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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:09,300 (MELODIC POP MUSIC) 2 00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:31,060 SONG: War over water 3 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:36,540 I ought to show you the way to the well 4 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:42,300 From chaos to disorder 5 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,740 In a town full of lumber 6 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:51,810 Awaken from slumber to an ancient number 7 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:53,940 That might still work 8 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:57,660 That might still work 9 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:04,860 But we're not running out of time... 10 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,580 Come on. 11 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:14,240 Hey, Shay... 12 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:16,610 We're on your side, yeah? 13 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,770 He's on your side. 14 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:20,730 Let us help. 15 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,850 I don't need anyone's help. 16 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:25,250 I just want it all to go away, OK? 17 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:27,780 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 18 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:50,620 (CROWD SHOUTS ANGRILY) 19 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,090 Please, please, please! Please keep it down! 20 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:58,410 Back to your home rooms, now! 21 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,050 - Just leave her alone. - Sorry? 22 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,330 You heard me. 23 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:05,420 (WHISTLES SHARPLY) Oi! You lot, get inside! 24 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:10,720 BEVAN: In you go. 25 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:14,840 Thanks for this, Fiona. 26 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:16,330 Yep, not a worry, Tom. 27 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:18,090 Normally I'd do this at the station, 28 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,720 but with this number of people... 29 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:21,210 Yep, you've said. 30 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:22,690 Everyone in my little office -- 31 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,330 wouldn't help, you know, tension-wise. 32 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:26,410 I'm just gonna make some tea and coffee, eh? 33 00:02:26,460 --> 00:02:28,330 Beaut. Easy on the caffeine, though, eh? 34 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:29,720 Righto. 35 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:32,170 Good of you to come. 36 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,930 Didn't realise we had a choice. 37 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:36,770 You did, but it wouldn't look good in the long run, eh? 38 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,690 If you say so, Tom. 39 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,570 Victim, reporting for duty. 40 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,690 Thanks for coming, Bill. 41 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,410 Hey. Why are you here? 42 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,690 - As a witness. - It's not a trial. Go away. 43 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:51,290 Reporter, then, for the paper. Got a pen? 44 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:54,010 No reporters. No-one who isn't directly involved. 45 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:55,850 Well, she's not directly involved. 46 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,650 It's her place and she's making the tea. 47 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,450 Don't worry about it. Deal with those posters. 48 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,530 - I'll be outside if you need me. - No! 49 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,170 BIG MAC: What's the form? 50 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,290 We sit around, hold hands, then the hugging begins? 51 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:07,210 No, no, not like that at all. 52 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,810 Have you seen this? 53 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:10,090 They're all over the place. 54 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:12,340 Yes, yes, I have seen them. 55 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:15,290 BIG MAC: Is this your doing? 56 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,130 Nah, not me. 57 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:19,050 But respect to them. 58 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:23,050 - What are you doing about it? - First this, then that. 59 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,930 These are photographs of my property, illegally taken. 60 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:28,250 Surely that's breaking some law -- copyright or something. 61 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,930 All in good time, Bill. 62 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:32,210 Now, sit, please. 63 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,940 (SCOFFS) 64 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,050 Ah, good. 65 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:39,660 Welcome. Have a seat. 66 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:47,810 Let the wheels of restorative justice roll. 67 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,540 Choo-choo! 68 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,570 TOM: Thanks, Fiona. 69 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:54,570 I don't understand what you want me to do. 70 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:56,690 Well, these things normally kick off 71 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:58,610 with the victim -- that's you -- 72 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,170 telling the offenders -- them -- 73 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:05,330 in your own words, how the crime has impacted upon your life. 74 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:08,210 It bloody pissed me off, is how it's impacted me. 75 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:11,170 I was hoping for something a bit more constructive than that. 76 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:12,810 They broke into my home! 77 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:14,450 They have to be punished. 78 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,170 Is that constructive enough for you? 79 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:18,810 Come on, Bill. They didn't even touch your stupid train set. 80 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,570 It's a model railway. 81 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:22,210 - That's not important. - It is to me! 82 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,690 I mean in the bigger picture. 83 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,970 The bigger picture is there's now pictures of my model railway 84 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,600 all over, invading my privacy. 85 00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:29,090 How's that for 'impact'? 86 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:30,730 - Showing what you're up to. - Shay! 87 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:33,130 They're little models on a bigger model, that's all. 88 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:34,800 Until they turn into real buildings 89 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:36,450 in a real town, that's all. 90 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:39,040 It's not a crime to have dreams, son. 91 00:04:39,090 --> 00:04:41,040 Breaking into a man's home, 92 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:43,410 vandalising company property -- those are crimes. 93 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:45,130 ZAC: Has any of this been proven yet? 94 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:47,010 Last time I checked, no-one pled guilty to anything. 95 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,730 I bloody walked in on them, Zac! 96 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:50,890 And maybe they just popped round to your place 97 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:52,530 to let you know that some bugger 98 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:54,210 had vandalised your precious sign again. 99 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,290 - Oh, no, that was us too. - Shay, don't. 100 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:59,450 Why not? Might as well own up to everything. 101 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,240 It's over anyway. 102 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,210 Yep. 103 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:07,920 Yeah, we did it. 104 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:10,850 BIG MAC: And you know it's been vandalised again, don't you? 105 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,850 "Free shake" -- I mean, what's that supposed to mean? 106 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,920 Is that a joke at the expense of old people? 