should
424
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,666
come clean and tell Miles
it wasn't Devin's fault?
425
00:17:11,646 --> 00:17:12,662
And Sarika's like,
426
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:13,997
[MOCKING VOICE] I think I speak on behalf
427
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,666
of all the nerds in the whole wide world
428
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,495
when I say you're a bad guy, Mr. Griffin.
429
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,994
Sarika's right, as usual.
430
00:17:19,063 --> 00:17:21,597
Come on, you guys. All
of you are gonna be fine.
431
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,199
Okay? Look at me, I'm fine. You know?
432
00:17:24,268 --> 00:17:25,934
I feel f... I feel great, actually.
433
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,071
I... I think, um...
434
00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:28,835
I think we did a...
435
00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:31,455
I think we did the world
a... A service today.
436
00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:33,606
Hmm?
437
00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:36,224
So you guys can sit there
and stare at me all you want.
438
00:17:36,249 --> 00:17:38,350
That's not gonna... Not
gonna make me feel guilty,
439
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,827
if that's what you're going
for, that's what I'm saying.
440
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:40,912
I... I feel good.
441
00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:46,066
[CLOCK TICKING]
442
00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:47,167
I'm gonna go piss.
443
00:17:47,236 --> 00:17:50,103
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
444
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:54,172
?
445
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:57,544
[SIGHS] Hey, Miles, hey.
446
00:17:57,613 --> 00:17:59,909
Whoa-ho, hey. Uh, Jack.
447
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:02,115
Is that you?
448
00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:04,351
Yes, it's me. Here in Toledo.
449
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,687
I don't understand.
What are you doing here?
450
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,255
'Cause I, I was here with
my son... he's not my...
451
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,821
- He's just some...
- I know.
452
00:18:10,846 --> 00:18:12,670
- Guy that pretended...
- I'm gonna explain all that. Look, um...
453
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:15,524
I never got picked up by another university
454
00:18:15,592 --> 00:18:17,526
after the whole Harvard thing, okay?
455
00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:20,062
I've been living here,
in my dead mom's apartment
456
00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:22,197
and I've been teaching
at this high school, okay?
457
00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:25,663
- I didn't tell you...
- Because... oh,
458
00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:27,125
because you're ashamed.
459
00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:30,941
Yeah, something like that.
460
00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:35,457
Um, look, Devin is one of my students,
461
00:18:35,526 --> 00:18:37,385
and he's a good kid, okay? He didn't...
462
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,239
He didn't set out to hurt you.
463
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,384
I mentioned you a few
times in my class, and I...
464
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,253
[GASPS] Oh, oh, I get it.
465
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,455
You talked about my cushy job at Stanford,
466
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,458
my many awards, my
numerous celebrity lovers,
467
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,926
and Devin became obsessed with me.
468
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,194
Yeah, well, he's not really obsessed...
469
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,430
Devin wanted me to be his dad.
470
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:54,698
Kind of sweet when you think about it.
471
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,326
Yeah, I wouldn't say he's obsessed...
472
00:18:56,368 --> 00:19:00,239
Jack, you, you, Jack. You have nothing.
473
00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:04,090
But you live here, in the real world,
474
00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:05,525
with all... with real people.
475
00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:07,894
And maybe I need a bit
more of that in my life.
476
00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:10,497
Maybe that's why I believe
his cock-and-balls story
477
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,535
too quickly. Oh, God.
478
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,434
The trials and tribulations
479
00:19:14,503 --> 00:19:17,504
- of fame and fortune, eh?
- Oh, you...
480
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,040
Hey, uh, hello... I've gotta go, mate.
481
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,541
My ride's here. I can't...
482
00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:24,010
I can't leave Oprah's private jet waiting.
483
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,079
Again. [CHUCKLES]
484
00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:26,880
She was bloody livid last...
485
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:28,212
Come on, come here.
486
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,184
Beautiful sod.
487
00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:33,087
Jack, you know,
488
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:36,518
maybe the question
489
00:19:37,422 --> 00:19:39,126
really is the answer.
490
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:43,214
- I'm sorry, how so?
- Cheerio.
491
00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:46,279
[GROANS] Hello, mate.
492
00:19:47,532 --> 00:19:48,838
Airport, please.
493
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,969
?
494
00:19:53,038 --> 00:19:54,572
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
495
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:59,240
?
496
00:20:04,249 --> 00:20:05,715
So you're, uh,
497
00:20:05,784 --> 00:20:08,209
back in the good graces
of that phony loser.
498
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,069
Happy now?
499
00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:11,467
Don't care.
500
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:13,270
Me neither.
501
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:15,938
Peace.
502
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:19,575
?
503
00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:22,196
[PHONE CHIMING AND BUZZING]
504
00:20:27,171 --> 00:20:29,886
- Miles.
- Jacky boy, it's me.
505
00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:31,087
Fancy this.
506
00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:33,723
You have inspired me yet again.
507
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:36,392
That's great, Miles. Have fun now.
508
00:20:36,461 --> 00:20:38,060
W-well, hang on, hang on. Hang on.
509
00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:39,332
I'm leaving Stanford.
510
00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:42,815
And I'd like you to take over for me.
511
00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:46,636
I mean, with my recommendation
you would be a shoo-in.
512
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,919
So, what do you reckon, mate?
513
00:20:49,507 --> 00:20:51,974
Fancy being the head of
Philosophy at Stanford?
514
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