107 00:05:14,970 --> 00:05:16,850 It's their celebrity couple name. 108 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,330 Their what? 109 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:21,040 Shay and Ike -- 'Shake'. 110 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:23,090 Like 'Brangelina' or 'Kimye'. 111 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:24,970 We are not a couple. 112 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,010 I'm treating it as a copycat crime. 113 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,450 - (ZAC LAUGHS) - Oh, this is funny, is it, Zac? 114 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,610 Come on, Mac -- it's two kids doing dumb stuff 115 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:35,650 for something they believe in, it's not the end of the world. 116 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,100 Oh, that's excellent parenting. 117 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:39,850 What about you, George? 118 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:42,010 You're sitting there saying not very much for a change. 119 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:45,460 What have you got to say on behalf of your family? 120 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,550 I'll pick you up after school. 121 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,190 - I can get the bus home. - No, I'll come get you. 122 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,590 Don't you trust me to get home without breaking the law? 123 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,070 I don't know. You tell me. 124 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,350 Because once upon a time I thought I knew you, 125 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,950 but now I have no idea who you are. 126 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,710 - I'm still the same me, Dad. - Really? 127 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,190 Because I've just found out 128 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,670 all this stuff happening behind my back. 129 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:13,070 Did I give up the right to a life when you dragged us here? 130 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,870 Don't you dare use that as an excuse 131 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,510 for the choices you've made! 132 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,150 Oh, I have no excuses, Dad. 133 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,000 I am guilty as charged, on all fronts... 134 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,320 .. so let the punishment rain down. 135 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,990 (WOODY SINGS) So take my hand and I'll lead you back 136 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,350 To the other side 137 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,150 Get yourself into a better place... 138 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,030 - Woody? - And live your life... 139 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,510 (YELLS) Woody! 140 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,030 Oh, hey, George. 141 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,990 Hope you don't mind me sitting in your chair. 142 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,310 Just wanted to feel what it was like on the throne of words. 143 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,150 - Much like any other chair. - Yeah. 144 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,790 Exactly what I realised. 145 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,430 Not a good work day today, Woody. 146 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,710 Exactly why work is the last reason I'm here. 147 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,390 - Oh, unless you want to. - No. 148 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,230 - And no surfing either. - Nah. Me either. 149 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,110 - Not unless you want to. - No. 150 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,350 - So why are you here? - Oh, for you, mate. 151 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,830 Anything you need. 152 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,880 Hey, how did that, um, restoration thingy go? 153 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,310 How it went was that I sat there, Woody, 154 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,190 thinking I should say something, anything, 155 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,310 and when I actually needed to speak... 156 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,790 What about you, George? 157 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,830 You're saying not very much for a change. 158 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,910 What do you say on behalf of your family? 159 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,350 All I could think of was how much I wished 160 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,430 it was Laura, not me, in that room. 161 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,310 Yeah. Because of her being a lawyer. 162 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:39,390 No, because she would have known exactly the right thing to say. 163 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:40,870 What about you? 164 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,310 What have you got to say on behalf of your family? 165 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,790 What have I got to say? 166 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,750 For starters, you need to pull your head in, 167 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,390 stop getting all pompous on it. 168 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,070 Yes, Shay broke the law 169 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,190 and she will own that and she will face the consequences. 170 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:57,870 But quite frankly, a grown man playing with toy trains, 171 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,030 building his little model dream town? 172 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,950 If you're getting a hard time, 173 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,190 mate, you brought it on yourself. 174 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,240 Come on, we're leaving. 175 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,790 And you would do very well to stay far away from my girl. 176 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,070 Yep. Yes, Mrs Turner. I'm sorry. 177 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,320 Yeah. 178 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,070 Unfortunately it was me. 179 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:22,910 What have you got to say on behalf of your family? 180 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:27,550 Um, well, I mean obviously I'm catching up on everything, 181 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,550 and, uh, there's a lot to take in. 182 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,390 - What was the decision, then? - There wasn't one. 183 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,640 Thanks for wasting my time. 184 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,140 And then everyone left. 185 00:08:39,190 --> 00:08:40,990 And I took my frustrations out on Shay 186 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,070 when I dropped her off at school. 187 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,710 Did you know? 188 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,550 Uh, about which bit? 189 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,020 Any of it. 190 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,020 About the civil disobedience campaign, no. 191 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,750 What about the other bit? 192 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,040 The, uh... 193 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:56,350 .. you know? 194 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,830 Yeah, the 'you know' that I didn't know. 195 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,830 - I thought you did know. - So you did know? 196 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,310 No! Yes. Well, no. 197 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,830 I mean, I had a feeling 198 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,900 when I saw him sneaking out of here one day. 199 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:07,590 Here? They were doing it here? 200 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,070 I can't say that for certain. 201 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,390 I just saw him coming from the side of the house. 202 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:12,870 Yeah, from Shay's room. 203 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,630 If it helps, whatever was happening then, 204 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,470 it's clearly not happening now. 205 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,310 I feel like a visitor, Woody, in my own life, 206 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,560 that I've only just woken up to the real world. 207 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:25,390 - God, I'm an idiot. - No, you're not an idiot. 208 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,240 No, no, yes, I am. 209 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,630 OK, well, look, I'll just hang here. 210 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,280 (CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 211 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:38,950 Hey. 212 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,990 Sign at the studio said you were here. 213 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,990 I know. I wrote it. 214 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,260 - How are you? - Oh, I've been better. 215 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,350 You had the thing this morning, right? 216 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,590 Yeah. 217 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,790 How did that go? How's Shay? 218 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,630 I have no actual idea how Shay is, 219 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,260 apart from being pissed off with the world, 220 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,020 which only adds to the feeling 221 00:09:58,070 --> 00:10:01,360 that I've been living under a rock this whole bloody time. 222 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,470 - How long was it going on for? - I don't know. 223 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,550 - How long have you known? - Does it matter? 224 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,950 It does. I'm her father, I have a right to know. 225 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,790 Shay has a right to a private life. 226 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,830 - She's only 17. - Exactly. She's 17. 227 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,510 The best thing I could do was advise her to tell you. 228 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,990 Which she didn't. 229 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,630 It's not entirely surprising. 230 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,630 Well, it was to me. 231 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:27,070 Pretty much everything is surprising to me these days. 232 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,590 Have you spoken to her about it? 233 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,790 Words... have been exchanged... 234 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,510 I don't want to talk about it! 235 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,350 - I never want to talk about it! - Shay... 236 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,020 There's no point in us talking about it 237 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,670 because you won't understand. 238 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,040 (YELLS) I said I'm not talking about it! 239 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:49,390 The thing is, I realised that I can handle Arlo. 240 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,510 But Shay... 241 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,160 .. Shay was always Laura territory. 242 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,990 Mothers and daughters. 243 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,280 Yeah. Exactly. 244 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,880 The one thing I can never be to her. 245 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,390 - Did Dad send you? - What? 246 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,430 To check I'm actually at school. 247 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,960 No. 248 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,670 What are you doing? 249 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,110 - I'm coming with you. - Why? 250 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,870 As company? 251 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,510 A friendly face? 252 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,150 Haven't you heard? I've got a whole new bunch of friends now. 253 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,950 They've even got name badges in my honour. 254 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,390 How neat is that (?) 255 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,750 OK, well, how's about for protection, then? 256 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,310 OK, first thing -- I'm not the one who needs protecting. 257 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,670 And second -- if I did, I wouldn't choose you. 258 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,110 ARLO: Gee, thanks. 259 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,750 You ever gonna talk to me again? 260 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,150 - Wasn't planning on it. - Come on, Shay. 261 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,590 I'm not really sure what I did wrong here, 262 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,150 apart from, you know, not realising that I was your first. 263 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,230 Go away. 264 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,390 You've got a whole new bunch of fans now, 265 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,510 just dying to be the next conquest of the great Ike. 266 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,430 You were never a conquest. 267 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,820 Yet strangely I felt like one. 268 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,150 Shay, can I have a word? 269 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,680 - I've got a class. - Yeah, mine. We can be late. 270 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,840 So, how are you coping? 271 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,230 OK. 272 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,510 Is there anything I can do to help? 273 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:42,110 Sorry, isn't this where you give me the official hard word 274 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,310 for bringing the school into disrepute or whatever? 275 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,230 Oh, we have other people for that. 276 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,950 No, this is me asking you 277 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,910 if there's anything I can do to help. 278 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,720 - Because of Dad? - No. Because of you. 279 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,350 Look, all I'm saying is I know what you're going through. 280 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,990 I don't think you do. 281 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,630 The outsider everyone looks at, 282 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:05,670 going, "That's her, she's the one," 283 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,190 until you just want to disappear. 284 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,630 I've been there. 285 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:15,680 And if you want someone to talk to, you can come to me, OK? 286 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,120 We should get to class. 287 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,070 - Mr Turner? - Oh, hi, Siouxsie. 288 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,590 Can you tell your daughter she's my new hero? 289 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,350 - No, I won't tell her that. - You should. Because she is. 290 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,910 Why don't you tell her yourself? 291 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,430 I don't talk to blondes. 292 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,590 Shouldn't you be on the other side of this thing? 293 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,040 I'm the black sheep of my family, just like Shay. 294 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,710 'Saturday'. Jan's phone. 295 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,110 - Is Jan there? - No. Is that George? 296 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,670 Hi, Noah. Is she around? 297 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,430 No, no, she's not. 298 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,070 When will she be back in? 299 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,710 I was just about to call you, actually. 300 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,230 You guys talk -- like, you're friends or something. 301 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,990 We are friends. 302 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,310 So she didn't call you about the restructuring? 303 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,190 What restructuring? 304 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,270 The whole magazine's getting a makeover, 305 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,310 breathing some life into this dinosaur. 306 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,070 Not before time. 307 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,590 And she's not happy about it, and now she's gone AWOL 308 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,390 and the whole management team's 309 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,510 looking at me like it's my fault. (LAUGHS) 310 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,750 Nightmare. 311 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,630 Alright, Noah, when she gets in, could you get her to call me? 312 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,390 It'll be top of my to-do list. 313 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,960 Keegan! 314 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,910 (RECORDING) Hi, it's Jan. Please leave a message. 315 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,550 Hi. It's George. 316 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,590 Could you call me when you get this? 317 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,040 I just need a friendly voice to speak to right now. 318 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,790 For God's sake. 319 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,590 Will they have to go to trial? 320 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,990 I honestly don't know. 321 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,470 They tagged a sign 322 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,070 and got caught playing 'Scooby-Doo'. 323 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,710 - Who cares? - I really wish you'd told me. 324 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,270 Dad, the first rule of teen survival 325 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:04,310 is don't dob on your older sister. 326 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,670 But I did tell her to tell you. 327 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,790 Yeah, you and everyone else. So why didn't she? 328 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,840 Because it was her thing and no-one else's. 329 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,710 How could I not know? 330 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,350 Because dads always look away 331 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,190 when it comes to their daughters, don't they? 332 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,110 FIONA: Knock-knock! 333 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,630 - Fiona. - Hi. 334 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,870 - I brought you this. - Let me guess... 335 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,950 GEORGE AND ARLO: Lasagne? 336 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,110 Yes. 337 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,710 What? 338 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,350 Oh, it's just that after Laura died, 339 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,830 people bought us food offerings and usually it was lasagne. 340 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,270 I'm sorry. 341 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,310 Right, well... (SIGHS) 342 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,470 .. sorry for bringing cliched food. 343 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,190 No, no, honestly, it's much appreciated. 344 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,030 Yeah, no, I'll take that. Thank you. 345 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,670 Would you like a glass of wine? 346 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,660 Ah, I'm fine, thanks. 347 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,150 I was actually just wondering if Shay was here. 348 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,790 Yeah, she's in her room. 349 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,230 Theoretically she's in her room. 350 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,430 Actually I'm here. 351 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,710 How can I help? 352 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,590 I'm more wondering how I can help you. 353 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,430 - Why would you want to help me? - Shay! 354 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,070 What, is that not a fair question? 355 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,960 It's fine, George. 356 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,400 Look, it... 357 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,030 .. can't be easy for you without your mum... 358 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,510 Oh, are you offering to take her place? 359 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,190 Shay, knock it off! 360 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,350 Not at all. 361 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,030 No, I just know what it's like 362 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,030 to be on the wrong side of the McNamaras. 363 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,590 Trust me, they can hold a grudge for years. 364 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,070 Do you think I actually care about the McNamaras 365 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,030 and whatever side I'm on with them? 366 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,030 I did what I did because I wanted to. 367 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,710 Let's leave it at that, eh? 368 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,710 Knock-knock. It's just me. 369 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,270 - What are you doing here? - I came to see Shay. 370 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,630 Yeah, but, I mean, who's looking after the club? 371 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,670 - Monty. - What?! 372 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,270 (MEN CHANT) Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty... 373 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,750 MAN: Whoo-hoo! 374 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,400 He'll be fine. 375 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,790 The offer still stands. 376 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,440 - The answer still stands. - Right. 377 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,070 (SIGHS) Whatever. 378 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,230 So, I hear you're the queen of the Weld criminal underworld. 379 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,070 Something like that. 380 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,230 Cool. 381 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,980 No, not cool. 382 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,150 Anyway, I came to see if you wanted a job. 383 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,950 - Doing...? - Well, at the surf shop. 384 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,590 I want to cut back my hours. 385 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,070 Is this you trying to make me 386 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,710 do something more productive with my life? 387 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,230 This is me trying to get you 388 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,790 to do something in this dead-end town. 389 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,430 Other than vandalising it? 390 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,260 Other than being a sad-arse about it. 391 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,070 Thanks, but surfing is Dad's thing, not mine. 392 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,590 It's working in a shop. 393 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,470 Yeah, but it helps if you're interested 394 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,980 in what the store sells, don't you think? 395 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,740 Fine. I was just trying to help. 396 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,460 I know. Thanks. 397 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,870 Keep stirring the lasagne. 398 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,710 It's risotto. 399 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,710 What the hell is wrong with you? 400 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,230 Oh, apart from being a slut and a criminal? 401 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,630 - Being so rude to these people. - You mean your girlfriends? 402 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,430 - Oh, don't start that again. - Why not? 403 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,350 It's true -- them trying to play mum. 404 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,980 That's for you, Dad, not me. 405 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,740 They're being nice, doing you a favour! 406 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,310 No, they're trying to do you a favour, 407 00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,980 helping you deal with your delinquent daughter. 408 00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:01,350 Give it a rest! 409 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,110 Do you want to alienate everyone here just to prove a point? 410 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,260 "See how horrible this place is, Dad? 411 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,150 "See how everyone here hates me?" 412 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,270 Is that your grand plan? 413 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,350 I don't have a grand plan, Dad. 414 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,200 Now, I'd like to be alone, if that's OK. 415 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,830 LAURA: (Hey.) 416 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,630 (He doesn't get it.) 417 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,480 He doesn't get it. 418 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,160 (SIGHS) 419 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,680 (PHONE RINGS) 420 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,550 Where the hell have you been? 421 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,390 I've been here is where I've been, 422 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,910 trying to keep the ship afloat. 423 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,830 - What do you want, Noah? - Your column. 424 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,710 Any chance you could rustle one up, like now-ish? 425 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,870 Why? It's not due for a few more days. 426 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,910 NOAH: Let me put it this way -- 427 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,030 you'd be doing yourself a real big favour. 428 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,190 Why? 429 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,830 NOAH: Well, between you and me, 430 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,630 apparently Jan had this huge falling-out 431 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,260 with the managing editor 432 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,670 and now she's tossed her handbag and gone bush, 433 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,430 not answering anyone's calls. 434 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,310 But the thing is, George, 435 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,390 with her gone you've lost your number-one fan. 436 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,710 So? 437 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,430 So the restructuring team are culling, if you get my drift. 438 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,670 Well, the thing is, Noah, 439 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,710 my column is the last thing on my mind, if you get my drift. 440 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,190 So if you want to cull, then you cull, 441 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,500 because everything else in my life has turned to shit. 442 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:52,290 Why should my column be any different? 443 00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:55,230 (TEXT MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) 444 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,240 (ALERT CHIMES) 445 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,630 SONG: A place that's holding no virtues 446 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,870 Where everything is in misuse 447 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,910 If I could only get out of... 448 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,350 - (ALERT CHIMES) - .. this town now 449 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,230 A place that's holding no virtues 450 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,550 Where everything is in misuse 451 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,830 If I could only get out of this town now 452 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,710 A place that's holding no virtues... 453 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,830 Hearts of fire 454 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,070 Feels like 455 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,950 We desire 456 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,630 Light 457 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,350 A place that's holding no virtue... 458 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,230 Hearts of fire 459 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,500 Feels like 460 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,630 We desire 461 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,310 Light 462 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,980 All I'm wanting now 463 00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:50,500 Is a break, oh 464 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,070 Then wipe your eyes 465 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,260 And start again 466 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:59,070 It's an open ending, open ending 467 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,110 Lights are filled with fire 468 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,740 Come take it in 469 00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:09,470 - It's an open ending... - (TEXT MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES) 470 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,910 Hearts of fire 471 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,980 Feels like we desire... 472 00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:18,870 - You crazy girl. - Life 473 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,960 Hearts of fire... 474 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,310 Right, are we getting the bus or what? 475 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,950 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 476 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,640 TOM: Hello? 477 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,230 GEORGE: Constable Tom. 478 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,070 TOM: George. Mind if I come in? 479 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,320 Sure. 480 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,230 Uh, I don't know if you heard the siren go off last night. 481 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,630 No. 482 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,110 It was late -- you were probably all asleep 483 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,870 when the contentious billboard burnt down. 484 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,160 This was found in the wreckage. 485 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,070 Fairly standard petrol can. 486 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:03,080 You can buy them at the hardware store over at Stafford. 487 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,310 In a way I'm not sad that bloody billboard's finally gone -- 488 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,160 bane of my life. 489 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,880 I'm just hoping that's the end of it, eh? 490 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:20,200 Well, I'll let you folks get on with your day. 491 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,910 - I need your daughter. - You do? 492 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:47,030 I did her a favour once. It's time for some payback. 493 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,630 You know the favour I'm talking about, right? 494 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,110 I was just taking her to school. 495 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,790 I thought she could skip school today, 496 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,430 especially on the day everyone's talking about 497 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,150 how the billboard burnt down. 498 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,750 - School or me -- your choice. - You. 499 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,710 - You cool with that? - Yeah, sure. 500 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,310 Climb in. You too, Arlo. 501 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,150 I'll drop you at school on the way. 502 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,030 Give your dad some peace and quiet, eh? 503 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,750 - On the way to where? - You'll see. 504 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,390 Catch you later, George. 505 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,470 BILLY: Wait till you see the billboard. It's totally trashed. 506 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,030 - It's awesome. - Not awesome, Billy. 507 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,630 But didn't you say last ni... 508 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,470 No, it's not awesome, Billy. 509 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,670 - Why was Constable Tom here? - Shut up, Billy. 510 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,120 (PHONE RINGS) 511 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,950 - Hello? - NOAH: George. 512 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,070 Glad I caught you before you started doing 513 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,310 whatever it is you do over there. 514 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,870 Look, if they want to cull me, just cull me. 515 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,390 The thing is, mate, turns out a lot of people like you. 516 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,990 They like what you do and they want you to stay on. 517 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,670 Fine. Well, what's the problem, then? 518 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,630 NOAH: It's just a couple of the boys upstairs. 519 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,030 I need to give them something to get you across the line. 520 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,190 What line? 521 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,640 NOAH: The line you need to cross to keep your job. 522 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,430 Has Jan shown up yet? 523 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,070 NOAH: Oh, forget Jan. 524 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:58,270 She is missing, presumed unemployed. 525 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,190 (CLEARS THROAT) This is about you deciding 526 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,910 whether you wish to join her on the scrap heap. 527 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,710 George, I know this is crap 528 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,430 but it's over to you if you want to play the game. 529 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,150 You do like writing your column, right, George? 530 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,710 Then do yourself a favour and whack one out today. 531 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,470 And make it bold -- not your usual navel gazing. 532 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,190 You know, we're thinking bold now, 533 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,400 so let's put a rocket up it, eh? 534 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,430 Hello? 535 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,350 Are you still there? 536 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,590 Yeah, yeah, I'm still here. 537 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,000 And OK. 538 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,790 GEORGE: "People think they know me through this column, 539 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,230 "that somehow this is an accurate representation 540 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,960 "of my life. 541 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,150 "It isn't. 542 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,200 "It never has been. 543 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,480 "Until now." 544 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,470 KATIE: Your dad's a pretty good guy, you know. 545 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,630 SHAY: I'm aware what you think of him. 546 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,870 Not what I think that matters. 547 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,030 It's what you think that we're here to talk about. 548 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,670 He's trying to understand you. 549 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,870 I know. 550 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,750 And you think you do? 551 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,230 I think I'm better at it than he is. 552 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,150 But then he's at a disadvantage because he's a bloke. 553 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,550 While he may not always get it right, 554 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,030 his heart's in the right place. 555 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:21,200 Yeah, his heart definitely is in the right place. 556 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,110 - But mine isn't. - It could be. 557 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,140 Not anymore. 558 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:32,390 I don't fit in here and I can't disappear. 559 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,110 Everyone thinks they know me, 560 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,350 everyone having an attitude about me. 561 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,550 Everyone who tries to be my friend 562 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,800 when I don't know what I actually mean to them. 563 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,630 Can you drop this, please? 564 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,710 I don't really want to talk about it with you. 565 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,030 So talk about it with George. 566 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,630 When I'm ready, I will. 567 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,990 All I wanted to hear. Come on. 568 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,310 - Where to now? - Stafford. 569 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,270 Denis is earning me a freakin' fortune, 570 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,270 selling his art to the Eurotrash set. 571 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,990 You can help me spend my guilt money. 572 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,360 (PANTS) 573 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,680 Hello? 574 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,560 (PHONE RINGS) 575 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,110 Aunty Jan? 576 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,750 NOAH: No. Who's this? 577 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,390 Arlo. Who's this? 578 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,670 Noah. I'm sure your dad's mentioned me. 579 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,030 Nope. 580 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,310 Never mind. Uh, hey, is he there? 581 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:47,550 Uh, no. 582 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,270 NOAH: OK. Cool. 583 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,790 Uh, just called to let him know everyone loved it. 584 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,150 - Loved what? - His column. 585 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,790 What, the last one? 586 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,790 Today's one, about your sister. 587 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,630 Sorry? 588 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,830 Anyway, just let him know I trimmed it a bit 589 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,310 but everyone loves it here. 590 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,990 Brutally honest stuff. 591 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,350 Wait, so it's not actually 800 words? 592 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,870 I know it's called '800 Words', 593 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,590 but, come on, who's crazy enough to count the words? 594 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,630 Well, he does. 595 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,270 Yeah, he'll be cool. 596 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,420 - Uh, can you get him to call me? - (HANGS UP) 597 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,950 Hey. 598 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,230 If you're going to live here, you may as well enjoy it. 599 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,110 I get that. 600 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,030 - You need anything, call me. - Will do. 601 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,590 Hey. 602 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,780 Congratulations, top work. 603 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,070 What have I done now? 604 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:14,200 Only sent Dad screaming over the edge, that's all. 605 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,950 GEORGE: "This is a letter to my daughter, Shay, 606 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,110 "from a father who no longer knows how to talk to you, 607 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,310 "and who seems to be getting it wrong at every turn 608 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,430 "no matter what he does. 609 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,710 "This is a letter to say that I know 610 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,390 "I can never replace your mother, 611 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,470 "no matter how hard I try. 612 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,440 "And the harder I try, the worse I seem to make it. 613 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:53,840 "Your mother's gone, and we both have to live with that. 614 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,080 "This is a letter to my daughter... 615 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,440 ".. asking you to talk to me... 616 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,590 ".. to tell me what's going on inside that... 617 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:11,560 ".. that wonderful, remarkable mind of yours." 618 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,520 Hello. 619 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,990 How was your day with Katie? 620 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,780 - What was the one rule, Dad? - What? 621 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,880 "The true reason I brought you here was the ghosts. 622 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,190 "All over Sydney there were ghosts of your mother -- 623 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,040 "the places we'd been, the things we'd done as a family. 624 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,470 "I couldn't live with those ghosts... 625 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,470 ".. so I had to escape them. 626 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,200 "The problem... 627 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:59,960 ".. I realise now, is that ghosts follow you. 628 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,720 "And I can't compete with your mother's ghost... 629 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,560 ".. not unless you tell me how. 630 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,670 When you started writing your column, 631 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,430 what was the one rule we agreed on? 632 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,230 Oh, that wasn't so much a 'rule' as a 'guideline'. 633 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,230 No, they were and still are rules! 634 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,360 What was the rule, Dad? 635 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,710 "If I am to use you as a source material I must do so obliquely. 636 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,430 "I must not use your name or include any embarrassing stuff 637 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,350 "that could be traced back to you directly 638 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,150 "and cause you social death." 639 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,350 You broke every bit of that rule. 640 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,230 You took everything that's happened -- 641 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,950 you took Shay's private story -- 642 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,270 and put it out there for the world! 643 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,870 She was in tears, Dad. 644 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,590 - Yeah. - See? 645 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,350 Because I love it. 646 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,790 What? 647 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,070 - Really? - Yeah. 648 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,510 Just reading it written out like that, 649 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,960 it helped me make my mind up about a lot of things. 650 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,000 Like what? 651 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,110 It doesn't matter. 652 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,630 The point is, I know you're not Mum, 653 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,440 and you should never have to be her. 654 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,910 So does that mean we can... 655 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,070 .. you know, talk about stuff now? 656 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,430 Not quite yet. 657 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,440 But we will. 658 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,040 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 659 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,230 We can catch the bus to school. 660 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,790 You don't have to go to school if you don't want to. 661 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,430 Nah, I had a day off yesterday. 662 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,550 Can't hide here all my life. (CHUCKLES) 663 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,190 Come on, weirdo. 664 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,030 - GEORGE: Got your lunch? - Nah, I'm all good. 665 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,910 Want me to pick you up after school? 666 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,750 No, do what you need to do. 667 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,470 Go surfing. 668 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,630 Oh, and if you see any of your lady friends, tell them thanks. 669 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,950 Tell Katie she really helped. 670 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,670 Yeah, I... will do. 671 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,230 ARLO: OK, how come you're suddenly the queen of serene? 672 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,440 I just figured there's no point in fighting everything, eh? 673 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,710 No, you can't seriously be OK with that column, right? 674 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,960 I'm perfectly fine with it. 675 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,310 What are you doing? 676 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,950 SONG: More-or-ore 677 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,110 Now I miss you 678 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,790 More-or-ore 679 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,190 Now I miss you more 680 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,750 More-or-ore 681 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,630 Now I miss you 682 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,790 More-or-ore 683 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,880 Now I miss you... 684 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,630 (RECORDING) Hi, it's Jan. Please leave a message. 685 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,110 OK, I am getting seriously worried now. 686 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,830 Please call me. 687 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,440 (PHONE RINGS) 688 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,750 - Hello? - George. 689 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,230 GEORGE: Hi, Tracey. 690 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,190 I don't know if we need to be concerned, 691 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,550 but Shay hasn't turned up for school today. 692 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,070 Well, she left here with Arlo. 693 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,710 Yeah, he's here with me. 694 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,360 But apparently at the bus stop she took off with Ike. 695 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,710 What do you mean when you say "took off"? 696 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,550 On his motorbike. 697 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,310 And he hasn't turned up for school either. 698 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,150 OK, thanks, Tracey. I'll take it from here. 699 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,470 If she turns up, I'll let you know. 700 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,790 (DIALS ON PHONE) 701 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,830 (RECORDING) This is Shay. I'll get back to you. 702 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,430 They're not in there. I checked when school phoned. 703 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,820 But by all means, check again. 704 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,310 - Where else might they be? - Mate, I have no idea. 705 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,070 - Anything. Anything at all. - Dunno. 706 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,120 Maybe the place that started all this hoo-ha. 707 00:34:07,390 --> 00:34:09,190 (VAN DOOR SLIDES) 708 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,030 Woody! 709 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,590 George! 710 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,950 Katie's got me making 711 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,630 the dunnies habitable for the shindig. 712 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,860 - Have you seen Shay? - In the dunnies? 713 00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:19,590 - Anywhere. - No, mate, not today! 714 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,340 She and Ike have taken off! 715 00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:23,460 Young lovers on the run? 716 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,950 Yeah, maybe something like that. 717 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,070 Well, look, if I see them I'll sing out! 718 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,750 - Thanks. - No worries. 719 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,510 How long have they been gone? 720 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,430 - They didn't turn up at school. - Not long, then. 721 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,150 No, but given recent events... 722 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,110 They're probably just patching up their relationship. 723 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,820 That's not making me feel any better. 724 00:34:38,870 --> 00:34:40,860 She could do a lot worse around here, believe me. 725 00:34:40,910 --> 00:34:42,860 Again, not making me feel any better. 726 00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:44,710 Was there anything she said about this yesterday? 727 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,910 No. 728 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,470 Please don't cover for her again. 729 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,550 I'm not. And I wouldn't, not in this situation. 730 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,310 OK, OK. I'm sorry. 731 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,790 Go home, wait there. 732 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,470 I'll rattle the kumara vine. 733 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,310 If I hear anything, I'll let you know. 734 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,910 I'm not gonna sit around feeling useless. 735 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,380 I've done enough of that. 736 00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:01,990 So, why would she be here? 737 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,820 You offered her a job, someone to talk to... 738 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:05,750 Which she didn't exactly greet with open arms. 739 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,590 Yeah, you're clutching at straws there, George. 740 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,230 Go home. She'll come back. 741 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,790 If you like, I'll tell you places I used to take boys... 742 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,550 Go home. She'll come back when she's ready. 743 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,470 Yeah, thanks anyway. 744 00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:19,070 Hey, George, great piece today. 745 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,710 What... what piece? 746 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,590 Got a Google alert -- tells me every time your name pops up. 747 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,790 My column is in the weekend paper. 748 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,230 Not this one. But lovely work. 749 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,990 Reminded me again of how I felt 750 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,860 when my beloved Norma popped her clogs. 751 00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:34,230 But then, my kids aren't a patch on your girl, eh? 752 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,630 Thanks, Dad. 753 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,230 If you don't want my disappointment, 754 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,710 make me bloody proud of you. 755 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,270 - Pasta? - Scallops. 756 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,990 Hey, George, if you ever want to talk, just yell out. 757 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,710 - I'm there for you. - You are? 758 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,820 - Solo dads. - Oh. 759 00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:49,230 Teenage girls and all the nightmares it entails. 760 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,750 But there's joy. 761 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,000 There's always joy as well. 762 00:35:53,430 --> 00:35:54,750 Thanks, Monty. 763 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,190 - Hey, do you play lawn bowls? - Uh, no. 764 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,280 I find talking and lawn bowls a very pleasurable combination. 765 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,070 You didn't tell me you were running it today. 766 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:11,310 Everyone loved it so much -- the honesty, the plea for help. 767 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,310 People were crying in the office. 768 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,190 So they ran it in the Opinion section 769 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,380 as a taster of where your column is heading. 770 00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:20,190 But it's not heading there. It was a one-time thing. 771 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,070 We can talk about that. 772 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,790 And we need another column by Monday. 773 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,270 George, I'm sorry, but if I dropped everything 774 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,820 every time a couple of kids wag school for the day, 775 00:36:30,870 --> 00:36:33,340 quite frankly, round here, I'd have no time for anything else. 776 00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:35,110 She is not wagging school. 777 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,750 You know this for a fact? 778 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,700 Look, even with everything going on, this is not like her. 779 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,550 I'll tell you what, George -- 780 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,820 I'll take a bit of a drive round the usual places 781 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,790 I catch couples... courting... 782 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,820 .. and if I find her, I'll let you know. 783 00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:52,030 But until then, the best thing you can do is... 784 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,080 Go home. Yeah, I know. 785 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,120 Nice, nice. 786 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:15,410 Shay? Shay? 787 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,580 Hey. She turned up yet? 788 00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:32,930 Nah. 789 00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:50,210 - KATIE: Anything? - Nah. 790 00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:51,610 I've looked everywhere, 791 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,490 asked everyone I can think of, left messages... 792 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,320 How's the kumara vine? 793 00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:57,580 Silent, I'm afraid. 794 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,490 FIONA: Zac, I don't care what sob story he gives you -- 795 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,210 if that boy shows up, 796 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,360 you call me the moment he walks in the door, OK? 797 00:38:15,410 --> 00:38:16,860 Good. 798 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:19,450 Still no sign of Ike. 799 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,490 I gathered that. 800 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:23,770 Hey, Dad? 801 00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:25,490 Look what I found in Shay's room. 802 00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:27,580 (PHONE RINGS) 803 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,690 - Shay? - SHAY: Hi, Dad. 804 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:36,320 Where the hell are you? 805 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:39,050 SHAY: The first thing I need to say is I really love you. 806 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,730 I love you too. Where are you? 807 00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:42,970 And I need to say I'm sorry. 808 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,130 - For everything. - GEORGE: Look, that's fine. 809 00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:47,290 Just tell me where you are. Is Ike there? 810 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:49,410 No, and this has nothing to do with him anymore 811 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:52,060 so please don't take it out on him. 812 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:55,660 Shay, where are you? 813 00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:58,610 In Sydney. 814 00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:00,490 At Grandpa and Grandma's house. 815 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:03,010 I made Ike drive me to the airport 816 00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:04,730 and bought a ticket online with your card 817 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:07,250 but I swear I will pay you back. 818 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,130 Jesus, how long have you been planning this? 819 00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:12,770 I haven't. 820 00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,780 It just happened, OK? 821 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:19,100 I'd been thinking about it ever since... 822 00:39:20,410 --> 00:39:22,410 .. everything. 823 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,660 And then I read what you wrote and I decided. 824 00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:28,930 It's what I needed to do, Dad. 825 00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:31,880 And I loved what you wrote, honestly. 826 00:39:31,930 --> 00:39:35,050 About the ghosts being why you left. 827 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,780 Why we left. 828 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:41,570 Well, your ghosts are my memories, 829 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,930 and I need those to live. 830 00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:47,410 Otherwise Mum dies every day for me. 831 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,770 Did Roger and Trish put you up to this? 832 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:51,840 No, they had nothing to do with it. 833 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:55,140 Can you just stop being all Dad about it, please? 834 00:39:57,140 --> 00:40:00,010 And how long are you planning to be there? 835 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,220 I'm so sorry, Dad. 836 00:40:05,220 --> 00:40:09,890 I tried, I swear, but I can't live there. 837 00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:14,490 I need the ghosts. 838 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:16,650 You can't live with them... 839 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:19,540 .. I don't see any other way. 840 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:24,490 George, it's Trish. 841 00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:27,970 Now, I'm sure you get how hard this is for Shay 842 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:30,170 and she's had a hell day... 843 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,170 As we all have, Trish. 844 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,320 So maybe we should just pick this up tomorrow. 845 00:40:34,370 --> 00:40:35,840 That'd be good. 846 00:40:35,890 --> 00:40:38,130 I just want to speak to my daughter and say goodnight. 847 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:40,010 Of course. 848 00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:43,060 (Your dad wants to say goodnight, darling.) 849 00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:46,060 I love you, Shay... 850 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:50,650 .. no matter what you do or where you are, OK? 851 00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,340 I know. 852 00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:02,960 She's in Sydney. 853 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:05,570 Says she's not coming back. 854 00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:08,540 Oh, God. I am so sorry. 855 00:41:09,540 --> 00:41:11,250 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 856 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,090 OK, that was huge mistake. 857 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:15,320 I almost died wheeling this thing up the bloody driveway. 858 00:41:15,370 --> 00:41:16,970 More fool me for getting the taxi 859 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,760 to drop me at the bottom of the drive. 860 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:23,370 What? 861 00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:27,970 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62426

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